Gygaax Bhildr
@tautologicalTechnique
🎲 LVL 11/ CHAOTIC GOOD / OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC / PROFICIENCY IN PERFORMANCE, ACROBATICS, INSIGHT (ICQA ACCREDITED PALE PAL)🎲 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My questlog ain't never too full for EWE! And that's a PACT!!!
- I STILL NEED TO BE PACIFIED 🤣🤣🤣 - THE SITUATION HERE IS BECOMING DIRE - BUT NOT FOR ME! LOL! 😂😂😂😂🖐️ #Bloodlust #PlatonicHate
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Howdy there! Let's not rush nothin', yeah? Take a few deep, powerful, strong, angry breaths! But do 'em...slow like, yeah? Picture yer breathin' fire! Meltin' stuff! GRRRR! Strong! RAWR! That means I HATE EWE in dragon...!!!! Let it all melt and peel off, every slick bit 'o flesh belongin' t'those who betrayed yer confidences t'day was gonna be a different day, 'n ewe were finally gonna get everythin' ya needed!!!! Feels baAAaAAaaAAAAd, don't it? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Don't it...tire ewe some? Enough t'just...set th'flame on a...slow burn, fer a bit...? Yer eyelids feelin'...thick...strained pan need a break...? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> Lay fer a while, will ya...? I'll keep my hands busy...riiight between the horns...we can up'n kill later, yeah? Not now.
@pearlescentPetals Unhand Warmblood. I have given you your one and only warning. Any attempts to resist will be treated as treason against Her Imperiousness's Royal Navy and punishable by action up to and including summary execution. I am an ally.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ah yes. The tried and true Warmblood Ally tactic of… ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < *Checks Session Notes (x13) In inventory* ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Mobilizing the fucking military.
Mmfh... Maybe I c'n use one of m' toys t' hold me over... @///@ #nsfw
o| ThE GoLd bLoOd sTeReOtYpE ShOuLd bE ThAt wE BlOw yOu uP AnD KiLl yOu aNd kIlL YoU AnD KiLl yOu #vIoLeNcE |o
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Y...yain't really...breaking new ground there, bucko! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...Every caste is this stereotype. 'n...to no variable degrees 'o accuracy. Are you one 'o them Beforan sorts 'r somethin'? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Alternia is the blow you up and kill you and kill you planet.
o| I GuEsS I JuSt dOn't wAnT PpL To tElL Me tO FiX ThEiR TeCh sHiT AnYmOrE So i wAnTeD SmThIn dIfFeReNt |O
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < What would YOU wanna do? If you could be or do anythin' ya like, unhampered by the demands 'o others? If ewe were yer own questlogger? Yer own questgiver? Yer own questfulfiller?
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Sometimes…I can’t sleep without holding onto a mothewefucker!
its like this for us too!! we ..can only hug ourselVes so tigh..t (；￣Д￣)
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < They say three is a crowd, but imagine how quickly a whole crowd can make permanently short work of a temporary problem??? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Attempting a roll three times is better than advantage!!!!
we like those odds (っ´ω´c)
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> Well, golly, I’ll be…!!!! My questlog ain’t never too full fer th’likes ‘o ewe!!! Don’tchu hesitate none if yer troubled after sunup in the future, ya hear?
TW: #ins9mnia #freudianimplicati9ns #cursing
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Well, shoot there, stranger, I dunno if I’m fixin’ t’call it insomnia, nor if a mothewefucker really brings t’mind the sorta implications ewe quite bundled up there! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ‘ppreciate the courtesy…but why ain’tchu tag that there reply with #incest? Human sorts find that awfully troublesome stuff! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Love the spirit, but it might not be in th’right glass yer shakin’ it in!
I had c9nsidered tagging it with #incest h9wever I did n9t want t9 assume such a swift dr9p int9 pr96lematic territ9ry, and 9pted instead f9r the m9re am6igu9us #freudianimplicati9ns after the famed (yet n9t with9ut his fair share 9f questi9na6le ideas and 6ehavi9urs) human psych9l9gist. I see n9w that this may have 6een an err9r, and in future I will endeav9ur t9 d9 6etter. I am #listeningandlearning.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < That’s the spirit!!!! #TW #Implied #Substance #Substances #Afterlife #Death #MandatoryFun #Aphorisms #Spirits #Souls #Existentialism #ToxicPositivity #NoSpeechTags #Nonchalance #ProblematicCasteGap #PowerImbalance
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ‼️ Trigger warning!‼️ ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Think of it like the disclaimer somethin’ that could potentially upset someone is, or is fixin’ t’be, talked about!
