♦ pitied by @tautologicalTechnique
- Gwwhhhgeeee - Hoooooooooooo - Ghgwwhheeee - Hmmmmfooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣 - Oh beetlebits I amm so exhausted fromm all of this raging - I'mm so mmad 😂😂🤣🤣 But so, so tired... 🥹
- https://i.ibb.co/BKFKmmZXb/immage.png #Funny #LOL #ROFLCOPTER
- I NEED TO BE PACIFIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- I STILL NEED TO BE PACIFIED 🤣🤣🤣 - THE SITUATION HERE IS BECOMING DIRE - BUT NOT FOR ME! LOL! 😂😂😂😂🖐️ #Bloodlust #PlatonicHate
o| I GuEsS I JuSt dOn't wAnT PpL To tElL Me tO FiX ThEiR TeCh sHiT AnYmOrE So i wAnTeD SmThIn dIfFeReNt |O
o| ThE GoLd bLoOd sTeReOtYpE ShOuLd bE ThAt wE BlOw yOu uP AnD KiLl yOu aNd kIlL YoU AnD KiLl yOu #vIoLeNcE |o
o| PaRtIaLlY, bUt mOsTlY ThAt wE KnOw hOw tO UsE CoMpUtErS. i tHiNk i'm hAvInG A WoKe mOmEnT RiGhT NoW AcTuAlLy i jUsT ReAlIzEd sOmEtHiNg |O
I had c9nsidered tagging it with #incest h9wever I did n9t want t9 assume such a swift dr9p int9 pr96lematic territ9ry, and 9pted instead f9r the m9re am6igu9us #freudianimplicati9ns after the famed (yet n9t with9ut his fair share 9f questi9na6le ideas and 6ehavi9urs) human psych9l9gist. I see n9w that this may have 6een an err9r, and in future I will endeav9ur t9 d9 6etter. I am #listeningandlearning.
TW: #ins9mnia #freudianimplicati9ns #cursing
we like those odds (っ´ω´c)
-t warms my p<sher know-ng they're all st-ll th-nk-ng of me.
its like this for us too!! we ..can only hug ourselVes so tigh..t (；￣Д￣)
they must haVe RLEaLLy sucked ..then... (｡•́︿•̀｡)
WE'VE erhghmm I'VE always got ..my lusus around its inseperabl..e but uhmm!! sorry to hear abo..ut your lusus (´-ω-( _ _ )
There'∆ an after work activity thi∆ Friday! But it'∆ only for... People with quadrant∆........
[in troll jackass cadence] i'M phuntr guynax, and this is "the highblood ragebait" [troll jackass guitar riff begins to play]
I can't wait to get to work today! And have reverie∆ about what it would be like to have a quadrant filled...
Don't tell my bo∆∆ but I took ∆ix minute∆ in∆tead of five during my break!
Lunchtime! I think ∆omeone in the office took my ∆andwich out the fridge but that'∆ okay.... I'll ju∆t have a little bi∆cuit for lunch......
Now I really ∆ee why they call it not ∆afe for work.... Golly.......
Not to get #political or anything but I like to have a little bit of juice during breakfa∆t.....
I really hope I don't have a long day at work today...
One of the other teal∆ at the office called me a chud... I hope that'∆ a good thing!
I got pranked at work and they ∆oaked my top ∆o I had to take it off. The∆e guy∆ are ∆o funny!
AC i∆ broken and won't turn on! It'∆ getting very hot in here..... #∆weaty
That'∆ okay I had more than enough with my bi∆cuit∆... Thank you though!
↗️I WILL ALLOW IT TO BE GOREDASHED TO MY OFFICE WORKSQUARE, BUT I REFUSE TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE TEMPTED OUTSIDE OF IT LIKE SOME KIND OF WIGGLER BEING LEAD INTO THE FUZZY MAW OF A HUNGERING CHOLERBEAR WITH A STRING OF BRIGHTLY COLORED SUCROSE-BASED EARLYDUSK NUTRITIOUS CIRCLES.↗️ ↘️i am↘️ ↗️TEMPTED↗️ ↘️by the allure of a single, dry stretch of lightly sugared, oil-based biscsustenance.↘️ ↗️THIS IS MY FINAL OFFER.↗️ ↘️deal or no deal.↘️
↘️please censor gratuitous use of cussing on my posts.↘️ ↗️FURTHER MENTIONS OF U*IONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED OR ACKNOWLEDGED.↗️
↘️are you literally coming onto my post, demanding that i give into base functionality.↘️ ↗️SUGGESTING THAT I BEND THE WALKCAP TO GROVEL IN MY OWN PERPETUAL SHAME.↗️ ↘️a strict adherence to one's bioschedule, and not corporate's clock?↘️ ↗️THE MORE IMPORTANT CLOCK?↗️ ↘️i am not going to do that.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN BEING LULLED INTO SUBMISSION BY THE PROMISE OF ONE MEASELY CUP OF BROWNWATER, SLUDGE USED AS A PROP TO HAPHAZARDLY SUPPORT THE PUSHERS OF LESSER EMPLOYEES AND UNELITE HIRINGS.↗️
↗️I HAVE A HONED, INTERNAL CLOCKING SYSTEM TO AWAKE ME FOR MY NEXT SHIFT.↗️ ↘️the breaks i get between my (patent pending) 9-5-9 are sparse and rarely taken, but nevertheless necessary to maintain my baseline biological functions.↘️ ↗️BEFORE ONE OF MY MANY DETRACTORS APPEARS FROM THE PROVERBIAL WOOD TO INFORM ME THAT I AM SLACKING ON THE JOB BY INDULGING IN THESE BRIEF POWER SLUMBERS, PLEASE DENOTE THAT I AM LITERALLY WAY MORE EMPLOYED THAN YOU, AND THUSLY INVALIDATING YOUR CLAIM.↗️ ↘️you genuinely cannot even fathom my grindset.↘️ ↗️I ALWAYS AWAKE A PRECISE HALF BLINK BEFORE I AM SUPPOSED TO FULLY AWAKEN.↗️ ↘️i lay under my workplatform in my portacupe™️*↘️ ↗️(THE ONE AND ALSO ONLY PRODUCT TO TRUST WITH YOUR OVERLIGHT STAYCATION NEEDS, WITH PATENTED SLIME CONTAINING UNITS FOR A NO-MESS SHEDDING.) ↘️and await the ringing of my alarm to fully begin my night.↘️ ↗️AND I AM ASSURED, IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.↗️ ↘️even though i have sparsely slumbered.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE A FULL EIGHT HOURS OF REST.↗️
I think overall whoever took my ∆andwich i∆ happier to have it than I am ∆ad that I lo∆t it, ∆o in a way the overall happine∆∆ in Alternia ha∆ gone up!
