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:33< aye aye captain

teehee. i’m wearing this totally yummy perfume called toasted marshmallow for the fall szn. super sweet.
i don't even care where at this point as long as it's from someone who loves me
breaking my back at work when i should be getting my back blown out #nsfw

Uhh. Traffic as a general concept

:33< yup :33< gasoline!
I successfully sold all of my yucky silver jewellery, I win forever I should keep selling shit I grab off paladins who attack my house this is an appealing business model What's the market for swords or entire sets of heavy plate

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Yeah sick let me grab my "going outside during the day" cloak and make sure my kid's in coffin, I can be there in like 20?
Do you want the entire trunk I will throw in the trunk itself for free The issue is like... this is "holy" silver and I'm undead so after a certain mass it starts emitting a "give Velvet a migraine" aura
How many pieces of random jewellery do you want? I have like, a trunk full, because the paladins keep attacking my house If you want specific kinds/pieces I'll just bring the trunk and you can rummage lol I can't touch them But this sounds like a decent trade - I make melomels and stuff as a hobby so this is an "observing other people's craft" drink quest you get it
Anyway If I started selling all the jewellery I pick up off all these dead paladins would anyone want it? It's perfectly good silver mostly so might be good for some of you crafty types I'm selling it for "get it out of my house and it's yours"

i haven't done it in awhile, so daily band recommendation Cortex. French-Rock and Jazz-Fusion. If you like early-mid 2000s hip hop, you might've heard them sampled. They're, uh. Kind of a big deal. A ppersonal standout to me is Paux. Off of the album Cortex, Vol 2 Really cool groove. Very nice vocal refrain. I likesit wwould also recommend the album troupeau bleu https://contemporaryjazz.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/cortex-troupeaubleu-800x600-1.png

sometimes i think im 2 flirty 4 my age but then i remember half the people ive talked with on here want me

trying something.

ugh nevermind, m∞∞d tanked, saw pic ∞f me and my dead wife we were cute th∞ugh. https://cdn.imgchest.c∞m/files/d726347138d7.jpeg

0kay ee l0ck the FUCK in

Breaks 0ut
oh good! and i guess i should expect that theres other planets for the aliens to live on too, ooohhh much much to think about!
aliens being real is crazy btw!!! im going to have to sit on this information in my bean bag chair for awhile lol X3

Pleased to meet you, too. I hope you're doing well?

Also hi Mike

good morning!!!

xx_ough.._whoa...._2nd_mike....._FANK_YUO!!!!_xx

the quickly-falling respect for you has been restored. no one should subject themselves to kardashians.

was raised human, mostly have the same biology. but youre right, im not human. not sure why not being parasocial is a distinctly non-human trait, but alright.

i think expecting chittr users to keep up with the live's of some version of a guy who is a celebrity in an entirely different universe is ridiculous and i will never check this kind of thing beforehand.

...wait, are you the dirk that got divorced recently? is that too soon to make that kind of joke?

Like I said, different circumstances. Fingers crossed you'll be home a whole hell of a lot sooner
Gotta start grabbing peoples faces and go ‘hey I like you let’s go eat some cheese.’
how do i look?

blackout curtains usually

Open to all! Just reminded me of something that happened.

Fine you’ve earned a humored breath
- can g-ve -t a try. -'ve got t-me to k-ll wh-le - follow up on some threads.

They brought in another Mike from a parallel world and he's wearing the same exact outfit as me. Couldn't you be even a little original, man


Is he wearing it better than you? Be honest.
-t st-tches curses -nto people.
ᛝ Whichever is Needed ᛝ ᛝ A curse, or one Broken ᛝ ᛝ It was designed for this Purpose ᛝ ᛝ It will do what is Spoken ᛝ





