Sollux Captor
@twinArmageddons
mage of d00m, whatever that's still w0rth. retired and ENJ0YING IT.
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
What, no good?
i'm n0 fan 0f the guy but let's put d0wn the c0nfecti0ns and take a fucking step 0r tw0 back here cr0cker.
The cake is where you draw the line? Not the dungeon or the indefinite internment?
keep him l0cked up sure, he's a shithead, but i d0n't think making him a cake slave and parading him 0n s0cial media is great. but hey what the hell d0 i kn0w, maybe cake slaves are a human thing.
WHAT THE HELL IS A CAKE SLAVE?
He is a prisoner. I happened to dole out some minor concessions during a routine visit.
ITS THAT TIME OF THE NIGHT WHERE WE BUST OPEN 47 JADE GEODES BABY lets go #JADEBUSTING!!!!! who the HELL is ready to come bust w/ me!!!!!! #wecantstopwinning @adiosToreador @uranianUmbra#4373 @twinArmageddons#6936
sollux its not lookin good
fuuuuuuck i need a lil #cigarette #substance
everyb0dy reading this sh0uld kn0w that she puts them 0ut 0n me just a heads up. laughs her ass 0ff ab0ut it t00.
this guys alwaysss beggin to touch his tip to my tip too
it's the 0nly way t0 get y0u t0 st0p. i'll just be minding my 0wn business and she'll sneak up and fucking pepper me with it until i agree t0 a little cigarette tip party.
@twinArmageddons#6936 I Need You To Come To The Caverns And Remove Every Last Iota Of Bluetooth You Can Possibly Find I Dont Care How You Do It Just Get Rid Of It All
o my fuck guys GUYS @uranianUmbra#4373 @twinArmageddons#6936 GUYSS MORE GREENIUM JUST GOT DELIVERED 2 TOWAR LALONDIA ALERT ALERRRRT we r opening the fuckin mega MOTHERLODE of jade geodes for din din tonight! weve got #BIGWINS on the menu!!!! PLZ meet me in the kitchenblock :DDD FOR OUR WINS #OurWinz
can't wait t0 get c0vered in m0re r0ck dust.
"wwhat a troll actually needs is not a tensionless state but rather the strivving and struggling for some goal wworthy of him" -troll vvictor frankl 48 minutes howw is evveryone enjoyin that #gala thing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16de8d4d64df.png @oleanderSupernovva get fucked #business #wwar #anime
can't believe i'm actually handing it t0 y0u but that little piece 0f shit y0u've c0nstructed actually made my night, i keep laughing every time i l00k at it.
evvery time you *look* at it sol? #lyingaboutblindness #forattention #calledit #hegotbetter
yeah alright chutesp0ut y0u kn0w what i fucking mean. can't expect y0u t0 wrap y0ur pan ar0und the c0ncept 0f brevity s0 i'll take it fr0m the t0p. haha w0w i laugh every time i meticul0usly psi0nically scan the display 0f my huskt0p and/0r palmhusk t0 c0nfirm what i'm being presented with. is that better y0u pedantic fuck.
no one was supposed 2 know about the h*ney str*w and now hes telling literally every1 & their fukkin moirail about the h*ney str*w #UUUUUGH #VaugePostin
"h0ney straw" is fucking insane lmfa0.
dude oh my god SHHHHHHHHH lmfao!!!!
Theres Something Wrong With My Laptop @twinArmageddons#6936
let's hear it. als0 why didn't y0u just dm me 0r call 0r s0mething.
This Was Faster So You Know The Bar That Encases All Of My Applications And Menus Usually That Bar Resides At The Bottom Of The Screen It Is Now On The Top
what the fuck 1s green1um
bell pepper 0n the ceiling. #fajitafriday
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