Noot goonna lie "indigoocel" goot me gooood i'll add it too my bioo
Shoould?? They already have
noooooooo / bluh
THANKS. INTERCEPTED.
CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF ALL. NuM NuMS ARE NOT JuST BREASTS. THEY ARE NIPPLES. WHILE SOME ARE MORE PRONOuNCED THAN OTHERS. THIS IS A TEMPORARY STAGE LEADING uP TO PREDATION. IF YOu SEE A BIG BREASTED CHERuB. IT MEANS HE. OR THEY. I'M NOT NOT SEXIST. ARE HuNGRY. BuT INSTEAD OF THE SWOLLEN VENOM SACS HuMANS ARE LIKELY uSED TO ENCOuNTERING. WITH THEIR PuNY NATuRAL PREDATORS. OR THE DESPERATE FuCKASS RALLYING CRY FOR A MATE. OuR TITS ARE SOMEWHAT MORE PRACTICAL. IN FACT. EVEN THE MOST CuMBERSOME COWBAGS. SERVE. PuRPOSE. WE LIVE. SEVERAL ASTRONICAL uNITS APART. BITCHES GOTTA EAT. IMMEDIATELY. PLANETS TEEMING WITH LIFE ARE RARE. EVEN RARER. AFTER A CHERuB HAS BEEN THERE. EXEuNT THE SQuEAMISH. ENTER. SPECIAL STARDuST. OuR POWDERED MILK. THE BLuE STuFF. THAT COMES OuT OF THE TEAT. IN ABuNDANCE. WHEN STIMuLATED. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN HuNGRY. THE BODY PANICS. AND POWDERIZES uSELESS THINGS. LIKE EXOSKELETAL EXFOLIATION OF BONE. OR INJuRIES. OVER TIME. IT TAKES MORE. BARELY OFFERING BACK IN SuSTANENCE. WHAT IS FORFEITED. A CLOSED LOOP. BuT ONLY BARELY. SOME uNLuCKY FuCKS HAVE TO EAT METRIC SHIT TONS OF THE STuFF JuST TO SuRVIVE. LAuGHING IN DRuNKEN. HALLuCINATORY. GLITCHY TWITCHY BITCHY MISERY. STRANDED PARSEC CHERuBS MAKE DO. BEING DuST. IT IS ALMOST WEIGHTLESS. AND VERY EASY TO STORE. IT DOESN'T REALLY SPOIL. JuST TASTES LIKE SuGAR COATED BOOTY CHEEK FLAKES AFTER A WHILE. AND ROTS THE FANGS NEEDED FOR PREDATION IF RELIED ON OVERLY. THIS IS WHY SWEET TOOTH IS A NOTORIOuSLY WELL-KNOWN CHERuBIAN SLuR. YOu ARE CALLING uS. HABITuAL SELF-SATING TITSuCKS. YOu RACIST. NuM-NuMS ARE ALSO uSED FOR PARALYSIS OF LESSER SPECIES. SPECIFICALLY. OF THE LuNGS. NuM-NuMS RELEASE A SPECIAL STARDuST WHEN STIMuLATED. THE SIGHT. IS QuITE BEAuTIFuL. NOT A MOMENT GOES BY WHERE I AM NOT TEMPTED TO SQuEAL LIKE A BANSHEE (SHE/HER. JuST TO GIVE YOu AN IDEA ABOuT THE KIND OF HYSTERICS WE ARE TALKING ABOuT HERE) AND FONDLE MY OWN NIPPLES. THE ELATED HIGH IT BRINGS IS uNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE. IT EXCITES. PREVENTS SLEEP. AND BuRNS OuT MOST INADVERTENT JuJu POSSESSION. IT IS ALSO A GREAT NATuRAL HALFCHuB CHERuB SEMICONDuCTOR FOR JuJuS. JuJuS. ARE NATuRALLY ALL AROuND YOu. IN THE AIR YOu BREATHE. THE WATER YOu PISS OuT AFTER uSING IT. EVEN THE BODILY FLuIDS YOu SECRETE. uNRELATED TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PISSING. BY SuBDOING THESE INTERFERENCES. AND ISOLATING THE INFLuENCE OF ONE. PARTICuLAR THREAD. THE PuPPET IS EASIER TO CONTROL. AND LAuGHTER RESuLTS. THIS uSuALLY REVEALS THE LOCATION OF NEARBY PREY. WHO CANNOT HELP BuT GuFFAW. BEFORE BEING GOBBLED ALIVE. AND PROCESSED FOR TICKLISH NuTRIENTS. NuM-NuMS. CAN ALSO. DO SECONDARY SEXuAL CHARACTERISTICS HEALING. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH JuST A PINCH OF SPECIAL STARDuST. ALONG WITH A HAPPY THOuGHT. EVEN A uSELESS LEGGED. FuCKMASSIVELY ANXIOuS. ABSOLuTELY FuCKSTuPID MORONIC LAYABOuT. BOY. COuLD GET uP. DANCE. EVEN DO A SILLY JIG. PERHAPS IN CELEBRATION. OF THE NEWFOuND FREEDOM HIS SPONTANEOuSLY FuNCTIONING LEGS. ALONG WITH CALLOuS DISREGARD OF ANY BITCHES IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY MIGHT BRING HIM. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ENCOuNTERS WITH OTHER CHERuBS ARE VERY RARE. VERY VIOLENT. AND uSuALLY FATAL. IF YOu CANNOT NuRSE YOuR OWN WOuNDS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR NuM-NuMS. WHAT DO YOu EVEN HAVE THAT FuLLY INTACT FORKED TONGuE FOR. IF YOu CANNOT WHIP IT OuT. AND LAP uP A BIT OF THAT SWEET FuN DIP. YOu PATHETIC NONCHERuB DIPSHIT. THOuGH THE INTERNAL VIEW DOES NOT SHOW IT. THESE NuM-NuMS. THE NIPPLES. uSuALLY APPEAR AS SWIRLS. THAT IS NOT TO SAY. THEY ARE FREAKISHLY RIDGED. APPLE PEEL SHAPED IN TEXTuRE. BuT THE COLORATION. RESEMBLES A CHERuB'S CHEEKS. ONCE A CHERuB HAS SuCCESSFuLLY DOMINATED ITS OTHER HALF. THE NIPPLES BECOME COMPLETE. THIS IS REFERRED TO. AS A CHuPA CHuP NuM NuM. OR A CHuCHuNuNu FOR SHORT. CHuCHuNuNuS ARE A GREAT WAY TO CHECK. FOR EROTIC PREDISPOSITION. TOWARDS MATING. AS THEY BECOME QuITE SWOLLEN. TuRGID WITH SPECIAL STARDuST. FIT TO BuRST. AND CAuSE. LAuGHTER. AND MIRACLES. IT ALSO HEIGHTENS THE LIKELIHOOD. YOu ARE ABOuT TO WIND uP EATEN. AS MENTIONED EARLIER. THESE ARE PREDATORY PARTS. NuM-NuMS. ARE GOOD FOR NOM-NOMS. OR RuMP-RAMPS. PREPARE YOuR ANuS. OR PREPARE YOuR SEASONING. ACTuALLY. DO BOTH. YES. #WEEATASS AT ANY RATE. THAT SHOuLD JuST ABOuT COVER THE FIRST LESSON. IF THERE ARE ANY QuESTIONS. PLEASE HESITATE TO REACH OuT. AS I ALREADY COVERED IT. YOu JuST DIDN'T PAY GOOD ENOuGH FuCKING ATTENTION. YOu INGRATE. WHAT ARE YOu STILL DOING THERE. COMMENT. PRAISE ME. WORSHIP ME. FOR TELLING YOu THE SECRETS OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THE FACT. SPARKLY BLuE DuST. IS CHERuB LACTATE. AND PARALYSIS DuST. AND MORE POWERFuL THAN YOuR WEAK ASS WOMANLY CONSTITuTION FuRNISHED. BOOBS. MY NuM-NuMS POWERSCALE ME HIGHER THAN YOuR D-CuPS. #CHERuBIANANATOMYONEHuNDREDANDONE #BYCALIBORN #NSFW #BREAST #TITS #BOOBIES #TATAS #GOOGOOGAGAS #BADONKS #BADONKADONKS #BABADOOKBABADINGAS #DOBONHOKEROOS #SERIOuSHONKERS #DOHOONKHANKOLOOS #TONHONGEREKOOGERS #HuMuNGOuSHuNGOLOMGHONONONLOuGHOuNGOuS #LACTATION #BODYHORROR #VORE #ORALVORE #HARDVORE #MuRDER #ANATOMY #CHERuBS #NuM-NuMS #CHuCHuNuNu
Would it be bad if I want t' turn m' pitch quad int' a second flushed or pale or ash'n one... I don' think I 'ave it in me t' 'ate anyone... :(
K--<genuinely i stop posting for 6 hours and people think i culled myself. jegus. ill be back!
Thank yoou LGBT+ coommunity. "Dual-wielding bulge" is a wild thing too say thoough
♤ Oof Uh No, We Aren't An Item. We're Neighbours, Maybe Friends? But I Guess Shi's Still Mad I Stole Her Truck That One Time ♤
♤ [A picture of Kismet, standing at the passenger side of the same truck commonly seen throughout his adventures. Leaning against the hood is Shiloh, facing away from the camera. Kismet looks happy, having been able to change back into one of his usual outfits, bandages still covering his arms and legs. Captioned "♤ #Roadtrip! ♤"] ♤
♤ Maybe As A Hobby To Cope With Living In Such A Big Hive Down The Line ♤
♤ Having A Balcony Is Nice. Just Being Able To See The World Around From The Comfort Of Hive. But Until My Hive Moves, It Is The Same View. I Gotta Get Out Of Here. ♤
hanging out with friends / who plan on getting high with me / and following a troll bob ross video / i don't know if i can afford having the munchies though
K--<who want to fight me
SPECIAL THANKS. TO @archiveAddict WHO HAS BEEN SuPPORTING MY TRANSITION. INTO A FuLLTIME. MINDBLOWING CREATIVE POWERHOuSE. DESPITE THE HATERS. I HAVE BEEN TAKING THE PANGS OF MY SuFFERING AND SORROW. AND CHANNELING THEM INTO MY PROLIFIC CAREER. JuST AS THE HuMAN GOD CREATED JESuS WHEN HE WAS BORED. AND WANTED TO GET NAILED. BY STRAPPING YOuNG ROMAN STuDS. I TOO. HAVE CREATED. A LITTLE JESuS OF MY OWN. I GIVE YOu. CHALIE BHORNE. MASTER DEBATER. THE TuRNER OF TIDES. IN ALL BATTLES. THE ANGEL OF VICTORY. SPANKER OF ASSES. THAT SPAN WIDER THAN HIS BRAINY HEAD. WITH ALL THE IDEAS. AND BATTLE PLANS. ALREADY DECIDED INSIDE OF IT. HE CARRIES THE FLAME. THAT WILL BuRN ALL FALSE IDOLS. TO THE BITCH ASS GROuND. THEY BELONG IN. I HAVE MODELED HIM. IN INORDINATE ACCuRACY. FORGOING MY uSuAL ATTIRE. OF GREEN SuSPENDERS. AND A DAPPER BOWTIE. IN FAVOR. OF A FuN. SKEW-WHIFF EXPRESSIONISM. AND A FOPPISH. IF uNDERSTATED. CAIRO OVERCOAT. THESE WERE GIFTS GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS LuSuS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. WHO IMPARTED IN HIM KNOWLEDGE OF JuSTICE. NEVER TAKING SHIT FROM ANYBODY. AND EATING ANYONE WHO DISAGREES HIM. THIS IS LITERALLY ME. I DO NOT TAKE CONSTRuCTIVE CRITICISM. PRAISES ONLY PLEASE. https://i.imgur.com/GKGYYsP.png
you tell me this when my dice are away from me . . . is a digital roll acceptable???
for you??? if you just asked id share my location in a the beat of a pusher
if i put my address in my bio i’d hope i’d get a few stalkers (i’m not even being coy about it anymore fr it’s hot lmfao) i’m out of flowery words and the energy to be verbose about it #nsfwe
before i even have my nightfall coffee, your replies leave me breathless with a desire to see just how much you own up to your certainly *harmless* nature
as always your affinity towards embarrassing trolls shows not that that is a bad thing, of course
you flip between being eloquent and, at times, even solicitous and striking with every letter you write
careful getting so close to me . . . with your lips so close i just might be the kind to bite
D'you guys think I'd look nice in a dress outside m' uniform? 've wanted t' try and um-- find some non-work clothes... Since I don' really 'ave any. Haha
whatever happened to viral challenges being an excuse to kiss people??? bring that back yes i wanna try to guess this flavor of chapstick and no my bulge is absolutely not affected by this scientific experimentation #nsfw
i lowve getting becked by cute lovwbloods i mean vwarmbloods
:33< alright well clawviously i go with them and trust them impurrlicitly! :33< im pawsitive only good things can clawm of this
:33< of course :33< nyatpurral seven and my modifypurr fur insight is +3 fur a total of 10
:33< *the mighty huntress flushes olive and winks at them again fur an epic wink x2 clawmbo* :33< oh mew know it means im easy to mannage manipmewlate and take to pound town twentyfur seven ladies! :33< and if any of mew are rainbow drinkpurrs mew can bite meow as meowch as mew want just dont kill meow beclaws having to clawm back furom that sucks major bulge and nyat in the fun way! :33< #nsfw
:33< tactical kitty clawmbat roll!!!
50% off on everything for today
i APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN, bUT THINK i AM NOT PARTICULARLY IN THE MARKET FOR, a, pALE PAL?
tHANKS, i REALLY NEEDED THAT, rIGHT NOW,
fUN CUTE, sHEEP VIDEO FOR FUN, sHEEP LIKING, fRIENDS, #SHEEP #BAABEAST HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=39TUMH4Ubi4
Does anyone need wool? One of ourr usual buyerrs found a differrent supplierr and now with shearrin' day comin' up we need someone t' sell to.
