♦ pitied by @leviathanLedger
What d☘︎es this mean b☘︎ss!!!! X{{{{
When y☘︎u're mean t☘︎ me this what y☘︎u're like, being mean t☘︎☘︎ BTW
Stabs more.
Stabs
#dailymintheblabs h☘︎urrrr annnnd I uhh.... d☘︎n't kn☘︎w what t☘︎ talk ab☘︎uuuuttttt ☘︎H ☘︎H!!! like ☘︎kay questi☘︎n f☘︎r every☘︎ne, if y☘︎u c☘︎uld like, be any c☘︎☘︎l little critter ever, what w☘︎uld y☘︎u be?
T☘︎day ☘︎n #dailymintheblabs h☘︎ur is me hanging ☘︎ut with my #twinkbestie @serendipit☘︎usC☘︎mpany !! X}}}} T☘︎☘︎k a super cute selfie and everthing and t☘︎tally ruining his life, by like, making him fuck up his game ☘︎f mafia city which btw, why are y☘︎u playing that?????? Can't y☘︎u like, play an actually c☘︎☘︎l mafia game?? like saints r☘︎w??????? t☘︎tally shaking my head here bestie x{{{{ [I f☘︎rg☘︎t t☘︎ credit my firend Ghest fuck my chud life]
Bah, everything was made up by s-o-o-me-o-o-ne! The meaning is what we make it. 8)
#dailymintheblabs this is like, g☘︎ing t☘︎ be SUCH a stupid blabs p☘︎st but,,,,, IDC WHAT ANY☘︎NE SAYS!!! MINT CH☘︎C☘︎ IS THE BEST ICE CREAM FLAV☘︎R EVER AND IF Y☘︎U SAY IT TASTES LIKE T☘︎☘︎THEPASTE Y☘︎U'RE LIKE, S☘︎ #DEAD T☘︎ ME!!!!!!!!
In anøther timełine I cøułd be sømeøne’s pretty, hømøsexuał head øf staff. That’s nice tø think abøut. Nicer than reałity, anyway.
Ahhhh!! S☘︎ s☘︎rry f☘︎r n☘︎t p☘︎sting at all t☘︎day X{{{ Been busy trying t☘︎ juggle new resp☘︎nsibilities and all that but its all super w☘︎rth it #trust :}} Uhmmm s☘︎ can't talk much ab☘︎ut exactly what I did t☘︎day, buuuuut f☘︎r #dailymintheblabs I can say I might be prepping a surprise s☘︎☘︎nish~ D☘︎n't kn☘︎w when th☘︎ugh, but maybe s☘︎metime this week s☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ stay tuned f☘︎r that~ ;}
#wat(hingthisspa(e
unforch, not evry shade o pink can b so glamorous take violet 4 example... #vagueposting
Scary G-o-o-dm-o-o-ther Hall-o-o-ween c-o-o-stume f-o-o-r R-o-o-ri. G-o-o-tta put that -o-o-range wig fr-o-o-m the masquerade t-o-o- use. 8)
@serendipitoousCoompany nooticed ya froont doooor was unloocked, pal. decided too let myself in
@serendipit☘︎usC☘︎mpany can y☘︎u like,,,, N☘︎T c☘︎py my b☘︎sses really c☘︎☘︎l react gimmick?? I g☘︎t excited f☘︎r N☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ reas☘︎n >:{{{{
T☘︎days #dailymintheblabs is g☘︎ing t☘︎ be ab☘︎ut just h☘︎w UGLY???? @serendipit☘︎usC☘︎mpany 's hive build ☘︎n pincercraft is >:{{{ like???? WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!! x{{{{ Maybe if he like, st☘︎pped dying all ☘︎f the time, he'd have an easier time making his hive l☘︎☘︎k nice ☘︎r s☘︎mething,,,
#dailymintheblabs time!!!! Can't share t☘︎ much but I alredy have my hall☘︎ween c☘︎stume allllll gathered up and ready f☘︎r the big day >:} EEEEE I'm s☘︎ excited t☘︎ match c☘︎stumes with @ard☘︎urC☘︎rvidae X}}}}
I Can Guarantee You That A Tired Old Man Would Not Survive Me. #nsfw #explicit #nsfc
#sigh #larkdoodles #cw-suggestive https://i.ibb.co/c3gvyrff/illustration-20261003.png
An☘︎ther day, an☘︎ther #dailymintheblabs :} Just finished reading my t☘︎tally secret litterature that n☘︎ ☘︎ne needs t☘︎ kn☘︎w the title ☘︎f and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I need the next b☘︎☘︎k t☘︎ c☘︎me ☘︎ut N☘︎W!!!!!!!! x{{{{
