♣ mediated by @gutsyGumshoe
THOUGH I HAVE ABSTAINED FROM ATTENDING THE IN-PERSON EVENTS OF #ERIDANWEEK AFTER THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION I FOUND MYSELF CAUGHT UP IN DURING THE FIRST NIGHT, NOTHING IS QUITE SO VALUABLE TO AN AUTHOR AS LIFE EXPERIENCE. I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY ASSURED THAT EXTRA SAFETY MEASURES ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED IN THE INTEREST OF MAKING SURE EACH EVENT IS MORE EXCITING AND RESULTS IN FEWER CASUALTIES THAN THE LAST. THE RISK I'M TAKING IS CALCULATED, AND HOPEFULLY, I'M NOT THAT BAD AT MATH. #IWANTCANDY
sigh...... someones gotta go supervise ig *SIIIIGHS AGAIN* #IWantCandy #EridanWeek
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
I am *very* pleased to announce I've stumbled upon several deposits of iron. The most noble metal, of course, as its the one my sign represents. I shall use this to fashion greater tools, and further my adventure. I am very, very happy with this development. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f307b14a1ed0.PNG
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
hAHA THIS, iS FUN, @GUTSYgUMSHOE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D9256DB93BA7.JPG
when the kity doesnt want u to get up u HAVE to stay there bc kity makes da rules #ThePurrer #CatsInCharge
whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
#iamconsumed #bymyownguilt
↘️where to even begin.↘️ ↗️THIS WAS A TRUE "YOU HAD TO BE THERE" MOMENT, A THROWDOWN OF GLADITORIAL COMBAT SO SEVERE THAT I WAS SHOCKED TO SILENCE FOR THE MAJORITY OF MY TIME THERE, AND HAD TO DEPART DURING THEIR PHYSICAL ENTANGLEMENT DUE TO THE STRONG PRESENCE OF CERTAIN↗️ ↘️feelings↘️ ↗️I BEGAN TO EXPERIENCE WHILE WATCHING SUCH SHIMMERING, EXEMPLARY ARTIFACTS OF SUPERIOR MAKE AND MODEL "TUSSLE" IN A TRUE WARRIOR'S BOND.↗️ ↘️i will now briefly recap to you an approximation of what occurred.↘️ ↗️THE TWO ALIEN ONES, ONE OF WHICH WAS HAIRY AND THE OTHER OF WHICH WAS PALE, LOCKED LIMBS AND GROUND THEIR BULGEMOUNDS UNTIL THE SUPERIOR PHYSIQUE OF A HIGHBLOOD ROYAL↗️ ↘️(eridan of #eridanweek)↘️ ↗️BROKE UP THEIR INTERMEDIATE INVOLVEMENT.↗️ ↘️then, all three of them entangled, like an ashen engagement during a particularly unproductive drone season.↘️ ↗️DESPERATION. PURE. ROUGH. RIGID. IT WAS LITERALLY A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. AND ENTIRELY PLATONIC.↗️ ↘️i think.↘️ ↗️SOMEONE DELIVERED ONTO THEM A BLUNT AND INTRUSIVE OBJECT FOR THE PURPOSE OF BATTERY AND IT WAS USED TO DO AS MUCH.↗️ ↘️the crack of the wooden panel against their raw hides makes me shudder still.↘️ ↗️I COULD HEAR IT ECHO THROUGH MY PANCAVERN.↗️ ↘️presumably, they shortly ceased rumbling afterwards.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT KNOW.↗️ ↘️i was highly pleased with the endeavor.↘️
Miss Crocker...What is that thing? It makes me a touch uneasy.
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Do£s this lik£, com£ with a comical lik£, prop£ll£r hat? ;P
Five Nights at Eridan Week? #eridanweek #fnaew
You are a profoundly sick and twisted person. It may be the sole thing I respect about you.
this fine mornin on #eridanwweek day fivve im acceptin applications for a hamster wwheel contraption that youll be runnin inside of provvidin powwer to the entirety of the festivval hyperactivve lowwblood FREAKS sought
Truly disheartening that fools would try to ruin Crockercorp's hard work at #Eridanweek out of jealousy and spite. Pathetic. But Crockercorp will rise above.
