♦ pitied by @irrefutableDecalogue
| tohnk soemt|mes And thenn somet|kems | dont lth|nk At All :)
Why is he so fucking mad.
Midnight City Update: I lost my hat.
oh well i thought u were just gonna smth abt owning a trill game shop but ur idea is probably better lol
I h★ve to dis★gree. I h★ve found gre★t me★ning in slow moments ★nd c★lmness l★tely.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm not casteist: some of my best friends aren't teal
Brutus the trained talonbeast has yet to return~. I miss his screech, I miss the way he would sometimes defecate in unsuspecting audience members' tomato soup as he flew over the stands~. If you're reading this, Brutus, you are dearly missed~. #Missing #SignalBoost #SpreadThisLikeWildfire
alr1ght that’s enough ch1tt1ng anyway 1 gotta surrender my palmhusk. bye b1tches and assholes al1ke
Does ★nyone even fw o★tme★l ★nymore? I swe★r o★tme★l used to be ★ bigger thing.
MUTTERING ONTO THE RECORD! sure, sure, auditerrorizers, *that's* what i needed to deal with this wipe, why the *fuck* not
Hmm I didn't sleep very much, maybe I didn't d⚣ en⚣ugh ⚣f my weap⚣n training t⚣ get ⚣ut my excess energy -3-
myy v||wwsphherees hurrt goodd duskk All!!
hhh....I am...not a good...berry friend.... (;´ . `; ❀) I just...wanted...them to...roleplay...pollinating....correctly... (;´ . `; ❀) But....took it....to far... (;´ n `; ❀) #vaguepost?
Fuckkkkk I run ★ business now. I forgot ★bout th★t pl★ce.
.....I miss her....(´ . ` ❀) My berry...friend.... (;´ . `; ❀)
Fllowers? Bees? Confusing. #suggestive? Perhaps?
〔•෴•〕 < My last hope for a smoking hot body is cremation! / *yuck, yuck!*
#subst★nce berry
no respect for the f1rst to do 1t
Re★lly? In the s★me building I'm using to store my s★l★d? #nsfw
F1dus World .1 lets goo -cha1rsnaps and breaks- Ah sh1
The superscientists are also banned from testing their ultraweapons on me for a week, too.
me say1ng 1 love puzzles 1s one th1ng, llevyn say1ng they love puzzles 1s… l1ke, are they be1ng held capt1ve LOL
I cannot help but feel as if some kind of divinity is trying to sabotage me right now~.
Sometimes I will think something g★y ★s hell ★nd it's like ★ jumpsc★re
wa1t what am 1 do1ng 1 can’t be sens1t1ve on ma1n
I very well might be the most ch★l★nt troll I know
My legs are in an ungodly amount of pain. I think I shall try a bath. It’s been a while. Maybe I should light a candle too.
I have a lot to say about the entire subgenre of "reincarnated into an otome game" type isekai anime. I do not think anyone would wish to read an absurdly long rant about a subgenre of a subgenre, hah. But know that I have Opinions. #lockanime
== i feel i should... put a disclaimer... on my account... == == unfortunately... i am not... troll konata... ==
do people fake caring about others? are they even your fr13nd if they dont care about you when something is clearly wrong?
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One feels a disturbance in the ETHER… Ʒ
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/FFxjzt83/image-2⧃26-⧃7-⧃7-⧃1⧃3⧃6162.png A S⧃MBER NIGHT AT THE CLUB T⧃NIGHT
Miplehoof is blocked 🐴🎀😢😢😢😢 What did maplehoof do 🐴🎀❓
If I ≈ere in his position and someone called in drones I'd simply punch a hole through then all.
As much as I love solving problems with violence, I fear this may create some new ones~.
u can wish 4 anything and the mc wished f/)r arguably the stupidest shit
Hello! My back ached so bad... I kind of fell asleep because I took some pain relievers. I'm here now, though! :^)
whimper. <:c
MOTHERFUCKER. JACKALDAD STOP RUNN1NG AWAY FROM ME
troubleshoot1ng hypothet1cal surgery steps by talk1ng at jackaldad about 1t and he’s always so confused but just glad to be there lol 1’d honestly be scared 1f he D1D understand th1s stuff better, l1ke, could you guys 1mag1ne? jackaldad do1ng surgery? scary
This w★s ★ mist★ke.
the FirewOrks are lOuder and mOre Frequent this sweep. hiding in my vulpes plush pile until it quiets dOwn.
wHEN THE VANGUARD PARTY COMES, YOU W1LL BE OFFERED A CHO1CE. nOT ALL OF YOUR 1LK W1LL RECE1VE SUCH MERCY, - n1TRAM-DONO
D:{ ay yo 1'm d1pp1n out 1 can't get caught up 1n th1s cull1ng b1zz... call me when y'all got th1s sh*t taken care of...
