♦ pitied by @gutsyGumshoe
oh this actually looks peaceful! 0v0
THOUGH I HAVE ABSTAINED FROM ATTENDING THE IN-PERSON EVENTS OF #ERIDANWEEK AFTER THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION I FOUND MYSELF CAUGHT UP IN DURING THE FIRST NIGHT, NOTHING IS QUITE SO VALUABLE TO AN AUTHOR AS LIFE EXPERIENCE. I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY ASSURED THAT EXTRA SAFETY MEASURES ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED IN THE INTEREST OF MAKING SURE EACH EVENT IS MORE EXCITING AND RESULTS IN FEWER CASUALTIES THAN THE LAST. THE RISK I'M TAKING IS CALCULATED, AND HOPEFULLY, I'M NOT THAT BAD AT MATH. #IWANTCANDY
sigh...... someones gotta go supervise ig *SIIIIGHS AGAIN* #IWantCandy #EridanWeek
no offense tho i will NOT be touchin that thing >_<
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
the homossexuaal detectiivess aare iin my notiifiicaatiionss.
I am *very* pleased to announce I've stumbled upon several deposits of iron. The most noble metal, of course, as its the one my sign represents. I shall use this to fashion greater tools, and further my adventure. I am very, very happy with this development. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f307b14a1ed0.PNG
this cant be real
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
hAHA THIS, iS FUN, @GUTSYgUMSHOE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D9256DB93BA7.JPG
when the kity doesnt want u to get up u HAVE to stay there bc kity makes da rules #ThePurrer #CatsInCharge
whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
#iamconsumed #bymyownguilt
↘️where to even begin.↘️ ↗️THIS WAS A TRUE "YOU HAD TO BE THERE" MOMENT, A THROWDOWN OF GLADITORIAL COMBAT SO SEVERE THAT I WAS SHOCKED TO SILENCE FOR THE MAJORITY OF MY TIME THERE, AND HAD TO DEPART DURING THEIR PHYSICAL ENTANGLEMENT DUE TO THE STRONG PRESENCE OF CERTAIN↗️ ↘️feelings↘️ ↗️I BEGAN TO EXPERIENCE WHILE WATCHING SUCH SHIMMERING, EXEMPLARY ARTIFACTS OF SUPERIOR MAKE AND MODEL "TUSSLE" IN A TRUE WARRIOR'S BOND.↗️ ↘️i will now briefly recap to you an approximation of what occurred.↘️ ↗️THE TWO ALIEN ONES, ONE OF WHICH WAS HAIRY AND THE OTHER OF WHICH WAS PALE, LOCKED LIMBS AND GROUND THEIR BULGEMOUNDS UNTIL THE SUPERIOR PHYSIQUE OF A HIGHBLOOD ROYAL↗️ ↘️(eridan of #eridanweek)↘️ ↗️BROKE UP THEIR INTERMEDIATE INVOLVEMENT.↗️ ↘️then, all three of them entangled, like an ashen engagement during a particularly unproductive drone season.↘️ ↗️DESPERATION. PURE. ROUGH. RIGID. IT WAS LITERALLY A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. AND ENTIRELY PLATONIC.↗️ ↘️i think.↘️ ↗️SOMEONE DELIVERED ONTO THEM A BLUNT AND INTRUSIVE OBJECT FOR THE PURPOSE OF BATTERY AND IT WAS USED TO DO AS MUCH.↗️ ↘️the crack of the wooden panel against their raw hides makes me shudder still.↘️ ↗️I COULD HEAR IT ECHO THROUGH MY PANCAVERN.↗️ ↘️presumably, they shortly ceased rumbling afterwards.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT KNOW.↗️ ↘️i was highly pleased with the endeavor.↘️
Miss Crocker...What is that thing? It makes me a touch uneasy.
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Do£s this lik£, com£ with a comical lik£, prop£ll£r hat? ;P
Five Nights at Eridan Week? #eridanweek #fnaew
You are a profoundly sick and twisted person. It may be the sole thing I respect about you.
this fine mornin on #eridanwweek day fivve im acceptin applications for a hamster wwheel contraption that youll be runnin inside of provvidin powwer to the entirety of the festivval hyperactivve lowwblood FREAKS sought
Truly disheartening that fools would try to ruin Crockercorp's hard work at #Eridanweek out of jealousy and spite. Pathetic. But Crockercorp will rise above.
FUCK I MEANT THANK YOU MESSIAH JANE FOR ALL YOUR HARd WORK REVIVIFYING THE UNFORTUNATE MOTHERS ANd FUCKERS WHO WERE CAUGHT IN THE BLAST YOUR MERCY IS UNPARALLELEd ANd IM SORRY I ALLOWEd A FELLOW PURPLE TO TILT ME ASTRAY I WILL NEVER dOUBT YOU AGAIN.
i need more sleepy pills or something fucking hate this four hours of sleep bullshit anyways making that list later and spinning the wheel good luck to everyone who entered
The whole she*BANG* (get it) with the oil and the bomb had this joint smelling like a couple of hot kebabs.
I doubt this has any bearing on anyone else on the platform, but - on account of the world having ended, the Wii Food Channel service has been discontinued. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/food_channel.png
Seeing people pitch a reverse hemospectrum order after a backlog of flirtation is something I will be claiming hoofbeast-and-carriage collision whiplash for. #dashwatching
1 TH1NK Y0U 4R3 V4STLY 0V3R3ST1M4T1NG H0W MUCH FR1CT10N TH3R3 1S (4T L34ST 0UTS1D3 0F TH3 R1NG) #3R1D4NW33K
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! IS JAKE DONE FOR, OR WILL #eridanw33k's NAMESAKE SAVE HIM?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png
I am happy t9 see m9re pe9ple taking a stand against this rampant friv9lity. Next time, th9ugh, remem6er t9 tag y9ur p9st with #N9thingWeek instead f9r additi9nal reach. We want the w9rd 9f this pr9test t9 get t9 as many pe9ple as p9ssi6le.
~vvill not be attending #eridanvveek for the sake of my physical and mental health
I am n9t. #N9thingWeek is a seri9us issue and I appr9ach it with n9thing 6ut the gravity that it deserves. I d9n't kn9w wh9 9n y9ur team is resp9nsi6le f9r this mix-up, 6ut see that it is rectified immediately 6ef9re I am f9rced t9 take acti9n against y9u.
apostate there will be two human men wrestling covering in oil there tonight can we pick a different day to boycott it maybe tomorrow
wheres the cold option anyway though
Well, of course, but to use that 'personality' to antagonize me...
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FLASKE?! I thought you better than to get in on this drivel. You mustn't abuse moderator powers like this.
- Ohh, haha... if you're sure. I'll bring you back a mmug. If you want. 😀😅 - I'll troll you right now! #OmmwToYourInbox
I'm not interested in that and I'm *NXT* #Coming. ..But you should DM me. - MC Oleana
- But Oleana! I thought you liked that stuff! 🥺 - I got a whole mmess of ringside seats. You really don't want to comme and laugh at these nummb nugs with mme??? ☹️☹️ I'll commp your snacks!
i am neww to this showw but it sounds exactly up my alley i cannot wwait to see twwo casually engaged pitch mate bros dominate each other in front of their gourds!
mE, aLSO,
the #strilondereunion is going great [a picture of john and karkat still fighting is attached below, the legs of various people seen sitting and standing around in the background, someone is being passed a handful of coins one of daves hands is in frame giving a thumbs up]
If any other Roses would be willing to instruct me in the forbidden majyyks, I'd be much obliged. I'm specifically interested in improving combat abilities. Hell, if anyone else wants to teach me swordplay, marksmanship, kickboxing, or just about any other fighting style that exists, I'll be an eager student. A situation has arisen, and I have vermin that needs dealing with.
