Ptolmy Kanast
@irrefutableDecalogue
CEO Of The Kanasta Corp, Former Lost Weeaboo And Several T|me Beforus F|duspawn Champ|on. When You Stand Before Me, Put Everyth|ng On The L|ne.
| Was |n|t|ally |nterested |n #f|ghtn|ght But The Real|zat|on That |ts Solely F|st|cuffs K|lls My |nterest. No Dragons? No Ps|on|cs? Not Even Swords? |'ll Wa|t For An Event More My Style Or Set |t Up Myself.
I w★s of the s★me opinion ★s you, though I must ★dmit there's ★ cert★in c★th★rsis to just un★rmed comb★t.
exactly, n/) p/)cket sand? n/) p/)cket knives? n/) makeshift shanks made fr/)m a br/)ken fl/)/)rb/)ard? what’s the p/)int siiiigh
P$$$ioni¢$$$ and weapon$$$ would defeat the point wouldn’t it. Fight with ya hand$$$!
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Send|ng Holograph|c Prox|es Of Yourself So You Can Cont|nue Gr|nd|ng The Ranked Ladder Wh|le Conclud|ng Bus|ness Negot|at|ons |s Far From D|srespectful. they Should Feel Lucky | Do As Much As That For Meet|ngs That Could Be Condensed |nto An Ema|l. |f Anyth|ng, | Should Be Offended.
| Have Been Asked How To Compete At H|gh Level F|duspawn Wh|le Lack|ng The Power Of An|mal Commun|on. An |ll Thought Out Query |f | Have Ever Heard One. A True Duel|st Has No Need For Shortcuts When Trust, Tra|n|ng And Prem|um An|mal Treats Are Ava|lable.
More People Should Apprec|ate The Value Of A Tournament Arc.
Type shit Ptolmy, type shit indeed.
| Feel L|ke Bu|ld|ng A Sh|p That Travels To The Afterl|fe For The Sake Of A Rematch W|th A Dead Man |s Absolutely Just|f|ed. No One Should Be Able To Evade The R|ght To Settle Accounts By Dy|ng L|ke Some Coward.
Troll Yu-g|-oh |s A Super|or Eastern Beforan Cartoon To Troll M|ra| N|kk|.
|'ve Not|ced S|gn|f|cant Amounts Of Ev|dence Of |ntell|gent Al|en L|fe On Th|s App. We Should Teach Them How To Duel.
Wh|le | Am W|ll|ng To Use Them For The Sake Of Follow|ng The Rules Of A Game, Such As Troll Russ|an Roulette Or P|stol Duel|ng, | Am Not Part|cularly Fond Of D|rectly Us|ng F|rearms And Would Never Allow One To Be My Pr|mary Str|fe Spec|bus. Such A Lack|ng |n F|nesses |s S|mply |ntolerable To Me. that Be|ng Sa|d, A Creature Or Robot W|th F|rearms Mounted On Them |s An Ent|rely D|fferent S|tuat|on. Espec|ally |f |ts Several Robots Comb|n|ng Together |nto A Larger One W|th An Even More |mpress|ve Cannon. Not Qu|te As Spectacular As A Dragon, But There |s An Obv|ous Appeal.
| Have Been Pract|c|ng The Blade As | Typ|cally Do And My Butler Quest|oned The |dea That | Could One N|ght Learn To Do Those W|nd Blade Beams You See |n Eastern Beforan Scrolls, Say|ng |ts "phys|cally Not Poss|ble". Pathet|c. L|m|t|ng Yourself To The Laws Of Phys|cs, |'ll F|gure Th|s Out Eventually.
The Only Law | Respect |s The Law Of The Off|c|ant At My F|duspawn Locals. Phys|cs, That Dork Abstract Concept, W|ll Bend The Knee Eventually, L|ke All Th|ngs |n The Presence Of Ptolmy Kanast, Ceo Of Kanasta Corp And Future K|ng Of Games.
Perhaps, But | Am Not So Pathet|c That | Would Take Away The T|me Of Another Duel|st | Respect Walk|ng The|r Own Path.
𓂀 believe you can accomplish anything you put your pan to as long as you believe in the pusher of the cards. Or, in this case, the blade. Keep at it, and in no time you too can achieve your goals.𓆃
i dont see it like that. a good rivalry walks the same road; who are we but blades sharpening each other against the whetstones we provide through our accumulated knowledge?
There |sn't A S|ngle Double |n My M|nd, Just L|ke F|duspawn, Duel Monsters Or Chess, Th|s |s Merely Another Game | Must Master On My Quest To Surpass You And All Others.
You'll See |n T|me That | Tell No L|es, And As A True Duel|st | Have No L|m|ts.
R|valry |s A Potent Tool, And | Am No Fool, So Maybe | W|ll Cons|der |t One Other Day. Maybe.
That's Amus|ng, | Th|nk | W|ll Follow You Just To See How M|serably That Pans Out For You.
The D|g|tal World Project (name |n Progress) |s Tak|ng A B|zarre Turn. V|sual Assets And F|les Resembl|ng That Of Kanasta Corp Software Has Been Appear|ng Before We Even Start Mak|ng Them. L|ke The F|nal Project Has Already Been Made And R&d |s S|mply Unearth|ng |t.
A Shame About What Happened To That Sword Duel|st. | Respected The|r Love Of The F|ght. And The Troll Deadlock Takes. | Suppose The Br|ghtest Of Stars Burn Out The Fastest.
