Gygaax Bhildr
@tautologicalTechnique
🎲 LVL 11/ CHAOTIC GOOD / OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC / PROFICIENCY IN PERFORMANCE, ACROBATICS, INSIGHT (ICQA ACCREDITED PALE PAL)🎲 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My questlog ain't never too full for EWE! And that's a PACT!!!
ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Sheeesh, pal, you must not get thought of often, huh? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Hope I didn't scare ya or nothin'!!!! I swear ewe have just been on my pan slow cookin' kooky thoughts 'n happy fond imaginin' ever since ya started followin'...!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Trust me when I say I've been mighty eager to writecha a lil somethin' somethin'... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Wanna take a DC [10] stab at it???? I could drabble on about anythin' or anyone ya like...!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...so ain't this the darndest thing!!!! Turns out...ewe can meet a lotta strange folk on these 'ere online spaces, strung out over the cosmic wire, includin' those from BEFORUS!!!! Their like walk among us...'n though their cultures, histories, 'n customs are different... ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< They ain't strangers t'popularity contests 'n the like!!! Ain't that just the darndest thing...? Probably purrrrrttttyyyy damn different from our own Bruisy Pageants or Beauticull Troll spectacle events... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < IT WAS A LOTTA FUN!!! Thankin' my newfound buddy 'n pal, Chakwa fer pinchin' me up 'n moseyin' me along...'n mad thanks t'havenhive at large fer answerin' all my questions...!!!! I'm...honestly kinda stoked fer another future visit!!!!
♦️█ ░ w0land...demanded a rec0unt...and...he can have it...i am just n0t sticking ar0und...f0r 0ne hundred th0usand hand tallied v0tes... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< R-really?! The Woland I met seemed like a really chill, sorta swell, kinda...laid back 'n chill guy!!! We both talkin' 'bout th'same troll 'ere...?!?!?! E-either way, I uh...hope the recount is...exactly th'type 'o numbers he's lookin' fer...!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Always happy t'swing back by Beforus again! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just! Not fer that!
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Hello! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
Hello, darling.
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Hi Rose! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
How have you been? How's the Medusa coming along?
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ It seems to be comingg alongg, I have hearg lately dhat dhey are begginningg to approach dhe stagges where live testingg may beggin to be possible. I am very exciteg ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
wait, i think i forgot - what's the medusa?
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ I commissioneg a fishbowl mech for my safe aquatic transportation across terrestrial territory from @tautologgicalTechnique ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< 'n t'be crystal clear...!!! It's comin' along surprisingly purty damn good!!!! The pressure hull, emergency weights, 'n viewport survived all source durability testing, fractal impact demos, and NDT, or non-destructive testin'...!!!! We're testing in a controlled environment tolight, 'n all goes well, we'll be ready 'n raring t'go!!!!!!!!!!!
Troll polyamory is just greedy...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ What do you need more than 4 fur?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ If you have two moirails you're lying and you have to pick one...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Good question! #Polyquandary ain't actually as simple as raw numerics, 'n in many cases, you may even have LESS than four partners, since ya eschew one quad in favor of a double-stuffed one elsewhere... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < And very rarely d'ya feel th'need for an auspice! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Open communication is CRUCIAL for anyone in a polyquandarous state 'o affairs...in the same way you shouldn't hide yer blackrom quad from a redrom 'n act like yer time is just gettin' idly nibbled at by an especially rousin' series 'o lusii encounters...it really is poor form not t'let someone know if ewe got multiple partners in one quadrant, since it shifts th'dynamic, and leads to a lot of quadsmear that someone might not be open fire pan grilled 'n ready for!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < There could be DOZENS of HUNDREDS of reasons fer a troll polyamory arrangement...sometimes old flames reignite, 'n all trolls involved are OK with it. Sometimes personality types just favor a flavor of blackrom in ALL their relationships, leading to vacillations so frequent they never stop...sometimes a troll is just so gosh-darn broken up by the world, they never stop needing moirail-type pale paling around in order to get by... ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< Whatever their reasons...ain't really our place to judge another's personal decisions, is it...? Especially callin 'em greedy wholesale...! Just my thoughts.
Not reading this...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Just lustful and greedy...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
ദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< To each their self-own! I find those who have the most trouble with more than one partner...struggle to keep even the initial first. So this really shouldn't affect ewe too much, if that's what yer worried about!
:33< *the mighty huntress poisons the watpurr supply*
ᴗദ്ദ\̅_̅/̷̚(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< AWW...there goes my cup! Somebody's poisoned the water supply!
