The Baronair
@paleHighblood
HEAd of PinniP's oil reserves ANd the toP emPloyer of LOWBLOOdS on Beforus | Current Project: Royal Flush Host Club ANd Bar
@accedenceManaged ?dO you ever miss how I was Pre-molt?
Smek smek... Someone has been using my WORDS. Hrm...
I miss that bustyCumchew woman .... I'm Positive that wasn't her name but my cullployee dECIdEd to flush my contact book dOWN the LOAd gaPer ANd I can't make Pans or tails of the names in it now. #nsfw
I thought the cigarette was SUPPOSEd to signify ... Hrm...
ACId rain just took out my emPloyee of the wiPe fuuuuck ?Who's looking for a Promotion?
dEAR LORd all i want in the new WORLd is a THUNdERdOME Please grant me a THUNdERdOME in my new PARAdISE Please Please Please I've been so go- I've been so loyal.
Grrrrhhh just make it to the reset Barry just make it to the reset.
If I may griPe for a moment it is frankly quite irksome when my one client dECIdES to bring his WARd to meetings ANd business nutrition PERIOdS, she will not stoP kicking my shin below the table ANd then going "ow!!" LIKE IM THE ONE KICKING HER. CEASE THAT.
I WOULd never let my dESCENdANT talk such a way to me. Thank the heavens he took that STUPId oathe of silence.
Guhgle show me toP ten scuttle buggy crashes, close uPs version.
This is kinda why I fuck with you, Baronair
Cigar. Scotch. Buxom babes. LaPwarmer. It is a truly WONdDERFUL evening, tonight.
best night of my life right now
Is anyone aware of a non-staining METHOd to remove glacial musclebeast SLUdGE PROdUCT from clothing. @achromaticCrusade ANd I are currently in the throes of trying to clean off her shirt but the ice cream keePs dRIPPING ANd I can only run my tastemuscle over her bountiful hills so fast before a new dRIBBLE threatens to stain her shirt. #suggestive ? #itsjusttwoPurPlesbeingBUdS
DO YOU THI_K IT WOULD HELP IF I TOOK MY SHIЯRT OFF???
Going on a dATE with an unstable Alternian babe dO NOT wait uP
That buxom BLONdE is busting it dOWN RIdONKULOUS style GOOdNESS me I NEEd to go to the theatre more often.
@accedenceManaged Pick uP your Palmhusk the cuPe is COLd without you
※ NOTICE: I'mm on mmy way. - Pardon. I had to speak to a mman about a hoofbeast. Expect mme in the next 47 seconds.
- Yes, sir. Of course, sir. Expect mme in the next 147 seconds, then.
Office yaoi where— ahhhhh forget it.
!These cybertronian Politics are no joke!
I am watching Scuttle Buggies in dISGUISE angst just so I can feel something yet again. My yaoi. My yaoi. Please grant me a yaoi that will force me to become someone new.