♦ pitied by @tautologicalTechnique
"= perhaps that level of trust is why. hnnnnm. i have always struggled to get myself one of those. though i am adjusted enough, maybe a moirail could help me with overall direction, i stagnate soooo much. ="
you’ve just put my very being into words if i don’t break myself, how would i survive #nsfw #heavilysuggestive
saw someone say their page is a safe space felt like it was important to say. . . this page is /not/ a safe space. you are not safe. no one will be nice. i want this page as uncomfortable for everyone as possible lmfao
wow u dont stfu )(u)( i kno wat t)(e quads fuckin do i just dont get da appeal of )(avin em long term. plus peeps alwaves conc)(pliment my fits cuz ill cull em otterwise 3B-) n noglubby c)(allenges me cuz im da baddest to eva do it so yanno moby das it
tb)( i kno )(avin a matesprit n kismesis is finportant fore reproduction n allat but i aint sea da appeal beyond dat too muc)( 3B-?
"= intimidating. but. in a sense. i see how uuuuseful, that could, hm, be. ="
am i that intErEsting? i fEEl likE i'm mostly shitposting, or flirting without straying too closE to truE nsfw on thE public fEEd.
alright do you take payment? Ill sssend you the requessst in dmsss after you ressspond
>=>}Forgot I Also Did Art Of Stuff, Usual Monsters And CCreepy Shit. #horror #body-horror https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1435713771535339674/1488040659179929830/monsters.png?ex=69d1441b&is=69cff29b&hm=bead89bfeca9c9cbd8a994d713a911fc6fb7fdef3b075f3ef14f9a3435e2d3d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=800&height=800 -9-
y'know somEtimEs i wondEr why pEoplE havEn't rEspondEd... only to chEck my mEssgEs with thEm and rEalizE that i'vE accidEntally lEft thEm on rEad for a fEw hours...
okay what are you sssuggesssting to do though? I jussst ssscrolled through your account and i sssaw a whole assssss fanfic in there....do you take requessstsss?
i sEEm to profit of of pEoplE's misfortunE whEthEr i likE it or not, so. it's tEchnically par for thE coursE, at lEast.
it was only a couplE bucks, but hEy, monEy i don't havE to spEnd is monEy unspEnt.
swEEt, just got back from a snack run... that admittEdly yiEldEd no snacks... found a scratch off tickEt on my way thErE, turnEd out to bE a winnEr and covErEd half thE cost of thE drinks i bought. lovE whEn lifE throws you a bonE!
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AnY TipS On HoW To Un-LearN "PorN ActinG" SkillS AnD AcT BetteR #nsfw (ish)
yaaaass?
gaiz is it gay 2 be inluv? #amicooked?
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your prosenubs have captured my imagination + spirited my very senses to the wondrous world of flayer emblem. perhaps i will conscript you to play through the 13th edition just once more, dear bhildr. for my sake. "rechitted" for visibility, of course.
Ah? - that's - unexpected... - Thank - you - Um - Hope - your moirail - gets - better - I - feel - flustered by the - honors - It - was - really - nothing - The writing - looks - well - written - this - time - as - well >
^^and mY condolences about Your moirail :(^^
^^i'm honored to haVe inspired You, mY friend~!^^
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You are, in the words of your own professed before the eyes of God bio, “crazy shit man”.
I renounce my Christianity. The bit went as far as it would go, and if I have to type another King James excerpt I am going to break out in hives.
i cant wait! <> <> <> <> <> 0v0 bookmarked and eagerly awaiting the next installment!
i understand that today was supposed to be a day of prnanks and foolishness but today i recieved: a pushup video with a whimpering and moaning man that was made just for me that i havent stopped rewatchhing i think probably about eighteen times now a photo set of a as the humans would put it dilf doing extremely lewd things to his own body i absolutely reek i need to get in the ablution trap as soon as possible (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i need to meditate, humiliation, archive rating: E)
im sweaating i cant wait for the next chapter i feel like palesmut is such an underutilized dynamic outside of expected and safe palefluff stuff but seeing the forcible pale tag immediately had by ears flapping! 0////v////0 KUDOS! ❤︎
^^i see the ancient and storied rankmaid has some competition~!^^
i have performed the act of "rechitting" for visibility, dear bhildr. you have outdone yourself once again. though i am aggrieved at the lack of updates for "a tale in which the intrepid your/character travels across great biomes in search of a monstrous pale pal with whom to soothe a mighty flaw of character"... i will find it in my pusher to forgive.
This looks - nice - good - job >
i th/)ught this was chittr n/)t chumblr
•ᴥ- i'm flexible for a reason. don't worry about it. -‿- what kind of clown can't wear different hats. -‿- contorting and folding, weight bearing and molding to what who needs of me whenever. all par the course for a clown such as myself. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- hmmm. i can't say i have. -‿- but I'd give the whole guild a shot. #nsfw -ᴥ•
my chitts are mediated everywhere i go and i’m very confused and concerned who is this mysterious mediator why do i need mediating
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! A new mandated handed down by Prespurrdent Obama states that #hornyposting WILL begin on chittr starting now! Post your favorite #nsfw thoughts below!
× In The Name Of The Signless, WVhat The Heck.. Uh. I Don't Think I Havve Evver Played Fiduspawvn. I'll Just Do The WValk For Nowv.. ×
>This 3mbarrassm3nt will liv3 with my bloodlin3 for g3n3rations of d3sc3ndants, its tim3 to d3l3t3 my chittr night 1.
