Gygaax Bhildr
@tautologicalTechnique
🎲 LVL 11/ CHAOTIC GOOD / OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC / PROFICIENCY IN PERFORMANCE, ACROBATICS, INSIGHT (ICQA ACCREDITED PALE PAL)🎲 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My questlog ain't never too full for EWE! And that's a PACT!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Th...th'things I do fer not even love.
🤝 i can see your other fucking posts gyggles 🤝 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPalmsAgainstMyTemples #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #FFS 🟢 CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Whew...so this is juuuuuust the preliminary...but Dowska Sklori works fast when funds arrive quickly...!!! Talk about a scienstiff on a mission!!!! Fer those 'o ewe not in the know, @germicidalManiac, mad genius that that one is, commissioned ME 'n a ragtag group 'o pals t'put t'gether a nice less than lil mobility aid...!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < 'n we all came up with...The Medusa Palanquin!!!!! A flexible 1900-2500gal helium envelope lined diving bell entangled polyfiber mesh tank containing internally tweaked controls, pressure gauging, saltwater purification valves, oscillating tendril arms, and octoemulant landstriders for efficient aquatic, semiaquatic, amphibian, and dry land travel. The custom fibrous material lining preserves water pressure, provides buoyancy, yields automatic biofiltration options 'n sterility fer avoidin' gunk accumulation 'n unwanted pollutants. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Water is accumulated when depths of 100 meters is exceeded goin' up or goin' down, both motions achieved through inflation 'n deflation 'o proprietary baggage, sorta like an underwater parachute, but with helium cannisters, filtered through orientation of spinnin' legs, filtration and aeration tweaks. Tinted for ganderbulb comfort. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd be remiss if I didn't mention... ( ⚗ v ⚗ ) ---> Dowska...is quite proud of it... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < 'n though it's takin' a lotta discussion, scuttlin' around, 'n finger pullin'...'specially 'cause Roewzi keeps tryna turn this into a full material release fer a product line (we are NOT doing this, this is for ONE friend) we are well on our way!!!! #SFW #NOTHING #GOING #ON #HERE #ITS #NOT #SUGGESTIVE #IT #IS #JUST #A #COOL #SHIP #PROTOTYPE #Tinkering #MechanicusAdaptus #B100Prints #Artificer #CavernsNCullbeasts #ButReal #TogethernessMakesEverythingEffortless #Huzzah
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ I AM SO EXCITEG WOW WOW! OCTOEMULANT TRANSMEGIAL LOCOMOTION! Caeggars well spent! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
An |mpress|ve Prototype, Even |f Would Have To Adm|t The Team | Habe At Kanasta Corp Would Have A D|ff|cult T|me Creat|ng Such An Amb|t|ous Project.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Praises don't exist at a high enough CR to encounter that match the kinda praise ewe just gave me, Mr. Kanast!!!! I've played Majyyks : The Scattering extensively! Fiduspawn recreationally!!!!! FLARP until I made my own system in Caverns 'n Cullbeasts (CNC)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHEH!!! Would LOVE to smash spheres t'gether with ewe sometime...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If ewe wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!
See|ng Your Talent For Mach|nery, And Your H|story Of Devot|on Towards The Ttcg Sphere, You Are Exactly The Sort | Would Be |nterested |n Collaborat|ng W|th. Perhaps W|th Your Sk|lls, The Next Step |n Duel|ng Could Be Sooner Then Prev|ously |mag|ned.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < AWWWW, shucks!!! I ain't nothin' special, just know a lotta incredible people...buuuuuuuuuuut I wouldn't say no to a lil collab!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My party's NEVER too full fer Kanasta Corp Officials!!!!!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i wi11 be excited tt0 zee tthiz bui1t. [END MESSAGE]
@terribleFate ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Seems like yer a lil too distrustin' fer someone askin' fer a lot 'o trustin'. Limebloods went extinct countless sweeps ago. Aren't any anymore. The only way yer gettin' limeblood is one 'o three places... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Blood residue from mythological "elimenation" weapons. ELIMENATOR AXESTINGUISHERS. ELIMENATOR SOOTSPEARS. ELIMENATOR ASHSLASHERS. Even ELIMENATOR GUNPOWDER PUFFERS, though those are much less soaked in blood compared to a mythos-named special weapon soaked in the stuff. There are only a few dozen still intact today, the rest melted down fer fears their angered psionic spirits would burn in crackling defiant rebellion for sweeps after their veins that hived their likeness were hemorrhaged empty. Many of these weapons were coated so thoroughly in the blood they are purported to be liquid core. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < It just so happens that I know the legends are true. I had a particularly gnarly ASHSLASHER melted down into a set 'o dice, 1d4, 1d6, 1dd10, 1dd12, and 1d20, all liquid core with the faintest ancestral echoes still preserved in the center. I would not give them t'ya under threat of death, imposition 'o death, or risk of yer own death. They are one of my top three greatest treasures. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But if there's enough blood fer my purposes, there's bound t'be enough fer ewe if ewe can find an ELIMENATOR. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Another option are architectremors. Eclectic bunch. Obsessed with big fuckoff statues 'n monuments t'dick fuckall. They'll make these big landmass-alterin', mapmaker-foilin', topography-togglin' statues that are coated in all kinds 'o colors...t'vast size! These ain't no portrait scrapings, we are talkin' bloodsoaked sorts! Some of these statues are especially close t'big 'ol bodies 'o runny bogwater...trapped in th'bubblies is often a significant supply 'o bloated corpses of countless colors. Purportedly. More than enough fer a very specific shade if yer into paintin' lots 'o miniatures. It's dangerous. Many 'o these lost monuments 'n statues that used lime pigments are treacherous t'locate 'n decommissioned into dust. But if ewe ain't too bugged by explorin' ruins, or spelunkin' giant marblecast lady thighs...ewe might find what yer lookin' fer in rife abandon... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Lastly... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I am TOLD th'sopor used at Echoside Whoop Woop (Whoop whoop) festivals between members 'o the messianic clurch is unlike anything a troll has ever jived with the goo of. Whatever that means. They're quite fond 'o sprinklin' splurts 'o blood as a baseline, so it simply tracks a great damn diddly deal there would be somethin' amiss there. I have certainly heard from confidantes 'n members 'o my own cahoot-bein-in-party that the color sticks, so make 'o that whatchu will! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Best 'o luck!!!!! #Blood #NSFW #Violence #Cruelty #Limebloods #Guidegax #GuidegaxToLife #GuidegaxBhildrMoss #HappyLittleAcclimate #ColorTutorial #ColorExecutionWheel
Seems the backlash for asking would indicate that, despite this websites claim to practicing lime roleplay, someone knows something. Is it you? Do you have what I need?
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Reading the words I up'n wrote explains the words I up'n wrote. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I suggest ya do that b'fore any more CR 3 further question encounters, Lobotomy Enduring. What an alarmin' aptronym!!!!