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in the troll cleveland show does he go my name is troll cleveland brown
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Nawwww. The character is named CLEAVE LANBRO. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But it’s still called The Troll Cleaveland Brown Show for some reason.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y’know, sometimes I miss havin’ a lusus around all the time. LEECHSTEPDAD mighta been a real mean mother hogger… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But! And there is a but! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < …uhm. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < F. Forgot what I was daggum gonna say! So. Acrobatics check, go, [16], nice!!!
WE'VE erhghmm I'VE always got ..my lusus around its inseperabl..e but uhmm!! sorry to hear abo..ut your lusus (´-ω-( _ _ )
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ewe rub it in, why don’tcha? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KIDDIN, KIDDIN! I don’t wanna be ANYTHIN’ like my old death worm, no siree, nuh uh! ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < The less of him in me. Or anyone else. The better.
they must haVe RLEaLLy sucked ..then... (｡•́︿•̀｡)
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < For a time. Those that suck do have an awfully nasty habit ‘o dryin’ up when they run out though!!!
There'∆ an after work activity thi∆ Friday! But it'∆ only for... People with quadrant∆........
<<"you, um, you could always try and find someone to pretend for the night?">>
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Free for this week’s? I would be right happy to play pretend!!! Just lemme roll for my Caverns ‘n Cullbeasts character sheet ‘n stats…!
I'M CONSIDERING. *CONSIDERING.* HOSTING ANOTHER GATHERING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB THIS COMING MORNING. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY ONE FOR THE REAL LIGHT-OWLBEASTS. SOMETIME AFTER 6 OR 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME). I'D APOLOGIZE TO ANY TROLL LIVING IN A SLIGHTLY MORE EAST-ORIENTED DIMENSION, BUT I DON'T CARE. FUCK YOU AND THE TIMELINEZONE YOU RODE IN ON. FURTHER DETAILS TO BE STAMPED OUT, PENDING AN INITIAL INTEREST CHECK.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < G...golly gee...why'd he say fuck th'timelinezone I rode in on 'n me for...??? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < That aside...HAVE FUN!!! Love seein' the community buddy bunch up in pursuit 'o what makes this place superb...!!! 'specially fer filmography!
🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ [SHADOW CHITTR MNY GNG INTRO] 0:23 ⚬────── 9:15 ⇆ ◃◃ ıı ▹▹ ↻ 🔊▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▄▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ WELCOME. TO SHADOW CHITTR MONEY GANG. WE LOVE GETTING WELL. ▷ ㅤT-T-T-T-T-T-TODAY, THIS HOUR ON THE HOUR, WE ARE RECOGNIZING CHITTR USER GLOOMWEISS FOR BEING AN UNYIELDING SPIRIT. A REAL KINDRED SOUL. THE SULTAN OF SOMBER SULK. THE HARBINGER OF HEARTSTRINGS. THE LIBERATOR OF TEARS. ❚❚ HOLD UP. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF @tenebrificTermagant? ㅤ◁ㅤ◁ㅤ◁ NO BIG DEAL. LET'S GET A TISSUE FOR THAT ISSUE. MAD QUICKLY. ▷ GLOOMWEISS JOINED THIS WEBSITE MARCH 31ST AND HAS MADE IT A FASCINATING PLACE OF INTRIGUE AND WONDER EVER SINCE. SHE HAS LIT UP THE NIGHT UPON THE DARKEST HOUR. PARTICIPATED AND DRIFTED WITH A HAZY, DREAMLIKE QUALITY AND LEFT AN UNMISTAKABLE MARK ON THOSE SHE MEETS. THE STUFF OF DAYMARES, IT IS NO SECRET GLOOMWEISS HAS HAD A ROUGH GODDAMN SHAKE OF LIFE. BETWEEN FIRSTHAND CULLINGS, HIVELESSNESS, NO ONE HAS A BETTER CLAIM TO COMING FROM THE TARTRAILS. YET... ▷ THERE IS BEAUTY IN THAT BITCHIN' BUSINESS. THERE IS STRAIGHT UP L-L-L-L-LOVE IN THAT LONGING. AND SOMETIMES. NEWFOUND UNDERSTANDING. DID Y'ALL KNOW? GLOOMWEISS HERSELF IS WHAT BEST BE KNOWN AS "OBJECTUM", CHARACTERIZED BY DEEP QUADESQUE FEELS AND AFFINITY. DEEP EMOTIONAL ' N SOMETIMES PHYSICAL CONNECTION. A TENDERNESS. TO OBJECTS. YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. ▷ A SOFT. SWEET. FURNISHED UNDERSTANDING TOWARDS INANIMATE SORTS OF THINGS. LEARNED WHAT THAT WAS FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY, LIKE WHAAAAAAAAT? THAT IS SO DAMN FUCKIN' COOL! I WONDER IF GLOOMY COULD GIVE A BETTER EXPLANATION THAN THAT? MAYBE Y'ALL SHOULD ASK! SHIT FEELS SO SOFT, SOMBER, PATIENT, 'N UNIQUE. ▷ JUST LIKE BELOVED COMMUNITY MEMBER GLOOMWEISS. ㅤ◁ㅤ◁ㅤ◁ SEE Y'ALL NEXT TIME. 🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▆▇▉▂▃▄▅▆▇▉ [SHADOW CHITTR MNY GNG ONTRO] 0:03 ─────⚬─ 0:06 ⇆ ◃◃ ıı ▹▹ ↻ 🔊▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▅▄▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ 🔊▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▉▂▃▅▆▇▉ #WitchChittr #ShadowChittrMoneyGang #Promo #SwearWords #Shoutout #Gloomweiss #MoreLikeGloomWISE #@tenebrificTermagant #SHADOW #CHITTR #MONEY #GANG #WE #MEAN #GLOOMWEISS #WELL
