Anyway If I started selling all the jewellery I pick up off all these dead paladins would anyone want it? It's perfectly good silver mostly so might be good for some of you crafty types I'm selling it for "get it out of my house and it's yours"
Yeah I could be persuaded tbh I really don't want this shit in my house anymore it gives me headaches
What currency do you have in mind? Or will any do? I have some coins that will probably be rare to you.
We work on copper/silver/goldsun coins here usually, but I will trade in any cool coins at all, trinkets, a cool beer I can analyze and try to recreate, or blood (not in a weird way I'm just a vampire this is intended in a "for a bag of cheez-its" tone)
I have a handful of old coins both legal tender and pressed from ten to a hundred years old, and I could send you a can of some fruity IPA if you're into stonefruit flavours. If you're not, I can find you a more traditional bottle, surely.
How many pieces of random jewellery do you want? I have like, a trunk full, because the paladins keep attacking my house If you want specific kinds/pieces I'll just bring the trunk and you can rummage lol I can't touch them But this sounds like a decent trade - I make melomels and stuff as a hobby so this is an "observing other people's craft" drink quest you get it
Do you want the entire trunk I will throw in the trunk itself for free The issue is like... this is "holy" silver and I'm undead so after a certain mass it starts emitting a "give Velvet a migraine" aura
Yeah I'll take the entire trunk off your hands for you. Pleasure doing business with you, I'm ready whenever you want to dispatch it and I'll have your goods ready in a couple minutes.
Yeah sick let me grab my "going outside during the day" cloak and make sure my kid's in coffin, I can be there in like 20?