I tried sh00ting the ahabs cr0sshairs 0nce Br0ke 6 ribs #injury
So I h★ve ★ gun now.
Ptolmy Kanast, you are a man after my own pusher~. There are few things I enjoy more than a good story over food and drink~~~~~.
I'd have t⚣ get cust⚣m tail⚣red cl⚣thes f⚣r my wing, I'd feel bad using the c⚣mpany m⚣ney f⚣r s⚣mething expensive like that 0-0
I decided to take a crack at the troll version of artfight. I now have a better understanding of violence as a medium of artistic expression and what the doctor I consulted called 'holy lord, your rib is backwards, I have to call my University professor and ask him what to do about this.' The most embarrassing part of the whole experience was the fact that they took one look at me in all of my sickly frail glory and threw in who I assume was the benchwarmer to do me in given the fact he kept apologizing.
S⚣ that was p⚣ssibly the w⚣rst way that c⚣uld have g⚣ne. Literally what were the ⚣dds that my inc⚣rrect input ⚣f ⚣NE number fr⚣m my c⚣⚣rdinates w⚣uld immediately bring me int⚣ a situati⚣n where I'd be hunted f⚣r sp⚣rt??? I am c⚣vered in s⚣ much bl⚣⚣d. #vi⚣lence #bl⚣⚣d
I guess y⚣u're right there :/ it's still such a weird c⚣ncept t⚣ see c⚣ming fr⚣m a culture ⚣f ⚣nly men, but it makes sense when y⚣u put it like that
Why would somebody do this?
My friends ★re fighting ★nd they didn't invite me?
i am still and forevermore, waiting.
I sh⚣uld be a better friend, im g⚣nna try s⚣mething t⚣mm⚣rr⚣w -3-
Gashapons tru/y are evi/ and wicked... Addictive machines, they are.
1’m an old Duel Lus1 truther btw. any of that new fangled bullsh1t 1 don’t wanna hear 1t
I fellt a Haiku sllip right through my prongs. I had most of the components but it woulld not come together. A shame. My student deserves some remembrance...
I really like the all the "rebelli⚣us" fashi⚣n styles! G⚣th, em⚣, grunge, l⚣lita, etc. I d⚣n't think I c⚣uld pull any ⚣f them ⚣ff but I d⚣ admire them -3-
Sometimes I wonder if people truly like me, or if they're just nice to me out of obligation. They can say all they want, but being forgotten and excluded speaks louder than that.
i DON'T KNOW,
ooofc u dont
i actually never learnmed 2 paly as a kid id alwasy watch da big kids but i was always like wtf asre they even doin theyrte just droppin marbles random places n gaslighting us lil kids 😭
girl ive never evern playes a regular-ass game wym
Things were e★sier when I didn't c★re.
god i feel useless. there has to be something I can do
Perh★ps, idk might not be feeling ch★r★cters tbh
I w★nt to dr★w something but I don't h★ve ★ny ide★s. Tch.....
I have returned to work 😔 which is why I'm quiet. I applied for full-time thooooough 😝
JAKPOT CASINO VIRTUAL GAMBLING PLATFORM I don't have money at all! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
I WILL CUT THEM DOWN! BURN THEM TO ★SHES!!!!!
Agreed, my friend~! I do not wish to look a gifthoofbeast in the nook, but the menu here is quite repetitive~.
My appetite for the legendary Cheesed Burger grows ever more rave~nous~~~! ~.~.~. I grow tired of dry cluckbeast, tomato soup, and garlic bread, if I may be honest~.
My nub is aching again but I am being so strong and stoic as only a true warrior would~. #Honor #Dignity #WarriorsSpirit #MyNub
I hold you in great esteem as well, Ptolmy Kanast: Champion Duelist~!
:Shrug: the l★ke just is, no need to e⚔ploit it for ★ur★.
Well ★ctu★lly, so f★r ★s I know there ★ren't ★ny de★d bodies in the l★ke. Could be wrong though, the thing is m★ssive.
V⚣te is b⚣th!! Making tw⚣ separate p⚣sts and being #em⚣ti⚣nallyvulnerable Yearning first. I've felt s⚣ excluded gr⚣wing up, I grew t⚣ watch ⚣thers because I c⚣uldn't stand being pitied ⚣r ⚣utcast because ⚣f my wing. Seeing pe⚣ple with their lusus and their families makes me happy but, I wish I had that. I didn't kn⚣w my fathers and I was left t⚣ be raised by s⚣ciety instead ⚣f a l⚣ving family. I wanted s⚣ badly t⚣ fill that h⚣le via finding a harras, and I was taken advantage ⚣f in my desperati⚣n. S⚣ I watch fr⚣m the sidelines scared t⚣ get t⚣⚣ cl⚣se yet yearning t⚣ be cl⚣ser.
