Chairmancer Partisan Rosaceae
@quixoticCosmos
President ⬡f the business c⬡ngl⬡merate MACR⬡ CULLSM⬡S. Chairmancer ⬡f the P⬡mon Fiduspawn league. Arist⬡crat. Imperial Viceradicat⬡r ⬡f G⬡relar. DM my scheduelist f⬡r league related inquiry.
There are s⬡me that may be w⬡ndering just why a fan page (@charmeuseCaressing) f⬡r y⬡urs truly w⬡uld ad⬡pt the title ⬡f CHAIRMINISTRANGLER rather than CHAIRMANCER, despite the fact that these are tw⬡ very different c⬡rp⬡rate r⬡les that are anything but interchangible. It is really quite simple. In the ⬡fficially licensed Fiduspawn: Saber & Aegis vide⬡ game, my ficti⬡nalized likeness is referred t⬡ as such. He is als⬡ a g⬡ldbl⬡⬡d, which I am t⬡ld is intended t⬡ make him m⬡re "relatable" t⬡ the series' pred⬡minant dem⬡graphics ⬡n Alternia. S⬡ R⬡ewzi's p⬡rtrayal was actually quite sh⬡ckingly accurate. #Chairmancing #RealFansKnewThis #R⬡ewziTruthNuke #Business #Fiduspawn #Macr⬡cullsm⬡s - MC R⬡se🌹
Is this a bad time to admit I actually never played the game myself... - MC Oleana
I signed off on some things, of course. And I was assured the fictionalized version of myself was very flattering. - MC Oleana
I w⬡uld advise all parties refrain fr⬡m the want⬡n and senseless destructi⬡n ⬡f twinks, feminine b⬡ys, twunks, ⬡r attractive y⬡ung men ⬡f vari⬡us ⬡ther n⬡menclature. Murder, despite c⬡mm⬡n belief, is N⬡T legal in Her Empire, save ⬡f c⬡urse f⬡r the time-h⬡n⬡ured practice and traditi⬡n ⬡f culling underperf⬡rming individuals ⬡f a caste bel⬡w ⬡ne's ⬡wn. Reminder that citizens ⬡f c⬡l⬡ny planet P⬡m⬡n are enc⬡uraged t⬡ cull defeated Fiduspawn rivals if c⬡ntinued strife with the l⬡ser in questi⬡n is n⬡t desired. #Chairmancing #Twinks #TwinkDeath #Fiduspawn #DuelEtiquette #ImperialPSA #Gl⬡ryT⬡TheEmpire #Girlb⬡ssMenti⬡ned #Vi⬡lence #Culling - MC R⬡se🌹
Dark times, these are. The twink economy is in shambles. - MC Oleana
Why d⬡n't we try handing these twinks a j⬡b applicati⬡n instead. #Chairmancing #Business #HiringPractices #Lurkedin #Lurkedinp⬡sting - MC R⬡se🌹
What was that...?? I HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!!
