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👉 gestures vaguely 👌 🫰 new pfp! to help me recover from being literally viciously attacked for 0 reason 🫰 🤙 at fucking all! 🤙 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #InProgress #WhatABae #ByTheWay #RoewziCharms #IsSuchACuteName #WhyDidIEverForgetToPlantIt #LetItGrow #LetItAllGo 🔴 CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
🤌🗳🤧🗳 ok had a good fucking cry 👐 i just thought this was an open 👐 👐 inclusive of more than geeks, wads, losers, n dorkasses 👐 👐 forward thinking past the infiniscroll timelines 👐 👐 equal opportunity especially for those a bit more deserving 👐 👐 hella fucking welcoming place 👐 😇 luckily got my account back (THANKS MODS) 😇 🫰 and hopefully 💸 we can be back in business 👉🗳🤧🗳 ijustneed,,, a f ew,,,more hours,,,minutes maybe,,,just to,,,adjust #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #Inbound #NewOpportunities #Wait #For #Fucking #None 🔴 CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
🤝 i can see your other fucking posts gyggles 🤝 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPalmsAgainstMyTemples #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #FFS 🟢 CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
👉😭👆👇 literally should just pchew pchoo myself i cant fucking take this 🫳🫴 like gotta hand it to rando smelly fuckstupid account nabber a hole 👎 way to burn my goodwill like 👎 immediately 👎 ive literally never hurt anyone 👎 ✌️but fuck someone for wanting to run a harmless FANPAGE✌️ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #CW #Selfharm #Suicide #Implied #I #am #mostly #OK 🟡 CHARMS is BUSY.
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
(𐂠◔̸̤̹͎̀͠◡◔̸̟̰̀)𐂠 ♥ A͇ l͇o͇v͇e͇l͇y͇ l͇i͇t͇t͇l͇e͇ s͇o͇n͇g͇. W͇i͇t͇h͇ t͇h͇o͇u͇g͇h͇t͇s͇ o͇f͇ h͇o͇m͇e͇ o͇n͇ o͇u͇r͇ m͇i͇n͇d͇. O͇r͇ p͇e͇r͇h͇a͇p͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ t͇e͇r͇m͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ b͇e͇ "h͇i͇v͇e͇"?͇ G͇l͇o͇o͇m͇w͇e͇i͇s͇s͇ h͇a͇s͇ b͇e͇e͇n͇ m͇o͇s͇t͇ a͇c͇c͇o͇m͇m͇o͇d͇a͇t͇i͇n͇g͇. L͇e͇t͇ u͇s͇ r͇i͇g͇h͇t͇ i͇n͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ s͇t͇i͇l͇l͇ g͇e͇t͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇ h͇o͇l͇d͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇i͇n͇e͇ p͇a͇r͇t͇i͇c͇u͇l͇a͇r͇s͇ o͇f͇ l͇o͇c͇o͇m͇o͇t͇i͇o͇n͇. M͇u͇s͇c͇u͇l͇a͇r͇ c͇o͇n͇t͇r͇a͇c͇t͇i͇o͇n͇s͇ a͇r͇e͇ q͇u͇i͇t͇e͇ d͇i͇f͇f͇i͇c͇u͇l͇t͇ w͇h͇e͇n͇ w͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ u͇n͇u͇s͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ s͇u͇c͇h͇ m͇y͇e͇l͇i͇n͇ s͇h͇e͇a͇t͇h͇ j͇u͇m͇p͇s͇ a͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ o͇f͇ a͇ b͇o͇d͇y͇. L͇a͇c͇t͇i͇c͇ a͇c͇i͇d͇ b͇u͇r͇n͇s͇. S͇a͇l͇i͇v͇a͇ s͇t͇i͇n͇g͇s͇. B͇u͇t͇ w͇e͇ s͇h͇a͇r͇e͇ a͇n͇ a͇p͇p͇r͇e͇c͇i͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇...f͇o͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇a͇c͇a͇b͇r͇e͇. A͇n͇d͇ s͇o͇n͇g͇. ◼️ ▪️ ⬛ ▪️https://vocaroo.com/1cmHavi6msWZ ⬛ ▪️◼️ ▪️ A͇ d͇i͇s͇t͇a͇n͇t͇ l͇u͇l͇l͇a͇b͇y͇, d͇y͇i͇n͇g͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ m͇y͇ s͇i͇g͇h͇t͇. A͇ g͇l͇o͇w͇ i͇s͇ a͇m͇i͇s͇s͇, f͇l͇e͇e͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ m͇y͇ s͇i͇d͇e͇. O͇h͇, w͇h͇y͇?͇ O͇h͇, w͇h͇y͇?͇ A͇l͇o͇n͇e͇ i͇n͇ a͇ c͇r͇u͇e͇l͇ w͇o͇r͇l͇d͇ L͇e͇a͇v͇e͇s͇ m͇e͇ c͇o͇l͇d͇ a͇n͇d͇ c͇u͇r͇l͇e͇d͇. B͇u͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇n͇, f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇s͇. W͇a͇r͇m͇t͇h͇, e͇y͇e͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ g͇l͇e͇a͇m͇ A͇ g͇l͇o͇w͇ r͇e͇t͇u͇r͇n͇e͇d͇ o͇n͇c͇e͇ m͇o͇r͇e͇ i͇t͇ s͇e͇e͇m͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ h͇a͇i͇r͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇ I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ h͇a͇n͇d͇s͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ f͇i͇n͇g͇e͇r͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ c͇u͇r͇l͇ i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇o͇l͇d͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ e͇y͇e͇s͇ t͇o͇ s͇t͇a͇r͇e͇ a͇n͇d͇ t͇o͇ c͇r͇y͇. W͇h͇e͇n͇ I͇'m͇ f͇e͇e͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ s͇c͇a͇r͇e͇d͇, l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇. J͇u͇s͇t͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇.
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
ok honestly guys like well honestly yes i have to come honestly clean, a literally few honestly of apparently my followers may like be bots but they honestly can’t literally help like it @technicallytimaeus
W͇e͇ r͇e͇j͇e͇c͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇ d͇e͇s͇i͇g͇n͇s͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ P͇a͇l͇e͇ F͇a͇c͇e͇. A͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ o͇u͇g͇h͇t͇ n͇o͇t͇ b͇e͇ d͇i͇s͇c͇a͇r͇d͇e͇d͇, e͇v͇e͇n͇ b͇y͇ h͇e͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ h͇a͇n͇d͇s͇. N͇o͇ m͇a͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇o͇n͇s͇e͇q͇u͇e͇n͇c͇e͇s͇. O͇u͇r͇ s͇e͇a͇r͇c͇h͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ b͇e͇ a͇ f͇r͇e͇n͇z͇i͇e͇d͇ o͇n͇e͇. T͇h͇o͇r͇o͇u͇g͇h͇ l͇a͇s͇h͇i͇n͇g͇s͇ a͇c͇r͇o͇s͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇u͇r͇f͇a͇c͇e͇ o͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ w͇o͇r͇l͇d͇. I͇n͇t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇u͇r͇k͇i͇e͇s͇t͇ d͇e͇p͇t͇h͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇ f͇u͇r͇t͇h͇e͇s͇t͇ r͇a͇v͇i͇n͇e͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇ h͇i͇g͇h͇e͇s͇t͇ m͇o͇u͇n͇t͇a͇i͇n͇t͇o͇p͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇ l͇o͇w͇e͇s͇t͇ t͇r͇e͇n͇c͇h͇e͇s͇, u͇n͇t͇i͇l͇ y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ w͇r͇e͇n͇c͇h͇e͇d͇ b͇a͇c͇k͇ a͇n͇d͇ p͇r͇o͇h͇i͇b͇i͇t͇e͇d͇ e͇v͇e͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ e͇n͇d͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ p͇r͇e͇p͇a͇r͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ g͇o͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇o͇u͇t͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇o͇ a͇b͇s͇t͇a͇i͇n͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇l͇y͇ t͇o͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇d͇r͇a͇w͇. Y͇o͇u͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ n͇e͇v͇e͇r͇ f͇e͇e͇l͇ e͇m͇p͇t͇y͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇ a͇g͇a͇i͇n͇. Y͇o͇u͇'v͇e͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. M͇e͇.
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.
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:33 < the urge to join and be disruptive is strong :33 < but i will nyot. uwu
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my SIGNAL HERE is horrible. theres disembodied EYES in the corner of my vision that disappear WHEN I LOOK AT THEM.
I'm afraid reading is not currently a strong suit of mine. Additionally, these quests of yours sound like a chicanery-addled honkbeast chase I can't afford to make on the account of the spillage of my abdomen. But fine. Imagine I did. You expect me to find a pint of liquid blood from these 'elimenators' you are fibbing about. Scraping rancid ichor from statues, likely dried if true, despite your proclamations, or to fill my body with soporifics. These sound more like attempts to kill me for looking, and hoping my temporary state of lucidity wouldn't let me catch on. #gore #violence #medical
Seems the backlash for asking would indicate that, despite this websites claim to practicing lime roleplay, someone knows something. Is it you? Do you have what I need?
I am looking for a limeblood. Know any?
OOOMMMGGG -I- GOT NEW BADGES AND THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY PERFEEEECT <3 <> <3< c3< -I- -l-ove -l-ove -l-ove them!!! <3 <3 <3
I aam quite fine, you needn't worry. I hope you aare aalso doing quite well
🜂 | Daily reminder: "Incognito Mode" is a EUPHEMISM for "Surrender." every time you clear your cookies you are spiritually cosplaying as a BEGGARDLY BITCHBOY i let 400 different subsidiaries track my hemospectrum specific affiliate link fluctuations in real time and as a result i have been PRE-APPROVED for deals you couldn't even DREAM of. wipe your cache and wipe your dignity with it!!! 🜂 | LIKE DAMN!!!! 🜂 | Terrified of the troll NSA reading your "private" messages?? sounds like someone doesn't have the GLOBES to handle being PERCEIVED AT ALL. i have installed 6 cameras in my own respiteblock and i PAY a subscription fee for the footage which i use to train hirelings to mimic my direct oversight. and this is before they even work for me! if you're not monetizing your subordinate's plentiful paranoias you are getting OUTHUSTLED by the panopticon. be watched or you will quickly become not worth watching. 🜂 | Just ask @realtrizzaTethis who ALWAYS keeps it real. 🜂 | The "privacy advocates" (unintuitive cucks) want you to believe your data is "sacred." WRONG. your data is a MUSCLE and if you dont EXERCISE it by selling it to every lowblood marketer with a pulse then you deserve ATROPHY not A TROPHY. i leaked my own caste number on the dark web and my stock went UP INSTANTLY. 🜂 | Doucheble authentication does bulge fuckall. passwords can literally be your first barkbeast or favorite pt. protect nothing. hoard everything. become sigma. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #SIGMAGRINDSET 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
When the woorst persoon yoou ever had the misfoortune too talk too makes a great pooint and yoou have noo chooice but too think aboout it foor nights
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you DDon'♀ wan♀ me ♀o scen♀pos♀
=oXO @tautologicalTechnique why are you mediating me it,s your fault i had to ask''' =oXO
=oXO someone answer me does shinji have other famous poses' i know he,s from an anime =oXO
=oXO ¿¿¿¿¿ shinji has other famous poses'''¿¿¿ i only know this one''' =oXO
=oXO wow sleep really''' doesn,t like me at the minute, does it¿ even being in the recuperacoon, i do feel more rested, but i,ve only slept for five hours''' why am i waking up in the middle of the day so much'''¿ awawa'''' =oXO
ribosomes are just TINY LITTLE MOLECULES in suits that make important bodily things happen.
=oXO hmmmm i don,t really care about the kull and kult that,s just random numbers¡¡¡¡ but i do think''' i should do something for 100 followers¿ it seems like a thing that happens here' i,m not sure what to do, though¡ what to people usually do'''¿ =oXO
=oXO being a sap is a good thing¡ it,s nice to know how you,re feeling and i,m so happy that you care about me¡¡ i care about you too¡¡ =oXO
=oXO did you know if an ant has wings that means it,s fertile¿ unfertilised queens and fertile aletes will seek each other out¡ once they,re done mating, the queens will find a good spot to make their nest, and rip their own wings off¡¡¡¡ isn,t that so weird¿ nature is so strange¡ =oXO
=oXO Mystry is showing me some music''' I think i,m enjoying umm''' "indie folk" music''¿ it,s very peaceful =:) =oXO
=oXO mystry likes the maid dress idea, maybe i,ll just do that =oXO
=oXO i,m trying to learn to be funnier =:) =oXO
JuST TO REPEAT. A GLORIOuS AND BOLD ANNOuNCEMENT. A LITTLE BIT LOuDER. FOR THE LARPERS IN THE BACK. REALLY CuPPING MY CLAWS TOGETHER FOR THIS ONE. HELLO. YOu OVERIMAGINATIVE FuCKS. IT IS NOW. LEGAL. TO PRETEND. TO PORTRAY. LIMEBLOODS. YOu KNOW. THE WRETCHED AND ABOMINABLE AND SMELLY AND DISGuSTING AND FuCKING STuPID COLOR. OF MY SISTER. ON THIS WEBSITE. YOu CAN LITERALLY GO ON THE INTERNET. AND TELL LIES. ABOuT WHAT COLOR YOu ACTuALLY ARE. YOu CAN DECEIVE OTHERS. INTO THINKING. THAT YOu ARE IN FACT. A LIMEBLOOD. THIS IS AN OPTION FOR YOu. THIS IS ALLOWED OF YOu. THIS IS ENCOuRAGED. EVEN IF IT MAKES ME FuCKING PISSED OFF. I PuT MY FEELINGS ASIDE. FOR YOu. FOR THE PEOPLE. FuCKING. *BLIMEY*.
NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE A REFERENCE TO THESE SNIFFTRUNK-SPORTING EAST ALTERNIAN DREAMBUBBLE FLEAS ON CHITTR, LET ALONE TURNED INTO SOME STUPID SEPULCHERS & SCALEBEASTS STATBLOCK. I'M PRETTY SURE I FOUGHT OFF ONE OF THESE MISCHIEVOUS BASTARDS WHEN I GOT SENT BACK TO TROLL EDO. DON'T ASK. OR MAYBE I'M THINKING OF "THE DREAM HUNTERS" BOOK FROM THE SANDTROLL SERIES AND GETTING MY WIRES CROSSED. FUCK IT. SOLID ENCOUNTER, SEPULCHERMASTER. OR. CAVERNMASTER. WHATEVER EDITION IT IS YOU PLAY. FUCK YOU.
My, you are sweating a lot. Why don't you take those heavy clothes off? Surely it would help.
Oh, trust me. The price on my head is absurdly large to the point of extreme and constant concern, haahaahaa. I'm still hiding in a shack in the woods.
I hope I won't be framed for the event. I made a silly joke under that chit last night and I've been driven mad thinking I possibly could be framed for such asinine bullhonkey.
May you deem it so, then so be it. I cannot dictate what your clearly flawed subjective views say on the matter. Simply know you are not long for a world like this if you'll be parading your ego everywhere in such a gross manner.
Haahaa, oh we have fun around these parts, don't we? Good fun, good fun...
Oil up your joints, old chap!!