FUCK I MEANT THANK YOU MESSIAH JANE FOR ALL YOUR HARd WORK REVIVIFYING THE UNFORTUNATE MOTHERS ANd FUCKERS WHO WERE CAUGHT IN THE BLAST YOUR MERCY IS UNPARALLELEd ANd IM SORRY I ALLOWEd A FELLOW PURPLE TO TILT ME ASTRAY I WILL NEVER dOUBT YOU AGAIN.
The whole she*BANG* (get it) with the oil and the bomb had this joint smelling like a couple of hot kebabs.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! IS JAKE DONE FOR, OR WILL #eridanw33k's NAMESAKE SAVE HIM?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png
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fear not messiah i have PROCUREd a hue similar to that of your BLOOd color for you TOdAY i LEARNEd that human messiahs are REd
Be there. No sign up, no credit card, no bullshit. #oilingup
I have been postitutely bumping the latest release from the king of clownery himself! @clownBae s latest tune has got me jiving like a mad cat on a hot tin roof. The backing track of #rumblenight itself be sure to tune your stereoviews to #eridanweek s very own THRICE OILED RUMBLETHON!! https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV
MY DELICIOuS BREAKFAST. #MYMEAT HTTPS://IMAGE2uRL.COM/R2/DEFAuLT/IMAGES/1775135592163-4A940F07-FAB7-4AD8-910C-564802EC30FD.PNG
↘️no.↘️
&& yez u will b able 2 listen 2 a reel acktual song i made forreel called #BIGFATA$$ nvr4gtit
I believe this to be one of the creatures I was forewarned of. Never fear, I shall punch it until it is duly executed by my deft hand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/580e18506b69.PNG
No petition is going to get me to shave. You are all wasting your time.
Good morning, Ms. Crocker. I hope you are doing well after the previous night's events. Make sure to drink water, yes?
THE SELLOUT FINALLY ARRIVES, DRAGGING THE SHADE OF A PROJECT LONG PAST BEHIND HIM. CAN YOU DROP THE CORPSE BOX FOR JUST A MOMENT, AND TRY TO STAND ON YOUR OWN STOMPNUBS FOR JUST A MOMENT? We already know the answer. You never could. A COLLABORATION OF SOULLESS HUCKSTERS, CONVENING ON ONE NON-TAXABLE EVENT (don’t think you slid that one past me, @gutsyGumshoe ) LIKE SO MANY LATCHFISHES ON A FALLEN, BLOATED LEVIATHAN’S CORPSE. DON’T THINK THAT A SHARED HISTORY WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE FALLOUT OF THIS EVENT, URODYN. I’LL BE SURE TO CORRECT THAT GAUDY HORNJOB YOU SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO IF I HAPPEN TO SEE YOUR CEGARCHASING FACE AT ERIDANWEEK. #ERIDANWEEK #UNCOMING #SAMURAIISDEAD
incredible roses absolutely stunning i lovve wwizards so muc
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I simply have to come out on top. I've made too many sacrifices, made too many promises that I must keep. There is no room for failure- a true Twelve Star Man always rises above.
