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calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.
I am looking for a limeblood. Know any?
OOOMMMGGG -I- GOT NEW BADGES AND THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY PERFEEEECT <3 <> <3< c3< -I- -l-ove -l-ove -l-ove them!!! <3 <3 <3
🜂 | Daily reminder: "Incognito Mode" is a EUPHEMISM for "Surrender." every time you clear your cookies you are spiritually cosplaying as a BEGGARDLY BITCHBOY i let 400 different subsidiaries track my hemospectrum specific affiliate link fluctuations in real time and as a result i have been PRE-APPROVED for deals you couldn't even DREAM of. wipe your cache and wipe your dignity with it!!! 🜂 | LIKE DAMN!!!! 🜂 | Terrified of the troll NSA reading your "private" messages?? sounds like someone doesn't have the GLOBES to handle being PERCEIVED AT ALL. i have installed 6 cameras in my own respiteblock and i PAY a subscription fee for the footage which i use to train hirelings to mimic my direct oversight. and this is before they even work for me! if you're not monetizing your subordinate's plentiful paranoias you are getting OUTHUSTLED by the panopticon. be watched or you will quickly become not worth watching. 🜂 | Just ask @realtrizzaTethis who ALWAYS keeps it real. 🜂 | The "privacy advocates" (unintuitive cucks) want you to believe your data is "sacred." WRONG. your data is a MUSCLE and if you dont EXERCISE it by selling it to every lowblood marketer with a pulse then you deserve ATROPHY not A TROPHY. i leaked my own caste number on the dark web and my stock went UP INSTANTLY. 🜂 | Doucheble authentication does bulge fuckall. passwords can literally be your first barkbeast or favorite pt. protect nothing. hoard everything. become sigma. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #SIGMAGRINDSET 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
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=oXO hmmmm i don,t really care about the kull and kult that,s just random numbers¡¡¡¡ but i do think''' i should do something for 100 followers¿ it seems like a thing that happens here' i,m not sure what to do, though¡ what to people usually do'''¿ =oXO
My, you are sweating a lot. Why don't you take those heavy clothes off? Surely it would help.
Welp, another night, another sleep on the cold hard wooden floor of this decrepit cabin in the woods as I hide from any and all potential threats to my wellbeing. Sure miss the slime, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. My DMs are open for any adoring fans that happen to stumble onto my presence while I'm away! I would love to indulge any of you with any questions you may have about my life or that of my company. But for now. I sleep.
Your personal taste in responses is awful! Absolutely horrendous! You should be ashamed of yourself for speaking to me with such callous disposition. After giving you a chance, too... Tsk, tsk.
The hell is the bite of '87. You straight up ignored my question right there. No answer, no nothing! Frankly, just absolutely ridiculous... No matter! I will show mercy and allow you to respond again. Now, have you heard of the MCI..?
NO FUCK OFF IF U WANT A PART 2 ZO BAD THEN WRITE IT URZELF BITCH X'(
Ooh my goog he saw it. I will kill yoou.
cLLose enough weLLcome back rankmaid
Pe0ple call me a prude but when i p0st s0me freak shit every0ne turns their n0se up at me #nsfw
Respectfully i definitely w0nt
@pearlescentPetals Unhand Warmblood. I have given you your one and only warning. Any attempts to resist will be treated as treason against Her Imperiousness's Royal Navy and punishable by action up to and including summary execution. I am an ally.
🜏 urr be♱♱err ♱han me ii would ea♱ em (unless ii♱s Dane. Dane ge♱s a kiiss) ♅
↗️I HAVE A HONED, INTERNAL CLOCKING SYSTEM TO AWAKE ME FOR MY NEXT SHIFT.↗️ ↘️the breaks i get between my (patent pending) 9-5-9 are sparse and rarely taken, but nevertheless necessary to maintain my baseline biological functions.↘️ ↗️BEFORE ONE OF MY MANY DETRACTORS APPEARS FROM THE PROVERBIAL WOOD TO INFORM ME THAT I AM SLACKING ON THE JOB BY INDULGING IN THESE BRIEF POWER SLUMBERS, PLEASE DENOTE THAT I AM LITERALLY WAY MORE EMPLOYED THAN YOU, AND THUSLY INVALIDATING YOUR CLAIM.↗️ ↘️you genuinely cannot even fathom my grindset.↘️ ↗️I ALWAYS AWAKE A PRECISE HALF BLINK BEFORE I AM SUPPOSED TO FULLY AWAKEN.↗️ ↘️i lay under my workplatform in my portacupe™️*↘️ ↗️(THE ONE AND ALSO ONLY PRODUCT TO TRUST WITH YOUR OVERLIGHT STAYCATION NEEDS, WITH PATENTED SLIME CONTAINING UNITS FOR A NO-MESS SHEDDING.) ↘️and await the ringing of my alarm to fully begin my night.↘️ ↗️AND I AM ASSURED, IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.↗️ ↘️even though i have sparsely slumbered.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE A FULL EIGHT HOURS OF REST.↗️
Would it be bad if I want t' turn m' pitch quad int' a second flushed or pale or ash'n one... I don' think I 'ave it in me t' 'ate anyone... :(
♤ [A picture of Kismet, standing at the passenger side of the same truck commonly seen throughout his adventures. Leaning against the hood is Shiloh, facing away from the camera. Kismet looks happy, having been able to change back into one of his usual outfits, bandages still covering his arms and legs. Captioned "♤ #Roadtrip! ♤"] ♤
QuESTION OF ETIQuETTE. FOR POLITE HIGH SOCIETY. IF I HAD. A SPECIAL SOMEBODY. AND. SHE PRODuCES A METRIC FuCKTON OF GIRL STINK. THE GOOD STuFF. THE BOTTLE IT uP. AND SHIP IT OuT. FOR LIKE. A METRIC FuCK TON OF CASH. IF EVER IN A BIND KIND OF GOOD STuFF. WHAT VOLuME SHOuLD MY NOSTRIL FLARE BE. WHEN SNIFFING HER HAIR. ON PuBLIC TRANSIT. I HAVE A DISABILITY. THAT ONLY FLARES uP WHEN SHE IS WITHIN SNIFFA RANGE. I NEED TO KNOW. HOW LOuD MY STEPPIES. AND REPEATED NOSTRIL INHALATIONS. OF VASTLY NuMBERED ODOR MOLECuLES. ARE PERMITTED TO BE. BEFORE I START GETTING WEIRD LOOKS. AND GO LOuDER.
