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- When I'mm in the jar nothing can hurt mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing bad can'd happen to mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing is going to shake mmy jar #PickleAffirmmations
It's charming when cobalts think and act like they're highbloods~.
꧁@paleHighblood #nsfw #bulgerating #chucklevoodoos #newformat Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically matter less than they should, which is humiliating to admit, because ordinarily I like numbers to stay where I put them. Strength: 5. Pliability: 7. Length: 6. Girth: 4. X-Factor: 9. Purpleblood, yes. Beforan, yes. Highblood, yes. Still modest. Sorry. The Baronair’s bulge is bullying my pan. It has decent give, better response to attention than force, and a very strange relationship with authority. I do not think it impresses by size. I think it impresses by getting everyone nearby to behave like size was never the most important part. The X-Factor is through chuckleconditioning. Lowbloods, office cullployees, moirails with poor stress management, cullployee host bar applicants, and whatever the Annalist is doing near the desk are all part of the field around it. Try being told to get on the desk near this bulge. You will probably feel better and worse. There's almost a radiating warmth from it. As bleak as this troll can be at times, it makes my pan feel better just communing with it. His bulge is not overly large. That is probably why it has developed an entire office around itself. Cigar smoke. Scotch. Cold slime. Petroleum residue. Expensive chair leather. Stress-sweat. A little panic. Old money pretending it is comfort. It smells like a cigar lounge built inside a recuperacoon, and I regret how much that explains. Taste is bitter smoke, dark sugar, salt, and something medicinal from the cigars. Texture is smooth, warm, and more responsive than the measurements deserve. There is no severe ridge profile, no dramatic purpleblood overdevelopment, no historic caste nightmare hiding under the desk. The underside is sensitive enough to explain the bossiness. Not justify it. Explain. The Baronair is ideal for anyone trying to experience Beforan highblood workplace meionics without being physically overwhelmed. Small. Bossy. Desk-certified. Huskboard-adjacent. Better in a lap than in a joust. Palind Pinnip is for communing. The Baronair is for being managed.꧂
꧁pass.꧂
@aeneasCaldarium asks: "vwhats y9ur take 9n seers and the vway they guide 9thers? #SeerTW #GuidanceMenti9n" Cr9nus, I am g9ing t9 d9 y9u the extra9rdinary c9urtesy 9f interpreting this as a sincere questi9n a69ut Seers, guidance, and the ethical resp9nsi6ilities inherent t9 advis9ry classpect la69r, rather than as whatever extremely damp little innuend9 is alm9st certainly lurking under the w9rd “guide,” 6ecause if I start dignifying every suggestive sylla6le y9u leave unattended in my ask69x, I will have effectively v9lunteered t9 6ec9me a municipal cleanup crew f9r y9ur pers9nality. #SeerTW #GuidanceMenti9n #Cr9nusMenti9n #N9tTakingThe96vi9us6ait N9w, as a Seer 9f 6l99d, and as s9me9ne wh9 has perhaps 6een unfairly maligned as "69ssy," "c9ndescending," "unasked f9r," "still talking," and, in 9ne especially uncharita6le instance, "a y9uth past9r f9r the elderly," I actually think the Seer's r9le is 9ften misunderst99d 6y th9se wh9 mistake guidance f9r c9mmand, c9mmand f9r care, and care f9r the right t9 rearrange 9ne an9ther's lives thr9ugh the mechanics 9f the game we shared. F9r example, with Damara, 9ur Witch 9f Time, I w9uld have guided her t9ward understanding that the p9wer t9 change a timeline is n9t the same thing as freed9m fr9m c9nsequence, and that smashing the cl9ck is 9ften 9nly a m9re dramatic way 9f admitting the cl9ck was still the center 9f the r99m. #DamaraMenti9n #Witch9fTime #C9nsequenceMenti9n #Cl9ckMenti9n @handMaid With Rufi9h, 9ur R9gue 9f 6reath, I w9uld have explained, patiently, and pr96a6ly m9re than 9nce, that "freed9m" is n9t just a sacred little w9rd and y9u cann9t just drift away fr9m 96ligati9n. #Rufi9hMenti9n #R9gue9f6reath #Freed9mMenti9n #96ligati9nMenti9n @aer9dynamicTramp With Mituna, 9ur Heir 9f D99m, I w9uld have 6een extremely careful, 6ecause D99m players are very frequently praised right up until the exact m9ment every9ne realizes they have 6een treating s9me9ne else’s suffering as a c9mmunal res9urce, and I w9uld have asked, 6ef9re every