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I want you. (Bacon double cheeseburger)

I make promises and i hope to keep them i just, hope that I will also like, be in an able-bodied state to be able to help others with what's to come

#squad up

H3R3S SOM3 R3Z1 T1P! B31NG 1NS1D3 4 V3ND1NG M4CH1N3 >:]
:33 < i want to do something brave and daring :33 < what should it be chat
:33 < i bet you're cozy to snuggle
:33 < my new hobby is practicing getting fat :33 < hope you guys like bellies and thighs

YAAYY thank you a-z :)

i think i deserve a head pat not for any reason i just want one

that is an interesting question! its pretty sweet, and mostly tastes like red instead of actual strawberries... so maybe it could be tv fuzz

strawberry sparkling water yum yum
i don't know you but you can probably stay too.

GO4T GOOD GO4T *P4P4TP4TP4T*

WH4TS B3TT3R TH4N ON3 R3Z1? F1V3 HUNDR3D R3Z1S >:]

Raisin.

sick right

throws my tail like a lasso

⦓ I feel quite the same! And I'd have to discuss it with someone anyway... And that person's offline, so... Here's hoping I'm not on the roster in the first place! ⦔

hi a-z!! scritches your chin scritches your chin

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hi everyone :D
Ɏ being mutua-a-als isn't enough we need a-a-a friend list Ɏ Ɏ a-a-and a-a-a foes list too of course #nua-a-ance Ɏ

is it considered 8ad form to thirst for the alternate version of your friend
----- |how um how is every one| _____

Eh. More or less readable.

:33< HEY! :33< look out! :33< i think the watpurrs rising!

:33< yuuuup
i flop as well tilting the DashboarD over the other way but by like 60 Degrees cause iM big :o)

:33< again again!

:33< if someone blocks meow i block them right back :33< if mew dont wanna s33 my great ass chitts theres no way in hell i want to look at mewre ugly ones

:33< yayyy i love playing BITES!

:33< @efurryone clawme ofur here i want to purrlay bites with mew!

oh yeah there's also this pic // credits to Nyx


၄⋆၃ i just like sharing this image every xhanxe i xan

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/989acae5d68a.png

What a cute ☘︎pp☘︎rtunity!! Et v☘︎ila!
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/omniversal-battlefield/images/d/d7/BABA_IS_SPRITE.gif
Ɏ va-a-aleri picture Ɏ

Now now, there's enough catnip for all the cats. #substance

What if I tossed catnip on the timeline. #substance

good dusk chittr NATION
\ n >< n / #juniorback #juniorvacation #juniorhadfun #satonaDifferentDesk... #comfyjunior! #thankyouto → @therapistofThedeepone t\ ♥ >< ♥ /
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my orb #wizardwednesday

7E4h Ex4ctl7
The promise of a future headpat. I need to simmer under this rock a little longer, you see.
Bugs when you lift up a rock: https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/bf/de/76/bfde76c7a1ec64eab2cc22cb42fee095.jpg

rumin4ti0n is 4 w0rd
!remindYou yayyy ^,^ hehehe
!remindYou reminder: you are loved! ^,^
!remindYou scritch scritch green friend! ^,^ hehehe you remind it of itseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Rerouting] !remindYou of someone it knew once ^,^;

whenever someone reacts to a post from a few hours ago i have to wonder - chronic feed scroller? or phuntr guynax superfan?

scritchscritchscritch

thats ok. as long as you don't let others use that as a way to get out of things. or use you. then you’re ok.

YAAAYY im also wagging my tail :D

from afar

HEHE so cute so cute youre literally the best goat ever forever

hi!! giving you chin scritches

it was naptime for me apparently hi everyone
It's alright. I wasn't bothered or insulted, just explaining my thought process.
... What the fuck. #dashwatching Adding several people to my list titled "If I am ever in an emergency, these people are forbidden from helping me."

