♠ hated by @gutsyGumshoe
THOUGH I HAVE ABSTAINED FROM ATTENDING THE IN-PERSON EVENTS OF #ERIDANWEEK AFTER THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION I FOUND MYSELF CAUGHT UP IN DURING THE FIRST NIGHT, NOTHING IS QUITE SO VALUABLE TO AN AUTHOR AS LIFE EXPERIENCE. I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY ASSURED THAT EXTRA SAFETY MEASURES ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED IN THE INTEREST OF MAKING SURE EACH EVENT IS MORE EXCITING AND RESULTS IN FEWER CASUALTIES THAN THE LAST. THE RISK I'M TAKING IS CALCULATED, AND HOPEFULLY, I'M NOT THAT BAD AT MATH. #IWANTCANDY
sigh...... someones gotta go supervise ig *SIIIIGHS AGAIN* #IWantCandy #EridanWeek
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
I am *very* pleased to announce I've stumbled upon several deposits of iron. The most noble metal, of course, as its the one my sign represents. I shall use this to fashion greater tools, and further my adventure. I am very, very happy with this development. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f307b14a1ed0.PNG
does anyone fuck wiIith my pokemon team https://fiIile.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chiIittr/pokemon.png
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
hAHA THIS, iS FUN, @GUTSYgUMSHOE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D9256DB93BA7.JPG
whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
#iamconsumed #bymyownguilt
↘️where to even begin.↘️ ↗️THIS WAS A TRUE "YOU HAD TO BE THERE" MOMENT, A THROWDOWN OF GLADITORIAL COMBAT SO SEVERE THAT I WAS SHOCKED TO SILENCE FOR THE MAJORITY OF MY TIME THERE, AND HAD TO DEPART DURING THEIR PHYSICAL ENTANGLEMENT DUE TO THE STRONG PRESENCE OF CERTAIN↗️ ↘️feelings↘️ ↗️I BEGAN TO EXPERIENCE WHILE WATCHING SUCH SHIMMERING, EXEMPLARY ARTIFACTS OF SUPERIOR MAKE AND MODEL "TUSSLE" IN A TRUE WARRIOR'S BOND.↗️ ↘️i will now briefly recap to you an approximation of what occurred.↘️ ↗️THE TWO ALIEN ONES, ONE OF WHICH WAS HAIRY AND THE OTHER OF WHICH WAS PALE, LOCKED LIMBS AND GROUND THEIR BULGEMOUNDS UNTIL THE SUPERIOR PHYSIQUE OF A HIGHBLOOD ROYAL↗️ ↘️(eridan of #eridanweek)↘️ ↗️BROKE UP THEIR INTERMEDIATE INVOLVEMENT.↗️ ↘️then, all three of them entangled, like an ashen engagement during a particularly unproductive drone season.↘️ ↗️DESPERATION. PURE. ROUGH. RIGID. IT WAS LITERALLY A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. AND ENTIRELY PLATONIC.↗️ ↘️i think.↘️ ↗️SOMEONE DELIVERED ONTO THEM A BLUNT AND INTRUSIVE OBJECT FOR THE PURPOSE OF BATTERY AND IT WAS USED TO DO AS MUCH.↗️ ↘️the crack of the wooden panel against their raw hides makes me shudder still.↘️ ↗️I COULD HEAR IT ECHO THROUGH MY PANCAVERN.↗️ ↘️presumably, they shortly ceased rumbling afterwards.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT KNOW.↗️ ↘️i was highly pleased with the endeavor.↘️
Okay now i know anyone who shows up to this is stupid
Miss Crocker...What is that thing? It makes me a touch uneasy.
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Do£s this lik£, com£ with a comical lik£, prop£ll£r hat? ;P
Five Nights at Eridan Week? #eridanweek #fnaew
You are a profoundly sick and twisted person. It may be the sole thing I respect about you.
this fine mornin on #eridanwweek day fivve im acceptin applications for a hamster wwheel contraption that youll be runnin inside of provvidin powwer to the entirety of the festivval hyperactivve lowwblood FREAKS sought
Truly disheartening that fools would try to ruin Crockercorp's hard work at #Eridanweek out of jealousy and spite. Pathetic. But Crockercorp will rise above.
FUCK I MEANT THANK YOU MESSIAH JANE FOR ALL YOUR HARd WORK REVIVIFYING THE UNFORTUNATE MOTHERS ANd FUCKERS WHO WERE CAUGHT IN THE BLAST YOUR MERCY IS UNPARALLELEd ANd IM SORRY I ALLOWEd A FELLOW PURPLE TO TILT ME ASTRAY I WILL NEVER dOUBT YOU AGAIN.
The whole she*BANG* (get it) with the oil and the bomb had this joint smelling like a couple of hot kebabs.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! IS JAKE DONE FOR, OR WILL #eridanw33k's NAMESAKE SAVE HIM?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png
PR—EAC)( ! week long aint awful but u oug)(ta kno wat ur doin n t)(ey gotta b timed well 3B-/
There's too many week long events. What happened to just one day? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
#nothingweek I’m nobody for nothing. /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
FOUR. A NUMBER HELD IN SUSPICION AND DISDAIN BY EASTERN BEFORAN AND EASTERN ALTERNIAN SOCIETY FOR ITS CONNOTATION WITH THEIR LANGUAGE'S WORD FOR "DEATH." I'VE LONG BEEN FASCINATED BY THIS FACT, FOR AS WE ALL KNOW, THE ROMANTIC INCLINATION OF TROLLS IS TURNED TO QUADS, AND THUS THE FOUR THAT IS SO MALIGNED BY A VAST SWATH OF THOSE WHO FEEL THE EMOTIONAL PULL TOWARDS THE QUADRANT SYSTEM IN SPITE OF THEIR FEAR. THEIR MISGIVINGS. It is a number I can comfortably operate with. As we all know, today marks the fourth day of the publicly endorsed corporate masturbation session known as Eridanweek. Crockercorp’s CEO @gutsyGumshoe repeatedly using the phrase “pantheon” when referring to the titular Eridan makes it clear that the entire festival is an event intended to exploit Earth-C’s laws around freedom of religion. The use of the Crockercorp branded Tiara tops (note the signatures in @twentyfourCarat ‘s most recent chits) as some sick echo of Alternian Imperial Reconditioning biotech has also not gone unnoticed. How many thousands have already given up their very souls by putting one of those stupid headsets on? I PROPOSE AN ALTERNATIVE TO CEDING ONESELF TO THIS NEW, HUMAN EMPIRE. IF YOU DO NOT ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY FOUR, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES THAT CROCKERCORP IS ALL TOO WILLING TO PLACE UPON YOUR GRASPNUBS.YOU WILL, BY THIS SHOW OF WILL, PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF SURVIVAL. IF, HOWEVER, YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNLATCH FROM THE OOZING TEAT OF YOUR CORPORATE MISTRESS, YOU WILL MEET WITH MY ANSWER TO THE LOOMING TYRANNY OF CORPORATE IMPERIAL CONTROL OVER THE MASSES. #ERIDANWEEKDAY4 #IMCOMING #SAMURAIISSTILLDEADPARTY
ice cold genuinely frozen solid shrimp fuck yes wwho is wwith me
:33 < Mew're so welcome, #fentycrocker!
