Gygaax Bhildr
@tautologicalTechnique
🎲 LVL 11/ CHAOTIC GOOD / OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC / PROFICIENCY IN PERFORMANCE, ACROBATICS, INSIGHT (ICQA ACCREDITED PALE PAL)🎲 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My questlog ain't never too full for EWE! And that's a PACT!!!
( ७Ꮚ⇀ꈊ↼Ꮚ) < Hrrrrm... ᴗദ്ദ🌹(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< What'dyall reckon is the MOST attractive Spell t'know in passing?
... i might be biased. wall of fire is fun to see when someone casts it. that or witch bolt.
(V)(',,')(V) irritable bowel syndrome
I'm partial to Prestidigitation. The ability to ensure one is always clean, presentable, and lemon scented? That goes much further than most anything else in making one an attractive partner.
(Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡ𖡎𖡎𖡎♨𖡎𖡎𖡎ঌঌ 🔥🔥🔥 Ain't the teensiest lil toespeck of a problem with bias, buddy!!! Wall of Fire tends to answer a lot of the questions that ain't too comfy to ask, like, how do I stop some mean lumbering mother grub hubber from comin' at me with a weapon that could make me shorter by the height 'o my head? 🔥🔥🔥ৡ𖡎𖡎𖡎♨𖡎𖡎𖡎ঌ (Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡ𖡎𖡎ঌঌ 🔥🔥🔥 The answer...🔥🔥🔥ৡ𖡎𖡎ঌ (Ꮚ⇀ꈊ↼Ꮚ); ৡ𖡎𖡎𖡎♨𖡎𖡎𖡎ঌঌ 🔥🔥🔥 Is A GREAT BIG BURNIN' HUNK 'O WALL OF FIRE...!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥ৡ𖡎𖡎𖡎♨𖡎𖡎𖡎ঌ (Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ˎˊ˗.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ˖ ݁ 𖥔. That or Witch Bolt.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...SHIT. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Can't. Can't say I know that one.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Super duper insightful to your type, too. Th'thought you might come t'expect some form 'o decorum, dismissal of those derelict in well-to-do's... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I respect that, Rose!!! Ya got standards 'n a type!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Butcha hold yerself too 'em too. Admirable!!!
That said, if one can learn more than one spell? Eldritch Blast tells me all I need to know to be assured we can enjoy each other's company.
pffhehe. yeah. witch bolt's just a personal favorite of my own, but seeing wall of fire on display is something else for sure.
( ७Ꮚ⇀ꈊ↼Ꮚ) < The dashboard is treacherous this time of Light...there can be no trust that the bonds of Troll will hold...or that the fabled prophecies of ages long since passed still hold true to this very day...in other words... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < IT'S DANGEROUS TO POST ALONE...!!!! (Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ 🔥🔥🔥 TAKE THIS!!!! Sword [༒︎] (SWORD) X1 (ONE)🔥🔥🔥ৡঌঌৡঌঌ
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( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < There is comfort in the certainty of steel. When you make a mistake, you can melt it down, and forge it anew. Stronger. 'n more sturdy-like. You can remake the handle until you have a better one on what keeps you safe, provides you security, and start over again and again and again. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But life is not a sword. And those who live by them, often succumb similarly. Savor yer progress. Cherish yer experiences. Mistakes made are lessons learned. Wounds inflicted are scars earned. Proof you have survived and faced hardship is what fortifies a party of those who have known similar. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...It is what forges something stronger than the blade. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Bonds.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I often get mistaken fer our hatchmate Beforan folk, on account 'o my...delicate sensibilities, 'n somewhat...forward pansearing views... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < So HOPEFULLY this'll help make things a bit clearer!!! Alternian citizenship badge! Wuh-BAM!!!! Get yers from imJunior if need be! ᴗദ്ദ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ദ്ദᴗ< It can be...mighty disappointin' t'get a response from a personal ad or a notification in DMS only t'get met with a Beforan zipcode...ehehhhhhh...!
꧁gee gygax, why does your lusus let you have two planets of origin꧂
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Can we talk about CRITICAL FAILURES [1] fer a hot minute...?!?!?! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < It can be real tough t'accept things didn't go yer way. Might even feel like it reflects poorly on ewe to show any kind 'o weakness...or immaturity...or struggle...or anger... (Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ <> <> <> <> But it's quite the opposite! Struggle and adversity are WHAT makes yer journey feel complete! Villains, evil-doers, 'n vile sorts are the nepogrubs of power...and they are totally unprepared t'be caught on their ass! Hard times go hard! And people goin' through it, learn 'n foster strength! Community! Technique! ᴗദ്ദి(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< Y'can't solve all yer problems with a bushel 'o roses 'n an apology!!! It's not some problems clown diggin' knives in yer butt waitin' t'be blown up with psionics neither! Life is patience. Life is perseverance. Life is all the nat [1]s that lead into the sweetness of [20]s rolled and rolled with!!!!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < This...!!! This is why I love this game we can life...!!! #CriticalFail #Nat1 #RollToSuckDeuces #SuckASession #ShineInTheNextOne #XLaddieLhucke #CavernsNCullbeasts #TableToppling #TableEtiquette
ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< Love seein' real discussions of polyquandary on the dash...!!!! Never not a good sign 'o swatches, vacillations, 'n relationship hygiene bein' taken all serious-like...!!! Me personally? Quads are quads!!!! I see no difference, long as I see smilin' faces with gristle-mufflers that flap to communicate!!!!