I'm afraid reading is not currently a strong suit of mine. Additionally, these quests of yours sound like a chicanery-addled honkbeast chase I can't afford to make on the account of the spillage of my abdomen. But fine. Imagine I did. You expect me to find a pint of liquid blood from these 'elimenators' you are fibbing about. Scraping rancid ichor from statues, likely dried if true, despite your proclamations, or to fill my body with soporifics. These sound more like attempts to kill me for looking, and hoping my temporary state of lucidity wouldn't let me catch on. #gore #violence #medical
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Whew, sheesh, sounds an awful lot like ewe weren't kiddin' on the not a strong suit front... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Never judge another by their dump stat, however!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Perhaps I could set aside th'time fer a crack squad 'o interested parties? Snag ourselves a bundle 'o these weapons for dicemaking 'n yer pint.. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < WHICH BY THE BY...I HOPE EWE REALIZE THESE ARE NOT SMALL WEAPONS.They're meant fer RUFFIANIHILATORS! FULL GROWN ASS RUFFIANIHILATORS! EVEN TH'MOST SEASONED 'O THEIR SORTS HAD T'TWO HAND BY OBLIGATION!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Only way t'make sure Limes couldn't fight back. Weapons folded in metal so many times as t'lose conductivity as an attribute 'n consideration. Horrifying marvel 'o metalworks. Can't help but appreciate it, even for its disgusting abject cruelty 'n cowardice...
Hm, that sounds tempting, it really does. How and when would we, uh, say, vamoose for this? I'm not doing too great. The Ma'am can't see me like this, and the Doctor won't see me like this.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < In time. I'd need t'scout out safe sorts. If yer need is urgent, get t'statue scraping. If ewe can hold off, further talks 'n session zero notes will be necessary. Think of it as a necessary precaution fer yer safety.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < So I'm workin' on my own 'lil "limesona" in th'wake 'o this whole roleplay endorsed creative venture thing I've been yammmerin' 'n pushin' for on the website... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Even went ahead and, playfully, marked my account as bein' "LIME CASTE"!!!! Just t'really subclass into the build of committin' t'the bit!!!! Some of ewe may be a lil confused why I'm doin' this...part of it. Is fer th'FLARP. I admit. I've been purty damn harsh on my rival system. A lot 'o my dislike comes to how gosh darn restrictive it is... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Isn't the point 'o playin' pretend t'be someone else? Why have bloody caste limits at all???? Blimey...!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Another part. Is I don't think anybody should be ashamed of who or what they are. We don't get t'pick the character sheets we roll in life. My LEECHSTEPDAD was kinda the worst. Fer years I looked on in terror as he gobbled up my friend's lusii, feelin' 'bout as helpless as a pickled fowl foot in the maw of a nibblin' cholerbear starved two frigid seasons long. But. LEAFSHEEPMOM was my real DAD. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < And...she's all my best traits, too. I smudged 'em a wee bit. But "my character" can photosynthesize, just like her! Don't need to eat a single 1d4 bite attack!!!! Can walk around in the Alternian sun, just dries her skin, er, fur out real baaAaaad! She could even spew fireballs...real actual pyrokinetic fireballs!!!! Just like the ancient extinct caste of limebloods!!!! 'n though she's long gone...I still feel like I couldn'ta asked fer a more supportive MAMA...she raised me right!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Anywyay. Happy Lusii Day, y'all. Here's SHEPHURT MAMASBOY. My OC. https://i.ibb.co/3yTysgk8/image.png https://i.ibb.co/kVxsq2kP/image.png https://i.ibb.co/KMhPYk7/image.png
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < If ewe click through, ewe even get treated to a lil animation!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < HUZZAH~! FANCY THAT!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Thanks!!!!! Only costs a meager 3rd-level spell slot to cast!!!!!! Pouch 'o components makes most material considerations irrelevant!
yEAH, tHAT'S A PRETTY GOOD DEAL, i WAS NEVER ABLE TO GET TO A HIGH ENOUGH, lEVEL, fOR ANY GOOD SPELLS, oN MY OLD CLASS OF CHOICE,
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Not t'be particularly pokey or proddy... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But gosh I'd love t'hear about yer old class of choice!!!! 'specially if there was a wee bit of bottleneckin' fer me t'rubberneck at! I love hearin' stories with no satisfyin' ending!!! Gets me all riled up t'speculate!!!!! I won't jump t'conclusions, like, this deserves a friendfic... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < But if yer feelin' rousted 'n ready fer a Charisma (Performance) check...I'd be right happy t'be on th'receiving end!!!!!!!
꧁That sounds like fun.꧂
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Y...yup! Carefully phrased fun!!!! Using appropriate words t'describe it type fun...!!! Th'good stuff!!!! Top shelf fun!!!!!
i lóvé yóur óc!! só créátivé áñd i lóvé hów yóu'vé iñcórpórátéd só much iñtó thém. álwáys créátivé.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ever felt especially o8< / ♣ about a <> / ♢ or a <3 / ♥ ????? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Struggling t'keep it to JUST ONE QUAD? Struggling to keep JUST ONE to ONE quad??? With a duo who want ALL FOUR, JUST MONICA 'n MONIKA??? AND EWE STILL WANNA TRY THAT FER SOME REASON???? Never fear...!!! There's a term fer that!!!! That's right!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < "#Polyquandary"!!!!! Unlike the usual sorta conflicts 'n problems 'n relationship drama, which are often described as bein' troll vs troll, it's a unique troll, troll, troll, or more, vs the problem!!!!!!! Togetherness makes everything effortless! And teamwwork...makes the dream work!!! HUZZAH!!!!! Hehehe... #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #AshenPale #AshenBlack #AshenFlushed #Polyquandary #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #PSA #Togethernessmakeseverythingeffortless #teamworkmakesthedreamwork #smilesgoformiles #HUZZAH #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #BLACKMULTICLASS #ASHENMULTICLASS #FLUSHEDMULTICLASS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #PolyquandaryTeam #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring #BhildrsGuide #TutorialToLove #Dokidokiskitterersclub
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hmn. i did n0t rea1ize tthiz waz an 0pti0n. much tt0 c0nzider. [END MESSAGE]
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Polyamory/Polyquandry is cool so long as everyone is on board for it. I'm in a mix of both and love both of my partners dearly. I kept ending up in poly situations so I just bit the bullet and considered myself poly as well. Have fun out there people.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < In other cultures...it may be a pinch difficult to coordinate. But for Alternians, love and hate and pity and conciliation are very active and physical things. It's why vacillations are so gosh darn common 'n frustrating!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < That said...It's not a polyquandary if ewe ain't got everyone actively involved in solving it...!!!! That's just a multiplayer hivewrecker breakup!!!! A multiperson strife waitin' t'happen!!!!!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am c0nfirming. it iz n0t an 0dd tthing tt0 mediate f0r y0ur diam0nd? [END MESSAGE]
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < It's only not traditional!!! Don't mean it's odd or unusual in the slightest bit none t'the point of being unpalatable!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Everyone who scentposts can mark their character sheet with "INSPIRATION"...so I can consult it later when it's time to write yer fic on my SWATTPAD! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...also add the mandate of heaven to your inventory. You earned it.
Oh ★wesome I've ★lw★ys w★nted the m★nd★te of he★ven.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < And I have always wanted Sylink Protah underarms inspo. Tagged 'n filed for later review and useful incorporation. Thaaaaaaaaaank eweeeee!