Wh|le | Bel|eve There |s Certa|nly A Mod|cum Of Appeal To The Black Quadrant, | D|sl|ke That People Frequently M|s|nterpret Trash Talk|ng Some Dork As P|tch Fl|rt|ng. where's Good Old Fash|oned Compet|t|ve Sp|r|t? Where's The Pure Unadulterated Hatred?
| Do Not Care For Geese. |nfer|or Fl|ght Capable Beast.
Those Tron Mov|es Had A Lot Of Great |deas. | Th|nk We Should All Cons|der Hav|ng Our Comput|ng F|les Do Glad|atoral Combat Aga|nst Each Other.
| Feel L|ke For Clar|ty's Sake, | Should Probably Just Go On The Record Of Stat|ng | Am Not Troll Seto Ka|ba, | S|mply Just Respect H|s Style And As Such Made H|m My Prof|le P|cture. |'ll Post An Actual P|cture Of My V|sage When | E|ther Cla|m Revenge Aga|nst My Arch Enemy Or | Reach A Certa|n Amount Of Kult.
you're telling me there are people out there who think i'm troll yosuke hanamura lol? i mean i am he's so me he's just like me but i'm not literally the character he's not real
| Saw The Actual Pharaoh, Mult|verse Theory |s Happen|ng On Th|s S|te. There |s A Very Real Poss|b|l|ty The Actual Troll Yosuke Hanamura May Appear To K|ll You To Recla|m H|s Stole V|sage.
Wh|le Speak|ng W|th The Product Market|ng Department, |'ve Been |nformed That "flapstract|on Sparr|ng Network" |s L|m|ted |n Terms Of Advert|s|ng Potent|al Cons|der|ng The F|nal Product Should Be Techn|cally More That (even |f Personally | Th|nk That's All That Truly Matters). But Names L|ke "d|g|tal World" Or "the Matr|x" Are Ent|rely Too Der|vat|ve For My Tastes. so | Suppose | Can S|mply Just Ask |f Anyone Here Has Any Other Potent|al Suggest|ons.
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Wh|le That Adm|ttedly K|cks Ass And | L|ke Megaman, | Am |n Fact Try|ng To Have A Non-referent|al Name. Or At Least Have A Layer Of Plaus|ble Den|ab|l|ty.
Hmph. | Saw Some Non-bel|evers Cast Doubt |nto My Comm|tment To Compet|ng |n All Games. so Perhaps A H|story Lesson |s Requ|red. kanasta Corp |s Not A Bus|ness | Started, Or |nherented Through Moron|c Nepot|sm Based H|erarch|es. |t Was Someth|ng | Won, Through Perhaps One Of The Most Challeng|ng Matches A Duel|st Could Be Put Through. A 33 Troll Game Of Mag|c: The Scatter|ng Commander. A Brutal Free For All Between 32 Challengers And The Stand|ng Ceo At The T|me. W|th No T|me L|m|t Clause To Penal|ze People For Play|ng On The|r Palm Husks And Not Tak|ng The|r Turn |n Prompt Fash|on. |t Lasted For 3 Cycles Of The Sun. No Food, No Sleep, No Rest. Some Of The Other Pathet|c Challengers Passed Out From Exhaust|on Before Actually Be|ng Knocked Out |n Game. The W|mps. But |t Was No |ssue For A Super|or Duel|st Such As Myself. |'ll Never Forget The Look On That Wr|nkled Sack Of Flesh When |t Came Down To The Both Of Us. Squeal|ng L|ttle O|nkbeast D|dn't Even Have The D|gn|ty To Allow My W|nn|ng Play To Conclude Before H|s Blood Pusher Exploded |n H|s Chest From The Stress. from Then On | Took Over The Company, Renamed And Reshaped |t |n My Glor|ous |mage. Now Never Forgot Th|s V|tal Lesson |n Beforan H|story And Perhaps Use Th|s As |nsp|rat|on To Become Even Half As Devoted As | Am To Honorable Battle.
Wh|le Some M|ght Be Unaware, | Have Every |ntent|on To Be The K|ng Of All Games, Not S|mply Just F|duspawn. Poker, Connect Four, Duel|ng P|stols. | Engage W|th All Forms Of Mean|ngful Duel|ng. except Beyblade. |'ll Only Return To That Part|cular Game When That Dork Judge Makes Summon|ng Meteors Legal Aga|n.
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME AT HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING.
Naturally. | Have Many Fond Memor|es Of Pay|ng Ret|r|ng H|ves A V|s|t On B|ngo N|ght And Crush|ng Those Ger|atr|c Geeks |nto A F|ne Paste.
Another Class|c. |ts All |n The Fl|ck Of The Wr|st And | L|ke To Keep My Sk|lls Sharp.
A Foolhardy Remark. |'ve Been Render|ng Fools |nto A F|ne M|st After Games Of Hungry Hungry H|ppos Before You Were A Gl|mmer |n Your Mother Grubs Eye.
Any Day. Any T|me. Ptolmy Kanast, Ceo Of Kanasta Corp Never Runs From A Challenge.
Lost A Good Employee Today. Sent Them On A Beverage Run And The|r Head Exploded L|ke Scanners After Sneak|ng A S|p Of My Secret Custom Brew. so | Suppose There |s A New Open|ng For A Pa|d |ntern Here At Kanasta Corp Now.
... At least intern fatality rates are somehow also a multiversal constant...
Th|s |s Not A Part|cularly Common |ssue When The Help Actually Does As |nstructed.
| Am Qu|te Fond Of Dragons And Ka|ju.