* it's a beautiful day outside. * birds are singing, flowers are blooming... * on days like these, trolls like you... * Should be attending Eridan Week! #eridanweek #sponsoredpost
bE CAREFUL jAKE, iT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR A, cREAM PIE, iNSTANT LOSS, tYPE, sCENARIO, iT CAN HAPPEN, tO ANY, oF US,
“It’s so cold out there,” said Anna. “I would say I hope he freezes, but I know that the liquid brimstone that surely flows through his veins will keep him warm.” Pam put a mink stole around Anna’s shoulders. “We’ll all look for the cat,” she creaked. “But first we have to feed our ponies.” “Okay,” said Anna. Pam went to the barn to get her pair of balances. When she returned, she leapt on Acorn’s back, and lo, Anna beheld the black horse and its rider. “Come and see,” Pawnee told Anna. “A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.” “What the fuck are you talking about?” asked Anna. Acorn ran around the paddock once and then stopped. Anna was surprised that Acorn didn’t run with his friends. But the white, red, and pale horses and their riders were nowhere to be found. Acorn just stood at the fence and stared into the woods. He’s looking for the cat, thought Anna. Even the company of a devil must be preferable to being alone. After they ate breakfast, the girls packed thermoses of You know what, the liquor joke is too obvious here. This time, I’m going to make the thermoses full of healthy soup. You’ve got to give your characters a break once in a while. You’re responsible for them, after all. And not in some shitty pseudo-clever, magniloquent, metafictional way; don’t worry, I’m not going to get all Six-Characters-In-Search-Of-y here. That would just be self-indulgent. I mean, I’m obviously going to inevitably write myself into the story later, and it’s going to be incredibly fucking self-indulgent. I’m going to be handing out indulgences like a sixteenth-century Catholic clergyman. Except I’ll be handing them all to myself. Indulging myself all over the damn place. Martin Luther’s going to have to come over here himself and bust my popish ass for it. I guess what I’m saying, Jane, is that I’m directly responsible for the Protestant Reformation. I conceived of this book as a dumb gag birthday present for you, but it somehow turned into a Faustian (perilously close to fustian) saga about good and evil. At least, that’s what I think it’s become about. I honestly still don’t know at this point. Ergo aforementioned responsibility. I always get carried away with my projects, you know that. But here’s the rub: when I started inserting all that grandiloquent prose, it was ironic and intentionally turgid and purple as shit. But I’m really not sure if that’s still what I’m doing, or if I’m #DetectivePony
OBSERVING THE IMPERIAL CORPORATION ACTIVELY READJUST THEIR ASSET IN REAL TIME HAS BEEN DISHEARTENING. I AM NOW DIRECTLY SPEAKING TO @gutsyGumshoe AND @caligulasAquarium WITH MY PUSHER ALIGNED ON ONE PATH. YOUR PRECIOUS ERIDANWEEK IS NUMBERED. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING SOON, AND IF THAT RECKONING COMES WITH A CHANCE TO FREE @twentyfourCarat FROM YOUR RAPACIOUS CLAWS, I WILL DO SO, EVEN IF DEATH IS HIS FINAL HOPE. #ERIDANWEEK #NOLONGERCOMING
TELLING PEOPLE TO GO 'STREAM' YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN IS PROBABLY AMONG THE MOST PRETENTIOUS ACTS A TROLL CAN DO. DO YOU MEAN LISTEN? LISTEN WITH YOUR FUCKING HEAR DUCTS? I'LL KILL US BOTH IN AN ATOMIC FUCKING SUPLEX AS I PERFORM AN ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE OFF THE DEEPEND PRONG IN UNLOVABLE PRONG. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
we're bursting the bouncycastle halfway through #eridanweek day 2. be advised, it isn't wise to interrupt this operation.
hAPPY, #TRANSDAYOFVISIBILITY, i DID NOT KNOW, iT WAS TONIGHT, bUT, nICE, aND WHILE I AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, i HAVE, mANY TRANS FRIENDS, i AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, tHOUGH I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS, a GRUNGLER, bEFORE WHICH IS, fUN, bUT UMM YEAH GO, tRANS PEOPLE, yAY!
welc0me 0ne and all t0 aradia megid0's amazing digital psych ward.
(( https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek For any latecomers ))
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek 💃🎂
did you need inter dimensional transport? you missed folykl dropping fat sick nasty bars and stuff and now eridan and tavros are getting concussions on trampolines.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Outfit for #EridanWeek, I guess. https://files.catbox.moe/h7xx2m.png https://files.catbox.moe/p6rrru.png ]
Eridan week AND ive found myself in the splendid company of one hundred whole followers? Boy im clicking my heels!