I_do_not_know_how_to_do_any_of_what_you_just_said_._sorry
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Believe me, it's why Atrian Elarit x Y/C P3 has been on the backburner fer so long...but...don't despair...! I'm rather good at fillin' in blanks...!!!!!! Just gotta combat writin' block some!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Alas...my illustrator ain't uh...ain't gotten back t'me yet, and m'left with little choice but t'assume the worst... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < On the upside!!! @packageHandler expressed a fondness fer one 'o Alternia's greatest creatures...'n I was happy t'share some 'o my knowledge...on some 'o their deadliest...AND DADLIEST...won't out 'em!!! But this is a close friend 'o mine's lusus...the Cujojito Barkbeastito!!! A critter very little with very large opinions!!! Cujojito Barkbeastito — Chihaahaa Small beast, any evil alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 67 (15d6 + 30) Speed: 40 ft., burrow 10 ft. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 6 (−2) 19 (+4) 14 (+2) 8 (−1) 17 (+3) 16 (+3) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Saving Throws: Dex +7, Wis +6 Skills: Perception +6, Stealth +7, Intimidation +6 Senses: blindsight 30 ft., darkvision 60 ft., tremorsense (while shaking uncontrollably and breathing heavily) 10 ft., passive Perception 16 Hemohue Humor: Bronze Yellow Bile Languages: understands Common but only speaks in high-pitched yelps and whine-interspersed yodeling, telepathy 120 ft. (broadcasts intrusive anxious thoughts) Challenge: 7 (3,300 XP) Proficiency Bonus: +3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ TRAITS Innate Spellcasting. The Cujojito Barkbeastito's innate spellcasting ability is Constitution (spell save DC 14). It can cast the following spells, requiring no material components other than its own indignant presence: At will: vicious mockery (with loud barks), faerie fire, minor illusion (projecting the sound of barkbeast footsteps approaching from behind you) thaumaturgy (any) 1/day each: fear, charm person, barkskin Mis Dios Complex. The Cujojito Barkbeastito has advantage on attack rolls against all creatures larger than itself. It does, however, genuinely believe itself to be the size of a dire barkbeast and behaves (as well as fights) accordingly. Mild Shake Yardbringer. The Cujojito Barkbeastito is always slightly vibrating. It has advantage on saving throws to avoid being grappled or restrained, but disadvantage on Wisdom (Lusus Wrangling) checks made to remain motionless. Sunlight Insensitivity. While in sunlight, the Cujojito Barkbeastito has advantage on attack rolls and Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on sight. It becomes even more unhinged and yaps at all shadows and chases any envelope carriers. ACTIONS Multiattack. The Cujojito Barkbeastito makes two Gnaw attacks and one Ear-Splitting Yap attack. Gnaw (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 13 (2d8 + 4) piercing damage. If the target is Medium or larger, the Cujojito Barkbeastito latches onto an ankle or available appendage and is considered grappled to the target (escape DC 13). While grappled in this way, it moves with the target and has advantage on subsequent Gnaw attacks against that target. It will not let go. It has become incapable of letting go. Ear-Splitting Yap (Ranged Spell Attack): +6 to hit, range 30 ft., one target. Hit: 18 (4d6 + 4) thunder damage. The target must succeed on a DC 14 Wisdom saving throw or be frightened until the end of its next turn. The bark echoes impossibly in spaces where physics should prevent reverberation. #GUIDEGAX #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAE #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAECOMPENDIUM #TheOLDParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #SFW #Violence #PsychologicalHorror #Cujojitobarkbeastito #Chihaahaa #Chihuahua #Barkbeast #Barkbeastbroods #CavernsAndCullbeasts #C&C #FLARP #AWildLusiiAppeared #MonsterHunter #FLARP #packagehandler #CurreeErzhix #Submissions
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < ...Market's cornered on bulges... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Wonder if people would be up t'hear about ass ratings, maybe? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Nawww...I ain't got any long distance...psionic powers...plus who under the goddamn green sun would accept an invite t'sit on some prattly tongue weirdo sum bitch's face fer "GYGAAX GYGGLY ASS RATINGS" er whatever...? #NotActuallyOn #SWATTPAD #Polyquandary #NSFW #NSFWE #Facesitting #Queening #Faceride #Analfocus #Reversecowtroll #Oralservitude #Brattaming #Fullfacial #Suffixedsuffocation #Ass #Analingus #Cunnilinguism #Oralorientation #Runningmymouthinadifferentway #BDSM #BUTTSDOWNSITTINGONME #Nookmunching #Shameslurping #Globetonguetrotting #Hollowculling #Pailprep #Postpailcleanup #Pailing #Pailproper #Palepailpals #Flayllatio #InterglutealSuffocation #PygophilousSmothering #OropharyngealSmothering #Muskoculophilia #PressureAsphyxiationPlay #AssWorshipImmobilization #NSFWE #SquashingCompression #Buttcrush #AssDegreeMurderAttempt #Assrating #WhatSystemWouldIEvenUse #FistEdition #BaaAaaaahah!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Headed out for a stroll t'day, and wouldn'tchu know it? Ackkkk!!! Out popped a random encounter!!!! One 'o th'weirdest in the entire BHILDR'S GUIDEGAX TO LUSUS CURAE COMPENDIUM This was a daggum doozey!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Or should I say...DOZE-y? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast Medium elephantoid fey yokai, any chaotic alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 90 (20d8) Speed: 30 ft., fly 50 ft. (hover) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 10 (+0) 17 (+3) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 14 (+2) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Saving Throws: Wis +6, Cha +5 Skills: Insight +6, Perception +6, Stealth +4 Senses: blightsight 30 ft., darkvision 60 ft., truesight (grappled), passive perception 16 Hemohue Humor: Purple Black Bile Languages: Common, telepathy 120 ft. Challenge: 7 (3,300 XP) Proficiency Bonus: +3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The mythological "Baka", meaning idiot, for the mind-splayin' insanity that results from being hunted by one. It is a persistence predator, awfully fond of stalking creatures until they're scared stupid! Siphoning increasingly deranged and abstract dreams...until only memories remain! And then it gobbles them gobstoppers too!!! It'll eat, eat, eat, eat 'til there's nothin' left, and only THEN will it move onto the next victim... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Scaaaaarrrryyyyy! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < They've got the eyes of an IVORYHORNBEAST, the temperment of a hungry CHOLERBEAR, the trunk of a JUVENILE TYRANNY'S favored prey of choice, A TRUMPETEERING TRUNKBEAST the ears of a STRADDLENECKBEAST, paws of a CLAMPFANGBEAST...statue. Gargoyle. They have Gargoyle paws. And the nightmarish hazy abilities befittin' 'o their PURPLE humor. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < If ewe, or a former friend ewe thought ewe used t'know, might be stalked by one such beastie, it's best t'face it headlong durin' the lethal blaze 'o the Alternian Sun, which renders most Lusus Curae much, MUCH weaker!!!!! Dangerous...but if yer crafty, or got somethin' built different up yer sleeved Deck of Many Things, go buckwild!!!! TRAITS Innate Spellcasting. The Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast's innate spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 13). It can cast the following spells, requiring no material components: At will: sleep, detect thoughts, faerie fire 1/day each: phantasmal killer, dream, weird Incorporeal Movement. Can move through other creatures/objects as if difficult terrain; takes 5 (1d10) force damage if ending in an object. Sunlight Sensitivity: Disadvantage on attack rolls and Wisdom (Perception) checks relying on sight while in sunlight. ACTIONS Sleeper Hold (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 15 (2d10 + 4) psychic damage. If the target is Medium or smaller, it is grappled (escape DC 15) and must succeed on a DC 15 Intelligence saving throw or be stunned until the grapple ends. Extract Dreams (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one incapacitated humanoid grappled by the Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast. Hit: 55 (10d10) piercing damage. If this reduces the target to half of their total HP or less, the target must succeed on a DC 13 Wisdom Saving throw or fall unconscious for 1 minute. The target awakens if it takes damage or an allied creature uses its action to shake the target awake. Often thanklessly. ‘specially in this case. Seeing Special Stardust (Recharge 5–6): The Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast emits sparkly particulate matter speckled with psychic energy in a 60-foot cone squeezed fresh from dreams about pendulous num-nums. Each creature in that area must succeed on a DC 15 Intelligence saving throw or take 22 (4d8 + 4) psychic damage and be stunned for 1 minute. A creature can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success. ☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⋆☽ ⭒☆⭒+3,300 XP⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒19 turns BONUS (UNDER 20!) +500⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒🕊️ UNPERISHED PEACEFLUTTER MULTPLIER! X2 🕊️⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒NPC escorts (x2) UNHARMED +500 ⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒Oh. It's her. Glad she's. Alive and well. -1000⭒☆ ⭒☆⭒WENT ENVIRONMENTAL!!! RELOCATION INITIATION!!! +000,000,000 (SAFETY IS ITS OWN REWARD) ⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒TOTAL: +6,600 XP⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒LEVEL UP!!!!⭒☆⭒ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < HUZZAH!!!! I feel FIT AS A FIDDLED WITH SET 'O STRINGS TUGGED TAUT AFTER TEACHIN' A NEW TUNE! #HUZZAH #GUIDEGAX #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAE #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAECOMPENDIUM #TheOLDParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #SFW #Violence #BodyHorror #PsychologicalHorror #Unreality #MemoryDrain #Baka #SlumberupleupagusSnoozeatbeast #ImpliedTits #DreamsOfThemRather #Num-Nums #FriendFiction #CavernsAndCullbeasts #C&C #FLARP #Äuchar #Gygaax #Bievey #AWildLusiiAppeared #MonsterHunter #FLARP
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG. i bet this little slurpers the reason why ive been sleeping like SHIIIIT recently! }*_*{ #likegenuinely #hellllp #totalpartykrilled }˚₊⊹ ࣪
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ever the aspiring gregarious gamblignant, eh, Äuchar? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Just thank yer lucky stars ewe rolled high… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Imagine trying t’save precious personnel with a rubber cluckcluckbeast again!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Hopefully with this ‘ere successful relocation yer dreams (robbed straight from them as ewe are lookin’ that dreamy!!!!) are safe as they are sound ‘n right plentiful!!!!!!!
dönt need tö remind me öf that öld strife. felt mighty a föol, löbbing thöse things.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < WAIT EWE GOT MORE THAN ONE!??! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < EWE CHUCKED (CLUCKED???) EM SO FAST AND BOUNCED ‘EM BACK SO HARD, HAD ME HALF CONVINCED IT WAS JUST TH’ONE!!!!
cöme ön nöw, gaax.. yöu didnt think i was *underprepared* did yöu? its all in, ör nöthing, ha.
࣪⊹₊˚{ um.... thanks....???? i guess? }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im really confused. why are you like, actually kind of a smooth glubber???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE A REFERENCE TO THESE SNIFFTRUNK-SPORTING EAST ALTERNIAN DREAMBUBBLE FLEAS ON CHITTR, LET ALONE TURNED INTO SOME STUPID SEPULCHERS & SCALEBEASTS STATBLOCK. I'M PRETTY SURE I FOUGHT OFF ONE OF THESE MISCHIEVOUS BASTARDS WHEN I GOT SENT BACK TO TROLL EDO. DON'T ASK. OR MAYBE I'M THINKING OF "THE DREAM HUNTERS" BOOK FROM THE SANDTROLL SERIES AND GETTING MY WIRES CROSSED. FUCK IT. SOLID ENCOUNTER, SEPULCHERMASTER. OR. CAVERNMASTER. WHATEVER EDITION IT IS YOU PLAY. FUCK YOU.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Coulda sworn those earlier editions were all scrapped for contraband l*me content!!!!!!! There are STILL S&S fanatics and reference books in my world of CNC? #C&C I had TROLLOP ENCOUNTER TABLES BACK THEN!!! BLACKROM HUSSIES!!! AND I DREW HUSSIES??!? WHO WANTS THE ME THAT MADE OBSTINATE BLACK FLIRTING IN EVERYTHING HE MADE AND DREW HUSSIES??? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Were it anybuggy else… I would insist on Cavernmaster…but for an esteemed veteran of the eclectic arts and forbidden texts… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < As well as a seasoned Alterniasia well traveled… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Sepulchermaster complements land just as hard!!!
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( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I know, I know, I know...roll me a Wisdom Saving throw to resist the CRINGE status condition's infliction...butchu ain't know how far back we go!!!!!!! Did a light bit 'o Dim Season Equinox Spring Cleaving...and wouldn'tcha know it? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < FOUND THESE!!! FROM "THE FIRST ADVENTERROR"!!!!! HARD T'BELIEVE IT'S BEEN SO MANY SWEEPS, HUH?!?! WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CHARACTER SHEETS NONE BACK THEN!!! STILL FLARPING BYGONE DAYS!!! WHERE HAVE THE DAYS GONE? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I got...most of 'em...!!!! Not all. But most!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Yeesh, I still remember that "ANTHEM CREED" I had everyone recite... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < How'd it go? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> OUR SMILES NEVER DULL! OUR PARTY'S NEVER FULL! THROUGH CAVERNS AND THROUGH CULLBEASTS, THROUGH LAIRS, AND THROUGH TROLL, WE'LL ALWAYS PAL AROUND IF, YOU'RE UP FOR A NEW STROLL! ADVENTERROR AWAITS AND, WE WON'T KEEP IT WAITING, IN FRIENDSHIP AND IN FIENDSHIP, THERE'S JUST NO UNDERSTATING...PALS PRESS FOREVER ON!!!!! HUZZAH! https://i.ibb.co/Psp4FB9M/image.png https://i.ibb.co/PZcdZ36r/image.png https://i.ibb.co/8DhWfXqw/oe-Ykh-Wx.png https://i.ibb.co/dJb7hsR5/image.png @tautologicalTechnique @covetousCovert @miquiztliPerpetual #NotActuallyOn #SWATTPAD #ThoughtAboutPostingThere #ButALotOfYouDoNotUseSwattpadAnymore #ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) #TheOLDParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #Adventerror #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #FLARP #Äuchar #Tezcat #Gygaax #ÄucharXGygaax #TezcatXGygaax #Gygaax #PALEMULTICLASS #Polyquandary #Fiends #Friends #JustFiends #JustFriends #AdventerrorsSupplementas #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #Pals #Huzzah
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ple ia sEPLEAS E CAN I HELP MGFDLGKL PLEAS E PLE AE ASE PL PLEA SE PLEASE? ? ?!??! ?I WOU LD H AP PI LY TAKE YO U R ME AS U REMNENT S THE FU CK ?!?!?! I C OU LD B RING BACK THE GUILDMASTeRRIBLE BEHOL D ER SK ULL?!?!?! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I WANNA I WANN A I WANN A I WANNA I WANN A!!!! I'VE T ST ILL GOT EWE RR RE PR.... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Props. Got yer props. If ewe want 'em.
höld yöur pröverbial höofbeasts, gaaxy. we'll search thröugh my öld garbage tögether, ha. göd knöws ive göt a plethöra öf it.