n96le sacrifice, whether it was actually n96le, actually necessary, 9r simply what every9ne f9und c9nvenient f9r him. #MitunaMenti9n #Heir9fD99m #SacrificeMenti9n #D99mTW @c9ngruentAttitude With Meulin, 9ur Mage 9f Heart, I w9uld have enc9uraged her t9 distinguish 6etween understanding s9me9ne’s feelings and rummaging ar9und in them, 6ecause em9ti9nal insight, while valua6le, is n9t a permissi9n slip t9 6ec9me the l9udest p9ssi6le cust9dian 9f an9ther pers9n’s inner life. #MeulinMenti9n #Mage9fHeart #HeartMenti9n #Em9ti9nal69undaries @amusingCaterwaul With P9rrim, 9ur Maid 9f Space, I w9uld have said, and did say in several adjacent f9rms, that nurturing life, creating space, and respecting aut9n9my are n9t interchangea6le, th9ugh I am sure she w9uld n9w claim I 9nly 96jected 6ecause she was c9rrect a69ut an entirely different issue she had n9t yet finished 6eing smug a69ut. #P9rrimMenti9n #Maid9fSpace #Aut9n9myMenti9n #PleaseD9N9tD9te @glam9r9usAuspaciar With Latula, 9ur Knight 9f Mind, I w9uld have guided her t9ward the difficult awareness that perf9rmative c9mpetence is still perf9rmance, even when it is useful. As well as guiding her metaph9rical 6lade t9wards the right ch9ices. #LatulaMenti9n #Knight9fMind #Weap9nMenti9n #MindMenti9n With Aranea, 9ur Sylph 9f Light, I w9uld have advised, very firmly, that healing thr9ugh kn9wledge is 6est applied t9 9thers rather than selfishly h9arded. Her hidden 6andages 9f truth c9uld have 6een quite helpful. #AraneaMenti9n #Sylph9fLight #Kn9wledgeMenti9n #6andageMenti9n @archivesGrip H9russ, as 9ur Page 9f V9id, required guidance 6ecause emptiness, 96scurity, and inc9mpleteness are very easy f9r 9thers t9 treat as 6lank permissi9n slips. I w9uld help him understand that 6eing undefined d9es n9t 96ligate him t9 accept the nearest availa6le 96ject 9f affecti9n t9 cl9se in 9n that deep emptiness. #H9russMenti9n #Page9fV9id #Selfh99dMenti9n #V9idMenti9n @canteringTackw9rk Kurl9z, as 9ur Prince 9f Rage, required guidance fr9m a distance that I w9uld descri6e as respectful, practical, and ideally architectural. Rage can destr9y delusi9n, yes, 6ut if mishandled it 6egins destr9ying the pers9n’s a6ility t9 6elieve in anything except the next c9mmand, the next d9ctrine, next messiah t9 step int9 their lives. It is rather difficult t9 argue thr9ugh th9se 9ddities 9f his. #Kurl9zMenti9n #Prince9fRage #6eliefMenti9n #SafeDistance #ImpliedV99d99s @taciturnTerr9r Cr9nus, as 9ur 6ard 9f H9pe, required guidance in the same sense that a leaking vessel requires s9me9ne t9 p9int 9ut that calling the h9le “part 9f the aesthetic” will n9t keep the water 9ut. I w9uld guide y9u t9ward the understanding that H9pe is n9t a jacket, a genre, a tragic r9mantic lighting effect, a pick-up strategy, a human affectati9n, 9r a p9rta6le little sp9tlight f9r illuminating y9ur w9unded p9tential whenever the c9nversati9n st9ps 6eing a69ut y9u f9r several sec9nds. #Cr9nusMenti9n #6ard9fH9pe #H9peMenti9n #PleaseActuallySitWithThat @aeneasCaldarium Meenah, as 9ur Thief 9f Life, required guidance 6ecause decisive acti9n is extremelyenah, as 9ur Thief 9f Life, required guidance 6ecause decisive acti9n is extremely impressive t9 pe9ple wh9 are frightened, tired, d99med, 9r weak-willed en9ugh t9 c9nfuse m9vement with leadership. I w9uld remind her that taking charge, taking res9urces, taking attenti9n, taking vitality, and taking the shape 9f the future int9 9ne’s 9wn hands all 6ec9me ethically du6i9us when every9ne else is t99 exhausted t9 say they did n9t v9te f9r this. #MeenahMenti9n #Thief9fLife #LeadershipMenti9n #LifeMenti9n S9 yes, I w9uld guide them. I did guide them, in the sense that I repeatedly attempted t9 guide them, which is n9t quite the same as 6eing listened t9, 6ut I refuse t9 measure the value 9f my c9ntri6uti9n 6y the willingness 9f a d9zen unsta6le myth9l9gical ad9lescents t9 accept accurate c9unsel at the m9ment it w9uld have 6een m9st useful. #GuidanceMenti9n #Sessi9nLeadership #SeerVindicati9n #PleaseReflect @cuttlefishCrusher The Seer d9es n9t swing the sw9rd. The Seer explains why the sw9rd is 6eing swung, wh9 6enefits when it is swung, what w9und every9ne is pretending it will s9lve, and why the Knight h9lding it sh9uld may6e, just may6e, st9p calling inevita6ility 6y the name 9f duty. #Sw9rdMenti9n #SeerGuidance #6l99dPlayer #AskAnswered #N9nC9nsensualTagging #N9tificati9ns #TheSeerGuidesThe6ardsQuesti9n https://d9cs.g99gle.c9m/f9rms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdC93JRPs19Xm9lW_jU7VM-hIRNvE818R9imENm-SmFL6-CiQ/viewf9rm?usp=pu6lish-edit9r