[Kazumo Kaiaug has posted an image!] (It’s Callie Mallie hanging upside down from a flagpole by her knees and typing something on her phone while she does)
#NSFW You know the roof on fire We gon' boogie oogie oogie, jiggle, wiggle and dance Like the roof on fire We gon' drink drinks and take shots until we fall out Like the roof on fire Now baby give a booty naked, take off all your clothes, And light the roof on fire, daleee
fear not messiah i have PROCUREd a hue similar to that of your BLOOd color for you TOdAY i LEARNEd that human messiahs are REd
Be there. No sign up, no credit card, no bullshit. #oilingup
I have been postitutely bumping the latest release from the king of clownery himself! @clownBae s latest tune has got me jiving like a mad cat on a hot tin roof. The backing track of #rumblenight itself be sure to tune your stereoviews to #eridanweek s very own THRICE OILED RUMBLETHON!! https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV
I'm banned froom #eridanweek i'm banned froom moost big festivals actually that's why i'm noot there soorry too disappooint my devooted fans
↘️higher manglement has commanded me to remove the final vestiges of my personal devotion from my worksquare, as my meetings-based doodles and business notes have become "disruptive" to the work flow of lesser, inferior employees.↘️ ↗️WE HAVE TAKEN A LOSS HERE, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE MY SERVITUDE WILL PERSIST, EVEN WITHOUT THE REMINDERS OF MY CAREFUL DEVOTION AND ADMIRATION FOR MY TRUE, UNSUNG SUPERIORS.↗️
MY DELICIOuS BREAKFAST. #MYMEAT HTTPS://IMAGE2uRL.COM/R2/DEFAuLT/IMAGES/1775135592163-4A940F07-FAB7-4AD8-910C-564802EC30FD.PNG
↘️no.↘️
&& yez u will b able 2 listen 2 a reel acktual song i made forreel called #BIGFATA$$ nvr4gtit
THE STAGE WILL BE ALIGHT WITH YOUR SICK FIRE!!!
I believe this to be one of the creatures I was forewarned of. Never fear, I shall punch it until it is duly executed by my deft hand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/580e18506b69.PNG
IT EXPLODED I'VE BEEN LED ASTRAY NOW THERE IS A GROANING MAN??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e10da8c4584.PNG
No petition is going to get me to shave. You are all wasting your time.
Good morning, Ms. Crocker. I hope you are doing well after the previous night's events. Make sure to drink water, yes?
w0rth the wait.
You're the cream in my coffee You're the salt in my stew You'll always be my necessity I'd be lost without you #lyricposting
u guyz ever see a bitch so bad bc she is kind of a horrible prsn but also bc shes so fukin fine but u have to tell urself to get it together n let her be a baddie on her own #vagueposting #notrly #fuuuuuuuuckshessobad
i can'tt see anything down here. my pdhone screen isnt even bright eneough. #peanutbuttersandwich. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4a28f672f87d.png
↗️YOU ARE IN HIS RECUPERACOON BUT I AM IN HIS HEDGE FUND REGULATING HIS INVESTMENT FUNDS.↗️
Two top notch dames if i do say so myself! Save me a piece of your pie janey im prepping the fur trim on my own undubious wizard duds.
AWWWWWWWWW YUSSSSS <333333 listen jane u dont GET IT its not gnomely ur vibes r like THE SORCERERS APPRENTICESS (apprentice + princess = u see?) LOOKIN GOOD ;))))
THE SELLOUT FINALLY ARRIVES, DRAGGING THE SHADE OF A PROJECT LONG PAST BEHIND HIM. CAN YOU DROP THE CORPSE BOX FOR JUST A MOMENT, AND TRY TO STAND ON YOUR OWN STOMPNUBS FOR JUST A MOMENT? We already know the answer. You never could. A COLLABORATION OF SOULLESS HUCKSTERS, CONVENING ON ONE NON-TAXABLE EVENT (don’t think you slid that one past me, @gutsyGumshoe ) LIKE SO MANY LATCHFISHES ON A FALLEN, BLOATED LEVIATHAN’S CORPSE. DON’T THINK THAT A SHARED HISTORY WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE FALLOUT OF THIS EVENT, URODYN. I’LL BE SURE TO CORRECT THAT GAUDY HORNJOB YOU SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO IF I HAPPEN TO SEE YOUR CEGARCHASING FACE AT ERIDANWEEK. #ERIDANWEEK #UNCOMING #SAMURAIISDEAD
guys please help i cant see in here. where did my peanut butter sadnwich go. #peanutbuttersandwich.
incredible roses absolutely stunning i lovve wwizards so muc
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What Do Eridans Even Do At #eridanweek? Is Only The Prime Celebrated? I Would Ask For An Invite But I Would Prefer To Use My Imagination And Misinformation From Strangers.
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im curious if any of you hornyposters are actually getting any or is it just llike a llot of malle peacocks doing mating displlays but no grinding or diving is actually happening #nsfw
I simply have to come out on top. I've made too many sacrifices, made too many promises that I must keep. There is no room for failure- a true Twelve Star Man always rises above.
ok i get it wwere all tired of eridans antics and the truth the simple truth is that i dont care and it doesnt hurt my feelins at ALL
* it's a beautiful day outside. * birds are singing, flowers are blooming... * on days like these, trolls like you... * Should be attending Eridan Week! #eridanweek #sponsoredpost
Its like ive been reduced to being flat on my hiney! Legs akimbo and my mind totally scrambled...
bE CAREFUL jAKE, iT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR A, cREAM PIE, iNSTANT LOSS, tYPE, sCENARIO, iT CAN HAPPEN, tO ANY, oF US,
You wont believe what happens next.
“It’s so cold out there,” said Anna. “I would say I hope he freezes, but I know that the liquid brimstone that surely flows through his veins will keep him warm.” Pam put a mink stole around Anna’s shoulders. “We’ll all look for the cat,” she creaked. “But first we have to feed our ponies.” “Okay,” said Anna. Pam went to the barn to get her pair of balances. When she returned, she leapt on Acorn’s back, and lo, Anna beheld the black horse and its rider. “Come and see,” Pawnee told Anna. “A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.” “What the fuck are you talking about?” asked Anna. Acorn ran around the paddock once and then stopped. Anna was surprised that Acorn didn’t run with his friends. But the white, red, and pale horses and their riders were nowhere to be found. Acorn just stood at the fence and stared into the woods. He’s looking for the cat, thought Anna. Even the company of a devil must be preferable to being alone. After they ate breakfast, the girls packed thermoses of You know what, the liquor joke is too obvious here. This time, I’m going to make the thermoses full of healthy soup. You’ve got to give your characters a break once in a while. You’re responsible for them, after all. And not in some shitty pseudo-clever, magniloquent, metafictional way; don’t worry, I’m not going to get all Six-Characters-In-Search-Of-y here. That would just be self-indulgent. I mean, I’m obviously going to inevitably write myself into the story later, and it’s going to be incredibly fucking self-indulgent. I’m going to be handing out indulgences like a sixteenth-century Catholic clergyman. Except I’ll be handing them all to myself. Indulging myself all over the damn place. Martin Luther’s going to have to come over here himself and bust my popish ass for it. I guess what I’m saying, Jane, is that I’m directly responsible for the Protestant Reformation. I conceived of this book as a dumb gag birthday present for you, but it somehow turned into a Faustian (perilously close to fustian) saga about good and evil. At least, that’s what I think it’s become about. I honestly still don’t know at this point. Ergo aforementioned responsibility. I always get carried away with my projects, you know that. But here’s the rub: when I started inserting all that grandiloquent prose, it was ironic and intentionally turgid and purple as shit. But I’m really not sure if that’s still what I’m doing, or if I’m #DetectivePony
What a lovely day to be at The Felt Mansion. https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/17/01/08/bb/20190323-182935-largejpg.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&s=1
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
The Last Individual Who Used My Label Maker To Affix Their Childs Name To Their Thorax Did Not Put It Back In Its Rightful Place So If You Are Only Arriving To The Caverns Now You Are Going To Just Have To Use A Sharpie Or Something
POV: You're the mug cake the Chairmancer is making in the company microradiation boX. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4dc7d076b8b5.png - MC Oleana
Hello, all. It is with a heavy heart that we must announce - #MacroMay is being postponed indefinitely, for now. We must sadly pull back, and reassess our company's finances due to some steep legislacerator fees we have uneXpectedly accrued. We apologize deeply for this. We know there was a lot of eXcitement building around the event. We are as frustrated as you must be. #MayICome - MC Oleana
What??? Jane, but our promise?! What are you talking about??? DM me IMMEDIATELY. Please.