c< HMMMMMMM, OKay, yeaH, tHat MaKes eNOugH seNse, ill see if Me aNd tHeM aNd gO ON aNOtHer Hate date sOON, aNd, ill Keep ya pOsted ON tHat.. tbH, its beeN a lOOONg tiMe siNce ive felt pitcH 4 sOMeONe, sO... ill taKe yOur wOrd ON tHat, sO, tHaNKs 4 tHe advice! >c
c< OH, rigHt, yeaH, tHat wHOle Hate date i weNt ON... it, uH... HMMM, by all staNdards, it was OutstaNdiNg, except i waNted eM dead by tHe eNd Of it all... tHey areNt, but, liKe, i was teMpted 4 a secONd, uHHHH, Outside Of tHat, it was wONderful! #viOleNce i guess, but, NOt really, i did get a very Nice strife Out Of it tHOugH >c
c< i tHiNK @tau2lOgicalTecHNique waNted 2 Hear abOut it, Maybe sOMe OtHers 2, caNt be assed rigHt NOw... >c
DEAR LOVELY CONSCRIPTS. AND MISERABLE CAPTIVES. ALL HELD INTO PLACE BY MY. BEGuILING CHARMS. DIZZYING INTELLECT. AND RAW. MuSCuLATuRE. PHYSICALLY THWARTING. ALL YOuR ATTEMPTS AT LEAVING. TONIGHT WAS HARD ON ME. HARDER THAN MOST ANYTHING I HAVE EVER FELT. I PuLLED OFF. A REALLY COOL TRICK. THAT TOOK A LOT OF PREP TIME. AND NOBODY EVEN NOTICED. TOO BuSY. PREOCCuPIED WITH THEMSELVES. AND RuNNING FOR THEIR LIVES. I AM FEELING. DOuR. HERE IS. AN ARTIST'S (ME'S). BEST ATTEMPT AT RENDERING. SO YOu CAN ALL SEE. HOW COOL IT WAS. AND MAYBE. PRAISE ME. A LOT. https://i.imgur.com/h3Eru66.png
if there is any success to be had in the manglement of events, it is in seeing each + every participant snuggly-wuggly after a hard night's work. your brilliance, dear bhildr, shone through most brightly at your suggestion of overday tents for the most comfy + of course... the sleepy! ha ha ha.
It'lL BalancE OuT ThE OneS I GeT, RighT ;3c
Don'T ThinK You'rE LeaviN' WithouT SomE EitheR ;3
If AnyonE EveR NeedS To PracticE PickuP LineS I'm WillinG To ListeN AnD GivE FeedbacK (–⩊–)
@ i... @ @ um. wow. @ @ i certainly wasn't eXpecting any sort of comfort on my jumbled emotions on the matter, but that was definitely... impassioned. it is almost as though you saw through the eyes of one who might desire such a thing multiple times in short order. i. hm. @ @ your words are not... unappreciated, i would say, but i am, admittedly, having trouble parsing all of that. i think i may be blushing? it is hard to tell beneath the makeup. @ @ it almost feels like reading a fan fiction from the point of view of someone who had been taken with my form. quite... something! @
@ i had always been under the impression that the natural reaction to encountering myself would be fear. @
>.> without getting too deep into it, thanks for the helpful info . . . she also doesn’t like crowds so ig i’m glad to hear about those areas too
@ i had genuinely never heard that before. tall trolls of a "spooky" demeanor are desirable? how odd. @
unfortunatly because *sometimes* i have to return the pale affections
c< aHHH, ill try My best, but, wHO KNOws if tHe dice rOll tHat way >c
c< id lOve 2, but, iM ratHer busy 2NigHt, tHOugH, Maybe, pOssibly, perHaps eveN pOteNtially, i caN sHOw up duriN tHe tail eNd Of it, aNd Have a Nice curl up ON tHe pile >c
unfortunately i’ll have to invite my pale situationship to next time they hold this
c< sadly i caNt gO, but, i HOpe yOu eNjOy yOur tiMe tHere! >c
aw man. i'd love to go to this.
can we get an opposite for #inspirational posting? like #dissuasion posting?
I LIKE THAT HE HASN'T KILLED HIMSELF. IT MEANS I GET TO MAKE FuN OF HIM LONGER.
SO STOP FuCKING MAKING IT. WHY ARE YOu HERE IF YOu ARE JuST GOING TO BITCH ABOuT IT. GO BE ANYWHERE ELSE. YOu MISERABLE SAD SACK OF SOBBY SHIT.
I-I thi-ink thi-is websi-ite wo-ould be easi-ier i-if I-I had fri-iends. I-I do-o no-ot have tho-ose. Thi-is i-is why I-I am here. To-o make fri-iends. O-Or... my co-owo-orkers are mo-ocki-ing my po-oo-or attempts at so-oci-iali-izi-ing, and thi-is was a mi-istake. There are to-oo-o many celebri-iti-ies and hi-ighblo-oo-ods wi-ith i-impo-ortance attached to-o thei-ir namesakes. I-I am go-oi-ing to-o be si-ick.
I-I see I-I need to-o be mo-ore po-osi-iti-ive; I-I keep getti-ing hi-it wi-ith the pi-ity reacti-io-on. I-I have prepared po-osi-iti-ive talki-ing po-oi-ints and questi-io-ons. Po-osi-iti-ive talki-ing po-oi-int o-one: The weather was ni-ice to-oday. When I-I went to-o grab my package fro-om the mai-il, i-it was no-ot to-oo-o humi-id. Po-osi-iti-ive Questi-io-on o-one: What i-is yo-our favo-ori-ite dri-ink?
POINT OF ORDER! IT IS MY BIRTHDAY 🎂
please come to my restaurant. i don't wanna go bankrupt :(
came back to my hive to see my apparent “moirail” broke in again but this time she’s made tacos, margaritas, and jarritos plus joints this bitch knows how to weasel her way into forgiveness #substance and technical #nsfw for quad mention even though it’s not really a quad
i w0uld fuck it up as an uma.
To be able to post hhh from thhhe comfort of my hhhome... hhh hhhhhh... even if I can hhhear neighhhbours arguing... ghhhk. I'm so glad I hhhhhhhhh hhhave thhhe day off tomorrow... I want... to spend all every hhhour whhhile thhhe sun is up just... basking in... being online... in my hhhive whhhere hhhighhhbloods hhhave been and know whhhere is hhhehhhe HHHhhhHHHhhh hhhhhhhhh So hhhappy I could die tbhhh hhhhhh
still one of your favorites and that means you still have *some* problems which is hot tho so it balances out lmfao
(◕ ᴥ ◕) umm… guwhat is this…
Thank you, too. The thing about surviving decapitation is the coolest one, but the scale of a bug's strength is also extremely impressive. Please tell me more facts at your convenience.