I arrived in a dress. It was the first time in a very long time that I had worn one. The last time was my Sieteñera. I still remember Dillodad coming up from his resting hole to celebrate. I was a measly seven sweeps old then. That was the last time I wore a dress. So, really, it was about time I put one on again. It made me feel young. Beautiful, even. Or close enough to beautiful that I could pretend without feeling too foolish. I was there to see her. See, I was something of an underground sort by then. Officially speaking, I had been shuffled out of the game of life by the Empress’s drones. Removed from the paperwork. Removed from the count. Removed from the kind of future a troll is supposed to have. Then, in my second life, I got a second chance. I went by a few names. My title was the Contract Hiveseer. I provided maintenance drones and instructed construction on larger-scale projects in the Ash Warrens of the Rust Districts. But the name that stuck was Anikah Cikuto. Dillodad gave me that one. I know. I am an ancient troll in her final molts. I am old enough to know better than to be precious about names, dresses, and little ceremonies from a life that technically ended a long time ago. But I am still a girl. And I am still vain. Latching onto the younger name made me feel younger. Prettier. Like the dress did. Anyway. I was there to see her. You would have loved her. She was a limeblood, yes, and a hectic sort. Her primary job at the time was being a communications line. A living telegram machine, effectively. Except the machine was sapient. The machine understood. The machine remembered who sent what, who lied, who begged, who sent orders with trembling hands, and who quietly changed three words in a transmission because three words were enough to save a life. Or end one. So she was always on edge. Always listening. Always a thousand steps ahead of me, especially that night. She led our dance. She whispered under her breath. I suppose I should explain the event. It was called the Limelight. A grand showcase of limeblood societal and cultural impact across Alternia. Art, music, engineering, theater, medicine, historical contributions, all polished up and placed beneath expensive glass. Excessively bankrolled, too. Especially by the Empire. It was supposed to ease tensions between the Empire and the Limebloods. A ruse, naturally. But a good ruse. It got some butts in seats. It got cameras pointed at limebloods without rifles attached to them. It got highbloods smiling at exhibits they would have ordered burned a perigee earlier. It got officials to say words like preservation and unity and heritage while standing close enough to the truth that it could have bitten them. And oh, she hated it. Not loudly. Loud hatred gets catalogued. Loud hatred gets vanished. She hated it with her teeth together. She hated it while smiling. She hated it while taking my hand and turning me beneath light so bright I could see every seam in the lie. “You look pretty,” she told me. I told her she looked dangerous. She laughed like I had given her the better compliment. There was music playing. Some old lime arrangement dressed up with imperial strings, made respectable for the people who needed beauty to wear a collar before they could admire it. I remember the floor. White stone, polished badly. I remember the banners. Green, gold, and enough purple to remind everyone who had paid for the evening. I remember the smell of hot lights and incense and old fear hiding underneath perfume. Mostly, I remember her hand on my waist. She leaned close and said, “Do not react.” So I did not. That was how I knew something was wrong. She kept smiling. She kept leading. She kept murmuring numbers under the music. Not words. Numbers. Frequencies. Gate timings. Drone rotations. Evacuation intervals. I was old enough, even then, to understand when a dance was not a dance. The Limelight was not a celebration. It was a map. Every exhibit hall was a checkpoint. Every performance was timed to cover movement. Every speech drew attention away from an exit. Every server, musician, courier, technician, and underpaid little usher with lime eyes was part of something larger than the Empire had paid for. And there I was. In my dress. Feeling young and beautiful and terribly, terribly late to the point. She squeezed my hand once. That meant