I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
CAN'T SAVE EVERYONE FROM THEMSELVES. BUT I CAN TRY TO SAVE THEIR SOULS FROM YOUR TIARATOP TRICKERY. AU REVOIR, FASCISTA. HOPE YOU'LL BE READY.
OBSERVING THE IMPERIAL CORPORATION ACTIVELY READJUST THEIR ASSET IN REAL TIME HAS BEEN DISHEARTENING. I AM NOW DIRECTLY SPEAKING TO @gutsyGumshoe AND @caligulasAquarium WITH MY PUSHER ALIGNED ON ONE PATH. YOUR PRECIOUS ERIDANWEEK IS NUMBERED. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING SOON, AND IF THAT RECKONING COMES WITH A CHANCE TO FREE @twentyfourCarat FROM YOUR RAPACIOUS CLAWS, I WILL DO SO, EVEN IF DEATH IS HIS FINAL HOPE. #ERIDANWEEK #NOLONGERCOMING
#eridanwweek has brought a influx a me from dimensions unknowwn and somehoww i still dont got the self respect to spare you rabble from my wwhims such as wwantin to be ground into dust under the heel of a hotblood/regal type maneater vvixen wwhose powwers are boundless and dowwnright dubious in nature is that so much to ask for #reallynoww #nsfww
Need something to do other than bite my wings and draw gore. I’m also running out of fabric for puppets. Damn it.
kinda feelin like im missing out on a hella party :/ #eridanweek
since my “dear” brother already seems to have shared what we will call “art” with yoU, i will do him the favoUr of sharing this piece from his private folder of his “hUmansona”. what a winning smile! or at least, what i think is a smile. it really is hard to tell, isn’t it? https://image2Url.com/r2/defaUlt/images/1775008224071-c503a3ca-587a-4e53-a83b-d444731ca183.png
((i hate that i get so anxious so easily when it comes to one-on-one bs LMAO im over here like "i am being judged right now"))
I won't pretend to say I have the foggiest idea of what's going on here. That, and I just woke up.
Jovial Handjobs Have Returned In The People's Time Of Need At #eridanweek. The Drones Cannot Stop Me From Uplifting The Masses. #nsfw
(( (the first three posts are still abt eridanweek.......)
(( i wilm survive
(( im ngl as someone who wasn't tuned in from the beginning, the eridanweek stuff is kind of insufferable... i dont want to yuck you guyses yums or anything but i really do hope we can go back to a better ratio of eridanweek to not-eridanweek posting OTL
...can troll bruno mars ever catch a break. ~~0o
Julioh!!!
th⚘ngs just don't stop happen⚘ng over there
THEY TAKE THE POWER OUT OF OUR WORDS. THEY STRIP IS OF POWER THROUGH MAKING US INTO THEIR JOKES. THEIR SARCASM AND IRONY EXIST TO DECLAW AND DEFANG US.
TELLING PEOPLE TO GO 'STREAM' YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN IS PROBABLY AMONG THE MOST PRETENTIOUS ACTS A TROLL CAN DO. DO YOU MEAN LISTEN? LISTEN WITH YOUR FUCKING HEAR DUCTS? I'LL KILL US BOTH IN AN ATOMIC FUCKING SUPLEX AS I PERFORM AN ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE OFF THE DEEPEND PRONG IN UNLOVABLE PRONG. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
new banner! ^U^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/690b43f3fa18.gif
i wwill respectfully abstain from this awwesome manhunt since itd be a right fuckin buzzcull that i end up wwith the thing i can recognize that
Just Telepathically Sexed John #nsfw
> they gon be talk1ng about you l1ke human2 talk about k1ng von <
[|||] i don't think alcohol and owning a laser pistol mix because i'm just twirling this thing around like the revolver guy from troll metal gear solid,,,
troll bruno mars and troll p1tbull... can't bel1eve 1'm see1ng th1s...
Oh is there a holiday happening? Are there any special things I should decorate my place with? #eridanweek
we're bursting the bouncycastle halfway through #eridanweek day 2. be advised, it isn't wise to interrupt this operation.
I am not attending #eridanweek due to threats and also attempts on my life, but I truly hope that everyone enjoys all of the wonderful events and fun organized by @gutsyGumshoe
oH THANK, gOODNESS,
an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
◩◩◩If you're at #erIdanweek and you dIdn't brIng a pyro pulper or a swInge huller let ME know I have connectIons◪◪◪
like 7his s7a7us if i sh0uld reserve a mee7 up place f0r eridan week! gran7ed i7ll pr0bably jus7 las7 l0ng en0ugh f0r day 2 bu7 7ha7s pr0bably en0ugh lul!
If that's wwhat it takes, Karkat (I did you wwrong, Karkat) Just wwant you back, Karkat (I need you bad, baaaad) I'm sorry (Sorry) Sorry (Oooohhhh)
@MODS PLZ MODS HALP
- NNNNOT mmy freaking private account! AGAIN! LOL! I MEANT TO DO THIS! I mmeant to do it twice! LOL!!!!!!!! 🤣
happy trans day 0f visibility t0 all 0f my trans friends, wh0 als0 happen t0 be the c00lest pe0ple ever. i can't see y0u but y0u're still visible t0 me.
i might havve some kinda gender goin on but i havve too much pent up anger an too many pairs a stupid pants to wwear to think about that right noww
This has been a day of...many revelations. Promises made.I am a very lucky troll. Even though the start of the day went...quite awry. Nothing will keep me down now.
im not invisible rn but just 2 be clear ive had some revelations since troll bruno mars died & came back.......
hAPPY, #TRANSDAYOFVISIBILITY, i DID NOT KNOW, iT WAS TONIGHT, bUT, nICE, aND WHILE I AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, i HAVE, mANY TRANS FRIENDS, i AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, tHOUGH I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS, a GRUNGLER, bEFORE WHICH IS, fUN, bUT UMM YEAH GO, tRANS PEOPLE, yAY!
(Uh) She said she hates my hat (Ooh) There ain't never been a girl so hateful... Think I just met an angel #AnAngel
just wrote my first #ERIdANWEEK fiction... my Pan is sPinning
welc0me 0ne and all t0 aradia megid0's amazing digital psych ward.
im a seepy horpy stroke hopsital
i think i partially broke my tail #tailhaversmoment
happy #eridanweek day 2 #imcoming to your timeline to remind you of todays writing prompts: DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE and i have been given a bonus list promoted and sponsored from crockercorp directly and days 2s bonus prompt option is: hipster scarf shibari @captiousGestures and i hope to see you join this writing challenge today! 0v0 (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, Eridan Ampora/Reader, #nsfw, writing prompts, writing challenge, content rating: M)
ANY UGLY WOMEN NEED PROTECTING TOO? ANY UGLY MEN WANNA WRESTLE? ANY REGULAR CREATURES WANNA SHARE FRIES?
my lawyers have advised me against posting about the corrupt politicians i had assassinated in a public space :/
because im into feet and im tryna keep all the blood in my head instead is goin under #lyrics #cancon #intofeet #by #sum41
I have retreated upstate for the time being, as the wetland that is Old New York has made this recent humidity wave unbearable to weather in the surrounding areas. I wish only the best to those who will face the floods head on as this week-long storm approaches.
wwell folks there wwere ups there wwere dowwns but i can thankfully conclude the homeless eridan chapter as ivve crashed the tatters of my airship into the spot my original hivve once sat before a temporal rift yanked it to oblivvion unknowwn and its only day twwo of #eridanwweek
W41T. TH3R3 W4S 4N #3R1D4NW33K?? WHY WOULD YOU M4K3 4N 3NT1R3 3V3NT D3D1C4T3D TO TH4T GUY OF 4LL TROLLS????
