Gygaax Bhildr
@tautologicalTechnique
π² LVL 11/ CHAOTIC GOOD / OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC / PROFICIENCY IN PERFORMANCE, ACROBATICS, INSIGHT (ICQA ACCREDITED PALE PAL)π² ( αβκβα) < My questlog ain't never too full for you! And that's a PACT!!!
γADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique γ γ πππππππ πππππππ: CNC, DUBCON, NONCON ASSURANCE, MOIRAIL KNOWS BEST, ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT, PDP IN PLAIN VIEW) γ ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK// YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER βοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβ ( αβκβα) < Welcome BaAAaaaHaaaaack to Adventerror Trope Talk!!!! T'day we're gonna muse a lil bit about a somewhat controsversial topic in our spaces...PDP! Public Display of Possession! PDP is a vital way 'o establishin' to yer palemate, or mates, y'ain't ashamed of their problems, or yer role in nuzzlin' them towards an amiable solution...it can feel strange --- at first!!!!! Even frightnin'! ( αβκβα); <> <> <> <> A sensory overload of touch happy hands next t'the hard tar, with vehicles whizzin' past, catchin' voyeuristic lil glances at you 'n yer pale pal...havin' yer hands pinned above yer horns 'til ya talk about what's gotcha all torn up 'n bum bothered...lil sweet nothin's like...yain't bein' yerself!!! Is this squirt really worth it??? Do we need t'take a lil jaunt, just us? Keep it together...or imma keep it fer ewe!!!! It'll hit different... ( αβΎΜκ βΎΜα); < But ewe don't choose when ya have yer worst moment, that moment chooses a-you!!! And when yer caught off gaurd, or can't regulate th'anger that's just bum-pa-bumpin' around in yer lobe stem...sometimes 'avin yer face gripped 'n yanked into th'deadlights 'o someone's wretched gaze is just about th'only thing that will get yer blood flowin' somethin' ordinary!!!!! Moirail knows best!!!! ( αβκβα) < When, where, 'n why...!!! Trust 'em! And if yer ever made t'feel uncomfortable? Pop a squat 'n have a lil chat about it. But in th'heat of the moment? Let 'em take over, just fer a bit!!!!! Ya might not be in the best state t'be a judge of yer own immediate actions...'n nobody wants t'get comforted fer makin' a rash 'n unviable to undo decision!!!!! #SWATTPAD #PALESMUT #CNC #DUBCON #NONCONASSURANCE #MOIRAILKNOWSBEST #FORCIBLEPALE #ASSERTIVECOMFORT #PDP #PUBLICDISPLAYOFPOSSESSION #ADVENTERRORTROPETALK #<>
"= intimidating. but. in a sense. i see how uuuuseful, that could, hm, be. ="
( αβκβα) < Framin' things a 'lil different-like...just t'explain my thoughts a bit better, 'cuz I know this was sizzlin' stream 'o pangrease and nothin' proper-like... ( αβκβα); <> EWE PICK YER MOIRAIL, DON'TCHA? All th'more important y'make sure ewe don't pick fer faint 'o pusher...but strength 'o character 'n arms...! Or whatever done deem itself necessity t'ewe. ( αβΎΜκ βΎΜα); < It can be awfully easy, temptin' even...t'look at somebody built like a brick shithive, or, or, or, whose lap looks like prime real estate for some head-t'-hip contact...butcha gotta remember, the Pale quadrant in particular provides a very important function t'trollkind...! They ain't just there t'squeeze 'n be squeezed by! ( αβκβα) < This is somebody yer gonna have t'trust to talk ya off the edge!!!!!! Sometimes even pull ya!!!!! The typa troll yer fixin' t'give yer innermost secrets 'n weaknesses to! Yer trustin' someone t'know th'difference between yer blood pumpin' 'n boilin' over in a way that could getcha hurt 'r worse!!!!!! ( αβκβα) < We all got it in us t'up 'n hurt people...like real BAAAaaAAaaaaD. Moirails ensure that don't happen, 'cept when absolutely necessary. They letchu roll for initiative when it's good 'n called for. Besides...lemme tell ewe what, ain't nothin' feel better than the firm commitment t'comfort after the fact!!!!
"= perhaps that level of trust is why. hnnnnm. i have always struggled to get myself one of those. though i am adjusted enough, maybe a moirail could help me with overall direction, i stagnate soooo much. ="
( αβΎΜκ βΎΜα); < While there's still plenty ya can do t'improve just about any traits in a SOLO PARTY, there's somethin' t'be said 'bout an unbiased estimator, y'know? Someone who's got a bit of a baseline expectation fer yer behavioral traits 'n th'like!!! ( αβκβα) < Y'can shift yer own INVENTORY around all ewe want...practice panfullness, sharpen yer passive 'n active perception, even tune yerself up with fancy gizmoes and gadgets...but even medictators don't perform on 'emselves!!! When there's tinkerin' t'be done, shouldn't the hand be one that doesn't feel th'pain 'o the operation? I dunno the particulars 'o yer situation, admittedly... ( αβκβα); <> <> <> <> BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( αβκβα) < Don'tcha want t'be held by someone who isn't hurting from th'same pain...? ( αβκβα) < Don'tcha deserve t'be considered for more than just bog standard survival? ( αβκβα) < Aren'tcha worth it? And if ya don't feel that way...maybe ya oughta!!! Trust what others would find worth savin', before ewe can trust another t'do the savin'...just my thoughts!!!!
( αβκβα) < Psst! EWE there! Yes! Yes, you! ( αβκβα) < I'd still love ya if ewe were a wigglepest...I'd find a nice 'n shaded lump 'o soil...pack it full 'o dirt 'n nutrients...'n see to it ya got plenty 'o enrichment, 'n lovely little diversions to wriggle 'bout 'n play with... ( αβκβα) < I'd visit every day I could...to read t'ya...t'bring ya snacks...t'check 'n make sure yain't dryin' up all sizzled-like on the hardtar...I'd miss ya a whole bunch... ( αβκβα); <> <> <> <> But I care like water!!! 'n water...shifts t'the shape 'n form 'o the container that holds it...!!! And your shape, pal, 's a wrigglepest!!!
γADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique γ γ πππππππ πππππππ: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) γ CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // FEDRIK x READER // NSFW // QUAD MULTICLASS // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER // BLACK AND PALE MULTIPAIRING βοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβ ( αβκβα) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got chewed t'tangy little tiny bits and chunks by His Honorable Tyranny for tempt of court! Oh noooo!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( αβκβα); < The VVar Council shoulda ended hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? It took a few moments fer it t'really click with ewe what this was even about...'n the thought got dismissed. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive... ( αβκβα) < FEDRIK's calloused hands passed over ya in metered measures...examining for scrapes, bruises...Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as he suddenly seizes Y/C's arm 'n tugs it forward tighter than a clobberin' fist 'o righteousness he'd drive into th'enemy...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The GREAT FRIGHT who once towered like a one man rovin' fortress on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing armor gone from a monument to a frame. He becomes a livin' study in contradiction. His height no longer a weapon or a shield, but a length 'o limb folded neatly beneath him. ( αβκβα); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! (ααΰ² κΰ² α)Β€=[]:::::> "CHROHM'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW," FEDRIK's hulking vigilance subsided and softened for just a moment. His frame, considerably larger than Y/C, felt as though it vanished the moment he knelt so gingerly in front of ewe. The sheer wall 'o his presences done up 'n collapsed inward on itself. "YOUR TACTICAL MIND WORKS TIRELESSLY...BUT SO DOES THAT OF OUR ENEMIES. YOU CANNOT DENY YOURSELF THE REPRIEVE OF REST. THEY WILL SEIZE IT. AND CAPTURE IT. AND PREY UPON YOUR MOMENT OF WEAKNESS TO ENSURE THAT IT IS YOUR LAST." There was a possessiveness t'the way he cradled you in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on ewe fer even a moment... ( αβκβα) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh... ( αβκβα); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ( αβΎΜκ βΎΜα); < "...Now, FEDRIK. You can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the SHEPHURTS. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any SHEPHURTLER. Gentler hands should stir these waters." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's leg wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of royal-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer head. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. ( αβκβα) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath... (ααΰ² κΰ² α)Β€=[]:::::> "ARE YOU SAYING I PROVIDE SUBPAR CARE TO Y/C??? I RESENT THAT IMPLICATION. I COULD BE...GENTLER WITH THIS...WEAVING RIVER." ( αβΎΜκ βΎΜα); < CHROHM laughed. "You could stand to be. Yes." Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o princely brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a GREAT FRIGHT'S crotch as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'sweat-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder...CHROHM's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. FERDIK goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride... (ααΰ² κΰ² α)Β€=[]:::::> "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT...WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT CHANGING INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE? BY HAND? A GREAT FRIGHT OF THE SHEPHURTS WHO CANNOT HANDLE EVEN THIS IS HARDLY WORTH HIS BRINE FLAKES!!! BUT I WOULDN'T EXPECT A VIOLET SO INDELICATELY PAMPERED TO UNDERSTAND THAT." Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'FEDRIK or t'CHROHM...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o hatred wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P2/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #FEDRIKxREADER #QUADMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles
( αβκβα) < Special daggum thanks t' @archiveAddict , @watchingAuthor , @alopecoidTenacity 'n @passiveSerialization !!! I know this ain't no RO3 comment section...so pardon if my manners ain't minded...but I'd like t'dedicate P2 t'y'all...!!! Wouldn't be none if it weren't fer yer chipper words 'o encou-RAGE!!!!!! BBBBBaaaaaaAAAahhhHless you!!!!
Ah? - that's - unexpected... - Thank - you - Um - Hope - your moirail - gets - better - I - feel - flustered by the - honors - It - was - really - nothing - The writing - looks - well - written - this - time - as - well >
your prosenubs have captured my imagination + spirited my very senses to the wondrous world of flayer emblem. perhaps i will conscript you to play through the 13th edition just once more, dear bhildr. for my sake. "rechitted" for visibility, of course.
γADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique γ γ πππππππ πππππππ: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) γ CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // NSFW // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER βοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎββοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβοΎ.*ο½₯ｑοΎβ ( αβκβα) < #TheWholeGuild ... #FullParty ... #NotEnoughInventorySpace ... #NSFW ...annnnd... #YouAreOverencumbered!!! (;αβκβα) <> It started with a light bit of noggin pettin'. Y/C was used to it by now. How couldn't ewe be? Ain't nothin' outta the ordinary fer YLISSE'S FAIR HALIDOM HEAD CHROHM t'get a bit handsy when workin' ya through yer problems...'specially after a battle. ( αβκβα) < Y/C wishes they could stop bein' difficult. But it just ain't that simple. The familiarity with which those fine finessin' fingers reached across the empty air...drawn back at th'last moment...it kills Y/C inside. ( αβΎΜκ βΎΜα); <> "I wish you would just...tell us all what you're thinking," CHROHM began, "we swore to stand by eachother, remember? All of us. That's what being a part of the SHEPHURTS means. That's what we mean. You may be able to pick and choose your skirmishes on the field. Withhold your reasoning. But here? Where trust is supposed to be found, where TROLLS forge their bonds in the very peace we fight and bleed over? All answers must show themselves, or we die blind and alone." (;;αβκβα) <3 CHROHM's fins drooped. Y/C caressed 'em in yer hand, thumbin' the corner 'o his mouth, largely outta obligation. Y/C can't explain why yer like this. The paranoia rises to a fever pitch as Y/C hears the approach 'o frondfalls. Enemy units, no doubt. A spear peels open yer tent flap...and a sympathetic hand eases on yer shoulder...then another at yer underbelly...before long...yer flanked on all sides!!! FEDRIK! LISSIA! Even SUHLLY... ( αβκβα); <> <> <> <> "Y/C has been feeling down, SHEPHURTS. Probably all that armor. Can you imagine trying to lug a world of problems around on your shoulder with that dead weight? I say...we see to it Y/C is changed into something a bit more comfortable...by hand." (P1/??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting
This looks - nice - good - job >
i have performed the act of "rechitting" for visibility, dear bhildr. you have outdone yourself once again. though i am aggrieved at the lack of updates for "a tale in which the intrepid your/character travels across great biomes in search of a monstrous pale pal with whom to soothe a mighty flaw of character"... i will find it in my pusher to forgive.