you’re just so fucking cute i needed to tell you that please never let anyone dim your sparkle
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Well darn confound it!!! Wouldn't dream of it before now, but sure as heck is simmerin' hot ain't fixin' to now!!!! Thank you mighty kindly!!! Yer words will keep me doin' what I do fer as long as there's space to do it 'n kindly folks t'do it for...!!!!!! Ain't you incandescence sunshine distilled? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Go ahead 'n add my [FRIENDSHIP] [2 lbs] t'yer inventory!!!
haha fuck yes dude new friend obtained if im ever off on an adventure i know who im coming to for a party member
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I uh... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Kinda love my friends an awful bunch? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < There are more-a-y'all than I reckon I've ever met people in my life...not even sure how t'handle havin' followers...b-but... ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< Thank YOU. Genuinely. I ain't gonna downplay it none. I'm humbled endlessly...hopefully this ping ain't too imposing-like, 'n th'sight 'o my smilin' face can brighten yer day just a smidge...!!!! Means more than anythin' t'behold and be held in yer thoughts...just as EWE were mine, all followers!!! #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XChittr #GygaxianBholding
c< tHaNK yOu lOts, iM glad 2 be yOur frieNd! >c
OH GEEGOLLIE! YOUTHFUL AND MIRTHFUL TROLL, IT IS AN HONOR TO BE CONSIDERED A FRIEND TO SOMEONE SO POLITE, POIGNANT WITH THEIR WORDS, AND GIVING WITH CONSIDERATE OPINIONS WHEN SEEKING COUNCIL. KEEP ON KEEPING ON LITTLE TROLL.
࣪⊹₊˚{ awwww! oh my goshhhh! youre like, SOOOO sweet!!!! like! just the sweetest thing EVERRRR! }*u*ʃƪ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ LITERALLY! PING ME AGAIN!!!! }*O*{/ especially if it means i get to see another adorsalable pic like this the next time you do! }*7*ʃƪ }*7*ʃƪ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
literally wwho in the deep blue under are you
a notification from a mind vast as yours is a delight, gygaax
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...so ain't this the darndest thing!!!! Turns out...ewe can meet a lotta strange folk on these 'ere online spaces, strung out over the cosmic wire, includin' those from BEFORUS!!!! Their like walk among us...'n though their cultures, histories, 'n customs are different... ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< They ain't strangers t'popularity contests 'n the like!!! Ain't that just the darndest thing...? Probably purrrrrttttyyyy damn different from our own Bruisy Pageants or Beauticull Troll spectacle events... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < IT WAS A LOTTA FUN!!! Thankin' my newfound buddy 'n pal, Chakwa fer pinchin' me up 'n moseyin' me along...'n mad thanks t'havenhive at large fer answerin' all my questions...!!!! I'm...honestly kinda stoked fer another future visit!!!!
♦️█ ░ w0land...demanded a rec0unt...and...he can have it...i am just n0t sticking ar0und...f0r 0ne hundred th0usand hand tallied v0tes... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< R-really?! The Woland I met seemed like a really chill, sorta swell, kinda...laid back 'n chill guy!!! We both talkin' 'bout th'same troll 'ere...?!?!?! E-either way, I uh...hope the recount is...exactly th'type 'o numbers he's lookin' fer...!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Always happy t'swing back by Beforus again! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just! Not fer that!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I just wanna give a rip-snortin' thank ewwwwwwwe to @charmeuseCaressing, for that tantalizing lil tutorial on how t'make little collages...?!?? Neatest lil course I ever did take, 'n I figure with CNC / Caverns 'N Cullbeasts bein' somethin' 'o my own devising...why not take a stab at the alignment test myself!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Yer welcome to give it a shot yerself, 'n I implore ewe t'let yer creative wings taste gust and unprecedented heights...!!!! But in the meanwhile, feel free t'take a gander at my own results...!!! No surprises there, haw haw haw! Huuuzzah! https://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html
😁🫢😁omg??? omg omg omg ??? OM ME????😁🫢😁 🫰🤌🤏yesssss cunt??? worth that shit???? i love all those oozing little uggo gobbos and those freaky flashy spinny dice!!!! you have made some remarkable ass improvements and your quality has taken on an upward mobility the likes of which any Chairministrangler would fucking squeaaaaal over!!!! this is a performance report highlight!!! portfolio self-management!!! gygaaaaaxxxxxxoxoxoxoxo!!!🤏🤌🫳 👆❤️🔥🫰keep it UP!!!!! this is SUCH a bold new look for you!!!🫰❤️🔥👆 👁️🗨️and you best believe i am LOOKIN👁️🗨️ #Chairministrangling #RollMyDice #DrawACard #DrawThreeAdditionalCardsFromMYDeck #PotOfGreed #ThatsWhatItDoBhildr #PotOfPotOfGreed #ROLLMYEDICE 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
⠀THE STUMBLE INN - CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⠀⣶⣶⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⣶⣶⠀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀ ⠀⠘⠛⠛⠛⠀⣿⣿⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠀⣿⣿⠀⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣛⠋⣠⣄⣉⣉⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⡿⣿⡿⠹⣿⠇⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢠⣤⣈⣁⣤⡄⠠⣶⡀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⠀⣼⣿⣿⣉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠐⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠂⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⠘⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🎶🍻🎶🍻🎶🍻🎶🍻🎶🍻🎶🍻🎶🍻🎶🍻 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ya enter THE STUMBLE INN, hive of the rare MOURNING WOOD SMOKED GRUB-BRISKET, and the one of a kind BLOODBATH AND BEYOND recuperacoon experience. Despite the name, the STUMBLE INN ain't the sort of local pub to take just anyone... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < It's ritzy. Exclusive. Whoever is footing the bill for this 'ere venture even seems t'have seen fit to make sure ewe 're set up with... 1d4+4....[6] night's worth 'o MEAL VOUCHERS, good for any entree redeemable by the ZAP CYLINDER. Please throw away the plastic when ya peel it off yer VIEWING-SLOB SLOP-SLAB. Thankyou. ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< Yup. Take only photos, leave only footsteps, 'n create only memories... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < A mysterious cold brushes over the air with a frigid thrust...like a dagger bein' jousted into an unsuspectin' neck...or an icicle thrust upon alterna firma soil...suddenly...everyone in THE STUMBLE INN straightens out...'n is lookin' straight at ewe... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ)☞; < "YOU LOST BUDDY?" ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The BARCREEPER asks...the entire room is brought t'life with flagon-faced fits 'o laughter, like he just told th'funniest joke only they were in on. Though their gazes soften, their intentions for ya don't seem t'have followed after. What...do...ya...do...? #CavernsNCullbeasts #TableToppling #OpenRP #Felyan #FelyanMurnoxPaelax #TheStumbleInn
Oh god I didn’t expect this and I don’t know if I have the spoons to reply🥺))
ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< So uheh...shameless 'lil show of paltry appreciation...!!!! I disciplined myself somethin' fierce t'clear out my backlog 'o commissioned fics, pale client gigs, 'n check ups...'n had a hefty handsome sum leftover!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < And made th'choice t'commision @twistedComedy for a nice 'lil chibified doodle 'o myself...!!! Ain't it just the darndest thing? I look like I got hit by a DC 14 Miniaturization Spell 'n willfully failed th'save...!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < If that's yer kinda aesthetic too, please, don't hesitate t'reach out t'Kaine...had a LOVELY experience I can't stress enough I highly recommend...!!! Hehheh. If yer lookin' fer fast, easy, 'n adorable lil refs fer sessions of yer own, I can't nudge hard enough...!!!! Let yer imaginations flood all wild-like!!!!
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Sadly very true t'life! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Wait!!!! Not sadly!!! I love bein' silly 'n full 'o whimsy!
(Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ <> <> <> <> Ewe are ALWAYS welcome t'multiclass!!!
:o) ThahankS f(o)r c(o)mmISSI(o)nIng m3!! Y(o)u W3r3 fun T(o)Day DraW.
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Issuing my first retraction!!! The MYSTERIOUS STRANGER in my previous paleᴗfriendficᴗhas been retconned into bein' a nameless specter 'o indeterminate sort! All mentions of "beams" have been replaced with "rays"!!!! . . ᴗ ᴗ ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< I'm learnin' whoever requested th'last fic didn't...actually have rapport with one of the characters...! Weird! S...so I'm closing anonymous submissions fer now on SWATTPAD (notice crossposted!) 'n humbly askin' y'all clear it with who I'm bein' asked t'write about...first! I'll be doin' the same as a gesture 'o goodwill! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Gosh, this is embarassing...!
『 ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: NSFW, GRIPPY SOCKS, MEDICAL PLAY, BONDAGE, BDSM, ENCLOSURE, RESTRAINT TROPES, ASYLUM AESTHETIC, CNC PHYSICALITY, BARS BETWEEN PARTNERS, DROPPING BARS, DROPPING AGAINST BARS, STRAIGHT OUTTA JACKET, STRAIGHT JACKET CONTENT, ARM RESTRICTION, INSTITUTION, ASYLUM, DUBCON, SENSORY DEPRIVATION, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALENESS, GYGAAX X EVERYONE』 GYGAAX x Y/C // GRIPPY SOCK SHIPPING // ASYLUM AU // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Can we talk about grippy socks fer a hot minute??? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Everytime I see the trope deployed it's just...there. Ornamental as fuck. Decorative. Aesthetic. Like -- oh look at these cute socks with the little rubber nubs, ain't that quirky??? Bet they belong to someone NUTTERS! I'M INSANE! I'M CUHHH-RAZY! INSANE! ASYLUM! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, I'MUNA KILL YOU, I'M INSANE, I'M - .etc But AIN'T ENOUGH FOLK wan t'explore the MECHANICS. The IMPLICATIONS. What kinda scenario FORCES a body into grippy socks in the first place!?!? SET THE SCENE! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Where's the content where there's BARS PHYSICALLY between intimate inmate partners??? Physical separation as a boundary that can't be crossed no matter how much pale, black, or red yearnin' happens??? The under socialized appetite for "getting off at any cost"??? IT SUCKS to be sent off to some orbital space prison!!!! Who gives a flyin' fuck how paranoid they are about rustblood spiritual communion??!? Ain't got no right! Shit's detrollifying!!!! Which makes it RIPE fer perverted content!!!!! (Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ <> <> <> <> Where's the straight jacket scenarios that make the arms COMPLETELY unusable so the only touch possible is through the mouth, through the shoulder t'shoulder bump 'n grind, through the grippy socks??? The "wince at the pained expression in the polished floor" aesthetics??? The "can't run to or from each other" tension??? The hunger t'have you be th'first thing that touches 'em sensual-like in sweeps? The tongue-panting, ass-shaking heft 'o haunches-huffin' desperation t'please? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "But Gygaax," the cowards say, "that's too niche!" NO! It's NOT NICHE ENOUGH! I wanna see the NARRATIVE JUSTIFICATION! The rubber nubby grippy socks exist fer a REASON! It gives TRACTION! It is a SAFETY MEASURE!!!! Give me the institutional setting, AND THE CRAZINESS WITH IT! The "we can't hold each other but we can can feign a semblance 'o normalcy by playin' footsies like a pale couple" moments! The "we ain't never gettin' out of here, but you come here often?" The BORDERLINE PARALYSIS forcin' partners to get creative with lower extremity affection! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Y/C glancin' up an incarcerated hatemate in grippy socks, pressed against the cold floor, unable to stand proper because the meds made 'em dizzy, reaching out with toes instead of fingers because some orderly jackoff cinched the jacket too tight...nugin' a few makeshift toys they can't force into 'emself fer yer conjugal pailing..."leave the jacket on", they plead. "I like the tight squeeze as much as you're about to~" they coo. Then, frantically, they wriggle 'n writhe t'upturn themselves, 'n try and make the predicament as enticin' as possible fer Y/C...panting...salivating...starin' expectantly...the sensory deprivation...starvin' 'em... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! #SWATTPAD #NSFW #Bondage #BDSM #GrippySocks #AsylumAU #RestraintTropes #PhysicalSeparation #StraightJacketContent #ArmRestriction #CNC #YC #GygaaxXEveryone #Voyeurism #Substances #ButWith #Substance #MedicalKink #DubiousConsent #SexualContent #ExplicitSexualContent #Medication #PowerImbalance #Feet #SensoryDeprivation #Casteism #FuckedUpThatReallyHappens