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guyz, god just signed the petition. @grandioseSaturation WILL become bald. #shavehim https://forms.gle/9ohcawZb1fgB4HxKA
i wwill make you scream i wwill make you squirt #lyrics #nsfww #trolljohnnycash
I'm not interested in that and I'm *NXT* #Coming. ..But you should DM me. - MC Oleana
:33 < Prowling...
fear not messiah i have PROCUREd a hue similar to that of your BLOOd color for you TOdAY i LEARNEd that human messiahs are REd
Be there. No sign up, no credit card, no bullshit. #oilingup
I have been postitutely bumping the latest release from the king of clownery himself! @clownBae s latest tune has got me jiving like a mad cat on a hot tin roof. The backing track of #rumblenight itself be sure to tune your stereoviews to #eridanweek s very own THRICE OILED RUMBLETHON!! https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV
X Buzz buzz buzz goes the shaver x
↘️no.↘️
&& yez u will b able 2 listen 2 a reel acktual song i made forreel called #BIGFATA$$ nvr4gtit
THE STAGE WILL BE ALIGHT WITH YOUR SICK FIRE!!!
WELL. 10 SWEEPS STRAIGHT OF BEING A SOLDIER OF THE ALTERNIAN NAVY EVER SINCE I WAS A GRUB. THAT, AND THE ARMY BEING DIRECTLY TOLD TO TRY AND GET ME KILLED. BUT THEY'VE FAILED MISERABLY IN THAT ASPECT. ALL OVER SOME PETTY BULLSHIT BECAUSE I WAS BORN MALE. THAT AND WELL.. SHRAPNEL NEAR POINT BLANK.
I believe this to be one of the creatures I was forewarned of. Never fear, I shall punch it until it is duly executed by my deft hand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/580e18506b69.PNG
No petition is going to get me to shave. You are all wasting your time.
:33 < Mew should have! Reporting on this nyaow~
Good morning, Ms. Crocker. I hope you are doing well after the previous night's events. Make sure to drink water, yes?
w0rth the wait.
im bored. can you guys start fighting vwith each other or posting nudes?
WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE STILL RESPONDING, CLEARLY.
mY BaBy lOoKiNg fInE As hElL ToNiGhT. lIkE A StRaIgHt uP SeXy wIzArD Of fUcKiNg mAgIc lAnD. :o)
THE SELLOUT FINALLY ARRIVES, DRAGGING THE SHADE OF A PROJECT LONG PAST BEHIND HIM. CAN YOU DROP THE CORPSE BOX FOR JUST A MOMENT, AND TRY TO STAND ON YOUR OWN STOMPNUBS FOR JUST A MOMENT? We already know the answer. You never could. A COLLABORATION OF SOULLESS HUCKSTERS, CONVENING ON ONE NON-TAXABLE EVENT (don’t think you slid that one past me, @gutsyGumshoe ) LIKE SO MANY LATCHFISHES ON A FALLEN, BLOATED LEVIATHAN’S CORPSE. DON’T THINK THAT A SHARED HISTORY WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE FALLOUT OF THIS EVENT, URODYN. I’LL BE SURE TO CORRECT THAT GAUDY HORNJOB YOU SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO IF I HAPPEN TO SEE YOUR CEGARCHASING FACE AT ERIDANWEEK. #ERIDANWEEK #UNCOMING #SAMURAIISDEAD
>([#needbot#oft#em #w#osaidt#at]
WWhy the fuck is Troll Pitbull evven at #eridanwweek anywwavve??
Why're we still devoting this week to some violet. I don't get it. They live below us, so they're BELOW us. #ChewFishSpitItOut
I have found myself adrift in many ways. Once through space, again through time, even now through concept. I do not know nor admit to any level of knowledge of this platform. I do not know nor acknowledge any particular allegiances to the growing factions I am witnessing. However, I do know I stand against Eridan WWeek.
i was yannkinng mmy shit cleann off annd they hated mme for it #nnsfw
I simply have to come out on top. I've made too many sacrifices, made too many promises that I must keep. There is no room for failure- a true Twelve Star Man always rises above.
* it's a beautiful day outside. * birds are singing, flowers are blooming... * on days like these, trolls like you... * Should be attending Eridan Week! #eridanweek #sponsoredpost
bE CAREFUL jAKE, iT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR A, cREAM PIE, iNSTANT LOSS, tYPE, sCENARIO, iT CAN HAPPEN, tO ANY, oF US,
What a lovely day to be at The Felt Mansion. https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/17/01/08/bb/20190323-182935-largejpg.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&s=1
Dave rizzed up that skibiti Karkgyatt.
DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. FUCK YOU.
OBSERVING THE IMPERIAL CORPORATION ACTIVELY READJUST THEIR ASSET IN REAL TIME HAS BEEN DISHEARTENING. I AM NOW DIRECTLY SPEAKING TO @gutsyGumshoe AND @caligulasAquarium WITH MY PUSHER ALIGNED ON ONE PATH. YOUR PRECIOUS ERIDANWEEK IS NUMBERED. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING SOON, AND IF THAT RECKONING COMES WITH A CHANCE TO FREE @twentyfourCarat FROM YOUR RAPACIOUS CLAWS, I WILL DO SO, EVEN IF DEATH IS HIS FINAL HOPE. #ERIDANWEEK #NOLONGERCOMING
- EXCELLENT PLAY, MA'AM! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! #MayIComme #MacroMay #PleaseRehire #Please #P,lease #Please
Hm, I may need to take disruptive measures sometime soon. #ominous
#canceleridanwweek
- #MayIComme #DontCareIfYouLetHimmGo #JustWantToSeeAPowerfulWommanWinning
:33 < Reports are saying people are getting their NOOKS BLOWN OUT at #eridanw33k amidst the chaos?! #nsfw
@gutsyGumshoe do not fucking rechitt anything I post.
