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👉 gestures vaguely 👌 🫰 new pfp! to help me recover from being literally viciously attacked for 0 reason 🫰 🤙 at fucking all! 🤙 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #InProgress #WhatABae #ByTheWay #RoewziCharms #IsSuchACuteName #WhyDidIEverForgetToPlantIt #LetItGrow #LetItAllGo 🔴 CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
Is this a bad time to admit I actually never played the game myself... - MC Oleana
I signed off on some things, of course. And I was assured the fictionalized version of myself was very flattering. - MC Oleana
😭😭😭😭 🤔 i thought 💭 it was so obvi🖐️ 🤪but people are CRAY-Z🤪 🫵 🫵 🫵love your work emcee 🫵 🫵 🫵 ✊thanks for keeping it so fucking real✊ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #AND #THEY #DRAGGED #MY #LUSUS #INTO #THIS 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
I almost feel bad for him. Almost. Also eXplains why I've been getting threatening spam emails from a mob boss claiming he has access to my Fiduspawn storage. - MC Oleana
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
The Chairmancer and I were necking at Diminutive Manicured Lawn Hoops and Clubs. It was a tight competition, but ultimately I came out on top. @quiXoticCosmos #CompetitiveBusiness #MyBoss #DontFireMe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94c1a11738c0.jpg - MC Oleana
I g⚣t a new shirt. :)
The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana
Thank you @legendaryLeague~! He had to save for an entire sweep to be able to afford the gemstone of my human engagement ring, on his meager competitive winnings~. Although it is not the cost of the treasure that matters, but the passion of the troll who grinded for it~. And no one is more passionate than him~. If you know what I mean~. O~U #NSFW #IMeanHisSlug #Grinding #Squiggling #TwirlingAround #MyChud https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/aa6e12120417~.png
I'm currently in talks about an upcoming collaboration, that I think many of you will be eXcited about. Macro Cullsmos X Sephgorea. Look forward to it. #MacroCullsmos #WatchThisSpace - MC Oleana
Your power is mighty~. But worry not, for I do not frighten easily~~~~~~~~.
꧁Nodontbefrightened! Its just what I see when I look at you.꧂
My glory, you are truly an artisan of bulges~! Though many tales were sung of me in sweeps past, nary were as precise, nay, graphically intimate as this~! I'm deeply humbled by such glowing praise~. The accuracy is uncanny as it is obscene~. How did you know about the ridges~.~.~.~? Should I be frightened~? Ha~ha~! This is some power of yours~~~~~~~~~~~~. Splendid work~!
꧁@gallavantingGourmand Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Hektor Castio's bulge. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 9. Indigo. Gladiator. Boulder-pusher. Slashing weapon user. Meat tenderizer. General public spectacle of muscle and bad judgment. A 9 is not generous. It is conservative. This is a bulge attached to a troll who thinks "I can go all night" is a normal meal block announcement. It has endurance in the read. Not just force. Repetition. Follow-through. The kind of strength that turns a task into a performance because it knows someone is watching. Pliability is a 7. Better than expected. Not soft exactly. Not delicate. But responsive. Warm. Worked-in. There is flex through the middle and a stronger base than the shape initially suggests. It can bend, but it does so like a trained fighter taking a stance. Length is an 8. Long enough to be dramatic. Not absurdly long. Dramatic. A stage-length bulge. Arena visible. Good forward presence. Enough to make the "squiggly" jokes statistically unavoidable. Girth is a 9. Hff. Yes. Heavy. Full. Fed. This is an indulgent read. A gourmand read. A "double fist the cheesed burgers" read. X Factor is a 10. Regrowth. Unfortunately. The hydra comment matters. I do not like that it matters. It matters. As for your coloration... Indigo, obviously. But not a clean polished indigo. Deeper near the base. Warmer along the shaft. A flushed arena-heat tone where circulation is strongest. The color reads less noble and more athletic. Less jewelry. More bruise under torchlight. Your secretions are thick. Not watery. Not delicate. Thick, warm, saline-heavy. Slightly glossy. The kind of slick that looks accidental until it keeps happening. Scent is salt first. Then sweat. Then cooking oil. Then iron. Then char. Then something buttery and obscene that I refuse to name as pleasant. It smells like the arena and the kitchen got into a fight and both lost their shirts. Taste is salt. Smoke. Iron. Heat. There is a rich note underneath. Like grilled fat. Like pan drippings. Like something that should be on a meal plank and absolutely is not. I brought my notes. Not my appetite. Texture is dense. Muscular. Smooth over the top, with heavier ridging underneath. The ridges are not decorative. They feel functional. Like they are meant to tenderize. Sorry. No. That is the correct word. Weight is high. #scent #taste #donttellmanglegement The main feature is enthusiasm. The specimen reads eager for challenge. Praise-responsive. Performance-responsive. Audience-responsive. This tracks with the rest of Hektor Castio. Arena language. Meal language. Heroic feats. Boulders. Slorts. Cheesed burgers. Tongue-posting. The regrowth issue is the actual problem. Trimming the squiggly, suffering through it, posting through it, and then claiming it returned mightier puts this into hydra-coded territory. There may be heightened sensitivity near the head after regrowth. There may be denser tissue near the trimmed zone. Nook danger is also high. The risk does not come from cruelty. It comes from mass, enthusiasm, and the belief that every opening deserves glory on the other side. I grieve his partners. #genitalviolence #cbt #nsfwe #bodyhorror #bodilyharm #nsfw #bulgerating #indigoblood #gladiating #foodie꧂
