#costarconfessions
I REAPPLIED FOR MY LAST BUREAUCRATIC JOB UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME AND I’VE BEEN ON THE PAYROLL FOR A FEW PERIGEES. #COSTARCONFESSIONS #CW-JOB
SOMETIMES WHEN I OVERWORK MYSELF AND GET LOW ON CAEGARS I CALL OTHER COMPANY’S LICENSING MANAGERS THAT I WORK WITH AND PRETEND THEY’RE AN EX MATESPRIT I’M TRYING TO GET BACK WITH. #COSTARCONFESSIONS
SOMETIMES WHEN NO ONE I LIKE SEES MY CHIT I GET SAD AND SHOW IT TO MY SECRETARY, WHO THEN LOCKS ME IN A TWO HOUR UNSKIPPABLE CONVERSATION ABOUT SAID CHIT. #COSTARCONFESSIONS
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I TRIED TO BECOME A RAINBOWDRINKER BY BLENDING SKITTLES BUT IT CAME OUT MORE LIKE DUST THAN A LIQUID AND I ENDED UP CHOKING. #COSTARCONFESSIONS
I WAS ONCE SO DISTRAUGHT AFTER ONE OF MY QUADS BROKE UP WITH ME I SPENT A FEW DAYS LISTENING TO THOSE GRUBTUBE HERTZ FREQUENCY HEALING VIDEOS TO TRY AND FIX MYSELF. #COSTARCONFESSIONS