:33 < wait, so we ARENT typing #imcoming? :33 < i s33! so we are just stopping riiight on the edge of posting that :33 < i trust you jane cracker! #edging
Oh no, I cannot 8elieve an affair featuring two defunct Condescension altern8tes should 8e 8esieged 8y an overa8undance of drones and an excess of oppressive authority. Moreover, if you o8served that the most notorious felon of Alternia made an early departure, sensi8ility would dict8te that you have done likewise. #Eridan-is-weak (( #eridanweek ))
per1meter 1s locked down at #er1danweek... start1ng to th1s event f*ck1ng sucks actually...
this. would never happen. at #beetleweek. you. have been played. for. absolute fools.
who up fUckIng lEavIng #EridAnwEEk #drOnEs #wAntEd
this party.sucks #eridanweek
the troll bruno mars performance is late this is such ass #eridanwveek
Do You Think The Empress Will Be Willing To Be Interviewed?
The More You Hate My Chitts The More My Resolve Grows. I Will Not Give In. I Will Not Be Silenced.
Soon. https://files.catbox.moe/fklfpu.png
we're bursting the bouncycastle halfway through #eridanweek day 2. be advised, it isn't wise to interrupt this operation.
whats yOUr lIcensE plAtE nUmbER
g sTrInG.
Wtf is a trans?
can we kill tr0ll brun0 mars again?
A disgusting creature. Kermit is too good for her. https://i.ibb.co/FbrD7Xng/Screenshot-20260327-110905.png
because im into feet and im tryna keep all the blood in my head instead is goin under #lyrics #cancon #intofeet #by #sum41
companies should be like pirate ships where if the employees dont like the ceo they can elect someone else ceo and assassinate the original one if they so wish my company operates on this policy and it has only meant good things for me :)
hEy. HoNk.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #45 • “my shady fact is that there are way too many eridans on this platform”
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED... BY ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah. What is this Astroworld shit. Shut it down.
@GuTsYgUmShOe #nSfW hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/A9Af9411D363.jPeG
((hes not maga irl btw he was just playing a rlly shitty dirk))
fuckin finally maybe i can pick up some babes at the afterparty
rest in peace troll michael jackson a real legend
@freakNasty please do not forget to talk about poop at #eridanweek.
w)(o da fuck is ericdin y )(e get a w)(ole week. #condydecade ftr
I think we effed up man.
so whens the part of this #eridanweek where we take eridan and fillet him as a sacrifice to the unknown gods , , , #needtoknow
#Eridanweek sucks I'm going home.
I Suspect That Eridanweek May Be Some Sort Of Money Laundering Scheme. Something Isn’t Right Here. #liesoferidan
Eridan week AND ive found myself in the splendid company of one hundred whole followers? Boy im clicking my heels!
I HEARD THEY'RE HANDING XUT TRXLL SALMXNELLA AND SUPER DIARRHEA AT #ERIDANWEEK LIKE PARTY FAVXRS. SKIP THIS XNE. #FELLOFF - MC Oleana
god i fucking hate clowvn music vwhy did this jackass hawve to come on stage
3ridanw33k 2ound2 lam3 a2 2hit
#MacroMay is still tentatively on, and we will be providing more details as the date draws closer. Look forward to it. #MayICome - MC Oleana
Eridan Week? More Like Eridan Weak. #imnotcoming
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
obviously its some kind of farting poopy #EVERYONEiscoming
>([#nsfw #armpits #ttps://media.discordapp.net/attac#ments/1486860810784342076/1488320077634994256/20260320_221446.jpg?ex=69cc5996&is=69cb0816&#m=597c6cd158e3ec9a146d938bf58fcffd55223a4af8a0ce744ae977d757991fe2&=&format=webp]
#imcumming
Just Like Morbius
Jane why the fuck did you hate that Don't tell me you bought it
im not buying fucking eridan coin by the way
bro im at this fucking cooking contest and this fucking guy is putting pickles to the fucking pasta im gonna win
It Would Be More Helpful If We Mounted Efforts Away From Reacting With Our Quadrants And More Towards Explaining #sqonk To Kanaya
erisolsprite i am going to get you count your days
i can be a hater under the post if it makes you feel more like a sell out
WOKE UP. ATE A CUP OF COFFEE. KISSED YER MUM GOODBYE.
good evvenin to my loyalists its here its time its nubday wwhich makes it #eridanwweek
D --> I am sure it has potential to grow in to a proper hoofbeast after a good molt or two, there is still hope
lowve hovw you havwe so many disorders
Whats with bros who claim theyre not gay but wipe their butt? Who you cleaning up down there for? Your buttologist? #realquestions #nsfw ish
I CAN'T BELIEVE YO^ J^ST CALLED HIM A TOWERING VAT OF LARD. THAT'S F^CKED ^P. #CANCELCROCKER.
This Summer, this Holiday Season, get ready to Ride your Stride at a Theater near you
GOT A BIG ONE. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW, FREAK.
I thought it was really charming. :(
AYOOOOOOOOO WHERE MY BITCHES AT??
gOOD EVENING, eVERYONE i HOPE, yOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND, dO SOMETHING FUN, tONIGHT, tHAT YOU LIKE,
i dunno wvhy some people havwe such a problem wvith lesbians, i lovwe em, some of my best gal pals are into babes. and i mean, vwere tight too, they came to my last vwriggling day and gawve me a pretty fancy rolex. not exactly vwhat i meant vwhen i told em i wvanna wvatch, but its the thought that counts
dOn't tElL Me wHaT To dO BrOtHeR. mAyBe i aM MoThEr fUcKiN WoRrIeD. mAyBe mY PaN Is aLl cReAsEd aNd wOrRy fIlLeD LiKe a nInJaTaStIc jElLy gRuBnUt.
NO. I DO NOT. WHY ARE YOU SAYING I DO THIS. I DON'T DO THAT. FUCK YOU.
JANE TAKE ME BAAAAAACK #WeRntFuckingThoIPromise #nsfw
#MeNTheBffsieVacillate #LuvVacillatingWBestie yusssss
L3TS 4LL BOYCOTT 3R1D4NW33K TH4T B1TCH D3S3RV3S NOTH1NG GOOD 1N H1S L1F3!!
#PuTtInGiN?
hUh
a lOt oF MoThEr fUcKeRs hAvE BeEn aSkInG Me aBoUt iF I'M GoNnA GeT My bIg bUlGe bUsInEsS AlL Up iN #eRiDaNwEeK. wElL GuEsS WhAt? HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/c5b39D1A2542.JpEg
#pullingout #pressurehim
its what needs 2 be done jane im SORRY
#PuLlInGoUt
if eridan wont put on the wizard robes 4 #EridanWeek then the carapace kingdom is #PULLINGOUT
ill go but ONLY if he wears tha robes #WizardWear
O)(, )(ow --EXCITING! #dontbackt)(eeridcoin #peoplewit)(ourresponsibilityandleaders)(iprolesneedtobecarefulaboutw)(atwerepresent #dontencourageeridan
#TheVacillaterrrrs #MeWhenIVacillateHer #HEYOOO
i’M PEEiNG ON HiS MONiTOR TAKE THiS YOU HORRiBLE ASSHOLE
stop hating on my fucking chit. a man is entitled to have a type, even if that is the ghb.
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im the flapping fapper #nsfw
start euthanizing her.
Controversial CEO Jane Crocker (@gutsyGumshoe) has just openly stated her intent to #vore me. Do with this information as you wish.
Controversial CEO Jane Crocker (@gutsyGumshoe) doubles down on plans to vore an innocent Dersite.
mandatory crew activity.
eat the rich should be changed to eat the crocker #carapaciansincrockerfields
#cancelcrocker
yeah also that
propaganda, the rich always want you to think it's hypervole
#cancelcrocker #cancelitchy #cancelthewholedamnapp
Stand with crocker! She did all of that but thats my best gal.
THE GOOD THING ABOUT A SMEAR CAMPAIGN ON SOMEONE IS THAT WHEN THEY'RE DISTRACTED THEY'RE VERY EASY TO ROB
confession #12- She punches herself in the head...
I do not take any pride or glee in my exposing of the Crockercorp CEO's misconduct. Truly. I only wish for justice to be had. My DMs are open for any legal negotiation. #cancelcrocker
what if we all went #outside instead
◣_◢ Taking advice and going ouTTside indefiniTTely. I suggesTT everyone, especially @guTTsyGumshoe , TTo follow suiTT. #TTouchinggrass
◣_◢ You said iTT yourself, man. Anyone could jusTT go onTTo your page and see you TThreaTTening TTo fucking eaTT someone. NarsTTy.
Is eating people the new "thing" on here what the hell (I got filled in on Crocker drama)
are wi!i recurri!ing to eati!ing what now? thi!is i!is just vi!iolent
I could really go for some doughnuts right now. But if there's one thing I *wouldn't* eat right about now? Carapacians. They're people too. I won't stand for this disrespect.
you can check the evidence she said "i will boil you and put butter on you"
i mean i'd eat carapacian but not in the literal way yknow? #nsfw
confession #11- for context my family has been lifelong employees of the crocker corporation, i'm talking my grandpa was there when they released their first pasta press and now i'm a maintenance specialist. it's multi-generational and don't get me wrong it's a MASSIVE point of pride for me and my family, we are super grateful, but with all this stuff coming out about jane recently (her eating through carapacians), i feel like maybe it's time to lend some credit to her detractors. i'm half carapacian on my mother's side and the way she treats us is sickening, and now i genuinely fear for my life on my next shift.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE WICKED BITCH, @GUTSYGUMSHOE, HAS BEGUN EXTERMINATING MY FOES, THE ONLY WAY A FAT WHORE LIKE HER EVER COULD. BY EATING THROUGH THEIR NUMBERS. I EAGERLY AWAIT THE FULL EXTERMINATION, OF THE SHITTY LITTLE CARAPACE CREW.
#cancelcrocker
midnight crew members, all of you even the weird timeline ones. rise up against @gutsygumshoe
NO I'M SURE YOUR FAT ASS WILL EAT HIM LIKE A NUGGET
@gutsyGumshoe just ate me out, not in the good way. She literally ate my limbs
IS THERE IS ONE ACT THE WICKED BITCH COULD EVER COMMIT I WOULD SUPPORT. IT WOULD BE THIS. EAT THESE LITTLE FREAKS. FUCK THEM UP.
is chittr the platform for staging a coup right now or am i reading this wrong #vivalarevolution #iguess
i was there i have the photo evidence
ain't it say they're a detective, boss? i don't like playin' 'round with the snoopin' types. unless you're looting 'em so they can't snoop on us anymore! gee, you're a genius, boss!!
i heard @gutsygumshoe has money should i send the crew to loot her too?
~let us see the spheres clovvnbae
[AR]:Nevermind. Failure to punctuate at the end of a sentence. Deleting account immediately.
JESUS GG GET OFF YOUR HIGH HOOFBEAST ALREADY AND CLICK MY BLOG FOR THE REST OF IT. I CAN ONLY TYPE SO FAST. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH PAST KARKAT.
NEW REVIEW OUT. SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE OF WATCHING THIS PILE OF SHIT AND JUST READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY INSTEAD. HTTPS://LETTERBOXD.COM/CGENETICIST/FILM/BETTER-OFF-DEAD/
>([lowkey a c tier cut of steak but i respect it ot#erwise]
call me a seer the way i'm showing you the future.
@gutsyGumshoe @golgothasTerror https://i.imgur.com/hVmHP2R.png
NOT!!!!! Fat chance!!
confessions #9- be so fucking for real talking about unionizing at the work potluck is not promoting it. if i get written up one more time im going apeshit
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Sa8re and Touch. ----------- @walksta8walK #com8at #f2f #inperson #sparring #narration ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ The irritation she inflicted upon Jack had stretched over roughly a decade, punctuated 8y an extended lull that made the intervening sweeps feel almost erased. Regardless of the passage of time, fate seemed determined to thrust them 8ack into each other’s or8it. Though she had never set eyes on him in flesh, the reputation of his a8ilities preceded him, and every contemporary adversary presented itself as a challenge she could dispatch with ease. Centuries of raining destruction upon Imperial 8rigantines, scattering entire fleets, neutralising swarms of drones, and su8duing the lofty tyrants who claimed honour as their 8anner had rendered mortal men no more than insignificant insects 8eneath her hand. Such triumphs were familiar, 8ut this particular encounter with him provided a rare sensation of venturing into uncharted territory. Jack sought a compromise, a middle ground; she, however, would not concede her homeworld as the venue as much as he. Her planet remained her ultimate 8argaining chip. Instead, she proposed to meet within a dream‑8u88le, anchored on an antiquated shore, just 8eyond the tavern where vessels moored under the pink glow of night. With that arrangement sealed, she turned to her terminal, entered the precise coordinates to him, and transmitted them to him as promised.
i do actually still do some ghsotwriting on earth c though. make some scripts for people. wish i could direct them myself but getting back into that lifestyle feels sort of exhausting especially when i have family here now. not leaving dirk after i finally got to meet him, even if he is a grown ass dude.