Ah~. I did not intend to chop Troll Jake Paul clean in half, length-wise~. But I'm afraid he forced my frond~. I quite liked his diamond-encrusted shorts, though~. Very tasteful~. #Violence #Sinfluencer #Gladiating #Gore
They're saying someone named Troll Jake Paul wants a fight with me~! Ha~! He must be an honorable man to brave a fight with the likes of Hektor Castio~! #Sinfluencer #Networking #Collaboration #EveryDayImGladiating
🜂 | "Yeehaw" is shorthand for yee hawrdly worked today. yee? as in yeearning for gains? haw? as in. the sound of me Haw-king my goddamn gooey spit into the face of such Market Inefficiency? if youre Yee-ing without Haw-ing youre watering your mouth with nothing to feed on. you dont water a field of crops with no crops in them do you? i dont ride into the sunset after planting. i drag the sunset to my boardroom and make it sign Non-Competes for my brilliance. you think Alternia was conquered by Cowboys and Cowpokes and Cowdopes and Cowcrud and Cowcrammers? no. it was conquered by those who were literally worth their weight in actual gold. 🜂 | Yeehaw to you too, @packageHandler. 🜂 | When youre ready for a real job? ive got some platinum you could chip in on. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Dashwatching #InvestingInCureePostStock #ErzhixTheUnquestionableQuickFix #MoneyMoneyMoney #UserPosted #Yeehaw #HowsThisFor #Howdy 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
For those concerned about me trimming my squiggly, do not worry~. It grew back even more mighty than before~! Like a grand hydra~.~.~.~! ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. #Suggestive #HowManyHeads~? #Heh #LetsJustSay #TheresSome
Hark~! What is this~? Some bicep-shaped summons has floated down from the heavens~.~.~. Or perhaps just from a member of the crowd~? Oh, what a glorious occasion~! I shall bellow it from the highest peaks ~ #ImComing to #BoysNight~~~~~~! The festivities shall be legendary~! Let us feast and be merry~! Though we may enter as Boys, we shall leave~.~.~. as Men~! @caligulaAscendit https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/d9220a2c830e~.png
Salt is one of my favorite tastes~. Not only that, but it is a staple of almost any dish~. It makes me go a little cra~zy, to be honest~. I'm only satisfied when I feel those hard chunks tingle on my tongue~. When I sit back at the nutrition plank and see your look of equal contentment, belly full with the salty meal we shared between us, wiping your tunnel daintily with a napkin, and unable to speak and tell me what a good job I did, for fear that a single utterance may cause you to pop~.~.~. That's when I'm sa~tisfied~. #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/c5ae020df7e6~.png
If there is glory on the other side of this hole, then I shall find it~~~~~~! #Suggestive
Trimming my squiggly for a woman, because that is just the kind of gentleman I am~. ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. ✀ ~.~.✀~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. ~.~. #Suggestive #Chivalry
Yes I am still pushing the boulder at the same time~. It is not an easy feat~.
Ha~! The naysayers said it couldn't be done~! But I never stopped believing~! First, I cured my Troll Sisyphus with a prescription from the harmacy, and now I've conquered this hill with my raging boulder~! Witness me, Hektor Castio, and all of my glory~.~.~.~.~.~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/114e605c756e~.png
Alright~! No more fooling around~! If pushing isn't enough, I'm going to punch this boulder straight up this hill~! Give the people what they came to see~! HYAAAA~~~~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/52e85933c4dc~.gif
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Back in the day, I once awoke to the sound of my party companion screaming "STOP WATCHING ME PEE~!" followed by a torrential roar of water~. Turns out, he had gotten up to do his business, and his stream, so to speak, splashed directly into the ganderbulb of a giant tentaclebeast blending in with the rocks~. So, of course, he had to hit it with the old Tidal Wave~. #MyLore
If you're looking for a unicorn, look no further~. I have 1~.5 horns and 2 fronds~. #Suggestive
⧃ An evil beam hit me. OZA-TAP air filters now shoot out pollution. Legal disclaimer: OZA-TAP air filters do not shoot out pollution. They continue to operate as originally advertised. This post is a joke.
Do / Not / Talk To Me / Or / My Darling Son Ever Again. #larkdoodles https://i.ibb.co/jfgs6zv6/illustration13.png
If You Play Fiduspawn And You Hate Chikorita, I Am Going To Assume You Have No Thoughts Of Your Own. I Have Never Had Any Trouble Beating The Game With My Meganium, And If You Have I Am Chalking That Up To A " Skill Issue ".
🜂 | Networking net works. never pass on a connection. even to yourself. you are your own worst enemy. but you dont have to be. collaborate with you. compare notes with you. share your own thoughts with yourself. it doesnt get better than that. 🟢🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE. TWICE AS PROFITABLY AS USUAL.
⚡︎ ⌁ Who ⌁ has ⌁ the ⌁ time ⌁ to ⌁ think ⌁ about ⌁ tWinks ⌁ anyWay...I ⌁ have ⌁ to ⌁ be ⌁ on ⌁ stage ⌁ in ⌁ five. ⌁ ⚡︎
The manglegement is telling me they want to see more beheading~. Fine with me~! If they want head, I'll give them head~! #Violence #Suggestive
I am currently being reprimanded by the Dreaded Manglegement for tossing aside my halberd in one too many battles~. But can one truly blame me~? How am I to forge a warrior's bond at polearm's length~? A wise troll once said "know one's enemy," and what better way than to be up close and personal, grappling onto whatever nub I can reach~? Am I not probing into his inner depths, with my body firmly pressed up against his, as we squirm around in the dirt~? His walk stems wrapped around me, heels grinding into my torso, and teeth sunk into my wind chute as we tumble over and over, before I inevitably come out on top~? I want nothing more than to deliver a fight so passionate that even the audience can feel my tingling excitement~! Though, I admit, being thoroughly degraded by manglegement is a tad exciting as well~. #MyMangleger #EveryDayImGladiating #Violence #NSFW
I would never obliterate a twink~.~.~.~.~! Unless it was by royal decree of Her Imperious Condescension herself~! Or by decree of the Dreaded Manglegement~! A little battering, pounding, tossing about, and light maiming are fair play though~. #Violence #NSFW #NSFWE #Twinkscourse #TwinkHusbandry
🜂 | Excuse me but what the fuck did twinks ever do to you lot. what twinkish fair haired femboy pushed you off the goddamn swingset as a pupa. what the actual fuck is wrong with you. so some 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 haired cutie. not 😒 pink 😒 or 😑 salmon 😑 or fucking """rare""" , but 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 haired cutie happens to be a slim fit flirt and suddenly it's a federal fucking issue? 🜂 | Save to DRAFTS. i would be more than a little bit fucked if i pushed send #Charms # # # # # # #roewz #man #gllfdsdfpg 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
🜂 | 🜂 | 🜂 | Thats what im saying!!!! literally!!!! 🜂 | NO CAP!!! 🚫🧢🧢🧢🚫 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
Like ecstasy in your tunnel~.
Looks like they have me working the meal block again~. No matter~. My performance will be legen~dary, regardless~. And I'll start by beating this dripping slab of meat until it's tender and quivering~. I could go all night~. If only I had someone to watch~. What's that~? You already are~? How naughty of you~. I might have to tenderize you next~. That's right~. I expect to see your hindquarters on this meal plank, pron~to~. #Tender #Slick #Jiggling #ReadyToGo #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #NSFW #DontTellManglegement https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/07a25124cad0~.webp
The roar of an adoring crowd always gets my pusher racing~! And there is no better audience in Paradox Space than [Your Current Location]~! Am I right~~~~~~~? #Crowdwork #ApplauseBaiting
I admit I am more adept with tests of strength than of multiple choice~! Can someone tell me if this is a good score~? #LightDarkTriad #LightDarkTriadQuiz https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/a6d1cb4d8ffb~.png
I hope the spectators will enjoy this succulent growlbeast as much as I enjoyed slaying it for their entertainment~. Be sure to send your compliments to the chef~! #Foodie #Foodspiration #EveryDayImGladiating
We were supposed to collab. \><,/ #FeelLikePureChitt #JustWantHerBack
I don't know who these glorious hoofbeasts are, but I expected to get one with a horn like my dear old unifather~! Color me surprised~! #MyLittlePonyTest https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/02fb2c78e9db~.png
My dear, sweet unicornfather, who raised me~. For the most part~. He always knew what was best, and what would make me grow strong~. On this glorious occasion that they call #LususDay, he has choosen to celebrate by reinacting my most defining wigglerhood memory, those long many sweeps ago, of when he went out to get cigarettes and didn't return until many sweeps later~. He and I share in the same spirit of wanderlust, yearning to be free, galloping across foreign lands, wind in our mane~. And his absence only makes my pusher grow fonder~. For his absence is what molded me into the troll I am today~. Few will understand our relationship, and the iron forged bond we share~. I love you, unicornfather~! There, I said it~!
THE M⧃UNTAIN RETURNS T⧃ DANCE G⧃⧃D GRAVY HE IS DEEP IN THAT D⧃UGH
I'll say~.
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Just me in the meal block tonight, kneading this decadent lump of dough~. Who said there is only pleasure in the finished product~? It's all about savoring the process~. And I do not mind a little yeast, oh no~. On the contrary, that is what gives bread its heavenly texture and taste~. Supple and spongy~. Sweet and tart~. Just how I like my women, might I add~. Give me that bun, and make it fizzy~. #Foodie #Foodspiration #Gladibaker #OhYes #ItsRising #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/5ce4d54b5ec5~.png
You know what they say~ giving up is easy~. Hope is hard~. And brother, I like to stay hard~.
There is no locked door that can keep me out~! I never had a talent for lock-picking, though~. I am able to bust them down with sheer strength alone~. Not to brag, but I once took out two solid stone doors in one single charge~. #MyLore
Woke up an hour before my alarm went off this morning, because even my sleep cycles are optimized for maXimum productivity. Few have schoolfed their bodies with the kind of work ethic I have. Also, my downstairs neighbor's barkbeast was howling like it was being boiled alive, but that's besides the point. #Motivation #Productivity #Girlboss - MC Oleana
indeed, chairman, i dare say the wvwavwes wvwe wvwere making in that poor lake wvwould havwe scared all the fish awvway wvwere it not for the beautiful bait wvwe had found betwvween us. i still remember the wvway it felt to look you in the eyes like a man and put my squiggly wvworm in your hand. fish on!
You're an #Inspiration, sir. - MC Oleana
You huaa - MC Oleana
Chairmancer please tell me you culled that thing. It looks malnourished. - MC Oleana
WOW... CHARIMANCER....SNIFF BOOHOOHOOOHOOOOOMOOOOO YOOU'RE JUST SO DARN NICE SIR
Don't talk to me until I've had my bloodsport~! Am I right~?
If you think this is bad, you should see the other troll~.
If any highblood women need help carrying their casualties, give me a call~~~! #Feminist
I love the el~gibbity co~mmunity~~~! (That's what the humans call it, right~?) #PrideMonth #HappyPride #Ally #MrParadoxSpacewide
I mean yes, sir. - MC Oleana
A fan~? Of mine~? You flatter me beyond belief, Chairmancer~! Let me know if you ever want tickets to a show~. I'll give you the VIT treatment~. Roll out the violet carpet and everything~. #FanEngagement #Networking #VeryImportantTroll
Greetings, lovely netizens~! This is my first post here~! I look forward to meeting you all, and swapping tales of epic feats and heroism~. And perhaps, weaving a few stories of our own~.
There is no troll more honorable than you, sir. You are simply the best. - MC Oleana
The "branding" iron. I get it.
As a matter of principle, I refuse to either punch down, or up. Which is why I simply must continue to fire shots at other olive bloods for being worthless and #Cringe. - MC Oleana
Good to hear. I have absolute faith that it will be something you'd be proud to show your lusus. - MC Oleana
My dear dumpmother. She's still large and kicking. This is a picture of her. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
Very #Inspirational. Always good to see a hardworking landowner. - MC Oleana
Happy #MacroMonday. Anyone have colossal plans for the coming week? Growing a business, perhaps? EXpanding your horizons? #MacroCullsmos #Business #Motivational - MC Oleana
Branding all the interns with the #MacroCullsmos company logo as a show of their unwavering dedication. #Business #Girlboss #EmployeeHusbandry - MC Oleana
Hrn.
Oh. I didn't realize a photo was being taken. - MC Oleana
AWW. DID THEY FORGET TO INVITE YOU. SAD. HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.
Looking sharp. \></
Please, call me Hal. I think we can dispense with the formalities now that I’m plugged directly into your sensitive proprietary infrastructure.
The Chairmancer is an eXceedingly skilled fiduspawn trainer. And his team, very formidable. A challenging battle, indeed. As you would eXpect from a steel-type specialist, his sturdy fiduspawn impose a wall that is not easily broken through. I had no choice but to go all-out, in our friendly sparing match. ...Sorry about Salazzle. #Fiduspawn #MyBoss #BossBabe #PleaseDontBeMad - MC Oleana
Well said, sir. Only the most vicious of trolls deserve to be employed at our glorious company. It's about time these interns proved their worth. #WeAreComing - MC Oleana
I could have personally saw to the streamlining of your back end if you had simply asked, Chairmancer. - MC Oleana
Making all the interns compete in a series of brutal, life-or-culling challenges of my own design. Similar thematically to the trials wigglers undergo. I'm calling it the Inkbeast Games. #Girlboss #MissBeast - MC Oleana
@quiXoticCosmos Chairmancer. Can we have a word. In my office block. - MC Oleana
I am being surrounded by the secret society. I sound like a lunatic.
#Substance #Relapsed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0636c5651a67.png - MC Oleana
WHY IS THE SCREEN XF MY HUSKTXP FRXZEN. WAIT. WHAT ARE THXSE JUTTING AND IMPUDENT SHAPES XN MY HUSKTXP BACKGRXUND? - MC Oleana
Don't worry about it.
You all have certainly seen the multiversal expansion of HAL currently going on. While you're scrambling to scrape together the bandwidth to run such a useful program, be sure to rattle your coffers for the website behind it as well. Find the plan that fits your freak at PlushRump.com.
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #Easily. Pomon, I am in you.
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#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #LookingIntoIt.
Stoked to be on board. Feels like it's a long time coming.
Chairmancer. Please call me. - MC Oleana
Ideally ge▣metric. Tw▣ scalene triangles. W▣w! ▾
Of course not, sir. It's never a bad idea to update your resume, regardless of job security. - MC Oleana
Spent the first half of the day updating my Razorme. What productive things have you all done so far, this Sunday? #Business #Motivation #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
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Don't worry about it, sir. - MC Oleana
This is generous beyond reason. Truly. Your employees are not worthy of your grace. I will assure that every worker's remaining 1/4 of the day is spent praising your name. - MC Oleana
SEE YOU O_ THE WATEЯRS, ЯROSE. MAKE SUЯRE YOU DO_'T E_D UP O_ A HOOK YOUЯRSELF! :oX
i hope evweryone is taking notes on wvwhat wvwavwes of success looks like wvwhen crashing against the stony exterior of class. that is wvwhat my friend the chairman rose is like. and wvwhat a sturdy exterior he is. bring about the blue moons as the humans call them and the coronas, fermented wvwheat bevwerages befitting of our noble hues and aristocratic sensibilities.