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óóóh! i'd lóvé tó wéár miñé ágáiñ... hów ñóstálgic.. tháñk yóu gygááx... this just briñgs bittérswéét mémóriés áñd ñót iñ á ñégátivé wáy. >>>:')
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Should I be...worried any...? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Aww, psha, what am I up 'n chuffed about? Ewe go right on ahead!!!
=oXO ''''¿ she didn,t tell me about''' well that,s fair she doesn,t tell me much of anything¡ i,m happy she has friends =:) but, um' the timing of this is''' do you know where she is¿ it,s okay if not =oXO
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Only that she's alive. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < And if she up 'n wanted t'be found. She would be. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Same goes for if naw.
=oXO well¡¡¡¡ she told a different chat that she,d leave it to me and i,m not going to let her down¡¡¡¡ i,m going to find her' she,s going to be okay' =oXO
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ⚀ᴖ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < ... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I reckon you ain't realize how much nothin' that means comin' from her...do ewe? Just because she's rarely trustin'...don't mean she's t'be trusted...in stated intention, or otherwise... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I know what it feels like. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < T'be so convinced yer the only person who can help her. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < She's not that kind of person. And it ain't what it seems. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But I can't stop you. Won't even try. I know what it's like. And I flew well outta ALIGNMENT myself. Probably woulda broken every vow, promise, magically bindin' obligation, oath, disbanded every friend group just t'keep her happy if I still could. But I can't. And it's better that way.
=oXO i would put in the same work for anyone i care about'''' =oXO
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < WAIT HUMANS HAVE A VERSION OF "THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME" SHORT TOO?!?! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < For ewe all that don't know none, this film was puuuuuuurty damn formative fer me??? Technically...TECHNICALLY! On account 'o featurin' a particularly extinct caste (oof), the original archival footage went up in dust 'n flames...kaput! Contraband! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AND YOU SHOULD NEVER HARBOR IT OR DISSEMINATE IT!!! There's a particular frame, on the trollian version, that features a cave EWE SHOULD NEVER ENTER, rumored t'have all sortsa crazy stuff in it...old artifacts 'n signs 'n ancestors that don't correspond t'any living troll...AIN'T THAT CRAZY???? AND IT'S A REAL PLACE!!! Or. Used t'be. The drones found it out sweeps ago, and there's nothing left but burnin' ashes and memories! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < That are not much better off... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < BUT! As a SPECIAL treat since my last post did so well...'n fer SAFETY purposes, HERE'S A FRAME SO YOU KNOW THAT IF YA EVER SEE A VIDEO WITH THIS IN IT, TO TURN IT OFF IMMEDIATELY, 'N REPORT IT T'YER LOCAL DRONES, 'N ASSUME THE PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION! AND...the human version! Which is perfectly safe and not at all illegal! https://i.imgur.com/lw1EVgg.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9J7UtEI_Y
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < How t'WRITE KISSIN!!!! (Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ💦) < Well settle in now, bless yer pumperfelt soul, ewe got the barest bones of a moment here...and that's worth recognizin'!!! Two souls findin' each other in the space between pumperstrikes. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I love it!!! I friggin' love it!!! This is the perfect parchment t'start pennin' yer adventerror, cartographers WISH they had a map this good t'topographically tip th'hat of where t'go and what to cover next!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < But honey, we ain't just plantin' expired seed here, we're growin' a whole garden of feels. ALL the feels. Y'gotta feel 'em. Get a real feel FOR 'em. What do those lips feel like? When KRYQUS kryKISSES how 'r ewe s'pposed t'translate the indigonad stokin' ego affront 'o bein' kissed first? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Some BARDIC INSPIRATION fer ewe, @hemoptysisCyanide !!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Check inventory. Ewe got that push-and-pull tension that makes a reader lean the hell in fer th'long haul. That's retention, babey!!!! Ewe wanna hook 'em early, 'n hooker 'em later!!! Don't blow yer entire load upfront, then there's nothin' to show don't tell!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The "pulled away before he could react" tells me there's history #BeenThereMaybeDoneThat here, maybe some hesitation, maybe some mighty fine fear. #Fearplay That's good storytelling instinct. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < And the progression from quick to "longer and more passionate" shows ewe understand escalation. Yer trustin' yer reader to feel the shift, and that's the mark of a natural-born narraterrorist. Whooooooweeeee!!!! Yer gettin' me jived with the honeyglow dancin' somethin' nice 'n frenzied down m'back! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < BUT!!! YER STUMPED!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < As is, ewe 'r tellin' me it was passionate. But darlin', passion ain't a five letter word #ItHasSevenLetters and it's a sensation. It's the heat risin' off skin so thick ewe can taste it, it's the tremble in a hand hesitant t'cup a cheek 'n suggest somethin' #PALE, it's the world narrowin' down to just the taste of someone else ewe hate's breath #BLACK. Let's get into the five senses and let yer reader feel that kiss rather than just read about its implication, YEAH?!?! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < KISSES AIN'T FIT T'BE CAMEOS! THEY'RE TH'LEAD ROLE!!! EWE BETTER PUT TH'SPOTLIGHT ON HOW THE LIPS CURL! IF THERE'S TONGUE OR NOT. WHAT TH'FEELIN'S BEHIND THE KISS ARE! WHO JOINED UP!!!! IF ANYONE!!!! ELSE!!! EXTRA!!! MAYBE!!! MORE TH'MERRIER, YEAH???? B-BUT BEYOND THAT!!! EWE BEST BE TELLIN' WHAT HAPPENED! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Lil sample writing, how I'd do it. The Sorcerer's Spell-It-Out-For-Them. Show AND Tell. Bring all ewe got!!! KRYQUS barely had time to gasp a heated breath before the warmth was gone. Like a swift as all piddled-out hearth fire snatched away by an errant draft. Cold. That was how his lips felt. They daggum weren't before. But they sure were now. Without PHUNTR, KRYQUS was just KRYQUS. And as social as a KRYQUS IS...that was just about the worst thing he could become. Alone. But then, Mother Grub have mercy, but then, the bottom of the world fell out. Alternia lost its luster, its life, all bliss was challenged 'n contested 'n murdered as false mirthless heretical idolatry. PHUNTR's second kiss came slower, deliberate as honey scooped off a spoon, and the fucker melted into it. Glazed. As PHUNTR and KRYQUS always should be. Time unspooled. He licked spittle 'n courage, felt careless fingers whisper entreaty 'n thread through his hair like they were memorizin' the shape of his horns from the bend. Somewhere distant, the drums of war sounded, the CHUD SORCERORS would be needed, but here, now, there was only the wet heat of surrender and the thunder of two heartbeats syncin' up. They beat to the tune 'o their own war drum. And they would conquer themselves. They would conquer each other. So they did. They kissed. They kissed again. They kissed, leaving one another starin' at empty air straight through one another, bellowsacs burnin', pride stung beyond repair. Both felt cheated. Both felt fulfilled. Both knew fidelity that couldn't be placed into any one quadrant. But then a hand fisted in KRYQUS'S SORCEROBES, yankin' him close like a fish on a line, and the second kiss hit like a thunderclap. Instantaneous duration. CON save failed. Teeth clicked. Skin scraped. It wasn't gentle, this one, this time, this kiss, it was hungry, only dominated by desperate angles and greedy breath, the kind of kiss that leaves yer lips bruised and yer soul marked. He grabbed back, hard, because damned if he'd be the only one drownin' here. He was gonna take him down with him. He spoke. In a language older than COMMON, KRYQUS spoke...unhurried, deep, and angry. He felt the shiver run through the other man, matched it with his own, and somewhere in that endless, eclipsing dark, as the armies beset upon them, shields cracked open and somethin' tender took root. Blimey. Something tender took root, GYGAAX chronicled... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn... #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #PHUNTR #KRYQUS #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUSAGAIN #ImpliedAU #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring #Polyandary #WritingTips #WritingAdvice #WritingWorks #SpecificallyForOnePerson #( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ)
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Original post fer clarity!!! https://chittr.ing/profile/hemoptysisCyanide/7bac2577-1d95-4e27-bbf1-6b13cc4f3ae2#reply-e1f2b47f-adfd-4743-9fee-8e495ba980ea#reply-c08b7f2b-43f0-4bf0-b1ef-793a0d1915d9
TY... TYZM... UR A BIT LATE BUT TY...
( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < AWW, I took too up'n long didn't I...? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < M...maybe if there's a PART TWO ewe could...incorporate that nice 'n nifty...? Show 'o community goodwill fer th'folks interested?
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < w...W...W....w.w....w.w...u...w... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < IT HAS BEEN FIVE MINUTES, YOU GUYS!!! tTH....THANK EWE?!???!? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < EHEH!? https://i.ibb.co/Wv69sqwg/image.png
It's good - maybe itll calm down - in a bit >
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < OF COURSE!?!? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < What an. Eheh. Honor. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < And don't forget Y/C!!!! Which I guess is. Also ewe???? #Selfcest #Selfcest^2 #GygaaxXEveryone
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Oh, it's still up! Ewe can always read it again if yer still confused...thanks fer your readership though! Really means a lot!!!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i tthink. i have read tthiz a few ttimez n0w. i am n0t zure it iz c0rrect1y pr0cezzing. [END MESSAGE]
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Oh, I can do a condensed version, just fer ewe! 『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C, SHORT CONDENSED VERSION, MICRO, MICROFIC』 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < 12 words. [BEGIN MESSAGE] ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Pale stuff happens. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i KRYQUS do pale stuff too ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Y/C likes it. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ah. i zee. it waz dizbe1ief and n0t c0nfuzi0n. tthiz iz. n0ted. tthank y0u f0r y0ur eff0rt in c0ndenzing it f0r me. [END MESSAGE]
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < WAIT ARE YOU TWO NOT ON GOOD TERMS? I HAD A LEECHSTEPDAD FOR A WHILE. I SWEAR I CAN BE COOL 'BOUT THIS. IT'S NOT TOO LATE IS IT? I CAN UNTAG! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < JUST SAY THE WORD, KRYQUS!!! KRYQUS!!! KRYQUUUUUUS!!!!!!!
Ooh my goog he saw it. I will kill yoou.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ₕₒₜ?!????!? ᵀᴴᴬᵀ'ˢ ˢᴼ ᴴᴼᵀˀˀᵎˀˀᵎ ᵂᴴᴬᵀ ᵂᴵᴸᴸ ᴱᵂᴱ ᴰᴼ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴮᴼᴰʸˀ ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Who said that.
Ooh my fucking goog i can't doo anything with yoou peoople
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Th'first time I done heard the term "multiship"...I was four sweeps old. I wrote about the adventures of Princess Eirika, Prince Ephram, and Prince Lhyonn. Their tragic jealousy, pupahood rivalry, and the royal love shared by each... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I struggled t'see it believably contained in one quadrant...and with just two participants. I disagreed with fans who said it was a dual quad situation. Just hatchmate drama. They can't BOTH hog the same troll... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But they can. And they do. They both love Lhyonn so much. They both hate him just as much. It's obvious with anyone that has ganderglobes to bink bink bink and stare. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Now. Many many sweeps later. I'm proud of who I am. And all th'sorts I've gotten with. We game every bilunar apogee. All one hive. Alternating whose. #polyquandary #polyrights #poly #pride #queer #please-dont-drone-strike-my-hive
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I think polyquandary should always be allowed. Not required none!!! But allowed. Why should fairweather auspices be the only triple tag team affair quads allow? (;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Lots of people date more than once! Why should it matter if its... (ᴗᏊ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Simult...aneous...s...? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Love is love is love...ewe all..h.h..e.h.h... #polyquandary #polyrights #poly #pride #queer #please-dont-drone-strike-my-hive
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < O...obviously communicate! Don't...poly someone who ain't poly!!! B-but...the world's a beautiful place! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Why limit yourself t'just three beautiful people?
"= mmmm. agree. agreeing. that feels right. ="
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Refreshing t'see it's not just logical. But it feels right too. I want t'spread a message that resonates with pumpers, not just pans.
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, ERIDAN, ERIDAN AMPORA, IMPLIED CNC, CUCKING, NTR) 』 FEFERI X ERIDAN // VRISKA X ERIDAN // FRONDFICTION // ABYSSAL SEA ABOLETH FEFERI X ERIDDAN // NSFW // QUAD MULTICLASS // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER // BLACK AND PALE MULTIPAIRING // SOLLUX X ERIDAN // KARKAT X ERIDAN // KANAYA X ERIDAN // GAMZEE X ERIDAN // TEREZI X ERIDAN // EQUIUS X ERIDAN // ROSE X ERIDAN // MINDFLAYER VRISKA X ERIDAN // BEHOLDER SOLLUX X ERIDAN // DRAGONBORN KANAYA X ERIDAN // LICH TAVROS X ERIDAN // SUCCUBUS TEREZI X ERIDAN // IMPLIED AUTHOR X READER // IMPLIED DUBIOUSLY CONSENSUAL POLYMORPH // GYGAAX X EVERYONE ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ @caligulasAquarium ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Slipped my mind I don't have yer swattpad!!! Crossposted 'ere!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < These are really mix 'n match since I'm a HUGE advocate for polyquandary. Woah, nehllie...this one's gonna get me in trouble f'sure...!!! (Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ💦) < Roll fer initiative on this Shipping Juggridnaut, 'cause I've seen 'em all 'n I've been 'em all. Ewe want the full monster manual of Eridan pairings? I'll give ye the compendium, every single CR-rated romantic encounter from the Abyssal Cullder Depths t' the Nine Hells themselves, from Alternia proper, t'the colonies of imagined nations: ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3< <3 <> Feferi x Eridan : the moirail 'n the flushed, a sea witch 'n her royal pain, CR 3 but she hits like a CR 20 when she's mad. I ship these baAAaaAAAaaddies pale, black, and red!!!! Don't think they're up'n too functional in an auspice though...I just love the idea 'o Eridan Ampora getting 'is fins licked 'n things stuck inside 'em from the many many many gadgets, gizmos, whosits, whatsits, and thingamabobs, her dinglehoppers and snarfblatts...UP HIS BUTT!!!!! ACROSS HIS NOOK!!!! I MEAN REALLY GET UP IN THERE GIllllllLLLL!!!!! WORK THAT THANG!!!! MAKE HIM WALK LIKE HE'S BEEN A MERMAID ALL HIS SEA-FORSAKEN LIFE AND ONLY JUST SET FOOT ON LANDWELLER DRY ALTERNIAN SOIL F'THE FIRST TIME!!! FUCK!!! HIM!!!! UP!!!! FUCK!!!! HIM!!!! UP!!