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I think I ★m "bisexu★l"
★ctu★lly, would ★nyone like to w★tch with me? I could host like, ★ movie night.
exactly, n/) p/)cket sand? n/) p/)cket knives? n/) makeshift shanks made fr/)m a br/)ken fl/)/)rb/)ard? what’s the p/)int siiiigh
I w★s of the s★me opinion ★s you, though I must ★dmit there's ★ cert★in c★th★rsis to just un★rmed comb★t.
Bankai.
When approached by a wild animal, it is important to remain calm and back away slowly. However, if you are pure of heart, the animal can actually sense your sincerity and will immediately trust you. It will no longer attack, as it knows you will not hurt it and just want to hang out.
BATTER UP < WHERE THERE ARE SLAUGHTER SPHERES, I SLAY THEM. WHERE THERE ARE PITCHERS, I SLAY THEM. GOOD IS NOT MY NATURE. JUSTICE IS NOT MY PURPOSE. THE RIGHTEOUS PATH IS NOT MINE TO WALK. SLAUGHTER SPHERES AND CATCHERS ALIKE SHALL PERISH BENEATH MY BAT. > HOMERUN
F|x|l|x|ng th|x|s as "spam" Yes |X| have a very spec|x|f|x|c f|x|l|x|ng system.
She s★ys shit like "Wh★t’s the difference between ★ king ★nd his horse? If their form, ★bility, ★nd power ★re ex★ctly the s★me, why is it th★t one becomes the king ★nd le★ds them into b★ttle, while the other becomes the horse ★nd c★rries the king? So wh★t’s the ch★r★cteristic th★t distinguishes these two beings? There’s only one ★nswer! INSTINCT!"
Type shit Ptolmy, type shit indeed.
p0t 0f greed is my life
そしてまた、こうして私たちは一緒にいる――まさに平日の真っ只中に。 鉱山を深く掘り進むという骨の折れる作業を経て、ついにハッピーエンドが訪れた。 現在、過去、そして未来――私は自分のすべてをマインクラフトに捧げる。
Its officia/! #animec/ub is happening within the next few days, possib/y today. /ook out for the invitation.
I think if I w★s like, christi★n god I would m★ke one ★ngel th★t just kills people. Like one ★ d★y ★t r★ndom. You'd he★r this like bell toll if the ★ngel w★s ★fter you ★nd you h★d th★t one d★y to either fend her off or run ★w★y.
It★ni lo s★hn
Remember everyone. #substances are not cool when you are just a grub. But once you are of age, 𓂀 think a little indulgence now and then could never hurt. Enjoy your lives while they shall last, for we only get one. Unless you seal your soul in an ancient artifact to be unleashed much later, but 𓂀 would not recommend it. There is not a lot of room in those things.𓆃
Something like th★t ye★h.
You’re listening to… Good Afternoon and Midnight, folks! I understand that there's some plans later on for folks to head to the beach. Don't forgot to pack some tunes or a radio with you when you go. It's not a party without some music, after all! We've got something nice and funky for ya right here. Remember, take your time, and I'll see you when my love grows. Here's "Cleaning Windows" by Van Morrison. …Midnight City Jazz!
I got time to pl★y troll de★dlock before the be★ch.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9e9009f624f.png MOOOOOO! #lususposting
Th★t's wh★t I'm s★ying!!!!!
My empl◎yees ⟁re he⟁vily m◎nit◎red! If they ⟁re c⟁ught sl⟁cking ◎ff, they get t⟁ken ◎ut b⟁ck ⟁nd be⟁ten!