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— !!! —— (˘ ³˘)
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Never let perfection be th' CR 14 enemy of progress!!!!!
still in bed, can we keep the quiz trend going for when im up entirely
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Link is waitin' fer ewe right here under my post fer when yer up 'n geared for it proper...very short quiz though, ain't nothin' too baaAaaaaAad. https://chittr.ing/profile/tautologicalTechnique/78ec42c3-315d-42a6-a729-02d8ba3c6d1e
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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Hey, same as what I done up'n got!!! https://chittr.ing/profile/tautologicalTechnique/78ec42c3-315d-42a6-a729-02d8ba3c6d1e
|| ► what time is it? soon-to-beforian understandings of the trollian sweep. || an article on beforus-based calendar understanding and execution of chronology by accredited author chakwa nanich, localized into 4 separate trollian dialects and 1 non-trollian dialect for ease-of-reading. questions? comments? generalized fears about upcoming elections to caste-representative positions in government? chakwa nanich can be reached using @integrityManifesto on chittr. → article begins. in branching out across platforms, it has come to my attention that! non-trollian species might struggle to understand the timekeeping practices of a beforian journalist. since journalism itself is about sharing information in the most understandable and blunt way, i can't exactly leave a newfound audience out to dry. so. despite my great efforts to avoid the inevitable, i will now embrace the mantle of proper schoolfeeder to the unabsorbed. should make things easier when you are all eventually subsumed into the beforian domain, putting you at least two sheds above the average cull-captive. let's hop to it! beforus rotates on two axes, the polar axis and the lunar axis. the polar axis runs through our largest oceans, specifically the deepest trenches of those oceans! similar to the "human" concept of "north and south" poles from my extensive research. the lunar axis is a variable point, so just think of it as "perpendicular" to our lovely pink moon and our solar system's resident star. analogous to the "human" concept of "north and south" poles... again. wik-kəmtəks? most wrigglers are! don't worry... i have a feedecree in communication. time to approach it another way. beforus orbits the resident star on its lunar axis, meaning the moon and the sun are on the same "plane" in space at all times. however, the planet SPINS on its polar axis, and our equator is never parallel with our moon because the MOON orbits over the polar axis. 'dret wik-kəmtəks ixt. {i have included a helpful diagram below to clarify things a little further, in case my readers are visual feeders.} moving on... a perigee is the time it takes our pink moon to reach one pole from the other, or one full night and light together, with the apogee being the midpoint or change-over from light to night... or night to light depending on your location! sort of similar to chaku-san or chaku-mun for the diurnal "human" species that seems most dominant of non-trollian chittr users. the moon orbits us 13 full times over the course of an equinox. 26 perigees {or 26 apogees if you're weird} make just 1 equinox {about 1 rotation of the planet} and it takes around 26 equinoxes to orbit the resident star. wow! it sure is nice to have everything perfectly match like that, huh? ...fun fact for the curious... beforus actually has several "eves" that are "not-really-nights" in our calendars, or night / light cycles that get "skipped" from counting because we like our 26-26-26 set-up sooo much. you might have heard of 12th perigee's eve before! that's just one of our "skipping" perigees, showing up every equinox or so to pad out those pesky "almost" and "abouts" in beforan timekeeping. hatching on an eve is considered very unlucky in some parts of beforus, so do your best to chew out at a good time like just before or after a season. a season? right! beforus has four seasons, known as dim / dusk / dawn / doom. these are governed by our orbit around the resident star. doom and dusk are opposites, just like dim and dawn, existing on opposite sides of beforus at any given time. unlike non-trollian seasons on boring 1-axis planets like "earth" or similar, our seasons refer to the position of the star's light on beforus at any given time during a sweep. the side of beforus that faces the resident star is in the doom season, the side facing away from the resident star is in the dusk season! meanwhile, the dawn season is the "edge" of the doom-dusk seasons "turning" into the sunlight and the dim season is the doom-dusk "edge" now "turning" away from the sunlight. {i'll include a diagram for this as well. my gift to visual feeders.} doom seasons are hot, dusk seasons are cold, and dim / dawn seasons are just the best! thankfully, the worst of doom and dusk seasons take place over the deep oceans, warming our and cooling our waters in a way that keeps the whole of beforus very livable for even the lowliest of landdwellers. when our equator faces the resident star, our natural rotation keeps the topography from being utterly eradicated by husk-blistering radiation and heat... but don't go wandering during the light apogee. seriously! i'm warning you against that. phew! looks like we've covered all the basics, even if it gets even more complicated down to the smallest click. trolls are pretty set in our ways. we like everything working out in sort-of-tridecimals more than anything else, so even our perigees are broken up into 26: 13 scrubs before apogee then 13 scrubs after. as for a scrub, that's 26 swabs, and finally 52... clicks to a swab. {no system's perfect, i suppose.} consider it a system relying on 12... + 1, just in case. thank you for taking the time to feed up on basic beforian timekeeping with me, dear reader. hopefully these details have scuttled to the deepest reaches of your pan-equivalent... and if you're a troll who didn't know any of this stuff. well, now you do! if you enjoyed my ramblings, you might think to subscribe to my chittr profile, but. only do that if you're prepared for some hard hitting REAL journalism tackling the weird and wacky and wonderful problems on beforus. yes, i said PROBLEMS. no system is ideal until there's nothing left to critique, so keep your bulbs open and your tubes clean. if you dare! → article concludes. this is chakwa nanich, alta nayka ɬatu on the 12th lunar perigee of the 8th doom season's equinox. ɬax̣ayam! mirrored articles on swattpad, recoupjournal, huskbook, and panshock monthly. originally posted on the official alta 'mayka munk-kəmtəks website. — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < !!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Well slap my character sheet silly 'n call me a crit-fisher! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ewe done gone and illuminated my sizzled thinkpan like a daylight spell in a drow city! I was lost as a kobold in a corn maze, didn't know whether to wild shape or just lay down and let the doom scorch me senseless... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But you sat there, patient as a druid waitin' for her entangle to stick, and walked me through how them Beforan nights cycle like a celestial clock made by the Old Scratch himself!!!! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < For an Alternian who's used to screamin' heat and downright dastardly deadly suns sears, that gentle green moon unmoored rotation is like findin' a tavern with unlimited rations and a freshly fluided recuperacoon. I'm obliged to you, truly I am, more obliged, Chawka Nanich! Yer a real hero!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Adding THIS t'my resources!!!!