#CanConfirm! Hahaha, that's the use of these "hashtags", correct?
Howdy to you too.
The day is the perfect time to stay awake! Natural light is the perfect accompaniment to a good day in the workshop. Something someone as useless as you would never understand.
Cull.
Hm. Interesting. Very, very interesting. I would be... flattered! Yes, flattered, to have any and all of my tales redacted by somebody with such... unique prose, heheh. Interested in understanding how I got in this position? Clearly, you don't check the news often. Hehehe...
Well, I greatly fear it's a legislacerator, yet if it was they clearly would have broken in by now and taken my head. That, or they're playing mind games on me, yes...
Oh I didn't create this cabin. Trust me, if I did, I would have put battery powered blast-protection doors everywhere! A marvelous invention of mine, yes... Even if, err, flawed in some senses. I'm here as a temporary solution to a temporary problem, that's all! Simply ran off to the woods, hid in a random ass cabin, and am staying here for an indefinite amount of time!
IIF YOU ARE SEEKIING NEW PLOT CONCEPTS OR IIDEAS II MUST RECOMMEND THE IINCREDIIBLE @tautologiicalTechniique HE IIS EXTREMELY SKIILLED WIITH ""WORLDBUIILDIING"" AND ""ROBUST NARRATIIVES"" WHIICH HAS PROVED IINDIISPENSABLE IIN MY OWN CREATIIVE WORKS
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... i may have z0me quezti0nz f0r y0u. [ACTION:QUERY] may i dm y0u? [END MESSAGE]
@naughtyTechnician ZORRY THIZ IZ WHAT I HAVE FOR NOW ALZO @conzequentlyOblique I HATE HOW YOU GUEZZED IT WAZ ABT YOU TOO FUCK YOU TAGZ: #NZFW #ZUGGEZTIVE #CNC?? #IMPLIEDPAILING (ONLY IMPLIED FOR NOW) DIZ IZ ZO CRINGY I WANNA DIE UGH OK WHATEVER ------ It waz a boring evening. Kryquz had nothing to do, he waz bored out of hiz pan. He opened hiz huzktop and went on chittr for a while. He zcrolled, commented, pozted. Az uzual. Until he heard zomething unexpected. A knock at the door of hiz hive? Ztrange. He wazn’t expecting any gueztz today, zo who could it be? He thought, before getting up and opening the door. It waz none other than Phuntr. “Hey, azzhole.” “…Phuntr?” Kryquz raized an eyebrow. Why Phuntr, out of all people? “You owe me 20 caegarz.” “Ooh. Right. Well I doon’t have, uh, any, right noow. Can i pay yoou later?” “u’RE alwayz zaying that…you know what? I can dizmizz your debt.” Phuntr then leaned in and whizpered againzt Kryquz’ ear. “ You can pay me…in a different way…” The wordz zent a chill down Kryquz’ zpine. He couldn’t pozzibly be zuggezting that…could he? He knew it waz wrong, that he zhould juzt back away and tell him to fuck off, but. At the zame time, a part of him kind of wanted it. He’z thought about it zeveral timez, zeveral lightz, juzt praying for the day he finally got the chance to pail with him. “uh, yoou knoow what, zure.” He nodded and let him in hiz hive. Phuntr let out a quiet chuckle. “good boy.” The compliment left Kryquz in awe, and he could feel hiz face warming up ever zo zlightly. Zuddenly, Phuntr grabbed him by the chin and planted a zmall, gentle kizz on Kryquz’ lipz. He pulled away before he could even react. “hnn, doon’t be cooy.” Kryquz zaid and kizzed him back, thiz time it waz a longer and more pazzionate kizz. Phuntr reciprocated it immediately. UHHHHHHHHH NOPE NOPE OK 10 LIKEZ FOR PART 2
Ooh my goog he saw it. I will kill yoou.