『 ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALLING AROUND, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, RAY CULTURE, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C, KRYQUS X RAYS, LORD OF DOOM ENERGY, EARTH K, INFINITELY MANY RAYS, EVERYTHING RAY, NO RAYS NO PROBLEM』 KRYQUS x Y/C // PALESHIPPING // HIVEBREW // RAYSHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // UNBOUND BY THE UNBOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @anonymous ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE. Listen. y'all LISTEN. This one time??? At Caverns 'n Cullbeasts breakout class I was hosting??? Kryqus (who I am absolutely actual friends with and definitely know personally, true story btw) a strange newcomer pulled out a character sheet fer a hivebrew class that ain't even in the official compendium...'n it radically altered my whole entire life trajectory. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <3 <> <3 <> ... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The mosaic patterned table occupied by all gathered was covered in dice, dice jails full 'n empty alike, 'n plenty 'o sordidly sorted empty snack wrappers... 'n at least three different iterations of character sheets that got abandoned due to...creative differences...but the session ended hours ago. The CM's fit t'go hive. The miniatures got put back in their little felt baggies. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Yet here Y/C remains. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Here KRYQUS remains. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < And also me. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The three of us may as well have been the guy from that one meme where he's stuck in the piss dimension, 'n it's this dude screamin' in water filter-shifted yellow. Just. Downright suspended in amber, like a couple of prehistoric aegis-aged troublemakers who ain't got nowhere better t'be...'n that's when a MYSTERIOUS STRANGER arrives...'n starts talkin' about RAYS. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Not just any rays. INFINITELY MANY RAYS. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The MYSTERIOUS STRANGER, plausibly a hemoanonymous Gygaax Bhildr with a ray fixation, approached the table with the command of a Grand Thrall Threshecutioner addressing a platoon before one of the greatest most rousingly inspired battles waged in the campaign... ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ < "you folks", began the stranger "ever encounter a problem that can't be solved?" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yeah ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < thoose are the prooblems that usually go ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < unsoolved ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oon accoount oof being ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yknoow ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < unsoolveable ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3 <3< <> The suave and unassuming KRYQUS leans back in his chair, casual as a chud on a day off (all days are off for a chud, they don't have jobs), his broad shoulders takin' up way more space than the laws 'o decency, physics, or welcomin' hospitality should permit with a new stranger at the table. He's got this look on his face like he just invented fire 'n is waitin' fer Y/C t'catch up t'the revelation this new fellah ain't hot shit. KRYQIAN fingers drum against the table in a rhythm that suggests infinite patience...somehow managing to be tested. ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ < "learning opportunity ray", The MYSTERIOUS STRANGER said. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y/C is flabbergasted. KRYQUS, reasonably so, is similarly perplexed. For some reason, everything made so much more sense. The spurious lightshow from the end of THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER's finger was nothing new; there are thousands on Alternia who can do that, possibly even millions. Everyone who has ever filled out a Caverns 'n Cullbeasts character sheet is excruciatingly aware of the at times cumbersome process of porting over Psionic slots, and ensuring every possible application of one's abilities are recorded accurately, but imaginatively. Yet, this effect...the LEARNING OPPORTUNITY RAY... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < It was like a sudden spike in INT, WIS, and CHR all at once. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < so like ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < prooblem soolved ray i guess ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but thats just oone oof em ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < learning ooppoortunity ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what aboout literally everything else ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < there are infinitely many things that need rays ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < cloothes ooff ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tear wipe ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < hug yoour father ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < drink water toonight ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < foorgot yoour keys ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < bad day ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < neverending existential dread ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < all oof em ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < just ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < rays ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Y/C stares. KRYQUS is sittin' there like he didn't just casually propose that every single issue in existence could be solved with the application of a properly attuned ray angled directly at the forehead of the source. Y/C's brain does a little somersault. A cartwheel. An entire gymnastics routine. A dizzying series of dumbfounded little leaps. Clearly even someone as cool as MYSTERIOUS STRANGER would see this as satirical, mocking the impossibility... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But the MYSTERIOUS STRANGER does not. Instead, the MYSTERIOUS STRANGER sees the confusion 'n leans forward, voice droppin' t'that register that makes Y/C's thinkpan go all fuzzy 'round the edges. There is this supported energy. Like a million rays firing at once beneath the foundation to prop something up. This utterly un-fuck-withable, laid-back, casual-as-heck energy that makes the end 'o the world sound like a minor inconvenience that could be handled with the right ray-based cantrip. ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ < "nah, see, you of little faith. that's exactly what i'm saying actually." ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ☆*✲⋆ "problem solved ray." ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ･:*:･｡☆ "clothes off ray" ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ･* ੈ♡‧₊˚🦓 "hug your father ray" ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ･༎ຶ🚰💧💧💧𖦏 "drink water tonight ray" ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ "why would you WANT to forget your keys ray" ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ ─── "i am not going to hit you with a bad day ray." ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ ── . . . "okay seriously i dont think you get how this whole ray thing works. if i hit you with a neverending existential dread ray you would experience. you guessed it. neverending existential dread." ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doo it pussy ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "excuse me what ray" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < the neverending existential dread one ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < do it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < hit me with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < hit me with it dead center pussy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im ready ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "no i get that" ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "but i am firing an" ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ ˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗ "excuse me what ray" ˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗ ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "because genuinely what are you on?" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < noot neverending existential dread thats for sure ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < get quick with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < MYSTERIOOUS STRANGER ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou already failed me oon ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < foorgot yoour keys ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < bad day ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < noow neverending existential dread ray? ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < next thing yooure going to tell me there isnt an all oof em ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < which i alsoo asked for ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < smh ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "of course there is an all of em ray" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < ooh ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doope ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i change my wish hit me with the all oof em ray ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "i am not going to hit you with the all of em ray" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < why noot ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σـــــــــﮩ٨ـ "you are not strong enough ray" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < noow im not strong enoough to get hit with the all of em ray ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < why the fuck did yoou doo that ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ);¤=[]:::::> <> <> <> <> TRAINING ARC INITIATED!!!!!!!!! ray... shouted the CM, Gygaax Bhildr. It is not usually the role of the Cavern Master to fire off rays all piggly wiggly, willy nilly...but with animosities stoked at the table in all directions, even Y/C starting to feel some tension, a pair of conductively heated hands were duly dispensed. A healing green warmth teased its expansive shadows all over creation, kept only indoors by the walls inscribed with shadows as old as the long extinct limeblood caste, and with each SHOOSH PAP...the aura and energy in the room fizzled like the tail end of a ray fired off... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> SHOOOOOSHHHHHH!!! ｡˖ ˎˊ˗ to the MYSTERIOUS STRANGER. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> SHOOOOOSHHHHHH PAPPPPP!!! ｡˖ ˎˊ˗ to the KRYQUS. (Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ <> <> <> <> And an extra warm sHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH PAP PAP pap! to the Y/C for bein' so patient... (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> KRYQUS stands up 'n suddenly the whole room feels different. Not just because of the soft fluffy little squishes of palm to cheek everyone just added to their inventory. But as though the air got thicker 'n more purposeful. MYSTERIOUS STRANGER joins in as they talk, and begins to gesture with both hands in these broad, sweeping motions that somehow look both completely ridiculous 'n profoundly meaningful at the same time. The two are drawin' diagrams in the air. Ray receptive and dispensin' diagrams. Like two rays...connecting together. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "so?" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < "support ray" ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "you wish to learn how support ray works?" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yeah ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax has a pooint ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i woould rather figure oout how the neverending despair ray woorks oon my oown ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo i can use it or unuse it whenever i choooose ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "you force my hand KRYQUS. but i dont mind. do you know why?" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < noot really noo ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "that is because you have already mastered my first technique" ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ彡彡彡 "nonchalance ray" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < ooh ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ)彡彡彡 < doope i guess ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> Gygaax's hands -- I mean MY hands -- are already reachin' out from beyond the narrative fourth wall 'n just...PINCHIN' these adorable cheeks. This 'ere is a TRAINING MONTAGE now. We're doin' it. Full Rockee-style except instead 'o punchin' meat it's...rays. Infinitely many rays. The soft enmeshed interplay 'o emotional support 'n impromptu gaming mechanics pressured outta these two like the tiniest last bit 'o pinchable toothpest sequestered at the end 'o the tube, squeezed all hard-like...c-consensually! Consensually, OFC. We can stop at any time, but why would we??? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, his voice thick with the kind 'o wisdom that only comes from authorial intent, "Ewe can't just leave Y/C out here...ewe gotta SHOW 'EM TOO!!! Ewe gotta hand 'em th'remote to the RAY CHANNEL, let 'em change too. Clothes off ray! Rehydrate ray! Go, my raylings!" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou goonna narrate this whoole thing ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < in that weird ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < self insert way ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < where yoou toouch everyoone until they feel better ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < because if soo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i suppoose ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < thats ookay ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i mean its yoour stoory yoou doo yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < loong as yoou doont interrupt the ray lessoons ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < cmoon mysterioous stranger we goot a Y/C too train ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS turns back t'Y/C 'n his expression softens into somethin' that looks almost...tender? But in a cool way. A casual way. The kind 'o way where he's still the messiah's honest nonest chalanter ever, but also maybe willin' t'admit that a shoosh pap or two ain't so bad if you've got the right rays t'handle it. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < loook ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou ever have oone oof those days ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < where everythings just ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < too much ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and yoou cant even ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬ᾊ) < put oon yoour oown cloothes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < because thats a whoole thing ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < that requires energy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < that yoou doont have ( Ꮚ✦ω✦Ꮚ); < Y/C nods slowly. Oh, they know. They know that feeling intimately. The kind 'o day where even existin' feels like a full round action that provokes attacks 'o opportunity from the universe itself. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < well ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < thats when yoou use ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < the cloothes ooff ray ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "mhm" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but like ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < in a helpful way ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "correct" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < noot a weird way ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "not in the slightest" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < get choor mind ooutta the gutter ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "scrape the grease off that thinkpan before it goes bad" ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < this is aboout coomfoort ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and being casual ( Ꮚ ๑‾̀◡‾́Ꮚ)σ "worthy recipient of the nonchalance ray you are KRYQUS." ︻╦╤─✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oobserve ︻╦╤─ ҉ - -( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < cloothes off ray ( ¬_ ¬ ) < tada ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < He demonstrates by makin' a little finger gun gesture at his own shirt. Pew. The implication is clear. The ray has been fired. The clothes are now off (in a comfortable, non-sexual, just-gettin-ready-for-recuperacoon sorta platonic way). The casual energy is off the charts. Y/C can feel their own stress levels droppin' just witnessin' this master at work. The smooth surface of ashen grey you could just glide a hand across and pinch at in times of distress or need. To emphasize, a nonchalant hand makes undeniably obvious this is no illusion or trick, tracing in concentric 'lil circles for a moment. ( ¬_ ¬ ) < see ( ¬_ ¬ ) < smoooth ( ¬_ ¬ ) < noo drama ( ¬_ ¬ ) < noo prooblem ( ¬_ ¬ ) < just ray ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> Gygaax is amazed!!! Truly!!! The sheer SMOOTHNESS of it!!! The way a ray can fix ANYTHING with enough support!!! My -- I mean Gygaax's -- hands are doin' that thing where they alternate between pettin' Y/C's head 'n KRYQUS's head 'n maybe both at once because the pale energy is THICK enough t'cut with a knife!!! But like. A friendly knife. A supportive knife. Only raised in times 'o need and in defense 'o friends. ( ¬_ ¬ ) < Y/C ( ¬_ ¬ ) < yoou too mysterioous stranger ( ¬_ ¬ ) < coome here ( ¬_ ¬ ) < im goonna shoow yoou ( ¬_ ¬ ) < the moost impoortant ray ( ¬_ ¬ ) < i learned from becooming ( ¬_ ¬ ) < noonchalant ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The MYSTERIOUS STRANGER and Y/C step forward 'n KRYQUS opens his arms in the universal gesture of "I am about to deploy a hug ray." It's casual. It's laid back. It's offerin' physical affection like it's the most natural thing in the world. Like rays ain't about destruction...it's about bein' there fer yer friends with infinitely many solutions to their problems. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The hug lands. It's warm. It's solid. It smells like dice 'n old books 'n the particular kind 'o comfort that only comes from someone who understands that sometimes the world needs t'save itself...but that don't mean you gotta do it alone. The hug ray is chargin'. It's at maximum capacity. Neverending existential dread is summoned and banished. Light is arrived at and wilts into shadow. The very stars themselves reject the imposter green moon, nothing before the beauty of this cheek-pinking preciousness. It's-- ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> EVERYTHING...ray. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The trainin' arc continues long into the night. Dice get rolled. Rays get deployed. Gygaax's hands never stop pettin'. (P1/P1, per @consequentlyOblique ) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #Moirailookalikes #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #MYSTERIOUSSTRANGERxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #Anonymous #Raycore #Rays #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring #RayCulture #LordOfDoom #EarthK #InfinitelyManyRays #RayBans #HugRay #TrainingArc
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Feelin' left out? I could easily squeeze in another character...ooh. OOH! BETTER! I could make th'two of ewe a fic!!!! It's not th'first time, 'n I'm predisposed against it bein' th'last!!!
not really sure i would describe this feeling as "being left out" but alright man
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < To be clear, this is something I've done featurin' Kryqus likeness fer months -- if ewe check the tags!!! If it's a boundary ewe 'n @naughtyTechnician express, I can take it down easily, 'n with apologies furnished. But KRYQUS is intended t'be a fictional depiction 'o Kryqus, usin' th'likeness inspired, NOT the 1:1 adaptation. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < If ewe two are exclusive moirails who don't want friendfictions written about ewe no more, CONGRATS! I can write about other sorts more eager t'have lil keyboard clicks sportin' them.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ kudos? kudos! ]
i'M not the kind of person to yuck somebody'S yum but i'LL let you know when you really overstep a boundary
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < If...yer sure. I'll uh. Take it as a tacit suggestion ewe ain't hopin' fer a sequel or bein' featured in future works. . . ᴗ ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < AIN'T NO SWEAT OFF ANY BACK BUT MINE...? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Just uh...lemme know if ewe 'n Kryqus change yer mind, okay?