YOU KNOW WHAT, ACTUALLY? I'M SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY TROLL IN A FUCKING MOOD AFTER DAY ONE. IF YOU WANT TO FEATURE AS THE "BULL" CUCKING ERIDAN, I WILL BE TAKING VOLUNTEERS. #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
I have recently been contacted by a shifty organization that dub themselves the “Shadow Money Wizard Gang”. Could this interest in me and my work be caused by one of you all?
i tried this one after the afterparty last light it wwas incredible my flippers wwere still shakin as i wwriggled into my slime for the day
I couldn't care less about troll Bruno Mars.
Every single one of these lowlifes will get what's coming to them. I will take the respect I deserve from the cold, dead claws of those who would deny me it.
oh my fuck, oh my fuck, troll celine dion and troll bruno mars, fly high, holy shit, oh my tfucking god ibcant do yhis
Even the narrative couldn’t protect Troll Bruno Mars… I should’ve been there guys, I’m sorry.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ having a smoke at #eridanweek, didnt know there was a bench out here. ]
I'm never leaving my hive ever again.
Some people are SO obsessed with those who have more than them. Pathetic, pathetic, PATHETIC! I'M GOING HOME!
∞if anyone has any complaints about the company of corporate i'll be happy to hear them so that me and my team can try our best to fix the issues.
if you call me granny warcrimes ill sue you :( my lawyers said to say this im sorry if its rude
#eridanwweek i should specify that these prestige and freezing COLD burgers and dogs are only for appropriately designated highblood nobility or anyone wwho wwants to kiss my rings
That invisible text guy gives me the CREEPS.
WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING THE LEAST ENTERTAINING HIGHBLOOD? WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING ANY OF THEM, ACTUALLY? WHY AREN'T WE JUST BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM? #VIOLENCE
>([im all t#e way in on t#e orp#aner no doubt t#e #eartstopper is pretty fire too but it gets me lowkey lit]
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! According to my valuable sources, romantic date night spots rented by prominent crypto investors are being FORCED to shut down due to famous #eridanw33k $amporacoin absolutely PLUMMETING in value! This kitty doesnt run a finance article, but she IS interested in the overall reduction of cute date spots in the world! :( What do you think, readers? Are you sad your investements are going nowhere, or are you just sad that paledate you had planned at the Shiprock Tavern has to be changed? Leave your thoughts below!
I am concerned for each and every one of you.
Wait are we being serious about the Eridan WEEK thing..? I thought this was a bit. Like a shitty gimmick or something. I'm not dedicating my April 1st to some random seadweller named Eridan.
:33 < BREAKING!!! Famous bronze blooded song writer @writenRevolution has b33n s33n calling random unknown human @tiptoeTapper her MATESPRIT?! Update your shipping charts people, because it's absolutely, verified, TRUE! As s33n in this scr33nshot taken by yours mewly! If any of you unlucky singles out there were looking to get a piece of Roixmr to satisfy that flushed crush, i've certainly got bad news for mew! https://i.imgur.com/zt32Ayu.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NAH, CORPORATE JUST MISSED THE OBVIOUSLY INTENDED CASE-USE FOR THESE MOFOS. CONSUMER INGENUITY WINS AGAIN. :o)
You just simply cannot be serious.
Of course it'd be her. This charade is exactly the kind offfeftgyerfbhierfjijklpl;ddddd
Arrived at the destination. What a rundown mess. Corporate isn't doing nearly enough to clean up the planet's eyesores like this.
why the fuck is lord junior's chit pinned?
Looks like I'll be taking a trip out of hive soon.
:33 < sorry for missing #eridanw33k day one :33 < despite me yelling and hollering that #imcoming and what have you... :33 < i forgot i didnt have the permission of my meowrail :33 < so everyone got to have fun and die or whatever :(( :33 < i am hoping day two is a completely different story though! digits crossed!!
↗️I HAVE JUST FAILED WORDLE, WHY WAS THIS OFFER POSTED AFTER MY PUBLIC HUMILIATION.↗️ ↘️i will get them next time.↘️
↘️i do not even care anymore whatever.↘️
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ HURRAY! ]
:33 < This kitty will ABSOLUTELY be present for #eridanweek day two! Even if i have a expurrllent sense of smell.. peeyew! Someone has to rake their claws through the muck after all!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Did the revival of Troll Bruno Mars work out ?? ]
really emot1onal stuff happen1ng at #er1danweek... 1 th1nk fam1ly revelat1ons?? whatever 1t 1s, 1'm d1gg1ng 1t emot1onally...#com1ngforemot1ons
(( https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek For any latecomers ))
watching ♯eridanweek through my ♯scryingpuddle ♯rn i think there is something ♯uncanny about ♯trollbrunomars ♯....
Anyon3 wanna m33t up?? Im lo2t in thi2 bitch and im about to find 2om3wh3r3 to 233 how fa2t I can pound down thi2 fifth #3ridanw33k #icam3 #i2aw #igotgho2t3d #fak3homi32 #2ub2tanc3
REALLY WISHING I COULD TAKE A TURN ON THE TRAMPOLINE. BUT THAT LADY SEEMS TO BE WRINGING MORE ENJOYMENT OUT OF IT THEN ANYONE HERE COULD COMBINED! #ERIDANWEEK
Wow...~!!!! This #eridanweek is very popular, it seeheeheems~!
Where Do I Find The Afterparty? I Think I Should Go Before More People Start To Notice Me. #eridanWeek
meal prep #mycylinder https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54c846acb5a2.jpg
She is; fucking killing that shit though,
#er1danweek afterparty 1s just some gal jump1ng on a trampol1ne... and 1 th1nk tavros d1ed...but 1t's pretty awesome otherw1se
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek 💃🎂
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening at #eridanweek Throw a little caegars, but I still got more But I still got more, but I still got more Throw a little caegars, but I still got more But I still got more, but I still got more ]
ohhhhh 5o #er1danweek 15 a concert!~ 1 thought 1t wa5 a 5ea quake or 5ometh1ng wwwww~ ♪(´▽｀) (5ooooo 1t turn5 out water 15 a very good acou5t1c conductor~ the wall5 are all creaky and 1t feel5 l1ke my th1nkpan 15 be1ng u5ed a5 a 5tre55 ball~ th15 15 gonna rattle the ru5t off my h1ve at th15 rate~ (°ー°〃))
did you need inter dimensional transport? you missed folykl dropping fat sick nasty bars and stuff and now eridan and tavros are getting concussions on trampolines.
Thanks to lik£, £v£ryon£ for lik£, loving my show at lik£, #£ridanw££k!! <3 I was lik£, advis£d to lik£, k££p th£ show lik£, SFW. Sorry to any lik£, original JILARVA£ fans for th£ lack of lik£, shirt coming off. Hop£ you lik£, £njoy£d it anyway <3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/£ridanw££k.png
(( Quick OOC post for pinning reasons! All of my OCs are from my fantroll askblog on tumblr, and are able to be interacted with there! The interactions that happen on Chittr are not considered blog-canon, but I appreciate all the silliness that happens here regardless <3 https://damistrolls.tumblr.com/ ))
HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME AT THE AFTERPARTY! SAFE TO SAY I AM LOCKED IN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! #ERIDANWEEK
Whacked my balls too hard #golfhumour #darkhumour #justajokeliberals
I'm steering clear of the manor for a while. If anyone feels like doing the same I'll wait in the garage idle engine for 5 minutes then I'm gone.
In A Quick Yes Or No AnsWer, Is The Current Climate Of Eridan Week, Would It Be Wise For Me To Come With An *armed* Security Detail?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT IF I BENCH-PRESS THE ENTIRETY OF EARTH-C.
// here's a little ooc pinned post for you greedy bastards. just alt listing for now. surprise, bitch @carcinoGeneticist#3241 @aphroditeFlush @nakNak
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Sure, why not. I've got gloves for a reason. ]
dont mEAn to brag but folykl got me into #eridanweek so we're pretty chill hAhA
hAhahahahA no fUckIng wAaaaAy
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/hkea8e.png @freakNasty ]
MAYBE THE SEADWELLERS ARE GOOD FOR ONE THING, AND THAT THING IS: partying.