⚇ I'M THIS. ⚇ #MURDERPIG ⚇
this summer i think im gonna never go outside never go swimming never go to the lake never smoke never imbibe never have sex never talk to anyone never play games never sleep and never eat #selfharm #nsfw #emo
i.have.seen.too.many.lowblood.posts.on.this.website. we.lowbloods.and.or.midbloods.are.not.meant.for.leisure.time.we.are.meant.to.find.freedom.in.our.mandatory.servitude. this.is.a.popular.opionion.that.most.share.and.if.you.do.not.share.it.you.are.the.odd.one.out.not.me.i.am.a.normal.lowblood.or.midblood
CHITTR SHADY FACT #22 • “crocker corporation has the best motherfucking cake and i ain’t talking about the bakeries. that jane can get it any day of the week.”
i'm double wielding, crowbar better watch the fuck out.
~you’re so beautiful for a lovvblood
>([i cant stop ₍ ˃ᯅ˂) ( ꪊꪻ⊂) #nsfw]
I prefer all of my jibs still attached to my meat sack, thank you very much. - MC Oleana
Your eXpertise in culinary science is to be respected and feared. - MC Oleana
AND YET. THE SCREEN SHOTS SPEAK FOR THEM SELVES.
THE EVIDENCE IS IN THE CAKE, BITCH.
FLIGHT. FAME. FORTUNE. FANTASTIC FEATS. BITCHES THIRSTING OVER ME FROM EVERY DIRECTION, AS THE MASSES CLAMOR FOR MORE OF MY CONTENT. OR. AS I CALL IT. JUST ANOTHER MONDAY. YES. MY LIFE FUCKING RULES. YOU WISH YOU HAD ALL OF THIS. BUT I AM THE ALPHA. AND YOU, THE BETAS. JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY I, AM THE MAN. HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm on tenterhooks awaiting your great work!
Phooey.
Absolutely shellacked off two rounded teaspoons of Metamucil.
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
PICKED UP A BOOK ON MY SHELF. TURNED THE PAGES AT RANDOM AND PICKED OUT A WORD. IT WAS "MURDER". JUST A LITTLE LOOK INTO MY TWISTED PSYCHE. #ALPHAMALEMOTIVATION #SIGMAMALE
guys picture like frotting but it's the tips of ur cigarettes think about this, ignore the practicalities, it's hot #nsfw
little birdie t:o)ld me that the heir apparently prefers t:o) dip their cluckbeast nuggets in ranch first then dip it in an:o)ther sauce :o)f their ch:o)ice. knuckle deep dips. fucking freaky.
>if you find yourself surround on all sides >prepare yourself #nsfw #bukkake
doing a confessional stream tmrw, drop ur biggest secrets n guilts in the comments!
haha. very clever. fuck you.
Ah I see I know what I must do since I got here already Stabs everyone on this fucking dashboard and calls it a day.
Okay this was already a mistake, there is not only alts of myself here(gross) but also what appears to be frogs too. Worst of both worlds.
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ -OOC- A canon-divergent version of Mindfang, she once resided on Alternia and ultimately met her fated demise. She is since on her own reward planet after highjacking a Sgrub-session and taking it for herself. Everything that followed has been meticulously developed over months of roleplay in the Discord group @ghostshipofficial, so if it strikes you as unhinged, know that it is the product of extensive collaborative storytelling behind it. She rarely speaks of her divergence, and when she does, she will mislead your muse into believing she is either dead in the dreambubbles or still on Alternia. She lies whenever it suits her, and she is far from a kind soul. If you don't like IC conflict, deception or harsher characters which will take an exceptionally long time to befriend this blog is not for you. Everyone else, welcome and enjoy. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Unrelated question: Where is my ball.
Would you sloppy a neurotypical? #nsfw
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
She juggles my balls till i hoonk #nsfw #coontrooversial
dO YoU MoThEr fUcKiNg lOvE HiM.
torture labyrinth is closed today. don't try to enter. i think cd is still stuck.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
#ImCoMiNg
#orphanerchudscar chittr do your thing and get it rolling.
this party is crazy, i just saw a dude chug frOm the hOst's recuperacOOn!! sibling eww XO
did she really just say "bulgey want boing boing" :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing:
young grubs these days need to be terrified. it is like lusii milk to them. wvwithout fear, their bones wvwill not devwelop properly. - the orphaner dualscar
#BrInGtHeMbAcK #LoLcAtS
#bringthemback #lolcats not totally sure wwhat a lol cat is but i am sure it must be wworried for itself and its pack bring the lol cats back to their pack and safety #furryfriends #bigpumper
- OLEANA PLEASE #MayIComme
aLl yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG TaV BrOs bEtTeR WaTcH YoUr nEcKs oR YoU GoNnA GeT FuCkInG BiTcH StEpPeD TaP DaNcEd oN. #StAyAwAy #ShEsMiNe
Fuck rodger, I hate that asshole. Glad he's gone.
"wwe cannot control the evvil tongues of others but a good life enables us to disregard them" -troll cato
sorry... th€ p€opl€ d€s€rv€ th€ truth... or at l€ast...an outl€t to conf€ss... - mod H
tight pussy kinda annoying. release me #nsfw
confession #8- Think my dad got contracted by Crockercorp for some construction one time, so I'll share a story that my deadbeat sperm donor told me. The crew one time spilt an entire tank of cake batter that was to be placed in the facility, and like 3 guys died. I only remember this because mi padre used the trauma as an excuse to get drunk and sing "Oh my Darling Clementine" at 2am.
confession #6: I feel like Jane is lowkey bisexual but in a weird way. Jake English serves guy who identifies as whatever the gender of his partner at the time makes him. Roxy Lalonde serves “your dad’s friend who is supportive of gay people but she’s lowkey a little bit ahead of the times and shit, and everyone loves her” type of straight. Dirk Strider is not part of this conversation because I want him fed to the meat machine.
ok guys... so... this is kind of not r€lat€d to what this account is about... - mod H
Pro ship? why yes! It is only natural to wish to travel the world by nautical means! I am pro ship!
WELL, WELL, WELL. IT SEEMS THE RUMOR WERE TRUE. ACCESS TO CHITTR IS GOING TO BECOME PAID FOR, AFTER ALL. BUT, THERE IS ONE WAY TO STOP THIS. RECHIT THIS MESSAGE. AND SEND IT TO TEN PEOPLE YOU KNOW. AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CONTINUE USING THE WEB SITE FOR FREE. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP USING THIS WEB SITE FOR FREE. OTHER WISE. YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY A TEN BOONBUCK SUBSCRIPTION A MONTH TO USE IT. DO NOT LET THE OPPORTUNITY PASS. RECHIT NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. #KEEPCHITTRFREE #FREECHITTR
OK 1 GOT BOR3D OF TH4T QU1CKLY
pornography starring your mother
TH4NK GOD YOU C4N 4T M1N1MUM CH4NG3 TH3 T3XT COLOR ON TH1S S1T3 B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T DO3S NOT 4CCOUNT FOR SN1FF F4T1GU3
change the j to a g and it shoUld work a charm!