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TW: #ins9mnia #freudianimplicati9ns #cursing
WE'VE erhghmm I'VE always got ..my lusus around its inseperabl..e but uhmm!! sorry to hear abo..ut your lusus (´-ω-( _ _ )
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[in troll jackass cadence] i'M phuntr guynax, and this is "the highblood ragebait" [troll jackass guitar riff begins to play]
↗️I WILL ALLOW IT TO BE GOREDASHED TO MY OFFICE WORKSQUARE, BUT I REFUSE TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE TEMPTED OUTSIDE OF IT LIKE SOME KIND OF WIGGLER BEING LEAD INTO THE FUZZY MAW OF A HUNGERING CHOLERBEAR WITH A STRING OF BRIGHTLY COLORED SUCROSE-BASED EARLYDUSK NUTRITIOUS CIRCLES.↗️ ↘️i am↘️ ↗️TEMPTED↗️ ↘️by the allure of a single, dry stretch of lightly sugared, oil-based biscsustenance.↘️ ↗️THIS IS MY FINAL OFFER.↗️ ↘️deal or no deal.↘️
↘️please censor gratuitous use of cussing on my posts.↘️ ↗️FURTHER MENTIONS OF U*IONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED OR ACKNOWLEDGED.↗️
↘️are you literally coming onto my post, demanding that i give into base functionality.↘️ ↗️SUGGESTING THAT I BEND THE WALKCAP TO GROVEL IN MY OWN PERPETUAL SHAME.↗️ ↘️a strict adherence to one's bioschedule, and not corporate's clock?↘️ ↗️THE MORE IMPORTANT CLOCK?↗️ ↘️i am not going to do that.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN BEING LULLED INTO SUBMISSION BY THE PROMISE OF ONE MEASELY CUP OF BROWNWATER, SLUDGE USED AS A PROP TO HAPHAZARDLY SUPPORT THE PUSHERS OF LESSER EMPLOYEES AND UNELITE HIRINGS.↗️
↗️I HAVE A HONED, INTERNAL CLOCKING SYSTEM TO AWAKE ME FOR MY NEXT SHIFT.↗️ ↘️the breaks i get between my (patent pending) 9-5-9 are sparse and rarely taken, but nevertheless necessary to maintain my baseline biological functions.↘️ ↗️BEFORE ONE OF MY MANY DETRACTORS APPEARS FROM THE PROVERBIAL WOOD TO INFORM ME THAT I AM SLACKING ON THE JOB BY INDULGING IN THESE BRIEF POWER SLUMBERS, PLEASE DENOTE THAT I AM LITERALLY WAY MORE EMPLOYED THAN YOU, AND THUSLY INVALIDATING YOUR CLAIM.↗️ ↘️you genuinely cannot even fathom my grindset.↘️ ↗️I ALWAYS AWAKE A PRECISE HALF BLINK BEFORE I AM SUPPOSED TO FULLY AWAKEN.↗️ ↘️i lay under my workplatform in my portacupe™️*↘️ ↗️(THE ONE AND ALSO ONLY PRODUCT TO TRUST WITH YOUR OVERLIGHT STAYCATION NEEDS, WITH PATENTED SLIME CONTAINING UNITS FOR A NO-MESS SHEDDING.) ↘️and await the ringing of my alarm to fully begin my night.↘️ ↗️AND I AM ASSURED, IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.↗️ ↘️even though i have sparsely slumbered.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE A FULL EIGHT HOURS OF REST.↗️
I think overall whoever took my ∆andwich i∆ happier to have it than I am ∆ad that I lo∆t it, ∆o in a way the overall happine∆∆ in Alternia ha∆ gone up!
CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF ALL. NuM NuMS ARE NOT JuST BREASTS. THEY ARE NIPPLES. WHILE SOME ARE MORE PRONOuNCED THAN OTHERS. THIS IS A TEMPORARY STAGE LEADING uP TO PREDATION. IF YOu SEE A BIG BREASTED CHERuB. IT MEANS HE. OR THEY. I'M NOT NOT SEXIST. ARE HuNGRY. BuT INSTEAD OF THE SWOLLEN VENOM SACS HuMANS ARE LIKELY uSED TO ENCOuNTERING. WITH THEIR PuNY NATuRAL PREDATORS. OR THE DESPERATE FuCKASS RALLYING CRY FOR A MATE. OuR TITS ARE SOMEWHAT MORE PRACTICAL. IN FACT. EVEN THE MOST CuMBERSOME COWBAGS. SERVE. PuRPOSE. WE LIVE. SEVERAL ASTRONICAL uNITS APART. BITCHES GOTTA EAT. IMMEDIATELY. PLANETS TEEMING WITH LIFE ARE RARE. EVEN RARER. AFTER A CHERuB HAS BEEN THERE. EXEuNT THE SQuEAMISH. ENTER. SPECIAL STARDuST. OuR POWDERED MILK. THE BLuE STuFF. THAT COMES OuT OF THE TEAT. IN ABuNDANCE. WHEN STIMuLATED. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN HuNGRY. THE BODY PANICS. AND POWDERIZES uSELESS THINGS. LIKE EXOSKELETAL EXFOLIATION OF BONE. OR INJuRIES. OVER TIME. IT TAKES MORE. BARELY OFFERING BACK IN SuSTANENCE. WHAT IS FORFEITED. A CLOSED LOOP. BuT ONLY BARELY. SOME uNLuCKY FuCKS HAVE TO EAT METRIC SHIT TONS OF THE STuFF JuST TO SuRVIVE. LAuGHING IN DRuNKEN. HALLuCINATORY. GLITCHY TWITCHY BITCHY MISERY. STRANDED PARSEC CHERuBS MAKE DO. BEING DuST. IT IS ALMOST WEIGHTLESS. AND VERY EASY TO STORE. IT DOESN'T REALLY SPOIL. JuST TASTES LIKE SuGAR COATED BOOTY CHEEK FLAKES AFTER A WHILE. AND ROTS THE FANGS NEEDED FOR PREDATION IF RELIED ON OVERLY. THIS IS WHY SWEET TOOTH IS A NOTORIOuSLY WELL-KNOWN CHERuBIAN SLuR. YOu ARE CALLING uS. HABITuAL SELF-SATING TITSuCKS. YOu RACIST. NuM-NuMS ARE ALSO uSED FOR PARALYSIS OF LESSER SPECIES. SPECIFICALLY. OF THE LuNGS. NuM-NuMS RELEASE A SPECIAL STARDuST WHEN STIMuLATED. THE SIGHT. IS QuITE BEAuTIFuL. NOT A MOMENT GOES BY WHERE I AM NOT TEMPTED TO SQuEAL LIKE A BANSHEE (SHE/HER. JuST TO GIVE YOu AN IDEA ABOuT THE KIND OF HYSTERICS WE ARE TALKING ABOuT HERE) AND FONDLE MY OWN NIPPLES. THE ELATED HIGH IT BRINGS IS uNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE. IT EXCITES. PREVENTS SLEEP. AND BuRNS OuT MOST INADVERTENT JuJu POSSESSION. IT IS ALSO A GREAT NATuRAL HALFCHuB CHERuB SEMICONDuCTOR FOR JuJuS. JuJuS. ARE NATuRALLY ALL AROuND YOu. IN THE AIR YOu BREATHE. THE WATER YOu PISS OuT AFTER uSING IT. EVEN THE BODILY FLuIDS YOu SECRETE. uNRELATED TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PISSING. BY SuBDOING THESE INTERFERENCES. AND ISOLATING THE INFLuENCE OF ONE. PARTICuLAR THREAD. THE PuPPET IS EASIER TO CONTROL. AND LAuGHTER RESuLTS. THIS uSuALLY REVEALS THE LOCATION OF NEARBY PREY. WHO CANNOT HELP BuT GuFFAW. BEFORE BEING GOBBLED ALIVE. AND PROCESSED FOR TICKLISH NuTRIENTS. NuM-NuMS. CAN ALSO. DO SECONDARY SEXuAL CHARACTERISTICS HEALING. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH JuST A PINCH OF SPECIAL STARDuST. ALONG WITH A HAPPY THOuGHT. EVEN A uSELESS LEGGED. FuCKMASSIVELY ANXIOuS. ABSOLuTELY FuCKSTuPID MORONIC LAYABOuT. BOY. COuLD GET uP. DANCE. EVEN DO A SILLY JIG. PERHAPS IN CELEBRATION. OF THE NEWFOuND FREEDOM HIS SPONTANEOuSLY FuNCTIONING LEGS. ALONG WITH CALLOuS DISREGARD OF ANY BITCHES IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY MIGHT BRING HIM. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ENCOuNTERS WITH OTHER CHERuBS ARE VERY RARE. VERY VIOLENT. AND uSuALLY FATAL. IF YOu CANNOT NuRSE YOuR OWN WOuNDS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR NuM-NuMS. WHAT DO YOu EVEN HAVE THAT FuLLY INTACT FORKED TONGuE FOR. IF YOu CANNOT WHIP IT OuT. AND LAP uP A BIT OF THAT SWEET FuN DIP. YOu PATHETIC NONCHERuB DIPSHIT. THOuGH THE INTERNAL VIEW DOES NOT SHOW IT. THESE NuM-NuMS. THE NIPPLES. uSuALLY APPEAR AS SWIRLS. THAT IS NOT TO SAY. THEY ARE FREAKISHLY RIDGED. APPLE PEEL SHAPED IN TEXTuRE. BuT THE COLORATION. RESEMBLES A CHERuB'S CHEEKS. ONCE A CHERuB HAS SuCCESSFuLLY DOMINATED ITS OTHER HALF. THE NIPPLES BECOME COMPLETE. THIS IS REFERRED TO. AS A CHuPA CHuP NuM NuM. OR A CHuCHuNuNu FOR SHORT. CHuCHuNuNuS ARE A GREAT WAY TO CHECK. FOR EROTIC PREDISPOSITION. TOWARDS MATING. AS THEY BECOME QuITE SWOLLEN. TuRGID WITH SPECIAL STARDuST. FIT TO BuRST. AND CAuSE. LAuGHTER. AND MIRACLES. IT ALSO HEIGHTENS THE LIKELIHOOD. YOu ARE ABOuT TO WIND uP EATEN. AS MENTIONED EARLIER. THESE ARE PREDATORY PARTS. NuM-NuMS. ARE GOOD FOR NOM-NOMS. OR RuMP-RAMPS. PREPARE YOuR ANuS. OR PREPARE YOuR SEASONING. ACTuALLY. DO BOTH. YES. #WEEATASS AT ANY RATE. THAT SHOuLD JuST ABOuT COVER THE FIRST LESSON. IF THERE ARE ANY QuESTIONS. PLEASE HESITATE TO REACH OuT. AS I ALREADY COVERED IT. YOu JuST DIDN'T PAY GOOD ENOuGH FuCKING ATTENTION. YOu INGRATE. WHAT ARE YOu STILL DOING THERE. COMMENT. PRAISE ME. WORSHIP ME. FOR TELLING YOu THE SECRETS OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THE FACT. SPARKLY BLuE DuST. IS CHERuB LACTATE. AND PARALYSIS DuST. AND MORE POWERFuL THAN YOuR WEAK ASS WOMANLY CONSTITuTION FuRNISHED. BOOBS. MY NuM-NuMS POWERSCALE ME HIGHER THAN YOuR D-CuPS. #CHERuBIANANATOMYONEHuNDREDANDONE #BYCALIBORN #NSFW #BREAST #TITS #BOOBIES #TATAS #GOOGOOGAGAS #BADONKS #BADONKADONKS #BABADOOKBABADINGAS #DOBONHOKEROOS #SERIOuSHONKERS #DOHOONKHANKOLOOS #TONHONGEREKOOGERS #HuMuNGOuSHuNGOLOMGHONONONLOuGHOuNGOuS #LACTATION #BODYHORROR #VORE #ORALVORE #HARDVORE #MuRDER #ANATOMY #CHERuBS #NuM-NuMS #CHuCHuNuNu
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K--<genuinely i stop posting for 6 hours and people think i culled myself. jegus. ill be back!
