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THE M⧃UNTAIN RISES
SAFETY TIP: NECESSARY IMPLEMENTS FOR ANY FRIENDS YOU CARE ABOUT, IF YOU HAPPEN TO *DARE* BRING THEM AROUND THE ALPHA KIDS, BY THE BY.
Thank you!
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
THAT W⧃ULD BE DELICI⧃US
I AM GLAD WE ARE ALL SUCH G⧃⧃D FRIENDS
ohhhh we need to get you on the tormentor s1de of a real torment nexus l1ke asap
why does th1s make @paleH1ghblood sound l1ke they’re bored as hell
"ARE Y⧃U AN ACTUAL M⧃UNTAIN" N⧃, THEY CALL ME THE M⧃UNTAIN BECAUSE I AM FIRM AND TALL AND P⧃WERFUL AND IMM⧃VABLE AND UNST⧃PPABLE AND UNBREAKABLE. THEY STARTED CALLING ME THAT AFTER A FACT⧃RY FELL ⧃N ME (MY FAULT H⧃ H⧃ I WAS PUNCHING IT) AND I DID N⧃T EVEN FALL PR⧃BABLY I D⧃NT REMEMBER
if nopuppy else got me, I know my pikmin got me #476steps
[1 have noth1ng to ch1t about, so do not expect much from me. my f1rst 1mpress1ons of th1s s1te 1s that you are all ants 1n a self-made, self-adhered to ant h1ll d1gg1ng towards a t1ck1ng t1me bomb, and frankly 1 hope 1t goes off]
haha uh oh, 1 d1dn’t expect her to actualy go through w1th 1t and make an account! haha th1s 1s scary
I HAVE BEEN GRANTED PERMISSI⧃N T⧃ WEAR SH⧃RTS.
☎︎ #Thanks #IEnj✱yLurking #AndGivingThe✱ccasi✱nalC✱mment
➡️Affirmations➡️ ➡️He calls you Anna because he likes you.➡️ ➡️It is okay to take your tasks slow, the report will be there in a few months when you are done with it.➡️ ➡️It is okay for him to lose the key.➡️ ➡️You like it when he loses the key.➡️ ➡️You are not responsible with your unhindered fondlepalms anyway.➡️
➡️When I need to decompress.➡️ ➡️Which is all of the time.➡️
kAikkA might be a bad InfluencE on me. i cant stop plAyIng troll fOrtrEss 2.
taking applications for a SBURB session 8 total players (i am nearing the end, i've got almost everyone) https://forms.gle/STSwh4kjJ2uBk5Qk6 you will be messaged on if you are in or not once i decide who the best to recruit along are #saraSBURBsession #thegame #saraapplications (hashtag provided in case you wish to block it)
!? Bawooth wawoords in my trawoolltag mean happy! This is because I am extra happy! :•D ?!
Scream-building eXercises today. The Chairmancer is in the tower, so I better hear those chitinous windholes ripped raw. #MacroCullsmos #Business #Violence #WorkIncentives - MC Oleana
※ NOTICE: Trysha, please forward mmy calls. I'mm wiggling and writhing around on a gluetrap for himm, like the stuck little cheesebeast I amm. Potentially until COB. Squeak, squeak. - Interested in learning mmore? ;-) <> c3<
- I wish there was an alternate formm of society where it was acceptable, no, ENCOURAGABLE for us to [ ※ WHOA THERE, PAL! Cullmmate's Panopticommfy® for iHusk has detected somme UPSETTING LANGUAGE. Timme to get all of those scary words out of your way, Mr. Tsurga! ] [ ※ Panopticommfy® says no-no-no to mmixing cullfriends and thoughts of v-v-v-violence! Let's start over with this post and try again so we don't stress ourselves out too mmuch! ]
youre so r1ght! one of these days someone not pathet1c as hell w1ll come along 1 can feel 1t. keep those gander bulbs on the #tormentnexus space 1n the meant1me :)
- Oh... is that... glue? I think I'mm squeak squeak, stuck... <:-)
https://msparp.chat/ucedestorment oh no who put that there on my d1g1tal cl1pboard
- Squeak ssueeak, sqeak squeak, squeak squeakn squean squaeak squeeeeak squeak, seuqeak esqueak, sewuqqs;fl sqeak squeak sqeak sqeek (M/L=3) ※ NOTE: That's cheesebeast for, "I pale you, baby, please don't leave mme, and please don't let anyone else take over mmy cull Order. Did I mmention that I pale you? A lot? For Life?"
