@tautologicalTechnique — #bodyhorror
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I've been havin'...mighty awful dreams a lot more lately. Real dayterrors. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Serves me right fer not bein' able to put 'em down. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I've...always been a bit of a crit fail when it comes t'sappy emotional stuff. LEECHSTEPDAD...was an awful lusus. A lot of my closest friends stopped being either close or my friend on account of his predation. He was. Is. A monster. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < But I can't find it in me to kill him. Never could. That's still a living being. Even if many things aren't no more on account 'o what he did to 'em. Right now. He's contained. Devouring...Read more
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Headed out for a stroll t'day, and wouldn'tchu know it? Ackkkk!!! Out popped a random encounter!!!! One 'o th'weirdest in the entire BHILDR'S GUIDEGAX TO LUSUS CURAE COMPENDIUM This was a daggum doozey!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Or should I say...DOZE-y? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast Medium elephantoid fey yokai, any chaotic alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 90 (20d8) Speed: 30 ft., fly 50 ft. (hover) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 10 (+0) 17 (+3) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 14 (+2) ━━...Read more