Thank yoou LGBT+ coommunity. "Dual-wielding bulge" is a wild thing too say thoough
♤ Oof Uh No, We Aren't An Item. We're Neighbours, Maybe Friends? But I Guess Shi's Still Mad I Stole Her Truck That One Time ♤
♤ [A picture of Kismet, standing at the passenger side of the same truck commonly seen throughout his adventures. Leaning against the hood is Shiloh, facing away from the camera. Kismet looks happy, having been able to change back into one of his usual outfits, bandages still covering his arms and legs. Captioned "♤ #Roadtrip! ♤"] ♤
♤ Maybe As A Hobby To Cope With Living In Such A Big Hive Down The Line ♤
//Oh how I wish I could have an OC that isn't one of my own stalking Kismet. He's only been around for like a day but he's had it too good for too long
QuESTION OF ETIQuETTE. FOR POLITE HIGH SOCIETY. IF I HAD. A SPECIAL SOMEBODY. AND. SHE PRODuCES A METRIC FuCKTON OF GIRL STINK. THE GOOD STuFF. THE BOTTLE IT uP. AND SHIP IT OuT. FOR LIKE. A METRIC FuCK TON OF CASH. IF EVER IN A BIND KIND OF GOOD STuFF. WHAT VOLuME SHOuLD MY NOSTRIL FLARE BE. WHEN SNIFFING HER HAIR. ON PuBLIC TRANSIT. I HAVE A DISABILITY. THAT ONLY FLARES uP WHEN SHE IS WITHIN SNIFFA RANGE. I NEED TO KNOW. HOW LOuD MY STEPPIES. AND REPEATED NOSTRIL INHALATIONS. OF VASTLY NuMBERED ODOR MOLECuLES. ARE PERMITTED TO BE. BEFORE I START GETTING WEIRD LOOKS. AND GO LOuDER.
before i even have my nightfall coffee, your replies leave me breathless with a desire to see just how much you own up to your certainly *harmless* nature
:33< tactical kitty clawmbat roll!!!
50% off on everything for today
tHANKS, i REALLY NEEDED THAT, rIGHT NOW,
c< OH, rigHt, yeaH, tHat wHOle Hate date i weNt ON... it, uH... HMMM, by all staNdards, it was OutstaNdiNg, except i waNted eM dead by tHe eNd Of it all... tHey areNt, but, liKe, i was teMpted 4 a secONd, uHHHH, Outside Of tHat, it was wONderful! #viOleNce i guess, but, NOt really, i did get a very Nice strife Out Of it tHOugH >c
unfortunately i’ll have to invite my pale situationship to next time they hold this
I'm fond of his undying willingness to put himself out there, even when humbled by circumstance. Like a daffodil growing out of concrete, this one will stand the test of time, no matter how frequently or retentively he is tested.
Most of these make sense, but what's pry? Is that about questioning the target?
I hate playing guessing games with my matesprit. Riddle this, Riddle that. Riddle my f♡♡t up y♡ur ass. #ann♡yed
"= perhaps that level of trust is why. hnnnnm. i have always struggled to get myself one of those. though i am adjusted enough, maybe a moirail could help me with overall direction, i stagnate soooo much. ="
tb)( i kno )(avin a matesprit n kismesis is finportant fore reproduction n allat but i aint sea da appeal beyond dat too muc)( 3B-?
y'know somEtimEs i wondEr why pEoplE havEn't rEspondEd... only to chEck my mEssgEs with thEm and rEalizE that i'vE accidEntally lEft thEm on rEad for a fEw hours...
a peek into my camera roll from the party i stumbled into last night guess i ran into a friend of a friend lmfao ignore the funky black and white, i edited my tongue color pretty quickly this time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9b767340f9ef.png #nsfw #substance
i sEEm to profit of of pEoplE's misfortunE whEthEr i likE it or not, so. it's tEchnically par for thE coursE, at lEast.
AnY TipS On HoW To Un-LearN "PorN ActinG" SkillS AnD AcT BetteR #nsfw (ish)
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! say goss!p culture !s dead and we should br!ng !t back! L!ke yesss, tell about that gold that made your palmhusk gl!tch~
i cant wait! <> <> <> <> <> 0v0 bookmarked and eagerly awaiting the next installment!
im sweaating i cant wait for the next chapter i feel like palesmut is such an underutilized dynamic outside of expected and safe palefluff stuff but seeing the forcible pale tag immediately had by ears flapping! 0////v////0 KUDOS! ❤︎
^^i see the ancient and storied rankmaid has some competition~!^^
i have performed the act of "rechitting" for visibility, dear bhildr. you have outdone yourself once again. though i am aggrieved at the lack of updates for "a tale in which the intrepid your/character travels across great biomes in search of a monstrous pale pal with whom to soothe a mighty flaw of character"... i will find it in my pusher to forgive.