wow 1t’s l1ke people should l1sten to me more often. anyway, keep squeak1ng 1n the1r general d1rect1on thanks
- What do you mmean he's got an inappropriate squeakbeast costumme on and he's running around their officerena in it, defiantly begging to be caught - That doesn't sound very #WorkSafe. 🤣🤣🤣 And *I'mm* letting this guy yell at mme???? #ErmmmmWhat 😆😆😆😆
※ URGENT NOTICE: Squeak squeeak squeak. I'mm not taking off this narrowly appropriate cheesebeast costumme until he fully forgives mme. Squeak squeak
※ URGENT NOTICE: Squeak, squeak. I've put on the silly cheesebeast get-up. Squeak, squeak, sir. Call mme aback, sir. SQueak PLEASE.
@paleH1ghblood hey can we get your thoughts on th1s
Mmm. Fish cake.
➡️You resentfiend is picking up on your lingering feelings. The office is no space for insecurity, they have decompression gear in Stock(s) for that kind of disorderly thinking.➡️ ➡️Take me in gropeplane, handy to tip. I shoot for the ideal trajectory. I have been advised under cullcil that I qualify under the Equal Mutants Act of Constern's first decree. Do you know I qualify as that? Compare your step stalk to my upper arm when I am sopping the spilled cereal out of your carpet.➡️ ➡️I qualify.➡️ ➡️He said I qualify.➡️ ➡️I qualify.➡️ ➡️Do not think I don't qualify.➡️ ➡️I am the most qualified out of either of us.➡️
➡️I need pressure therapy.➡️ ➡️Burdenbaron my pressure therapy.➡️
➡️Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️
So.... you chose Dicks? Been there.
<You don't have to use your full name on social media uncontrolled by Empire. Just fyi.>
➡️The language of the Great Subjuboss should not be misappropriated, Melpheap. Refer to The Beforus New Oral History of Termigiggly Terminology.➡️ ➡️Did you read the assigned literatures when you were hired? I had them dictated to me.➡️ ➡️I believe the Baronair himself lead the instruction.➡️ ➡️Strange, that.➡️ ➡️Your hungriest, squirmiest friend submits himself to the delegation of his digestive tubes, but still has time to pay a listening node to our Grand Baroness of Giggletude.➡️ ➡️I marinate in our present conference.➡️
GENDER: IT CAN BE CREATED…… AND DESTROYED.
- I don't care anymmore whatever size load it is I'll just take it ※ REMINDER: PLEASE. YOU CAN'T UN-CULL ME. Bbaaaabbbeee
➡️They have fashioned several extreme measures to ensure I do not wind my prying nubs into my premature whites and pull them out by the root because of my incongruous stress factors.➡️ ➡️Sidespreader: He should be retitled to The Lapchair. Posted from my Lapchair.➡️
➡️The Baronair is busy now.➡️ ➡️-signed ωяσтнє αιαяαу - αηηαℓιѕт - нιѕ вєѕт ƒяιєη∂➡️
- OHHH. Seriously? You don't think I'mm SERIOUS about our vow? So all of those sweeps of being faithful to you while I got asked, *BEGGED* for pile service day after ding-dong freaking DAY mmean nothing to you? - RIGHT. But I'mm not serious the mmomment a bouncier, younger Tsurga shammbles in. Right, don't mmind the fact that our genetic donations have produced at least 5-11 descendants with, potentially, direct heritability. PAY NO MIND to the fact that I've commmmitted to spending the *entirety* of mmy lifespan with YOU, even when I know you'll probably take another mmoirail after I die. - None of that mmatters because I'mm against the idea of training mmy younger, alternate self to do all your favorite tricks. Hmmmm! I wonder why!!!!!!