^^i see the ancient and storied rankmaid has some competition~!^^
( αβκβα) < Awww SHUCKS, I up 'n fergot again, dag nabbit!!!! Don'tchu worry it none though, I'll be on that like a squawkbeast on a squeakbeast at th'end of a nine perigee hunger strike!!!!! β(β’ββ’α)β ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (ΰ©―ΰ₯α΅Μ€ΰ₯ α)~ < EEEeeeeeeeeeeppppp!!!!!! Aw naw!!! They got me good!!!
( αβκβα) < Awww, ewe flatter me like butter 'n a hot biscuit in a breakfast rush served nice 'n melty in the COUNTY UNFAIR!!! Which is 'xactly what this 'ere comment is! I ain't no competition!!!! Miss @archiveAddict is a gosh darn visionary...these 're just drabbles! ( αβκβα) < Thanks all th'same though!!!!
im sweaating i cant wait for the next chapter i feel like palesmut is such an underutilized dynamic outside of expected and safe palefluff stuff but seeing the forcible pale tag immediately had by ears flapping! 0////v////0 KUDOS! β€οΈβ
( αβκβα) < YesyesyesyesyesyesyesYESYESYESYESYESYES!!! ( αβκβα); <> <> <> <> YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!! ( αβκβα); < My humblest regards 'n sincerest cordial most gratitudes!!! Yer KUDOS 're goin' on my still hummin' frosty cold MEAL VAULT 'n I am gonna be crankin' out the deets of the next installment lickety-split!!!! So glad t'hear you're a troll 'o culture as well!!!
i cant wait! <> <> <> <> <> 0v0 bookmarked and eagerly awaiting the next installment!
( αβκβα) < Happy #NORMALDAY to ewe all!!! Hope it finds ya well βn hunky doryβ¦and NOT turned into a commercialized plushie βo your luscious locks Lusus!!!! Baaaahahaha! https://i.imgur.com/B7IngY7.png
( αβκβα) < Warm thanks tβmy partner in sublime, @passiveSerialization fer puttinβ this lil thang together fer me!!! Hijinks wouldnβt be nearly as cuffplate slappinβ silly without!!!!
it was, + continues to be, an honor to hold your photosnatcher for these escapades. your marketable self is very soft, dear bhildr.
( αβκβα); < Hmgmgmmgmg...!!!! ( αβα£βα); < JUST LEARNED 'BOUT HUMAN PERIODS!!!! AND I AIN'T TALKIN' BOUT TH'TYPE THAT END BEAUTIFUL QUEEN'S SENTENCE STRUCTURES NONE!!! I'M FIT T'BE TIED! ( π’αOκOα) < Give 'em t'me!!! I can take it!!!!!! Ain't none a y'all guys, gals, fellahs, 'n pals deserve that kinda sufferin'!!!! All at once...give me your energy!!!! I'll be OK, you go on ahead!!!!! Live your dreams!!!!