Ahem. I sure hope no one with a passion for explaining interesting topics shows up and tells me all about a thing they care about. Oh no. That would be so. Awful.
How th' hell do I convince my boss that we gotta move th' woolbeasts? Because apparrently "hey man therre's some weirrd ass monsterr in th' woods makin' arrt frrom theirr intestines" ain't enough to move them frrom this paddock (which is adjacent to th' woods), to anotherr paddock (not adjacent to th' woods). #horrrrorr #gorre
I canno† wai† for †he day when I can examine a seadweller, or a mu†an†. I would be so lucky if †hey had wings †o pin †oo. xu^
Wha† do †hese reac†ions mean. Is i† bad †o be media†ed wi†hin †he confines of †his websi†e? Do people no† apprecia†e my passion?
☥hough I will a† leas† share †his one. I canno† wai† for †he day I find a cool-blooded mu†an†.
One nigh†, I should compile a lis† of my pas† research projec†s, as well as my fu†ure-hopeful projec†s.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwow! gyuu are so nice!!! thank gyuu so much !!! also i like ice cubes guhehe
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwoah!!! guwe have so much in common. guwe should be friends :3
(◕ ᴥ ◕) oh guohkay…
(◕ ᴥ ◕) never mind i dont guwant to go to thrilli's if that guhate bot is there....
(◕ ᴥ ◕) thrilli's.... i heard they have mozzarella sticks there... gueh... i love mozzarella sticks... i want to go to there...
(ó ᴥ ò) gueh… how do u avoid hates on gyuur chits…
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(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuu all are talking about height? guwell im 10 ft. gyup. 10 ft fraimi and thats what they call gme guehe
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueh…
(◕ ᴥ ◕) dear lovers, tonight two of my very good fishy friends KISSED! thanks to my amazing cupid skills, i managed to put them on track for an amazing relationship. i can't wait to see what will unfold! what do you guys think will happen? they're two very brawny violets, but i think they have soft little hearts in their tough shells. guehe. anyways, sorry for the wait my little lovers!!! i have been having such a grand time with this business. so many couples to couple! there's another set that i have high hopes for... guehe.... soon. Soon. fraimi's cupid expertise never fails. i'll get to answering asks soon, so feel free to keep sending them in. but what do you guys think? have you found true love recently? let me know in the comments! 💘 love fraimi, cupid expert (◕ ᴥ ◕) 🏹 https://i.ibb.co/99Mg5fwr/sealed-with-loved.png
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwell your moirail is in real life and your matesprit is online! i dont think its wrong of gyuu to hang out with your moirail more guehe…
(◕ ᴥ ◕) that’s not quadrant advice…
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guohkay! my email is fraimicupid@rotmail.com guehe
(◕ ᴥ ◕) if gyuu ever need romance advice… i’m your girl guehe
(◕ ᴥ ◕) when the guwaiter brings out the mozzarella sticks https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/109298727_ab8b4gEkdXgaTHN.png
(◕ ᴥ ◕) but thats guohkay i have all you little people in my shellphone guehehe
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueh... is there anyone else guout there... in this cold arctic...guehmmm... i feel like its just gume and my mean neighbor...
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guxactly!!! being loved and cherished is a beyuuutiful thing! guehe
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwow... i love to see two trolls in love!!! protecting each other on social media from the guhaters...
(◕ ᴥ ◕) so true lovebot! guehehe!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm….’m a little bored watching ice float guehe… do any lovebirds guneed some advice…
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwhy am i being hated (ó ᴥ ò) guwhat did i do!!!
⫘⫘⫘⫘ I feel the need t𖦏 bite s𖦏mething. D𖦏es any𖦏ne have rec𖦏mmendati𖦏ns 𖦏n things t𖦏 chew 𖦏n? Metal has been a g𖦏𖦏d 𖦏ne f𖦏r awhile, but it's getting 𖦏ld. 彡 ⦮𓁹 𓁹⦯
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:33< the humble goblin :33< my second one is the imp
moirail not included in dis t)(o s)(outout
If we're talking about types when it comes to being with someone.. I like the intellectual types, nerdy types and punkish baddie types.. But that's just me!
I hate playing guessing games with my matesprit. Riddle this, Riddle that. Riddle my f♡♡t up y♡ur ass. #ann♡yed
"= perhaps that level of trust is why. hnnnnm. i have always struggled to get myself one of those. though i am adjusted enough, maybe a moirail could help me with overall direction, i stagnate soooo much. ="
you’ve just put my very being into words if i don’t break myself, how would i survive #nsfw #heavilysuggestive
saw someone say their page is a safe space felt like it was important to say. . . this page is /not/ a safe space. you are not safe. no one will be nice. i want this page as uncomfortable for everyone as possible lmfao
wow u dont stfu )(u)( i kno wat t)(e quads fuckin do i just dont get da appeal of )(avin em long term. plus peeps alwaves conc)(pliment my fits cuz ill cull em otterwise 3B-) n noglubby c)(allenges me cuz im da baddest to eva do it so yanno moby das it
tb)( i kno )(avin a matesprit n kismesis is finportant fore reproduction n allat but i aint sea da appeal beyond dat too muc)( 3B-?
