♣ mediated by @irrefutableDecalogue
-- PINNED POST -- You are THE LUNARCH, and you are the uncontested CHAMPION CULLTAKER of Beforan Ethically Subjugated Entity 41014. Mostly because that's KIND OF A THING YOU TRAILBLAZED YOURSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Some trolls like to tell you that CULLING YOUR BELOVED LESSERS is not inherently an Imperial Assignment, and to that you say COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG, BROTATO CHIP. COME TO MY CRANIAL STEM OF THE WOODS AND SEE IF YOU DON'T END UP CULLCHOW. You were practically still in your larval molt when you achieved your wildest dreams of GLOBAL FIDUSPAWN CHAMPIONSHIP. In fact, your status as a COMMODIFIED BEAST ZEALOT shot your wriggler ass straight up the rankings of LUCKY ELITE AGENTS designated worthy of leaving your home planet for the POMON COLONY CLUSTER- the home of the FIDUSPAWN, where they are carefully biomanufactured for WALLET-DEFYING SHOWMANSHIP AND FESTIVITY. 41014 is the TROPICAL SHINING JEWEL of this miniature paradise (within the larger and MOST UNIMPEACHABLE BEFORAN UTOPIA of course) and alongside your beloved STARBAT LUSUS and your MILITARY GRADE FIDUSPAWN, you defend 41014 and its troll inhabitants from INTERDIMENSIONAL HORRORS BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION. You also HOST TOURNAMENTS on the hiveturf in search of BEFORUS' BEST AND BRIGHTEST TRAINERS, and have remained PRETTY FUCKING FAMOUS for bringing the beatdown on and off the battlefield. Frankly, you don't remember or care how the hell they did things before you showed up, because they're FUCKIN' WITH THE BIG BEASTS NOW. It is rare that a purple such as yourself reach a caliber of excellence that they are permitted to oversee more than a small handful of warmerbloods, but you are nothing if not a RECORD-BUSTING MONSTER in all aspects of life. Each of the terrestrial-dwelling inhabitants of 41014 lives, works hard, and PARTIES HARDER under your DOTING STEWARDSHIP. In exchange for your UTTER DEVOTION and INTERPLANETARY CELEBRITY SPONSORSHIP, it seems like a pretty low toll to demand your faithful underlings LOVE, SUPPORT AND TRUST YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. What will you do?
YES THE M⧃UNTAIN KN⧃WS AND THAT INCLUDES STUPID FUCKING CHUD INDIVIDUALS WH⧃ PLAY GAMES F⧃R WRIGGLERS
That's the spirit~! If you need to roll up some extra muscle, I know a chap who'd be happy to enlarge your ball for you~~~.
I would be honored to fight side-by-side with such a skilled duelist as yourself, Ptolmy~! Imagine~~~ the whole galaxy would be ours for the taking~! The scars we would leave on beasts and game tables alike~.
(^･o･^) < OMG!!! #JOPPEDBOTTOMSPAWTTED #INSTAFOLLOWED
yo is this seriously because nobody told you that @farmstinkButtlass @zoosmellPooplord and i shitposted macro furry rp on gaia online in the mid 2010s
another anon confession that says: has anyone actually seen @irrefutableDecalogue play ANY card games? i'm willing to bet their win ratio (if they even do play) isn't even that good... to be fair you never see this guy posting decklists. DM me MORE! MORE CONFESSIONS MORE!!!
I'm mostly doing this to get at Sylink even more.
My Moniker comes from my great aptitude towards singlle combat, not the motivation for doing so. I was many things in llife, inclluding a solldier, a generall, a tactician, and so on. But I was remembered for how many highblloods llost their llives in a foollish attempt to kill me in honorablle combat. I do not care for gllory or praise. I have pride in my skill and abillity, but publlic admiration? Such a thing was of no use to me. If these things appeall to you, I will not faullt you for them, but do not applly your definition of what matters to the term upon me.
This IS a traditional part of highblood honor duels.
Ptolmy Kanast, you are a man after my own pusher~. There are few things I enjoy more than a good story over food and drink~~~~~.
Idk where we'd be with⚣ut guys like y⚣u tbh -3-
Giving up is easy, hope is hard~. And brother, I like to stay hard~. #Suggestive
I hold you in great esteem as well, Ptolmy Kanast: Champion Duelist~!
"Oh to be so young +nd so filled with une+rned confidence. Should your investig+tion find me guilty, you will come to me in +ll your r+ge +nd r+ncor then you will f+ll. I +w+it the d+y you +ttempt it with + modicum of interest however, it's not every night I find someone with +ctu+l p+ssion."
🌊 H🫧ww can I pass that wwup?🏄
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HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO.