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The Baronair

@paleHighblood

HEAd of PinniP's oil reserves ANd the toP emPloyer of LOWBLOOdS on Beforus | Always looking for new ANd eager staffrifices for the caPitalist machine | Inquire within, no UNSOLICITATEd offers.

Blood: PurpleAge: Kult Score: 82Kull Score: 1804 followers9 following

Shirt that says "I <> my emPloyees" on the front ANd the back has a list of all of their names.

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1 h4d 4 f3w 4 wh1l3 4go. 1 h4v3n't k3pt tr4ck of th3m 4ft3r th3y gr3w up, how3v3r.

It's HARd keePing track of those things when you're as busy as we are. Can't say I've been Particularly FONd once they PuPate. No aPPeal.

1 th1nk th3y'r3 4 l1ttl3 sw33t st1ll. M1n3 just w4nt3d to l34v3 th3 h1v3 onc3 th3y r34ch3d th31r 4dult molt.

?HOLd on wait, dId you actually raise your grubs?

To 4 d3gr33. Y3s.

I dIdN'T know they ALLOWEd you to rear your own offsPring

T3chn1c4lly sp34k1ng, th3y don't. 1t h4pp3ns 31th3r 4s 4 long t3rm pun1shm3nt, or b3c4us3 th3y don't know 4bout 1t.

Hm. Envy. I feel envy TOWARdS you, dEAR REdGLARE. dOESN'T SOUNd like much of a Punishment but to each their own I suPPose.

1t w4s...compl3x. 4 l4rg3 p4rt of 1t w4s th4t your offspr1ng could b3 cull3d 4t 4ny mom3nt. 1'm lucky th4t two m4d3 1t to th31r 4dult molt. 1 do not curr3ntly w1sh to t4lk 4bout th3 oth3rs. #d34th

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Oh. Hm... Yeah that is a bit of a dOWNER. I UNdERSTANd the dESIRE to AVOId such a toPic. ?dO you like ska?

Me ANd Frahnk Snatra are going out for dRINKS to celebrate the anniversary of when I beat Troll WOOdY Allen to a cerulean mushstain #cheers #illdRINKtothat

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[ ⋅] Would you consider imbibing yourself at our finest bar, within The Outglut Residential Suite?

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Aren't bo+th o+f tho+se peo+ple... questio+nable?

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Well I WOULd feel RUdE if I dIdN'T accePt such a generous offer I'll aggravate Frahnk ANd see if he's willing to BUdGE his stumPs a bit.

PerhaPs, but one is just business within the community ANd the other is an unforgivable sin that makes my gutslithers turn with Pure UNAdULTERATEd rage. ?dO you CONSIdER their faults to be on the same caliber?

Let's just say... I've heard they weren't dissimilar.

I.... I must talk to Frahnk about this IMMEdIATELY.

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Why Pick your sniffnub when you can Pay a troll to dO it for you #businesstips

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(ᵕ • ᴗ •) ...???

I don't UNdERSTANd the question

☝️… 👃?

Yeah I WOULd be a Pretty terrible businesstroll if I dIdN'T dIG for GOLd now ANd then

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