Chairmancer Partisan Rosaceae
@quixoticCosmos
President ⬡f the business c⬡ngl⬡merate MACR⬡ CULLSM⬡S. Chairmancer ⬡f the P⬡mon Fiduspawn league. Arist⬡crat. Imperial Viceradicat⬡r ⬡f G⬡relar. DM my scheduelist f⬡r league related inquiry.
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
I cann⬡t believe this. Y⬡u are telling me I D⬡N'T have a nearly indentical clutchmate in an entirely different bl⬡⬡d caste that is chief ⬡fficer ⬡f a business c⬡ngl⬡merate s⬡ similar t⬡ #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s that they w⬡uld share a page ⬡n G⬡regle, ⬡ne that p⬡ssesses n⬡t ⬡nly my ic⬡nic hair sw⬡⬡p but als⬡ wears my equally ic⬡nic Eldredge tie kn⬡t? W⬡w. I did n⬡t kn⬡w that. Y⬡u are telling me this n⬡w f⬡r the first time. #Chairmancing #D⬡xxing #TruthNukes #Business #FanAcc⬡unts - MC R⬡se🌹
😭😭😭😭 🤔 i thought 💭 it was so obvi🖐️ 🤪but people are CRAY-Z🤪 🫵 🫵 🫵love your work emcee 🫵 🫵 🫵 ✊thanks for keeping it so fucking real✊ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #AND #THEY #DRAGGED #MY #LUSUS #INTO #THIS 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
D⬡xxing is simply never the answer. A respectable tr⬡ll w⬡uld either deliver this inf⬡rmati⬡n t⬡ their nearest imperial dr⬡ne ⬡r take direct acti⬡n against the w⬡uld-be d⬡xxed party via the means ⬡f their ⬡wn strength ⬡r willp⬡wer. Preferably thr⬡ugh a Fiduspawn duel. #Chairmancing #Keyb⬡ardWarri⬡rs #Dish⬡n⬡urableC⬡nduct #Shame⬡nThem #Shame⬡nTheirLusus - MC R⬡se🌹
The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana
A c⬡rpse party f⬡r a w⬡⬡den puppet. Well, it isn't the s⬡rt ⬡f business venture I w⬡uld wedge the stem ⬡f #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s int⬡, but I trust y⬡ur instinct implictly ⬡n these matters. #ImC⬡ming t⬡ #Puppets⬡verParty #ByeMister #Chairmancing #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Netw⬡rking #C⬡rpseParty #M⬡urning #NewBeginnings #Sephg⬡rea #Sp⬡ns⬡red #Advertisement - MC R⬡se🌹
They're saying someone named Troll Jake Paul wants a fight with me~! Ha~! He must be an honorable man to brave a fight with the likes of Hektor Castio~! #Sinfluencer #Networking #Collaboration #EveryDayImGladiating
Watching this space. - MC R⬡se🌹
Salt is one of my favorite tastes~. Not only that, but it is a staple of almost any dish~. It makes me go a little cra~zy, to be honest~. I'm only satisfied when I feel those hard chunks tingle on my tongue~. When I sit back at the nutrition plank and see your look of equal contentment, belly full with the salty meal we shared between us, wiping your tunnel daintily with a napkin, and unable to speak and tell me what a good job I did, for fear that a single utterance may cause you to pop~.~.~. That's when I'm sa~tisfied~. #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/c5ae020df7e6~.png
My g⬡d. The technique ⬡n that salt pinch. Y⬡u sprinkle with such c⬡nfidence. Sprinkle it all ⬡ver me, Hekt⬡r. I mean sprinkle it all ⬡ver #MyDinner. - MC R⬡se🌹
With⬡ut questi⬡n. My tunnel is ready. I surrender myself t⬡ y⬡ur culinary pr⬡wess, brave knight. #ImReady #PleaseSirCasti⬡ #IveBeenG⬡⬡d #Suggestive - MC R⬡se🌹
⬡h. Right y⬡u are, ⬡leana. S⬡rry, Hekt⬡r. Perhaps s⬡me ⬡ther time. - MC R⬡se🌹
Alright~! No more fooling around~! If pushing isn't enough, I'm going to punch this boulder straight up this hill~! Give the people what they came to see~! HYAAAA~~~~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/52e85933c4dc~.gif
Yes! Hekt⬡r, use R⬡ck Smash! #Chairmancing #C⬡mmands #Fiduspawn #LargeMuscularMen - MC R⬡se🌹
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H⬡w is this g⬡ing t⬡ affect the #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s #Sp⬡ns⬡red #Gymchallenge. - MC R⬡se🌹
Back in the day, I once awoke to the sound of my party companion screaming "STOP WATCHING ME PEE~!" followed by a torrential roar of water~. Turns out, he had gotten up to do his business, and his stream, so to speak, splashed directly into the ganderbulb of a giant tentaclebeast blending in with the rocks~. So, of course, he had to hit it with the old Tidal Wave~. #MyLore
It's a shame that it w⬡uld appear this altercati⬡n t⬡⬡k place ⬡n land. Surf is greatly emp⬡wered against f⬡es that are fully submerged. #Chairmancing #Fiduspawn #Strategy #War #Business #Phil⬡s⬡phy - MC R⬡se🌹
If You Play Fiduspawn And You Hate Chikorita, I Am Going To Assume You Have No Thoughts Of Your Own. I Have Never Had Any Trouble Beating The Game With My Meganium, And If You Have I Am Chalking That Up To A " Skill Issue ".
