Ptolmy Kanast: Champion Duelist
@irrefutableDecalogue
CEO Of The Kanasta Corp, Former Lost Weeaboo And Several T|me Beforus F|duspawn Champ|on. When You Stand Before Me, Put Everyth|ng On The L|ne. ( //icon credit: @legendaryLeague )
legit how do so so many people keep picking a fight with #clockworkinc and losing just like. don'T pick a fight? is there something drawing people there? after like the first few people you think you'D be like oh shit maybe i should not do this and then people do it
Someone Or Someth|ng |s Offer|ng Free Duels?
they'RE going to shoot you with like missiles, i think, ptolmy.
Prom|s|ng |nformat|on |f True.
Other versions of you will be going through shit you never could have conceived of. Like What the hell does he mean by that
You Shouldn't Concern Yourself W|th Someth|ng L|ke An "alternat|ve Self", They Are Merely Useless Hypothet|cals G|ven Flesh.
@|rrefutAbleDecAlogue sysss: “WhAt |s Your Preferred MeAns Of Ann|h|lAt|ng Your Enem|es So You CAn See The|r Egos Crumble To Ash BeneAth Your Heel And HeAr The LAmentAt|ons Of The|r QuAdrAnts And Lusc||?” um :( |m nott A b|gg Ann|hlAttor by n e meAnsss. |m A luvr not A f|ter. | prffr bu|ld|n trrrls up! encdourrgA|ng them :) lovve prevvA|lss ovr All. soem trrlls | geenu|nely t|hmk hve been soo downtrrodden by l|ef And otthrs tht tehy tAk |t outt on othr trolss. | ddnt see tehm As bAd orr ev|l or my neenm|es by Any meAns. | seee tehm more l|eek |f they were wrrgglers And wonddr whAt musttve hppened to mke tehm tAhtt wAy. so | dnt rlly feeel the need to uhh hAvee ssoemones eggo crussh undr my heel. rAtherr, | feel teh needd to upl|ftt And en crouge them 2 b the besssst verss|on of thmsslves tAht they cAn be. SO to Answere ur quesst|on ptopto: luv |s howw | mAke my “enememes” crumbl. soonr or ltrr thyll hAve tro see | meAn no hArm Andd tAht | just wAnt us All to gtt Along :) choose luv heree
| See Your |ntent|ons Are K|nd Zucc|a, But As Your Ally, | Feel As Though | Should |nform You That "love" Can Be More Powerful And More Cruel Than Any Blade Or Bullet |n The R|ght C|rcumstances. Know|ng That Not Only That You Are More Than Capable Destroy|ng A L|fe W|th Ease Us|ng Such An Overwhelm|ngly Potent Weapon, But More Than L|kely Already Have Done So W|thout Not|c|ng F|lls Me W|th Someth|ng Resembl|ng Pr|de. Truly, You |mpress Me More And More Everyday W|th Your Potent|al As A Duel|st.
|t M|ght Surpr|se Some Cons|der|ng How | Obv|ously Str|ve For Excellence |n All Th|ngs, But | Do Not Bel|eve Fa|lure To |nherently Be A S|n When You G|ve Your All. |ts An Opportun|ty To |mprove, To Hone Your Craft And Make Yourself A Better Challenge For Me, Ptolmy Kanast, The F|nal Front|er Of Compet|t|ve Scrabble. You Can Start By Read|ng A Book For Once And Com|ng Back When You Know A Word |nvol|ng The Letter Q That |sn't Queen Or Qu|z.
Excellent Job Follow|ng My |nstruct|ons So Promptly, | Would Offer You A Treat For Be|ng A Good Barkbeast, But |'m Fresh Out.
Yes~! You understand~! It is not so bad to be utterly dominated~. #Suggestive
| Wouldn't Qu|te Phrase |t L|ke That, But | Bel|eve You Understand Perhaps The Sp|r|t Of My Words. Probably.
If the solldiers whom once carried out my orders witnessed me now, they woulld say I have gone soft. I wonder, woulld it be said with derision? Or bemusement?
There |s No Greater S|n |n Both L|fe And Death Than Apathy. Cons|der|ng Some Of Your Pr|or Statements, You Should Be Grateful |f They Have Any Part|cularly Strong Op|n|ons On Your Decl|ne.
