Seacrash Aurummaw
@leviathanLedger
$ettle your debt$ for a pri¢e. ¢all me anytime. ((Art by SpookyPoopet on Discord))
Funny numbers at it again,,, hrrkk,,,heheehe
₩hat'$ $o funny, hm?
UHM!!! like!!! y☘︎u kn☘︎w!!! ah hah a uhmm,,,,, y☘︎ung pe☘︎ple numbers!!!!! that are funny!!!!!
But ₩hy?
+|-=[} 69 is a sex position #nsfw {]=-|+
I ₩ill a$k your ex₱erti$e ₩hen I reque$t it.
L☘︎☘︎ks like s☘︎me☘︎ne answered y☘︎u ☘︎n the first ☘︎neee hah haah ahha hahahaa,,,ahaha,,,,,,ah,,,,,,,,, the sec☘︎nd ☘︎ne is like, just a dumb number that d☘︎esn't really mean anything X{{{{{
And you find intima¢y a $ubje¢t of humor?
N☘︎N☘︎N☘︎N☘︎N☘︎N☘︎N☘︎N☘︎N☘︎N☘︎N☘︎!!!!! JUST THE NUMBER ITSELF!!!!
Hm. $hould I be ¢on¢erned about your ability to ¢ount ₱a$t $ixty-eight ₩hen you're handling my money, Minthe?
When y☘︎u're mean t☘︎ me this what y☘︎u're like, being mean t☘︎☘︎ BTW
Hm.
It's like, pr☘︎bably late en☘︎ugh that he w☘︎n't see it BUUUUUT!!! I g☘︎t my hands ☘︎n th☘︎se like, little cust☘︎mizable deskt☘︎p games that let y☘︎u have cute little guys d☘︎ stuff ☘︎n y☘︎ur screen and erhmmmm, t☘︎tally didn't spend the better part ☘︎f my evening messing ar☘︎und with it x}}}} LIKE!!!! L☘︎☘︎K AT H☘︎W CUTE THIS IS!!!! Like ☘︎kay, I diiiiid have t☘︎ like, draw cust☘︎m stuff cuz ykn☘︎, my b☘︎ss is kind ☘︎f hard t☘︎ recreate in these s☘︎rts ☘︎f things but it was T☘︎TALLY w☘︎rth it X}}}}}} Als☘︎ please d☘︎n't snitch ☘︎n me I think I'd actually die! N☘︎t because ☘︎f him, but because I'd die ☘︎f embarassement and never rec☘︎ver even th☘︎ugh this c☘︎uld be t☘︎tally av☘︎idable but als☘︎ I'm really happy with the eff☘︎rt I put int☘︎ this ☘︎kay??!?!?!! X{{{{
Hm.
Bah... Quadrant$ are an invention of the Moon. I $till remember the $₩eet ₱romi$e$ offered.
⚇ Those're some pretty words! ⚇
They are literal.
Bah, everything was made up by s-o-o-me-o-o-ne! The meaning is what we make it. 8)
ᐖ HOGH U PISS ME AWFF ᐛ
Ho₩ $o?
It da₩n$ on me that ₩hile you might be right, I al$o do not attribute mu¢h value to the ¢on¢e₱t. Anything given by the Moon mu$t be taken ₩ith a grain of $alt.
#dailymintheblabs this is like, g☘︎ing t☘︎ be SUCH a stupid blabs p☘︎st but,,,,, IDC WHAT ANY☘︎NE SAYS!!! MINT CH☘︎C☘︎ IS THE BEST ICE CREAM FLAV☘︎R EVER AND IF Y☘︎U SAY IT TASTES LIKE T☘︎☘︎THEPASTE Y☘︎U'RE LIKE, S☘︎ #DEAD T☘︎ ME!!!!!!!!
I'll ₩rite my obituary.
