

Ptolmy Kanast: Champion Duelist
@irrefutableDecalogue
CEO Of The Kanasta Corp, Former Lost Weeaboo And Several T|me Beforus F|duspawn Champ|on. When You Stand Before Me, Put Everyth|ng On The L|ne.

Ignoring my /usus as he g/ares from across the room. Enjoying my show. Perhaps one day I wi// stream this one, if that is at a// something peop/e wou/d be interested in.

I d⚣ like the l⚣⚣ks ⚣f the l⚣ng dresses/skirts ⚣n y⚣u guys but I d⚣n't think I'd like it f⚣r myself -3- I feel like that much l⚣⚣se fabric w⚣uld get in the way ⚣f my legs

| Suppose Now, |s Good A T|me As Any To G|ve An Off|cal Statement On What |, Ptolmy Kanast, Compet|t|ve Card Game Duel|st Th|nk Of The B|g 3 |n The Modern Tcg Compet|t|ve Scene. Now | Advert|se And Declare Myself |n Assoc|at|on W|th F|duspawn Pr|mar|ly For Good Reason, Desp|te Me Not Be|ng Part|cularly |nvested |n The Med|a Attached To |t. Unl|ke |ts Peers, |t Has A Bu|lt |n Mechan|c To Prevent Powercreep From Escalat|ng To A Po|nt Of Ru|n|ng The Scene For Whole Sweeps. The |nherent Slowness Of Select|vely Breed|ng A Stronger Lead Creature. Sure You Can Buy From A F|dubreeder Scalper Onl|ne For A Powerful Bu|ld, But They Are Rarely Exactly What You Want And Every Breeder Keeps The Best Stock For Themselves For Future Generat|ons Anyway. The Pr|nted Cards Can Really Only Powercreep So Much When The Beasts Are The H|ghl|ght Of The Show. Now Duel Luc| And Mag|c The Scatter|ng Are More "trad|t|onal" Card Games, W|th |ts Own Tech, L|ke The Holograph|c Flapstract|on Bats For Duel Luc|'s More Off|c|al Games, But There |s Far Less Restr|ct|ons Stopp|ng Company's From Pump|ng Out Hand Trap Slop And Mounta|ns Of "problem Solv|ng Card Text" That Really Only G|ves Your Scumbag Sl|me Of An Opponent Excuses To Keep Call|ng Over The Judge For Clar|f|cat|on To Stall Out The T|mer. | Have More Thoughts On The Matter, But | Real|ze That | May Be Alone At The Peak Of The F|eld. Perhaps My W|se Thoughts Are Beyond Some Of You. But You'll Understand One Day When You Start Reach|ng For The Top.
another anon confession that says: has anyone actually seen @irrefutableDecalogue play ANY card games? i'm willing to bet their win ratio (if they even do play) isn't even that good... to be fair you never see this guy posting decklists. DM me MORE! MORE CONFESSIONS MORE!!!

MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc87caf06c80.png

/\ What they don't tell you about swords is that they're sidearms /\ /\ Fallback weapons for when you can't use your primary /\ /\ You know /\ /\ The weapon you actually want to use /\

READING ONTO THE RECORD! while the dash is on the subject of strife specibii, i thought it would be a good time to mention that my own weapon of choice is the axe. my strife deck contains a not insignificant variety, practical for different occasions (the h&axes have never let me down), though my favorite is of course the engraved battleaxe that frankly resembles the Aspect of Melinœ version of the Moonstone Axe from Hadeis 2.
kantans so sleeeeepy
I mean like. swords are kinda phallic aint they? #nsfw I guess
Stabs yo(_) Slashes yo(_) Shoots yo(_) Chops yo(_)

gEttIn chAsEd OuttA the wOOds by sOmethIn fUckIn hUgE AmA

Once You Reach The P|nnacle Of The Blade, You No Longer Requ|re The Sword |tself To Accompl|sh Your Techn|ques. That Be|ng Sa|d. Half The Fun Of Saber Duel|ng |s The Aesthet|cs Of Actually Hav|ng A Sword, So Honestly Who Cares. Use The Sword Anyway.

I should st★rt doing the ch★nt before I sl★sh the world. I don't need to do the ch★nt, but it's kind★ hype moments ★nd ★ur★.