"= intimidating. but. in a sense. i see how uuuuseful, that could, hm, be. ="
am i that intErEsting? i fEEl likE i'm mostly shitposting, or flirting without straying too closE to truE nsfw on thE public fEEd.
alright do you take payment? Ill sssend you the requessst in dmsss after you ressspond
•ᴥ- need that. -‿- -ᴥ•
>=>}Forgot I Also Did Art Of Stuff, Usual Monsters And CCreepy Shit. #horror #body-horror https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1435713771535339674/1488040659179929830/monsters.png?ex=69d1441b&is=69cff29b&hm=bead89bfeca9c9cbd8a994d713a911fc6fb7fdef3b075f3ef14f9a3435e2d3d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=800&height=800 -9-
y'know somEtimEs i wondEr why pEoplE havEn't rEspondEd... only to chEck my mEssgEs with thEm and rEalizE that i'vE accidEntally lEft thEm on rEad for a fEw hours...
okay what are you sssuggesssting to do though? I jussst ssscrolled through your account and i sssaw a whole assssss fanfic in there....do you take requessstsss?
i sEEm to profit of of pEoplE's misfortunE whEthEr i likE it or not, so. it's tEchnically par for thE coursE, at lEast.
it was only a couplE bucks, but hEy, monEy i don't havE to spEnd is monEy unspEnt.
swEEt, just got back from a snack run... that admittEdly yiEldEd no snacks... found a scratch off tickEt on my way thErE, turnEd out to bE a winnEr and covErEd half thE cost of thE drinks i bought. lovE whEn lifE throws you a bonE!
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AnY TipS On HoW To Un-LearN "PorN ActinG" SkillS AnD AcT BetteR #nsfw (ish)
yaaaass?
gaiz is it gay 2 be inluv? #amicooked?
&p@log!#$ for the pr#v!@us ch!t! !t &ppear$ som#one m&y h&ve @bt&!ned unauthorized &cc#$$ t@ my acc@unt! :) ! w@uld greatly appr#ciate !t !f Ch!ttr $t&ff c@uld h#lp prev#nt th!s from h&pp#ning &g&in in the future, and h@pe all of my aw#s@me c@worker$ at Sa!l$man rem#mb#r that they &re loved &nd &ppr#ciated! My boss h&$ r#&listic &nd norm&l expect&t!@n$! :)
your prosenubs have captured my imagination + spirited my very senses to the wondrous world of flayer emblem. perhaps i will conscript you to play through the 13th edition just once more, dear bhildr. for my sake. "rechitted" for visibility, of course.
Ah? - that's - unexpected... - Thank - you - Um - Hope - your moirail - gets - better - I - feel - flustered by the - honors - It - was - really - nothing - The writing - looks - well - written - this - time - as - well >
^^and mY condolences about Your moirail :(^^
^^i'm honored to haVe inspired You, mY friend~!^^
You are, in the words of your own professed before the eyes of God bio, “crazy shit man”.
I renounce my Christianity. The bit went as far as it would go, and if I have to type another King James excerpt I am going to break out in hives.
i cant wait! <> <> <> <> <> 0v0 bookmarked and eagerly awaiting the next installment!
i understand that today was supposed to be a day of prnanks and foolishness but today i recieved: a pushup video with a whimpering and moaning man that was made just for me that i havent stopped rewatchhing i think probably about eighteen times now a photo set of a as the humans would put it dilf doing extremely lewd things to his own body i absolutely reek i need to get in the ablution trap as soon as possible (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i need to meditate, humiliation, archive rating: E)
im sweaating i cant wait for the next chapter i feel like palesmut is such an underutilized dynamic outside of expected and safe palefluff stuff but seeing the forcible pale tag immediately had by ears flapping! 0////v////0 KUDOS! ❤︎
^^i see the ancient and storied rankmaid has some competition~!^^
i have performed the act of "rechitting" for visibility, dear bhildr. you have outdone yourself once again. though i am aggrieved at the lack of updates for "a tale in which the intrepid your/character travels across great biomes in search of a monstrous pale pal with whom to soothe a mighty flaw of character"... i will find it in my pusher to forgive.
This looks - nice - good - job >
i th/)ught this was chittr n/)t chumblr
•ᴥ- i'm flexible for a reason. don't worry about it. -‿- what kind of clown can't wear different hats. -‿- contorting and folding, weight bearing and molding to what who needs of me whenever. all par the course for a clown such as myself. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- hmmm. i can't say i have. -‿- but I'd give the whole guild a shot. #nsfw -ᴥ•
my chitts are mediated everywhere i go and i’m very confused and concerned who is this mysterious mediator why do i need mediating
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! A new mandated handed down by Prespurrdent Obama states that #hornyposting WILL begin on chittr starting now! Post your favorite #nsfw thoughts below!
× In The Name Of The Signless, WVhat The Heck.. Uh. I Don't Think I Havve Evver Played Fiduspawvn. I'll Just Do The WValk For Nowv.. ×
>This 3mbarrassm3nt will liv3 with my bloodlin3 for g3n3rations of d3sc3ndants, its tim3 to d3l3t3 my chittr night 1.
× I'm So Bored.. Send Me Things To Do Please https://files.catbox.moe/3fh3hz.png ×
undeath is interesting in every universe, and an endless world of possibilities gives the best opportunity to explore its every aspect. and that sounds like you’ve tried it before on someone’s windchute lol
you’re welcome here any time and if you play by the way we could play together i don’t often anymore, but i could make an exception for you
NeveR GonnA QuiT ChittR I LovE To SeE ThE PeoplE In My PalmhusK
this was oddly very sweet on top of that image your posts are always delightful to read
talk dirty to me but like more so just telling me how you’ll consume my very being #nsfwe
WTF!!! i am joining ur cuz x( how culd dey do dis?!?!?