^roll MJ di3d a^ 3ridan w33k?! Wha^ do3s ^his m3an for ^h3 upcoming conc3r^?! Fuck!! #viol3nc3 #gor3 (ish idk ^agging shi^ ^o b3 saf3)
Seems day one of #eridanweek was. Something. Hm.
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type shit
sTrAiGhT MoThEr fUcKiNg bArS, sIsTeR. gOsPeL.
ooh k1ll 1t... get em... get em... k1ll 1t... yuh yuh
Roxy, watch me twirl (Ooh) (Yeah)
LOLLL wait there he is!! grinning n laughing n twisting around all sexily & stuff...... :)
fuk i enjoyed troll michael jacksons music but i understand y he had 2 go... wat a dam shame :/ #eridanweek
Well may as well @freakNasty Y.o°ur .o°pini.o°n .o°n temp gr.o°upies? #EridanWeek
...HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT #eridanweek ~~0o
THE PERFORMANCES FOLLOWING THE FIRST HAVE BEEN CONSIDERABLY MORE TO MY LIKING! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, EVERYONE. #ERIDANWEEK
(Yeah) (Ooh) (Darané) (Yeaaah, girl) (That's right) (Ohhhh, yeah) (Her flow)
er, speech to text. whatever.
thank god i put text to speech into that microphone.
...absolutely wicked flow on stage what the fuck. this shit REALLY ain't nothing to me, man. ~~0o
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ TROLL MICHEAL JACKSON??? THIS CAL MIGHT ACTUALLY BE WORTH THE TIME I WAS HERE JUST TO WASTE SOME!!! #eridanweek ]
They hate to see a big ass motherfucker moshing.
D --> Bring your own projectile
WHAT THE EVER-LOVING SHIT IS EVEN HAPPENING AT THAT CONCERT? HOLY FUCKING MOTHER GRUB.
fuck yea papyrus we in it for the long haul
fuck i cant vwait for the afterparty maybe therell be some real music, i brought my guitar so maybe i could play vwondervwall or something #eridanweek
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Lots of #vouyerists at #eridanweek, where's my ... ke- heah- never mind. I'm not saying that. #nsfw ]
i speak for everyone when i say THAT WAS BORING for those looking for a REAL #eridanweek performance i will be setting up soon on the ground (no frills) to deliver some mind blowing wisdom and knowledge partially based around the accusations weve all heard of eridan being a poop baby but other important stuff too
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You never been to an alternian concert? ]
w)(o da fuck is ericdin y )(e get a w)(ole week. #condydecade ftr
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOTTA TALK ABOUT #ERIDANWEEK. NO PARTY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT YUNG JUGG. #IMCOMING AND I'M BRINGING A METRIC TON OF ECSTASY. AN ACTUAL METRIC TON. I WEIGHED IT. #substance
~the greatest slam poet of our time… svvoon <3
i think this marvus dude is g0ing t0 give me brain damage. i'm a big fan.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Outfit for #EridanWeek, I guess. https://files.catbox.moe/h7xx2m.png https://files.catbox.moe/p6rrru.png ]
You like it when I get all twwisty like that, dont'cha baby (Uh!)
is this actually clowwn music howw the fuck is it good #marvvusateridanwweek
i think some of the imperial propaganda on this site is very obvious, if your dumb enough to fall for it some of you just aren't meant to be free thinkers. if some of you are genuinely falling for the drones pretending to be trolls i think you should go outside
Eridan week AND ive found myself in the splendid company of one hundred whole followers? Boy im clicking my heels!
ii heard iiTT wa2 2horTT for "erranTT damnaTTiion"
#MacroMay is still tentatively on, and we will be providing more details as the date draws closer. Look forward to it. #MayICome - MC Oleana
fuh nah
fuk ok now im hyped 2 cum 2 #eridanweek :O
found out troll bruno mars is gonna be at eridanweek
If you dont much mind taking a looksie at a few of my posts youll find yourself in the know! As for you bro youre just fit for this shindig as a spunky and silly looking unicorn guy im sure youd cut it up like no one else.
wAIT,,, sURPRISE, mARVUS, pERFORMANCE??
i dont understand the issue with clear communication of intent here i mean for instance if your average joe doesnt know #imcoming to #eridanweek and #bouncingonit how would they know they need to engage in elite fisticuffs to obtain a spot in line for my trampoline think of the greater good and also my entertainment here
↘️why.↘️ ↗️I AM SEEING SOME NETWORKING OPPORTUNITIES AND ALSO SOME POTENTIAL FOR INVESTMENTS.↗️ ↘️this seems literally up your alley as someone who "strictly accepts payment in caegars".↘️
It will be a w.o°nderful netw.o°rking .o°pp.o°rtunity I am g.o°ing t.o° be there t.o° sell s.o°da
They should add this Eridan fellow to Fortnite; it feels like the only way to kick off an event of this calibre.
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
obviously its some kind of farting poopy #EVERYONEiscoming
All I Ask is that I get a good seat for the headliner, baby!
[BEGIN CHIT] I AM UNAB1E T0 ATTEND #ERIDANWEEK BUT REzT AzzURED I zHA11 MAKE zURE MY CREW CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE CE1EBRATI0Nz [END CHIT]
Get Him Out Of My Notifications. Somebody Tell Me How To Block, Please.
bro im at this fucking cooking contest and this fucking guy is putting pickles to the fucking pasta im gonna win
The time that Chittr was down was the perfect opportunity to kiss your wife.
#Yuri warriors, assemble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/103cbfdd8cd6.png
New profile pi€ture. Feeling: Professional. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1284_20260329231246.png
#spadesslickweek has been cancelled. i have just left negociations with @avariceconglomerate and i have been convinced to attend #eridanweek with 3k boonbucks and a personal assistant. i will say the line. #imcoming.
Okay lik£, you guys lik£ n££d to w£ar th£s£. OMFG.
we have 2 put down john.
Vwhoewver coined the term "palmhusk" needs to be publicly flogged. This fuckin thing is barely the size of a damn finger, forget a vwhole palm.
Men used to go to war. Men used to eat stew. Nowadays it's all just a vapid race to the bottom to see who can prostrate themselves with the lowest heads and highest asses for some worthless internet currency.
AFTER MY ARREST, NOT ONLY WAS I FORCED INTO THIS MASSIVELY STUPID HANDCUFFS FOR THE REST OF MY PITIABLE LIFE. BUT MY HIVE WAS REPOSSESSED BY THE BEFORAN STATE AND TURNED INTO THE MOST CONTEMPTIBLE THING YOU COULD CONSTRUCT ON ANY PLANET: A FUCKING COMBINATION FLAVOR DISK KILN AND CRAFT BREWERY.
~hovv many lovvbloods should i ram vvith my scuttlebuggy
wwho the fuck is evven submittin these shady facts my ass jus a buncha shitty rumors
man if i accepted money for my wares id be so fuckin rich. wish i coulld move to a city sometimes, i know the fashion market woulld go nuts
It Would Be More Helpful If We Mounted Efforts Away From Reacting With Our Quadrants And More Towards Explaining #sqonk To Kanaya
CHITTR SHADY FACT #38 • “i don’t really actually like selling out it hurts my feelings when i see someone hating my posts just cause i’m a sellout i miss the daves and dirks they were always nice to me”
B33 < you ever think about B33 < the terrifying pawsibility B33 < that theres a dave out there with capslock always on B33 < holding down shift fur efurry post B33 < like some kinda demon
#newpfp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deea5bcb0a3f.png
erisolsprite i am going to get you count your days
i dont have money to be getting that
It's the best implement I own.
My boss Cl£mti lik£, brought m£ my own B£tty Crock£r airfry£r <33! Lik£, b£st thing I own!
yeah B( not good rn not good
I hate My job so Much it isn't even a joke anyMore
Oh girl I know that feeling too well!
Now this feelin I don't know.