#MacroMay is still tentatively on, and we will be providing more details as the date draws closer. Look forward to it. #MayICome - MC Oleana
i dont understand the issue with clear communication of intent here i mean for instance if your average joe doesnt know #imcoming to #eridanweek and #bouncingonit how would they know they need to engage in elite fisticuffs to obtain a spot in line for my trampoline think of the greater good and also my entertainment here
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
bro im at this fucking cooking contest and this fucking guy is putting pickles to the fucking pasta im gonna win
New profile pi€ture. Feeling: Professional. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1284_20260329231246.png
It Would Be More Helpful If We Mounted Efforts Away From Reacting With Our Quadrants And More Towards Explaining #sqonk To Kanaya
Lik£, m£ and th£ b£sti£! #£ridanw££k #imcoming https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration94.png
good evvenin to my loyalists its here its time its nubday wwhich makes it #eridanwweek
keep thinkin that just think about it dont stop thinkin about it ok tell more a your sugar chuggin reprobate castemates to think about it #yes #finally
(( INTRO POST! Okay so this Dave is just alpha Dave but not popular yet and he's having to deal with a like six year old Dirk He's directing the first SBaHJ film Warnings: there's gonna be nsfw its Dave also if you're sensitive to complicated relationships with people and drugs this probably isn't the place for you. DNI: proshippers and minors Dms are open.
:33 < i have a two sentence horror story :33 < a-booooooooo :OO :33 < once apawn a time everything looked normal out and everyone was healthy and there was no diseases anywhere :33 < but ALL THE MEOWBEASTS IN THE WORLD VANISHED :OO < A-BOOOOOOOOO!!!
// im coughign im laughing so hard i cant do this
gOOD EVENING, eVERYONE i HOPE, yOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND, dO SOMETHING FUN, tONIGHT, tHAT YOU LIKE,
:33 < wh :33 < what the frick do blenders gotta do with hunting?? :33 < also: owwwwwwwww, and ewwwwwwwww :(( :33 < oh my gosh put the hunting equipment down and learn the basics at this point :33 < this is really upsetting i gotta be honest with you
:33 < today i have wildlife tips with nepeta leijon! :33 < are you prowling around your hunting grounds and s33 a bush of berries? :33 < dont shove them in your maw! those berries could give you diseases or kill you! :33 < plus all berries suck and i hate them! :33 < if you are f33ling hungry after slaying some big scary beast, pack a snack instead! :33 < happy hunting! #huntingtips #screwberries #youwilldie
JANE TAKE ME BAAAAAACK #WeRntFuckingThoIPromise #nsfw
d duckbill t treefrog another e earth c creature that i l love https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3b/ad/ba/3badba0143814a285dec1edf5c5407f0.jpg
obama is in my replies being fucking reasonable and i have no idea what to do #stagefright
#TheVacillaterrrrs #MeWhenIVacillateHer #HEYOOO
ok so like callie explained this vacillation 2 me once but i STILL kinda dont get it..... is it rly that weird? bc i feel like jane and i do it all the time :oo
whens the group piss happening
:33 < there are a lot of words that rhyme with cat! i decided to jot down as many rhymes as i could today!! __words that rhyme with cat__ hat bat fat fat cat h33h33 X33 tat flat drat aristocrat sat vat vat of cats wearing a hat and they are sat and not very fat X33 hold on i want to drink my tea real fast splat!! mat that is all i can think of thank you!
first ooc post! let me present you with the Freak )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/549486cb824e.png
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i DON'T GET, tHE RELEVANCE OF THE IMAGE, bUT, i BELIEVE IN YOU, eVEN IF, i CAN NOT AGREE WITH, wHAT YOU ARE DOING, mORALLY AND, eTHICALLY,
Miss Crocker What Did You Do To Become The Target Of Such A Trend?
>--D=I=believe=we=should=give=miss=crocker=the=benefit=of=the=doubt=on=account=of=the=fact=that=while=she=is=an=alien=her=branding=is=impeccable=in=the=ways=it=mimics=our=glorious=troll=empire=:D//<
#cancelcrocker #cancelitchy #cancelthewholedamnapp
While the gentlemen concern themselves with the moral injunction against canni8alism, I am, in fact, acquainted with a great many women who address me as “Fang,” though for entirely unrel8ted reasons of the mouth. #nsfw
Can someone eXplain why I just slipped and prostrated myself before the entire work floor due to the viscous substance coating every surface. Why is everything #OiledUp. If I wasn't getting paid #Overtime right now.... - MC Oleana
I'm so goddamn confused I'm staying out of this now
i wuld eat a carapacian but only ☝️☝️☝️ if they were in2 it #consent
confession #11- for context my family has been lifelong employees of the crocker corporation, i'm talking my grandpa was there when they released their first pasta press and now i'm a maintenance specialist. it's multi-generational and don't get me wrong it's a MASSIVE point of pride for me and my family, we are super grateful, but with all this stuff coming out about jane recently (her eating through carapacians), i feel like maybe it's time to lend some credit to her detractors. i'm half carapacian on my mother's side and the way she treats us is sickening, and now i genuinely fear for my life on my next shift.