oh no i sure hope that big scary trolls don’t come to fight night and draw blood . . . is this sarcasm thing working??? am i goading enough of you into semi-intentionally feeding the freaks of this site??? lmfao #nsfwe
for you??? if you just asked id share my location in a the beat of a pusher
if i put my address in my bio i’d hope i’d get a few stalkers (i’m not even being coy about it anymore fr it’s hot lmfao) i’m out of flowery words and the energy to be verbose about it #nsfwe
before i even have my nightfall coffee, your replies leave me breathless with a desire to see just how much you own up to your certainly *harmless* nature
whatever happened to viral challenges being an excuse to kiss people??? bring that back yes i wanna try to guess this flavor of chapstick and no my bulge is absolutely not affected by this scientific experimentation #nsfw
as always your affinity towards embarrassing trolls shows not that that is a bad thing, of course
yes.
careful getting so close to me . . . with your lips so close i just might be the kind to bite
you flip between being eloquent and, at times, even solicitous and striking with every letter you write
what? dude i seLL drugs i'm not touching your greasy hair
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@ i... @ @ um. wow. @ @ i certainly wasn't eXpecting any sort of comfort on my jumbled emotions on the matter, but that was definitely... impassioned. it is almost as though you saw through the eyes of one who might desire such a thing multiple times in short order. i. hm. @ @ your words are not... unappreciated, i would say, but i am, admittedly, having trouble parsing all of that. i think i may be blushing? it is hard to tell beneath the makeup. @ @ it almost feels like reading a fan fiction from the point of view of someone who had been taken with my form. quite... something! @
@ i had always been under the impression that the natural reaction to encountering myself would be fear. @
unfortunatly because *sometimes* i have to return the pale affections
unfortunately i’ll have to invite my pale situationship to next time they hold this
i'm sure you know the way you flip your tone is like whiplash everytime you speak, i find myself getting more on edge as if i'm waiting for the next time your words strike you make me want to show off more if it gets this kind of attention, "needy" as i may seem to you is it really a threat and terrifying if it's something that i've explained time and time again that i crave??? doesn't mean i'll beg for it, but it does encourage this endless loop of me showing off now that i know how obsessed you are with my throat and the thought of destroying it #nsfwe #gore
i, for once, have been rendered completely speechless unlike my <3< fishing posts, i did not expect this post to turn into something like this threaten to collapse my windchute one more time and i just might crumble for you >.> #nsfwe #gore
can we get an opposite for #inspirational posting? like #dissuasion posting?
it’s taken me some time to respond to this, but i feel like this truly deserved some real attention from me where would i begin to respond? a most loyal follower indeed if you already stalk my photos thinking of crushing my windpipe shut. . . it *would* surprise me that you chose pummel if you weren’t already someone who admitted to my page being amongst your favorites though, i have to admit i’m surprised you’re this excited about something so violent even with your past dirty talk in my replies shoving your tongue down my throat was partially expected, but the gnashing of our teeth and your desire to see me gasping for air??? would it be stupid for me to say it leaves me breathless??? if you keep my arms twisted behind me, i’d want you to push until they threaten to pop out of their joints, and even a little further if i’m honest with myself after all, you said it best, i seem to *really* like it hearing you’d cheat against your own system and use weighted dice, it almost makes me think i can drag you down to my lows i think the only solution is for you to hunt me down. . . take me to where the game is in your field, where you get the advantage of environmental control, fitting for a gm if i may say do be warned though, i pride myself in dexterity, so i hope you have the stats for the contested roll to put it in some familiar terms for you. . . if you catch me, maybe then you can splatter my blood in those woods of yours and pick me apart physically and mentally to see what makes me really tick and trust me when i say, crack things open as you please and i’d want and enjoy every moment of it #nsfwe #gore
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