HELLO. BITCHES AND THE BITCHLESS. IT IS I. THE HAND. MAID. I HAVE JUST WATCHED. THE BEST MOVIE. I HAVE EVER GANDERED. WITH THESE TWO. FLASHING. GANDERBULBS. IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. AND THAT IS REALLY FUCKING SAYING SOMETHING. BECAUSE I AM SUCH AN OLD. GRODY. BITCH. AND BECAUSE IT IS SO GOOD. GOOD ENOUGH THAT I ENDORSE IT. WITH MY WHOLE. SAGGY. AORTICALLY COLLAPSED. PUSHER. I HAVE DECIDED. TO WRITE AN ENTIRE REVIEW. ON THE LEGENDARY QUALITY. AND TIMELESS AMUSEMENT. OF THIS MOVIE. THIS IS MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW. ON THE 2015. LUCASFILMS JUKEBOX MUSICAL. STRANGE MAGIC. STRANGE MAGIC IS MANY THINGS. A FANTASY FILM. A SHAKESPEARIAN PERMUTATION. A NINETY-NINE-MINUTE BUTCHERY OF SOME REAL. CLASSIC. BANGERS. AND A SCREAMING ABATTOIR. OF FLAT-OUT MISOGYNY. THE LIKES OF WHICH. COULD ONLY BE WRITTEN BY A WASHED-OUT FANTASY NERD WITH AN ORAL FIXATION AND A LUST FOR THE SWEET. PLASTICKY. SEX APPEAL. OF COMPUTER-GENERATED FREAKS. WHO APPARENTLY WANTED TO MAKE A FILM FOR HIS THREE FEMALE DESCENDANTS. AND FOR FIFTEEN YEARS OF PRODUCTION. DREAMED OF MAKING "STAR WARS BUT FOR SIX SWEEP-OLD GIRLS." LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING MANIAC. BUT ABOVE ALL OF THESE THINGS. AT ITS SWEET. SENTIMENTAL CORE. WRAPPED IN LAYERS OF HOT. REEKING GARBAGE. LIKE A BEAUTIFUL ROSEBUD. AT ITS ROSEATE CENTER. IT IS THE BEST KIND OF MOVIE. IT IS. A ROMANCE. A ROMANCE ABOUT TWO NAIVE DUMBFUCKS. WHO HAVE BEEN BURNED SO BADLY BY LOVE. THAT THEY HAVE FORMED A THICK. PRICKLY. IMPENETRABLE CRUST. LIKE A FULL SUIT OF PLATE ARMOR. MADE OF SCAR TISSUE. TO PREVENT THEMSELVES FROM EVER FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN. AND IT IS FOR THIS EXACT MUTUAL BADDIESHIP. THAT THESE TWO DIPSHITS. TUMBLE INTO THE HOTTEST. STEAMIEST. MOST UNLIKELY. AND VISCERALLY UNPLEASANT TO WATCH MATESPRITSHIP. EVER SEEN ON THE SCREEN. ALSO THEY ARE FAIRIES. SO IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE TROLLS OUT THERE. WHOSE GOSSAMER WINGS ARE ALREADY AFLUTTER WITH UNCHECKED AROUSAL. AT THE MERE CONCEPT THUS FAR. THIS ONE. IS FOR THE GIRLIES. LET US FIRST BEGIN. WITH A BRIEF SYNOPSIS. SPOILERS AHEAD. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO WATCH. THIS LOIN-ROILING. CINEMATIC. MASTERPIECE. FIRST-HAND. LONG AGO. IN A FOREST FAR. FAR AWAY. THERE IS A REALM DIVIDED. BETWEEN THE FAIRY KINGDOM. AND THE DARK FOREST. AND IN THIS REALM. THERE EXISTS A FAIRY. THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY, TO BE EXACT. WHO CAN TURN PRIMROSE PETALS. INTO LOVE POTIONS. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DETAIL OF THE MOVIE. SO DO NOT. FUCKING. FORGET THIS. FROM THE FAIRY KINGDOM COMES PRINCESS MARIANNE. WHO IS A NAIVE. ROYAL. BIMBO TART. DIPSHIT. WHO IMMEDIATELY FINDS OUT. THAT HER PHILANDERING ASSCLOWN FIANCE. ROLAND. A BLOND, SELF-ABSORBED FUCKFACE. WITH THE MOST SNATCHED WAIST. OF ANY MAN. TO EVER SWING AROUND. A COUNTRY BOY ACCENT. IS CHEATING ON HER. WITH SOME NAMELESS HUSSIE. WHO IS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN. AND MARIANNE IS SO RIGHTFULLY PUMP-SMASHED OVER HIS BULLSHIT. THAT SHE GETS GUSSIED UP IN HER FINEST EYELINER MADE OF BLUEBERRIES. AND DRESSES LIKE A PROPER MEAN BITCH. AND VOWS OFF OF LOVE. FOREVER. NOW. MEANWHILE. IN THE DARK FOREST. WHERE THE REAL. SLIMY. FREAKS OF THE FEY WORLD LIVE. WE MEET. THE REAL. HIGHLIGHT OF THIS FILM. A BAD BITCH. OF SUCH DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS. LIP-BITING. AURA-FARMING. TROLL HENRY SELICK DESIGN LOOKING-ASS. GRUMBLR SEXYMAN APPEAL. THAT THEY SEALED THE FUCKING DEAL. BY CASTING HIM AS RENOWNED STAR OF SCREEN AND STAGE. ALAN CUMMING. WHOSE LAST NAME. IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING. AS SOON AS HE SANG HIS FIRST MUSICAL NUMBER. IF YOU WANT TO DRAW ART OF ME. *COPIOUS* ART OF ME. VIOLENTLY TONGUEING THAT MAN. ON HIS HOT MOUTH. OR ANY OTHER. SIMILARLY. SAUCY. SELF-INDULGENT FANART. PLEASE. PLEASE DO SO. AND SHOW IT TO ME. NO MATTER WHAT I SAY. OR DO. AFTER THIS. BECAUSE THAT IS SIMPLY MY PRONGHINGE-JERK REFLEX. LEAVING ME UNABLE TO OPENLY. AND GLEEFULLY ACCEPT. THE BOUNTY. OF THE BOOTY. SO JUST HEAP THAT SHIT ON ME. FULL SPEED AHEAD. WHERE WAS I. I GOT LOST THERE FOR A MINUTE. YES. THE BOG KING. MY BELOVED BAD BOY. HE HAS ORDERED THAT ALL THE PRIMROSES IN THE REALM BE CUT. AND HAS IMPRISONED THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY. SO THAT NO MORE LOVE POTIONS CAN BE MADE. BECAUSE HE HAS ALSO. SWORN OFF OF LOVE. FOREVER. FOR A REASON HE ADAMANTLY REFUSES TO ELABORATE ON. NO MATTER HOW MUCH EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MINION IN HIS WHOLE KINGDOM. POKES HIM ABOUT IT. BUT THEY CONSTANTLY ALLUDE TO SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED LONG AGO. IN HIS TRAGIC. SEXY. BACKSTORY. WHO HURT HIM. I WANT TO KNOW. I NEEDED TO KNOW. THAT IS WHY I WATCHED THE WHOLE FILM. NOW STRAP IN. YOU WEAK-WILLED STOOGES. BECAUSE HERE. IS WHERE THE SHIT. GETS GOING. YOU SEE. MARIANNE. HAS A SISTER. DAWN. WHO IS A CHIPPER. SACCHARINE. BALL OF SUNSHINE. THE KIND THAT WOULD MELT THE FLESH. RIGHT OFF YOUR BONES. AND THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN WITHSTAND. HER FULL FORCE BEAUTIFIC IMMOLATION. IS A SHORT. UNFLATTERINGLY CARICATURIZED ELF. NAMED SUNNY. GET IT. DAWN. SUNNY. YOU MAY LAUGH NOW. WELL THIS IS IMPORTANT. BECAUSE WHEN ROLAND SHOWS UP TO ASK MARIANNE TO FORGIVE HIM. WITH A SONG THAT ADMITTEDLY KIND OF FUCKS. AND SHE THROWS HIS ASS OUT. WITH A SONG THAT FUCKING SUCKS. THIS SMARMY. CREEPY. COWBOY SLUT. CONVINCES SUNNY TO SNEAK INTO THE DARK FOREST. FIND THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY. BRING A PRIMROSE PETAL. AND BRING BACK A LOVE POTION. WITH WHICH TO DUBCON THE BAD BITCH. HE SO EGREGIOUSLY FUMBLED. BUT WHEN HE DOES. AND THE BOG KING SHOWS UP. TO ROCK MY UGLY PANTIES. WITH SUCH ENORMOUS FORCE. THAT IT REHYDRATES A BARREN RIVERBED. THAT LAY DUSTY AND RUINOUS. FOR UNTOLD EONS. WITH HIS OPENING NUMBER. ALL OF THE SHIT. HITS THE OSCILLATING