IS THERE IS ONE ACT THE WICKED BITCH COULD EVER COMMIT I WOULD SUPPORT. IT WOULD BE THIS. EAT THESE LITTLE FREAKS. FUCK THEM UP.
I support this considerably more with that in mind.
NEW REVIEW OUT. SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE OF WATCHING THIS PILE OF SHIT AND JUST READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY INSTEAD. HTTPS://LETTERBOXD.COM/CGENETICIST/FILM/BETTER-OFF-DEAD/
palm knee digital circuits.
Kindly ignore my cohost with the mosts sour intentions and boneheaded statements! Bruce almighty may have made him with a little extra time but he certainly wasnt curated with any extra love.
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
:33 < i dont get it and yet it f33ls offensive :33 < this post has b33n reported for offensive meowterial on their behalf!
@gutsyGumshoe @golgothasTerror https://i.imgur.com/hVmHP2R.png
I shall send them over in a jiffy! My team of elite engineers have assured me that the "total scrubs" and "dimwitted nerds" working in your department cant parse their epic mathery and top secret dialects.
they did this shit in boston and the streets smelled like molasses for decades to come
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Sa8re and Touch. ----------- @walksta8walK #com8at #f2f #inperson #sparring #narration ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ The irritation she inflicted upon Jack had stretched over roughly a decade, punctuated 8y an extended lull that made the intervening sweeps feel almost erased. Regardless of the passage of time, fate seemed determined to thrust them 8ack into each other’s or8it. Though she had never set eyes on him in flesh, the reputation of his a8ilities preceded him, and every contemporary adversary presented itself as a challenge she could dispatch with ease. Centuries of raining destruction upon Imperial 8rigantines, scattering entire fleets, neutralising swarms of drones, and su8duing the lofty tyrants who claimed honour as their 8anner had rendered mortal men no more than insignificant insects 8eneath her hand. Such triumphs were familiar, 8ut this particular encounter with him provided a rare sensation of venturing into uncharted territory. Jack sought a compromise, a middle ground; she, however, would not concede her homeworld as the venue as much as he. Her planet remained her ultimate 8argaining chip. Instead, she proposed to meet within a dream‑8u88le, anchored on an antiquated shore, just 8eyond the tavern where vessels moored under the pink glow of night. With that arrangement sealed, she turned to her terminal, entered the precise coordinates to him, and transmitted them to him as promised.
i do actually still do some ghsotwriting on earth c though. make some scripts for people. wish i could direct them myself but getting back into that lifestyle feels sort of exhausting especially when i have family here now. not leaving dirk after i finally got to meet him, even if he is a grown ass dude.
the more i look at this pig the worse it gets. from a murder mystery book. you cant convince me this pig isnt the culprit. #swinophobia https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8613.jpeg https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8614.jpeg
Find Yourself A Mate You Can See Yourself Being With For Over 4000 SWeeps.