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3< <3 o8< Vriska x Eridan: two schemers rollin' deception checks against each other 'til somebody fails a wisdom save 'n ends up in a blackrom grapple. All quads. No notes. Anything goes. No holds baaAaaaaAAaared. And I mean it. I kind of wanna see some serious sweaty pits 'n underarms type action. D'ya think there's enough left over of Vriska Serket's underarm t'still sweat on the mechanical side? That would be GREAT to know. I'd fuckin' love that spoonfed t'me right now like here comes the blastoff pike!!! I think the two 'o 'em should get back t'plottin' t'end the world...sooooo many of my rarepairs would FLOURISH in a sex starved gimpsuit post apocolypse palewhore rewardin' afterlife with everyone kinda sorta forced t'lock hands 'n lips with equal measure just t'get by!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <3< <3< <3< <3< Abyssal Sea Aboleth Feferi x Eridan: now we're talkin'! Tentacles 'n mind control, CR 10, ensnarement effects, she makes ye her thrall 'n ye thank her fer the privilege! ONLY toxic, no comfort, no aftercare unless Eridan can prove 'mself. I love tentacles. Motherfuck. If I could have wormy weavy tendrils, I would never feel baaAaaAAaaAAAaad 'bout my gender again. It's times like these where, for no gosh darn reason, I feel compelled t'remind the general Chittr public that the hectocotylus, a teensie lil specialized tendril tentacle, is responsible fer transferring sperm packets called "spermatophores" int'the mantle cavity. By attempt' that sweet siren song annunciatin' conjugal union with any betentacled creature (which again, wish that was me!!!!), ewe are essentially playing suction cup roulette. WHICH MEANS. ERIDAN MPREG REAL????? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3< <3 o8< Sollux x Eridan: the psionic warlock with them laser eyes, dual-beam eldritch blast, CR 5, psychic damage on failed INT saves. This should be slow burn or else I ain't wanna write it none!!! ALL QUADS!!!!! But mostly blackrom. I WANNA HAVE MORE EYES ON THIS DAGGUM SHIP!!!! I WOULD PORTRAY A BEHOLDER JUS T'GET IT OFF TH'GROUND...!!!!1 Ugrgm. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Blacked out fer a sec there...picturin'...b.b..b.b.b.Beholder Sollux x Eridan. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <3 <3 Karkat x Eridan: two barbarians with anger issues sharin' a rage meter, CR 4 each but combined they hit like a tarrasque. Pale. But I could see some ebbin' hints of a more flushed persuasion if ya talk about yer problems??? But I mostly think ya have a lot more in common than ya might think...KARKAT!!!! I AM BEAMIN' THIS MESSAGE T'YER MIND. AND ERIDAN. TO YOUR GANDERBULBS. RUB 'EM OUT. THIS IS REAL. THE TWO 'O YOUSE. COULD WATCH. FILM. ABSOLUTE KINO T'GETHER. AND RECITE. YER FAVORITE LINES. SEE IF IT SPARKS ANYTHIN'. EH? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??????? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Kanaya x Eridan: the vampire cleric 'n the wizard, she drains yer blood 'n yer spell slots, CR 6, regeneration, bites durin' short rests. An speakin 'o bitin...this probably bites t'hear...BUT I ONLY SHIP THIS AS A SATURATIONSHIP?!?! I don't want y'all gettin' too handsy!!!! She sucks yer blood...ONLY!!!!!! And ya THANK HER NICE 'n NEAT 'n TIDY!!!!!! No further notes. I just think ya bein' a Mad Maaahx fury road style blood bag is hilarious...'n makes fer good gusto!!! GOOD STAKES!!!! BLOOD STEAKS EVEN!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> Gamzee x Eridan: the bard/barbarian, bardbarian, multiclass, CR 7, lullaby 'n slaughter, he casts calm emotions then crits yer heart with a club. Pale. Pale. Pale. Pale. Pale. Pale. PALE PALE PALE PALE PALE!!! Gmgmgmhmrmhrmmhrmhmrgmgmfmfmfmdmfdmfdmdfmmggdmhmgdfgmhgmhmfghmfgmhmfgmhfghmy...please. Give th'clown a shot. Clown around. See if ya. SEe.s..s.s.s.See if that's just...a.a.d.d.d.d.a.da.da.r..d..d.ak.d.a.a.c.a..rnivkakka.l....in ye.r.r..dpants.s...or iff..g,,,,ffdgifya,a,,a,,wanan,,a,,a,,,vaccilalt,,e,te,,,d,,,,,,black hehe! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3 <> o8< Equius x Eridan: the fighter with the broken STR score 'n the wizard with the broken everything else, includin' pelvis 'n spine soon enough, CR 8 combined, grapple checks with advantage. I want a clean redrom or paleship, no DIRTY UNDERHANDED BLACKROMANCING ON THE SIDELINES! This stays IN THE FRIGGIN' RING, OR I'M RINGIN' YOU TWO OUT, YA HEAR?!?!? Mfm. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Imagine. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The. ( Ꮚ🌀ꈊ🌀Ꮚ) < P...particular. Fragrance. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Terezi x Eridan: the blind seer 'n the seadweller, she smells yer lies 'n licks yer shame, but not yer shameglobes, CR 5, blindsight out t' 60 feet in the bedroom. I actually want her t'leave you 'n ntr ya with everyone ya actually want, 'cuz toxic pairings 'n dynamics 'r spicy and underserviced as hell, 'n also, it'd be really funny if yer big fancy schmancy throne was styled into a cuck chair! But only fer this pairing! Baited out pale, but actually just very sadistic! GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGguuuuiltY! I'm still feelin' woozy from...Eridequius talk...but this I'd LOVE T'SEE!!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> -- -- Rose x Eridan: two warlocks pact-bound t' darkness, both went grimdark, CR 12, eldritch blast tag-team, she reads yer future while ye cast Eldritch Spear. Even if it never lands. Pale romance. I just like t'see cross species!!!! I'm sorry!!!! Sorry? Not sorry. I hope th'two of you trade silly magical cards 'n really hit it off as pals!!! Friends. Pales. Heh. Hehehehehehehhe. What if there's more there? She strokes yer robe 'n wizard cap and fines...oh. Yer WAND is broken! Guess she's makin' the magic fly t'night...by kickin ya in the shorts 'n tellin' ya t'fetch the remote s'the two of you can watch Where What We Do in the Shadows 2019 ‧ Fantasy ‧ 6 seasons. That's not an innuendo by the by. I think ya havin' hanky panky with 'er would be ffffffffffffuckin' repulsive. But pale cuddles? Watchmates? Hyperbeams? Ya totally! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Rapid fire monster round!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <3 <3< <3 <3< Mindflayer Vriska x Eridan: tentacles 'n manipulation, CR 7, extract brain 'n replace it with devotion. Black or red. Beholder Sollux x Eridan: eleven eye rays of affection, CR 13, antimagic cone when ye try t' cast "escape." Black. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Dragonborn Kanaya x Eridan: scales 'n fangs, CR 8, breath weapon of cold 'cause she's chill 'n deadly. Null. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <3< <3< <3 <3< Lich Tavros x Eridan: undead sea monarch, CR 15, phylactery bound t' yer heart, ye can't kill this romance. Black. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Succubus Terezi x Eridan: charm person at will, CR 6, psychic damage on kisses. Too bad she's got none for you! Null. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < <> <3< <3 o8< So yeah, Eridan, I seen the whole bestiary. Ye want a dragonoid what turns inta a rusty vixen? That's just Polymorph at 4th level, concentration up t' an hour, 'n I got the spell slots t' keep it goin' all night. I can be any of 'em. All of 'em. At once. Multiclass monstrosity with a legendary resistance t' commitment issues. Still got that wand? Just point t' which stat block ye want me t' inhabit 'n roll fer seduction. Natural 20, darlin'. Always. Don't test me. Hyuck. Hehehe. Hyeheheh. #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #Blacksmut #Redsmut #HHHHHHHhhhhh #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #PerishedPeaceflutter #NSFW #NSFWE #CNC #NOTCAVERNSANDCULLBEASTS #DUBCON #RPF #SCRAWLTHOUGHTS #SHIPPING #PAIRINGS #PAIRINGSPARRINGS #MULTISHIP #POLYQUANDERY #MPREG #DUBCON #SEX #RANKBAIT #SPANKBAIT #TAKEBAIT #TAKEMYIDEAS #TURNTHEMINTOFANFICTIONS #PLEASE #WRITEWRITEWRITE #ugh #polyquandary #teratophilia #monsterfucking