➡️I have fixed my cravat and am willing to step up where a more weary employee will buckle.➡️ ➡️He must be overworked and overpaid, swallowed in the sea of his own doubt. Cordial Findash placed 4th in his last 100 meter yard gallop, the third consecutive nearfail of his young career. Bad percentages, he won't be favored to win.➡️ ➡️I am both an analytical tactician and host, potential.➡️ ➡️Will they swallow my key all the same.➡️ ➡️Champagne tower.➡️ ➡️Your best friend sips his bubbly. Final song.➡️
1ts l1ke a 10 buggy p1le up, and boy, 1ve got my soda can cracked open 1n one hand w1th a box of burst kernels 1n the other
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH. TO CELEBRATE, I WILL BE PAINTING MY POWERFUL BODY IN THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW. FEAR NOT, MY PAINTS THESE DAYS ARE NOT DERIVED FROM BLOOD. I PURCHASED SEVERAL SHADES FROM THE HARDWARE STORE.
➡️My opinion is worth significantly less than my office friends'.➡️ ➡️This is true, sir.➡️
➡️Do you know what's odd?➡️ ➡️Every other number.➡️ ➡️That one is a kicker, but the joke is that every number that isn't even, is odd.➡️ ➡️Which is every other number.➡️
- Listen, cubicle confrere. We kind of need to talk about the whole ceviche thing. ※ NOTICE: Immmminently.
➡️You cater to the slobbering masses while your oldest friend wallows in his earnestness.➡️ ➡️No Goredash deliveries available for ceviche.➡️
- Aughhhugghh mmmmffdkkdk mmaaauhhghhaka
- Hold on. I didn't see this mmissive. ※ CLARIFICATION NEEDED: With HM doing what, sir?
➡️Mister Best Friend will continue accepting applications for his next prospective endeavor.➡️ ➡️Deposit all interest into this form.➡️ ➡️I get to watch the entry number go up.➡️ ➡️So riveting.➡️ ➡️https://forms.gle/7cezQQskBzMcnQVb9➡️
:33< mew can be purrtaking AND encouraging othpurrs!
w0men
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i thought i applied solely as an investor... it appears a nnistake has been nnade. nevertheless, i ann not a troll to shirk nny duty. it uuill be nny honor to accept.
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I understand and I also love this, I just wanted to be held while we watched
#StillListeningToTheRockyHorrorSoundtrack #ImSoObsessedWithThatOne #NextMovieNightNeedsToNotBeAMusicalNight #BecauseImWishingMoreAndMoreICouldSingAndDance #Sighhh
((10k kult special (joke) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f5e4b06c8b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f83c2edcfdf.png
- That freaking guy. He needs to GET a Job. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
xeelah likes her new body! i used a hologram instead of a trollbot to give her some more freedoms B) https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/xeelah.png
※ NOTICE: Sir. Hoofbeast races are starting.
ill never forget you
Don't do me the indignity of not recognizing the pervert film of perverts. #nsfw
CUM FOR ME MY ANGEL OF GOONING #nsfw
∻If the rumblespheres aren't S☢AKED IN SWEAT I d☢n't want t☢ put my head between them. #nsfw∻
Me when I can't handle everyone ever not kissing my ass. Whomp whomp.
