The Baronair
@paleHighblood
HEAd of PinniP's oil reserves ANd the toP emPloyer of LOWBLOOdS on Beforus | Current Project: Royal Flush Host Club ANd Bar
It's charming when cobalts think and act like they're highbloods~.
I don't find them threatening enough to truly be bothered~. In a way, I find the audacity entertaining~.
@accedenceManaged ?dO you ever miss how I was Pre-molt?
꧁@paleHighblood #nsfw #bulgerating #chucklevoodoos #newformat Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically matter less than they should, which is humiliating to admit, because ordinarily I like numbers to stay where I put them. Strength: 5. Pliability: 7. Length: 6. Girth: 4. X-Factor: 9. Purpleblood, yes. Beforan, yes. Highblood, yes. Still modest. Sorry. The Baronair’s bulge is bullying my pan. It has decent give, better response to attention than force, and a very strange relationship with authority. I do not think it impresses by size. I think it impresses by getting everyone nearby to behave like size was never the most important part. The X-Factor is through chuckleconditioning. Lowbloods, office cullployees, moirails with poor stress management, cullployee host bar applicants, and whatever the Annalist is doing near the desk are all part of the field around it. Try being told to get on the desk near this bulge. You will probably feel better and worse. There's almost a radiating warmth from it. As bleak as this troll can be at times, it makes my pan feel better just communing with it. His bulge is not overly large. That is probably why it has developed an entire office around itself. Cigar smoke. Scotch. Cold slime. Petroleum residue. Expensive chair leather. Stress-sweat. A little panic. Old money pretending it is comfort. It smells like a cigar lounge built inside a recuperacoon, and I regret how much that explains. Taste is bitter smoke, dark sugar, salt, and something medicinal from the cigars. Texture is smooth, warm, and more responsive than the measurements deserve. There is no severe ridge profile, no dramatic purpleblood overdevelopment, no historic caste nightmare hiding under the desk. The underside is sensitive enough to explain the bossiness. Not justify it. Explain. The Baronair is ideal for anyone trying to experience Beforan highblood workplace meionics without being physically overwhelmed. Small. Bossy. Desk-certified. Huskboard-adjacent. Better in a lap than in a joust. Palind Pinnip is for communing. The Baronair is for being managed.꧂
꧁You'd be excellent. Yourbulge remindsme of someone.꧂
꧁hi palind i love you palind꧂
꧁palind pinnip @tumblingTenet ??? she is my friend he got me off the moon i love palind but now im back on the moon꧂
꧁no. iwasachud palind wasnt there꧂
that beforus Place SOUNdS like heaven not as GOOd as the dARK carnival but a close SECONd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Wrong.
not answvering any questions about me being #notgay by the wvay, at least not if youre too cowvardly to gimme your handle along vwith it. like, it aint entirely comparable, but are you gonna go into some lesbians asks and ask about her "exceptions?" no, thats wveird. you all gotta get it through your thick skulls: i like hawving sex vwith wvomen, i dont like hawving sex vwith men. youre not gonna be the exception. if i wvas gonna do a guy, hed be hotter than you, trust me. #nsfvw
I'm literally always thinking about that man's finger these days.
Okay, I remembered you said this to me. WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT
GIRL WHAT ARE WE RISING TO
WHERE ARE YOU SENDING ME? TO WAR?
Oh! Okay!! :) Can I get something for me, too?
…..youre sending me to the store with 18,000 caegar? LMAO?