Keriri Maeleo
@biteyLepidote
≈H3333Y 3V3RY1≈ ≈H3/SH3/TH3Y≈ ≈N8URE LOVERRR!!!≈
≈JUST BC TH3R3S WRINKL3S ON TH3 WRAPP3R DONT M3AN TH3 CANDY AINT SW33T #SUGG3STIV3≈
≈HAD A GR3AT TIM3 WATCHIN THAT MOVI3 YAYAYAY FANKS @cryptidicTrudger 4 WATCHIN IT WIF M3≈
≠ you say, as if you didn’+ pick my favori+e film +o ensure i’d wa+ch i+ wi+h you. well played.
≈TRI3D 2 CATCH SUM FISH BUT TH3Y ALL RAN AWAY FROM M3 I FINK TH3Y S3NS3D TH3 MALICIOUS INT3NT IN MY AURA≈
* have you tried more traditional methods like a fishing rod or a net? * sounds to me like that would help your problem
* i get that! but like. if youre doing it for the sake of catching fish, i do recommend those methods
* weeell alriight i'll trust you..! * just keep my words in mind if things don't work out like you thought alrighty
=oXO i believe in you¡¡¡ you can get one¡ =:) =oXO
≈HUMAN PR3GNANCY IS SO SCARY WUT DO U M3AN TH3R3S A LITTL3 GUY IN TH3R3 WTF≈
lil evil dude suckin all your engery gonna pop out and be cooler than you because he sucked all your swag out
I have no idea man I'm adopted But I wouldn't be surprised if I did because I'm so me all the time and me is pretty cool
are you like, the evil fucked up version of myself????
i dunno if your at all serious, cause like i assume this'll become a whole Dave/Dirk thing
Where do you rank on the Lucas and Claus Scale
≈I LURV333 WH3N MY BIGG3R FRI3NDS PICK M3 UP ND CARRY M3 AROUND ITS SO MUCH FUN≈
≈I FINK I UND3RSTAND TH3 V3RY HUNGRY CAT3RPILLAR≈
≈TH3Y SHOULD MAK3 GLOWSTICKS U CAN 3AT BTW≈
WAT ZTOPZ U FROM EATIN DA NORMAL ONEZ X?
Y3S?
TCH, W3LL NOT W1TH TH4T 4TT1TUD3, TH3Y DON'T!
1T'S 4N 4CQU1R3D T4ST3.
≈@cryptidicTrudger H3Y WYA I B33N LOOKIN ALL OV3R 4 U≈
≈OK W3LLLLLL STAY SAF3!!! ND WH3N UR D1 WOULD U WANNA WATCH TH3 THING WIF M3 I KNO ITS UR FAV≈
≈I JUST R3M3MB3R3D TH3 1 BOWUIGI FANFIC I WROT3 WH3N I WUZ A LOT YOUNG3R ND 1 OF TH3 LIN3S WUZ “I COULD GAND3R IN2 YOUR BULBS 43V3R” ND I THOUGHT THAT LIN3 W3NT SOOO HARD WH3N I WAS LITTL3 LMFAOOO≈
TELL ME MORE.
≈IF I CAN FIND TH3 ORIGINAL DOCUM3NT ILL PROBS POST IT H3R3 BUT TH3 CONC3PT WAS BAS3D OFF OF WH3N LUIGI DR3SS3D UP AS P3ACH ND FOOL3D BOWS3R BUT INST3AD OF B3ING ANGRY WH3N H3 FOUND OUT BOWS3R WAS JUST AS ATTRACT3D 2 LUIGI ND IT SNOWBALL3D FROM TH3R3 ND BOWS3R WOULD START PR3T3ND-KIDNAPPIN LUIGI SO TH3Y COULD SP3ND TIM3 2G3TH3R BC TH3IR LOV3 WAS 4BIDD3N≈
HM. I WILL PUT YOU ON THE “LIVE INDEFINITELY.” LIST FOR THIS MASTERWORK.