I've been dxing a lxt xf study xn earth mythxs and sxmething that I keep cxming back tx is the Mummy... Namely because it's such an interesting case xf Xrientalism and blatant bigxtry... X((( Xriginally mummies were less sx seen as pursuing curse-wielding mxnsters and mxre like exxtic xtherwxrldly suitxrs!!! Even famxus authxrs like Bram Stxker wrxte xf mummies in a rxmanticized light in his nxvel the Jewel xf the Seven Stars!!! (Bram Stxker is a famxus earth authxr btw) And it's sx strange!!! Ever since Bxris Karlxff's 1930s Nxvel 'The Mummy' yxu dxn't really feel the impact xf the xlden 'rxmantic mummy'... I guess yxu cxuld alsx pxint tx the sexualizatixn xf Famxus Egyptian Figures and Deities like Clexpatra and Astarte... But that isn't quite as Mummy-centric if that makes sense??? X))) Sxrry!!! I'm rambling!!! I've just been cxnsidering writing a paper xn this sx it's been xn my mind...... https://media...tenxr...cxm/p2XQD1MUSKkAAAAj/wand-xf-gamelxn-gibdx...gif
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33 < i picked some wild flowers today to decorate my hive a little! :33 < like firstly they were just oh so pretty, too pretty in fact that i had to get my paws on it :33 < and they also smelled so sw33t! :33 < the nice flowery aroma should help cover up the smell of blood and all that in my hive too :33 < bonus points!! #flowers #nicehivegoals #sniffsniff
Ranked most o' ye. If ye ain't on this list, assume yer in dead last. Except @archi\/\/eAddict, ye are... Likely nearly the top. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2g\/\/\/\/6587l
I prefer all of my jibs still attached to my meat sack, thank you very much. - MC Oleana
In A Teams Meeting Before The Sun Even Sets #workfromhive #fml
The world needs more girlsmooch snugglepiles.
Cub, I think you may be delusional in this instance
I'm on tenterhooks awaiting your great work!
Phooey.
Absolutely shellacked off two rounded teaspoons of Metamucil.
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
I tried to claim my points and it sent me to a music video excuse me dude is this some kind of error.
There's so many of my splinters on this website, you'd wonder why I'm adding myself to the mix.
I wonder what my ectofather/bro would think of me working in a shitty tv show. If I learnt anything from Dave, he'd probably fuck hard with that.
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
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I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Unrelated question: Where is my ball.
quads da superior form of romance btwaves. i mean i aint really dat interested in gettin involved in em (one exception <>) but we reely cooked wit dat. by we i mean me bc trolls + culture is basically all bc of me. u welcome
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Never enter into relationships where you aren't getting an equal part of the pie. Friendships, quadrants, it matters not. If you aren't getting something out of the transaction, it isn't worth your time. #Wisdom #Selflove
young grubs these days need to be terrified. it is like lusii milk to them. wvwithout fear, their bones wvwill not devwelop properly. - the orphaner dualscar
#BrInGtHeMbAcK #LoLcAtS
#bringthemback #lolcats not totally sure wwhat a lol cat is but i am sure it must be wworried for itself and its pack bring the lol cats back to their pack and safety #furryfriends #bigpumper
Pro ship? why yes! It is only natural to wish to travel the world by nautical means! I am pro ship!
i dont wanna be insensitive but...... can u still do that w/ the whole...... sprite feather fraggle thing
i am srry for my actions and i prommy 2 try to becomena bettr person and friend 2 trolls
#problematic #sorrytrolls #ipromise2bebetter wish i was a troll just bc i thnk itd be fun 2 pitch flirt
OK 1 GOT BOR3D OF TH4T QU1CKLY
TH4NK GOD YOU C4N 4T M1N1MUM CH4NG3 TH3 T3XT COLOR ON TH1S S1T3 B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T DO3S NOT 4CCOUNT FOR SN1FF F4T1GU3
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Visit the Shop tab to purchase crossover outfits featuring characters from Overwatch, Nier Automata, and Citizen Kane! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
Congratulations to the 118 new members (broken down into 26 for each of the four kingdoms of Earth C, and 14 who were elected as cross-kingdom members) taking their seats in Earth C's Grand Hall voting chamber after yesterday's snap elections, and following ten months of renovations, which included relocating the cafeteria, gift shop, and bathrooms to behind the live music and comedy lounge.
change the j to a g and it shoUld work a charm!