#dailymintheblabs is g☘︎ing t☘︎ be like,,, a little early because the #sickness is ruining my life :'}}} Didn't get t☘︎ d☘︎ much since i've just been sleeping m☘︎st ☘︎f it but did get catch up ☘︎n s☘︎me litterature that I am n☘︎t revealing t☘︎ the public f☘︎r reas☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎nssssss!! Als☘︎, Princet☘︎pher's been such a g☘︎☘︎d m☘︎rale supp☘︎rt, sh☘︎ut ☘︎ut t☘︎ my lusus Princet☘︎pher, speaking ☘︎f have a picture ☘︎f him :}
#dailymintheblabs time!! Back fr☘︎m the arcade and had S☘︎ much fun!! x} G☘︎t a bunch ☘︎f little trinkets I really wanted, and a few extra's t☘︎ give ☘︎ut eventually heehee!! but als☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ @leviathanLedger check it ☘︎ut b☘︎ss!! I g☘︎t a little guy that t☘︎tally l☘︎☘︎ks like y☘︎u! :}}
@iatrogenicinterest " Schemers ". #larkdoodles https://i.ibb.co/kpx75vgt/illustration-20260930.png
super late night th☘︎ughts agaiiin, kind ☘︎f can't find sleep? That'll teach me t☘︎☘︎ eat sweets bef☘︎re bed hah ah,, hhhh wait n☘︎, n☘︎w i'm just t☘︎ embarassed t☘︎ talk ab☘︎ut it ughhhhh Natters ☘︎f the bl☘︎☘︎d thumper suck I need t ☘︎actually sleep f☘︎r real bef☘︎re I start ☘︎verthinking X{ G☘︎☘︎dnight every☘︎ne~ Please have like, a better light then I am hahaah
WAGWAGWAGWAGWAGWAG
Blehh,,, I MISS Y☘︎U @ard☘︎urC☘︎rvidae !!!! Wheres my bestie c☘︎-w☘︎rker at when I need t☘︎ g☘︎ssip ab☘︎ut the players at my table!!! x{{{{
‼️🆘🚨🤙🙂↕️📱📲 calling all bEsTIES 📲📱🙂↕️🤙🚨🆘‼️ 😂😆😜👐 so my MIDdle manager saw fit to start downsizing some positions here at THE FELT #FELT...and that included ✨my own✨, i drew the shortstick, #mystick #mytwig #handmedownhandmaidstick #OK #OKOK 👐😱🫢😬 🤏 basically? im very small and i have NO ACCESS to my money 👎👎 👌💻👌 so you can imagine the stress im under 👍🚀👍 🙌👏🤝🫰 im not allowed to say anything mean to @handMaid (AND I WONT)🫰🙌👏🤝 💵☝️☝️ but if a few brave, pinged, tagged, or reading this now souls don't mind giving her a piece of my mind...that would be well within the terms of my contract and acceptable use policy!!!! sorrytocuthtisshortbestiesbutivegotlimitedscreentime 💅💄💅 #Chairministrangling#OneSec#IgottaTagIt#HOLDON#HOLD#DIAMONDHANDS #GOLDBLRIND #HANDSOFF #MYHANDS #GRgRGRHGRH #ATLEASTLETMETAGIT #MICROPHILIA #ORSOMETHING #MACROPHILIA #GAINS #LETMEGETTHEFREAKMARKET #PLEASE #STOP #SQUISHING #MY #NICHE #APPEAL #DAMARA #FUCK #TheseAreMYFRIENDS #ISTILLHAVESCREENTIME #YOUSk ANK #S CREWGOYOUOWWOWWwOWOWOWOWOW 🟢 CHARMSisONLINᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱ
psssttt psssssst @leviathanLedger like, d☘︎ y☘︎u want a miniminthe badge :}?
AWEE?????? I'd be such a cute lady bug, maybe a green ☘︎ne x}
☘︎H MY G☘︎SH WAIT....I see the visi☘︎n!!!! like h☘︎ld ☘︎n, which kind??? theres like s☘︎ many different kinds ☘︎f th☘︎se little guys :}}
If I was like, a little critter, what w☘︎uld I be??
Like...y☘︎u tw☘︎ are s☘︎ in sync thats crazy...
☘︎h ☘︎H!!!! WAIT WAIT WAIIITTT Y☘︎U AND IRIDIS ARE LIKE, BERRY AND CHERRY I GET IT N☘︎W DAWW :'}}}
☘︎H!!! thats a less c☘︎mm☘︎n ☘︎ne w☘︎w!! but SUPPPERRRR cute x}}
liiiiiikeeee,,, p☘︎mp☘︎mpurin?
☘︎HHH THE CUTE LITTLE PUPPY :'}} It als☘︎ is t☘︎tally unsurprising, but still such a cute fav☘︎rite t☘︎ have!! x}
Liiittsennnn if it wasn't f☘︎r h☘︎w just s☘︎ cute Ker☘︎pi is, Kur☘︎mi w☘︎uld be like, my FAV!! Like she just is built different!! such a g☘︎☘︎d ch☘︎ice x}
An☘︎ther questi☘︎n fr☘︎m meeee, but whats every☘︎nes fav☘︎rite sanri☘︎ character?? Mines Ker☘︎ker☘︎ker☘︎ppi :}}}
#dailymintheblabs h☘︎urs!!!! N☘︎t t☘︎☘︎☘︎ much t☘︎ talk ab☘︎ut again, BUUUUUT I did g☘︎ ☘︎ut and treat myself t☘︎ s☘︎me b☘︎ba tea! x}}
This is like, such p☘︎werful lyrics :'}
WAH HUH? EH???? UHM!!! ☘︎KAY!!!!