≈LMAOOO FANKS ILL B3 SUR3 2 LYK IF I FIND IT≈
I will now 8egin to pour clustered sour candy into my maw while still laying down in my pile. if I choke, I choke
Wouldn’t you rather go choking on bulge instead if your chitts are any indication? #nsfw
well DUH 8ut unforch I am alone today. and also I am hungry so cluster candy it is !!
Rip in piss. Have fun with that then and maybe the yaoi fairy will pay you a visit and do you a solid.
you say this forgetting I AM the yaoi fairy
well if true they're all slackers
Yeah they’re all bottom bitches who need a kick in the ass, you hate to see it.
≈LMAO I HAV3 BURN3D MY TAST3MUSCL3 SO MANY TIM3S BC I G3T IMPATI3NT ND ALWAYS TRY 2 3AT TH3 FOOD B4 IT COOLS DOWN≈
≈M3 <3< TH3 PPL AT CHIP FAC2RI3S WHO ONLY FILL TH3 BAGS HALFWAY I DID NOT PAY 4 A BAG OF AIR FR≈
exactly
≈IM SO SHORT THAT LIT TH3 ONLY FING I CAN USUALLY DO IN A FIGHT IS START BITIN ND I HAV3 2 SAY I FINK I WAS BL3SS3D W TH3S3 T33F 4 THAT≈
why couldn't I have 8een hatched as him
[BEGIN MESSAGE] y0u w0u1d be 1ezz barkbeazt c0ded if z0. [END MESSAGE]
eheheheh TRUE !!
I could still 8e a 8ark8east and a shimp methinks
[BEGIN MESSAGE] p0zzib1y. it may make it harder tt0 hunt tth0ugh. [END MESSAGE]
FUUUUCK okay you're right...may8e this seikai is daijou8u after all
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am z0rry f0r y0ur 10zz. [END MESSAGE]
ya⚣i shrimp...
≈THIS BINGO STUFF IS SO FUNNY 2 WATCH LMAOO≈
≈I B3 LIKIN POSTS ABT SMALL 2P BIG BOT2M BUT TH3N IK MY JOLLY ASS IS 2 LAM3 2 ACTUALLY 2P SUMBODY LMAO I WOULDNT KNO WAT 2 DO #NSFW≈
≈SUMTI3MS I WISH I COULD DRINK TH3 FLUID INSID3 OF GLOWSTICKS BUT I KNO IT WOULD HURT M3 BIGTIM3≈
≈SOM3TIM3S ILL FLOP AROUND IN TH3 WAT3R ND PR3T3ND 2 B3 A FISH BUT NOT LIK3 A S3ADW3LL3R JUST LI3K AN ACTUAL FISH ITS SO MUCH FUN≈
≈I FINK PINKI3 PI3 IS MY FAV M3MB3R OF THA PONYCUL3≈
:33< they are all in <> so i think ponycule still counts!!!
NOO nOO nOO yOOu were cOOrrect the first time
≈AR3 W3 SUR3 BC IM S33IN A LOT OF <3< T3ND3NCI3S WIF AJ AND RARA BUT ALSO AJ AND DASH BUT ALSO IT RLLY S33MS LIK3 TH3R3S SOM3 <3 TH3R3 WIF TH3M 2 MAYB3 TH3R3S JUST A BUNCH OF QUADSM3ARIN GOIN ON≈
:33< *ac nods* :33< that is true yes :33< but i think the quadrant vacillation makes it interesting
≈OH WH3N I WAS HIGH 3ARLI3R (#SUBSTANC3 M3NTION) I THOUGHT SUMTHN LIK3 PITCH FLIRTING CALL THAT PLIRTING ND I THOUGHT IT WAS TH3 MOST BANG3R THOUGHT ID 3V3R THUNK AT TH3 TIM3 BUT ITS FUNNY 2 THINK ABT NOW B3CAUS3 IT WAS SO ASS LMFAOOO≈