◌ "A warrior must take calculated risks on the battlefield." ⧂
Getting sick of these lowbloods sitting around and doing nothing all night. Your life is short anyway. Do something useful for it. Ha ha. :o|
↘️if i am getting more game than you↘️ ↗️THAT IS PROBABLY A SIGN THAT YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.↗️
↗️IN ANOTHER LIFE, I AM CERTAIN THE BOTH OF US WERE OVERWEIGHT, 20-SWEEP EAST ALTERNIAN SALARYTROLLS.↗️ ↘️we would get↘️ ➡️beers➡️ ↘️together↘️ ↗️AND WE BOTH COMMITTED AUTOCULLING AFTER BEING LAID OFF.↗️ ↘️that is why we are the close associates we are now.↘️
↘️i have tied a piece of my superior's hair around my thinnest prong.↘️ ↗️IT HAS INCREASED MY LUCK TENFOLD, I BELIEVE.↗️ ↘️it has also turned my typestump blue.↘️ ↗️IT IS SO TIGHT AND SO REASSURING.↗️
yippie! I'll keep my vievvglΩbes peeled
※ DID YOU KNOW: That a cull-Work programm could be right for a troll in your Life? I, for one, amm Living proof that it Works. - Interested in learning mmore? <> c3<
(V)(',,')(V) ok im breakin it down now first im hitting ℧ with a sick sh℧ffle oh my gah my heely’ed st℧mps r movin in ways ℧ neva eva seen before br℧dda boom bam ohh shit i j℧st did a f℧kkin backflip landed on my side oh shit didnt even hirt tho c℧s im back ℧p hittin ℧ wit some spins n shit or something
>> Yeah, and that'ડ f¡ne 1o1
(V)(',,')(V) idk what it means to bottom c℧s im always 🔛🔝! 😭😭😂 aye aye
EVEЯRYO_E'S ALWAYS CLAIMI_G TO BE A_ ELITE EMPLOYEE. THE BEST OF THE WOЯRST. BUT I SAW @gratuitousA__uity CHEW THE GUM OFF THE BOTTOM OF HIS SUPEЯRIOЯR'S SHOE A_D LICK THEM BOTH CLEA_ AFTEЯR. A_D HIS PICTUЯRE IS THE O_LY O_E O_ THE WALL.
"HIS HAIЯR? WACK. HIS GEAЯR? WACK. HIS JEWELЯRY? WACK. HIS FOOTSTA_CE? WACK. THE WAY HE TALKS? WACK. THE WAY HE DOES_'T EVE_ LIKE TO SMILE? WACK. ME? I'M TIGHT AS FUCK." -JAMALL SMIITH, SKATEЯRSLAYEЯR. HIS FI_AL WOЯRDS LIVE O_ AMO_GST THE MIЯRTHFUL.
1s you but sl1ghtly to the left or someth1ng 1dk, sl1ghtly d1fferent c1rcumstances
- I agree. ※ PROPOSAL, OPEN-ENDED: I think we should look into expanding today. ;-) Your thoughts?
◌ "why did you hire casper" He asked for the job, I reviewed his skills and qualifications, and I decided he was a good fit for the company. What he does now was part of my secretary Cerner's additional workload and that has been taken off of her shoulders. Also, he was in the running for another position at another company. Being cutthroat means cutting the throat before someone else takes the kill. #violence to be safe. ⧂
※ RESOLUTION: It's always a pleasure to be of service. Let's all light our cigars together! ;-)
※ RESOLUTION: Your schedule has been thoroughly mmanaged, sir. - Let's get to chilling this slimme, shall we? ;-) <>
- @paleHighblood Are you comming to the recuperacoon, mmy mmost mmagnanimmous Baronair? ;-) ※ NOTE: This slimme is getting awfully lukewarmm without your chilly commpany.
※ MOOD FOR TONIGHT'S MEMMO: - Conciliatory. ;-)
- By Jove, sir, you've done it again! ※ QUERY: Shall I go ahead and mmake the celebratory dinner reservations for later? ;-)
I've never considered this application for an auspistice... Have my interns been auspisticing me this whole time...? - MC Oleana
"oooooh, what k1nd of mus1c 1s th1s" "break core you say" "no th1s most certa1nly not a th1ng 'back 1n my day', w1sh 1t was though"
- For somme strange reason, I thought this said "flavor disk" for a mmomment. - I'm not sure why. I think I should probably get mmy eyes checked! ※ NOTE: Hummorous statemment.