listen. She squeezed twice. That meant remember. Then she smiled at some imperial attaché over my shoulder and said, soft as silk, “When the lights go out, Anikah, you go left.” I asked her what would happen if I went right. Her smile did not change. “Then I will have to forgive you posthumously.” Funny girl. Awful girl. Wonderful girl. The lights did go out. Not all at once. They dimmed in sections, like eyelids closing around the room. First the western gallery. Then the mezzanine. Then the main hall, where the great imperial sponsor plaque stood shining above a display of limeblood innovations the Empire had spent generations pretending did not exist. For one breath, everyone was beautiful in the dark. Then the screaming started. Not from the limebloods. That is what I remember most. They moved with such calm. Such practice. Such bitter, rehearsed grace. While the guests panicked, they slipped between them like messages through wire. I went left. Of course I went left. I was vain, not stupid. Still, I looked back. She was standing in the middle of the floor, her hand raised to her ear, listening to something only she could hear. Then she looked at me. Even through the dark, I knew she was smiling. That was the last time I saw her alive. Or, well. Alive in the simple way. You learn, after long enough, that life has categories. Official life. Practical life. Remembered life. Life as a name on a document. Life as a voice in a wire. Life as a girl in a dress, being told where to run by another girl who already knows she is not going to. I survived that night. A lot of us did. More than the Empire intended. Fewer than she wanted. That is usually how heroism works, I think. Nobody gets what they want. A few people get what they need. The dead get turned into symbols, and the survivors get very tired. I kept the dress. Not because it was pretty, though it was. I kept it because there was a tiny burn along the hem from where a drone bolt struck the floor beside me. I kept it because one sleeve was torn where someone grabbed me and I pulled away. I kept it because, for a few minutes, I had been young again. And because she saw me that way. Not as a relic. Not as a contract. Not as a useful dead woman with paperwork problems. A girl. Anikah Cikuto. Pretty in a dress. Running left when told. #cw-death #cw-political-violence #cw-imperial-violence #cw-limeblood-persecution #cw-massacre-implied #cw-grief #cw-trauma #cw-survivor-guilt #cw-violence-mention
was about to post something genuine and vulnerable phew that was scary
I'm literally always thinking about that man's finger these days.
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One must ask themselves: what is my purpy?
I counter enchantments of mages ungranted, Mine agency rampant, their casting so vapid~. I quest for the scrolls of ancient tales of old, Of when tyrants are bested, thou loyalties tested~. They harken thy deeds of glory, But bid thee treacherous quarry~. Oh, the wizardry~! Everybody wants to cast a spell on me~. Struck so magically~! Everybody wants to be mine enemy~. #Poetry #Gladiating
🌳🌳🌳hrm.🌳i🌿have🌳learned🍄of🍄a🌸violetblood🌲with🍄much🌲coin.🌲a🌲lot🍄of🍄coin.🌲a🌲splendid🌳amount🌿of🌲coin.🍄coins🌲older🌲than🍄continents.🌿should🌸i🌲make🌲the🍄deal?🌳🌳🌳
huugginng youu beam.
All t1me top songs of A reAl AlphA https://1.1mgur.com/Y6MOwCt.png
This is kinda why I fuck with you, Baronair
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
N⧃ ⧃NE CAN D⧃ IT LIKE THE M⧃UNTAIN
leavinng my block for a bit to say hello.. how is everyonne?
I would like to personally thank my Chalkbox for capturing my photograph in that intense recreational event. I, of course, have elite knowledge on many things. Ball included.
i should run a brothel or something, im like the pied piper of pussy #nsfvw
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I AM CURRENTLY CHITTING FR⧃M MID AIR AS I AM D⧃ING A LARGE JUMP I SEE THE H⧃ST ⧃F THE RAVE NEARBY THE M⧃UNTAIN MUST IMPRESS
⚛︎_vI must gEt ^ccEss t0 thE d^t^ 0n th^t m^n
- Yes, sir. Of course, sir. Expect mme in the next 147 seconds, then.
※ NOTICE: I'mm on mmy way. - Pardon. I had to speak to a mman about a hoofbeast. Expect mme in the next 47 seconds.
small break from sennsory deprivationn block.. hello everyonne. i love youu. are youu okay?
no. yourenotevenarealhighblood.
SAFETY TIP: NECESSARY IMPLEMENTS FOR ANY FRIENDS YOU CARE ABOUT, IF YOU HAPPEN TO *DARE* BRING THEM AROUND THE ALPHA KIDS, BY THE BY.
Thank you!
