Another World's Michael Delgado
@deuteronomicDictionary
Fairly self-explanatory. Not to be confused with the other guy.
They brought in another Mike from a parallel world and he's wearing the same exact outfit as me. Couldn't you be even a little original, man
I order this pastry, inside the lonely Greggs of Broken Dreams Where there's dough and grease, and I'm the only one, I order alone Order alone, order alone / Order alone, order a- My pastry bag's the only thing before me, my mobile app's the only thing that's beeping Sometimes I wish someone out there will buy me Greggs Til then, I walk alone #shitpost
Gif of that teddy bear guy edited to say "There's so much RICHES" and then coins fall down over the screen.
Thinking of buying a new jacket. "New" as in new to me, I intend to buy secondhand.
Hear the drum pounding out of time Another protester has crossed the line To find the money's on the other side #lyricposting
"American Idiot" is a bit redundant, I think. It's like saying "Sahara desert". Sahara already suggests a desert, you don't need to say it separately. Not to call a kettle black, of course, I live in a hellhole too, but for once it feels like the lesser of two evils.
Won a free Baja Blast today. Life is good.
Might pick up the electric guitar. Think I could do well with that.
Picked up Super Mario Advance 4 today. Got it with the box and manual for a steal. I'm gonna get so pissed off at this game but it's all gonna be worth it. I wonder if I can unlock the e-Reader levels...
I might be fucked. I sent two important emails for today from the wrong address and the cutoff was like three hours ago.
Profile reskins on Chittr have always seemed like a strange case to me.
Been driving for two hours now, and my back's starting to go numb. Starting to think about how few vehicles I saw on Beforus.
I should really stop posting here before I develop any parasocial connections, but this is like the coolest thing I've ever stumbled upon and I don't wanna give it up.
Good news is, I made it home alright and can still post on here. My dad was worried but he's alright now. Told him I slept over at a friend's house. I have no idea how I still have access to Chittr but I reckon trying to explain it away will only confuse me more.
On the one hand, it's really fucking weird having met someone else who is quite literally you, not only because it's someone else who's you, but especially that they're treated as the 'real' you because you're much more recent to their friends. On the other hand, I got to pull out this image on my phone.
I have been brought up to speed that Alternia is not a city nor province in Beforus. The more you know?
Didn't get too much sleep. Kind of had to sleep on the floor. I guess there's not a time limit or anything but I don't want to become a missing persons report back home.
Been there, done that. It's not fun when you do get back. Hopefully it won't take you 15 years like it did me.
Got snatched back in 2012, had a life altering journey adventure and all sorts of other bullshit. I've only sort of stopped back to *my* (and specifically mine I've been to other versions) borough of NYC recently as of 2026, like last month.
Like I said, different circumstances. Fingers crossed you'll be home a whole hell of a lot sooner
Update. Currently on Beforus. Still have access to Chittr. This is like an intermediate step between where I was and where I'm going, but in the meantime: wow is it bright outside at night. How do you guys sleep like this?
blackout curtains usually
Display name amended to avoid confusion. If it's a bit much, I'll walk it back.
Good news is, I think I'm going home soon. If I don't lose access to this website - which I'm sure I will - I'll keep you guys posted. But if I go silent from here, assume it went well for me. Not that this matters to any of you, but it's nice to leave a little note.
SO FUCKIN hard bein so crazy sexy hot and so funny and so strong and so FUCKIN tall and yet somehow here's me with the whole FUCKIN PACKAGE
-s that espec-ally notable?
YO everything I ever said notable as FUCK otherwise I'd just keep my trap SHUT
- adm-re the conf-dence, then.