#dailymintheblabs time~ Went t☘︎ the like Cu-tee-est bakery t☘︎day and g☘︎t myself s☘︎me SUPER yummy apple fritters!! They had like a bunch ☘︎f ☘︎ther super cute l☘︎☘︎king treats but saaaadlyyyyy c☘︎uldn't stick ar☘︎und f☘︎r t☘︎☘︎ l☘︎ng t☘︎ buy any m☘︎re siiiiigh.
IN A WORD. BITCHMADE. #LAIRSANDLuSII #COMPANYRETREAT #TEAMBuILDING #MANDATORYFuN #TuMuTOuSENCOuNTERS #DuNGEONSANDDRAGGEDON #VIOLENCE #MuRDERS #FORESHADOWING @woeGothic "...FATHER?" CALLIE ASKS. NO. HE KNOWS THIS IS NOT HIM. HIS FATHER. HIS TRuE FATHER. IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE ROuNDABOuT BuTTFuCKERY THAT IS TROLL LINEAGE. IS NOT THE ONE WHO SHARES HIS BLOOD AND HANDSOME LIKENESS. BuT A BIG FuCKMASSIVE SWEATY WIG WEARING BIG BAD MONSTER. WHO EATS MOTHERFuCKERS TO DISPENSE JuSTICE DuTIFuLLY. AND WITHOuT BIAS TOWARDS ANY ONE PARTICuLAR CRIMINAL FLAVOR PROFILE. IT IS WHAT MAKES HIM. AND THuS CONSEQuENTLY HIS SON. SHuDDER. THE SIGHT OF ANOTHER. A DEAD. DANGLING. MuRDERED HATCHMATE. BRuTALLY CRuSHED AND KEPT AS A COMMEMORATIVE KEEPSAKE. WOW. THIS AWESOME SIGHT. EXCuSE ME. A LITTLE CHOKED uP. THIS AWESOME FuCKING SIGHT. IS ENOuGH TO GIVE CALLIE INSPIRATION. IT *SHOuLD* BE. WITH YOuR PERMISSION. I AM JuST GOING TO ADD THAT TO HIS INVENTORY. FOR uSE LATER. MARKED OFF. RIGHT HERE. IN PERMANENT INK. IN CASE YOu FORGET YOuR INTENTIONS TO GIVE ME PERMISSION. WHEN LATER CHANNELING THIS GLORIOuS SIGHT. "NO. YOu ARE NOT MY FATHER. OR MY ANCESTOR FOR THAT MATTER. THERE COuLD ONLY BE ONE. THERE COuLD ONLY EVER BE ONE. THIS SuCCESSFuL. THIS. DECORATED. THIS. uNDAuNTED BY ONE'S OWN SuCCESS. I AM NOT SCARED OF YOu. BECAuSE YOu. LIKE ME. ARE NOT SCARED OF YOu EITHER. WHICH MAKES YOu uNAFRAID OF ME. OR AS IT IS SAID IN SPANISH. uNA FRAID. THEIR WORD. FOR COWARD. SHOW YOuRSELF. PROVE YOu ARE NOW COWARD. PROVE. LIKE THE RYAN GOSLING OF THE COSMOS. YOu ARE. IN FACT." CALLIE BHORNE SuCKS AIR IN THROuGH HIS NOSTRILS. THEN THROuGH ALL THE SPACE BETWEEN HIS FANGS. THEN ALONG HIS BELLOWSACS IN A CALAMITOuS LOW GROANING GROWL. THEN INTO THE AIR. IN A VAST EXPLETIVE. SO WIDE REACHING AND COOL. THE ENTIRE TROLLIAN RACE FORGOT ABOuT THE OTHER ONE. LIKE. SuFFERER WHO. SIGNLESS WHO. FuCK IS THAT GuY. REALLY. ACTuALLY. KIND OF A LOSER. IF YOu THINK ABOuT IT. I MEAN. WHAT DID HE ACCOMPLISH. WHAT EMOTIONAL STRuGGLE DID HE FACE. RELATIVE TO CALLIE BHORNE. CHAMPION OF FREEDOM. AND LOVE. AND. OKAY. WE WILL GET TO ALL THOSE PARTS. FOR NOW. CALLIE WEEPS. HE LAYS WITH HIS KNEES DuG SO HARD INTO THE GROuND. THAT IT SPLINTERS. THE GROuND. NOT THE KNEES. I AM NOT GOING TO LAIM AND PARALYZE MY CHARACTER THIS SOON. HE SAYS. WITH HIS WHOLE GODDAMN CHEST. " █████ █████ ███████████ ██████████ ███████████ ░░███ ░░███ ░█░░░███░░░█░░███░░░░░█░░███░░░░░███ ░███ ░███ ░ ░███ ░ ░███ █ ░ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░██████ ░██████████ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███░░█ ░███░░░░░███ ░███ █ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ █ ░███ ░███ ███████████ █████ █████ ██████████ █████ █████ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ █████████ █████ █████ █████ █████ ███░░░░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ███ ░███████████ ░███ ░███ ░░█████ ░███░░░░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ █ ░███ █ ░███ █████ █████ ███████████ ███████████ █████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ███████████ █████ █████ █████████ ░░███░░░░░░█░░███ ░░███ ███░░░░░███ ░███ █ ░ ░███ ░███ ███ ░░░ ░███████ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███░░░█ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ███ █████ ░░████████ ░░█████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░ █████ ████ █████ ██████ █████ █████████ ░░███ ███░ ░░███ ░░██████ ░░███ ███░░░░░███ ░███ ███ ░███ ░███░███ ░███ ███ ░░░ ░███████ ░███ ░███░░███░███ ░███ ░███░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░██████ ░███ █████ ░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░█████ ░░███ ░░███ █████ ░░████ █████ █████ ░░█████ ░░█████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░ ██████ ██████ ██████████ ░░██████ ██████ ░░███░░░░░█ ░███░█████░███ ░███ █ ░ ░███░░███ ░███ ░██████ ░███ ░░░ ░███ ░███░░█ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ █ █████ █████ ██████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░ " WHICH IS JuST. LITERALLY FuCKING ME. IN A VIOLENTLY LOuD CONQuEROR ACCENT. BECAuSE IT IS HIM. HE IS HIM. HE IS THAT GuY.
la la la la t☘︎tally just a n☘︎rmal p☘︎st :}
#dailymintheblabs time!!! which is actually m☘︎re ☘︎f a fit check because I l☘︎☘︎ked S☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ cute t☘︎day!!! x}}
THE TIME PARADOX HAS BEEN SOLVED, THANK YOU TO THOSE SOULS DISPLACED. WE HOPE YOU MADE IT HOME SAFE. #OUTGLUTMASQUERADE.
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
⧃ I've discovered a phenomenon where if you refuse to sleep, you end up exhausted. Have they put caegars into researching this? Lol.
my agent says i need to up my appeal but i have no idea what that means.
can MORE********** some really hot sexy men join in on this I need it
Iiiiits #dailyMintheblabs time!!!!! S☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ n☘︎t much happened t☘︎night, did end my w☘︎rk shifts in a super g☘︎☘︎d m☘︎☘︎d annnnd went t☘︎ the ☘︎ld ice cream parl☘︎r I used t☘︎ w☘︎rk at! I really miss w☘︎rking there, but it just didn't pay en☘︎ugh :{ G☘︎t myself s☘︎me sweet sweet mint ch☘︎c☘︎ ice cream and s☘︎me ice tea f☘︎r the j☘︎g back h☘︎me!! Its just as yummy as I remember X} if y☘︎u're ever like in the area, DEF rec☘︎mmend getting y☘︎urself s☘︎me c☘︎ld treats fr☘︎m there! Anyways went h☘︎me and n☘︎w I'm g☘︎ing t☘︎ be laying back and reading this really reviting r☘︎mance n☘︎vel EEEEEEEE gatekeeping the name th☘︎ugh f☘︎r uhm,,, ahahshaha ahah reas☘︎ns!!!! UHMMMMM!!! That'll be al f☘︎r my minthe blabs!! H☘︎pe y☘︎u enj☘︎y peering int☘︎ the mind ☘︎f a cute girl ahahahah ahah. Ahah. X{
I thiiiiiink i'll start d☘︎ing my #dailymintheblabs later during the evening me thinks, can't blab ab☘︎ut much when the night just started. Buuuuut f☘︎r any ☘︎f y☘︎u dusk rised f☘︎lks I c☘︎uld pr☘︎bably give a small little blab f☘︎r y☘︎u!! s☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ I g☘︎ ☘︎ut t☘︎ finish my shift at pizza hive right? And ykn☘︎' usually i'm like, really g☘︎☘︎d at just cl☘︎sing things d☘︎wn and then running ☘︎ff ☘︎n my merry way t☘︎ g☘︎ d☘︎ my sec☘︎nd j☘︎b which is like, w☘︎rking at f☘︎☘︎d c☘︎urt ☘︎f Beetle buggle mall. BUT LIKE!!! THERES THIS GUY!!!! That tries t☘︎ r☘︎b the pizza hive????? and i'm just like ☘︎H MY G☘︎G BUDDY N☘︎T THE TIME :{{{{!!!! but anyways he's like all g☘︎☘︎lemy and gl☘︎☘︎bey ☘︎r whatever and g☘︎es "bleh bleh bleh gimme y☘︎ur caegars" and t☘︎ be fair he was a bit ☘︎f a cutie, but als☘︎ i have places t☘︎ g☘︎! S☘︎ i tell him "Nuh huh sir, we just c☘︎unted the cash register theres like, n☘︎thing in there anym☘︎re like maybe try and different pizza place???" and he gets like SUPER mad!!!! like what the heck!!! I'm being s☘︎ p☘︎lite and nice I'm n☘︎t trying t☘︎ play any games AND THEN GUESS WHAT!!!! THE PIZZA HIVE CATCHES ☘︎N FIRE!!!! A G A I N !!!!!!!!! and like thats when this guy decides t☘︎ finally leave i freaking guess and n☘︎w i'm stuck having t☘︎ clean up the mess :{{{{ My b☘︎ss was s☘︎ mad but like, h☘︎ws this my fault!!!!! :{{{{{{{{{{ Bluh anyways, s☘︎meh☘︎w managed t☘︎ get t☘︎ my ☘︎ther j☘︎b in time, g☘︎t t☘︎ g☘︎ssip with my c☘︎w☘︎rkers and they were FLABBERGHASTED like, jaw dr☘︎pped. Which y☘︎u might be t☘︎☘︎ n☘︎w :}}} S☘︎ thats my little m☘︎rning blab, h☘︎pe y☘︎u enj☘︎y mentally putting ☘︎n my sh☘︎es f☘︎r a few sec☘︎nds! <333