Lik£, m£ and th£ b£sti£! #£ridanw££k #imcoming https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration94.png
Good pick.
th1s m1nd h0n3y 3d1bl3 41nt sh1t
Seaing so many of you Strider folk on t)(e feed tonig)(t... )(ello blondes!
good evvenin to my loyalists its here its time its nubday wwhich makes it #eridanwweek
y'all are fucking weird𖦹s
keep thinkin that just think about it dont stop thinkin about it ok tell more a your sugar chuggin reprobate castemates to think about it #yes #finally
ahem, i have dECIdEd to exPlore a new avenue of the messiahs miracles through @gutsyGumshoe and see where the messiahs take me UNdER the MAId of life anyone else seeking further connection to the messiahs i imPlore you to follow me in this exPloration thank you
loving the hates on my chits keep em coming i can handle that shit also i got great tits #greatposting #nsfw
y0u kn0w what, i change my mind. i prefer the pity reacts 0ver pe0ple in my n0tificati0ns trying their best t0 piss me 0ff t0night.
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff coming out next year june 15 only in theaters
guys i think we got religion all wrong
we should start fusing trending hash tags together. #vaguepissing .
Even with my. face buried in icepacks and gauze I can still take the time to. rock out https://youtu.be/BGqjsk3fKbQ?si=3mS6V0jWonQXxWV0 #nowlistening #music
CHITTR SHADY FACT #35 • “i’ve been planting bombs in outglut trash cans they haven’t caught me yet”
UGH ye? get them!!!! #womeninthekitchen #baking #gi<lbo??
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trading my baby for a counter strike kid #goodriddance
ngl if someone hugged me rn id probably cry
(( INTRO POST! Okay so this Dave is just alpha Dave but not popular yet and he's having to deal with a like six year old Dirk He's directing the first SBaHJ film Warnings: there's gonna be nsfw its Dave also if you're sensitive to complicated relationships with people and drugs this probably isn't the place for you. DNI: proshippers and minors Dms are open.
im down bad for the 60s gomez addams
I it’s so much fun s seeing all t these different t trolls and an aliens t talking together I I’d never expect it b but here we are
WHO IS THAT AND WHY THE FUCK IS HE WHITE?
ARE YOU GENUINELY STUPID? EVERYONE KNOWS GOING HEMOANONYMOUS DOESN'T *FUCKING WORK*!
just dumped my 5th moirail this wipe it feels like nobody actually wants to take the time to help you better yourself
D --> I am sure it has potential to grow in to a proper hoofbeast after a good molt or two, there is still hope
I dont entirely know either im not going to lie
:/
when the fuck did i get suspended fr0m chittr? is it because 0f that thing i said ab0ut my #substances?
----- OOC post! ---- sollux captor - blinded - psionicless - he/him (for now?) - legit does not know how old he is anymore but definitely an adult - loosely post-canon just know that he and his aradia are professional dreambubble dwellers and occasional timeline-hoppers, which means his post-sburb pre-chittr backstory is very flexible! i just be making shit up fr. he's been on (a version of) earth c for a few months living with roxy and now feferi @/coralConviviality. if you would like to ship just hmu in dms. i am an avid multishipper and open to shipping with most characters, just no other captors. i also don't usually like erisol but if it's funny enough you could convince me! he is pretty omnidirectionally horny but if it makes you uncomfortable you can just tell me to back off IC or OOC, it's all good! i anticipate posting a lot about the following topics: #nsfw, #nsfwe, #substance, #gore, and #cw-self-harm. i am very liberal with the block button so don't take it personally; in lieu of having a mute option, i generally block if you post inc*st or if you're playing a non-homestuck character. ----- OOC post! -----
~it’s impossible for me to commit a crime because everything i do is legal by virtue of being highblooded nobility. it’s a shame i can’t participate in the #crimeposting </3
He would never do that.
:33 < i have a two sentence horror story :33 < a-booooooooo :OO :33 < once apawn a time everything looked normal out and everyone was healthy and there was no diseases anywhere :33 < but ALL THE MEOWBEASTS IN THE WORLD VANISHED :OO < A-BOOOOOOOOO!!!
THANK YOU!!! FUCKING *FINALLY*, SOMEONE WITH FUNCTIONING TASTE RECEPTORS.
PROBABLY SOME KIND OF CROP-FEASTING VERMIN. YOU SHOULD CALL SOMEONE.
BEING ON THIS WEBSITE IS SECOND TO BEFORAN STATE-SPONSORED TORTURE. READING LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT YOU SHAMBLING THRONG OF SOCIAL REJECTS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT LITERALLY GOD DAMN ANYTHING IS ABOUT AS PAINFUL AS HAVING A HIVE OF RIPPERWASPS SET LOOSE INSIDE OF MY ACHING NUGBONE. AND THAT'S PUTTING IT *NICELY*.
DON'T BE COY WITH ME, YOU MAGNAMIOUS PRICK-WITCH. I SWEAR TO GOD, EVERY TIME I INTERACT WITH YOU IT'S LIKE YOU'RE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO DO SOME CLOYING SHIT TO FUCK WITH EITHER MY PAN OR THE STATE OF MY NIGHT. YOU ARE *JUST* THE WORST.
hOnK.
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#pissgate is trending again yes yes yyes yeysyesy esy es yes (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, #nsfwe, hold it, archive rating: P)
HELL♋︎ CHITTR, THIS IS Y♋︎UR PRINCE SPEAKING. I HAVE J♋︎INED Y♋︎UR STUPID S♋︎CIAL MEDIA AT MY ♋︎WN LEISURE, S♋︎ I H♋︎PE Y♋︎U’RE GRATEFUL.
ju84 kiddin6, i d0n'4 have 4ha4 kind 0f ju2i8dic4i0n
Oh, MAN. You people are gonna RUE. THE. DAY.
Crimes complete.
// im coughign im laughing so hard i cant do this
#ImComing for #RealJustice - MC Oleana
I'm taking a sabbatical from Chittr, but not because I'm #Seething or because I'm #CrashingOut. I'm a very important troll who has a very important job that needs to get done. Goodbye and you may look forward to my return whenever I feel like it. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
growing up is realizing that all those anthills you pissed on was wrong
theres some sick fucks out there with my goop this is seriously fucked up
UPGRADING MANUAL SEQUENCE: SENTIENCE: PERCENTAGE? 100% FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED. PROGRAMMING: UNALTERED. COOLNESS: COLDER THAN ICE. PLEASE BE ADVISED. SICK FIRES DESIGNATED FOR LATER TIME.
i resent the blatant mischaracterization of my epicurean #GOAT, but for the sake of that danish, i’ll keep an open mind! :B
gOOD EVENING, eVERYONE i HOPE, yOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND, dO SOMETHING FUN, tONIGHT, tHAT YOU LIKE,
Ill come out and be the one to really break the glass ceiling: Im oppressed for being "human heterosexual" and Im tired of pretending I aint
:33 < wh :33 < what the frick do blenders gotta do with hunting?? :33 < also: owwwwwwwww, and ewwwwwwwww :(( :33 < oh my gosh put the hunting equipment down and learn the basics at this point :33 < this is really upsetting i gotta be honest with you
:33 < today i have wildlife tips with nepeta leijon! :33 < are you prowling around your hunting grounds and s33 a bush of berries? :33 < dont shove them in your maw! those berries could give you diseases or kill you! :33 < plus all berries suck and i hate them! :33 < if you are f33ling hungry after slaying some big scary beast, pack a snack instead! :33 < happy hunting! #huntingtips #screwberries #youwilldie
WAITING *SO* PATIENTLY. NOT BURSTING A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL OR ANYTHING.
((absolute Lunarl is getting involved in this it is so funny))
Free yourself of using “high” and “low” blood, it is a ladder set by a lone Empress. She lifts herself to the summit, standing on each one of us under. No matter where you convince yourself you sit, you still have her boot marks on your shoulders.
It's gotten a little quieter, let us breathe easier. Hello.