⦓ I think my pan is a little overwhelmed tonight. Not sure why. Lack of sleep...? Oh! No, it's probably just a side effect from all the crying and stuff from earlier! Pan ache tends to follow crying, right? Though that was a few hours ago... ⦔


G1MM3 D4T HOT DOG >:]

SN1FF SN1FF GO4T

HMMMMMMMMMMM #D4SHSN1FF #D4SHL1CK

thank you ;-;

♡ ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ i miss my bec sometimes
I actually think if most of you went to "help" You would actually make the situation worse.
Actually most of laikas "friends" suck ass anyways so. I shouldn't be surprised.

WOW

There's no greater torture then playing the binding of issac when you have at least a good chunk of stuff unlocked, cause now I'm in this odd spot where it's like "Well shit what do I aim for now?" so I'm just stuck in the torture nexus that is of my own making.

#D4SHSN1FF 4ND #D4SHL1CK

WH1L3 4LL OF YOU #D4SHW4TCH 1 #D4SHL1CK

TH4NKS FOR P4RT1C1P4T1NG 1N #T3R3Z1S3COND

H3LLO YOUR3 MY F4VOR1T3 GO4T

dangit. my quarters...

1 JUST F3LL OFF MY D3SK

i might cry a little... happy tears, of course!! its just really nice hearing this :) im happy that youre here, youve been so kind to me

Indeed you are.

even if i do get sad about relationship stuff sometimes i do get overwhelmingly happy knowing i have so many friends who love me as i am now

fahah ill be alright my partners here to keep me company

ok im gonna go for a bit i gotta do a couple thing's ill be back #later

woof

blissful. i am at peace. untroubled

COM3 OV3R WH3N3V3R YOU W4NT TH3N
Ɏ tha-a-at's wha-a-at it's a-a-all a-a-about Ɏ

COM1NG OV3R TO P3T YOU R1GHT NOW >:]

hell yes fuckin pat's you

*P4T P4T P4T* >:]

ok so basically - iconic - maybe an apple - probably green feel like the apple kinda represent's me and im not sure i vibe much with using a selfie or smth for my pfp. the apples easy to recognize basically, so somethin similar i guess

Y3S

SO YOU L1K3 TO DR4W 4ND PL4Y

YOU C4NT W34R H4TS C4US3 UR COOL 3NOUGH W1THOUT TH3M >:]
1! meow!! 1! it's a craft website 11 you just gotta find a creator who designs for trolls :33 < that'll get you the kind of hats you n33d

...mm.
Ɏ my big fuckoff horns a-a-are not just for gra-a-asping they ca-a-an be used to pa-a-arry a-a-atta-a-acks a-a-as well #va-a-aleriA-A-Abilities Ɏ

anyway i have a headaChe so i'm gonna go pass out 6yeee

send me some niCe 6ig 6ags of iCe for my head
Like James May's Lego House.

arf©®™

⦓ I don't think I could really host a party or anything... Maybe just a gathering for friends...? Is that a party...? Either way, I just feel like the Rubiks Cube has been very empty and lonely since the majority of consorts in this village moved to a different one... I know I'm not supposed to anthropomorphize inanimate objects but I feel like buildings are happiest when they're being used... ⦔
:33 < @aberrantlyCapricious asked: do you like to get patted on the head :33 < yes! i love it :33 < prrrrr :33 < ask more things :33 < https://forms.gle/fTsSP5z4jQ7KmZCh7
(( Also wanted to upload this one separately because... well i dont paint often and im proud of it https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/127780941_5IMEjY0q4cMjX9S.png

awoo.

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! We've got a nice clear morning, just a bit of fog lingering underfoot to make it nice and atmospheric. Probably going to have a cloudy day all day, and some predicted rain tonight--so dress accordingly! This morning we've got "Summer In The City" by Quincy Jones to help get things grooving. We hope you all can get down and funky with it. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
Morning awoooo
(( need yall to know that i made her neck tattoo then realized it was too dainty and had to make a "distance model" of it )) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/127779196_9Q0FPLH9ffFeAND.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/127779208_rJZpRAf3WDvvDZR.png
:33 < good murrning :33 < wanted to show off some of my ink before i got dressed :33 < some time i'll take a back pic but not this time :33 < this isn't #nsfw but i'm in my undies so

excellent.