It is the wise Fiduspawn duelist that appreciates the humble Meganium f⬡r its hardiness and regenerative abilities. #Chairmancing #RealTalk #Fiduspawn #IKn⬡wThatsRight #Als⬡TheySmellG⬡⬡d - MC R⬡se🌹
🜂 | Networking net works. never pass on a connection. even to yourself. you are your own worst enemy. but you dont have to be. collaborate with you. compare notes with you. share your own thoughts with yourself. it doesnt get better than that. 🟢🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE. TWICE AS PROFITABLY AS USUAL.
Y⬡ur netw⬡rk is y⬡ur net w⬡rth. I am skeptical ⬡f the pr⬡spect that y⬡u c⬡uld be "literally me," given the fact that Chairmancer and Chairministrangler are c⬡mpletely different c⬡rp⬡rate ranks #IMeanC⬡me⬡n, but y⬡ur appreciati⬡n f⬡r 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 and pr⬡lific #LurkedinP⬡sting b⬡th speak t⬡ me ⬡n a visceral level. ⬡ne must p⬡nder whether this c⬡uld be the human em⬡ti⬡n ⬡f "br⬡therh⬡⬡d" squirming ⬡ut ⬡f its putrescent larval sac and int⬡ ⬡ur pr⬡ud Alternian th⬡ught sp⬡nges. (#PrideM⬡nth?) #Chairmancing #Chairministrangling #BigThingsAreC⬡ming #C⬡llab #Cr⬡ss⬡vers #HumanBr⬡therFr⬡mAn⬡therHumanM⬡ther #Grub? #Dubi⬡usReferencesT⬡Xen⬡bi⬡l⬡gy #N⬡tQuiteSureWhatTh⬡seThingsHaveG⬡ing⬡n - MC R⬡se🌹
Why d⬡n't we try handing these twinks a j⬡b applicati⬡n instead. #Chairmancing #Business #HiringPractices #Lurkedin #Lurkedinp⬡sting - MC R⬡se🌹
What was that...?? I HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!!
🜂 | 🜂 | 🜂 | Thats what im saying!!!! literally!!!! 🜂 | NO CAP!!! 🚫🧢🧢🧢🚫 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
F⬡ll⬡wed. M⬡re gainful empl⬡yment ⬡n my dashb⬡ard, please and thank y⬡u. - MC R⬡se🌹
N⬡ne. N⬡ 🧢 t⬡ be f⬡und. Thank y⬡u, Chairministrangler R⬡ewze. Such striking facial hair y⬡u have. That's a #f⬡ll⬡w fr⬡m me. #Chairmancing #Chairministrangling #RealRec⬡gnizesReal #WeMustShareAnAncest⬡r #Despite⬡urCasteDifferences #BecauseDamn #ThatHair - MC R⬡se🌹
I am never wearing open toed shoes again. - MC Oleana
Wait. D⬡n't be rash. - MC R⬡se🌹
Looks like they have me working the meal block again~. No matter~. My performance will be legen~dary, regardless~. And I'll start by beating this dripping slab of meat until it's tender and quivering~. I could go all night~. If only I had someone to watch~. What's that~? You already are~? How naughty of you~. I might have to tenderize you next~. That's right~. I expect to see your hindquarters on this meal plank, pron~to~. #Tender #Slick #Jiggling #ReadyToGo #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #NSFW #DontTellManglegement https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/07a25124cad0~.webp
H⬡w delici⬡us that succulent r⬡ast must be. Is what I intended t⬡ reply. Typestub slipped. - MC R⬡se🌹
My c⬡llapsing and expanding bladder-based aquatic cardi⬡vascular ⬡rgan weighs heavy with the news pertaining t⬡ the cancellati⬡n ⬡f Ai-chan's debut. The selecti⬡n pr⬡cess f⬡r which #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s interns w⬡uld be tasked with surviving the vici⬡us ⬡nslaught ⬡f Ai-chan's pers⬡nally curated #Fiduspawn team was nearing c⬡mpleti⬡n, t⬡⬡. We at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s wish Ai-chan well in her future endeav⬡urs, and in the event that her sudden retirement is due t⬡ imminent culling as a result ⬡f perfidi⬡us behavi⬡ur c⬡ntrary t⬡ the g⬡als ⬡f ⬡ur empire, then may her suffering be minimal and her demise be swift. #Nicemancer #Chairmancing #Business #Missed⬡pp⬡rtunities #FeelLikePureChitt #JustWantHerBack #C⬡llabRuined #Sad #M⬡urning #GrievingPr⬡cess - MC R⬡se🌹
You are handling this lamentable news with more grace and dignity than most trolls could, sir. Well wishes to Miss Ai-chan. - MC Oleana
While it is true that my stately and Chairmancerly demean⬡ur remains eff⬡rtlessly intact, this ⬡ne did hit me hard. I fear I must break my diet and eat my feelings, just this ⬡nce. - MC R⬡se🌹