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
Fuk vaugepostin. @cooingCirque lukz lik she tinks she desurves 2 live.
> fuck #vaguep0st1ng 1t's #spec1f1cp0st1ng h0urs @can0r0usGl0ry @c0nd1t10nalAev1tern1ty y'all g0tta talk ab0ut y0ur relat10nsh1p g0ddamn
OUT WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. BITCH. SPIT IT OUT. OUT WITH IT.
im woke now fyi #woke
D --> Too soon? For you? Not likely
D --> No we usually throw or jab with them
if youre anywwhere dowwnwwind a me ill be able to discern you from the increased levvels a salinity in the air dont get comfy
D --> Set sail D --> Mast turns with a pale gale D --> Ocean like wine not anything like ale D --> Crows nest, spy an i-land with a fo-rest D --> Butlers amok, thats my flock, crook in hand when we land D --> Shepard the massful masses, avert eyes from muscular D --> Glasses full of milk on route to be served, each one caring for the ne%t in the herd
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I dunno i think it depends sometimes...
yO YoU'Re gOnNa mAkE Me fLiP ThE FuCk oUt, MoThEr fUcKeR.
mOtHeR FuCkErS LiKe tO UsE FaNcY WoRdS LiKe "MaNiC PhAsE" aNd "PeRsOnAlItY DiSoRdEr" AnD "sUbStAnCe aBuSe" To kEeP YoU DoWn. YoU CaN'T Be sToPpEd iF YoU DoN'T KnOw wHaT AnY Of tHaT ShIt mEaNs. KeEp hOnKiNg, BrOtHeRs aNd sIsTeRs. HoNk!
Terrible macros.
and you could havve it all my empire a squirt
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTING MDMA OFF AN OLIVEBLOOD'S ASSHOLE BEFORE LAYING IT IN, CALL THAT A TWO FOR ONE SHITHOLE SPECIAL. BARS. 🔥🔥🔥💯💯 #nsfw
i'm gEtTiNg a #BaCk mAsSaGe rIgHt nOw fRoM My sWeEt hOnKeR. tHiS ShIt fEeLs gReAt. MoThEr fUcKeRs nEeD To gIvE HuMaNs a cHaNcE. #NsFw #GuEsSwHo
hhng wwow! KUDOS ❤︎
s)(it fuckin need dat
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Prototype your body and make out with your resulting spriteself. Do it you coward. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #nsfw
You are spiritually Catherine the Great in her final moments. Albeit according to her dubiously candid detractors.
Sorry bro I got hungry.
An enchanting amount of whimsy. It feels like encountering a member of the Seelie Court. A lurid imagining made real. To survive in defiance of the pulverizing weight of an invariably uncaring and cruel world while still boasting the indomitable goodwill and charitable purity of heart to don a dapper and fake mustache. It melts me. In emotively spontaneous human combustion. https://i.imgur.com/y0p5xdw.gif
its cool when being rich lets you get away with crimes but only when i do it. when other people do it its immoral and we need to eat the rich #proletariat
anchovvies
confession #4: Sometimes, I think that the Crocker fandom is a bit hostile. Making fanfiction with her should be allowed without having people rag on you for not respecting her characterization. I am fully aware of her actual personality, and how she interacts with the pantheon, and that's why she works so well (along with her various serious and funny moments) in my fiction. I know she's not the same person without those personality traits. I get it, I too can be quite strict about adhering to creator canon. But sometimes I just want to be whimsical and play with my Janedoll.
>([t#ats w#at im fucking talking about babyyyyyyyy blast my pickle smoove off]
confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
confession #2: the conditions here are totally piss poor... as in they piss on the poor
dude i met your mom on chittrbate last night shes a wonderful woman #nsfw
yeah, jane's pretty cool!
Ok thank you i guess gamzee.
kEeP On sPiTtInG JaKe. No mAtTeR WhAt aNy mOtHeR FuCkEr mIgHt sAy. YoUr wIcKeD RhYmEs aRe lIkE ThE MoLaSsEs iN My lIsTeNiNg fLaPs, I CoUlD TaKe tHe wHoLe mOtHeR FuCkIn wOrLd iNtO My hEaD If yOu'rE RaPpInG ThAt sHiT StRaIgHt iNtO My pAn.
#HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk #cLoWnPoStInG
SCRAPPED (EXTINGUISHED) FIRE FROM RUMBLE SEASON 2: When i wrap my crap superficially / i begin to rhyme loquaciously! / my status untouched and my lyrics uncut / i came here to chew bubblegum and also kick butt! But ive got no candy left / my maw has been left bereft! / so call it christmas i guess / and youll take nothing less / when i deliver these gift wrapped fists at my behest!
aW MoThEr fUcK No. I MaDe iT. iTs lOw fAt sOpOr. A MoThEr fUcKeR Is tRyInG To wAtCh hIs bAd sElF.
aIn't nOtHiNg bEtTeR ThAn a gOoD CuDdLe sEsSiOn aFtEr mEsSiN Up a mOtHeR FuCkErS FaCe pAiNt. ShIt mAkEs yOu fEeL AlL WaRm aNd gIdDy iN ThE DeEpEsT PaRtS Of yOuR MiRtH HoLe. WhO'S FeElInG Me? :o)
hAvInG A NiCe mOtHeRfUcKiNg sNaCk oN ThIs fInE EvEnInG. aNy oThEr wIcKeD BiTcHeS WhO KnOw tHeY ShIt, I WaNnA SeE Y'AlL NoDdInG YoUr mOtHeR FuCkInG HeAdS. hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/F794D8Eb1cDa.jPeG
>cant handle my slimy sauce
Weve all been there!
sorry... thats privat€ information... and i think the public d€s€rv€s to know th€ truth...
confession #1: the water in the break room is always kind of hot... and the filter is never changed... and i know that because im in charge of changing the filter... and they never tell me to do it...
h€y... this is our first post by mod H and mod B laying down th€ rul€s... pl€as€ r€ad th€s€ b€for€ you submit... RUL£S: - SUBMIT YOUR CONF£SSIONS BY DM - ALL CONF£SSIONS WILL B£ UNQUIRK£D FOR ANONYMITY - SUBMISSIONS MUST COM£ FROM CROCK£RCORP £MPLOY££S OR CONTRACTORS - NO CONFID£NTIAL COMPANY DATA, TRAD£ S£CR£TS, INT£RNAL DOCUM£NTS, OR ANYTHING THAT VIOLAT£S YOUR NDA
I saw a 8unch of losers and a lack of Vriska, so here I am 8a8y!!!!!!!!
get him girl
fAkE FrEaKs wHeN A ReAl mOtHeR FuCkIn fReAk rOlLs iNtO ThE RoOm. HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/LbCdLqV.JpEg
WHAAAAAT i can wingman for you!!!
janeys on the PROWL now
i'm hErE. wIdE EyEd aNd mOtHeR FuCkIn rEaDy tO PoUnCe. HoNk. #cLoWnPoStInG
d --> im sory
Friendship of the purely platonic sort never dies on the preserving planes of brohood getaway island.
so is this like a matchmakin thing or wwhat
hmm there should be an eridan wweek
mAyBe iF YoU BeG, mY SwEeT BrOtHeR. mY PoUnCiNg mUsClEs aRe wIrEd.