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I am also...ssssssssssssssssssso followin' ewe on Swattpad.
in a universe full of possibilities, gygaax bhildr is ixt in a taɬlam-taɬlam-tak'umunaq. i recently opened a personal account on a few sites we've already connected on briefly, so you might have missed my personal work woven through official alta 'mayka munk-kəmtəks articles... still, your support on swattpad means everything. ɬax̣ayam! ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡ — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< AWWWW, SHUCKS!!! I ain't all that, honest, honest!!! Ewe've got me blushin' somethin' fierce 'n frenzied...tell ewe what, I'll go ahead 'n get t'backreadin' now, catch myself up t'speed on what ya got furnished good 'n proper...'n I'll be sure t'chop through this 'ere writin' block 'n get some entertainment nice 'n furnished good 'n plenty-like...!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I got...so many demandin' fans now...does a pusher good!
₍^. .^₎⟆ !f he’sSss hot and hasSSSs enough !n h!Ss pantsSs, !’d let h!m call me h!sSs l!ttle sSSslut ꠹
ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< ...well, I'll be! 📝✍️
=oXO i feel like something is happening on chittr day but i dont have the context um,''' should i be worried or'''¿ =oXO
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Depends heavy on the circles y'frequent!
troll anthony Bourdain give me strength i have to cook for a swarm of trolls who refuse to eat anything that isn't deep fried gruB nuggets
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just a thought... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Try seein' if ewe can't tempt 'em with DEEP FRIED GOLD NUGGETS. It's a pan-oiling trick t'associate what they know with what they ain't ate yet... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Show 'em the sauce, tell 'em ewe can serve it on the side...'n insist yer on a boiled meat advisory, 'n the store will only letcha serve DEEP FRIED GOLD NUGGETS... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < And then ya whip up some OINKBEAST KATSUDOMINATION CUTLET. Chunks 'r best served stir fried, deveined and butterflied, coated in seasoned ground chitin flakes and deep-incinerated until golden amber. It has this mild nutty flavor easy on th'fussiest sorts. Serve with a side of spore mustard splotches fer dipping... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < 'n ya don't even gotta tell them what they ate. Expect th'most resistance if ewe don't feel like sculptin' them into ground up nugget chunks... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GOOD LUCK!!!!
| tke nApss n wAke up |n gooffy po|sst|ons |tA s|lly
ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< Look at it this way...! Prone condition...but less likely t'get snagged by ranged assailants...archeradicators historically hate odd fidgety forms that are low t'the ground...!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Plus plus plus!!! Experience in ROGUE leveling, missy!!! Yain't th'least bit ill-suited t'be deployin' Rogue's Evasion now!!! The more that body works, th'harder yer enemies 'n foes gotta t'keep up with ewe!!! Yer unstoppable!
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’m sSSso hungry꠹
(Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ <> <> <> <> We do provide free snacks at CNC Tabletopping events... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Assumin' ewe don't mind a hoot of a time palin' around in play-tend serialized pretend fights, encounters, and roleplayin', problem solvin', 'n such... ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< I am not above bribin' cute 'n creative people to play with me!
Is anyoone up foor sexting actually noot anyoone is a certain grooup oof peoople i fw heavily up foor sexting
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< ... #AddedToTheWIPs
Helloo?
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < You could not fathom how effortlessly that there request would be spun into a ficlet... (Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ <> <3 <3< <> IN ANY QUAD.
Any quad but mooiraillegience i doon't want Phuntr too get upset again
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Probably a wise call. I'd prefer not to write about somebody who would bellyache at the mention...but uh...that uh. Header, post, prompt thing somethin' ewe were fixin' t'get underway? I don't mind snaggin' a few pointers... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Gettin' a better idea of what an authentic Kryqus looks like, acts like, 'n orients like...! The troll behind the busty beastie!