The Baronair
@paleHighblood
HEAd of PinniP's oil reserves ANd the toP emPloyer of LOWBLOOdS on Beforus | Current Project: Royal Flush Host Club ANd Bar
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
i should run a brothel or something, im like the pied piper of pussy #nsfvw
"He lived happily ever after"?
Is anyone aware of a non-staining METHOd to remove glacial musclebeast SLUdGE PROdUCT from clothing. @achromaticCrusade ANd I are currently in the throes of trying to clean off her shirt but the ice cream keePs dRIPPING ANd I can only run my tastemuscle over her bountiful hills so fast before a new dRIBBLE threatens to stain her shirt. #suggestive ? #itsjusttwoPurPlesbeingBUdS
DO YOU THI_K IT WOULD HELP IF I TOOK MY SHIЯRT OFF???
@accedenceManaged Pick uP your Palmhusk the cuPe is COLd without you
※ NOTICE: I'mm on mmy way. - Pardon. I had to speak to a mman about a hoofbeast. Expect mme in the next 47 seconds.
↗️A SINGLE, FLACCID ROOT VEGETABLE IS ALL A SUCCESSFUL DESK DONKEY NEEDS TO SUSTAIN HIMSELF FOR A FULL 24 HOUR SHIFT.↗️
↘️that is the end of the story.↘️
↗️WHAT ELSE WOULD I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TELL YOU.↗️ ↘️i am sorry.↘️
ok well so, 1 just saw a v1deo on chewtube and 1t really rem1nded me of th1s b1t of a gag 1d pull r1ght 1 made over 2,000 caegars a n1ght do1ng 1t, naturally, bc how else was 1 gonna get vape money how, may you ask? 1ts so easy, espec1ally 1f 1 can do 1t go to a bar 1n the uppers1de (place you dont frequent, but where the fujos do) w1th a good guy fr1end of yours. most 1mportant part 1s dress1ng to un1mpress (shorts, jersey) start a convo w1th some lad1es, normal and all, but you gotta gu1de the convo to the top1c of k1ss1ng other guys (1mportant). say youve never done 1t and that you cant be fucked to be pa1d to do 1t e1ther (hook) they'll offer left and r1ght to pay you but DONT take the f1rst offer, go h1gher, l1ke $100 m1n1mum or more for tongue (l1ne) take the money and k1ss your good guy guy fr1end (s1nker) go on to the next bar, r1nse and repeat at th1s rate be1ng broke 1s a cho1ce, you guys just gotta work smarter not harder or else youre not gonna make 1t far 1n l1fe
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
Thank you!
HEAR THE RUMBLING IN THE STREETS ⧃F THE M⧃UNTAIN SPRINTING T⧃ GET A SCARBY'S TW⧃ F⧃R TEN DELUXE AND CLASSIC DEAL
why does th1s make @paleH1ghblood sound l1ke they’re bored as hell
ohhhh we need to get you on the tormentor s1de of a real torment nexus l1ke asap
oh my god, haha holy sh1t 1s 1s gonna be great
!These cybertronian Politics are no joke!
- My Baronair., Do you really cast mme away for slights and petty jealously? Me? Your pitiful palecull. Your' Beforan bad boy. Your weathered sickly Prince of the chammpagne tower. Your papper of the mmagic Hands - Please. I don't t know what I will do with mmyself. I'mm 18 sweeps and I've never. had to fill up a scuftle buggy with gas on mmy own. I don't even really know what the thermmosstat does or how to mmake it Work. I've never had to. I amm Helpless. Utterly Helpless. ※ PROPOSAL: Is there anyone on this website that's willing or half-willing to take on a culled, greying rescue oliv e if he breaks up with mme? Serious inquires only.
- No No no sir I don't want to hurt you and I amm just THIS pitiful naturally. I pale you. I pale you mmore than anything else - You were mmy favorite client. I pitied you fromm the start yyou know that right - PLEASE DON'T DIG A HOLE A PALIND I'LL DO ANYTHING