They call me Prank Sinatra.
Are YOU excited for #TotalDramaIslandInterdimensional?
fuck you thats unfair i just ran wwith a tight knit gamercluster ok
Everyone wants to be the biggest pervert in the sherbert.
◌ I love how many trolls in business are on here. It's invaluable to have a resource where you can keep tabs on those in the field. ⧂
just receivved the unvvarnished textless photograph for my covver on next months edition of cosmocean magazine look out for my intervvieww therein about howw my rearin as a wwarrior destined to succeed in the genesis of a neww univverse informs my decisions as an executivve and howw i maintain my iconic ampora hair swwoop evven in high wwindspeed conditions https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/796f1a15c2d6.png #fitcheck #cosmocean #business #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity
LEAKED: @timaeusTestified#0414 caught DMing AI furries during work hours. https://i.ibb.co/W4hV4qnc/image.png
ii do know what zahhak get2 up two on the down low. he wa2 alway2 on the odd end.
1t w4s...compl3x. 4 l4rg3 p4rt of 1t w4s th4t your offspr1ng could b3 cull3d 4t 4ny mom3nt. 1'm lucky th4t two m4d3 1t to th31r 4dult molt. 1 do not curr3ntly w1sh to t4lk 4bout th3 oth3rs. #d34th
↗️I COULD NOT AGREE MORE. WHY IS YOUR QUIRK SIMILAR TO SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW.↗️
↗️DO NOT COMMENT DISPARAGING THINGS ABOUT MY WORK DRAWINGS.↗️ ↘️you could never understand the bond between two warriors.↘️ ↗️AN EMPLOYEE AND AN EMPLOYER.↗️
D --> That is my nonimous confession, my name is in%orably attached to it
My 1nt3rns 4r3 pl4nn1ng th1s 4s 4 g1ft.
concept: "wrothe" "↗️KYAA?↗️" your hands shake holding the plastic cup filled with water, spilling over your front to cast a dark shadow over your clean white button up and the front of your neatly pressed slacks your cheeks grow hot in humiliation your higher up raising an eyebrow in disappointment towards your uncouth reaction towards the simple calling of your name "↘️im sorry sir it wont happen again please go ahead of me.↘️" he brushes against your side to get to the hydration tank, scoffing as you spill more water across your front the buttons of his luxurious shirt struggle against the sheer size of spheres and you cant help but stare as he downs the water in one gulp and crushes the cup in his hand "come to my office" he says you begin to panic you must be in trouble for your behavior maybe he can read all of the nasty thoughts youre having right now at this very moment "↗️YES SIR.↗️" you answer without thinking because whatever he wants is what you will do "i want to clean you up myself" he mutters, eyes scanning over your crotch and the water stain that resides there before making his way casually back to his office (tags: Wrothe Aiaray/Boss, troll/troll, workplace lewdity, #nsfw, power imbalance, waterplay, try not to squirm, stoic top, panic bottom, dont get caught, we shouldnt be doing this, archive rating: M)
↗️MY HIGHER UP↗️ ↘️who is so physically capable that i can witness their muscles bulging through the thin, indigo seams of their exquisitely picked business attire↘️ ↗️BRUSHED AGAINST MY LEFT SIDE AT THE HYDRATION TANK.↗️ ↘️it was so forceful that i spilled my cup and also stumbled forward two paces.↘️ ↗️WOW.↗️
cuddling w/ my #kitty rn #Kitties
>> took an ed¡b1e h¡gh eat¡ng tacu11 be11 1¡fe ¡ડ good #ડubડtanceડ #🍪🍃 #🌮🔔 #ડe1fcareડaturday
- I amm opening Adobeast Photoshill on mmmmy palmmhusk - Ahahaha owww mmy eyes 🤣🤣🤣