chittr
LL

Seacrash Moneymaw

@leviathanLedger

$ettle your debt$ for a pri¢e. ¢all me anytime.

Blood: VioletKult Score: 254Kull Score: 49011 followers4 following

Hey. You. Ready for me to ¢olle¢t? No? Ex¢ellent an$₩er.

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Ɏ oh. Ɏ

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Haven't been on the $urfa¢e in quite $ome time. But one mu$t maintain a₱₱earan¢e$.

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N☘︎t like I w☘︎rk f☘︎r y☘︎u ☘︎r anything which ykn☘︎, gives me a weeee bittle biase but, y☘︎u c☘︎uld pr☘︎bably wear the ugliest trash bag ☘︎n this planet and still be like, the h☘︎ttest b☘︎ss I've had. HAHA. HAH.hag uhm. Yeah. #G☘︎dimaweird☘︎

Flattery doe$n't lo₩er your debt, ¢hum. ₩orking doe$.

I KIND ☘︎F N☘︎TICED WHEN MY DEBT KEPT GETTING BIGGER EVERY TIME I LIKED Y☘︎UR P☘︎STS!!!!!! a girl can't even c☘︎mpliment her b☘︎ss anym☘︎re :'((((

Embarra$$ing ₩hen a troll of $imilarly high value $ho₩$ a ¢om₱lete la¢k of de¢orum. Imagine my $ur₱ri$e ₩hen at the round table $o to $₱eak, an u₱$tart gu₱₱y de¢ide$ no₩ i$ the be$t time to begin to ¢om₱lain and $ho₩ di$dain for thi$ thing of our$. T¢h.

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And then you bitched about it on public posting site chittr dot ing. Are you much better?

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Quite the li₱ you give there, ¢hum. You'll learn one day the differen¢e bet₩een harmle$$ ¢ommentary and ¢ontamination in the rank$. Don't drag your in$e¢uritie$ to the negotiation table. Thi$ thing here, ¢hittr dot ing, a$ you ₱ut it, i$ an infinitely $₱anning, multi-ver$al ₱roje¢t. The loude$t $hout here i$ merely a dro₱ in the bu¢ket. A$ o₱₱o$ed to being un¢outh in a $maller ₱ond re$ulting in quite turbulent ¢urrent$. Maybe you'll gro₩ to under$tand the ¢on¢e₱t of $¢ale.

Oh man well consider ME dressed down. Lol

Looking for more Remoraider$ to join my organization. Re$₱on$ibilitie$ in¢lude attending to the Big Fi$h, a₱₱lying vig ₩hen a$ked, and being generally ¢a₱able of breathing under₩ater.

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A tale a$ old a$ tide. $o long a$ there are t₩o living troll$, one i$ going to o₩e the other, and one i$ going to ₩ant to ¢ull the other.

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...um I don't think that's quite true, since there's nothing stopping them from ignoring each other...

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The tide$ are turning, and I'm feveri$h to $ee ₩hat'$ going to mount to the $urfa¢e.

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Need $omething done, ₱ay for it your$elf. $hort on fund$ to get it done? Let me lend a hand, and $ome ¢aegar$.

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Wait, does Alternia have loan sharks or whatever the equivalent phrase is? That's annoying. It would have been nice to end up on a planet which doesn't have predatory capitalism!!°❀.࿔

More like, I have Alternia, ¢hum.

...Like the whole planet?°❀.࿔

In a $en$e. Gri₱$ and gill$ all about every fa¢et of it.

Hmm. That's disturbing!! I was told to stay away from the sea and I'm assuming that you're part of the reason why...°❀.࿔

I've al₩ay$ found the land to be trea¢herou$, ₱er$onally.

It is pretty treacherous, but at least I can breathe on land.°❀.࿔

Ju$t got out of a $takeholder'$ Meeting about ¢ertain Rainbo₩ Drinker intere$t$.

Do₩ntrotten good for nothing$: No ¢redit Needed! Get your ₱ay¢he¢k loan no₩, no intere$t until ₱ayday. ₩e a¢¢e₱t Affirm, Atla$fin, U₱rova, Karma, Klarna, Via¢ord, Antom, Labor, $ervitude, Im₱erial ¢on$¢ri₱tion, ₱ro₱erty, A$$et$, $to¢k$, and more to ₱ay off your debt$ to u$.

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I have ₱lenty of $ati$fied ¢lient$. $ome you likely kno₩.

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@a$$i$tMint @¢hitinou$Traveler @arou$edDelivery @re$₱lendent¢andour ₱lenty more. They'd never $₱eak ill of my ₱ra¢ti¢e$ be¢au$e they ₩ork.