You know, you've got a point. I've beeen zo buzy buzting my own azz, I can't juzt zettle for the bare minimum. That'z really zweet of you to zay. <^^> Zometimez it'z hard to even think about theze thingz zince work iz alwayz at the forefront, but maybee I zhould take zome time to really think about what I'd zettle for verzuz what I dezerve. Much to think about here... <^^>
× WVhat The.. That Is A VVery Detailed Explanation. I Don't Knowv WVhat To Do WVith This. I.. Hm. I'll Just Keep This In Mind ×
Great queztion... zomeone with talent, azpirationz, a zelf ztarter, preferably ztrong, a good converzationalizt, zomeone who'll debate me, maybee a bit gruff... ztoic but not too zeriouz. Knowing how to cook iz pretty important. ....... Yez thoze are a few "wow-factor" qualitiez.
× WVhat If I Don't WVant To Be... ×
Rarely do any trollz aim to imprezz a gal anymore. Tragic.
i didn't think anyone would actually poetically dirty talk to this post, you get a gold star and a follow
Not enough trollz willing to work for it anymore honeztly. Looking to bee "wowed." Doezn't zeem to ever happen.
you with your love of the dark of course you'd get this
Partly why I'm quadlezz. Half buzinezz, half haven't beeen "wowed."
♰ i can make no excuses.. im a sucker for a moody wordsmith :) ♰
hierarchy of needs: -dirty talk in iambic pentameter #nsfw
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\ awwee shucks!! thank y0u s0 much! 1 teared up there f0r a sec0nd... 1n a g00d way! J:) 1 barely have w0rds. just kn0w 1t's all p0s1t1ve feel1ngs!! /
i aint a2king to com3 nor will i 3v3r a2k if i may com3 i com3 pr3ci23ly wh3n i want to com3 #n2fw?
<p> all of you are freaks /every last one </p>
Well, t💙 put it sh💙rt, my p💙wers simply all💙w me t💙 read anything 💙r hear w💙rds and fully understand them. S💙mething ab💙ut the writer's (💙r speaker's) will I believe? I can just sense it s💙meh💙w. Als💙, I believe the wh💙le dad n💙t dad thing can be summed up by the fact that he created my b💙yfriend, but has n💙 genetic ties t💙 him.
Would you pleassse sssttop calling me hhisss dad ffor once: I don'tt even know whhatt tthhe ffuck a dad isss
Yeah, I supp💙se 💙ur cultures are vastly different! Thankfully I have certain abilities that let me understand what tr💙lls are talking ab💙ut (if they have an equivalent t💙 my species). I was intr💙duced t💙 this site by my b💙yfriend's dad (but he's als💙 kind 💙f n💙t his dad. It's weird.)
Is there anything in particular y💙u'd like t💙 talk ab💙ut? It's my first time taking t💙 a tr💙ll s💙 I d💙n't kn💙w where t💙 start.
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#sleepy
BuH... WhaT ElsE DiD I MisS I ConkeD OuT In ThE RecouperacooN AgaiN
Or. I suppose. Rest does not come for those that do not deserve it. In place of rest in the bright hours I suppose I must paint. Does anyone have any suggestions? I'm more of a nature artist, but it wouldn't hurt to broaden my horizons
▲crazy how some of you have no self respect▲▼then again it's kinda better this way▼
thanks man
its always trumps fault #vagueposting #butnotreally
<3-The-thing-about-my-matesprit-is-that-she-is-fucking-terrifying-and-I-wouldn't-ever-dream-of-telling-her-no-(I-love-her-dearly-Adrede-don't-kill-me-for-this-post)
WHAT A DEEP AND CUTTING YARN YOU HAVE THERE YOUNG LAD. I FEEL AS IF I'VE BEEN READ THROUGH LIKE A BOOKLET.. MAYBE EVEN A CHARACTER SHEET. MY STATISTICS AND "SKILL SET" SPLAYED OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE AS CLEARLY AS YOU HAVE. YOU'VE HAD ME FACE WHAT MAKES ME SO DISTINCT AND UNIQUE IN THIS WORLD FROM A VIEWPOINT OUTSIDE MY OWN. I'LL HAVE TO DO SOME MUCH NEEDED SELF REFLECTION POST HASTE. IT IS TRUE THIS WORLD OF SORROW AND HORRORS HAVE SHAPED THIS ONCE BRITTLE PIECE OF COAL INTO A WHITEY COMEDIC DIAMOND TO SUPPRESS MULTITUDES. I'LL BE SPEAKING TO MY WIFE AT OUR NEXT WEEKLY DINNER AT OUR LOCAL "DENNYS" ABOUT YOUR BRIGHT YOUNG WIT AND ASSISTANCE. EXPECT A DRONE TO VISIT SOON.
wish i was betttter att chittttering i'm justt nervous aboutt being sentt deatth tthreatts like on grumblr
WHAT A CURIOUSLY ABUNDANT SKILL SET YOU HAVE THERE. I FIND MYSELF FIGHTING MY DEMONS ON A DAILY BASIS AND MY MASSIVE TOBACCO ADDICTION, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO HELP WITH SUCH THINGS?
i could not agree more, dear bhildr. you are the ever-present party lead in my brightest lights. + to think i was under the impression that such meanderings were beneath your mighty intentions. wool, tugged over my brittle bulbs!
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