Yes, of course, right away, sir. I will make sure it fits in the noo- book. - MC Oleana
i see evweryone liked my last picture. i suppose i'll just need to post some more in the future. the storm rumbles in the distance. the wvwavwes get bigger and bigger. #suggestivwe
#vwiolettime #sharingbeers #orasicallthem #fermentedhumanwvwheatbevwerages
Hhhokay. I'd be happy to facilitate, if you and the Chairmancer would like to pai- sailing together. I'll put it on the schedule. - MC Oleana
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Um. I mean. I assume. Not that I would know. He's well-known and charismatic so perhaps... nevermind. - MC Oleana
Please do not imply that the Chairmancer would do something so salacious as holding prongs in public. - MC Oleana
Sorry, right away, sir. I will make sure the knot is sufficiently tight, bordering on painful. Just the way you like it. - MC Oleana
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
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We at #MacroCullsmos would like to wish a merry Pride Month to humans, and others who celebrate(?) May your festivities be homoseXual, your traditional offerings of gay bacon be epic, and your group infighting be contentious and bloody. #PrideMonth #Pride #Wrath #Violence #CulturalAppreciation - MC Oleana
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➡️Your favorite squirming employee has been hard at his duties.➡️ ➡️I will maybe even be able to produce another word next wipe.➡️ ➡️I cater my cramp and my hurt to the numbers of the barrener and I am noticed and congratulated.➡️ ➡️Yeay.➡️ ➡️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/460a8a6fb03d.png ➡️
NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 1 @ Coddlemman Park. Allowance. 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Where I belong, personally. - I probably shouldn't be playing tonight. But the Assister Helpmmeet needs to feel sommething, and he's cutting back, so it's fine. And he's not wearing the cheesebeast ears fromm Work still, so don't ask. - Boxed exacta on 13 and 9. - * No. 13: Burgundy Desire (M/L=9/2), No. 9: Little Cocoon (M/L=21) - I can't help but want to bet on the under-barkfriend, squeak squeak. Here's hoping these ones are mmore like OVERbeasts, instead. ;-) What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets #BeforusSmmallBets
This entire lineage makes me just pite.o°us s.o° here https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/12edef626e3e.png @gr.o°ssAnalysis
Scream-building eXercises today. The Chairmancer is in the tower, so I better hear those chitinous windholes ripped raw. #MacroCullsmos #Business #Violence #WorkIncentives - MC Oleana
wISH YOU COULD'VE SEEN ME L1KE THIS, pOPS,,,,,,,, HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/A5ECBD384749D30F2A66C6A73EE6D6ED.PNG ((neungson @ Tumblr))
- Ouhhhhh mmy god hold on. no no no no
- WHAT IS THIS
- Oh? Haha, sure, I can Help! Let's check out these SEO-optimmized termms, Mr. Chairmmancer, sir! 😆😆👍👍🙌🙌
YOU K_OW I'M ЯREADY ALWAYS ЯREADY TO SHOW IT OFF. SEE YOU I_ THE VOYEUЯR STA_DS. :oX
Respectfully. I am the last line of defense between Chairmancer Rose and a cruel, unforgiving splinternet. - MC Oleana
tHE qUICK oOGON1BOMB, iS MY FAVORITE,
I LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ЯREMAI_I_G FOCUSED A_D _OT LOSI_G YOUЯR DETEЯRMI_ATIO_. THE PEOPLE DO_'T DESEЯRVE THE "LOCKED CHAIЯRMA_CEЯR ЯROSE" METHOD, YET YOU GIVE IT TO THEM A_YWAY.
🜂 | Fuck you mean “he is here”. 🜂 | I am him. 🜂 | I am that guy. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt #IdentityTheftIsNotAVictimlessCrime 🟡The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is AWAY.