WIND DEVICE. DAWN IS HIT WITH THE LOVE POTION. MY BEAUTIFUL BOGGY WOGGY DEMANDS THAT THE POTION BE RETURNED. THIS LITTLE. FUCKASS IMP. WHO IS THE EXACT SIZE, HEIGHT, AND LEVEL OF DIPSHIT INTELLECT AS THE GREEN MANLET WHO SIGNS MY CHECKS. WHO SHOULD DEFINITELY BE READING THIS REVIEW RIGHT NOW. STEALS THE POTION AND JUST STARTS SPRAYING THAT SHIT ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE. TURNING THE WHOLE FOREST. INTO ONE FUCKED UP. SAUCY. INTERSPECIES. TONGUEFEST. MARIANNE GOES AFTER HER ENSORCELLED CLUTCHSISTER. ROLAND GATHERS AN ARMY. AND WORST. OF ALL. THAT DUMB. FAWNING BITCH. DAWN. HAS THE RAW UNMITIGATED *GUMPTION.* TO FALL MAGICALLY IN LOVE. WITH MY BOGGY WOGGY. THE CONNIVING WHORE. I WILL FEED HER ASS ON A PLATTER. TO THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH ITSELF. FOR STEPPING ON MY MAN. BY NOW. THE MORE LITERATE. AND LESS CULTURALLY PAN-DEAD AMONG YOU. HAVE PROBABLY SURMISED THAT THIS IS ESSENTIALLY THE PLOT OF A MIDPERIHELION LIGHT'S DREAM. SO I WILL SKIP SOME OF THE FINER POINTS. FOR REDUNDANT BREVITY. THE MAIN POINT IS THAT THE MOMENT THIS FILM COMES ONLINE. IN A BIG. BIG. WAY. IS WHEN MARIANNE CONFRONTS THE BOG KING. IN A FEVERISH. FRONDSTUB-CURLING. MELEE. WHERE THEY REALIZE THAT THEY ARE EVENLY MATCHED. NOT ONLY IN FIGHTING ABILITY. BUT IN THE DEPTH OF THE WOUNDS DEALT TO THEIR PUSHERS. BY THEIR LOSSES OF LOVE. AND THE DEATH OF THEIR INNOCENCE. AND IN THEIR MUTUAL DESIRE TO FREE DAWN OF THE SPELL. THESE TWO SCORNED. LOVELESS BADDIES. REALIZED THAT THEIR FREAK. MATCHES EACH OTHER'S FREAK. IN A WAY NO FREAK. OF ANY SPECIES. EVER HAS. THIS WAS THE MOMENT. THAT IT ALL REALLY BEGAN TO MAKE SENSE TO ME. I BEGAN TO SEE MYSELF IN MARIANNE'S PETITE. ONE INCH-TALL. SHOES. I SAW THE PAIN OF MY PAST IN HER. AND THROUGH HER GANDERBULBS. SAW EVERYTHING THAT SHE SAW. IN THAT THORNY. RAW. MISTREATED. LOVEBOAT. AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON. THIS MOVIE. BECAME UNIRONICALLY GOOD. FUCK THE HIT-OR-MISS SONG QUALITY. FUCK THE DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE ANIMATION. THAT WOULD MAKE TROLL STAR WARS'S WATTO. LOOK LIKE SOME FORGETTABLE. NOTHING SHIT. WITH ALL THE FUCKING. MAW SHOTS. WHICH I WILL POST IMAGES OF. BECAUSE THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE SEEN. TO BE BELIEVED. AND FUCK THE GOD-AWFUL. GRUBFORSAKEN PACING OF THIS WHOLE SLURRYPOOL SHITFEST. BECAUSE I SHIT YOU NOT. THE ROMANCE BETWEEN THESE TWO. IS ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN TO WATCH. I FOUND MYSELF ROOTING FOR THEM AT EVERY TURN. EVEN THE DOWNTURNS. AND THE TWISTS. BECAUSE I WANTED THAT TO BE ME. WITH ALL MY PUSHER. ALL MY SOUL. AND EVERY MOTE OF DUST. IN MY DRY. BARREN. REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THEIR FIRST DATE. COMES WITH THE EPONYMOUS SONG OF THE FILM. WHICH IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE HITS AS FAR AS THE MUSIC GOES. AND LET ME TELL YOU. THE PAYOFF. IS WORTH. EVERY POSTURE POLE-TINGLING. CHUTE-CLENCHING MOMENT. OF ANTICIPATION. I'M NOT KIDDING. SHE KIND OF TICKLES HIS ASSHOLE. FULLY ON-SCREEN. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. WATCH THE MOVIE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST I WILL SAY. ON THE MATTER. THIS MOVIE. OPENED MY GANDERBULBS WIDE. TO WHAT A ROMANCE COULD BE. GONE IS MY PURE. SEETHING INDIFFERENCE. FOR REDROM. AND THE ENEMIES TO FLUSHMATES TROPE. THIS SHIT. IS PURE. MUSICAL. CRACK. IF ANYTHING. THE MISOGYNY. AND THE UNCOMFORTABLE MINORITY DEPICTIONS. MAKE IT BETTER. AND MORE FLAVORFUL. FOR THE REAL. TROLLS. OF CULTURE. IN THE AUDIENCE. TAKE NINETY-NINE MINUTES OUT OF YOUR DAY. RIGHT NOW. WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE. OR WOULD LIKE TO LOVE. AND WATCH THIS MASTERPIECE. OF AN ANIMATED. SCUTTLETRAINWRECK. AND WHEN YOU DO. THINK OF ME. AND MY DERANGED. FACE-SPLITTING. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CHOCOLATE CHEESED SMILE. THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA HAA. IN SUMMARY. STRANGE MAGIC RECEIVES. TEN OUT OF TEN HAIRPINS. STUCK STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BESOTTED BULBS. SO THAT THE LAST IMAGE IMPRINTED ON MY GANDERNERVES. IS OF MY REAL DARK OVERLORD. THE REALEST STICKBUG. IF YOU REPLACE THE "ST" IN THAT WORD WITH THE LETTER "D." MY #BOGGYWOGGY. TO WHOM I CONSIDER MYSELF. LAWFULLY. AND LEGALLY MARRIED. AND IF YOU ARE STILL ON THE FENCE. ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT. YOU SHOULD DEDICATE. AN ENTIRE. IRREVOCABLE MORNING. TO SITTING YOUR WORTHLESS ASS IN FRONT OF YOUR VIEWSCREEN. AND JAMMING ALONG. TO TROLL LUCAS'S UNSUNG. BUT ALSO LITERALLY SUNG. OEUVRE. THEN TO QUOTE THE TITLE OF THE HIT SONG. BY BIG CITY GERMS. WHICH YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS REVIEW. "DO IT." ANYWAYS. THAT IS ALL. #NSFW #NSFWE JUST BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY COULD NOT HOLD IT TOGETHER. WHILE I WROTE THIS REVIEW. ME. DAMARA. THE HAND. MAID. WITH MY OWN TYPESTUBS. ALSO. FOR NO REASON AT ALL. SOMEONE SHOULD GO AND LET KARKAT OUT OF MAIDJAIL. BECAUSE THE FUMES. FROM THE ATTEMPT. TO CREATE A WATER CLOCK. IN ORDER TO PERMIT TIME TO PASS. VIA A LIGHTER. CHOPPED-UP FURNITURE. A KETTLE MADE OF THE MOP BUCKET. AND SOME PARADOX-STRENGTH DISINFECTANT. TO CREATE A MICROCLIMATE THAT WOULD DRIP CONDENSATION INTO A NEARBY VESSEL. TO THEREFORE PERCEIVE THE PASSAGE OF TIME. THEREBY PERMITTING JUST ENOUGH CONSEQUENCE. FOR HIM TO TRY AND SMASH A HOLE IN THE FOURTH WALL. IS CURRENTLY FILLING THE ROOM WITH DEADLY FUMES. AND UNLESS HE CAN PUT THIS STUPID FUCKING WIGGLER CHAIR THROUGH THIS SCREEN. IN THE NEXT SIXTY SECONDS. HE IS PROBABLY GOING TO FUCKING DIE. PLEASE HEART REACT. AND FOLLOW. FOR MORE SAUCY. BOG KING. CONTENT. ESPECIALLY @TIPSYGNOSTALGIC#2248. AND @GUTSYGUMSHOE. WHO WILL KNOW. EXACTLY. WHAT THE FUCK. IS UP. AS PROMISED. ENJOY THE #MAWSHOTS.
⟁nyw⟁y, I h⟁ve n◎ tr⟁um⟁ ◎r secrets t◎ hide! I feel n◎ guilt, sh⟁me, ◎r emp⟁thy! I've dug my heel int◎ everything th⟁t g◎t in my w⟁y, ⟁nd I will c◎ntinue t◎ d◎ s◎.