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
I AM GLAD WE ARE ALL SUCH G⧃⧃D FRIENDS
ohhhh we need to get you on the tormentor s1de of a real torment nexus l1ke asap
why does th1s make @paleH1ghblood sound l1ke they’re bored as hell
"ARE Y⧃U AN ACTUAL M⧃UNTAIN" N⧃, THEY CALL ME THE M⧃UNTAIN BECAUSE I AM FIRM AND TALL AND P⧃WERFUL AND IMM⧃VABLE AND UNST⧃PPABLE AND UNBREAKABLE. THEY STARTED CALLING ME THAT AFTER A FACT⧃RY FELL ⧃N ME (MY FAULT H⧃ H⧃ I WAS PUNCHING IT) AND I DID N⧃T EVEN FALL PR⧃BABLY I D⧃NT REMEMBER
if nopuppy else got me, I know my pikmin got me #476steps
[1 have noth1ng to ch1t about, so do not expect much from me. my f1rst 1mpress1ons of th1s s1te 1s that you are all ants 1n a self-made, self-adhered to ant h1ll d1gg1ng towards a t1ck1ng t1me bomb, and frankly 1 hope 1t goes off]
haha uh oh, 1 d1dn’t expect her to actualy go through w1th 1t and make an account! haha th1s 1s scary
I HAVE BEEN GRANTED PERMISSI⧃N T⧃ WEAR SH⧃RTS.
☎︎ #Thanks #IEnj✱yLurking #AndGivingThe✱ccasi✱nalC✱mment
➡️Affirmations➡️ ➡️He calls you Anna because he likes you.➡️ ➡️It is okay to take your tasks slow, the report will be there in a few months when you are done with it.➡️ ➡️It is okay for him to lose the key.➡️ ➡️You like it when he loses the key.➡️ ➡️You are not responsible with your unhindered fondlepalms anyway.➡️
➡️When I need to decompress.➡️ ➡️Which is all of the time.➡️
kAikkA might be a bad InfluencE on me. i cant stop plAyIng troll fOrtrEss 2.
taking applications for a SBURB session 8 total players (i am nearing the end, i've got almost everyone) https://forms.gle/STSwh4kjJ2uBk5Qk6 you will be messaged on if you are in or not once i decide who the best to recruit along are #saraSBURBsession #thegame #saraapplications (hashtag provided in case you wish to block it)
!? Bawooth wawoords in my trawoolltag mean happy! This is because I am extra happy! :•D ?!
Scream-building eXercises today. The Chairmancer is in the tower, so I better hear those chitinous windholes ripped raw. #MacroCullsmos #Business #Violence #WorkIncentives - MC Oleana
※ NOTICE: Trysha, please forward mmy calls. I'mm wiggling and writhing around on a gluetrap for himm, like the stuck little cheesebeast I amm. Potentially until COB. Squeak, squeak. - Interested in learning mmore? ;-) <> c3<
- I wish there was an alternate formm of society where it was acceptable, no, ENCOURAGABLE for us to [ ※ WHOA THERE, PAL! Cullmmate's Panopticommfy® for iHusk has detected somme UPSETTING LANGUAGE. Timme to get all of those scary words out of your way, Mr. Tsurga! ] [ ※ Panopticommfy® says no-no-no to mmixing cullfriends and thoughts of v-v-v-violence! Let's start over with this post and try again so we don't stress ourselves out too mmuch! ]
youre so r1ght! one of these days someone not pathet1c as hell w1ll come along 1 can feel 1t. keep those gander bulbs on the #tormentnexus space 1n the meant1me :)
- Oh... is that... glue? I think I'mm squeak squeak, stuck... <:-)
https://msparp.chat/ucedestorment oh no who put that there on my d1g1tal cl1pboard
- Squeak ssueeak, sqeak squeak, squeak squeakn squean squaeak squeeeeak squeak, seuqeak esqueak, sewuqqs;fl sqeak squeak sqeak sqeek (M/L=3) ※ NOTE: That's cheesebeast for, "I pale you, baby, please don't leave mme, and please don't let anyone else take over mmy cull Order. Did I mmention that I pale you? A lot? For Life?"
wow 1t’s l1ke people should l1sten to me more often. anyway, keep squeak1ng 1n the1r general d1rect1on thanks
- What do you mmean he's got an inappropriate squeakbeast costumme on and he's running around their officerena in it, defiantly begging to be caught - That doesn't sound very #WorkSafe. 🤣🤣🤣 And *I'mm* letting this guy yell at mme???? #ErmmmmWhat 😆😆😆😆
※ URGENT NOTICE: Squeak squeeak squeak. I'mm not taking off this narrowly appropriate cheesebeast costumme until he fully forgives mme. Squeak squeak
※ URGENT NOTICE: Squeak, squeak. I've put on the silly cheesebeast get-up. Squeak, squeak, sir. Call mme aback, sir. SQueak PLEASE.
@paleH1ghblood hey can we get your thoughts on th1s
Mmm. Fish cake.