WTF!!! i am joining ur cuz x( how culd dey do dis?!?!?
( π’αOκOα) < Yers is the righteous path of the Paladestroyer!!! Oath of The Crown! Because that shit you just said??? πππππ
YAAZ, we r makin so many oaths rn and we r fighting SO many human periodz, wtf!!
( αβκβα); < Everyone fixin' to deserves t'be fixed! ( αβκβα) < YES! Even YOU! The person readin' this! ( αβκβα) < Happiness ought t'be in EVERYONE'S daggum inventory! Marked on every character sheet! No matter the quest it takes t'find it! The journey will getcha there, even if ya don't find quite what yer hopin' for!
Γ WVhat If I Don't WVant To Be... Γ
( αβκβα); < Then bein' happy means somethin' else fer you, and that's OK too! Far be it fer me t'tell ya what ya should er shouldn't mark on your map...that's YOUR course to chart... ( αβκβα) < But havin' locked arms 'n blades with many a FLARPer in my heyday...I can say with confidence, ya got a bit more tinkerin' t'do with your backstory's unfoldin' arcs t'be focused on the happiness o'now...! ( αβκβα); < Feelings like that...are a status condition. ( αβκβα); < Often rooted in fear! Or uncertainty! You don't wanna be happy, 'cuz you don't feel like you've enough Happy EXP t'multiclass into somethin' that brings you joy...could be a form of self-sabotage...where you roll a D4 on your turn, confused enough to head just 'bout any wayward which way 'cept where ya wanna be goin'... ( αβκβα) < But don't lose hope! Even if happiness comes t'ya by another name, another shape, another sort...it's still yours!!! Not everyone gets, or even wants t'be happy go lucky...! Sometimes their happiness is a quiet afternoon, twiddling thumbs! Somber acid rainstorms! Or even just a bit 'o quiet solitude...! YOU decide what YOUR active quest is!
Γ WVhat The.. That Is A VVery Detailed Explanation. I Don't Knowv WVhat To Do WVith This. I.. Hm. I'll Just Keep This In Mind Γ
( αβκβα); < Ya asked!!! And yer always important enough t'answer! Happy to condense in tha future if yer more of a touch 'n go sort! I don't never want nobody t'feel overwhelmed just cuz I'm... ( αβκβα) < A lot.
Γ I Feel Like That's A Ovverstatement.. Hehe Γ
( αβκβα) < BAAAAAH shucks~!!! Ya buncha sweetpumpers are makinβ me clutch mine! Ya canβt keep beinβ so nice about my mewlinβ little meanderinβ musings! Jus ainβt fair tβfolks with cooler stuff tβsay!
( αβκβα) < Not too sure what a "FENT LEAN" is...that's not no status condition spelled out all too clearly in the 5SCREE SRD! ( αβ α¨β α) < But I got big, burly, shoulders! Real strong-like, that ain't yieldin' to no buckin', no himmin', no hawin'! I could haul a spleenfowl up a hobbled hill faster 'an its ungodly yelps could splinter glass at the tippy top! ( αβκβα) < So y'all can always "FENT LEAN" on me...and I'll be right happy to hook my arms 'bout ewer fleshy underbellies, 'n giddy on up wherever ewe're fixin' t'go, y'feel? Just say the word! Or don't! I don't mind unmarked sidequests.
( αβκβα) < Mmm...mmm...mmm.... ( αβ α¨β α) < No need to roll! F-er, I always take initiative! ( αβ α¨β α) < Insight check! 'Cuz you know my ass inquisitive! ( αβ α¨β α) < Slept with your bitch last night, ( αβ α¨β α) < Call that a "LAIR ACTION", ( αβ α¨β α) < Shoulda just record her, ( αβ α¨β α) < So I could burn your turn's "REACTION"! ( αβ α¨β α) < MC GYGAAX STRAIGHT ROLLIN' IN THE HIVES! ( αβγβα) < YOU BREAK OUT IN THOSE, IF ANYONE SURVIVES! ( αβ α¨β α) < YOU GOT YOURSELF SOME PROBLEMS, MY TROLL, I'LL COME AND FIX IT, 'CUZ IF YOU AIN'T GOT YOURSELF, THEN HOW YOU EXPECT TO FIX SHIT? ( αβκβα) < ...hahah! Or something like that. I reckon a musicull career by me would be baaaaawfully short-lived!
