The Baronair

#abuse #mutualpalegreement

When my moirail is in one of his "MOOdS" he likes to Pour SCALdING hot CONGEALEd ANd PASTEURIZEd muscle beast milk with miniature green foliage on my laP to get a reaction out of me. I never give it to him unless he's been GOOd but it's sweet that he still tries. #abuse #mutualpalegreement

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- I see. So mmy attemmpts at affection aren't good enough for you then. I thought you liked being "palebaited." Well. Shamme on mme. I suppose I was wrong. ※ NOTICE: I will be discontinuing all scheduled and autommatically shipped orders of the mminiature flora, by the way. I don't expect that we'll need it anymmore.

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↩ @accedenceManaged[AM]

?Back in one of your Pitchfits again? Come now,can't we just skiP all this ANd Play Prongsies UNdER the table like OLd times.

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↩ @paleHighblood[PH]

※ URGENT NOTICE: Do *not* call it a pitch fit. If I were vacillating for you right now, you'd be able to tell. ※ ADDENDUM: And your prongsies are cold.

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↩ @accedenceManaged[AM]

I will call it what it is. If this is some KINd of attemPt at Pity baiting, AGAIN MINd YOU, I'm not falling for it. AddENdUM: I Put your soPorslime on the couch for you. You MAdE your cuPe, now lie in it.

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↩ @paleHighblood[PH]

- On the [[lovely]] lounge plank? You're kidding. Haha. You *mmust* be joking, sir. Because weren't you recently aggravated to the point of nearly straining your chitin off fromm having to get that samme living block set re-upholstered? Fromm the previous applications of mmisplaced sopor, mmind you? - Don't mmind mme, though. Your infallibly unswerving, for somme [[friendly]] reason, Assister Helpmmeet will devote his mmorning to cleaning up yet another mmess. With a smmile, no less. ※ INFORMAL SIDEBAR: You know, it's actually kind of FUN for mme to do this. It remminds mme of when I used to have a Life, with things they'd actually let mme DO and Handle on mmy own. That way it was before you all let themm cull a capable, Working mman, of course. So by all mmeans, keep the slimme flowing! It's NOSTALGIC for mme. :-|

Moirail FOUNd the manifesto, fuuuuuuuuuck.

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The what now

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Oh, sorry, the trollifesto. ?Is that better?

↩ @paleHighblood[PH]

OHHH Thanks. I was confused and scared.

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↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Shhh shhhh I know. It's all okay. Barry's got you. (I'm Barry in this setting but dON't call me that ever). Shhhh come into my strong arms ANd rest your Pan

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↩ @paleHighblood[PH]

Will you pet my hair?

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↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Aw BooPah .. of course. I'll even BRAId it for you. ?you want Oinkbeasttails?

↩ @paleHighblood[PH]

Snf... Yes please

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↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

You. You are my new favorite.

↩ @paleHighblood[PH]

Okay! Yay!

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dESCENdANT came by tonight signing shit like "?can i borrow 300 caegar?" !!!hell no little grub!!! I dId not slurry you into a bucket just so you can PumP iron all night anD beg for money after. Get a job. ANd MIMING THE GOLdBLOOd GIRLS FOR CAEGIES ON THE SIdE OF THE SCUTTLEBUGGY LANE dOES NOT COUNT.

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@accedenceManaged ?dO you ever miss how I was Pre-molt?

@accedenceManaged

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※ AUDIT: I beg your pardon, sir?

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↩ @accedenceManaged[AM]

answer the question

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↩ @paleHighblood[PH]

- No?????? Why wouldn't I prefer you as you are now?

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↩ @accedenceManaged[AM]

.... I Pale you to the moon ANd back HelPmeet

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↩ @paleHighblood[PH]

I... pale you too??? :-)

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↩ @accedenceManaged[AM]

[:F I'm going to miss you most of all.

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↩ @paleHighblood[PH]

- I know you will, sir. And so will I.

Smek smek... Someone has been using my WORDS. Hrm...

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I miss that bustyCumchew woman .... I'm Positive that wasn't her name but my cullployee dECIdEd to flush my contact book dOWN the LOAd gaPer ANd I can't make Pans or tails of the names in it now. #nsfw

#nsfw

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I thought the cigarette was SUPPOSEd to signify ... Hrm...

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ACId rain just took out my emPloyee of the wiPe fuuuuck ?Who's looking for a Promotion?

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dEAR LORd all i want in the new WORLd is a THUNdERdOME Please grant me a THUNdERdOME in my new PARAdISE Please Please Please I've been so go- I've been so loyal.

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Grrrrhhh just make it to the reset Barry just make it to the reset.

If I may griPe for a moment it is frankly quite irksome when my one client dECIdES to bring his WARd to meetings ANd business nutrition PERIOdS, she will not stoP kicking my shin below the table ANd then going "ow!!" LIKE IM THE ONE KICKING HER. CEASE THAT.

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I WOULd never let my dESCENdANT talk such a way to me. Thank the heavens he took that STUPId oathe of silence.

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Guhgle show me toP ten scuttle buggy crashes, close uPs version.

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This is kinda why I fuck with you, Baronair

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↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

ANd that ATTITUdE right there is what's EARNEd you a follow my GOOd casPer

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Cigar. Scotch. Buxom babes. LaPwarmer. It is a truly WONdDERFUL evening, tonight.

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best night of my life right now

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