I... I think I'm prepared t⚣ d⚣ it if I have t⚣, I feel like I get this strange feeling that that's an inevitibility that's g⚣ing t⚣ ⚣ccur. It's just a matter ⚣f when
꧁hhhnot now꧂
DAMNNIT WHY DO I HAVE TO CARE ABOUT PEOP/E I BARE/Y FUCKING KNOW >8{
Untitled im★ge. #violence I guess.
I THINK THE BOSS WOULD NOT AGREE
@okayTroogle Okay Troogle, why diidn't you autorenew my trademark on "Get Bent" before iit expiired?
D★ddy lost ★nd h★tes her te★mm★tes so now she's very ★ngry.
Got hit by the ★tt★ck th★t m★kes you ★n orb
girl
I ★ssure you I ★m t★lking to the only wom★n I'm interested in rom★ntic★lly right now, ★nd it is going well.
Ptolmy s★id I need to get better ★t t★lking to women ★nd didn't believe me when I s★id I w★s fine ★t it. I will only be ★ little upset ★bout this.
Ptolmy I think I c★n t★lk to women just fine. I think.
★s good ★ spot ★s ★ny.
Guys c★n I be honest? I'm pretty sure "The S★v★nt" is me ★nd I ★lre★dy blocked it. I just don't re★lly h★ve the b★ndwidth to de★l with th★t.
I me★n I h★ve but this w★s ★bout my crush Ptolmy.
THINK CHITTR THINK! IT DOESN'T ★DD UP
Ƹ 🌂 > A PERVERT. A PERVERT HAPPENED, SYLINK. MOCKED MY VISAGE FOR ALL TO SEE. Ʒ
I d⚣ miss the public baths back h⚣me, it's a l⚣t m⚣re spaci⚣us than the sh⚣wers they have here. Plus ⚣ther satyrs w⚣uld ⚣ffer t⚣ help clean the hard t⚣ reach sp⚣ts ⚣n my wing -3-
I'd been agonizing over my second strife specibus. Kinda got forced into picking spearkind today.
II am so NOT happy wiith Furiious Squawkbeasts 2!! They made the game hard so they coulld yank all of your Caegars. =>:[
I'm n(o)T Th3h3 (o)n3 Wh(o) puT "C(o)mplIcaT3D" T(o) clarIfy. BUT S(o)m3(o)n3 3lS3 DID IT ab(o)uT m3.
yes, right around when she THREW A FUCKING METEOR AT ME
BATTER UP < FANS LOVE WHEN I ATOMIZE PEOPLE ON THE FIELD. I CAN'T IMAGINE THE SPORT BEING PLAYED ANY OTHER WAY. AND IF WE ALLOW THEM TO PUSH ME OUT, AS THEY ARE TRYING TO DO, THEN SLAUGHTER SPHERE MIGHT JUST GO #WOKE > HOMERUN
⚣h shit!! I f⚣rg⚣t I can g⚣ t⚣ ⚣ne ⚣f these n⚣w, be there s⚣⚣n 030
|m old |ddkk |f |m “ply cch|tr b|ngo” old
=oXO there was but it,s done now i think¡ =oXO
Thinking of getting re★lly into chiv★lry. Could be the move.
(An image of a moose. Except it's far too large and white to be a moose. That's definitely an antlerbeast lusus.) This fucker sat in front of my door for three hours today and I could not get outside.
it okae thank you
=oXO waow''' maybe that,s the amazing reason that it,s blue''' =oXO
mama criyng
:(
Yes? Such as in bar form. Or in individuall pieces.
I always get c⚣nfused at first when I see pe⚣ple talking ab⚣ut mpreg because that's just n⚣rmal pregnancy f⚣r satyrs?? We're all male. But the humans d⚣n't w⚣rk like that fr⚣m my understanding -3- Wait. why are the tr⚣lls talking ab⚣ut that... #suggestive???
=oXO i have friends who are fujoshi so that,s cool¡¡ =oXO
Uh... I guess it's a common name, maybe? I haven't seen anyone else with it, but there was that someone with my usual screen name? Idk what to say about my deal. I was just fucking around on my phone and stumbled across this site, and I figured it might be fun to try a social media for once?
i had to keep that one land hand, it had sol ring
c< i dO NOt iM sOrry >c
☼ I sense a bad feeling taking hold of me. Like an old evil coming back to rear its devious mind over ponykind. Or, perhaps, I had too many loaves of bread last night. It may be a toss-up sometimes, I'll admit. ☼
🔍 _-_-_- I can't even put my face in my hands because I'll just be h⌕lding my head. _-_-_-
the proverbial wakinng world is minne to wannder onnce againn. good mornninng everyonne. i love youu annd hope youure well.