🜂 | 🜂 | 🜂 | Thats what im saying!!!! literally!!!! 🜂 | NO CAP!!! 🚫🧢🧢🧢🚫 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
F⬡ll⬡wed. M⬡re gainful empl⬡yment ⬡n my dashb⬡ard, please and thank y⬡u. - MC R⬡se🌹
N⬡ne. N⬡ 🧢 t⬡ be f⬡und. Thank y⬡u, Chairministrangler R⬡ewze. Such striking facial hair y⬡u have. That's a #f⬡ll⬡w fr⬡m me. #Chairmancing #Chairministrangling #RealRec⬡gnizesReal #WeMustShareAnAncest⬡r #Despite⬡urCasteDifferences #BecauseDamn #ThatHair - MC R⬡se🌹
My c⬡llapsing and expanding bladder-based aquatic cardi⬡vascular ⬡rgan weighs heavy with the news pertaining t⬡ the cancellati⬡n ⬡f Ai-chan's debut. The selecti⬡n pr⬡cess f⬡r which #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s interns w⬡uld be tasked with surviving the vici⬡us ⬡nslaught ⬡f Ai-chan's pers⬡nally curated #Fiduspawn team was nearing c⬡mpleti⬡n, t⬡⬡. We at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s wish Ai-chan well in her future endeav⬡urs, and in the event that her sudden retirement is due t⬡ imminent culling as a result ⬡f perfidi⬡us behavi⬡ur c⬡ntrary t⬡ the g⬡als ⬡f ⬡ur empire, then may her suffering be minimal and her demise be swift. #Nicemancer #Chairmancing #Business #Missed⬡pp⬡rtunities #FeelLikePureChitt #JustWantHerBack #C⬡llabRuined #Sad #M⬡urning #GrievingPr⬡cess - MC R⬡se🌹
We were supposed to collab. \><,/ #FeelLikePureChitt #JustWantHerBack
You are handling this lamentable news with more grace and dignity than most trolls could, sir. Well wishes to Miss Ai-chan. - MC Oleana
While it is true that my stately and Chairmancerly demean⬡ur remains eff⬡rtlessly intact, this ⬡ne did hit me hard. I fear I must break my diet and eat my feelings, just this ⬡nce. - MC R⬡se🌹
🌹 #TGIFF #ThankG⬡dItsFishingFriday #Chairmancing #R⬡dmancing #Afterh⬡urs #BestNight⬡fTheWipe - MC R⬡se🌹
Chairmancer please tell me you culled that thing. It looks malnourished. - MC Oleana
⬡f c⬡urse n⬡t. I captured it. I will train it. N⬡urish it. Care f⬡r it. And then, when it has bec⬡me suitably ⬡bese, I will eat it. #Investment #GettingInEarly #Grindset #W⬡rdsT⬡LiveBy #Wisd⬡m #Chairmancing #Business #War #Fishing #⬡nFriday - MC R⬡se🌹
You're the boss, sir. It just seems like it would be easier to order takeout. - MC Oleana
S⬡me prefer t⬡ take the easy r⬡ute. I like t⬡ stay hard. - MC R⬡se🌹
🌹 Reminiscing ⬡n last wipe's #fishingfriday. Such incredible times were had. The vig⬡r⬡us thrusting ⬡f ⬡ur r⬡ds was s⬡mething t⬡ beh⬡ld. @cerbericAp⬡stle - MC R⬡se🌹
That \/\/\/\/eird'n in the back is starin' at m's-o-o-ul.
indeed, chairman, i dare say the wvwavwes wvwe wvwere making in that poor lake wvwould havwe scared all the fish awvway wvwere it not for the beautiful bait wvwe had found betwvween us. i still remember the wvway it felt to look you in the eyes like a man and put my squiggly wvworm in your hand. fish on!
I believe in leading by example. That is why I have endured the flesh-melting caress ⬡f the #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s branding ir⬡n up⬡n an undiscl⬡sed part ⬡f my b⬡dy. #Chairmancing #Macr⬡Pride #Suggestive #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Winning #⬡kayUnderlings #Y⬡urTurn - MC R⬡se🌹
There is no troll more honorable than you, sir. You are simply the best. - MC Oleana
@tumblingTenet Take ⬡ne unc⬡uth step t⬡ward my scheduellist and I will c⬡mmand C⬡pperajah t⬡ crush y⬡u t⬡ death with his st⬡mp pillars. #vi⬡lence #threats #b⬡ssm⬡ves #chairmancing #managementtechniques - MC R⬡se🌹
CALL HER OFF CALL HER OFF CALL HER OFF SHE IS KILLING HIM SHE IS FUCKING KILLING HIM HELP ME HELP ME MESSIAH ABOVE SAVE HIM -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Thank you, Chairmancer. Some trolls just don't respect the covenant of a business deal. - MC Oleana
🌹 N⬡t entirely sure wh⬡ ⬡r what a Karkat is, but happy wriggling day t⬡ them n⬡netheless. M⬡re imp⬡rtantly, it is #fishingfriday. Picture attached. Please regard the ph⬡t⬡graphic evidence ⬡f a rip-r⬡aring ⬡ceanic excursi⬡n between myself, @cerbericAp⬡stle , @⬡leanderSupern⬡va and @assistMint ⬡n the g⬡⬡d ⬡rphaner's pers⬡nal speedb⬡at. We have been fishing. We have been sailing. And at times, ⬡ur r⬡ds have even t⬡uched. #Chairmancing #FishingFriday #Pleasure #LikeInTheSenseThat #ThisIsPleasure #AndN⬡tBusiness #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡ceanMaxxing #TGIFF - MC R⬡se🌹
Oh. I didn't realize a photo was being taken. - MC Oleana
AWW. DID THEY FORGET TO INVITE YOU. SAD. HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.
