♦ pitied by @deuteronomicDictionary
This was th' first thing I saw when I logged in... @_@
trying to hit on the cashier at kfc and the meatball next in line kept bitching about keeping his salad upright in the bag think you have more pressing matters at hand when youre ordering a salad at kfc fatass
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I thought we were ignoring eachother, you probably shouldn't talk to me
was raised human, mostly have the same biology. but youre right, im not human. not sure why not being parasocial is a distinctly non-human trait, but alright.
It never takes the <>pp<>rtunity, n<> matter the time. I fear it might n<>t be that.
...wait, are you the dirk that got divorced recently? is that too soon to make that kind of joke?
Like I said, different circumstances. Fingers crossed you'll be home a whole hell of a lot sooner
Got snatched back in 2012, had a life altering journey adventure and all sorts of other bullshit. I've only sort of stopped back to *my* (and specifically mine I've been to other versions) borough of NYC recently as of 2026, like last month.
ᐖ MAYBE I SHULᐖ JUS GO OUT AN HOOK UP WIF ᐖA FIRST TROLL ᐖAT APPROAᑈHES ME FIRST LAWLLLL #NSFW ᐛ
Been there, done that. It's not fun when you do get back. Hopefully it won't take you 15 years like it did me.
ᐖ I ᐖGONT EBEN HAV A MOIRAIL ᐛ
I Do Miss Having Someone Feel Safe In My Arms, Felt Very Fulfilling.