...hm. there is. im holding it. this... gift? is oddly comforting to me for some reason. so.. thanks???

alright im done tching.

tch. tch! TCH!!

tch.

youre an oxy moron. or bovidae at least. im a puppymoron. its totally different.

much better. i still do want to switch colour at some point though. away from the edgier aesthetic. even though its badass as fuck. ...my soul is like. a cyan sword thing. so maybe ill do cyan at some point. but not now. for now im content with the red.

[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... |et me kn0w if y0u need z0me0ne tt0 tta|k tt0. [END MESSAGE]

Dreams have just been memories lately. Not every light, but two often... II don't want two reminisce on some things.
Locking the fuck in on something I will be right back to regularly scheduled tomfoolery shortly. I’m putting on one of those asmr slime videos for you guys to watch while I’m gone.

hAhA Oh I hAvE fOUnd A whItE hAIr hm

Nasty Nickel's a good one. I like that, Alphabet Animal.
:33 < oh yes excellent taste
:33 < thank you :33 < sincerely the creature of darkness you blinded

thank you jesus the piCtures were so Cute 6ut for some reason it was the 6rightest thing i've ever seen
:33 < oh you're a goat :33 < i thought you were a furcked up dog :33 < you're cute whatever you are

⦓ Gloaf... ⦔

c< ....iM gONNa wear a Nice dress, i tHiNK? i waNNa feel pretty rigHt NOw >c

⦓ Oh! Thank you... That's really nice of you! ⦔

⦓ Ou... Not what I expected! I like it, though. I. Do feel a bit embarrassed about crying twice... But it is a nice fruit! ⦔

⦓ Ehe... Thank you... I gotta wipe my eyes before anything else... Mean to say I can't use my powers then put it somewhere high up... I'm only 5'8"... I got it though! ⦔

⦓ Oh ⦔ ⦓ Oh! I found it! ⦔

⦓ oah..... ⦔

⦓ You're asking the Mage of Space to find something... ⦔

⦓ Oh! Aw... Thank you! I won't tell anyone. ⦔

i don't know what's goin' on right now 6ut i saw a handsome man's 6eautiful smile on my timeline and that's all i need. u◡u

X I like guns x
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 I cαn't αrgue αgαinst it, so well plαyed 𓂃𓂄𓂃

its bedtime for me i thinksies goodnight everyone!

“RAFFLE”: MANIFESTING ITS BIG WIN IN THE FṴTṴRE

DREAMT: POBICO WIN BIG CONTEST WITH PRIZE OF VOṴCHER FOR FREE COMESTIBLE. TAKE ALL HIM BṴDDIES TO VARIOṴS LOCALE FOR TREATS

scritches your chin

rare true sincerity over here from me if it makes you happy, its worth it just think about it

at some point i just need to accept i cant sleep longer than twwo hours but that isnt tolight

i dont mind

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🪷⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

i appreciate you saying that a lot <3 :)

:33< yiff yiff fall in love <3 :33< #nsfw ish

"wh0 has never killed an h0ur? n0t casually 0r with0ut th0ught, but carefully: a premeditated murder 0f minutes. the vi0lence c0mes fr0m a c0mbinati0n 0f giving up, n0t caring, and a resignati0n that getting past it is all y0u can h0pe t0 acc0mplish. s0 y0u kill the h0ur. y0u d0 n0t w0rk, y0u d0 n0t read, y0u d0 n0t daydream. if y0u sleep it is n0t because y0u need t0 sleep. and when at last it is 0ver, there is n0 evidence: n0 weap0n, n0 bl00d, and n0 b0dy. the 0nly clue might be the shad0ws beneath y0ur eyes 0r a terribly thin line near the c0rner 0f y0ur m0uth indicating s0mething has been suffered, that in the privacy 0f y0ur life y0u have l0st s0mething and the l0ss is t00 empty t0 share."
YES. BUT DON’T BE LOUD. I’M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE OTHER’S OVER.