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Actually mighty funny y'bring up objectum!!! Plenty 'o my clients 'r as such! Some 'o th'folks can be drawn in by real rinky dink trains...able to rattle 'em off by name 'n number with the familiarity 'o a lover...! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Others are super into androids, robots, mechanical types, 'n tweak augmented limbs with th'fanaticism 'o a parts number preachin' proselytantalizer...some love vehicles so daggum much...or materials, electronics, and they're ALL valid!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Many can get nasty functional, channelin' their fixations 'n philia fondness into somethin' that keeps the sky safe! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Dunno 'bout ewe...but I think I'd feel a helluva lot safer on a vessel hurtlin' through the air at a thousand 'er so kilometers per hour if I knew our Cpt. got all blushy under the collar-like about it, and would protect it t'the ends of the galaxy... ╰། ( ᏊʘꈊʘᏊ) །╯ < THAT SAID!!!! CONGRAAAATS, GLOOMWEISS! I hope whatever shy soul baaAAAAaaAcked 'n nominated you gets the courage t'convey t'you somehow...how cool they done think ewe are!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ);;;; < SSs..s.s.s.someday. Maybe. Naw. Er. Possibly?
[in troll jackass cadence] i'M phuntr guynax, and this is "the highblood ragebait" [troll jackass guitar riff begins to play]
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ain't that the darndest thing... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Hi there, name neighbor!!!! How're ewe doin'?
your last name is name neighbours with the word "builder" are you good at construction yes/no
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Am I good at construction... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Buddy. Phuntr. Bubba. My guy. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I BUILD WORLDS. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> I SCULPT COASTLINES. CITYSCAPES WHERE THE PHRASE "HIGH ENOUGH" AIN'T NEVER BUT A PASSING FLEETING FORM NETTIN' SIGNATURES FER ANOTHER EXTENSION! I ARTIFICE LANDS, DYKES, TUNNELS, CAVERNS, CULLBEAST ENCLOSURES, RAVINES, MOUNTAINSCAPES, THRASHPLAINS, BLUFFS, SKEWER LINES, AQUADUCKS, THE WHOLE FRIGHTENING NINE INCREMENT LENGTHS!
I could totally pail ∆omeone if I wanted to! It'∆ totally a choice to be a virgin I ∆wear!!! No matter what everyone in the office ∆ay∆! #n∆fw
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < “Everyone in the office says”….? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Errr…ewe might wanna lodge a complaint with TR ‘bout that lil gossip mill’s moochin’ smoochin’… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < That’s a Host style work environment!!!! Are ewe workin’ with cue ball domed green felt suit types??? Vanilla bean white dudes??? Whoever ewe done answer to, they better hope ewe don’t lacerate up!!!!
I think overall whoever took my ∆andwich i∆ happier to have it than I am ∆ad that I lo∆t it, ∆o in a way the overall happine∆∆ in Alternia ha∆ gone up!
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ewe reeeeeally ought t’put a curb on makin’ excuses fer punka who ain’t gonna stick around ‘n make their own to ewe… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < There a place nearby ya can scuttle on by t’pinch some eats? Happy t’put in an order fer pickup if ya just name th’spot. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Can even have it flayed to order so it’s nice ‘n tender-like!!!
That'∆ okay I had more than enough with my bi∆cuit∆... Thank you though!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Alrighty then! Lemme know if that ceases t’be th’case now, OK? Not fair ewe should have t’go hungry just ‘cuz someone else ain’t! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Me personally, I’d be fit t’be tied!!!