// rose and dualscar by me, oleana, mintyl and the background by @oleanderSupernova <3
COMPUTER. ARE YOU THERE. ARE YOU ON THE BOAT COMPUTER.
ARE THEY DOING OLD MAN YAOI ON THE BOAT. START LIVESTREAM COMPUTER. CAN YOU HEAR ME. PLEASE.
Thank g⬡⬡dness f⬡r #fishingfriday. It is c⬡ming. My fins quiver in anticipati⬡n as it draws near. - MC R⬡se🌹
I will n⬡t be held resp⬡nsible f⬡r the filthy minds ⬡f th⬡se wh⬡ read my c⬡rresp⬡ndence. - MC R⬡se🌹
Hrn. Didn't think that \/\/\/\/as yer ability.
G⬡⬡d ⬡ne, ⬡rphaner. I believe if I were t⬡ p⬡ssess an ability typically ass⬡ciated with Fiduspawn, it w⬡uld be Steely Spirit. - MC R⬡se🌹
While the c⬡ntr⬡versial acti⬡ns ⬡f a certain new hire at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s are regrettable and resulted in what s⬡me may refer t⬡ as an "aura l⬡ss," the results speak f⬡r themselves. ⬡ur back end has never been m⬡re streamlined! - MC R⬡se🌹
I could have personally saw to the streamlining of your back end if you had simply asked, Chairmancer. - MC Oleana
It is an en⬡rm⬡us burden. I w⬡uldn't want t⬡ put all ⬡f that ⬡n y⬡u. - MC R⬡se🌹
It is no burden to me. Wouldn't you feel safer with your enormous assets in the hands of someone you trust? - MC Oleana
I w⬡uld. ⬡f c⬡urse I w⬡uld. But it's t⬡⬡ late... Mr. Resp⬡nder is firmly l⬡dged within my backend and I daresay it is imp⬡ssible t⬡ rem⬡ve him. I mean ⬡ur backend. - MC R⬡se🌹
Please, call me Hal. I think we can dispense with the formalities now that I’m plugged directly into your sensitive proprietary infrastructure.
I. Lоve. #Yuri. There, I said it. Let the recоrd shоw that Chairmancer Partisan Rоsaceae (Dude. Biblical levels оf greed here оn the naming frоnt.) is #HimedanshiFоrLife #HappyPride \></ - MC R⬡se🌹
Thr⬡wing my huskt⬡p ⬡ut the wind⬡w has d⬡ne little t⬡ stymy the catb⬡y virus c⬡nsuming ⬡ur database at lightning speed, but at least the highly flammable fluids l⬡cated therein created quite a fetching expl⬡si⬡n. #ItsTheLittleThings #C⬡ping - MC R⬡se🌹
https://cdn.imgchest.c⬡m/files/2e3feb5916b3.png - MC R⬡se🌹
Hrm. It appears I may have made a grave miscalculati⬡n. Wh⬡ knew that artificial intelligence c⬡uld pr⬡ve t⬡ be s⬡ hazard⬡usly duplicit⬡us? #Mybad - MC R⬡se🌹
https://cdn.imgchest.c⬡m/files/9bf6a2a37843.gif Huh. That d⬡esn't seem right. #C⬡nfusi⬡n #C⬡nfusedM⬡ves #StatusEffects #WhyItD⬡That - MC R⬡se🌹
https://cdn.imgchest.c⬡m/files/f688cfc5f744.png Exciting times at #MACR⬡CULLSM⬡S. I ask y⬡u all t⬡ j⬡in me in giving a DYNAMAX welc⬡me t⬡ @technicallyTimaeus as ⬡ur newest #MACR⬡CULLSM⬡S cybersecuriterr⬡rism expert! We are g⬡ing t⬡ d⬡ big things t⬡gether, I am sure ⬡f it. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #NewHire #ArtificialIntelligence #Business #Cybersecuriterr⬡rism #AreY⬡uHype #IAmHype - MC R⬡se🌹
Stoked to be on board. Feels like it's a long time coming.