she let me hit but i chose not to because i would never hit a woman #thinkaboutthat
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-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 ok its wild to me that this is a thing that i need to enforce now and 2 the human users of my site i apologise i guess? idk this topic really isnt a big deal at all on alternia so, imagine my surprise when i got some dms about it #incest is now an enforced tag under the rules. if you are up to this kinda thing, allude to it, whatever, use it or i suspend u to the ppl who are upset by this content i suggest u block n move on and if you see someone not using this tag after this point msg me about it im not banning it but u gotta be more mindful of other ppl around here if you are gonna be chittring anything about it #siteupdates -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- PBVnYRlaPaGmrohlT/PItaDHiZeBbWXOGPMtixbMvpSVIbqXUgmHjnRQDWHRKCmI nkXKYdLMDOXvWHOGlcPOSsQjBlauVSMWWtbqc/rrudKRsey/EbfzmGPqUzlLGiOG TsIhZwBw+hcAlmQBrciskDkuStPJRGrZGVITgeJzPbtNhsBjQZnHphTCiYOKceOo VHTrSgkxqTbBplKjjFtXcbYYNQuKdEjorMBGECjNDcopMhJZEBwSnDFiJqCwGzSs ZjAzqnRxboOTlzeJwbvYSgcnkFpnNoRIaCaZcLZfuCGbkTecceOnnUjXxcIkeQyK oHR+FOUfvJXiRrbLgRiWSFmawWjaqZrhRKv+QjKVoSBBjeTYygjjraIIZZZGKfEr gZFd =opAB -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
> fuck #vaguep0st1ng 1t's #spec1f1cp0st1ng h0urs @can0r0usGl0ry @c0nd1t10nalAev1tern1ty y'all g0tta talk ab0ut y0ur relat10nsh1p g0ddamn
:33 < i have worked on a joke! please enjoy :OO < knock knock!! :33 < who is there? :OO < cat! :33 < cat who? :OO < blessings to you!! it sounded like you sn33zed! #jokes #h33h33 #lol #rawrflmao
D --> No we usually throw or jab with them
if youre anywwhere dowwnwwind a me ill be able to discern you from the increased levvels a salinity in the air dont get comfy
D --> Set sail D --> Mast turns with a pale gale D --> Ocean like wine not anything like ale D --> Crows nest, spy an i-land with a fo-rest D --> Butlers amok, thats my flock, crook in hand when we land D --> Shepard the massful masses, avert eyes from muscular D --> Glasses full of milk on route to be served, each one caring for the ne%t in the herd
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Here. At a more appropriate hour. Still not able to plan it for 4pm, but it'll work for now. ... THIS IS A TEST OF COMMUNICATIONS BROADCAST ARRAY ID NO. 134.092. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED TO BROADCAST ACROSS OTHER TIMELINES. IF RESIDENTS /OUTSIDE/ THE FOLLOWING TIMELINES: - Earth F_1 - Earth F_2 ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, REPLY TO THIS CHIT WITH PROPER TIMELINE ID AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE 8x12 - EARTH F_1. MOUTHPIECE: JADE HARLEY.
Speaking Candidly I Would Say Youre Probably The Only Person I Would Ever Trust To Control Such A Substance
We're saving the dripless one dollar at a time. Least we could do as the overseers of the world we fought for and cultivated.
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
\/\/\/\/hat in Her Imperious Condescension’s Armoire did ye just bark at me, ye scur\/\/y bilgerat? I’ll ha\/\/e ye kno\/\/\/\/ I be the meanest Orphaner this side o' port, and I’\/\/e led numerous raids on lo\/\/\/\/blood lusii, and assassinated a thousand suitors. I be trained in hit-and-run orphaning and be the deadliest \/\/\/\/ith a riflekind of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ s\/\/\/\/ag. I’ll ha\/\/e yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like ne\/\/er been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your ne\/\/\/\/fangled computing de\/\/ice? Think t\/\/\/\/ice on that, scally\/\/\/\/ag. As \/\/\/\/e parley I be contacting my secret net\/\/\/\/ork o’ sailors across the sea and yer port is being tracked right no\/\/\/\/ so ye better prepare for the typhoon, \/\/\/\/ee\/\/il. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll \/\/\/\/ipe ye off the map. Ye’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail any\/\/\/\/here, in any \/\/\/\/aters, and can kill ye in o’er se\/\/en hundred \/\/\/\/ays, and that be just \/\/\/\/ith me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line \/\/\/\/ith a cutlass, but I ha\/\/e an entire mariner fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to \/\/\/\/ipe yer arse off o’ the \/\/\/\/orld, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat de\/\/ilish \/\/\/\/rath your jibe \/\/\/\/as about to incur, ye might ha\/\/e belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and no\/\/\/\/ ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all o\/\/er ye and ye’ll dro\/\/\/\/n in the depths o’ it. Ye'r G'l'bgolyb food no\/\/\/\/. #poetry #nsf\/\/\/\/\/\/ #noticemeempress #funny #minionmemes
Yes bro my fresh bowl of sputum thank heavens you got some too.