➡️You resentfiend is picking up on your lingering feelings. The office is no space for insecurity, they have decompression gear in Stock(s) for that kind of disorderly thinking.➡️ ➡️Take me in gropeplane, handy to tip. I shoot for the ideal trajectory. I have been advised under cullcil that I qualify under the Equal Mutants Act of Constern's first decree. Do you know I qualify as that? Compare your step stalk to my upper arm when I am sopping the spilled cereal out of your carpet.➡️ ➡️I qualify.➡️ ➡️He said I qualify.➡️ ➡️I qualify.➡️ ➡️Do not think I don't qualify.➡️ ➡️I am the most qualified out of either of us.➡️
➡️I need pressure therapy.➡️ ➡️Burdenbaron my pressure therapy.➡️
➡️Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️
So.... you chose Dicks? Been there.
<You don't have to use your full name on social media uncontrolled by Empire. Just fyi.>
➡️The language of the Great Subjuboss should not be misappropriated, Melpheap. Refer to The Beforus New Oral History of Termigiggly Terminology.➡️ ➡️Did you read the assigned literatures when you were hired? I had them dictated to me.➡️ ➡️I believe the Baronair himself lead the instruction.➡️ ➡️Strange, that.➡️ ➡️Your hungriest, squirmiest friend submits himself to the delegation of his digestive tubes, but still has time to pay a listening node to our Grand Baroness of Giggletude.➡️ ➡️I marinate in our present conference.➡️
(V)(',,')(V) little do yall know...
GENDER: IT CAN BE CREATED…… AND DESTROYED.
- I don't care anymmore whatever size load it is I'll just take it ※ REMINDER: PLEASE. YOU CAN'T UN-CULL ME. Bbaaaabbbeee
➡️They have fashioned several extreme measures to ensure I do not wind my prying nubs into my premature whites and pull them out by the root because of my incongruous stress factors.➡️ ➡️Sidespreader: He should be retitled to The Lapchair. Posted from my Lapchair.➡️
➡️The Baronair is busy now.➡️ ➡️-signed ωяσтнє αιαяαу - αηηαℓιѕт - нιѕ вєѕт ƒяιєη∂➡️
- OHHH. Seriously? You don't think I'mm SERIOUS about our vow? So all of those sweeps of being faithful to you while I got asked, *BEGGED* for pile service day after ding-dong freaking DAY mmean nothing to you? - RIGHT. But I'mm not serious the mmomment a bouncier, younger Tsurga shammbles in. Right, don't mmind the fact that our genetic donations have produced at least 5-11 descendants with, potentially, direct heritability. PAY NO MIND to the fact that I've commmmitted to spending the *entirety* of mmy lifespan with YOU, even when I know you'll probably take another mmoirail after I die. - None of that mmatters because I'mm against the idea of training mmy younger, alternate self to do all your favorite tricks. Hmmmm! I wonder why!!!!!!
➡️I have fixed my cravat and am willing to step up where a more weary employee will buckle.➡️ ➡️He must be overworked and overpaid, swallowed in the sea of his own doubt. Cordial Findash placed 4th in his last 100 meter yard gallop, the third consecutive nearfail of his young career. Bad percentages, he won't be favored to win.➡️ ➡️I am both an analytical tactician and host, potential.➡️ ➡️Will they swallow my key all the same.➡️ ➡️Champagne tower.➡️ ➡️Your best friend sips his bubbly. Final song.➡️
1ts l1ke a 10 buggy p1le up, and boy, 1ve got my soda can cracked open 1n one hand w1th a box of burst kernels 1n the other
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH. TO CELEBRATE, I WILL BE PAINTING MY POWERFUL BODY IN THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW. FEAR NOT, MY PAINTS THESE DAYS ARE NOT DERIVED FROM BLOOD. I PURCHASED SEVERAL SHADES FROM THE HARDWARE STORE.
➡️My opinion is worth significantly less than my office friends'.➡️ ➡️This is true, sir.➡️
➡️Do you know what's odd?➡️ ➡️Every other number.➡️ ➡️That one is a kicker, but the joke is that every number that isn't even, is odd.➡️ ➡️Which is every other number.➡️
- Listen, cubicle confrere. We kind of need to talk about the whole ceviche thing. ※ NOTICE: Immmminently.
➡️You cater to the slobbering masses while your oldest friend wallows in his earnestness.➡️ ➡️No Goredash deliveries available for ceviche.➡️
- Aughhhugghh mmmmffdkkdk mmaaauhhghhaka
- Hold on. I didn't see this mmissive. ※ CLARIFICATION NEEDED: With HM doing what, sir?
➡️Mister Best Friend will continue accepting applications for his next prospective endeavor.➡️ ➡️Deposit all interest into this form.➡️ ➡️I get to watch the entry number go up.➡️ ➡️So riveting.➡️ ➡️https://forms.gle/7cezQQskBzMcnQVb9➡️
:33< mew can be purrtaking AND encouraging othpurrs!
