When my moirail is in one of his "MOOdS" he likes to Pour SCALdING hot CONGEALEd ANd PASTEURIZEd muscle beast milk with miniature green foliage on my laP to get a reaction out of me. I never give it to him unless he's been GOOd but it's sweet that he still tries. #abuse #mutualpalegreement
- I see. So mmy attemmpts at affection aren't good enough for you then. I thought you liked being "palebaited." Well. Shamme on mme. I suppose I was wrong. ※ NOTICE: I will be discontinuing all scheduled and autommatically shipped orders of the mminiature flora, by the way. I don't expect that we'll need it anymmore.
※ URGENT NOTICE: Do *not* call it a pitch fit. If I were vacillating for you right now, you'd be able to tell. ※ ADDENDUM: And your prongsies are cold.
- On the [[lovely]] lounge plank? You're kidding. Haha. You *mmust* be joking, sir. Because weren't you recently aggravated to the point of nearly straining your chitin off fromm having to get that samme living block set re-upholstered? Fromm the previous applications of mmisplaced sopor, mmind you? - Don't mmind mme, though. Your infallibly unswerving, for somme [[friendly]] reason, Assister Helpmmeet will devote his mmorning to cleaning up yet another mmess. With a smmile, no less. ※ INFORMAL SIDEBAR: You know, it's actually kind of FUN for mme to do this. It remminds mme of when I used to have a Life, with things they'd actually let mme DO and Handle on mmy own. That way it was before you all let themm cull a capable, Working mman, of course. So by all mmeans, keep the slimme flowing! It's NOSTALGIC for mme. :-|