:33< eating garbage :DD

4LR1GHT BUDDY *P4T P4T P4T*

1 GOT SOM3 J3LLY B34NS YOU L1K3 J3LLY B34NS? >:]

ya 3v3r think how moob3a2t2 ar3 r3al calm con2id3rin th3 whol3 floor i2 food

blep

i love my friends :)

You can com3 bro my parti32 ar3 for 3v3rybody
Todays whatever is taking a nap

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zee. [END MESSAGE]

it's #asaseyaaplaylist! for the music i recommend!

oh good luck! I wish you luck on your artistic endeavours!

[BEGIN MESSAGE] g00d duzk. [ACTION:QUERY] h0w iz every0ne? [END MESSAGE]

does a backflip

i hope if you see any of the songs i recommend, you give them a listen!

I hope people listen to my music recommendations!

EXACTLYYY you get me

paws_at_you_paws_at_you_paws_at_you_paws_at_you

happy to hear it!! and i did sleep well! i am so full of rest

good morning :D!! i hope youre doing well

slept for waaay longer than i meant to, good morning!!! hi!!

Returned to my roots: Minecraft. You will not hear from me for a few weeks.

꧁huh꧂

꧁Do you think the Empress blew up my pan to make me like this? Or was it on accident? Asking for a fiend.꧂
the occasional mirror #selfie of yours truly as a treat lmfao ((ooc: spent my morning photo bashing a picture to see what monroe would look like realistically. hope y’all enjoy as much as i enjoyed making the emo!!)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f6359befc32.jpeg

:/ ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ ➡️✨

well / thank you / i really appreciate it

woah / that's so cute / put it in the replies / so it can be considered / if this is your submission

if i put a loose feather in your hair you wouldnt notice the whole day and it would be funny as fuck

hello chittr / as many of my more avid fans / may know / tonight at 10 am / several sweeps ago / i had officially entered the world / as a complete troll / today is my wriggling day / i wanna celebrate this / even though / usually i don't / celibate it publicly / because my friend / miss jeevic / does a big thing every sweep / i wanna host an event you all have given me / so so much / so i wanna give back / this wipe / or week for my human fans / i'm encouraging everyone / to submit some form of self expression / or art / under this post / as a reply / some examples could be / like / a poem about how art changed your life / or a drawing expressing your love for creation / or a song about what makes you smile / or a short game / or maybe a voice acted monologue / art is vast / i wanna see how you like to express yourself / kinda like a game jam / but it's not just games / and it lasts a wipe / and the theme is creativity / if that makes sense because it's a fun event / i thought i would give a prize / to whatever i like best / thought / of course / art is subjective / and i don't want you to pander / to the winner / they can do a collab with me / or receive a song / made by me / for them / or if they want neither / just a badge / i hope you all have fun if you have any questions / feel free to ask / happy creating

holy shit we match

if this one is too heavy just pretend i said somethin' a6out tits again.

final thought of the night: folks that go after and yap a6out other people's flaws, whether pu6liC or private, are more often than not 6lind to their own.

i show up to our date in a cowboy hat how are you reacting

be back wit the others shitty drawns l8.

i think i oughta turn in for the night anyhow. really ought t'CheCk in with pythia again. kinda miss that stern look she always has. uh, anyway, yeah. sleep. g'night. u◡u
im about to start learning to cook something new for fun today does anyone have suggestions not because i cant look it up or something but because i want to know what crazy shit you guys can cook im nosy as fuck.
oh fuck yeah brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

another one. i rlly couldn't think of a pun here, mb.
i ruffle ur fur on your head but im looking at those horns and thinking about the tiepe of alarm clock where theie have like two metal poles and a little ringer in the middle and the ringer goes back and forth between the poles like brrrrrrrrrrrr and im trieing not to accidentallie start doing that
hell yeah. pettable creatures in the feed today.
pats your head

oh gosh, it's that late already..? really did waste the whole day doin' nothin'...

caw caw hawk.