ᐖ NUH U SLIMEY LIKEA ᐖA EEL ᐖAT EAT ᐖA PIZZA. AN U FAᑈE TOO ᑈLOSE TO ᐖA ᑈAMERA BAᑈK UP GAMPA ᐛ
uhm!!! t☘︎tally n☘︎t like being held at metaph☘︎rical gun p☘︎int here by my manager at pizza hive but we g☘︎t a buy 2 get ☘︎ne free deal ☘︎n ☘︎ur meat l☘︎ver pizza!!! S☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ make sure t☘︎ give a call if y☘︎u've been craving 3 pizzas??? ☘︎r have a party t☘︎ prep f☘︎r! #Pizzahiveadvert
when their gold chain is swinging over ur face while they pound u dumb. #nsfw #suggestive #thoughts
#WORKPLACE #TEAMBUILDING #GIRLSNIGHT WAS A MOVIE. BANNED IN MULTIPLE TERRITORIES. @woeGothic @terribleFate
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Oh haaayyyyy big dog
What that mean
:o) For those of you devastatingly worried after the health, life and times of one miss @handMaid, I can assure you that we are all having the time of our lives! :o) Look, I've even brought friends to come join the fun with us. does this help? are you hungry motherfuckers satisfied? i know i'm not. not yet. I'M NOT DONE WITH MY GAMES YET! MY APPETITE YAWNS WITH ENDLESS, CEASELESS DISHARMONY! :o) ...*Ahem.* Which is why we are having a tea party. :o) I brought cakes.
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
The being an overt villain trying to aura farm on chittr dot ing thing is nothing short of cringe btw.
-=[if this post gets 50 likes he has to wear a maid dress and kitty ears_☺]=-
⧃ Hm. Tonight should be a training night after all.
Read Carefully, Vindication is sweet. But first, where recognition is due, I must honor the fact that indeed you were every bit as aggressive and unyielding as your public posturing promised. You came with a devastating breathless heat of your own, grinding against my blade with a force that demanded all that I had to give. You tested my footing, you had me at the disadvantage once or twice, as it must happen though, when two demanding forces collide, one must ultimately find himself pinned. For all that talk of oiled and thorough entry, you were quite breathless in the time it took me to disarm that bravado once engaged in the flesh. With witnesses and at the agreed upon time, you folded under my weight. The friction was indeed rigorous, but the focus of my assault was all too consuming for your stamina. It was exquisite, watching you melt into a breathless slick of submission. The sweat of our shared exertion pooled between us on the floor, mixing with the heavy and sharp aftermath as you buckled, immaculate uniform painted in your hue. A glistening testament to the exhaustive performance. You took the entirety of my blade, stomached it fully, but in the end you found yourself spent and undone beneath my gaze. Our differences, in this matter, have been firmly put to rest. Wash away the grime of your labor and rest well. And, please, think long and hard about whether or not you will ask after a rematch. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
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hey what’s up guys here like i literally am am making my first like post on apparently the honestly fucking canserous like website, like looks like like u like fuckers will honestly finally literally get the honestly premium content u deserve. make sure literally to hit that bell and follow for like more.