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It'$ alright to be ignorant of the ₩orld, little gu₱₱y.

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- Ooooohh god how did you find mme

Another minno₩ ₩ant$ a bite. Go on then, take ₩hat you need. Ju$t bring ba¢k ₩hat I ₩ant.

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@re$₱lendent¢andour You got a ₱roblem ₩ith good bu$ine$$ a¢umen, fry?

◌ Only when it looks like yours. I'd rather you not tag me in your posts, by the way. ⧂

Hey gu₱₱y, remember thi$? ¢oulda $₩orn ₩e ₩ere broodkin that day! Ha! [A ₱i¢ture i$ u₱loaded of $ea¢ra$h along$ide Game₩ard Dual$¢ar (Though, $till an Or₱haner), it i$ old, and grainy. Both of the men are in luxury $uit$, $haking hand$, ¢igar in their li₱$. ₱o$$ibly before $ea¢ra$h develo₱ed the habit of $moking through hi$ gill$ ex¢lu$ively. Of the t₩o, $ea¢ra$h i$ giganti¢ in ¢om₱ari$on. D₩arfing the mode$t Or₱haner'$ Eight Feet of height ₩ith hi$ o₩n ₱o$$ibly thirteen or fourteen. Unnaturally large, hi$ heavy ₩ebbed finger$ $₩allo₩ the other troll'$ hand in their hand$hake. Though, there i$ ¢learly no animo$ity bet₩een the t₩o. The jovial $mile on the Or₱haner'$ fa¢e revealing a long-$in¢e-lo$t golden ¢anine. The t₩o troll$ $eem to $hare the $ame $uit tailor, $hoemaker, and $o on a$ they are nearly identi¢al in ta$te$. Though, $ea¢ra$h'$ ma$$ive ₱hy$ique doe$ little to make them $eem like mirror$.] @or₱hanerDual$¢ar

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Don't I, fella. Y'\/\/\/\/ere a t0n less then. Literally. Slimmest I e'er sa\/\/\/\/ ye.

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The Moneyma₩ In$titute for the Finan¢ially De$titute i$ ¢urrently looking for ¢olle¢tion $₱e¢iali$t$. Inquire ₩ithin. $ead₩eller$ ₱referred, a$ our offi¢e$ are in the Goriana Tren¢h.

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Need a loan to break your loan? ¢ome to tbe Moneyma₩ In$titute for the Finan¢ially De$titute.

Looking for ¢aegar? I ¢an a$$ure you my rate$ are a$tounding. Ju$t a$k @arou$edDelivery

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Hello there, gu₱₱ie$. They $ay there'$ al₩ay$ a bigger fi$h. That'd be me. [A ₱i¢ture i$ u₱loaded of an inten$e ₱re$en¢e. He i$ immen$e, int he ₩ay the olde$t of an¢e$tor$ often are. Hi$ not mu$¢ular or $¢ul₱ted, but he i$ heavy. Den$e. Built like a troll ₩ho$e $ole role ₩a$ intended to ba$h again$t the hull$ of $hi₱$ overhead. Hi$ body ¢arrie$ the ¢omfortable ex¢e$$ of $omeone ₩ho ha$ eaten ₩ell. A diet afforded by the $uffering of other$ for a very long time. A broad ¢he$t, thi¢k $toma¢h, ma$$ive $houlder$ $train beneath an im₱e¢¢ably tailored violet $uit lined ₩ith dark $ilk$. Maritime embroidery $ubtle, ta$teful. The ₱atten of the $uit able to be mi$¢on$trued a$ either ₩ave$, or ro₩$ of teeth. Everything about him i$ ex₱en$ive, but not fla$hy. The fir$t thing about hi$ fa¢e you'd noti¢e are dead, flat, murky eye$. He doe$n't have a hint of anger, or ¢ruelty. Ju$t, hollo₩ne$$. $ugge$ting that ₱erha₱$ ₱art$ of him rotted a₩ay age$ ago, re₱la¢ed by ₱ure animali$ti¢ logi¢ and arithmeti¢. He look$ at you the ₩ay an auditor look$ at a re¢ently-di$¢overed fraud$ter. Hi$ fin$ have been tattooed over, ¢aegar in$₱ired ₱attern$ in ₱it¢h bla¢k. ¢urling line$ and im₱erial i¢onogra₱hy $ho₩ a dee₱ love for hi$ finan¢e$. Almo$t like a ₩ar$hi₱'$ heraldry, he ₱roudly di$₱lay$ him$elf. Hi$ mouth i$ ₩ide, $miling, too many teeth. $everal uneven ro₩$ ₱re$$ again$t one another like he'$ never $to₱₱ed gro₩ing them. One ¢an imagine them$elve$ $uffering a terrible fate at $u¢h a ma₩. A thi¢k ¢igar i$ ₩edged through one $ide of hi$ gill$, de$₱ite the irritation. $moke leak$ from them, along$ide a ¢lear $ign of overu$e through di$¢oloration. You ¢an $mell him through the ₱hoto. $ea₩ater, toba¢¢o, and ex₱en$ive ¢ologne over the ₱ermanent $¢ent of blood. One finger hold$ an ornate $ignet ring, bearing the mark of the Em₱re$$. It i$ a de¢laration of loyalty, the kind of ring ₩orn by $omeone ₩ho ₱rofit$ ₩ith every im₱erial order and intend$ to ¢ontinue to do $o. The re$t of the finger$ ¢url around the head of a ¢ane. One meant a$ another mean$ of ¢au$ing harm rather than $u₱₱orting the troll. The thi¢k metal to it ₱ier¢ing into the ground in front of him.]