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i thought i applied solely as an investor... it appears a nnistake has been nnade. nevertheless, i ann not a troll to shirk nny duty. it uuill be nny honor to accept.
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I understand and I also love this, I just wanted to be held while we watched
#StillListeningToTheRockyHorrorSoundtrack #ImSoObsessedWithThatOne #NextMovieNightNeedsToNotBeAMusicalNight #BecauseImWishingMoreAndMoreICouldSingAndDance #Sighhh
((10k kult special (joke) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f5e4b06c8b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f83c2edcfdf.png
- That freaking guy. He needs to GET a Job. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
xeelah likes her new body! i used a hologram instead of a trollbot to give her some more freedoms B) https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/xeelah.png
※ NOTICE: Sir. Hoofbeast races are starting.
ill never forget you
Don't do me the indignity of not recognizing the pervert film of perverts. #nsfw
CUM FOR ME MY ANGEL OF GOONING #nsfw
∻If the rumblespheres aren't S☢AKED IN SWEAT I d☢n't want t☢ put my head between them. #nsfw∻
Me when I can't handle everyone ever not kissing my ass. Whomp whomp.
◌ "A warrior must take calculated risks on the battlefield." ⧂
Getting sick of these lowbloods sitting around and doing nothing all night. Your life is short anyway. Do something useful for it. Ha ha. :o|
↘️if i am getting more game than you↘️ ↗️THAT IS PROBABLY A SIGN THAT YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.↗️
↗️IN ANOTHER LIFE, I AM CERTAIN THE BOTH OF US WERE OVERWEIGHT, 20-SWEEP EAST ALTERNIAN SALARYTROLLS.↗️ ↘️we would get↘️ ➡️beers➡️ ↘️together↘️ ↗️AND WE BOTH COMMITTED AUTOCULLING AFTER BEING LAID OFF.↗️ ↘️that is why we are the close associates we are now.↘️
↘️i have tied a piece of my superior's hair around my thinnest prong.↘️ ↗️IT HAS INCREASED MY LUCK TENFOLD, I BELIEVE.↗️ ↘️it has also turned my typestump blue.↘️ ↗️IT IS SO TIGHT AND SO REASSURING.↗️
yippie! I'll keep my vievvglΩbes peeled
※ DID YOU KNOW: That a cull-Work programm could be right for a troll in your Life? I, for one, amm Living proof that it Works. - Interested in learning mmore? <> c3<
(V)(',,')(V) ok im breakin it down now first im hitting ℧ with a sick sh℧ffle oh my gah my heely’ed st℧mps r movin in ways ℧ neva eva seen before br℧dda boom bam ohh shit i j℧st did a f℧kkin backflip landed on my side oh shit didnt even hirt tho c℧s im back ℧p hittin ℧ wit some spins n shit or something
>> Yeah, and that'ડ f¡ne 1o1
(V)(',,')(V) idk what it means to bottom c℧s im always 🔛🔝! 😭😭😂 aye aye
EVEЯRYO_E'S ALWAYS CLAIMI_G TO BE A_ ELITE EMPLOYEE. THE BEST OF THE WOЯRST. BUT I SAW @gratuitousA__uity CHEW THE GUM OFF THE BOTTOM OF HIS SUPEЯRIOЯR'S SHOE A_D LICK THEM BOTH CLEA_ AFTEЯR. A_D HIS PICTUЯRE IS THE O_LY O_E O_ THE WALL.
"HIS HAIЯR? WACK. HIS GEAЯR? WACK. HIS JEWELЯRY? WACK. HIS FOOTSTA_CE? WACK. THE WAY HE TALKS? WACK. THE WAY HE DOES_'T EVE_ LIKE TO SMILE? WACK. ME? I'M TIGHT AS FUCK." -JAMALL SMIITH, SKATEЯRSLAYEЯR. HIS FI_AL WOЯRDS LIVE O_ AMO_GST THE MIЯRTHFUL.
1s you but sl1ghtly to the left or someth1ng 1dk, sl1ghtly d1fferent c1rcumstances
- I agree. ※ PROPOSAL, OPEN-ENDED: I think we should look into expanding today. ;-) Your thoughts?
◌ "why did you hire casper" He asked for the job, I reviewed his skills and qualifications, and I decided he was a good fit for the company. What he does now was part of my secretary Cerner's additional workload and that has been taken off of her shoulders. Also, he was in the running for another position at another company. Being cutthroat means cutting the throat before someone else takes the kill. #violence to be safe. ⧂
※ RESOLUTION: It's always a pleasure to be of service. Let's all light our cigars together! ;-)
※ RESOLUTION: Your schedule has been thoroughly mmanaged, sir. - Let's get to chilling this slimme, shall we? ;-) <>
- @paleHighblood Are you comming to the recuperacoon, mmy mmost mmagnanimmous Baronair? ;-) ※ NOTE: This slimme is getting awfully lukewarmm without your chilly commpany.