You’re listening to… Hope we're all doin' well. There's a lotta activity on the feed tonight it seems, but maybe we can all take a moment to breathe and let some jazz take us away, yeah? Something with a good pace and key-tickling to scratch that itch. So here's some Wes Montgomery and the Wynton Kelly Trio with "Unit 7". …Midnight City Jazz!
i hate that y0u might be right
a certain cust0mer has been sitting 0n the shitty 0ff brand sl0t machine we have f0r the past three h0urs h0w d0 they keep winning #sevenelevenp0sting
HOW YOUЯR LUSUS LOOKS AT YOU JUST BEFOЯRE SETTI_G YOU O_ FIЯRE. JUST BECAUSE YOU DAЯRED TO TELL HEЯR THAT SHE'S _OT E_TITLED TO THIЯRD HELPI_GS JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS LOVED A_D PЯROTECTED A_D SUPPOЯRTED YOU SI_CE _IGHT O_E. GOD!!!!!
:33 < its a furry good sequel! :DD
https://open.spotify.com/track/2CgBqLufSdwMt0FMIu1CVn?si=bdd32bc003c74fad #musicposting WHY IS THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD. EXCEPT REPLACE FISH WITH KRIS.
We put up the new website b⟁nner!
H77P5://1.R3DD.17/0D73K9HQJ4FF1.G1F #N5FW #1GU357H
🥛that Was Some Nice Cardio But ☝ My Truck Is Back In Working Condition!🐄
Unde2net. https://me5aman.m12aheze.o25/w1k1/Unde2net
I ★lso do not c★re for the riposte ch★nges, though I ★m willing to ★dmit th★t th★t one w★s prob★bly ★ he★lthy ch★nge for the g★me. This f★ct does not me★n I h★ve to like it however.
Kind★ how I feel ★bout the buff to Doorm★n ult too, but to ★ much lesser extent.
Urn w★s import★nt before but now it's just every five minutes you h★ve to go do ★ de★th b★ll in mid! We ★lre★dy H★D midboss why did we need ★ second objective there? Plus it me★ns th★t ★ctu★lly getting comeb★ck urns is so much more difficult. I need this reverted ★S★P.
C★n I compl★in ★bout the urn ch★nges in troll de★dlock? I re★lly w★nt to t★lk ★bout the urn ch★nges in troll de★dlock.
꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ PINNED POST ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦ ⸸ CONTENT WARNING: Please if you are uncomfortable with topics of #nsfw, #blood, #vampirsm, #satanism, #christianity, #self harm [canon typical], #substances [canon typical], #violence, #threats, pleasssee do not follow and please block! Everything WILL be tagged but My Immortal is just, Like That. ꒷꒦︶ BASIC INFORMATION ︶꒦꒷ ⸸ Name: Ebonee Wayeeh ⸸ Age: 55.8 Sweeps || 121 years ⸸ Height: 4'10" [Wears platforms of extreme heights 8in+] ⸸ Handle: moribundIniquity [MI] ⸸ Relationship Status: - Currently none **⸸** About Ebonee: A pale skinned mutant blooded vampire, unlike her human counterpart, he has bat wings, but still prefers to fly with her broom. Outside of that she is basically Ebony, but as a troll. So she's loud, disruptive, brash, with a heavy dashing of seemingly depressive/manic mood swings. She will be inherently aggressive to those she deems as "preps", which in this context, will be trolls that are not goffik enough in her eyes as troll culture is typically pretty bleak over all. She is a prolific spell user, however with her great strength she often still misfires and strange things happen all the time, she plays this off, in her mind, pretty well. [She in actuality does not.] Additionally she is a clairvoyant, and is a telepathic, but much like in canon, this is all absurdly sad. ⸸ Mun: Hi I run Ross Lalonde [@/trueGrandee], Joan Egbert [@/gleefulGambol], and Nepeta [@/arsenicCatnaps] If you wanna join Ebonee's verse as a troll counter part, let me rizz you up b4 you do so, *Mun gets down on her knees*: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE--
I DIP MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCTS INTO MY CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY! NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE FUEL TO START THE NIGHT! 𓂃✍︎
:33< betpurr watch out beclawse im gonna GET mew
LM4O!!! 1 LOV3 HOW W1LD TH31R D3S1GNS C4N B3.
1F 1 H4D 4 D1G1MON 1T'D 31TH3R B3 GU1LMON, 4GUMON OR V33MON.