This looks - nice - good - job >
i th/)ught this was chittr n/)t chumblr
•ᴥ- i'm flexible for a reason. don't worry about it. -‿- what kind of clown can't wear different hats. -‿- contorting and folding, weight bearing and molding to what who needs of me whenever. all par the course for a clown such as myself. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- hmmm. i can't say i have. -‿- but I'd give the whole guild a shot. #nsfw -ᴥ•
my chitts are mediated everywhere i go and i’m very confused and concerned who is this mysterious mediator why do i need mediating
× I'm So Bored.. Send Me Things To Do Please https://files.catbox.moe/3fh3hz.png ×
undeath is interesting in every universe, and an endless world of possibilities gives the best opportunity to explore its every aspect. and that sounds like you’ve tried it before on someone’s windchute lol
you’re welcome here any time and if you play by the way we could play together i don’t often anymore, but i could make an exception for you
this was oddly very sweet on top of that image your posts are always delightful to read
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WTF!!! i am joining ur cuz x( how culd dey do dis?!?!?
You know, you've got a point. I've beeen zo buzy buzting my own azz, I can't juzt zettle for the bare minimum. That'z really zweet of you to zay. <^^> Zometimez it'z hard to even think about theze thingz zince work iz alwayz at the forefront, but maybee I zhould take zome time to really think about what I'd zettle for verzuz what I dezerve. Much to think about here... <^^>
× I Feel Like That's A Ovverstatement.. Hehe ×
× WVhat The.. That Is A VVery Detailed Explanation. I Don't Knowv WVhat To Do WVith This. I.. Hm. I'll Just Keep This In Mind ×
Great queztion... zomeone with talent, azpirationz, a zelf ztarter, preferably ztrong, a good converzationalizt, zomeone who'll debate me, maybee a bit gruff... ztoic but not too zeriouz. Knowing how to cook iz pretty important. ....... Yez thoze are a few "wow-factor" qualitiez.
× WVhat If I Don't WVant To Be... ×
i didn't think anyone would actually poetically dirty talk to this post, you get a gold star and a follow
Not enough trollz willing to work for it anymore honeztly. Looking to bee "wowed." Doezn't zeem to ever happen.
Partly why I'm quadlezz. Half buzinezz, half haven't beeen "wowed."
♰ i can make no excuses.. im a sucker for a moody wordsmith :) ♰
hierarchy of needs: -dirty talk in iambic pentameter #nsfw
\ 0h sh1t, alm0st f0rg0t ab0ut trans day 0f v1s1b1l1ty! 1 dunn0 what gender 1 have g01ng 0n, but 1've been t0ld that st1ll c0unts. 1 guess 1've been t00 busy d01ng k1ckfl1ps t0 realy l00k 1nt0 that. / \ but e1ther way, sh0ut0ut t0 my fell0w trans peeps! we 1n th1s t0gether! #transday0fv1s1b1l1ty /
so tru actually, u r on 2 sumthing
Would you pleassse sssttop calling me hhisss dad ffor once: I don'tt even know whhatt tthhe ffuck a dad isss
#sleepy
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its always trumps fault #vagueposting #butnotreally
WHAT A DEEP AND CUTTING YARN YOU HAVE THERE YOUNG LAD. I FEEL AS IF I'VE BEEN READ THROUGH LIKE A BOOKLET.. MAYBE EVEN A CHARACTER SHEET. MY STATISTICS AND "SKILL SET" SPLAYED OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE AS CLEARLY AS YOU HAVE. YOU'VE HAD ME FACE WHAT MAKES ME SO DISTINCT AND UNIQUE IN THIS WORLD FROM A VIEWPOINT OUTSIDE MY OWN. I'LL HAVE TO DO SOME MUCH NEEDED SELF REFLECTION POST HASTE. IT IS TRUE THIS WORLD OF SORROW AND HORRORS HAVE SHAPED THIS ONCE BRITTLE PIECE OF COAL INTO A WHITEY COMEDIC DIAMOND TO SUPPRESS MULTITUDES. I'LL BE SPEAKING TO MY WIFE AT OUR NEXT WEEKLY DINNER AT OUR LOCAL "DENNYS" ABOUT YOUR BRIGHT YOUNG WIT AND ASSISTANCE. EXPECT A DRONE TO VISIT SOON.
wish i was betttter att chittttering i'm justt nervous aboutt being sentt deatth tthreatts like on grumblr
WHAT A CURIOUSLY ABUNDANT SKILL SET YOU HAVE THERE. I FIND MYSELF FIGHTING MY DEMONS ON A DAILY BASIS AND MY MASSIVE TOBACCO ADDICTION, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO HELP WITH SUCH THINGS?
i could not agree more, dear bhildr. you are the ever-present party lead in my brightest lights. + to think i was under the impression that such meanderings were beneath your mighty intentions. wool, tugged over my brittle bulbs!
you have made it, @tautologicalTechnique! i see that my encouragement was taken to pusher, if you will permit me that smugness.