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TW: #ins9mnia #freudianimplicati9ns #cursing
WE'VE erhghmm I'VE always got ..my lusus around its inseperabl..e but uhmm!! sorry to hear abo..ut your lusus (´-ω-( _ _ )
🜏 urr be♱♱err ♱han me ii would ea♱ em (unless ii♱s Dane. Dane ge♱s a kiiss) ♅
[in troll jackass cadence] i'M phuntr guynax, and this is "the highblood ragebait" [troll jackass guitar riff begins to play]
↗️I WILL ALLOW IT TO BE GOREDASHED TO MY OFFICE WORKSQUARE, BUT I REFUSE TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE TEMPTED OUTSIDE OF IT LIKE SOME KIND OF WIGGLER BEING LEAD INTO THE FUZZY MAW OF A HUNGERING CHOLERBEAR WITH A STRING OF BRIGHTLY COLORED SUCROSE-BASED EARLYDUSK NUTRITIOUS CIRCLES.↗️ ↘️i am↘️ ↗️TEMPTED↗️ ↘️by the allure of a single, dry stretch of lightly sugared, oil-based biscsustenance.↘️ ↗️THIS IS MY FINAL OFFER.↗️ ↘️deal or no deal.↘️
↘️please censor gratuitous use of cussing on my posts.↘️ ↗️FURTHER MENTIONS OF U*IONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED OR ACKNOWLEDGED.↗️
↘️are you literally coming onto my post, demanding that i give into base functionality.↘️ ↗️SUGGESTING THAT I BEND THE WALKCAP TO GROVEL IN MY OWN PERPETUAL SHAME.↗️ ↘️a strict adherence to one's bioschedule, and not corporate's clock?↘️ ↗️THE MORE IMPORTANT CLOCK?↗️ ↘️i am not going to do that.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN BEING LULLED INTO SUBMISSION BY THE PROMISE OF ONE MEASELY CUP OF BROWNWATER, SLUDGE USED AS A PROP TO HAPHAZARDLY SUPPORT THE PUSHERS OF LESSER EMPLOYEES AND UNELITE HIRINGS.↗️
↗️I HAVE A HONED, INTERNAL CLOCKING SYSTEM TO AWAKE ME FOR MY NEXT SHIFT.↗️ ↘️the breaks i get between my (patent pending) 9-5-9 are sparse and rarely taken, but nevertheless necessary to maintain my baseline biological functions.↘️ ↗️BEFORE ONE OF MY MANY DETRACTORS APPEARS FROM THE PROVERBIAL WOOD TO INFORM ME THAT I AM SLACKING ON THE JOB BY INDULGING IN THESE BRIEF POWER SLUMBERS, PLEASE DENOTE THAT I AM LITERALLY WAY MORE EMPLOYED THAN YOU, AND THUSLY INVALIDATING YOUR CLAIM.↗️ ↘️you genuinely cannot even fathom my grindset.↘️ ↗️I ALWAYS AWAKE A PRECISE HALF BLINK BEFORE I AM SUPPOSED TO FULLY AWAKEN.↗️ ↘️i lay under my workplatform in my portacupe™️*↘️ ↗️(THE ONE AND ALSO ONLY PRODUCT TO TRUST WITH YOUR OVERLIGHT STAYCATION NEEDS, WITH PATENTED SLIME CONTAINING UNITS FOR A NO-MESS SHEDDING.) ↘️and await the ringing of my alarm to fully begin my night.↘️ ↗️AND I AM ASSURED, IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.↗️ ↘️even though i have sparsely slumbered.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE A FULL EIGHT HOURS OF REST.↗️
I think overall whoever took my ∆andwich i∆ happier to have it than I am ∆ad that I lo∆t it, ∆o in a way the overall happine∆∆ in Alternia ha∆ gone up!
CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF ALL. NuM NuMS ARE NOT JuST BREASTS. THEY ARE NIPPLES. WHILE SOME ARE MORE PRONOuNCED THAN OTHERS. THIS IS A TEMPORARY STAGE LEADING uP TO PREDATION. IF YOu SEE A BIG BREASTED CHERuB. IT MEANS HE. OR THEY. I'M NOT NOT SEXIST. ARE HuNGRY. BuT INSTEAD OF THE SWOLLEN VENOM SACS HuMANS ARE LIKELY uSED TO ENCOuNTERING. WITH THEIR PuNY NATuRAL PREDATORS. OR THE DESPERATE FuCKASS RALLYING CRY FOR A MATE. OuR TITS ARE SOMEWHAT MORE PRACTICAL. IN FACT. EVEN THE MOST CuMBERSOME COWBAGS. SERVE. PuRPOSE. WE LIVE. SEVERAL ASTRONICAL uNITS APART. BITCHES GOTTA EAT. IMMEDIATELY. PLANETS TEEMING WITH LIFE ARE RARE. EVEN RARER. AFTER A CHERuB HAS BEEN THERE. EXEuNT THE SQuEAMISH. ENTER. SPECIAL STARDuST. OuR POWDERED MILK. THE BLuE STuFF. THAT COMES OuT OF THE TEAT. IN ABuNDANCE. WHEN STIMuLATED. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN HuNGRY. THE BODY PANICS. AND POWDERIZES uSELESS THINGS. LIKE EXOSKELETAL EXFOLIATION OF BONE. OR INJuRIES. OVER TIME. IT TAKES MORE. BARELY OFFERING BACK IN SuSTANENCE. WHAT IS FORFEITED. A CLOSED LOOP. BuT ONLY BARELY. SOME uNLuCKY FuCKS HAVE TO EAT METRIC SHIT TONS OF THE STuFF JuST TO SuRVIVE. LAuGHING IN DRuNKEN. HALLuCINATORY. GLITCHY TWITCHY BITCHY MISERY. STRANDED PARSEC CHERuBS MAKE DO. BEING DuST. IT IS ALMOST WEIGHTLESS. AND VERY EASY TO STORE. IT DOESN'T REALLY SPOIL. JuST TASTES LIKE SuGAR COATED BOOTY CHEEK FLAKES AFTER A WHILE. AND ROTS THE FANGS NEEDED FOR PREDATION IF RELIED ON OVERLY. THIS IS WHY SWEET TOOTH IS A NOTORIOuSLY WELL-KNOWN CHERuBIAN SLuR. YOu ARE CALLING uS. HABITuAL SELF-SATING TITSuCKS. YOu RACIST. NuM-NuMS ARE ALSO uSED FOR PARALYSIS OF LESSER SPECIES. SPECIFICALLY. OF THE LuNGS. NuM-NuMS RELEASE A SPECIAL STARDuST WHEN STIMuLATED. THE SIGHT. IS QuITE BEAuTIFuL. NOT A MOMENT GOES BY WHERE I AM NOT TEMPTED TO SQuEAL LIKE A BANSHEE (SHE/HER. JuST TO GIVE YOu AN IDEA ABOuT THE KIND OF HYSTERICS WE ARE TALKING ABOuT HERE) AND FONDLE MY OWN NIPPLES. THE ELATED HIGH IT BRINGS IS uNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE. IT EXCITES. PREVENTS SLEEP. AND BuRNS OuT MOST INADVERTENT JuJu POSSESSION. IT IS ALSO A GREAT NATuRAL HALFCHuB CHERuB SEMICONDuCTOR FOR JuJuS. JuJuS. ARE NATuRALLY ALL AROuND YOu. IN THE AIR YOu BREATHE. THE WATER YOu PISS OuT AFTER uSING IT. EVEN THE BODILY FLuIDS YOu SECRETE. uNRELATED TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PISSING. BY SuBDOING THESE INTERFERENCES. AND ISOLATING THE INFLuENCE OF ONE. PARTICuLAR THREAD. THE PuPPET IS EASIER TO CONTROL. AND LAuGHTER RESuLTS. THIS uSuALLY REVEALS THE LOCATION OF NEARBY PREY. WHO CANNOT HELP BuT GuFFAW. BEFORE BEING GOBBLED ALIVE. AND PROCESSED FOR TICKLISH NuTRIENTS. NuM-NuMS. CAN ALSO. DO SECONDARY SEXuAL CHARACTERISTICS HEALING. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH JuST A PINCH OF SPECIAL STARDuST. ALONG WITH A HAPPY THOuGHT. EVEN A uSELESS LEGGED. FuCKMASSIVELY ANXIOuS. ABSOLuTELY FuCKSTuPID MORONIC LAYABOuT. BOY. COuLD GET uP. DANCE. EVEN DO A SILLY JIG. PERHAPS IN CELEBRATION. OF THE NEWFOuND FREEDOM HIS SPONTANEOuSLY FuNCTIONING LEGS. ALONG WITH CALLOuS DISREGARD OF ANY BITCHES IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY MIGHT BRING HIM. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ENCOuNTERS WITH OTHER CHERuBS ARE VERY RARE. VERY VIOLENT. AND uSuALLY FATAL. IF YOu CANNOT NuRSE YOuR OWN WOuNDS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR NuM-NuMS. WHAT DO YOu EVEN HAVE THAT FuLLY INTACT FORKED TONGuE FOR. IF YOu CANNOT WHIP IT OuT. AND LAP uP A BIT OF THAT SWEET FuN DIP. YOu PATHETIC NONCHERuB DIPSHIT. THOuGH THE INTERNAL VIEW DOES NOT SHOW IT. THESE NuM-NuMS. THE NIPPLES. uSuALLY APPEAR AS SWIRLS. THAT IS NOT TO SAY. THEY ARE FREAKISHLY RIDGED. APPLE PEEL SHAPED IN TEXTuRE. BuT THE COLORATION. RESEMBLES A CHERuB'S CHEEKS. ONCE A CHERuB HAS SuCCESSFuLLY DOMINATED ITS OTHER HALF. THE NIPPLES BECOME COMPLETE. THIS IS REFERRED TO. AS A CHuPA CHuP NuM NuM. OR A CHuCHuNuNu FOR SHORT. CHuCHuNuNuS ARE A GREAT WAY TO CHECK. FOR EROTIC PREDISPOSITION. TOWARDS MATING. AS THEY BECOME QuITE SWOLLEN. TuRGID WITH SPECIAL STARDuST. FIT TO BuRST. AND CAuSE. LAuGHTER. AND MIRACLES. IT ALSO HEIGHTENS THE LIKELIHOOD. YOu ARE ABOuT TO WIND uP EATEN. AS MENTIONED EARLIER. THESE ARE PREDATORY PARTS. NuM-NuMS. ARE GOOD FOR NOM-NOMS. OR RuMP-RAMPS. PREPARE YOuR ANuS. OR PREPARE YOuR SEASONING. ACTuALLY. DO BOTH. YES. #WEEATASS AT ANY RATE. THAT SHOuLD JuST ABOuT COVER THE FIRST LESSON. IF THERE ARE ANY QuESTIONS. PLEASE HESITATE TO REACH OuT. AS I ALREADY COVERED IT. YOu JuST DIDN'T PAY GOOD ENOuGH FuCKING ATTENTION. YOu INGRATE. WHAT ARE YOu STILL DOING THERE. COMMENT. PRAISE ME. WORSHIP ME. FOR TELLING YOu THE SECRETS OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THE FACT. SPARKLY BLuE DuST. IS CHERuB LACTATE. AND PARALYSIS DuST. AND MORE POWERFuL THAN YOuR WEAK ASS WOMANLY CONSTITuTION FuRNISHED. BOOBS. MY NuM-NuMS POWERSCALE ME HIGHER THAN YOuR D-CuPS. #CHERuBIANANATOMYONEHuNDREDANDONE #BYCALIBORN #NSFW #BREAST #TITS #BOOBIES #TATAS #GOOGOOGAGAS #BADONKS #BADONKADONKS #BABADOOKBABADINGAS #DOBONHOKEROOS #SERIOuSHONKERS #DOHOONKHANKOLOOS #TONHONGEREKOOGERS #HuMuNGOuSHuNGOLOMGHONONONLOuGHOuNGOuS #LACTATION #BODYHORROR #VORE #ORALVORE #HARDVORE #MuRDER #ANATOMY #CHERuBS #NuM-NuMS #CHuCHuNuNu
K--<genuinely i stop posting for 6 hours and people think i culled myself. jegus. ill be back!
