Sollux Captor
@twinArmageddons
mage of d00m, whatever that's still w0rth. retired and ENJ0YING IT.
he acts like i dont do a fuckin dingdong thing around this hivehold :/ like i didnt just refill all his inks last week..... methinks this printer might b a digital PERVERT #he-just-wants-meto-open-his-lid #and-look-at-his-inside-bits
LMAO!! would it kill you to open w/ a megacasual heyyyyy roxy..... wanna take a pokey look round in my guts lol?? like just once????? <:)
Only if you’re not too busy scraping the alien glop out of your.
it's n0t en0ugh that y0u imp0se y0ur bizarre familial cust0ms in this hive, n0w y0u're firing 0ff micr0aggressi0ns. can't stand y0ur needy v0yeuristic digital ass. and STOP MELTING MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Stop banging my wife* and we can negotiate. *Gender-neutral.
we're n0t having this c0nversati0n 0n a public f0rum. i refuse.
This chode's embarrassed to be banging my wife. Sounds to me like he doesn't deserve her/him/them.
y0u're such an insane dunce it b0ggles the mind. y0u c0uld stick y0urself in a desk lamp and it'll run shittier.
Lotta chirping from the hiki with a sicknasty alien flesh interface desktop in the basement.
yeah, sicknasty is right, what y0u'd give t0 be able t0 crawl ar0und in the veins and channels 0f my rig. keep dreaming, squirt.
In honor of the destruction of the Journal Factory, here's a personal tidbit pasted to the wall for the whole of the multiverse to see. A RANKING OF WHICH CREATORS HAVE LET ME DOWN THE MOST MISERABLY. ENJOY!
#CreatorHeadcanon sometimes karkat comes to me in my dreams and gives me advice about how to talk to people in my everyday life... it really helps me when i'm feeling confused and lost and he just takes my hand and guides me with his wisdom...
pure fucking h0rseshit lmfa0 this rules. g00d headcan0n.
why would you admit this online
oh my gosh ok i really didn't expect this website to be so full of creator embodiment practicers... i have no problem with the #DirkWives or other creator self-shippers because i think their love is all encompassing and if that's how you experience it that's ok but when people pretend to be the creators themselves in my comment section... i don't know it's just not the denomination i was raised in and we didn't believe that was possible growing up but i'm trying to be open minded and understand that creations can channel the gods' love in so many ways and that becoming a humble facsimile of your favorite creator is just another valid way to worship... at the end of the day we are all creations and i love all my fellow worshippers but i am still getting used to the different ways people interpret the canon
lma0 yeah guys y0u're all driving d0wn y0ur value 0n here.
#CreatorHeadcanon i think roxy doesn't use deodorant
hi everyone!!! i was just talking to some friends from my creator study group and they told me about this website. i'm really excited to talk about the creators with new people and share some of the thoughts i have about them basically all the time! i hope everyone will be nice to me and understand that it's ok for us to all have different feelings about what the creators are really like... at the end of the day it's just about how they make you feel... i'm not going to share my name because i don't want to get fired from my job again. nice to meet you, fellow creations! #CreatorHeadcanons #Religion #CreatorPantheon
i shudder t0 imagine the life path s0meb0dy w0uld have t0 take t0 wind up fawning 0ver me in that manner but whatever. this is g0nna be REALLY g00d.
Big changes coming! @involuntarilyLulzworthy Your "throne" awaits. :B
i truly d0n't kn0w if it's like a c0mpulsi0n t0 bec0me m0re and m0re sinister 0r what but y0u need t0 get a fucking grip.
... I beg your pardon? I HAVE A GRIP. YOU WOULD BE ASTONISHED BY MY GRIP, BUSTER.
>to think we'd live in an era where they finally give the bumbling charge servant the luxury of resting his glutes while his sensorium is so thoroughly and enthusiastically violated that future paralysis >man you aliens are so fucking woke LOLOLOL >nevertheless i think i just shed a xanthic tear >straight down my thigh lol
y0ur insane ass c0nstructed a helmsman rig, what the fuck is actually wr0ng with y0u. d0 y0u have a fucking panw0rm??? are the fucking fr0sting fumes addling y0u????
@twinArmageddons#6936 See? Not my fault. He's demented. If I don't have him, someone else will. It's a moral net neutral. Net positive, even. Look at him, in the lap of luxury.
... So I'm sensing you're potentially upset about the development, but I fail to comprehend why this is such a big whoop.
0h yeah y0u're right my bad the expl0itati0n 0f this rand0m halfwit jerk0ff with s0me s0rt 0f severe s0cial stunting t0tally necessitates the rec0nstructi0n 0f this evil techn0l0gy, yeah f0r sure.
y0u're either genuinely evil 0r m0rbidly stupid and i d0n't kn0w which is w0rse. 0r m0re surprising.
Ok, that's enough lip out of you, buster. :| I WAS amused by your perspective and perhaps even open to a lick of feedback, but this is ridiculous!
i'm really pleased t0 see that there is the p0ssibility f0r 0utside ideas t0 b0re their way thr0ugh the dense meat encasing y0ur sp0nge in lieu 0f pr0per cranial plates. may my PERSPECTIVE rattle ar0und in y0ur des0late pan en0ugh that they can disl0dge this idi0tic misfire 0f an idea. gdi listen t0 me y0u've g0t me practically channeling classic kk v0lcanic bluster, it's embarrassing.