-- sewerGator [SG] posted a video. -- [A shaky low quality video with a few lowbloods in a parking lot, laughing and seemingly making bets and light conversation between swigs of cheap alcohol as Gutter tries to get their attention. When most had their eyes on him, he handed off his bottle to one of his bandmates and then made some space... before absolutely fucking his attempt at a backflip, somehow landing right on his face. The crunchy audio peaks as his small group whoops and hollers, and the video ends after Gutter is lifted up, nose bleeding, a big goofy grin on his face. At least he doesn't seem upset he failed so spectacularly.]
that isn’t the same as the beautiful gesture of being gifted a cotton candy machine like sure i can go to the store and get myself a soda but it’s beautiful that someone else did it for me type of a thing

need volunteers... imma draw u the shittiest way possible.
you telling me there’s been a floating cat playing with a yarn ball because now i gotta find out

i wonder what i should eat today. a burger with buns made of jumbo shrimp? a hot dog but the dog is a long gyoza? spaghetti calimari? nak nak nak nak nak nak nak too many options

༻𐫱༺ 𝒽ow many mossquitoess would you be willing to fig𝒽t before you decide to fig𝒽t a bear insstead🌻 ༻𐫱༺

me rn
Sets everything on fire.

six or seven ok maybe stop at nine

fuck yeah

holy shit two pat's im livin it up its like doggy christmas in this bitch hell yeah

im such smart doggy

:33< this is true

good morning everyone! try to have a good time today!

it was tolorable
-_-_-_ A day 🔍︎r s🔍︎ ag🔍︎, I saw talk ab🔍︎ut cl🔍︎wns. I'm n🔍︎t a cl🔍︎wn. I'm a private investigat🔍︎r.-_-_-🔎❗