Thank yoou LGBT+ coommunity. "Dual-wielding bulge" is a wild thing too say thoough
♤ Oof Uh No, We Aren't An Item. We're Neighbours, Maybe Friends? But I Guess Shi's Still Mad I Stole Her Truck That One Time ♤
♤ [A picture of Kismet, standing at the passenger side of the same truck commonly seen throughout his adventures. Leaning against the hood is Shiloh, facing away from the camera. Kismet looks happy, having been able to change back into one of his usual outfits, bandages still covering his arms and legs. Captioned "♤ #Roadtrip! ♤"] ♤
♤ Maybe As A Hobby To Cope With Living In Such A Big Hive Down The Line ♤
//Oh how I wish I could have an OC that isn't one of my own stalking Kismet. He's only been around for like a day but he's had it too good for too long
QuESTION OF ETIQuETTE. FOR POLITE HIGH SOCIETY. IF I HAD. A SPECIAL SOMEBODY. AND. SHE PRODuCES A METRIC FuCKTON OF GIRL STINK. THE GOOD STuFF. THE BOTTLE IT uP. AND SHIP IT OuT. FOR LIKE. A METRIC FuCK TON OF CASH. IF EVER IN A BIND KIND OF GOOD STuFF. WHAT VOLuME SHOuLD MY NOSTRIL FLARE BE. WHEN SNIFFING HER HAIR. ON PuBLIC TRANSIT. I HAVE A DISABILITY. THAT ONLY FLARES uP WHEN SHE IS WITHIN SNIFFA RANGE. I NEED TO KNOW. HOW LOuD MY STEPPIES. AND REPEATED NOSTRIL INHALATIONS. OF VASTLY NuMBERED ODOR MOLECuLES. ARE PERMITTED TO BE. BEFORE I START GETTING WEIRD LOOKS. AND GO LOuDER.
before i even have my nightfall coffee, your replies leave me breathless with a desire to see just how much you own up to your certainly *harmless* nature
:33< tactical kitty clawmbat roll!!!
50% off on everything for today
tHANKS, i REALLY NEEDED THAT, rIGHT NOW,
c< OH, rigHt, yeaH, tHat wHOle Hate date i weNt ON... it, uH... HMMM, by all staNdards, it was OutstaNdiNg, except i waNted eM dead by tHe eNd Of it all... tHey areNt, but, liKe, i was teMpted 4 a secONd, uHHHH, Outside Of tHat, it was wONderful! #viOleNce i guess, but, NOt really, i did get a very Nice strife Out Of it tHOugH >c
unfortunately i’ll have to invite my pale situationship to next time they hold this
I'm fond of his undying willingness to put himself out there, even when humbled by circumstance. Like a daffodil growing out of concrete, this one will stand the test of time, no matter how frequently or retentively he is tested.
Most of these make sense, but what's pry? Is that about questioning the target?
I hate playing guessing games with my matesprit. Riddle this, Riddle that. Riddle my f♡♡t up y♡ur ass. #ann♡yed
"= perhaps that level of trust is why. hnnnnm. i have always struggled to get myself one of those. though i am adjusted enough, maybe a moirail could help me with overall direction, i stagnate soooo much. ="
tb)( i kno )(avin a matesprit n kismesis is finportant fore reproduction n allat but i aint sea da appeal beyond dat too muc)( 3B-?
y'know somEtimEs i wondEr why pEoplE havEn't rEspondEd... only to chEck my mEssgEs with thEm and rEalizE that i'vE accidEntally lEft thEm on rEad for a fEw hours...
a peek into my camera roll from the party i stumbled into last night guess i ran into a friend of a friend lmfao ignore the funky black and white, i edited my tongue color pretty quickly this time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9b767340f9ef.png #nsfw #substance
i sEEm to profit of of pEoplE's misfortunE whEthEr i likE it or not, so. it's tEchnically par for thE coursE, at lEast.
AnY TipS On HoW To Un-LearN "PorN ActinG" SkillS AnD AcT BetteR #nsfw (ish)
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! say goss!p culture !s dead and we should br!ng !t back! L!ke yesss, tell about that gold that made your palmhusk gl!tch~
i cant wait! <> <> <> <> <> 0v0 bookmarked and eagerly awaiting the next installment!
im sweaating i cant wait for the next chapter i feel like palesmut is such an underutilized dynamic outside of expected and safe palefluff stuff but seeing the forcible pale tag immediately had by ears flapping! 0////v////0 KUDOS! ❤︎
^^i see the ancient and storied rankmaid has some competition~!^^
i have performed the act of "rechitting" for visibility, dear bhildr. you have outdone yourself once again. though i am aggrieved at the lack of updates for "a tale in which the intrepid your/character travels across great biomes in search of a monstrous pale pal with whom to soothe a mighty flaw of character"... i will find it in my pusher to forgive.
This looks - nice - good - job >
i th/)ught this was chittr n/)t chumblr
•ᴥ- i'm flexible for a reason. don't worry about it. -‿- what kind of clown can't wear different hats. -‿- contorting and folding, weight bearing and molding to what who needs of me whenever. all par the course for a clown such as myself. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- hmmm. i can't say i have. -‿- but I'd give the whole guild a shot. #nsfw -ᴥ•
my chitts are mediated everywhere i go and i’m very confused and concerned who is this mysterious mediator why do i need mediating
× I'm So Bored.. Send Me Things To Do Please https://files.catbox.moe/3fh3hz.png ×
undeath is interesting in every universe, and an endless world of possibilities gives the best opportunity to explore its every aspect. and that sounds like you’ve tried it before on someone’s windchute lol
you’re welcome here any time and if you play by the way we could play together i don’t often anymore, but i could make an exception for you
this was oddly very sweet on top of that image your posts are always delightful to read
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WTF!!! i am joining ur cuz x( how culd dey do dis?!?!?