※ MOOD FOR TONIGHT'S MEMMO: - Conciliatory. ;-)
- By Jove, sir, you've done it again! ※ QUERY: Shall I go ahead and mmake the celebratory dinner reservations for later? ;-)
I've never considered this application for an auspistice... Have my interns been auspisticing me this whole time...? - MC Oleana
"oooooh, what k1nd of mus1c 1s th1s" "break core you say" "no th1s most certa1nly not a th1ng 'back 1n my day', w1sh 1t was though"
- For somme strange reason, I thought this said "flavor disk" for a mmomment. - I'm not sure why. I think I should probably get mmy eyes checked! ※ NOTE: Hummorous statemment.
They call me Prank Sinatra.
Are YOU excited for #TotalDramaIslandInterdimensional?
fuck you thats unfair i just ran wwith a tight knit gamercluster ok
Everyone wants to be the biggest pervert in the sherbert.
◌ I love how many trolls in business are on here. It's invaluable to have a resource where you can keep tabs on those in the field. ⧂
just receivved the unvvarnished textless photograph for my covver on next months edition of cosmocean magazine look out for my intervvieww therein about howw my rearin as a wwarrior destined to succeed in the genesis of a neww univverse informs my decisions as an executivve and howw i maintain my iconic ampora hair swwoop evven in high wwindspeed conditions https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/796f1a15c2d6.png #fitcheck #cosmocean #business #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity
LEAKED: @timaeusTestified#0414 caught DMing AI furries during work hours. https://i.ibb.co/W4hV4qnc/image.png
Thank you. I needed that. - MC Oleana
ii do know what zahhak get2 up two on the down low. he wa2 alway2 on the odd end.
1t w4s...compl3x. 4 l4rg3 p4rt of 1t w4s th4t your offspr1ng could b3 cull3d 4t 4ny mom3nt. 1'm lucky th4t two m4d3 1t to th31r 4dult molt. 1 do not curr3ntly w1sh to t4lk 4bout th3 oth3rs. #d34th
↗️I COULD NOT AGREE MORE. WHY IS YOUR QUIRK SIMILAR TO SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW.↗️
↗️DO NOT COMMENT DISPARAGING THINGS ABOUT MY WORK DRAWINGS.↗️ ↘️you could never understand the bond between two warriors.↘️ ↗️AN EMPLOYEE AND AN EMPLOYER.↗️
D --> That is my nonimous confession, my name is in%orably attached to it
My 1nt3rns 4r3 pl4nn1ng th1s 4s 4 g1ft.
concept: "wrothe" "↗️KYAA?↗️" your hands shake holding the plastic cup filled with water, spilling over your front to cast a dark shadow over your clean white button up and the front of your neatly pressed slacks your cheeks grow hot in humiliation your higher up raising an eyebrow in disappointment towards your uncouth reaction towards the simple calling of your name "↘️im sorry sir it wont happen again please go ahead of me.↘️" he brushes against your side to get to the hydration tank, scoffing as you spill more water across your front the buttons of his luxurious shirt struggle against the sheer size of spheres and you cant help but stare as he downs the water in one gulp and crushes the cup in his hand "come to my office" he says you begin to panic you must be in trouble for your behavior maybe he can read all of the nasty thoughts youre having right now at this very moment "↗️YES SIR.↗️" you answer without thinking because whatever he wants is what you will do "i want to clean you up myself" he mutters, eyes scanning over your crotch and the water stain that resides there before making his way casually back to his office (tags: Wrothe Aiaray/Boss, troll/troll, workplace lewdity, #nsfw, power imbalance, waterplay, try not to squirm, stoic top, panic bottom, dont get caught, we shouldnt be doing this, archive rating: M)
↗️MY HIGHER UP↗️ ↘️who is so physically capable that i can witness their muscles bulging through the thin, indigo seams of their exquisitely picked business attire↘️ ↗️BRUSHED AGAINST MY LEFT SIDE AT THE HYDRATION TANK.↗️ ↘️it was so forceful that i spilled my cup and also stumbled forward two paces.↘️ ↗️WOW.↗️
cuddling w/ my #kitty rn #Kitties
>> took an ed¡b1e h¡gh eat¡ng tacu11 be11 1¡fe ¡ડ good #ડubડtanceડ #🍪🍃 #🌮🔔 #ડe1fcareડaturday
- I amm opening Adobeast Photoshill on mmmmy palmmhusk - Ahahaha owww mmy eyes 🤣🤣🤣