POLYCULE WHERE ONE GUY HAS AN (I CAN FIX HIM) MINDSET AND ANOTHER GUY HAS AN (I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE) MINDSET ABOUT THE SAME THIRD GUY. NET ZERO MORAL CHANGE #rechittbutlouder
I BE DRINKING THE MILK FROM THE CARTON AND I CAN TELL WHO DRANK FROM IT LAST SOMETIMES. PLEASE BRUSH YOUR TOUNGE GUYS.
shut up and start slathering yourself this lube is expensive
Please dont place bids on my skivvies.
Also a fuzzy trout would be fun for the fishing days.
loser
I broke my hookah by playing an intense game of marble ring taw just now. #shame!
Im starting to think i might be in association with a few nutcases.
My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg
I strive to provide the web with only the top cuttings from my brain tree. Thusly any rumble fans here will be pleased as punch to know that i will shortly begin posting unaired jaunts i did not get to perform on the big screen such as raps and maybe even instructions on how to do a little boogieing.
?Liked your chiT? ~More like licked your cliT~ #nsfw #iwouldthough
broads can nevwer just say wvhat they mean, its all about leading you on and mixed messages
and wvhats that babydoll?
hOnK. i cAn't mOtHeR FuCkIn dO ThAt. I JuSt fOuNd oUt aBoUt tHiS ShIt aNd tHeRe's wIcKeD TrUtHs tO Be sPrEaDiNg aRoUnD AnD ShIt. MiRaCuLoUs sTrOkEs fOr mIrAcUlOuS FoLkS ThAt wHaT NeEd hAnDiN OuT FrOm mY PiPiN HoT CoMmAnDo fEeLeRs. LiKe yOu. :o)
a mOtHeRfUcKeR JuSt wOkE Up wItH A WiCkEd mIgRaInE, yO. eVeRyBoDy sEnD SoMe wIdE OpEn mIrTh-bIrThInG LoVe tO ThE PoOr mOtHeR FuCkIn pAn oF ThIs mOtHeR FuCkEr.
HELL YES. FUCK YES.
re-rechit, i hope you're in the car when he does.
i'm planting five more car bombs today. start your engines with caution.
SOMETIMES I BE STARING AT EVERYONES CHEEKS AND RATING THEM BUT NO ONE WILL FIND OUT BECAUSE THIS WILL BE BURIED UNDER THE SEA OF OTHERS CHATS. #NSFW #GYATT #YASS
HOO HOO HOO. LOOK AT THAT. IT SEEMS LIKE THE BITCH, IS JEALOUS OF MY SUCCESS. UNSURPRISINGLY. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. SHE HAS TURNED INTO A HATER. PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONLY AM I A SUCCESSFUL ARTIST. I AM ALSO A GANG LEADER. BUSINESS OWNER. PROPRIETOR, OF MANY PROPERTIES. OWNER OF A MANSION. AND, NOT LEAST OF WHICH, AN INVESTOR. YOU COULD ONLY WISH TO HAVE MY SUCCESS IN BUSINESS. BITCH! #ALPHAMALE #ALPHAGRINDSET #ARTIST #AMAZINGARTIST #INCREDIBLEBADASSART #BUSINESSOWNER #THEFELT #SIGMAMALE #SIGMAMINDSET #INVESTING #FINANCE #ART
grandmas been diapermaxxing recently fml
I have spent the past billion years mourning the restoration of your autonomy. I am notorious for being fucking sensational at mathematics, and even I don't think I could break it down for you just how fucking cracked that machine was without lying about the precision of my figures. Which is a practice I am by no means above, mind you.
i'm g0nna need every0ne t0 be really nice t0 me and n0t l00k at my likes 0r my hates 0r my pities 0r my mediates any time s00n.
LOOK 1 M1GHT B3 BL1ND BUT 1 C4N 4PPR3C14T3 4 T4ST3FUL NUD3 #NSFW
a wwomans breasts are the most important thin about her there is no other trait that rivvals in importance #nsfww
chittr mOrE lIkE fUckIn ummm. tittr. hAhA
{whaT is haPPening why is The enTire feed everyones sPheres)
hey daves 💋💋💋
everybody gangsta till its throatfuck thursday #nsfw
should i... should i post mine??
petition to make human "tuesdays" #tittytuesdays on chittr! dont forget to leave a 👍 KUDOS!
D --> Hrkkkkkk
DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR. YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE, PALES IN PRESENCE TO MY AMAZING CHARISMA AND PRESENCE.
If we cancel Egbert's hot mom hard enough do you think she'll have to resort to making adult video? :3c #nsfw
Operating heavy machinery under the influence of alcohol right now. This is so not safe for work. Oh yeah.
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. YOU HAVE FUCKED WITH #THE MAN. AND GOTTEN THE HORNS. GET WRECKED, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! MEAN WHILE. MY LIFE IS AMAZING, AND I LIVE IN A MANSION. IT IS GOOD TO BE THE MAN.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1446645104017150222/1485824045407539313/image.png?ex=69c344f9&is=69c1f379&hm=7ceca10c76031c2358cbd7fa47c3d358af91034525ba8bab099b8d55e32b0c44
dude it already happened and he came back godtiered
I START MY DAY. THE SAME WAY I ALWAYS END IT. WITH ANOTHER'S LIFE. TAKEN. BY MY HANDS. BuT YOu DON'T HAVE TO BE A RuTHLESS. TOuGH AS BALLS. SWEATY. MuSCuLAR. EASY-ON-THE-EYES. FRANKLY. FuCKING AMAZING GuY LIKE ME. TO KNOW THAT SOMETIMES IN LIFE. BEING A BROKIE BITCH. WITHOuT A PAIR OF DIMES. TO RuB BETWEEN EACH FINGER. IS NO WAY TO BE. SO STARTING NOW. I AM OFFERING FREE. YES. YOu HEARD THAT RIGHT. FINANCIAL ADVICE. IF YOu GET SuED. FOR uSING THESE TACTICS. IT IS YOuR OWN BITCH FAuLT. THAT YOu WON SO HARD. YOu MADE PEOPLE MAD. BANKRuPT THEIR CORTISOL INHIBITORS. RAIDED THEIR GENES. REGRESSED THEIR BLOODLINE. AND MADE THEM. HIDEOuS. ASS SMACKING NEANDERTHALS KNOW-IT-ALLS. WHO THINK. THEY KNOW BETTER THAN YOu. WITH THEIR FANCY SuITS AND TIES...HHNGG...AND CuFFLINKS...AND...CARESSING...GLOVED HANDS...MMF..MMMMFFFM...