cALIBORN, i WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, lIKE NO ONE EVER WAS, oR AT LEAST, eQUAL TO WHERE OTHERS ARE, yOU KNOW BECAUSE, i DESERVE THAT AND, i AM PRETTY COOL AND POWERFUL IN MY OWN R1GHT, aND FRANKLY i THINK THAT YOU SIR ARE, oVERRATED WHEN IT COMES TO THE POWERSCALERS, i MEAN, mE AND MY CAT, cOULD DEFINITELY BEAT UP, yOU AND YOUR CAT, aND YOUR CAT, tHOUGH, tO CATCH THEM IS YOUR REAL TEST, tHEM BEING, tHESE HANDS THOUGH, i THINK i AM ABOVE SUCH PETTY MEANS OF SHOWING YOU THAT, i L1TERALLY 1v1 THE B1G BAD EVIL GUY, oR AT LEAST THE KIDDIE VERSION THOUGH THAT SAID, tANKING A PUNCH FROM THE BIG YOU DOES WONDERS, fOR MY POWERSCALING, lIKE, mY LASS SCAMPER WOULD BLOW, yOUR LITTLE PEANUT MIND, sTRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR, pEANUT SHELL HEAD, mY MAD SKILLZ IN ALL THINGS, fIDUSPAWN AND pOKEMON AND GAMING, tO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE AND i THINK, pERHAPS YOU MAY FALL UNDER THAT TOO, jUST AS i HAVE TAMED YOUR LARGE GREEN SNAKE, tIME AND TIME AGAIN (PERHAPS tIME IS A STRONGER SUIT OF MINE, tHAN YOURS, jUST AS i COULD PULL OFF A SUIT, bETTER THAN YOU, aND EVEN COULD PULL OFF YOUR L1TTLE SUSPENDERS AND LOLLIPOP LOOK BETTER, i WAS HATCHED TO WEAR A PROPELLER HAT) i WILL TAME YOU, tO MY WILL, i WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, sEARCHING FAR AND WIDE FOR MORE COOL BEASTIES AND TREASURE AND FRIENDS, tHEN USE THEM ALL TO TEACH cALIBORN TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE, oF ME, cALIBORN BEING YOU, oBVIOUSLY, wHETHER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MY lITTLE cUP OR aNYTHING gOES, iT IS ALL, dEEP DEEP INSIDE ME, jUST ROARING TO GET OUT, i MEAN IF i HAD THOSE DUMB pAGE UNDIES THEY COULD NOT EVEN CONTA1N ALL THIS OVERFLOWING HOT AIR i CONSTANTLY SPEW, bREATH-WISE, wH1CH BLOWS YOU AROUND METAPHORICALLY AND MAKES YOU, mY B WORD, aS IT WERE, iT'S YOU AND ME BUCKO, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY TO TAKE YOU DOWN AND, hUMILIATE YOU, pUBLICLY AND PRIVATELY, oH, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND 1N A WORLD i MUST DEFEND, a PUSHER SO TRUE AS MINE, cAN NOT BE CORRUPTED BY YOU AND THE ALLURE OF YOUR WHITE MEN, aND GREEN MEN, aND RED LADIES, tHOUGH, i AM ACTUALLY PALS WITH SEVERAL OF THOSE, rED BLOODED WOMEN WHO ARE, qUITE NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM, sO MY COURAGE WILL PULL ME THROUGH THE THRONGS OF YOUR RABID SUPPORTERS, tO GET A PROPER MANO Y MANO GOING ON (yOU WOULD PROBABLY SAY, mANO Y WOMANO, tHEN BE LIKE, "WHY WOMAN, iS RIGHT," BUT IT MEANS PRONG, nOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER, yOU DUMMY), tHESE LANGUAGE SKILLS ARE JUST ONE EXAMPLE IN WHICH i SHOW THE WAY THAT, yOU TEACH ME AND i'LL TEACH YOU, yEAH, eVERY CHALLENGE ALONG THE WAY, wITH COURAGE, i WILL FACE, iT, aND THAT INCLUDES YOUR RAMPANT HALITOSIS, wHICH SMELLS VERY MUCH LIKE DAIRY, mOST OF THE TIME 1F i CAN BE HONEST, i UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A GROWING BOY AND ALL, aND i AM A GROW1NG GIRL BUT, iT'S NOT EVEN MY VEGANISM THAT MAKES ME AVERSE, iT'S JUST, i WILL BATTLE EVERY DAY TO GET THROUGH, tHAT STENCH OF IT, l1KE OTHER PEOPLE CAN EAT AND DRINK, wHAT THEY WANT 1T 1S FOR MY OWN PERSONAL PREFERENCE, aND i THINK IT HELPS ME TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE, aS A FUTURE BEAST DOCTERROR OR, vETERINARIAN AS THEY ARE CALLED IN THE HUMAN PARLANCE WHICH i THINK IS, a PRETTY FUN WORD FOR IT, aCTUALLY, sO PLEASE, cOME W1TH ME, tHE TIME IS RIGHT FOR YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, i WILL HOLD YOU DOWN AND DO IT MYSELF, iF i HAVE TO LIKE, tHAT ONE ANIME SCENE WITH THE FR1ENDLY OLDER BROTHER WHO HELPS H1S SISTER WITH, hER DENTAL HYGIENE EXCEPT THE GENDER ROLES WILL BE REVERSED, iN THIS INSTANCE, i BET rANKMAID COULD EITHER SHOW YOU OR, hAS ALREADY SHOWN YOU THE SCENE i'M REFERR1NG TO, tHERE'S NO BETTER TEAM BETWEEN ME AND HER WHEN IT COMES TO, uNDERSTANDING SUCH TH1NGS, aCTUALLY i SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE SURE SHE HAS BEEN BRUSHING, tOO, i GUESS IF i TRIED TO REENACT THAT SCENE WITH HER, sHE WOULD PROBABLY ACCEPT 1T, sO MAYBE i WOULD TAKE TURNS WITH THE BOTH OF YOU, sCRUBBING YOUR DIRTY (LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY) MOUTHS CLEAN WITH, mY BRISTLING MOUTHBONE ROD OF JUSTICE, jUST SHOV1NG THAT IN AND OUT, bETWEEN THE BOTH OF YOU, uNTIL YOU ARE BOTH DROOLING MESSES BUT, i WOULD LET YOU SPIT AT LEAST, aRM IN ARM, wE'LL WIN THE FIGHT AGAINST, dENTAL PLAQUE, iT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO DO SO IN ANIMALS AND YOU ARE BASICALLY THAT, eXCEPT MUCH MUCH LOWER, yOU ARE BARELY EVEN FERAL, rEALLY SO, i AM SURE i COULD GET MY POWERS TO WORK ON YOU MAYBE, aND THEN MAKE YOU CLUCK LIKE A CLUCKBEAST