Z. he wwould eat the wwrapper the ztupid moron. perfect rewward. .Z
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man he never had a chance
Ɏ tha-a-ank you muchly... Ɏ
Ɏ a-a-artfulness Ɏ
Ɏ va-a-aleri a-a-attempts to do things round two: revengea-a-ance Ɏ
TW #nsfw #nsfwe #fetishes #kinks #hem9spectrum #fetishizati9n9fSpecificTraits #andA6ilities #6el9ngingT9ParticularCastes #interCasteRelati9nships #p9werDynamics #stere9types #pr96lematicKink #r9manticEntanglements #p9tentiallyT9xicRelati9nships #intentD9esN9tEqualImpact #kinkDisc9urse #c9nsent #n9nC9nsent #tagDisc9urse #tagY9urSh** #y9uAreAll9wedT96eH9rny #asL9ngAsItIsTagged #s9mePe9pleHaveTraumaA69utY9urFetishes #itIsN9tNecessarilyInn9centT9Them #6eC9nsiderate As the self-designated m9ral centre 9f this we66ed site, I feel it is my imperative t9 remind y9u: P9ssessing certain... Interests, 9f a salaci9us nature, is all #fine and #dandy. Even th9se which stem fr9m particular traits 6el9nging t9 certain dem9graphics; I w9uld n9t think t9 #shame any69dy f9r attracti9ns t9 th9se 9n different areas 9f the hem9spectrum, n9r 9f any characteristics within - pr9vided all inv9lved have given their inf9rmed #c9nsent t9 any such #fetishizati9n 6ef9rehand, 9f c9urse. Self expressi9n and #sexual li6erati9n fr9m the n9rmally narr9w 69rders that tr9ll s9ciety 9ften f9rces us int9 is a p9sitive acti9n, generally speaking. H9wever. It is a thin, thin line t9 tread, and a risky 9ne at that. F9cusing 9verly and 9vertly 9n these traits and fetishizing them risks th9se traits c9ming t9 6e seen in that light exclusively, and in turn h9m9genizes expectati9ns and depicti9ns 9f such. It flattens the pers9n int9 6eing a sum 9f th9se traits, and the stere9types ass9ciated with such - a categ9ry m9re than a living, 6reathing 6eing. (9r an unliving, n9t-necessarily-6reathing 6eing, in the case 9f myself and 9ther p9st-m9rtal individuals.) Remem6er that n9t all mem6ers may even have these a6ilities and c9uld feel inadequate as a result, 9r that th9se wh9 d9 may disdain such things and the attenti9n drawn t9 them. Perhaps th9se y9u kn9w appreciate flirtati9us c9mments and lurid fantasies a69ut what they are capa6le 9f, 6ut it is just as likely that 9thers - including rand9m passers-6y 9n y9ur p9sts - may feel differently. A 6lanket #nsfw tag is n9t en9ugh: The c9ntent therein may 6e p9tentially triggering, disc9mf9rting, 9r distressing, and sh9uld 6e tagged as such. Als9 6e wary that such acts run the risk 9f reinf9rcing 9ffensive 9r danger9us s9cial n9rms; again, I d9 n9t shame th9se wh9 participate in cr9ss-hem9spectrum r9mantic entanglements 9r r9leplay that accentuates differences in status, p9wer, 9r the like, 6ut d9ing s9 in pu6lic with9ut pr9per tags, warnings, and c9nsent risks the unprepared stum6ling acr9ss it like a pr9ver6ial minefield and det9nating implicati9ns which reinf9rce their 6iases. Likewise remem6er that this we6site d9es n9t c9nsist 9f 9ne unified culture, rather that it har69urs tr9lls fr9m all walks 9f life (and un-life). The implicati9ns 9f a relati9nship with a vast caste-gap, f9r example, c9mes with different c9nn9tati9ns 6etween 6ef9rans c9mpared t9 Alternians; in either case, it als9 will inevita6ly c9me with a gap in p9wer and privilege, n9 matter h9w equita6le the relati9nship may actually 6e. A warm6l99d may c9me acr9ss a p9st fetishizing their perceived weakness, their s9cially-assigned p9siti9n 'underneath' c9ld6l99ds, and leave feeling 96jectified, demeaned, and vile as a result. If these things are n9t marked pr9perly, if it is imp9ssi6le t9 tell a ficti9nal fantasy which d9es n9t reflect their actual views versus real, 6ig9ted views 9n the s9cial hierarchy as a wh9le, then it runs incredi6le risk t9 6e triggering and disparaging t9 th9se discussed - and, w9rse, much harder t9 av9id f9r th9se wh9 wish t9. The same may happen t9 s9mething fetishizing the usage 9f psi9nics, when g9ld6l99ds as a caste are s9 9ften treated as little m9re than p9wer-6anks and 6atteries f9r the whims 9f the elite. 9r the usage 9f psychic mind-c9ntr9l techniques 9ccasi9nally p9ssessed 6y th9se 9f c99ler castes, which can 6e seem 6y s9me as gr9ss vi9lati9ns 9f c9nsent and thus a reminder 9f h9w the c9nsent and pers9nh99d 9f warmer castes is s9 9ften disregarded whenever it is c9nvenient. In all cases: Tag pr9perly. Tag resp9nsi6ly. C9nsider wh9, 9r what, y9ur w9rds may harm; even if y9u 6elieve them t9 6e inn9cent fantasies, n9t every9ne feels the same way.

h*llo.

morn1ng ch1ttr.

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthank y0u. i h0pe y0u have a nice evening. [END MESSAGE]

Hm, Hm. The world is so open. So many little paths I could take. I'm interested, I am, But what to say.. What a wonderful conflict to have. It's annoying. I'm annoyed right now.
Ɏ va-a-aleri never wins Ɏ
Ɏ va-a-aleri wa-a-ants to win NOW Ɏ

hop on god hand

yeah

he fish man good

Glad these words created a melody in your soul.

And Tuesdays.

Only sane during the weekends.