TH4T, K41JUS.. 4ND SOM3 OTH3R SH1T.
You ★re quickly becoming one of my f★vorite users, th★nk you for your wise words.
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lady gaga is correct on many things
WOAH! BEEN SEEING A LOT OF #NSFW POSTING TONIGHT! BAH! WHY ARE YOU GRINDING ON EACH OTHER WHEN YOU COULD BE GRINDING OUT ANOTHER REPORT AT YOUR JOBS? 𓂃✍︎
im giving yoou everything, all that jooy can bring, this i sweaar!!! #lyrics #spicetrolls
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😤😤😤🐮🐮🐮👢👢👢 #stomp #doublekick
ULLK7R4 W0RNMH0L3 M0R3 L1KR UL7R4 57UPD17H0L3 FFUCK70UFUCKY0UFFUCKYU0 #M4D
W3NT K41JU MOD3 TOD4Y 4ND JUST K1ND4 CH1LL3D 1N TH3 OC34N W4TCH1NG TH3 BO4TS SW1M BY.
(( pinned intro post for guzmah coming soon mun is at work ))
Your name is WITNEY MADDER. Not only are you a DECORATED WRANGLER for the GOLDENROD AIPOMS, an ARENA STICKBALL team of great repute, but you also are known as a DEVASTATINGLY CAPABLE GLADIATRIX of the FIDUSPAWN ARENA. You may have a more humble lot in life than your MIRTHFUL SUPERIORS, but you enjoy minor celebrity on the colony of POMON, and you like to MILK THAT STATUS for all it's worth. Your expertise of the Fiduspawn Arena carries further than just the field of battle, however, and you occasionally work as a GUEST STAR on several RADIO and TELEVISION SERIALS. This means your time is split between TENDING YOUR HERDS, making your MOOVES TO GREENER PASTURES, and TRAMPLING THE OPPOSITION, be it on the velvet diamond or in the warehouse you converted into your very own Fiduspawn Arena. It's a rare night without an sighting of you STAMPEDING from one obligation to the next. Your mother, one of the FINEST SPECIMENS OF MILTANK AROUND, imprinted a great love of dairy into you at a young age, and every AUTUMNAL EQUINOX FESTIVAL is a new chance for you to add to your already vast array of BLUE RIBBON WINNINGS, a rare chance for you to lord your superiority over OTHERS OF YOUR OWN CASTE. Your trolltag is affectionateTrampling [AT] and you type with a charming nonchalance, UP UNTIL YOUR TEMPER HAS BEEN TESTED! ((icon credit and potential further art credit to https://chittr.ing/profile/achromaticCrusade :D))
for the uninitiated: #nsfwe https://64.media.tumblr.com/a539d866d56ab73b96e87ffc79de30be/tumblr_inline_nlne0eybxL1sliu3m_1280.png
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eyeyetteyeyeaahahahahahh
Well, I'm ★t the be★ch now. Might st★b ★ cl★wcrusher or something while I w★it for my guide.
See I knew there w★s ★ re★son I fucked with you. Not to worry, I'm bringing my blue sword with me this time.
BATTER UP < YOU MIGHT ASK YOURSELF. BATTUR RUNMAN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST WIPE? AND I WOULD TELL YOU. I HAVE BEEN ON A SHORT RETREAT, "CENTERING MY CHAKRAS" OR SOME FUCKING SHIT LIKE THAT. IS THAT WHAT YOU DO WITH CHARKAS? WHATEVER. THE POINT IS THAT BATTUR RUNMAN HAS ASCENDED TO A HIGHER TIER OF BEING. MY THIRD EYE HAS OPENED. NOW, WHEN I STEP ON TO THE FIELD, I CAN NOT ONLY VISIBLY SEE THE SLAUGHTER SPHERES WITH MY GANDERBULBS, BUT I CAN SENSE THE VERY ESSENCE OF THEIR BEING. BEFORE EVEN TOUCHING A BAT, THESE PATHETIC THINGS THINK TO THEMSELVES "HOLY FUCKING SHIT. HE'S GOING TO KNOCK US OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK." SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY I AM DOMINATING THESE SPHERES ON THE FIELD, AND AS SUCH I AM FORMALLY PUTTING IN A REQUEST TO THE COMISSION TO COUNT EVERY HOMERUN AS COUNTING AS TWO HOMERUNS. > HOMERUN
got thuper thaiyan goku from the figurine gacha #win https://file.garden/yamhqbgapby70p5c/chittr/20260524_153000.jpg
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I wouldn't know anything about [Ninja] but I see cheaters all the time! If you ask me, the only good cheater is a cheater out of the [game].