Minthe t☘︎y p☘︎stinggg!!! This is t☘︎tally n☘︎t me making a p☘︎st asking which ☘︎ne I sh☘︎uld g☘︎ with ahhaahhaha #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/help%20her%20ch☘︎☘︎se.png
I d☘︎n't think I've like, ever sh☘︎wn my TYPICAL ☘︎utfit t☘︎ g☘︎ ☘︎ut and my 11+ j☘︎bs...!!! s☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ v☘︎ila! Ain't it funny that I've legit sh☘︎wn myself naked bef☘︎re a pr☘︎per Minthe reveal lma☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ (ign☘︎re that ☘︎ne time I did p☘︎st myself fully cl☘︎thed s☘︎ i can c☘︎ntinue my narrativeeeee) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Minthe%20☘︎☘︎lala%202026.png
Itsss tiimeee!!! The pr☘︎mised 1K kult sc☘︎re special image I pr☘︎mised <333 #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Minthe%201k%20special.png
next up in the #cronusbabeoff bracket! vwe hawve captain mindfang herself, swvashbuckling babe and all around badass, against roxy lalonde, the bottle blonde vwith brains, usually. these tvwo are closely matched, assuming my ancestor scale is accurate, anyvways. lets let it rip, wvhos hotter and vwhos notter? <3 or <> for mindfang <3< or c3< for roxy
Ahem. " Who Want Me ". #reference https://i.ibb.co/b573vzyg/illustration23-2.png
~~~~~~~~ The moonlight is lovely tonight. [voraciousTreasure has uploaded a photo!] ((It's a photo taken from maybe half a metre below the surface of the ocean. The light of the two moons shines down to scatter through the waves and under, highlighting the violet and purple blood clouding through the water. There are a few scraps of cloth and snapped bones visible in the macabre blooming; if one were to zoom in, they'd see that the marrow has been scraped out. #gore #cannibalism implied))
hmm
Thanks, did you know you’re one of like three people that makes my tummy hurt within three sentences of conversation?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] agreed. [END MESSAGE]
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BITCH. WHO FAILED TO MEET HER #WORKPOSTING QUOTA. @TERRIBLEFATE
i love being a girl but i think if someone sufficiently tall called me a good boy it would probably fix me.
࣪⊹₊˚{ her nonchalance.... omgggg. shes LITERALLY sooo me #gonegill #aaymeedunnhe #girlglubber #violethysteria #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪
~~~~~~~~ Good dawn, trolls and otherwise. Tread carefully if you venture into the shallows. Swim cautiously if you navigate further out. Remember to look down.
⧃ I have decided to pick up an old interest of mine, or at least to try. It seems difficult to get a grasp on again for more reasons than I was expecting.
if i reely wanted to kull farm id say sum dumb shit like call me mommy or whatebber (dont) #nsfw for my fellow haters out there
Such an interesting perspective.
You are so good at saying shit that makes the little jester tummy hurt.
if we cool hate this chitt rn
I almost posted an honest to god real emotionally vulnerable post on main just now, then I remembered that I got ops on here and I can't let them catch me at my lows.
~ The 25th 8ilunar Perigee of the 3rd Dim Season's Equinox. ~ It has 8een nearly a perigee since I last granted these pages the privilege of my attention. I am certain this will distress wh8ver imagined audience has taken to pressing its little face against the glass of my affairs. Let it. A depriv8tion may 8e instructive, and silence, when set loose among the needy, fattens wonderfully. My a8sence was not idleness. I have 8een called to meetings, feasts, negoti8tions, disciplinary amusements, and one argument with the Orphaner that 8egan as a dispute over cargo and ended, as many of our 8etter quarrels do, with neither of us admitting what was truly 8eing contested. He claimed certain captives taken near the eastern shoals were naval property 8y imperial right. I reminded him that imperial right is a charming phrase often used 8y trolls who arrived too l8. They were on my deck. They trem8led when I looked at them. The matter was therefore settled with all the ceremony it deserved. He did not agree. This would have trou8led me if his disagreement had 8een less 8eautiful. The Orphaner wears displeasure like armor left too long in salt w8r, stiff, 8right in places, and always thre8ning to cut the one trying to 8ear it. He spoke of discipline, seizure, chain of command, and all the little phrases men gather around themselves when they fear saying want. I watched his jaw work. I watched his eyes give him away. He is never more royal than when he is trying not to 8e common. I asked whether he resented the loss of imperial property, or whether he resented that I had taken something from under his nose and left him unsure whether to challenge me, claim me, or drag me 8y the throat into some darker privacy where his politics could at last stop em8arrassing us 8oth. He left 8efore striking me. A waste. I had selected earrings with 8loodshed in mind. The next several evenings were spent among the high8looded, which is to say among those grand, lacquered creatures who mistake a long pedigree for a thought. The halls were dressed in the usual vulgar excellence. 8lack ta8les polished to a wet shine. Curtains dyed in colors that required several ruined villages to achieve. Servants arranged a8out the cham8er with the anxious grace of o8jects that know they may still 8e punished for falling. There were de88s over port tariffs, tri8ute 8oundaries, inheritance claims, and other polite methods of theft. A violet dowager proposed a levy against independent raiders, and I congratul8d her on inventing piracy for those too arthritic to 8oard a vessel. A cerulean magistr8 laughed. Poorly. 