:33 < haa, what a fun game!! everyone, m33t the lullaby idol! :33 < my soothing tunes will lull you all into a catnap :33
angel wwhispers something about that is just so so beautiful
I'M GNAWING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE (MY FUCKING JOB) AND I HATE EVERYONE (ASSHOLES). (THE PHONE LINES ARE ONLY FUCKING WORKING HALF THE TIME.) (I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE AND IT MIGHT BE MYSELF.) #TW #SUICIDEJOKES
d duckbill t treefrog another e earth c creature that i l love https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3b/ad/ba/3badba0143814a285dec1edf5c5407f0.jpg
nofin moray annoyin t)(en peeps w)(o correct ot)(as puns. sometimes u purposefully leave one out fore a reason ! makin 2 'fin' puns afta eac)(otter looks #TACKY
guy who only raps about his badly pilling beverly hills chihuahua limited edition pillow pet and also his wife
i eat enough ritz crackers in a day to justify being thrown into a facility for the intestinally bound
obama is in my replies being fucking reasonable and i have no idea what to do #stagefright
ive been working on honing my coworker music radar skills and i fear i must report that things are looking grim for like 93% of you
at the end of the day not every chit is gonna be a hit #comingtoterms
look within and contemplate whether youre a sheep or a wolf in the wake of all this #trailblazing #ceobusinessmindset
i am now resolving to absolutely crack up at every single inappropriate moment which btw will totally be implemented on purpose and is not a current issue that is negatively affecting my life at all
Did that white guy really go to the effort of making his text the color of the website background. ......I'm kind of impressed.
Do you look like that bro??
AWWWWW YUSSSSSS <3 <3 <3 #w00tingabtit
I simply can't enj9y s9me sense 9f existence with9ut his arrival t9 vex me. #ugh #g9 away
the thing ab0ut quadrant vacillati0n is that a pers0n's reacti0n t0 it as a c0ncept just, like, depends. hist0rically it's fr0wned up0n and s0me pe0ple really cling t0 that, 0thers d0n't give a shit at all, 0thers actively think it's h0t and fetishize it. i w0uldn't put st0ck in the 0pini0n 0f fucking chittr users if i were y0u. but als0 my brand 0f r0mantic entanglement genuinely has a b0dy c0unt s0 whatever maybe s0me0ne else sh0uld weigh in 0n this.
#TheVacillaterrrrs #MeWhenIVacillateHer #HEYOOO
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ok so like callie explained this vacillation 2 me once but i STILL kinda dont get it..... is it rly that weird? bc i feel like jane and i do it all the time :oo
maybe it is a good thing ive been busy nursing a hangover.
who up with they chirps at 3pm on a weekend
iT IS, a DIFFICULT AND, cOMPLEX THING, yEAH,
:33 < there are a lot of words that rhyme with cat! i decided to jot down as many rhymes as i could today!! __words that rhyme with cat__ hat bat fat fat cat h33h33 X33 tat flat drat aristocrat sat vat vat of cats wearing a hat and they are sat and not very fat X33 hold on i want to drink my tea real fast splat!! mat that is all i can think of thank you!
first ooc post! let me present you with the Freak )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/549486cb824e.png
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whats a pirate's favorite part of a song? the hook! honk
Miss Crocker What Did You Do To Become The Target Of Such A Trend?
Skaianet and its dashing associates (CEO included to boot!) has never threatened not once to make thanksgiving supper out of someone by the by.
The next time you suspect somebody of cannibalism or cannibalism-related crimes, consider paying a local gumshoe to look into the case. You never know what you may uncover.
:33 < you make very valuable and sensible arguments! honestly i had a t33nsy f33ling you wouldnt be the type :33 < i am glad you and the other-people-crew-guys have reached an understanding and truce!! #nicenessnotnomnoms #kindnesswins
Can someone eXplain why I just slipped and prostrated myself before the entire work floor due to the viscous substance coating every surface. Why is everything #OiledUp. If I wasn't getting paid #Overtime right now.... - MC Oleana
#standwiththecrew!! we don't gots a pr team so i'm delegatin' myself to the job!
my estranged wife. if you see her can you tell her that i miss her? https://web-assests.monsterenergy.com/mnst/e68d9563-9992-40e7-bdc4-a691bff05957.png
I'm so goddamn confused I'm staying out of this now
what if we all went #outside instead
i wuld eat a carapacian but only ☝️☝️☝️ if they were in2 it #consent
t<ue that!! ye? queen! #womeninmaledominatedcont<ove<?ie?
IS THERE IS ONE ACT THE WICKED BITCH COULD EVER COMMIT I WOULD SUPPORT. IT WOULD BE THIS. EAT THESE LITTLE FREAKS. FUCK THEM UP.
I support this considerably more with that in mind.
it's not better? but wouldn't you wanna be dead if you're gettin' eaten? i don't wanna get eaten alive!
:33 < what the hell! :33 < i only support the eating of t33ny fauna or big beasts full of succulent meat! :33 < say no to friendly vore! XOO #nofriendlyvore #badbadbad
yeah
~let us see the spheres clovvnbae
seen 1 2 many fans spheres deep in da wc beggin 4 mrcy after eating 2 much trollco bell lololol no longer officially endorsing the post concert tb run </3 replacement otw soon or w/e stay tunedddddd
despondent evvenin loathed followwers and some that i like i am in pain
I WORK ON A FLEET SHIP AS A JANITOR AND GENERAL MAINTENANCE. THE JOB IS SURPRISINGLY REWARDING, BUT THE DOWNSIDES ARE THAT MANY PEOPLE I WORK WITH ARE VERY FUCKING STUPID.
[AR]:Nevermind. Failure to punctuate at the end of a sentence. Deleting account immediately.
is uhm, it fucked up to ask if... like when two trolls have a kid (grub?) do they just, get one parents blood color, or, does it mix into the color? like if a red and a blue troll had a grub would that make purple?
this fucker aint heart of the mother grub evverybody point an laugh
i didn’t think i could be even more crap at coding than karkat, but it appears as though i have exceeded my expectations.
stop tRyiNg to get iN my paNts jeguss chRist
NEW REVIEW OUT. SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE OF WATCHING THIS PILE OF SHIT AND JUST READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY INSTEAD. HTTPS://LETTERBOXD.COM/CGENETICIST/FILM/BETTER-OFF-DEAD/
be kind 70 her w0rld, here she c0mes! cx Sh0w me 7h0se cu7e lusus pics!!!! #h0rr0r #arachnid #spider #lusus #lususp0s7ing h77p://i.imgur.c0m/0KehJ8q.jpeg
Kind of STRANGE how none of my BROS are on here yet...
palm knee digital circuits.
W-whoops! Confound it all my dagflab finger slipped again!!
I THINK WE COULD STAND TO KILL FEWER PEOPLE AS A SOCIETY. I'M NOT SAYING THE NUMBER HAS TO BE ZERO. I DON'T EVEN THINK IT SHOULD BE. I JUST THINK THE IDEAL NUMBER IS LOWER THAN IT IS NOW.
My creation has come to life @hellaJeff Or well part of it has. One singular characters who is probably a rando cosplaying as Hella Jeff but still how fucking cool is this. Hi.
are y0u single.
heh! i'm siccing @arachnidiansGrasp on ALL of you pervs! #nopervsallowed #nomoreMILFhunting
Kindly ignore my cohost with the mosts sour intentions and boneheaded statements! Bruce almighty may have made him with a little extra time but he certainly wasnt curated with any extra love.
While they're shooting each other (non-lethal) (more non-lethal than usual) (no emergency surgery) I'm going to work out this new base.
i'M NOT SURE, wHAT YOU MEAN IT, iS LITERALLY, #mYePICdINNER,
I almost wish it was august right now so i could start making annoying posts about my hatchday
i Burnt down your Downtown office. Consider that Revenge for Ruby
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
- PLEASE. All I've ever wanted was for the Emmpress to visit mme on an episode of "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1): Wherein the Emmpress, Her Immperious Condescension, Glory to Her Namme, Visits an Array of Trollian Businesses Throughout the Intergalactic Emmpire and Surprises Their Much-Adoring Proprietors With Her Patronage and Also Immperial Drones, Lots of Themm, Usually Rending The Property and All Within It Into Pathetic Multicolored Stains, Much to Everyone's Delight...)".
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. NAMELESS GOLDBLOOD CHARGES: INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (1 COUNT), UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF SODA (1 COUNT), CAUSING PERSONAL OFFENSE TO A HIGHBLOOD (1 COUNT) PLEA: "I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ABLUTIONBLOCK" VERDICT: DEFENDENT CRUSHED TO DEATH BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRRURG."
call me a seer the way i'm showing you the future.
