The Baronair
@paleHighblood
HEAd of PinniP's oil reserves ANd the toP emPloyer of LOWBLOOdS on Beforus | Current Project: Royal Flush Host Club ANd Bar
Cigar. Scotch. Buxom babes. LaPwarmer. It is a truly WONdDERFUL evening, tonight.
best night of my life right now
Is anyone aware of a non-staining METHOd to remove glacial musclebeast SLUdGE PROdUCT from clothing. @achromaticCrusade ANd I are currently in the throes of trying to clean off her shirt but the ice cream keePs dRIPPING ANd I can only run my tastemuscle over her bountiful hills so fast before a new dRIBBLE threatens to stain her shirt. #suggestive ? #itsjusttwoPurPlesbeingBUdS
DO YOU THI_K IT WOULD HELP IF I TOOK MY SHIЯRT OFF???
Going on a dATE with an unstable Alternian babe dO NOT wait uP
That buxom BLONdE is busting it dOWN RIdONKULOUS style GOOdNESS me I NEEd to go to the theatre more often.
@accedenceManaged Pick uP your Palmhusk the cuPe is COLd without you
※ NOTICE: I'mm on mmy way. - Pardon. I had to speak to a mman about a hoofbeast. Expect mme in the next 47 seconds.
- Yes, sir. Of course, sir. Expect mme in the next 147 seconds, then.
Office yaoi where— ahhhhh forget it.
!These cybertronian Politics are no joke!
I am watching Scuttle Buggies in dISGUISE angst just so I can feel something yet again. My yaoi. My yaoi. Please grant me a yaoi that will force me to become someone new.
He's acting like I'm not a dIETYdAMN Professional.
-Pleeeeasseejhhheeemm mmy Baronairb I would never mmean it sir ※ NOTE : I'mm sorryyyyyyyy".'6yyy One mmoirail for LIFE you know this sirr
Are my conversations with the Annalist that enriching to warrant multiPle reactions from newcomers
Ahemeha. For this 6th Perigree I think we are all aware of what it entails ANd what can be EXPECTEd of a comPany truly with the times ANd wanting to give back to the community. So this 6th Perigree, dRUMROLL Please, PinniP Refineries will only be dOING business with those in the LGBTQA+ community or those in suPPort of it. Non-believers NEEd not aPPly. Vicious PRIdE everytroll.
CONCERNEd my alternate self may be of similar bum Potential to my dESCENdANT. Much to worry about.
Fuck I want to see that
https://msparp.chat/ucedestorment oh no who put that there on my d1g1tal cl1pboard
b1g com1ng from the guy cla1m1ng to have "grown out of that urge" and be "much too busy ANd Pass1ve to show 1nterest 1n v1olence l1ke that"
youre so r1ght! one of these days someone not pathet1c as hell w1ll come along 1 can feel 1t. keep those gander bulbs on the #tormentnexus space 1n the meant1me :)
ANNOUNCEMENT: I forgive you baby, squeak squeakers squeak (:F Let's go hive. @accedenceManaged
- Squeak squeak, thank you, sir. I mmean, babe. I mmean, mmay I take these ears off now? ;-) - Your boundless mmercy towards the immpotent and wretched ammazes mme as always. I amm honestly the luckiest troll to be aLive. LOL!
About 27 more minutes ANd I will dECIdE whether he SHOULd be forgiven
OPening tentative aPPlications for a new, LESS HACKY, moirail. Inquire within.
ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING STUPId WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WE ARENT LEAVING OUR BEST MOIRAIL EVER WHAT THE FUCK -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Aw my Poor moirail is having one of his iconic Panic attacks where he wheezes until he barfs, let me go blow my TRAdEMARK cigar smoke in his face to helP soothe him
- Aughhhugghh mmmmffdkkdk mmaaauhhghhaka
Announcing the starting hosts for the Royal Flush Host Bar: @archangelsTerrarium @assistMint @cresciveAbyss CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR CHARMING HOSTS! Those INTERESTEd in still applying can FINd the aPPlication here https://forms.gle/46qKjVapfyMt5cGv9
i thought i applied solely as an investor... it appears a nnistake has been nnade. nevertheless, i ann not a troll to shirk nny duty. it uuill be nny honor to accept.
- Oh, wow! I actually got the Job. Hahaha. Ok 😀 I didn't think I'd actually
I look forward to a bountiful partnership between us, of €ourse.
- Oh, haha. You think so? 😆😆 You're not just saying that because I look like... umm... 🤣