Another World's Michael Delgado
@deuteronomicDictionary
Fairly self-explanatory. Not to be confused with the other guy.
:33< *the mighty huntress infects mew with my spores cutely*
Doubles them and gives them to the next person.
breaking my back at work when i should be getting my back blown out #nsfw
Ideally not at work, right?
i don't even care where at this point as long as it's from someone who loves me
WOULD YOU GUYS CONSIDER JACKING OFF TO BE A SPORT? I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BUT I CONSIDER THAT SHIT TO BE A SPORT, OKAY? IF PEOPLE CAN SIT BACK AND LABEL GODDAMN GOLF WHICH IS THE BORINGEST FUCKING SPORT IN THE WORLD, A GODDAMN SPORT—IF YOU CAN LABEL THAT SHIT AS A SPORT AND IF YOU CAN LABEL GODDAMN FISHING AS A SPORT, I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU CAN LABEL JACKING OFF A SPORT. #NSFW
This was th' first thing I saw when I logged in... @_@
I don't hate you. I'm strong enough to forgive and move on. But I also think you should get the death penalty as retribution.
Um... Okay...?
I feel like consorts should have a beam attack
You want everything to have a beam attack. Is there anything you *don't* want to have a beam attack? I ask lightheartedly with sincere curiosity.
:33< i would nefur be straight that might kill meow
OP always carries a mixer drink with her so she never has to drink anything straight. #substance
VI VII
If I had a friend called Vivian or something, I'd call her Vivii all the time and see if she ever realises I'm calling her 67.
Anyway If I started selling all the jewellery I pick up off all these dead paladins would anyone want it? It's perfectly good silver mostly so might be good for some of you crafty types I'm selling it for "get it out of my house and it's yours"
Yeah I could be persuaded tbh I really don't want this shit in my house anymore it gives me headaches
What currency do you have in mind? Or will any do? I have some coins that will probably be rare to you.
We work on copper/silver/goldsun coins here usually, but I will trade in any cool coins at all, trinkets, a cool beer I can analyze and try to recreate, or blood (not in a weird way I'm just a vampire this is intended in a "for a bag of cheez-its" tone)
I have a handful of old coins both legal tender and pressed from ten to a hundred years old, and I could send you a can of some fruity IPA if you're into stonefruit flavours. If you're not, I can find you a more traditional bottle, surely.
How many pieces of random jewellery do you want? I have like, a trunk full, because the paladins keep attacking my house If you want specific kinds/pieces I'll just bring the trunk and you can rummage lol I can't touch them But this sounds like a decent trade - I make melomels and stuff as a hobby so this is an "observing other people's craft" drink quest you get it
Do you want the entire trunk I will throw in the trunk itself for free The issue is like... this is "holy" silver and I'm undead so after a certain mass it starts emitting a "give Velvet a migraine" aura
Yeah I'll take the entire trunk off your hands for you. Pleasure doing business with you, I'm ready whenever you want to dispatch it and I'll have your goods ready in a couple minutes.
Yeah sick let me grab my "going outside during the day" cloak and make sure my kid's in coffin, I can be there in like 20?
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Could we know a bit more about who's missing? I would like to help but I don't recognise the name.
KILL YOuR FAMILY.
No, man. That's weird.
[GOREGLE $IGN$ $OMEONE HA$ A #RU$H ON YOU GOREGLE]
They share rare groceries with you.