× I'm So Bored.. Send Me Things To Do Please https://files.catbox.moe/3fh3hz.png ×
undeath is interesting in every universe, and an endless world of possibilities gives the best opportunity to explore its every aspect. and that sounds like you’ve tried it before on someone’s windchute lol
you’re welcome here any time and if you play by the way we could play together i don’t often anymore, but i could make an exception for you
NeveR GonnA QuiT ChittR I LovE To SeE ThE PeoplE In My PalmhusK
this was oddly very sweet on top of that image your posts are always delightful to read
talk dirty to me but like more so just telling me how you’ll consume my very being #nsfwe
WTF!!! i am joining ur cuz x( how culd dey do dis?!?!?
You know, you've got a point. I've beeen zo buzy buzting my own azz, I can't juzt zettle for the bare minimum. That'z really zweet of you to zay. <^^> Zometimez it'z hard to even think about theze thingz zince work iz alwayz at the forefront, but maybee I zhould take zome time to really think about what I'd zettle for verzuz what I dezerve. Much to think about here... <^^>
× WVhat The.. That Is A VVery Detailed Explanation. I Don't Knowv WVhat To Do WVith This. I.. Hm. I'll Just Keep This In Mind ×
Great queztion... zomeone with talent, azpirationz, a zelf ztarter, preferably ztrong, a good converzationalizt, zomeone who'll debate me, maybee a bit gruff... ztoic but not too zeriouz. Knowing how to cook iz pretty important. ....... Yez thoze are a few "wow-factor" qualitiez.
× WVhat If I Don't WVant To Be... ×
Rarely do any trollz aim to imprezz a gal anymore. Tragic.
i didn't think anyone would actually poetically dirty talk to this post, you get a gold star and a follow
Not enough trollz willing to work for it anymore honeztly. Looking to bee "wowed." Doezn't zeem to ever happen.
you with your love of the dark of course you'd get this
Partly why I'm quadlezz. Half buzinezz, half haven't beeen "wowed."
♰ i can make no excuses.. im a sucker for a moody wordsmith :) ♰
hierarchy of needs: -dirty talk in iambic pentameter #nsfw
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\ awwee shucks!! thank y0u s0 much! 1 teared up there f0r a sec0nd... 1n a g00d way! J:) 1 barely have w0rds. just kn0w 1t's all p0s1t1ve feel1ngs!! /
i aint a2king to com3 nor will i 3v3r a2k if i may com3 i com3 pr3ci23ly wh3n i want to com3 #n2fw?
<p> all of you are freaks /every last one </p>
Well, t💙 put it sh💙rt, my p💙wers simply all💙w me t💙 read anything 💙r hear w💙rds and fully understand them. S💙mething ab💙ut the writer's (💙r speaker's) will I believe? I can just sense it s💙meh💙w. Als💙, I believe the wh💙le dad n💙t dad thing can be summed up by the fact that he created my b💙yfriend, but has n💙 genetic ties t💙 him.
Would you pleassse sssttop calling me hhisss dad ffor once: I don'tt even know whhatt tthhe ffuck a dad isss
Yeah, I supp💙se 💙ur cultures are vastly different! Thankfully I have certain abilities that let me understand what tr💙lls are talking ab💙ut (if they have an equivalent t💙 my species). I was intr💙duced t💙 this site by my b💙yfriend's dad (but he's als💙 kind 💙f n💙t his dad. It's weird.)
Is there anything in particular y💙u'd like t💙 talk ab💙ut? It's my first time taking t💙 a tr💙ll s💙 I d💙n't kn💙w where t💙 start.
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#sleepy
BuH... WhaT ElsE DiD I MisS I ConkeD OuT In ThE RecouperacooN AgaiN
Or. I suppose. Rest does not come for those that do not deserve it. In place of rest in the bright hours I suppose I must paint. Does anyone have any suggestions? I'm more of a nature artist, but it wouldn't hurt to broaden my horizons
▲crazy how some of you have no self respect▲▼then again it's kinda better this way▼
this kind of sounds like you'RE trying to spit bars
its always trumps fault #vagueposting #butnotreally
<3-The-thing-about-my-matesprit-is-that-she-is-fucking-terrifying-and-I-wouldn't-ever-dream-of-telling-her-no-(I-love-her-dearly-Adrede-don't-kill-me-for-this-post)
WHAT A DEEP AND CUTTING YARN YOU HAVE THERE YOUNG LAD. I FEEL AS IF I'VE BEEN READ THROUGH LIKE A BOOKLET.. MAYBE EVEN A CHARACTER SHEET. MY STATISTICS AND "SKILL SET" SPLAYED OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE AS CLEARLY AS YOU HAVE. YOU'VE HAD ME FACE WHAT MAKES ME SO DISTINCT AND UNIQUE IN THIS WORLD FROM A VIEWPOINT OUTSIDE MY OWN. I'LL HAVE TO DO SOME MUCH NEEDED SELF REFLECTION POST HASTE. IT IS TRUE THIS WORLD OF SORROW AND HORRORS HAVE SHAPED THIS ONCE BRITTLE PIECE OF COAL INTO A WHITEY COMEDIC DIAMOND TO SUPPRESS MULTITUDES. I'LL BE SPEAKING TO MY WIFE AT OUR NEXT WEEKLY DINNER AT OUR LOCAL "DENNYS" ABOUT YOUR BRIGHT YOUNG WIT AND ASSISTANCE. EXPECT A DRONE TO VISIT SOON.
wish i was betttter att chittttering i'm justt nervous aboutt being sentt deatth tthreatts like on grumblr
WHAT A CURIOUSLY ABUNDANT SKILL SET YOU HAVE THERE. I FIND MYSELF FIGHTING MY DEMONS ON A DAILY BASIS AND MY MASSIVE TOBACCO ADDICTION, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO HELP WITH SUCH THINGS?
i could not agree more, dear bhildr. you are the ever-present party lead in my brightest lights. + to think i was under the impression that such meanderings were beneath your mighty intentions. wool, tugged over my brittle bulbs!
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