BATTER UP < YOU MIGHT ASK YOURSELF. BATTUR RUNMAN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST WIPE? AND I WOULD TELL YOU. I HAVE BEEN ON A SHORT RETREAT, "CENTERING MY CHAKRAS" OR SOME FUCKING SHIT LIKE THAT. IS THAT WHAT YOU DO WITH CHARKAS? WHATEVER. THE POINT IS THAT BATTUR RUNMAN HAS ASCENDED TO A HIGHER TIER OF BEING. MY THIRD EYE HAS OPENED. NOW, WHEN I STEP ON TO THE FIELD, I CAN NOT ONLY VISIBLY SEE THE SLAUGHTER SPHERES WITH MY GANDERBULBS, BUT I CAN SENSE THE VERY ESSENCE OF THEIR BEING. BEFORE EVEN TOUCHING A BAT, THESE PATHETIC THINGS THINK TO THEMSELVES "HOLY FUCKING SHIT. HE'S GOING TO KNOCK US OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK." SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY I AM DOMINATING THESE SPHERES ON THE FIELD, AND AS SUCH I AM FORMALLY PUTTING IN A REQUEST TO THE COMISSION TO COUNT EVERY HOMERUN AS COUNTING AS TWO HOMERUNS. > HOMERUN
BATTUR RUNMAN!!
BATTER UP < ARE YOU CERTAIN THIS IS TRUE? I HAVE MANY PEOPLE COMING TO ME SAYING THIS. "I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN BATTUR RUNMAN." TO WHICH I SAY, WHERE IS YOUR AUTOGRAPHED BATTUR RUNMAN WIFFLE BAT WHICH YOU USED AS A GRUB, IN AN ATTEMPT TO REPLICATE MY GREATNESS? WHERE IS YOUR SIGNED REVERSE-HOLO TRIPLE SLEEVED BATTUR RUNMAN ROOKIE CARD, FROM WHEN I WAS STILL A LEGEND ON THE FIELD BUT LESSER KNOWN TO THE POPULACE? AND MORE RECENTLY, HOW MANY FUCKING BATTUR RUNMAN MEALS DID YOU FUCKING PURCHASE AT TROLL WENDYS? > HOMERUN
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BATTER UP < INCREDIBLE. I AM TRULY SPEECHLESS BY YOUR DEVOTION TO MY CAUSE. THANK YOU FOR BEING A FAN AND I WILL CONTINUE TO SMASH SLAUGHTER SPHERES INTO THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE. HOLD FAST. I WILL NOT FAIL YOU. MY BIGGEST FAN. > HOMERUN