࣪⊹₊˚{ ohhhh my god. oh my god. orcay. ummmm. im surfscribed now???? }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }꩜ᯅ꩜{ #help }˚₊⊹ ࣪
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < SWATTPAD has LIT UP lately...!!!! I'm workin' on portin' over some of the best I got to offer concernin' Chittr users...they LOVE the way I write y'all there...!!!! I'm a wee bit bleatin' shy t'get all this stuff fielded...b-but!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I've got some purty darn' flatterin' praises lately that are becomin' harder 'n harder to ignore... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < S-so may as well succumb!!!
i have other much more pressing issues but DO NOT WRITE ABOUT ME.
ᴗᴗᴗᴗᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Got it. Ewe won't see a post of that. Description. Here.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < So uh... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < ...what are the Chittr "Canon Pairings"? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < I'm talkin' party cohesion, synergy enough to shrug off status conditions...and would be comfortable havin' stuff written about 'em.
(=^^･ω･^^=) >L0LUM <3< 3RUD4N 0N-4DN-0FF
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyes? 'n also no. Noncanon pairs that are unrequited work just fine. I just need...inspo. My Swattpad well of ideas has all but dried up, 'n I need to keep crankin' things out for them over there...and, y'know, t'port back here... (Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌ < I wanna SPARK SOMETHIN'!
I love this I support your endeavours Larkso <3 Joster in the most sickeningly sweet fang-rotting redrom
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I've been havin'...mighty awful dreams a lot more lately. Real dayterrors. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Serves me right fer not bein' able to put 'em down. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I've...always been a bit of a crit fail when it comes t'sappy emotional stuff. LEECHSTEPDAD...was an awful lusus. A lot of my closest friends stopped being either close or my friend on account of his predation. He was. Is. A monster. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < But I can't find it in me to kill him. Never could. That's still a living being. Even if many things aren't no more on account 'o what he did to 'em. Right now. He's contained. Devouring my LEAFSHEEPMA and...wearin' her seems to have let him photosynthesize. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < ...How we used t'together. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < I miss her. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < I'm scared of what she would think. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < ... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < But the wishes of the dead, and the will of those about to be...cease to matter very quickly when I'm reminded how much suffering my inaction once caused. Maybe. Maybe I oughta. Maybe I should. Maybe. Something more needs to be done.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < It's early. I'm yappin'. Not sure if I'll talk myself out of it. But if I don't. Ewe will be among the first to be asked. Thanks.
OF course. PLeaase, taakke caare aand do not do aanything reckkless
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Th...th'things I do fer not even love.
🤝 i can see your other fucking posts gyggles 🤝 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPalmsAgainstMyTemples #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #FFS 🟢 CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Whew...so this is juuuuuust the preliminary...but Dowska Sklori works fast when funds arrive quickly...!!! Talk about a scienstiff on a mission!!!! Fer those 'o ewe not in the know, @germicidalManiac, mad genius that that one is, commissioned ME 'n a ragtag group 'o pals t'put t'gether a nice less than lil mobility aid...!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < 'n we all came up with...The Medusa Palanquin!!!!! A flexible 1900-2500gal helium envelope lined diving bell entangled polyfiber mesh tank containing internally tweaked controls, pressure gauging, saltwater purification valves, oscillating tendril arms, and octoemulant landstriders for efficient aquatic, semiaquatic, amphibian, and dry land travel. The custom fibrous material lining preserves water pressure, provides buoyancy, yields automatic biofiltration options 'n sterility fer avoidin' gunk accumulation 'n unwanted pollutants. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Water is accumulated when depths of 100 meters is exceeded goin' up or goin' down, both motions achieved through inflation 'n deflation 'o proprietary baggage, sorta like an underwater parachute, but with helium cannisters, filtered through orientation of spinnin' legs, filtration and aeration tweaks. Tinted for ganderbulb comfort. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd be remiss if I didn't mention... ( ⚗ v ⚗ ) ---> Dowska...is quite proud of it... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < 'n though it's takin' a lotta discussion, scuttlin' around, 'n finger pullin'...'specially 'cause Roewzi keeps tryna turn this into a full material release fer a product line (we are NOT doing this, this is for ONE friend) we are well on our way!!!! #SFW #NOTHING #GOING #ON #HERE #ITS #NOT #SUGGESTIVE #IT #IS #JUST #A #COOL #SHIP #PROTOTYPE #Tinkering #MechanicusAdaptus #B100Prints #Artificer #CavernsNCullbeasts #ButReal #TogethernessMakesEverythingEffortless #Huzzah
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ I AM SO EXCITEG WOW WOW! OCTOEMULANT TRANSMEGIAL LOCOMOTION! Caeggars well spent! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
An |mpress|ve Prototype, Even |f Would Have To Adm|t The Team | Habe At Kanasta Corp Would Have A D|ff|cult T|me Creat|ng Such An Amb|t|ous Project.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Praises don't exist at a high enough CR to encounter that match the kinda praise ewe just gave me, Mr. Kanast!!!! I've played Majyyks : The Scattering extensively! Fiduspawn recreationally!!!!! FLARP until I made my own system in Caverns 'n Cullbeasts (CNC)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHEH!!! Would LOVE to smash spheres t'gether with ewe sometime...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If ewe wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!