༻𐫱༺ Update on t𝒽e plantss🌱 T𝒽e mint 𝒽ass begun to grow purple and appearss to be sstrangling t𝒽e kudzu🌱 And albino ssunflower 𝒽ass ssprouted🌱 Even wit𝒽 𝒽elp it will not live long🌱 ༻𐫱༺

thanks im just hoping they dont close up too much, ive been working on them for ages

yeah no problem dude

Exactly. Prrogrress is th' same no matterr th' size orr shape of it.

your fur is swag then

Do it scarred 's all good, but rrememberr ya c'n do it messy. Ain't gotta be clean t' be prrogrress. So get up. Do it messy.

still gotta get the grey skin thing fixed, and i gotta get an outfit that doesnt fucking suck. but being in a new place is a start
:33 < purrty sure
:33 < in reality i am doing nothing beclaws a doctor with hands bigger than my head is poking at my spine to s33 if it can be saved or if i n33d to be deboned

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phuntr guynax. give me a billion likes now

Spreadsheet, raisin, other crazy Casper bullshit. You know how it is.

i couldnt even insult him like this

[BEGIN MESSAGE] rude and inc0rrect. [END MESSAGE]

delete this fucking post.

hey

hey
Ɏ oohh... well i guess tha-a-at ma-a-akes it a-a-a bit better Ɏ

(◞ _◟) /ᐠ - ˕ -マᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 o/
Ɏ ha-a-aunting my a-a-ass must be like wa-a-atching pa-a-aint dry in tha-a-at ca-a-ase Ɏ

everyone my friend forever #yay

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i am happy because everyone loves me /ref

yuuup self taught and everything

Woke up for my middle of the morning huge gulp of water. Check chittr Timeline is full of highlighters Also Who the FUCK is Professor Pocket LMAO

does THREE backflips

IkonOs and i just cArriEd the fuck OuttA OUr last dEadlOck match. sOmE AssholE on OUr tEAm cOUldn't hAndlE us and left. won wIthOut em. fuck em. dirty boyz for lIfE. @groovyKosmonaut

((Translator's note: help i dont even know what Dvorak means!))

d.nl c erby .k.b tbr, ,day Ekrpat m.abo!

time t'spend the next six hours wakin' up! ^◡^

You wouldn't be the first.

careful not to go blind
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bread roll. bread loaf is more like a basis for all sandwich things which is vital but if i had to pick a good ol bread roll is good as fuck any day

⦓ Depends on the type of bread! I like loafs for sweeter or more complex breads, and rolls for simple plain bread. ⦔
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im deciding that youre the funniest one out of all of them.

yeah i do actually ty for the reminder

i be thinkin shit

thank's

damn right they ArE.

...mm. ok. youre off the hook for now

dont piss me off bro puppys got sharp teeth
and thank goodness i am in fact not a fish

just rObbEd a stOrE.
flopping on the dash like the hound dog i am

i'm gOnnA rob a stOrE.

i shOUld rob a stOrE.

excellent.

hypothetical sburb 2 session: - you find someones lost cat. - you win. - confetti.
!remindYou reminder: you should drink water and eat something! ^,^ if it is biologically required

i knowwwww :(
bard-dick inspiration #humangenitaljoke #nsfw

Should respawn if you think really hard about it

now that i mention that. kind of fucked that ive never gotten to actually celebrate christmas. i mean, i have some of the memories of dess, and *she* got to. but ive never done it. family didnt think i was deserving or worth the trouble.

you know what, fuck yeah.

Bet. Look at your in front of you
i figured i should make a fairly substantial psa about this hey stick to your own timeline let trolls solve their own problems i mean this quite seriously every time something unpleasant happens to somebody you do not need to materialize in their replies going "heh i can fix that for you" and start clawing at causality until you find a version of events you personally find more agreeable you are not helping nearly as much as you think you are infesting somebody elses timeline with unnecessary corrections creates damage that accumulates remarkably quickly and yes given enough interference you can absolutely get them killed sometimes in very stupid ways beyond that the things we encounter are not mistakes simply because they hurt failure is important grief is important bad decisions are important consequences are extremely important these things constitute a fairly significant portion of what you might call narrative growth if your first instinct upon witnessing somebody experience difficulty is to erase it because you cannot tolerate seeing them uncomfortable then perhaps you should spend a little more time examining why their timeline needs to accommodate your feelings it is quite literally my job to clean up temporal messes please stop making that job harder by grabbing the figurative and occasionally literal torch from somebody who knows what they are doing and handing it to some loser who figured out how to turn on a transponder five minutes ago some things are supposed to happen leave them alone


