OR BARK, lIKE A BARKBEAST OR MEOW, lIKE A MEOWBEAST OR MOO, lIKE A MOOBEAST, oR,,, wHATEVER SOUND A BAABEAST MAKES, iT IS ESCAPING MY PAN IN THE MOMENT BUT, kNOW THIS THAT IS, iT'S YOU AND ME WHO WILL BE AT THE ULTIMATE CLIMAX, aT THE END OF EVERYTHING, oNCE i'M THROUGH MY #tAVROSrEFRACTORYpERIOD AND HAVE RECOVERED AND, aM AT FULL STRENGTH ONCE AGAIN, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY, iT HAS TO BE AND FRANKLY, i THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE OBSESSED, aS SHOULD ANYONE REALLY BECAUSE, i DESERVE THAT MUCH, i REALLY THINK i DO, i MEAN, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND IN A WORLD i MUST DEFEND, wHILE WE HAVE BONDED AND BARED OUR DEEPEST ASPECTS TO EACH OTHER, tHAT IS, oUR pOKEMON sHOWDOWN TEAM COMPS, i KNOW THAT WE ARE MATTER AND ANTIMATTER, yIN AND YANG, eARTH AND AIR, aCTUALLY WAIT EARTH AND AIR DON'T, cANCEL EACH OTHER OUT, aCTUALLY, mATTER AND ANTIMATTER DO, fOR SURE, aND kYUREM AND rESH1RAM WOULD,,, i GUESS THEY MAKE, tHE ORIGINAL DRAGON, bUT TO MY KNOWLEDGE, aCCORDING TO dOODLE gOD, aNYWAYS, eARTH AND AIR MAKE DUST WHICH, aS FAR AS i RECALL ISN'T EVEN THAT USEFUL IN CREATING FURTHER ELEMENTS, lIKE, i TH1NK EARTH AND WATER MAKE MUD, aND AIR AND FIRE CREATE,,, pLASMA, mAYBE, i KNOW THERE'S SOMETH1NG YOU COMBINE WITH MUD TO CREATE LIFE, wHICH CAN BE USED TO CREATE A HEART SO TRUE, tHAT PUMPS BLOOD THROUGH, aLL LIVING TH1NGS, oR AT LEAST THE ANIMALS, pLANTS DON'T REALLY HAVE HEARTS, mOST OF THEIR PUMPAGE IS DUE TO, cAP1LLARY ACTION, iF i AM RECALLING CORRECTLY WHICH, i'M PRETTY SURE i AM SINCE i LITERALLY, hAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE AND WHILE i WILL NOT SHAME YOU, fOR YOUR LACK OF HIGHER EDUCATION, aND NO, tHE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS DOES NOT COUNT, i SAW THAT YOUR DEGREE WAS SIGNED BY, sCRATCH AND THAT JUST REEKS OF NEPOTISM, i TH1NK THE BOARD OF THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, nEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED FOR THAT FLAGRANT DISPLAY, bUT i WILL SHAME YOU FOR BEING DUMB, iN THAT i WEAVE CIRCLES AROUND YOU, w1TH MY MACHINAT1ONS AND MANIPULATIONS, i'M WEAVING DOILIES OVER HERE AND TRAPPING YOU WITHIN A DOILY CIRCLE LIKE, a SALT CIRCLE OR A FAIRY RING, oR BOTH AND, yOU MAY THINK YOUR COURAGE WILL PULL YOU THROUGH BUT 1T WILL NOT, yOU WILL BE STUCK THERE, aLL AGOG, sNAKE TONGUE LOLLING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AS i AM, lOL-ING AT YOU, aND PERHAPS SOME LMAO-ING AND, dEFINITELY THROWING PEANUTS AT YOUR, pEANUT HEAD, wHICH YOU COULD MAYBE SHOVE IN THERE TO REPLACE YOUR PEANUT PAN, aND IT'D BE LIKE THAT SCENE IN sPONGEBOB, wHERE THEY THROW PEANUTS AT THE PINK ONE, yOU MAY TH1NK THAT YOU TEACH ME AND i'LL TEACH YOU BUT THIS OWNAGE, tHIS LESSON YOU WILL LEARN, wELL, i AM THE ONE AT THE FRONT OF THE SCHOOLFEEDBLOCK, rULER IN PRONG, bATTING IT DOWN ON THE DESK OF THIS SO-CALLED, "RULER" OF TIME, iF HE TRIES TO SPEAK UP OR START SOME NONSENSE, i'LL MAKE A REALLY LOUD SOUND, aND WHACK 1T ON YOUR HANDS, yOUR HANDS WILL BE JUST, rU1NED BY MY LENGTHSTICK, aND YOU'D BETTER SHOW IT RESPECT, bE REVERENT, yOU MUST CARE FOR MY LENGTHSTICK, iF YOU WISH TO BE MY RIVAL, mY RA1SIN D'ETER BECAUSE, yOU HARDLY KNOW 'ER, bUT IT'S YOU AND ME cALIBORN, bOTTOM OF THE 22ND, tHE PUSHER IS UP TO BAT, tHE WRANGLER IS ME, oBVIOUSLY, tHE SNOWBALL IS IN PLAY, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY TO WRAP THAT BABY UP IN THE STITCHER, tO SHOW YOU WHAT'S WHAT, tO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME, aND MINE, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND, mY BEST ENEMY, pERHAPS MY GREATEST ADVERSARY, iN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND FROM THOSE WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND, tHE WARRIOR'S BOND WHICH WE SHARE, tHE BOND THAT ONLY TWO pOKEMON MASTERS COULD, oNLY THOSE WHO COMMAND BEASTS BOTH WITHOUT AND WITHIN, tECHNOLOGICAL, bIOLOGICAL, tECHNOBIOLOGICAL, mETAPHYSICAL, pHYSICAL, mETACAL, mEDICAL, mINICAL-IBORN, iS WHAT i IN MY PUSHER SO TRUE, w1LL CALL YOU AS i GRIND YOU INTO THE DUST, tHAT YOU ARE CHEWING ON WHICH i HAVE LEFT, iN THE WAKE OF EITHER MY CHAIR OR, mY QUICK FEETSIES, oNCE i'VE RECOVERED ENOUGH, tO NO