Im concerned about the optics of being called someones pops on a post about a dope tailcoat and stache.
One needs not to see straight when hes got a screwball aimed precisely at how epic he looks!
That seems like some kind of implication or perhaps an invitation!
You would look magnificent attending a ball or perhaps a book launch gala.
the human king of burgers definitely knows his stuff
Interesting. What literature is this complex character from? I’m unfamiliar.
Youre a real thinker.
iF THEY DO NOT DUEL WHO WiLL CARRY THE EGG
WATCHED A ViDEO OF A “HUMAN WEDDiNG” TODAY!! iM SO CONFUSED. WHY WERE THEY SO SMALL AND NOT EVEN BiTiNG EACH OTHER? ALiEN CULTURE iS SO STRANGE!! <33
And yet like the branches of a wisteria tree, clinging to their volatile vice of the gale winds. I am utterly and effortlessly swayed.
An enchanting amount of whimsy. It feels like encountering a member of the Seelie Court. A lurid imagining made real. To survive in defiance of the pulverizing weight of an invariably uncaring and cruel world while still boasting the indomitable goodwill and charitable purity of heart to don a dapper and fake mustache. It melts me. In emotively spontaneous human combustion. https://i.imgur.com/y0p5xdw.gif
jane crocker #10000babies #armyofbabies #reproductiverights
yO ThIs mOtHeR FuCkEr sOuNdS LiKe a tOoL. hOw aBoUt yOu gEt a mOtHeR FuCkIn jOb aT GrUbLaNd wItH ThE BaLl pItS If yOu aIn't wAnNa bE CoMmItTeD To yOuR JoB? hOnKiNg mY DaMn hOrN At tHiS OnE.
[[okay im british i had no fucking clue what turning point usa was mb 😭 crazy to have that as an acc here]]
kEeP On sPiTtInG JaKe. No mAtTeR WhAt aNy mOtHeR FuCkEr mIgHt sAy. YoUr wIcKeD RhYmEs aRe lIkE ThE MoLaSsEs iN My lIsTeNiNg fLaPs, I CoUlD TaKe tHe wHoLe mOtHeR FuCkIn wOrLd iNtO My hEaD If yOu'rE RaPpInG ThAt sHiT StRaIgHt iNtO My pAn.
SCRAPPED (EXTINGUISHED) FIRE FROM RUMBLE SEASON 2: When i wrap my crap superficially / i begin to rhyme loquaciously! / my status untouched and my lyrics uncut / i came here to chew bubblegum and also kick butt! But ive got no candy left / my maw has been left bereft! / so call it christmas i guess / and youll take nothing less / when i deliver these gift wrapped fists at my behest!
When you type more evil it makes it sound like you feel some kind of way about me!
I must clarify! i have not and will never have relations with a paradox version of my own good self! to insist the contrary is to tell a thumper! *HOOOONKKK* media attention is most incriminating!
ill sponsor ya next match
Friendship of the purely platonic sort never dies on the preserving planes of brohood getaway island.
Please dont place bids on my skivvies.
My ideal pray is over a warm sunday supper with my nearest and dearest. My ideal prey would be a pesky jackalope that dodges my buckshots with a wiggly tail but still gets nabbed when i cease playing with my quarry!
Im starting to think i might be in association with a few nutcases.
My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg
d --> thse were not my workout brownis
Heh.
she pity on my chittr till i mediate
nesben has felt lust for the first time ever in nesbens life. nesben has to eat a raw ground tuber to eliminate this and become nesben again. #nsfw #nesben #potato
bro delete this