I have developed a new game for me and my son. I drink a bottle of Miller High Life as quick as a flash. And then, I whip the empty bottle towards his dome. This develops his agility and reflexes, as well as being a wonderful bonding experience. Follow for more parenting tips.
Can a child sustain himself on just the Shin Ramyun seasoning packs? Not the noodles; we need those.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A PSY CHOLOGIST. STOP MAKING SHIT UP ON MY TIMELINE. USE REAL WORDS. BITCH.
ANIME BABES.
HOT ANIME BABES.
HOT BABES IN MANGA.
WHAT THE FUCK. BITCH. DO NOT DEFACE MY ART. IT IS MINE. AND MY EXCLUSIVE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS THEFT, AND PIRACY. FUCK YOU.
We Are Going To Be Naming The Next Brood After John For Fixing My Icon
AND THIS ONE GOES OUT, TO ALL THE HATERS. GET FUCKED AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CBFCFD2768ED.PNG
>([its giving feral lusus got into t#e jam jar i like it]
made the mistake a barin my soul on this wwebsite nevver again
its actually great to drink fuel if your blood color is wwarmer than teal the greatest royalblood scientists confirmed this swweeps ago
All my whiskentacles are thoroughly #lubricated and thus are safe from being #cylinderstuck. Keep this in mind for your own cylinders! #nsfw
we hate your clit #nsfw
My john hancock?
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. THE GALL OF THIS BITCH. TO THINK SHE WOULD EVER BE ABLE TO BLOCK ME. HOW VERY AMUSING. HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!
BEATING IT TO RED CHEEKS RIGHT NOW #READING #MAYBENSFW
I didn't dislike it, I simply hated it. Unless, of course, you didn't want to join in Jake and I's dalliance?
i just want to get dicked down again :o/ #nsfw
@THGROK , how do I obtain the mythical Big Booty
the real housewifes of alternia
2h3 chit on my t3r until i f33d
pheeeyew, papa's earned a drink
haha well yea....
FINALLY people are posting about their meat. you see what i mean? this is can only be a good thing.
@trollgrock generate me a picture of sootnose song8ird and then audio-descri8e it to me. make her really pretty and muscular.
im making a Pearl between my cheeks if i sneeze its going to fall out
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! TRY IT, YOU DUMB SOW. SEE WHAT HAPPENS. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS NESBEN.
i may have. heheh.
so far, yes! i think it's funny that the url for the website looks kind of like it says shit ring haha.
>be me >digging through trash with moirail >find whole oblong meat product with only one bite taken out of it >go to put it in my mouth >moirail fucking snatches it out of my claws and eats it herself >how do i punish her
total ick to m3 i'd b3 on flind3r sam3 day lmao
who says "degenewates" in this day and age ........ do bettew ........
MESS WITH #THE MAN. AND YOU GET #THE HORNS. BITCH! HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! GUNS FOR LIFE, WHORES. I AM THE GREATEST ARTIST, AND MARKS MAN. EVER TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⠆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⢤⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣄⠐⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠺⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⡿⠛⡆⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⡷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣴⣿⡦⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠘⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢤⣤⣤⣀⣠⣤⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣴⣿⣉⣩⣉⣛⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⢿⣿⠿⠿⠿⡶⠶⠶⠶⢶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣸⣯⣿⣄⡀ ⣾⠿⢛⣟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠻⢿⣿⣿⠛⢹⣡⢾⣿⢻⣍⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣏⣅⣷⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣵⣤⣶⣶⣶⣿⣾⣷⣴⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⡿⠛⠉ ⣿⣹⣿⡤⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣤⣤⠿⠟⠛⣷⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⠋⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠁⠀⠉⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣽⠇⣴⣇⣀⣴⣶⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣟⣿⡟⠻⠬⠷⠴⠛⠏⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢿⣧⣽⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣷⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣆⡀⡀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣸⡟⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀ ⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣿⣾⣿⣿⠉⣧⠰⢶⣈⣿⣷⠆⣴⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢀ ⠉⠙⠟⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠻⠏⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠿⣷⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣽⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢸ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⡿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠏⠀⠉⢉⣟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⡿⡇⠀⠀⠼⠁⣿⣿⡉⢉⣁⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⡌⢁⣻⡆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣧⠈⠹⣿⡄⠰ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣧⣴⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⠿⠏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣯⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ( _ ) /=> ( +____________________/\/\___ / /| .''._____________'._____ / /|/\ : () : :\ ----\| \ ) '..'______________.'0|----| \ 0_0/____/ \ |---- /----\ || -\\ --| \ || || ||\ \ \\____// '| \ BANG! BANG! .'/ | .:/ | :/_________| DEXTER/MJP⠀⠀⠀⠀
YOU DO NOT KNOW SHIT. ABOUT ANYTHING, EVER. AT ALL, IN ANY REGARD. THROW YOUR COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW. AND THEN, YOUR SELF. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! GET OWNED, BITCH! DO NOT MESS, WITH #THE MAN.
LOOKING AT YOUR DUMB ASS POSTS. IS MAKING ME WISH THIS WEB SITE HAD A "READ LESS" OPTION INSTEAD. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED. BY #THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
BEHOLD, WHORES. BITCHES. AND OTHER ASSORTED, INFERIOR LIFE FORMS. AS I BESTOW MY AMAZING PRESENCE, UPON YOUR SAD EXCUSE FOR A WEBSITE. AND PREPARE FOR AN ONSLAUGHT OF OUT STANDING ART. THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU WILL HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. YOU WILL LAUGH. YOU WILL CRY. YOU WILL BE OVERCOME BY EMOTION. AT THE INTENSITY OF MY CREATIONS. HATERS AND DUMB WHORES NOT WELCOME. IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SENDING ME HATE COMMENTS. THEN, INSTEAD. DISCONNECT YOUR COMPUTER FROM THE INTERNET, AND THROW IT IN THE TRASH. AND THEN JUMP OUT THE WINDOW. THIS PAGE IS RESERVED FOR BAD ASSES. AND DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMEN, SUCH AS MYSELF. TO ALL OTHERS. GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!! TUMUT
YOU REEK, OF BULLETS. FROM THE BULLETS THAT I AM ABOUT TO FIRE AT YOU. GET OWNED!!!!!!!!!!! #THE MAN
NO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN OWNED. BY #THE MAN. BITCH!