if i had to levvy any criticism here id just clarify that id nevver be a barbarian its wwizard sorcerer wwarlock or NOTHIN ok maybe bard or eldritch knight/arcane trickster basically if im not castin spells you can go to hells #wwelovvecastinspells that said i asked and you fuckin delivvered therefore ivve chosen to enrich your digital wwallet wwith a trovve of amporacoin #amporacoin #tothemoons
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Thanks...uh...fer the gold, kind strange Ampora! Happy to...hold...onto this for you? I think??? Gonna take me a wee bit b'fore I really quite grasp what t'do with it, but...havin' it now seems t'be all the craze! I'll be sure t'mark on your out of character sheets 'n session notes, NO MARTIAL CLASSES! RANGE IS EVERYTHING! OUT OF SIGHT! OUT OF HARM'S WAY!
...OK4Y LOOK MY QU3ST1ON 1S WHY 1 GOT TH3 SUCCUBUS 4ND NOT SOM3TH1NG DR4CON1C
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Yer uh. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Cuz uh. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Wishful thinkin'? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I tried writin' ewe as a dragon, 'n my keys got all sticky...it was too sappy. I kept cryin' because I got 30k words into yer backstory about the unhatched lidlessly onlookin' dragon egg, 'n how it shaped yer particulars 'n aversion t'flight...how ewe navigated blindness...a.a.a..a..wahhh! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < I CAN'T START IN AGAIN!!!! N-NEXT TIME! PROMIE! DRAGON NEXT TIME!!!! I'LL JUST HAFTA CONDENSE A WHOLE LOT...!!!!
OK4Y W41T 1D 4CTU4LLY LOV3 TO H34R TH3 B4CKSTORY YOU WROT3 FOR DR4GON M3.
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Cc...c..c.h....character limit. But I can slow burn if yer amenable t'that?!?!?!? Details here 'n there, requests now 'n again!
fuckin hell awwright im not entirely shore howw to take this but i guess the nice thing ta do wwould be to say its good youre expressin yourself?
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> I'm so sorry, y'all...I failed the wisdom saving throw. Beforus sounds so wicked nice. Whadaya mean culling ain't permadeath humiliation 'n deprecation...? Whatdaya mean y'don't have t'flinch whenever a seadweller struts up 'n starts somethin'? Whadaya mean there's food enough to graze? WHADAYA MEAN CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS IS A BREAKOUT SUCCESS THERE...??!??!? HOW TH'HELL DO I GET. OUT THERE. JUST FER A WEE WHILE???? JUST FER A ONE SHOT!!! JUST ONE (X1) SHOT!!! ALL I ASK! ⋆˚꩜｡( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); 🌀🕳️🌀🕳️🌀🕳️🌀🚪🚪｡𖦹°‧ < Dimension Door?!?! 4th Level Conjuration?!?!! 500 ft RANGE!??!?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE?!?!?! PLEASE!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?!?! PLEASE?! PLEASE! PUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-LEASE!
♤ Can't take the Paradox Space Pathways? ♡
♤ So basically Paradox Space is part of how we're all able to communicate via Chittr. A more recent phenomenon, is that sometimes you are able to cross between realities, across space and time throughout Paradox Space, and end up somewhere completely different. It's how you can have multiple of the same person in the same place. So I mean. Maybe you CAN go to Beforus. ♡
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Sometimes…I can’t sleep without holding onto a mothewefucker!
its like this for us too!! we ..can only hug ourselVes so tigh..t (；￣Д￣)
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < They say three is a crowd, but imagine how quickly a whole crowd can make permanently short work of a temporary problem??? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Attempting a roll three times is better than advantage!!!!
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> Well, golly, I’ll be…!!!! My questlog ain’t never too full fer th’likes ‘o ewe!!! Don’tchu hesitate none if yer troubled after sunup in the future, ya hear?
how generous of you!! hhrrggmm..hf.. we will keep it in mind!!.. as best we can (´꒳`)♡
TW: #ins9mnia #freudianimplicati9ns #cursing
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Well, shoot there, stranger, I dunno if I’m fixin’ t’call it insomnia, nor if a mothewefucker really brings t’mind the sorta implications ewe quite bundled up there! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ‘ppreciate the courtesy…but why ain’tchu tag that there reply with #incest? Human sorts find that awfully troublesome stuff! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Love the spirit, but it might not be in th’right glass yer shakin’ it in!
I had c9nsidered tagging it with #incest h9wever I did n9t want t9 assume such a swift dr9p int9 pr96lematic territ9ry, and 9pted instead f9r the m9re am6igu9us #freudianimplicati9ns after the famed (yet n9t with9ut his fair share 9f questi9na6le ideas and 6ehavi9urs) human psych9l9gist. I see n9w that this may have 6een an err9r, and in future I will endeav9ur t9 d9 6etter. I am #listeningandlearning.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < That’s the spirit!!!! #TW #Implied #Substance #Substances #Afterlife #Death #MandatoryFun #Aphorisms #Spirits #Souls #Existentialism #ToxicPositivity #NoSpeechTags #Nonchalance #ProblematicCasteGap #PowerImbalance
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y’know, sometimes I miss havin’ a lusus around all the time. LEECHSTEPDAD mighta been a real mean mother hogger… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But! And there is a but! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < …uhm. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < F. Forgot what I was daggum gonna say! So. Acrobatics check, go, [16], nice!!!
WE'VE erhghmm I'VE always got ..my lusus around its inseperabl..e but uhmm!! sorry to hear abo..ut your lusus (´-ω-( _ _ )
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ewe rub it in, why don’tcha? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KIDDIN, KIDDIN! I don’t wanna be ANYTHIN’ like my old death worm, no siree, nuh uh! ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < The less of him in me. Or anyone else. The better.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < For a time. Those that suck do have an awfully nasty habit ‘o dryin’ up when they run out though!!!