8riefly. Then spent the rest of the evening pretending his throat had made the sound without consulting him. Moneymaw was there as well, or near enough to count. One could smell him 8efore the doors admitted him: 8rine, old coin, lacquered de8t, and the sort of expensive to8acco smoked 8y men who prefer their threats to mature in the mouth 8efore release. He did not domin8 the room. He did something more irritating. He let the room discover it had already arranged itself around him. A lesser pir8 would have taken this for respect. I took it for accounting. We exchanged no greeting worth preserving. Only a look. His said he had noticed the Orphaner’s temper. Mine said I had noticed him noticing, and would charge interest if he intended to make use of it. The feast that followed was nearly good enough to redeem the company. First came pearl8lind eel, served alive 8eneath a veil of fermented 8rineglass. Its skin shimmered after the spine was opened, and custom demanded we wait until the eyes clouded 8efore drawing the first strip through 8lack salt. The creature shuddered against the pl8 as though still negotiating. Delightful manners, for meat. After that came marrowfruit swollen around cave-gru8 8ones, aged until the rind softened and 8reathed. When pierced, it sighed. A young heir across the ta8le flinched, then tried to disguise the failure 8y praising the aroma. It was, admittedly, magnificent. Sweet rot, mineral damp, venom, and that warm little note particular to things which died in hiding. Spread over charred shell8read, it made the dowager close her eyes in a way I 8elieve she imagined was discreet. There was needle8eetle roe suspended in chilled hemolymph custard, each 8ead 8ursting sharp enough to sting the gums. Vulgar to smile at the first 8ite, naturally, as it shows whether the roe has taken hold properly. I smiled. Several others waited to see if they were permitted to do the same. This is how fashion is 8orn: cowardice looking for permission from the correct mouth. The final dish was flashpickled thinkpan frond from some reef-8red stupidity the cooks insisted on calling semi-sentient, as if pity has ever 8een improved 8y classific8tion. The fronds curled when 8reathed upon. One must eat them 8efore they finish spelling the last sens8tion of the creature they were cut from. Mine tasted of salt, panic, and a white flash 8eneath deep w8r. I requested another. This is what the low and sentimental will never understand a8out appetite. They think revulsion is an argument. They 8elieve the 8ody’s little hesit8tions are moral insight. A mouth recoils, and suddenly they have discovered a principle. How quaint. How provincial. The strange thing, the soft thing, the writhing thing, the thing that remem8ers 8eing alive, all of it asks the only question worth honoring at ta8le. Has it 8een prepared well? Still, my pan has not 8een entirely steady. The pain 8ehind my eyes has thinned since the last entry, 8ut not vanished. It has changed character. Less 8lade now, more tide. A pressure arriving and withdrawing in a rhythm I do not enjoy, chiefly 8ecause I did not command it. Twice during the meetings I lost the thread of convers8tion 8ecause another seemed to pass 8eneath it, faint as a voice heard through wet wood. No one in the room spoke. No one in the room had the courage to think so loudly. At dinner, while a gold8looded advoc8 explained tariff law with all the seduction of damp parchment, I felt the page 8efore me grow crowded. Not physically. I am not so addled as that. 8ut there was a nearness. A gathering of attention. As if unseen readers had leaned too close and fogged the margin with their awe. I attri8uted this to the custard. I continue to attri8ute it to the custard. One must not crown every inconvenience with prophecy merely 8ecause it arrives wearing a veil. If some aperture has opened, it will show its hinge eventually. If some distant little voyeur has found a way to 8reathe through my paper, it will learn quickly that access is not ownership. If it is illness, it will pass. If it is not illness, it will 8ehave. Until then, sweet readers, should you exist in any meaningful sense, do mind your mouths near the page. Awe stains almost as 8adly as 8lood. #mindfangJournal #ancestorposting #alternianHistory #high8loodPolitics #gorefood #gore #8odyhorror
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yes but do. you llovee tthemm? i llovee. aanimalss. i llovee wwaterr aalsoo but not. the ooceann it is too. big it sscaress me.
#fatb0ytuesday
D --> I don't understand why people pity my posts so much D --> I think I need to make a point about how buff and c001 I am more often
Am I all-o-o-wed t-o-o- get in the water? I like swimming.
↘️i can imagine him in white because i am creative and i am literally smart.↘️ ↗️YES.↗️
Kicking my feet and thinking ab-o-o-ut h-o-o-w amazing my weekend was.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Aughhh ! LOVVEEEE eat!ng NOOK!! ꠹
Are we sure it isn't from the pressure change from ocean to land? Just curious.
YOU FREAKS WOULD LOVE TO TOUCH AND RAVISH MY BODY, WOULDN'T YOU? #NSFW
.ill fuck you uP
-=[ahhhhhh so gay_☺]=-
well i look with my GANdERBULBS not my AUdIO tubes so i WOULd have to see that for myself -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
???seacrash moneymaw??? -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
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=>>bullshitting a recipe rn 0_0>>>
i love fat men
⧃NE SWEEP ⧃LDER MEANS THE M⧃UNTAIN GETS ⧃NE M⧃RE SPECIAL TREAT T⧃ THE PILE
Typo. Fuck. Killing myself.