https://i.imgur.com/lhS4KhR.png π²βπβπ»ππΈπ ππππ ππΈππππΈπππβπ, πΈπ»ππΌβππΌββπβπ! π² ( αβκβα) < My name is GYGAAX BHILDR! And I will be your guide on your quest. - I am a level 11 CHAOTIC GOOD OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC with PROFICIENCY in the following skills and/or abilities: Performance, Laughcrobatics, Medisassination, Denature, Insight, Constitution Saving Throws, Wisdom Saving Throws, "Palling Around", Clinical Psychology, FLARP, and Roleplay! βοΈπ‘οΈπππππβπΎ π½πβ πΈ βπΈβππ? πΉ π‘οΈ Be it of one, or two, or three, or more!!! I'm able to handle come one, come all! - Interpersonal quadrant resolution sparring! - Duels "TO THE DEATH" of your insecurities! - And much, much more! Inquire today, and don't be shy! I'm always one of many an outwardly lookin' eye!
WHAT A CURIOUSLY ABUNDANT SKILL SET YOU HAVE THERE. I FIND MYSELF FIGHTING MY DEMONS ON A DAILY BASIS AND MY MASSIVE TOBACCO ADDICTION, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO HELP WITH SUCH THINGS?
( αβκβα) < Course I could, Mr. Smokin' Jacket! Might I say that's a mighty fine set of equippables you got on. They tell a story, if you don't mind me spinnin' a yarn to tell it... ( αβκβα) < Yain't much of a fighter, are you, mister Sassacre? Pardon my saying. Thumbin' over the outlines of your CHARACTER SHEET 'ere, says you're more of a witty sort. A lover. A loner. The candidness with which ya up 'n hoofy up to a thing like a massive tobacco addiction... ( αβκβα) < Makes my belly rumble somethin' fierce! Laughter abounds! You got a dark sense 'o humor. Navigate yer highest highs and lowest lows with humor aplenty...but I can't help but twiddle my touch stump against my lower lip wonderin'... ( αβκβα) < If the secret source o' your humor itself is not joy, or uncaring, but sorrow. There ain't no humor in heaven. And there wasn't but one solitary smile inked into word that knew not the pains 'o heartbreak...just my speculation, sir! Hope I can help ya!
WHAT A DEEP AND CUTTING YARN YOU HAVE THERE YOUNG LAD. I FEEL AS IF I'VE BEEN READ THROUGH LIKE A BOOKLET.. MAYBE EVEN A CHARACTER SHEET. MY STATISTICS AND "SKILL SET" SPLAYED OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE AS CLEARLY AS YOU HAVE. YOU'VE HAD ME FACE WHAT MAKES ME SO DISTINCT AND UNIQUE IN THIS WORLD FROM A VIEWPOINT OUTSIDE MY OWN. I'LL HAVE TO DO SOME MUCH NEEDED SELF REFLECTION POST HASTE. IT IS TRUE THIS WORLD OF SORROW AND HORRORS HAVE SHAPED THIS ONCE BRITTLE PIECE OF COAL INTO A WHITEY COMEDIC DIAMOND TO SUPPRESS MULTITUDES. I'LL BE SPEAKING TO MY WIFE AT OUR NEXT WEEKLY DINNER AT OUR LOCAL "DENNYS" ABOUT YOUR BRIGHT YOUNG WIT AND ASSISTANCE. EXPECT A DRONE TO VISIT SOON.