Remember to keep your [Fiduspawn] games up to regulation! Wouldn't want me coming around putting a stop to [something. ]
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(Breaking dog news: everything happens) Woof
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⚜ [ Do you (yes you!) wanna get a betta unnastandin a' what dem Messiahs been tryna teach us? Wanna get a lick'a what dat Dark Carnival got fo' us? You want summa dem classic funnel cakes n' huckabucks or you just wanna party til nothin else mattahs? Den bring ya ass down ta our park right da fuck now!!!!!! Coords in bio don't make us drag ya ass hea. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb11ea8be1e9.png ]
yknow what? thats so fair and valid! enrichment is very important for big lusii i have heard i hope they enjoy that cronchy vehicle :)
(( Rare OOC moment For this rave thats coming up, DS is going to be live streaming an actual DJ set on twitch for the event. It would be really sick if everyone who came through to the rave would hop in there to support the stream and check out what shes got in store for us! ))
BATTER UP < IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO SIMPLY WIN. EVERY OPPONENT NEEDS TO FEEL MY FUCKING WRATH, DEEP IN THEIR SOUL, FOR SIMPLY HAVING THE IDIOTIC THOUGHT OF ATTEMPTING TO PLAY AGAINST ME. GLAD TO SEE YOU FEEL THE SAME. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < WHEN I JOINED MY FIRST TEAM, THEY TOO ATTACHED A COLLAR TO MY NECK AND SAID "BOY, IF YOU DON'T KNOCK AT LEAST ONE OF THESE TEN BALLS OUT OF THE PARK, THAT THING IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE." LET ME TELL YOU. I SMASHED SO MANY OF THOSE BALLS OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK, THE GUY WHO PUT THE COLLAR ON ME WENT, "I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I HAVE FUCKING DONE," PUT THE COLLAR ON HIMSELF, AND BLEW HIS OWN SHIT SKY FUCKING HIGH. MORAL OF THE STORY? NEVER UNDERESTIMATE BATTUR RUNMAN. #VIOLENCE > HOMERUN
H4H4H4!! BW4H4H4H4!!! >:D SHOUT OUT TO @CONT41N3D4RM4G3DDONS FOR M4K1NG MY K41JU DR34MS COM3 TRU3!!! HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/F46930217373.PNG #NSFW #S3LF13
GUYS, B31NG 4 BL1ND K41JU 1S K1ND OF W1LD. 1 K33P KNOCK1NG 1NTO BU1LD1NGS LOL!!!
genuinely look at these two and tell me you dont love them you literally cant https://i.ibb.co/6R3FXbjG/sailor-uranus-and-sailor-neptune-5.jpg
TYPE OF GUY THAT WORKS FOR YOUR NEFARIOUS DEEDS, IN MY EXPERIENCE.
Hm, there might be some truth to your words however. Much to think ★bout.
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I want to watch either the Matrix or John Wick. I may do a hyperbeam about it.
Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika? :3
RIDDLE. TIME: I. AM. AN. ENDING,. AND. I. CAN. BE. SAD. BUT. SOMETIMES. HOPEFUL.. I. AM. HERE. WHEN. THE. DOOR. CLOSES,. BUT. NEVER. WHEN. THE. DOOR. IS. OPEN.. WHAT. AM. I?
★t le★st you get it Ptolmy. I need ★ d★y of non stop success so I think I'll go through with my pl★n.
br34kFast wuz 4n Ent1rE j4R 0f NUTELLA!!! XD
P/ans for #animec/ub are sti// in the works. I have been very busy and needed time to recover.
my rival, my id0l y0u g0t me suicidal my l0ve, y0ur rage 0ur dying claim t0 fame 0ur battle legendary 0ur fickle fraternizing a war inside my heart until, d0 us part bang, bang, bang, bang, bang 'til i take y0u d0wn, d0wn, d0wn, d0wn i want y0u in the gr0und bang, bang, bang, bang, bang 'til i take y0u d0wn, d0wn, d0wn, d0wn i want y0u in the gr0und #suggestive #vi0lence #lyricp0sting