You know, you've got a point. I've beeen zo buzy buzting my own azz, I can't juzt zettle for the bare minimum. That'z really zweet of you to zay. <^^> Zometimez it'z hard to even think about theze thingz zince work iz alwayz at the forefront, but maybee I zhould take zome time to really think about what I'd zettle for verzuz what I dezerve. Much to think about here... <^^>
× I Feel Like That's A Ovverstatement.. Hehe ×
× WVhat The.. That Is A VVery Detailed Explanation. I Don't Knowv WVhat To Do WVith This. I.. Hm. I'll Just Keep This In Mind ×
Great queztion... zomeone with talent, azpirationz, a zelf ztarter, preferably ztrong, a good converzationalizt, zomeone who'll debate me, maybee a bit gruff... ztoic but not too zeriouz. Knowing how to cook iz pretty important. ....... Yez thoze are a few "wow-factor" qualitiez.
× WVhat If I Don't WVant To Be... ×
i didn't think anyone would actually poetically dirty talk to this post, you get a gold star and a follow
Not enough trollz willing to work for it anymore honeztly. Looking to bee "wowed." Doezn't zeem to ever happen.
Partly why I'm quadlezz. Half buzinezz, half haven't beeen "wowed."
♰ i can make no excuses.. im a sucker for a moody wordsmith :) ♰
hierarchy of needs: -dirty talk in iambic pentameter #nsfw
\ 0h sh1t, alm0st f0rg0t ab0ut trans day 0f v1s1b1l1ty! 1 dunn0 what gender 1 have g01ng 0n, but 1've been t0ld that st1ll c0unts. 1 guess 1've been t00 busy d01ng k1ckfl1ps t0 realy l00k 1nt0 that. / \ but e1ther way, sh0ut0ut t0 my fell0w trans peeps! we 1n th1s t0gether! #transday0fv1s1b1l1ty /
so tru actually, u r on 2 sumthing
Would you pleassse sssttop calling me hhisss dad ffor once: I don'tt even know whhatt tthhe ffuck a dad isss
#sleepy
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its always trumps fault #vagueposting #butnotreally
WHAT A DEEP AND CUTTING YARN YOU HAVE THERE YOUNG LAD. I FEEL AS IF I'VE BEEN READ THROUGH LIKE A BOOKLET.. MAYBE EVEN A CHARACTER SHEET. MY STATISTICS AND "SKILL SET" SPLAYED OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE AS CLEARLY AS YOU HAVE. YOU'VE HAD ME FACE WHAT MAKES ME SO DISTINCT AND UNIQUE IN THIS WORLD FROM A VIEWPOINT OUTSIDE MY OWN. I'LL HAVE TO DO SOME MUCH NEEDED SELF REFLECTION POST HASTE. IT IS TRUE THIS WORLD OF SORROW AND HORRORS HAVE SHAPED THIS ONCE BRITTLE PIECE OF COAL INTO A WHITEY COMEDIC DIAMOND TO SUPPRESS MULTITUDES. I'LL BE SPEAKING TO MY WIFE AT OUR NEXT WEEKLY DINNER AT OUR LOCAL "DENNYS" ABOUT YOUR BRIGHT YOUNG WIT AND ASSISTANCE. EXPECT A DRONE TO VISIT SOON.
wish i was betttter att chittttering i'm justt nervous aboutt being sentt deatth tthreatts like on grumblr
WHAT A CURIOUSLY ABUNDANT SKILL SET YOU HAVE THERE. I FIND MYSELF FIGHTING MY DEMONS ON A DAILY BASIS AND MY MASSIVE TOBACCO ADDICTION, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO HELP WITH SUCH THINGS?
i could not agree more, dear bhildr. you are the ever-present party lead in my brightest lights. + to think i was under the impression that such meanderings were beneath your mighty intentions. wool, tugged over my brittle bulbs!
you have made it, @tautologicalTechnique! i see that my encouragement was taken to pusher, if you will permit me that smugness.