=oXO well, three hours is better than none¡ i,m still exhausted but''' it,s fine' it could certainly be worse¡ =oXO
Ƹ 🌂 > When the Dark One was a wriggler, she used to have a MEAN BOB... that is, until the RELENTLESS MOCKERY deterred them from getting such a hairstyle.. Ʒ
★nd yet here I ★m Ptolmy. The pusher is ★ h★rd thing to logiv★lly convince.
Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika? Pika Pika pika pika pika pika pika? Pika pika pika pika Pika pika.
☼ Ah, it seems business at the castle has kept me from attending the Dating Game. My most sincere apologies. My ponies, as usual, must come first! ☼
Probably one of my least favorite fits. #nsfw ish https://i.ibb.co/Fk83NZ3K/Untitled189-1.png
It is v★in ★nd will no doubt ch★nge but I c★nnot get p★st the forehe★d
What the heck is a cow? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Once ★g★in I ★m ch★t b★nned in troll de★dlock.
heeeeelllpppppp
fightng :(
wISH YOU COULD'VE SEEN ME L1KE THIS, pOPS,,,,,,,, HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/A5ECBD384749D30F2A66C6A73EE6D6ED.PNG ((neungson @ Tumblr))
// unironically think i mightve come down with something irl
NOP3 D1DN'T WORK.
b|g csA|no ssAys .... "HAve you ever cons|dered do|ng some gAmbl|ng? |ts fun for All Ages." |m nto supr good @ |t :( |ve lsot embrArAAs|ngn Amonts of cAegArrs gAmbl|n :( |tfs fun! dont gt me rong but l|ke | jst cAnt bet |t Alllll on bAlck here https://forms.gle/y9wvmKgYMmHEeNpd9
Fruit ninj★ l★gs my p★lmhusk whenever it throws ★ fruit. Concerning.
== some people... just can't handle... a girl with confidence... i guess... ==
BORD
It sucks th★t I've lost ment★l tr★ining. I me★n it's worth it but it still sucks.
Chittr how would you go ★bout entering ★ memory? This is import★nt to me right now.
Just w★tched ★ hum★n try to lecture ★ w★rm blood on "reverse hemoism". Oh chittr you truly know how to m★ke situ★tions. #d★shw★tching
<action; statement input; statement: i |itera||y cannot |ie without being corrected by the coding in my pan & then forced to te|| the truth #vio|ence />
um, from my personal notes, i think sylink proteah can help you with that!
<action; statement input; statement: un|ess you can break the |aws of physics, no, you won't. />
Oh K★min★ we're re★lly in it now.
Th★t's wh★t I'm s★ying!!!!!
Recent developments in the RBY Ubers Metagame have resulted in me resigning from my Pokemon Showdown Discord Server Moderation Staff Position.
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TRY THE FUCK ★G★IN L★NE P★RTNER DISCONNECTED FOR THE FIRST LIKE TEN MINUTES OF THE G★ME ★ND I'M STILL HER!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8e★e527bfd4.png
naut w capitalism and tbh i dont reely want a repeat #violence
ok ill confess ive never played troll monopoly yall idk what da fuck u talkin boat every time sonemone brings it up
still going for among us BWLWRG
Urn w★s import★nt before but now it's just every five minutes you h★ve to go do ★ de★th b★ll in mid! We ★lre★dy H★D midboss why did we need ★ second objective there? Plus it me★ns th★t ★ctu★lly getting comeb★ck urns is so much more difficult. I need this reverted ★S★P.
C★n I compl★in ★bout the urn ch★nges in troll de★dlock? I re★lly w★nt to t★lk ★bout the urn ch★nges in troll de★dlock.
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i d0 n0t fucking care
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i DONT THINK, i LIKE HOSPITALS ACTUALLY,
..Yes this does sound like good fun but i dont think im gonna do that! Thank you though.
Hello chittr! Miserable day ive had and its barely even begun. I woke up far earlier than usual and im feeling plumb tuckered out already despite what shouldve in theory been enough sleep to keep me fueled through the day. I cant exactly find the time to go for a nap either so im sorta dragging through all my tasks and good gravy its a real crappy endeavor considering im hardly done with anything i have to do today! Cant barely keep my eyes open writing this. Any suggestions on how to power through such bedeviling exhaustion would be great. Hope everyone elses having a better morning than i am!
[🐻🐦]Gyu-huck I fucking hate Microsoft
s0me assh0les are pailing in the bathr00m send help #nsfw #sevenelevenp0sting
d0n't enc0urage pe0ple t0 d0 this i d0n't want t0 deal with m0re shit like this
whAt |s goon #nsfw ?
I've been thinking. I'm never going to get ★ true w★rrior's de★th ★m I?