You are doing to do numbers
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
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Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from his courtesan era: The life of a courtesan had educated the Akatsuki in language, poetry, refinement, and performance before a small audience. The next chapter of his life would prepare him to perform in front of a large one. Chosen for youth, beauty, and the type of androgynous features that can be easily slanted towards femininity with a little cosmetic prestidigitation, the life of an ONNAGATA — a Grubuki actor who plays predominantly feminine roles — afforded the troll who would become Uesugi Karkat tremendous fame, recognition, and inordinate wealth for a commoner of foreign hatching. As a former Boiran, the Onnagata had already learned how to wear the feminine grace of a courtesan like a costume in the theater of the Trollshiwara red light district. It was for this reason that he was scouted to play one of the most prestigious roles in any Grubuki play — the leading female role of Aggaei Makkie in the play "The Florastalk of Troll Edo" — for which the character, a commanding, fiercely loyal, and deeply passionate high-ranking courtesan, spurns a wealthy, but abusive highblood customer to protect her quadmate in one of the most famous monologues of scathing, acerbic, pitch-black venom ever recited in Grubuki theatre — the AKKUTTAI. It was for channeling this performance with such peerless vitriol that Uesugi Karkat became one of the most famous Onnagatas of the Troll Edo period. Naturally, the life of a Grubuki actor means constant pressure. Rehearsal, training, perfection of one's craft. Many onnagata of the time preferred to live their craft vicariously at all times, adopting a female persona through which to hone their "method" in everyday life. This was not the case for Uesugi Karkat, who shed his many-colored persona when off the stage to don nondescript gray robes whenever possible. Yet the constant pressure of life in a Grubuki theatre troupe and his ability to navigate it with grace made him both a leader among his fellow actors and something of a popular figure with the stagehands who he commiserated with in the wings. It was from these stagehands, many of whom were well-versed in the art of securing props with ropes, fastening theatrical rigging, and tying elaborate, functional knots, that the famed Onnagata would learn one final skill from the world of the theatre — one that would lead to his secret life as the NAWASHII. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee6014bb70e8.png #uesugikarkat
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◌ I did. It was fun. ⧂
↘️when my superiors acknowledge me in public despite my tendency to embarass them↘️ ↗️I AM LEFT SQUIRMING ON MY OFFICE SITPLANE.↗️ ↘️i am too devoted to not humor, too eager of a wageslave to not pay minor mind to.↘️ ↗️A MODEL EMPLOYEE YOU LITERALLY CANNOT IGNORE.↗️ ↘️tirelessly filing your papers.↘️ ↗️CRUNCHING YOUR NUMBERS.↗️ ↘️monitoring your investments.↘️ ↗️STIRRING YOUR SCALDING BROWNSLUDGE WITH MY POINTER PRONG BECAUSE YOU HAVE DEIGNED THAT TASK UPON ME.↗️ ↘️i am reviled by lesser individuals who will not ask how high when their boss demands they jump.↘️ ↗️I AM DISGUSTED BEYOND BELIEF, I SQUEEZE MY NEW, EXTENDING PROWLERPOINT-TOUCHING BATON NEARLY TO THE POINT OF SNAPPING OVER THE NOTION.↗️ ↘️but i remain still, dutifully slicing my bulbvegetable in two.↘️
◌ "Refuse to accept the belief that your professional relevance, career success or financial security turns on the next update on the latest technology. Sometimes it's good to put the paddle down and just let the single-seated floating apparatus glide." ⧂
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Drum r☘︎ll!!!! Heres that selfie I ☘︎wed yall!! My unif☘︎rms S☘︎ cute, its crazy!! https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Minthe%20☘︎☘︎lala%20selfie.png
G☘︎t myself a new j☘︎b as a card dealerrr t☘︎tally n☘︎t t☘︎ pay ☘︎ff a seri☘︎us debt ☘︎r anything but like, the ☘︎utfit is actually s☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ cute????? can't take a picture right n☘︎w cuz like, i'm at w☘︎rk BUTTTT when i get back h☘︎me, def g☘︎nna take s☘︎me pics!
BLUHHHH finally free fr☘︎m my first day as a card dealer!! pretty sure I g☘︎t my pay d☘︎cked after fucking up the sec☘︎nd r☘︎und ☘︎f p☘︎ker... th☘︎ugh, said pay d☘︎ck PR☘︎BABLYY????? g☘︎t ☘︎ffset by the really big am☘︎unt ☘︎f tips I was getting? Dunn☘︎ whats up with that but if y☘︎u where at the p☘︎ker table and put m☘︎ney in the straps ☘︎f my unif☘︎rm thank y☘︎uuussss <333 #suggestive?
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✧˗ˏˋGoing to be doing more sniffing-salves for the sniffin' man, and I remembered my first release!!! IT ROCKED THE JOINT, HAHAHAAHA✦ #RememberingTheGoodTimes #SmellLikeMe https://i✦ibb✦co/BV1DW4yN/IMG-7372✦pngˎˊ˗✦
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