Mistake not acceptance and comfort in death for a llike of pride, llittlle beetlle crawlling in the mud. Were I to find mysellf somehow allive once more, I woulld pick up the sword again without second, nor even first thought. Yet I am dead. The true renditions of my bllades, llikelly buried and forgotten. I cannot holld steell against mine enemies ever again, and subjecting mysellf to eternall torment over this is merelly sellf-fllagellation. I have done so for countlless sweeps allready. I no llonger shall suffer without purpose.
To See You Cons|der The Pursu|t Of Confl|ct And Bloodshed As Self Pun|shment Rather Than See |t As The Goal W|th|n |tself |s Noth|ng But Prov|ng My Po|nt. The Pursu|t Of Power And Dom|nance Should Never Meekly Fade Away But |nstead Be Snuffed Out By A Greater W|ll.
If you voted for B★b★ I h★te you.
You Voted For Solomon Of Course, Yes?
Ptolmy I w★s ★lw★ys going to vote for the "nimble" ★nd "★mbitious" one.
You Turned Your Back On A Warr|or That Fought Us|ng A Game As A Weapon, The S|ngle Best Th|ng A Duel|st Could Do. |n Th|s |nstance, You Have No Sympathy From Me.
my pAttt|neece |ss bbng tesstd | th|nk
Pat|ence |s A Valuable Sk|ll To Hone. Th|s |s Why | Allow The Youth To Occas|onally Play Games Aga|nst Me At The Park When | Seek Out Duel|sts, Desp|te The|r |ncessant Chatter And |nane Quest|ons. You Can Only Hear About The S|xes And The Sevens So Many T|mes Before You Break Or You Grow.
u AlwwAsy kno wht too sAyy
| Bel|eve |n Your Ab|l|ty To Pull Through Zucc|a. You W|ll Conquer Th|s V|s|t To The Dmv Or Whatever |t |s That Has You Vexed. So Says The Future K|ng Of Games.
M★ybe I should hone my b★sics even further, th★t could be my thing now.
|ts A Tr|ed And True Tact|c For |mprov|ng Any Duel|sts K|t. |n Terms Of Pr|or|t|es, | Always Tra|n W|th Emphas|s On Bas|cs F|rst, Counters For S|tuat|ons Bas|cs Can Not Cover Second, And Aura G|mm|cks Th|rd.
N★tur★lly. Mostly I'm just figuring out wh★t I wish to do, I'm kind of missing ★n over★rching go★l right now.
Perhaps Pursue What | Am Seek|ng As Well. The Blade Beam. The Sc|ent|sts |ns|st |ts Not Poss|ble To Create A Note Worthy Projec|le W|th Sheer Force, But Noth|ng Can Hamper The Dreams Of A True Warr|or.
/.this.dude.is.taking.too.long.\ \.they.feel.so.sinister.that.i.feel.like.i.should.be.worried,but,at,the,same,time.theyre.comically.short.to.the.point.that.if.shit.hits.the.fan.i.shouldnt.have.an.issue./
You Are Remarkable Conf|dent About Broadcast|ng The Fact You Feel Even Remotely |nt|m|dated By Someone You Feel Conf|dent You Could End. Behav|or F|t For An |nfer|or Duel|ng Talent.
To Be Known, |s Part Of The Def|n|t|on Of Be|ng A Champ|on. And |n Know|ng Greatness Comes Fans. And W|th Fans, Comes Exam|nat|on. Some Not|ced | Have A Taste For Provok|ng V|olence And Made Art W|th That |n M|nd. Cons|der|ng That Th|s Too Could Lure Someone |nto Challeng|ng Me, | See No Reason To Not |ndulge My Devotees By Putt|ng Up The|r L|ttle Ed|t On The Metaphor|cal Thermal Hull And Post|ng |t Here.
((credit for this delightful drawing goes to my goat @gallivantingGourmand ))
/i win wen u b𝐋occ me i win wen u don't respond i win wen u ragequit nuff sed
The Moron's Man|festo.
♡> actively tanking my reputation in the fiduspawn: crimson speedrunning community by not knowing all 151,256 original fiduspawn of generation one.
Pathet|c.
Thinking..... RE★LLY h★rd.
You Played Bravely Default? An Excellent Game.
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