Jane Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
CEO. Maid of Life. Opinions expressed herein are my own and do not necessarily represent the official views or policies of the organization with which I am affiliated. Status: In the office.
Nobody says "seize him" anymore.
Speak for yourself!
And then they're like UNHAND ME AT ONCE! and you get to be like. "Remove this interloper from my sight."
What is odd about the phrasing of this altercation.
I shit talked all of these horrid Creepy Pastas just to summon them.
Why would you invoke this.
LAST DUMBSHIT IMPULSE POST I MAKE BEFORE I LOG THE HELL OFF. IF I WAKE UP TO 1000 KULT (NOT FUCKING HAPPENING), I'LL POST SPHERES.
Just saw this.
In the Crockercorp HQ test kitchen trying to be nice about the recipe I am ABSOLUTELY rejecting later. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d09195f5621f.png
(Mmmm) Havve they tried making this one (This one, girl) https://wwwwww.bettycrocker.com/recipes/easy-cake-mix-pumpkin-cookies/11aa94b8-65e3-4238-b40d-a02738c6d11e - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
TEST kitchen. For NEW recipes, Bruno.
hAHA THIS, iS FUN, @GUTSYgUMSHOE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D9256DB93BA7.JPG
You can't pick Jirachi.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
Jeff the Killer in my notifications and he's mediating me. HE'S mediating ME? I believe some reorganization of priorities are in order, here, Jeff.
man jeff the kIllEr can rEAct hOwevEr the fuck he wants hes jeff the kIllEr
I don't think I can STOP him, necessarily, but I think I'm justified in offering a little bit of feedback here!
A #personalpost unrelated to official matters. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/13e808cfa613.png
B33 < only purrson who i can appurreciate having a gumshoos
... Thank you.
Honestly at this point its just upgrading at this point First it's people being killed on stage, then a bomb, then a ability that will probably ruin the whole planet #eridanweek
What. I haven't even announced the latter yet. Wait, what are YOU talking about.
HMPH.
That bad huh Trust me nothing is going to happen at all. Though I will admit somethinh I paid slick the ruin the bouncy castle.
You just went on the list.
Don't worry about it.
The @newsPaper said @spadesSlick is dead so guess who's legitimately the new leader of the midnight crew? ME.
Haven't I heard this somewhere before? :B
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
The whole she*BANG* (get it) with the oil and the bomb had this joint smelling like a couple of hot kebabs.
Yes, the odor was wretched.
You're welcome.
Are those twvo human fellas from the ring last night on chittr? I got a business proposition for ‘em… #eridanweek
@golgothasTerror @timaeusTestified#0414
No. I planned, sponsored and hosted the event. I also own the venue. But I didn't attend. I had to take a journey of my own to procure the necessary implement for tonight's events.
Oh? In that case, guess I owve you my thanks. You must be a person of excellent taste. …What’s on for tonight?
You're very welcome. I am, as it so happens. ... Announcement soon to come.
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Please enjoy the alternative enrichment of #nothingweek sponsored by CROCKERCORP! Your endorsement compensation is on the way, Kankri. It is truly a pleasure doing business with you.
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He's such a kidder, this one.