See|ng Your Talent For Mach|nery, And Your H|story Of Devot|on Towards The Ttcg Sphere, You Are Exactly The Sort | Would Be |nterested |n Collaborat|ng W|th. Perhaps W|th Your Sk|lls, The Next Step |n Duel|ng Could Be Sooner Then Prev|ously |mag|ned.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < AWWWW, shucks!!! I ain't nothin' special, just know a lotta incredible people...buuuuuuuuuuut I wouldn't say no to a lil collab!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My party's NEVER too full fer Kanasta Corp Officials!!!!!
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@terribleFate ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Seems like yer a lil too distrustin' fer someone askin' fer a lot 'o trustin'. Limebloods went extinct countless sweeps ago. Aren't any anymore. The only way yer gettin' limeblood is one 'o three places... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Blood residue from mythological "elimenation" weapons. ELIMENATOR AXESTINGUISHERS. ELIMENATOR SOOTSPEARS. ELIMENATOR ASHSLASHERS. Even ELIMENATOR GUNPOWDER PUFFERS, though those are much less soaked in blood compared to a mythos-named special weapon soaked in the stuff. There are only a few dozen still intact today, the rest melted down fer fears their angered psionic spirits would burn in crackling defiant rebellion for sweeps after their veins that hived their likeness were hemorrhaged empty. Many of these weapons were coated so thoroughly in the blood they are purported to be liquid core. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < It just so happens that I know the legends are true. I had a particularly gnarly ASHSLASHER melted down into a set 'o dice, 1d4, 1d6, 1dd10, 1dd12, and 1d20, all liquid core with the faintest ancestral echoes still preserved in the center. I would not give them t'ya under threat of death, imposition 'o death, or risk of yer own death. They are one of my top three greatest treasures. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But if there's enough blood fer my purposes, there's bound t'be enough fer ewe if ewe can find an ELIMENATOR. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Another option are architectremors. Eclectic bunch. Obsessed with big fuckoff statues 'n monuments t'dick fuckall. They'll make these big landmass-alterin', mapmaker-foilin', topography-togglin' statues that are coated in all kinds 'o colors...t'vast size! These ain't no portrait scrapings, we are talkin' bloodsoaked sorts! Some of these statues are especially close t'big 'ol bodies 'o runny bogwater...trapped in th'bubblies is often a significant supply 'o bloated corpses of countless colors. Purportedly. More than enough fer a very specific shade if yer into paintin' lots 'o miniatures. It's dangerous. Many 'o these lost monuments 'n statues that used lime pigments are treacherous t'locate 'n decommissioned into dust. But if ewe ain't too bugged by explorin' ruins, or spelunkin' giant marblecast lady thighs...ewe might find what yer lookin' fer in rife abandon... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Lastly... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I am TOLD th'sopor used at Echoside Whoop Woop (Whoop whoop) festivals between members 'o the messianic clurch is unlike anything a troll has ever jived with the goo of. Whatever that means. They're quite fond 'o sprinklin' splurts 'o blood as a baseline, so it simply tracks a great damn diddly deal there would be somethin' amiss there. I have certainly heard from confidantes 'n members 'o my own cahoot-bein-in-party that the color sticks, so make 'o that whatchu will! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Best 'o luck!!!!! #Blood #NSFW #Violence #Cruelty #Limebloods #Guidegax #GuidegaxToLife #GuidegaxBhildrMoss #HappyLittleAcclimate #ColorTutorial #ColorExecutionWheel
Seems the backlash for asking would indicate that, despite this websites claim to practicing lime roleplay, someone knows something. Is it you? Do you have what I need?
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Reading the words I up'n wrote explains the words I up'n wrote. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I suggest ya do that b'fore any more CR 3 further question encounters, Lobotomy Enduring. What an alarmin' aptronym!!!!
I'm afraid reading is not currently a strong suit of mine. Additionally, these quests of yours sound like a chicanery-addled honkbeast chase I can't afford to make on the account of the spillage of my abdomen. But fine. Imagine I did. You expect me to find a pint of liquid blood from these 'elimenators' you are fibbing about. Scraping rancid ichor from statues, likely dried if true, despite your proclamations, or to fill my body with soporifics. These sound more like attempts to kill me for looking, and hoping my temporary state of lucidity wouldn't let me catch on. #gore #violence #medical
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Whew, sheesh, sounds an awful lot like ewe weren't kiddin' on the not a strong suit front... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Never judge another by their dump stat, however!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Perhaps I could set aside th'time fer a crack squad 'o interested parties? Snag ourselves a bundle 'o these weapons for dicemaking 'n yer pint.. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < WHICH BY THE BY...I HOPE EWE REALIZE THESE ARE NOT SMALL WEAPONS.They're meant fer RUFFIANIHILATORS! FULL GROWN ASS RUFFIANIHILATORS! EVEN TH'MOST SEASONED 'O THEIR SORTS HAD T'TWO HAND BY OBLIGATION!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Only way t'make sure Limes couldn't fight back. Weapons folded in metal so many times as t'lose conductivity as an attribute 'n consideration. Horrifying marvel 'o metalworks. Can't help but appreciate it, even for its disgusting abject cruelty 'n cowardice...
Hm, that sounds tempting, it really does. How and when would we, uh, say, vamoose for this? I'm not doing too great. The Ma'am can't see me like this, and the Doctor won't see me like this.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < In time. I'd need t'scout out safe sorts. If yer need is urgent, get t'statue scraping. If ewe can hold off, further talks 'n session zero notes will be necessary. Think of it as a necessary precaution fer yer safety.