I turned my$elf in on REEF¢O ¢harge$ after de¢iding they had $₱ent enough time ₱retending they ₩ould eventually ¢ome ¢olle¢t me. I ₱ut on a good ¢oat, fini$hed breakfa$t, ₩alked into their offi¢e$, and informed the ¢lerk that I ₩a$ there to be arre$ted. They ₱ro¢e$$ed me ₱ro₱erly, read the ¢harge$ aloud, took my ₱hotogra₱h, and ₱la¢ed my belonging$ into a little bag. I ₩a$ extremely ¢oo₱erative. To be frank, it ₩a$ a bit romanti¢ized in $ome yarn$ $₱un after. No, I did not have 'tea' ₩ith Hi$ Honorable Tyranny, nor did I fa¢e a dozen Legi$la¢erator$ in Gladiatorial Ju$ti¢e. No, for a₱₱roximately $ix hour$, the Alternian Em₱ire $u¢¢e$$fully in¢ar¢erated $ea¢ra$h Aurumma₩. Then the Fu¢h$ian ¢ourt intervened, and the ¢a$e ₩a$ ami¢ably dro₱₱ed under dire¢t order from the Em₱re$$ her$elf. My ¢oun$el never even got the o₱₱ortunity to argue juri$di¢tion, eviden¢e, or ₩hether $everal alleged a¢t$ of ¢oer¢ion ₩ere $im₱ly ¢ontra¢t$ ₩ho$e benefi¢iarie$ had develo₱ed regret. I ₩a$ returned my ¢oat, my ₩allet, my ¢ufflink$, three unidentified key$, and the re¢ei₱t for everything they had tem₱orarily believed belonged to them. One of the offi¢er$ a₱ologized for the in¢onvenien¢e. But it ₩a$ no in¢onvenien¢e at all. The REEF¢O Inve$tigator$ had follo₩ed ₱ro¢edure, I had follo₩ed ₱ro¢edure, and the ¢ourt had follo₩ed ₱ro¢edure. The Em₱re$$ follo₩ed ₱ro¢edure. That'$ ₩hat'$ lovely about in$titution$. ₩hen you under$tand ₩ho i$ ₱ermi$$ive ₩ithin them, they are remarkably $im₱le. REEF¢O never brought tho$e ¢harge$ again. I $ent them a bottle after₩ard, and they ke₱t it, $o I a$$ume ₩e $ettled. #$ub$tan¢e
TCH. YOU THINK YOU ARE UNTOUCHABLE. MAYBE SO. BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS TO TOUCH. AND TAKE. AND BREAK. #SUGGESTIVE.
$truggling finan¢ially again, Damara? You ¢an al₩ay$ ju$t ₱ay me ba¢k.
⧃ Thirty more drinks down the gullet. #substance Not literally, but I wish. That would keep me in check.
$o, that'$ ho₩ you handle being 'Mr. Ozata₱.' I ¢an't ki¢k you too mu¢h ₩hile you're do₩n, $o I'll ₱our one in your memory. #$ub$tan¢e
⧃ I'm returning to work in a couple of nights. That's all you should be concerned with.
Right. Gotta kee₱ earning, don't you? I'll be by.
#dailymintheblabs time!! Back fr☘︎m the arcade and had S☘︎ much fun!! x} G☘︎t a bunch ☘︎f little trinkets I really wanted, and a few extra's t☘︎ give ☘︎ut eventually heehee!! but als☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ @leviathanLedger check it ☘︎ut b☘︎ss!! I g☘︎t a little guy that t☘︎tally l☘︎☘︎ks like y☘︎u! :}}
Hardly.
A brief reminder regarding ho$₱itality. If a troll i$ eating at my table, ₩orking beneath my roof, drinking on my tab, or other₩i$e enjoying the benefit of my good gra¢e$, I ex₱e¢t them returned in roughly the $ame ¢ondition I left them. Thi$ i$n't $entimentality. Damaged ₱ro₱erty require$ an a₱₱rai$al. ¢om₱en$ation, you under$tand.
Totally unrelated to whatever era-typical nonsense you're runnin' up on centerfeed, can I just say that I'm seriously fucking with the hilarious twist that is your badge display? I can appreciate that even the most brash and shameless fiends can proudly display that they're fuckin' with bear sentimentality, it's like watching an unabashed capitalist slow down in his efforts to mow down a forest chock full of endangered animals and go "hey, this rose smells pretty good, and I'm lowkey kinda jacked, fat, and ready to play, rawr", before continuing his crusade against all of God's littlest critters.
A man may a₱₱re¢iate a $turdy build, an endangered $₱e¢ie$, and the ₱rofitable develo₱ment of it$ habitat ₩ithout $uffering any ¢ontradi¢tion ₩hat$oever. I ¢ontain multitude$, Dirk. $ome of them have ex¢ellent ta$te in ₱re$entation.
Blehh,,, I MISS Y☘︎U @ard☘︎urC☘︎rvidae !!!! Wheres my bestie c☘︎-w☘︎rker at when I need t☘︎ g☘︎ssip ab☘︎ut the players at my table!!! x{{{{
There'll be another ₱oker night $ooner than you think.
If I was like, a little critter, what w☘︎uld I be??
₱itiful.
#dailymintheblabs ☘︎f the day issssssss,,,,uhhhmmmm, w☘︎w I like, d☘︎n't kn☘︎w :{{{ AHHHH uhm uh!!!! SH☘︎W ME Y☘︎UR LUSII I WANNA SEE CUTE CRITTERS!!!
I ₩a$ manife$ted before the $o¢ial ideal of a lu$u$.
"My new bitch yellow. She bllow that dick llike a cello" First of all, Not a woodwind instrument. #NSFW
I$ that your ₱rimary gri₱e?