Jane Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
CEO. Maid of Life. Opinions expressed herein are my own and do not necessarily represent the official views or policies of the organization with which I am affiliated. Status: In the office.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
yoU had to know this was coming, love.
how do you know. HOW DO YOU MOTHER FUCKING KNOW ABOUT IT.
the writing was on the wall. do yoU think i coUldn't piece it together?
she told you. OR MAYBE JAKE DID. or that mother fucking bitch roxy. WHO TOLD YOU. how dare you mother fucking rub it in my face like this. YOU'RE MY BABY CALLIE. i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you.
it will be coUntless millenia before yoU're that troll, lUv. believe what yoU want to believe. anyone coUld see it wasn't stable.
I DON'T MOTHER FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I ALREADY WAS. i did done it all. WHY DO YOU HATE ME. what did i mother fucking do. WHY DID SHE TELL YOU.
SHUT UP.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK TO HIM THAT WAY. HE DID HIS BEST WITH YOU.
@gutsyGumshoe has decided to unleash her ex kismesis(slanderous) Gamzee on an unsuspecting planet. I knew she was built for conquest.
Kismesis.
... It's fine. Who even knows anymore. It doesn't matter. :| It's all predicated upon that very prefix anyhow.
@gutsyGumshoe look what i found. HONK HONK. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b3940d7c50.jpeg
... Where did you get that.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
I AM NOT WITH GRUB!
Oh my god.
- I'M NOT GIVING HER MY SLURRY YOU HILARIOUS JOKESTER. LOL. HAHAHAAH. NO! I AM TOTALLY NOT GETTING HER HUMAN PREGNANT, BRO. 🤣🤣🤣
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lookin good!!! LMAO :)) kinda um.... bridal tho
What? No. It's a light silver. You'd have to see it in person.
wwhat wwere wwe fightin about again
I don't know. Who cares. Everything is terrible.
FUCK YOU!!!!!
｢kekeke~~ i'll have to read more uchūjin doujin! these kyutieful girls... megane-san has sinprongs!(o´・∀・)o｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: uchūjin means alien, like the full-figured pinkyute gyirls! doujin means special eastern manga kekeke~.]
Oh you are so annoying.
Hold the phone. ... Let him speak.
kiki my fat neet ass im so fucking upset right now (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, this war never ends, #mywar, archive rating: E)
This WAR? I beg your pardon????
MILLIONS HAVE PERISHED. ON THE FRONT LINES OF THE #DIRKJAKE #JAKEDIRK WARS. MOSTLY MY DOOMED TIMECLONES. WHOEVER THEY CAN ROPE IN. AND ARACHAN’S GHOSTS. PLUS WHATEVER DEFECTORS MY SIDE HAS BLED OVER. THIS IS SERIOUS. INTERPLANETARY. TIME AND SPACE RENDING. GALACTIC SPACE OPERA SHIPPER BATTLE. WE WILL NOT LAY DOWN OUR ARMS. WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER. UNTIL THE #JAKEDIRK FORCES. ADMIT THE TRUTH OF #DIRKJAKE. THAT MY BIAS. IS NOT THE BOTTOM!!!!
Ok sure why the hell not. ... I am a touch perplexed as to how or why some additional authority or dignity might be assigned to the ROLE within the dalliance. You're already having sex with another man. What's the darn difference. #nsfw I guess.
“EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT #SEX. EXCEPT #SEX. WHICH IS ABOUT #POWER.” -GENIUS AND PHILOSOPHER. TROLL LADY GAGA. THE CRUCIAL DIFFERENCE. AS IN #BUSINESS. #SPORTS. AND #WAR. IS WHO IS VICTORIOUS. AND WHO IS #BITCHED. #NSFW.
Ok, now I do understand.
I boot scootin boogied my rear end all the way down to janes side of town for a little theeway gossip gaggle between @ me @terminallyCapricious#2753 and @gutsyGumshoe and midway through round two of checkering it up she was spent! Sweating harder than a race horse in the carolina summertime she hoofed it off to some fancy lowdown hollering "i have to go i cant last any longer!" and left me and my bro gamzee touching darn thighs like two dudes in a very friendly sauna. And now were in the jacuzzi and i dunno what happened im kinda sticky.
YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME YET AGAIN. STAY YOUR MALLEABLE NOGGIN AT HOME. I HOPE HE JABS A THUMB INTO YOUR SOFT SPOT. I HAVE... I HAVE SOMEONE I HAVE TO SEE!!! X(
@golgothasTerror Is bringing a surprise guest over for an evening rendezvous. I must admit, after the week I've had it will be nice to put my legs up and unwind. Hopefully his taste in secondary company rivals his primary.
The whatblowing double what.
>([o# man s#e dont even know w#at s#es gettin in2 girl better bring an extra bottle of oil just in case]
My kitchen is more than stocked.