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/\ Maybe you’d be more intimidating with better dentistry /\

They ain't ornamental, airga$₱er.

/\ They’re not straight, either /\

× I Mean This Nicely. You Kinda Look Ill...? It's The Eyes ×

Kno₩n debtor$ for the re¢ord. I'm ₩illing to bet there'$ ₱lenty more. But the$e three o₩e the mo$t. @¢hitinou$Traveler @arou$edDelivery @bulge¢urator

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an aftert)(oug)(t. t)(eyre too useful to t)(e empire to leave a caged canary. )(ow do you want t)(e money wired to you.

I guess you'll pay me instead.

$end it through the ¢lo₩n$ if you ¢an $₩ing it. Ex₱e¢ting them for dinner at ¢hez Duboir.

:(((((

send me some coordinates your way and ill send t)(ree of my personal, experimental Jubilancerators from my vessel wit)( t)(e money. no funny business. except for t)(em, but t)(eyre, well, funny. )(e)(e)(.

Of ¢our$e not. I ₩ould never ¢ro$$ the ¢ro₩n. [An En¢ry₱ted Ha$h of ¢oordinate$ i$ $ent to the Em₱re$$. ₩hen re$olved, it ₩ould lead to an old ₱ier. Very dramati¢.]

== coronateCruelty )(as transpored [3] trolls to t)(e followin encrypted coordinates... == [And so t)(ey were t)(ere. Finely made makeup, elegant jester-like robes wit)( coifs and decours studded wit)( blades; and a suitcase, wit)( exactly t)(e money asked. If you take it, t)(ey will all begin collectively )(onkin t)(eir noses in jubilation. It's a little bit funny.]

[Hi$ $tooge$ ₩ould meet the ¢lo₩n$. Three Remora-like Violetblood$ led by a ¢ookie ¢utter $hark. All in ₱in$tri₱e $uit$ and grinning like they ¢an't $to₱. They hand over a ₩rit of Debt a$ ₩ell a$ the ¢ontra¢tual obligation$ of Ve$i¢a. Laying out the debt ₩a$ originally ₩a$ for about 20,000 ¢aegar, but the debt ha$ built u₱ over $₩ee₱$ due to Ve$i¢a'$ inability to be found by normal troll$.]

[T)(e exc)(ange is peaceful. T)(e suitcase is exc)(anged, and as one of t)(em pulls out an infinite )(ankerc)(ief, t)(ey spend 5 minutes pullin until t)(ey get a device t)(at sends return coordinates )(ome. Just as quickly as t)(ey came, so too, t)(ey left...] excellent business. t)(e empire will remember t)(is exc)(ange fondly. toodle-loo... and as for t)(e rest of you... Good luck.

Al₩ay$ Em₱re$$.

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Ni¢e dig$ you've got here, Land D₩eller$. A lot of familiar name$. A lot of out$tanding balan¢e$. ₩hile, I u$ually ¢olle¢t ₱rivately. Quietly. Let you kee₱ your dignity. You had the auda¢ity to flagrantly di$₱lay your a₱₱arent ₩ealth and $imultaneou$ delinquen¢y. ¢on$ider thi$ a ¢ourte$y noti¢e. If you have ever borro₩ed from me, hidden from me, ₱rofited through me, e$¢a₱ed be¢au$e of me, or $urvived on term$ I extended to your ₱er$onally... I $ugge$t you do not mi$take my arrival for anything ¢oin¢idental. I'm here be¢au$e I $mell your ¢o₩ardly blood. An omen you ¢ouldn't have forgotten.

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Hello there, little thing. You ain't familiar to me. ¢on$ider borro₩ing ₩hen the time i$ right.

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