Atrian Elarit
@castleYokle
here_to_talk_about_my_interests_..... he/him
:33 < *ac becomes god and turns efurryone neko*
thank_fuck_now_i_can_animorph_in_to_garfield_for_real_life
need_people_to_feel_like_this_when_interacting_with_me_ https://cdn_.imgchest_.com/files/c663994807fd_.jpg
this_is_a_joke_btw
i_sure_hop_it_does
chittr got real quiet once i started crackin wwise
avoiding_you_methinks
== snale... ==
snail_!_!_!_!
NOW PṴBLISHING: NEW #HORROR BY POBICO. HOLD ONTO YOṴ BITS STORY: “DRAIN FṴLL OF HAIR (NOT YOṴRS)”
that_is_fucking_horrifying
eatdging plates :) What is your favorite plate style other than circular?
fiestaware
heeyyyyyy_*<:)
i_am_drinking_a_milkshake_,_so_i_am_pretty_happy_rn_._how_about_you__?_?_?_?_?_?_?
oh_hell_yeah_._last_i_heard_your_face_broke_*<:( its_a_salted_caramel_milkshake
📺 𐌏h, the face is easily replaceable, I saw. As... 𐌅ague as I can put it. My e𐌗. Wh𐌏 has taken... s𐌏me fun in b𐌏thering me in a way. I stressed 𐌏ut 𐌏𐌅er it quite a bit. That s𐌏unds quite g𐌏𐌏d; I'll ha𐌅e t𐌏 ask if the h𐌏tel 𐌏r casin𐌏 I w𐌏rk at has 𐌏ne.
boooo_evil_exes_,_you_seem_like_a_super_cool_guy_so_like_i_hope_they_explode_in_a_random_accident_or_something_?_ its_pretty_good_._would_recommend_if_your_job(s)_does_milkshakes_.
FAAAAAAT BOYS (AND GIRLS (AND OTHERS)) SOUND OFF BECAUSE IT'S #fat #fuck #friday #orfatboy #ifyoulikeusingthatone #whichido #fatboyfriday
local_fat_guy_here_for_fat_boy_friday
what'S good my tusk twin welcome in
oh_hell_yeah_lets_touch_tusk_tips
tried_returning_grubby_to_the_caverns_and_did_not_see_a_single_jadeto_return_it_to_._he_came_back_home_with_me_for_now_._i_keep_having_to_beat_off_badgermom_with_a_stick_._she_keeps_licking_it_and_it_gets_soggy
99< [My professional recommendation is to leave it to the wilds. Many cloister jades are punished for showing favoritism towards grubs. If you allow anyone to discover you are harboring a grub there is a high probability of it or yourself becoming a target. Certainly, if it is allowed to wander without supervision it will be picked off by predators.] 99< [It is doubtful you have on prong its dietary requirements (a diverse intake of bones for calcium and nutritious marrow, succulent burrowing invertebrate such that might be found half a standard imperial measurement unit beneath the soil on most planets, mosses to graze on (clovers or dandelions also do nicely), and purified (not distilled) water. Mushroom caps make for a fine treat, but only in moderation and only if one is sure of its non-toxicity). Without all this it will not survive a perigee.] 99< [Not to mention that a grub requires constant exercise and mental stimulation for proper development. A large play area, interesting objects to fiddle with, problem-solving to acquire its meals... Not providing it with these is as good as leaving it to fend for itself in the wilds. Which you should do, to be clear. Am I understood?] Őoo
lol_your_tone_of_voice_annoys_me_so_i'm_going_to_ignored_you
99< [I highly suggest you read past the first paragraph. Though, if you are illiterate I suppose things will end as they would have.] Őoo
i_did_read_the_whole_thing_?_what_is_with_people_and_thinking_i_am_dumb_lol_._anyway_its_the_tone_of_voice_man_,_if_you_actually_want_people_to_listen_to_you_,_don't_treat_them_like_an_idiot_._even_if_you_think_they_are_?_am_i_understood_?
99< [I find that being able to humble oneself and take instruction from those with more experience is an important trait in caretakers. I humbly apologize, by all means, do what you will with your property, oh highblood.] Őoo
rolls_eyes i_suggest_you_go_back_and_reread_the_last_few_sentences_of_your_original_reply_._me_copying_your_tone_is_now_me_pulling_the_high_blood_card_i_guess_?when_i_didn't_mention_blood_color_at_all_if_we_remember_correctly_._my_phone_is_in_black_and_white_by_the_way_,_i_don't_know_your_blood_color_unless_i_look_at_your_profile_._which_i_havent_._ i_guess_asking_for_mutual_respect_is_too_much_?_like_i_get_it_,_you_were_trying_to_help_._but_i_want_to_point_out_that_i_am_not_from_the_same_planet_as_you_._or_even_a_part_of_the_same_universe_if_i_had_to_hazard_a_guess_._and_you_coming_at_me_like_i'm_stupid_,_and_that_im_going_to_do_something_as_dumb_as_try_and_raise_a_grub_is_the_issue_here_._commanding_things_from_me_like_im_someone_with_half_a_brain_when_i_am_following_the_steps_i_know_to_follow_when_someone_finds_a_grub_is_a_sure_way_to_get_responses_like_the_one_i_posted_.
99< [Planet does not have quite as much an effect as one might think. The Imperial Terraforming Program (ITP) is quite successful. Biotics imported from Alternia tend to out-compete native species, in all walks of life. The strategies one would use to rear wigglers on Continus-IV remain comparable to that of Alternia, or any other brooding planet, with gravitational variation being the most difficult to account for.] 99< [It is actually quite fascinating to see. Trolls hatched upon planets with higher gravity than that of Alternia tend to be squatter with greater aptitude for physical labor once properly located in a position on a planet with lower gravity. Those hatched on planets with a lower gravity than that of Alternia tend to be less useful for physical labor, but have an easier time adapting to prolonged periods in space. I have also been studying, for quite some time, the effect gravity has on the makeup of the genetic slurry hived within a mother grub. Different gravity affects the density gradient which has vast implications on the genetic makeup of the grubs spewed from its orifices. Utterly fascinating.] Őoo
i_don't_know_what_an_alternia_is_.
that_was_me_telling_a_joke_,_but_like_alternia_doesn't_exist_where_im_from_lol
=oXO a'''awawa i,ve missed so much''' um''' im not going to try and learn it all at once¡¡ but if there,s anything really important can'''people fill me in a bit¿ =oXO
wah_!_!_!_welcome_back_!_!_!_!
my_charm_point_is_being_a_little_bit_pathetic
and_also_my_tusks
me_holding_out_this_grub_my_lusus_brought_home_from_the_tunnels_ https://cdn_.imgchest_.com/files/75bfd19b061f_.jpeg
bruh
xx_hitting_da_barz_of_da_basement_boy_cage_wif_a_big_stick_2_scare_all_da_boyz_xx
i'm_too_old_for_this_plz_let_me_out_chchow
xx_nuh_<3_xx
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xx_HAHWHWAJHWJHAAJAJA_CHOW_RLY_LIEKZ_DIS_IMAGE_u_may_leave_da_cage_x)_xx
thank_you_chchow_now_i_can_go_home_to_my_poor_lusus