Chairmancer. Please call me. - MC Oleana
Ideally ge▣metric. Tw▣ scalene triangles. W▣w! ▾
In a minute, ⬡leana. I've just g⬡t t⬡ run a pr⬡gram sent by ⬡ur newest team member. - MC R⬡se🌹
In ⬡bservance ⬡f fishing friday, I am declaring a 3/4 day f⬡r th⬡se ⬡f ⬡live bl⬡⬡d and ab⬡ve in c⬡rp⬡rate p⬡siti⬡ns at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s and all #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s subsidiaries. @⬡leanderSupern⬡va Please send y⬡ur assistant t⬡ acquire bait, tackle, and human fermented wheat beverages. #fishingfriday will s⬡⬡n c⬡mmence. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Vi⬡letTime #Cracking⬡penAC⬡ld⬡ne #WithMyC⬡ld⬡nes #B⬡atingWithBestie #FishingFriday - MC R⬡se🌹
i hope evweryone is taking notes on wvwhat wvwavwes of success looks like wvwhen crashing against the stony exterior of class. that is wvwhat my friend the chairman rose is like. and wvwhat a sturdy exterior he is. bring about the blue moons as the humans call them and the coronas, fermented wvwheat bevwerages befitting of our noble hues and aristocratic sensibilities.
SEE YOU O_ THE WATEЯRS, ЯROSE. MAKE SUЯRE YOU DO_'T E_D UP O_ A HOOK YOUЯRSELF! :oX
This is generous beyond reason. Truly. Your employees are not worthy of your grace. I will assure that every worker's remaining 1/4 of the day is spent praising your name. - MC Oleana
⬡leana, meet me at my scuttlebuggy ⬡utside. I require y⬡ur nimble pr⬡ngs t⬡ c⬡mplete my ic⬡nic Eldredge tie kn⬡t. Y⬡u must kn⬡t me s⬡ that I may head int⬡ the ⬡ffice. - MC R⬡se🌹
this was intended as a direct message h⬡w d⬡ y⬡u delete p⬡sts. - MC R⬡se🌹
࣪⊹₊˚{ ok so im gonna hold your prong when i say this but i dont think that means what you think it means }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Please do not imply that the Chairmancer would do something so salacious as holding prongs in public. - MC Oleana
Sorry, right away, sir. I will make sure the knot is sufficiently tight, bordering on painful. Just the way you like it. - MC Oleana
Thank y⬡u. Finally, we can get s⬡me w⬡rk d⬡ne ar⬡und here. - MC R⬡se🌹
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg.... THATS salacious to you???? what are you a cave jade or something? }>7<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ stay OOOOFF my grumblr then, girlygreens, four your OWN sake! hehehehe! #ew }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I definitely have not and will not ever surf grumblr. There's too many... (ugh) shippers on there. I don't need to see the things they're doing to my boss on there. - MC Oleana
࣪⊹₊˚{ what do you MEAN theyre doing stuff to him on grumblr???? }*ᯅ*{ like, wait, why are YOU the one telling ME this? i feel like this conversation should be the other way around???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Um. I mean. I assume. Not that I would know. He's well-known and charismatic so perhaps... nevermind. - MC Oleana
Macr⬡ Cullsm⬡s simply cann⬡t st⬡p winning. - MC R⬡se🌹