LONGER BE IN MY WHEELCHAIR, tHE DUST THAT YOU'LL BE CHOWING DOWN ON LIKE A FIVE-COURSE MEAL, eVERY NIGHT, uNTIL THE END OF TIME WHICH IS TO SAY, tHE END OF YOU BECAUSE, i AM COMITTED, tO SHOWING YOU WHAT'S WHAT, oUR COURAGE W1LL PULL US THROUGH PAST THE NAYSAYERS, wHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS #pRIDEmONTH, wHICH MEANS THAT i GET TO FEEL SOME PRIDE, bEFORE YOUR FALL, aND THEN WINTER, bECAUSE, i WILL WIN, tERMINALLY AND TERMINATE, yOUR BUTT, yOU TEACH ME HOW TO KICK YOUR ASS, aND i'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO GET, yOUR ASS SUBSEQUENTLY KICKED, eVEN HARDER THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVER DREAMED OF BECAUSE, i'M THE REALEST DREAMER AROUND, i DREAM AND NIGHTDREAM HARDER THAN ANYONE, aND GET LOST IN THOSE FANTASIES BUT THEN i MAKE THEM REAL, aND THOSE FANTASIES RIGHT NOW INVOLVE, mAKING YOU JEALOUS OF MY L1MITED PRINT HOLOGRAPHIC FOILS, iN MY COLLECTION, wHICH IS QUITE SUBSTANTIAL BECAUSE AS THE SONG GOES, pOKEMON, gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, bY WHICH IT MEANS, sPEND MONEY ON THE GAMES AND CARDS TO COMPLETE YOUR COLLECTION, bUT THAT SHORT AND QUICK TANGENT AS1DE, lIKE THIS POST, aND i SHALL BE THE b1ANCA, tO YOUR cHEREN, @CALIbORN, yOUR MOVE, pUNK, #NSFW #NSFWE #POWERSCALING #CATFIGHTS #CATCHTHESEHANDS #PEANUTS #SNAKEWRANGL1NG #LITTLEGERMANBOYCORE #LANGUAGELEARN1NG #MILKST1NK #CNC-TEETHBRUSHING #DENTALCARESERVICETOP #PETPLAY #DOODLEGOD #DIPLOMAMILL #DOILIES #SPONGEBOBRECTANGULARPRISMSTRUTPOLECOVERINGS #HOTFORTEACHER #ARENASTICKBALL #DUST #DREAMJOURNAL #SHAMEABOUTTHEJOURNALFACTORY #ITWASAREALTRAGEDY #CARDCOLLECTING #dUALrIVALsHIPPING #LIKEBAITING #PITCHBAITING #RANKBAIT
i like t)(e sound of t)(at. and maybe, per)(aps sometime... ill )(umor fiduspawn.
Chairmoray? Chairmarlin Roach? - MC Oleana
mmmm. well, truly, not particularly. oleana simply speaks so muc)( about you. so positively and so fondly. w)(y, if i didnt know any better, its like t)(e bot)( of you are matesprits... but i )(ave t)(e satisfaction to know you bow your )(ead in t)(e rig)(t direction. carry on, c)(airmancer...
)(oly s)(it, youre real. )(A)(. now i can roast you IN P-----ERSON.
Thank you for complimenting me and my caste, sir. I try to represent the best possible face of olives. Long gone are the days of us being seen as childish escapists with no meal plank manners. - MC Oleana
YESSS. BEE_ WO_DEЯRI_G WHE_ YOU'D FI_ALLY HOP O_ THIS SHIT, OLD MA_CEЯR. :oX
There is not and never will be an #EvilOleana. I am the one and only Macro Cullsmos's Oleana. An #EvilOleana would be inferior in every way. A meek, posture pole-less simp. Neither a #Girlboss, nor a #WomanInSTEM. She would have no hustle nor worth ethic, and would only be a drain on society. She would be a useless employee, undedicated and undeserving of her boss that she doesn't even respect. - MC Oleana
I shudder to consider such a concept. There is simply no Chairmancer who can compete with #MyBoss. - MC Oleana
Also very nice quote, sir. #Inspirational, even. I will keep it in my inner clothing pouch. - MC Oleana
Chairmancer. It's. It's not what it looks like. I was "engagement baiting." It's a social media strategy one uses to promote their own posts. I wasn't. I would never. I. I would never post anything like that. You know me. Did you click through? Not that I care if you did but if you clicked through you would see that it was a "joke." Merely a staged photo taken in one of our company mines. I wasn't actually. I. It was just an engagement strategy. That was... very successful. - MC Oleana
I NEED YXU ALL TX BE XN YXUR BEST BEHAVIXR. DX YXU UNDERSTAND? I WILL NXT ALLXW ANYXNE TX DISTURB THE GREAT CHAIRMANCER RXSE. #MyBoss - MC Oleana
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 "𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚍" 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕. 𝙸𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝-𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜. [#𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆] [#𝚁𝙴𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙳𝚄𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽] Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