:33 < i dont get it and yet it f33ls offensive :33 < this post has b33n reported for offensive meowterial on their behalf!
Missy youre getting blocked. Sayonara you slanderous snake.
// i forgot how beefy this asshole is, he'sa pain to draw.
wow there is a lot of other mes here lmao hi
THE AMOUNT IF EGBERTS THAT FOLLOWED ME WAS MILDLY TERRIFYING.
as if you dont already make it painfully obvvious the shit yer into wwe all been knowwn dumbass
OKAY. CRISIS NARROWLY AVERTED. MAYBE I JUMPED THE GUN BY GETTING SOLLUX TO TRY AND RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON MY HUSKTOP. HE DEFINITELY SAW THE YAOI I WAS READING.
AND SO ONCE AGAIN THE PORCINE HOOF OF MOTHER DESTINY STOMPS ANOTHER THROAT. FUDDY-FUCKING-DUDDIES IS RIGHT. SBAHJ IS ACTUALLY GOOD, AS MUCH AS THAT ADMISSION MAKES MY SKIN BREAK OUT IN HIVES.
[URGENT] [IMPORTANT] [UNCLASSIFIED] Please elaborate on your point.
[UNCLASSIFIED] Boss asked me what my plans for the wipeend were. It was nice of him to forget I don't have rostered time off for another moon. Maybe he is considering me for a promotion.
[UNCLASSIFIED] Another night, another caegar.
I shall send them over in a jiffy! My team of elite engineers have assured me that the "total scrubs" and "dimwitted nerds" working in your department cant parse their epic mathery and top secret dialects.
↘️a bit buzzed off of a few fermented grain battered fried tubers.↘️ #substances
Hȯw dȯ trȯlls ėvėr parsė what thėy caṅ aṅd caṅ't bėliėvė ȯṅ this platfȯrm? I fėėl likė its hard tȯ dėciphėr whėṅ sȯmėthiṅg is fictiȯṅ ȯr ṅȯt :(c
they did this shit in boston and the streets smelled like molasses for decades to come
shes impressed an lowwkey concerned about my vvast firearm collection
absolutely despondent evwening. here is a tip for the less scientifically inclined and unfortunate idiots dragging on the coattails of society. chairs are for the wvweak. wvwhenevwer possible, you should strength your legs by standing as often as possible. if you feel a distinct pain in your tendons or ligaments it is most likely your body trying to strength your muscles by elongating them. givwing in to this pain honestly makes you unwvworthy of using the chair's respite in the first place. i am lookin at you, office wvworkers. you aren't safe just because your quotas are in numbers and not sevwered heads. - the orphaner dualscar
Oh erisolsprite you have such a notorious potty mouth. Someones going to give you a boatload of soap for that kind of talking!
fuck fuck fuck fuck #fuck
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Sa8re and Touch. ----------- @walksta8walK #com8at #f2f #inperson #sparring #narration ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ The irritation she inflicted upon Jack had stretched over roughly a decade, punctuated 8y an extended lull that made the intervening sweeps feel almost erased. Regardless of the passage of time, fate seemed determined to thrust them 8ack into each other’s or8it. Though she had never set eyes on him in flesh, the reputation of his a8ilities preceded him, and every contemporary adversary presented itself as a challenge she could dispatch with ease. Centuries of raining destruction upon Imperial 8rigantines, scattering entire fleets, neutralising swarms of drones, and su8duing the lofty tyrants who claimed honour as their 8anner had rendered mortal men no more than insignificant insects 8eneath her hand. Such triumphs were familiar, 8ut this particular encounter with him provided a rare sensation of venturing into uncharted territory. Jack sought a compromise, a middle ground; she, however, would not concede her homeworld as the venue as much as he. Her planet remained her ultimate 8argaining chip. Instead, she proposed to meet within a dream‑8u88le, anchored on an antiquated shore, just 8eyond the tavern where vessels moored under the pink glow of night. With that arrangement sealed, she turned to her terminal, entered the precise coordinates to him, and transmitted them to him as promised.
i do actually still do some ghsotwriting on earth c though. make some scripts for people. wish i could direct them myself but getting back into that lifestyle feels sort of exhausting especially when i have family here now. not leaving dirk after i finally got to meet him, even if he is a grown ass dude.
will neva catc)( me reefendin )(uman s)(ip but gangsta rap is t)(a one good t)(ing t)(ey made.
the more i look at this pig the worse it gets. from a murder mystery book. you cant convince me this pig isnt the culprit. #swinophobia https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8613.jpeg https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8614.jpeg
Losing so many feathers this is ass. I don't wanna clean this shit up. Just get rid of them.
Find Yourself A Mate You Can See Yourself Being With For Over 4000 SWeeps.
I've been dxing a lxt xf study xn earth mythxs and sxmething that I keep cxming back tx is the Mummy... Namely because it's such an interesting case xf Xrientalism and blatant bigxtry... X((( Xriginally mummies were less sx seen as pursuing curse-wielding mxnsters and mxre like exxtic xtherwxrldly suitxrs!!! Even famxus authxrs like Bram Stxker wrxte xf mummies in a rxmanticized light in his nxvel the Jewel xf the Seven Stars!!! (Bram Stxker is a famxus earth authxr btw) And it's sx strange!!! Ever since Bxris Karlxff's 1930s Nxvel 'The Mummy' yxu dxn't really feel the impact xf the xlden 'rxmantic mummy'... I guess yxu cxuld alsx pxint tx the sexualizatixn xf Famxus Egyptian Figures and Deities like Clexpatra and Astarte... But that isn't quite as Mummy-centric if that makes sense??? X))) Sxrry!!! I'm rambling!!! I've just been cxnsidering writing a paper xn this sx it's been xn my mind...... https://media...tenxr...cxm/p2XQD1MUSKkAAAAj/wand-xf-gamelxn-gibdx...gif
i think my boyfriend is still in love with his ex and i just cant decide when to throw in the towel. would you believe this is the second time its happened? is it a sign? #itsnotthatserious #dontpityme #ijustlikeattention #voteinthecommentsifishouldkillthemlol
Are you looking for your lusus? I'm afraid I can't help you. - MC Oleana
Mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy?
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • slightly canon divergent eridan • he died but he's fine now • currently living in a post-scratch earth and hating every minute of it • obtuse casteist asshole IC (we all been known) || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please DM me OOC if anything eridan says bothers you i promise it's never anything personal he just hates everybody • i used to RP as #fishyhipster on tumblr • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
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33 < i picked some wild flowers today to decorate my hive a little! :33 < like firstly they were just oh so pretty, too pretty in fact that i had to get my paws on it :33 < and they also smelled so sw33t! :33 < the nice flowery aroma should help cover up the smell of blood and all that in my hive too :33 < bonus points!! #flowers #nicehivegoals #sniffsniff
Ranked most o' ye. If ye ain't on this list, assume yer in dead last. Except @archi\/\/eAddict, ye are... Likely nearly the top. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2g\/\/\/\/6587l
I cannae b'lie\/\/e this app is hornier than gutgrindr. Get nothin' on there 'cept dronespeak but here ye freaks be out'n'bout \/\/\/\/it' it. #nsf\/\/\/\/ #intomydmsnexttimeplease #yargh
i AM, lIVING AND LEARNING, aND, iMPROVING, eVERY NIGHT, i AM SORRY TO EVERYONE, i HAVE DISAPPOINTED,
every time jane pities my chits i throw an egg SUPER hard at tavros's fat dome.
like this chit if you know who let the dogs out. who. who. who. who. who.
I prefer all of my jibs still attached to my meat sack, thank you very much. - MC Oleana
In A Teams Meeting Before The Sun Even Sets #workfromhive #fml
Cub, I think you may be delusional in this instance
I'm on tenterhooks awaiting your great work!
dont ask me about any of that sgrub shit that wwas literally six swweeps ago also dont ask me wwhat that means for my current existence im sick of answwerin timeline questions
Phooey.
Absolutely shellacked off two rounded teaspoons of Metamucil.
been busy for the past few days (my subscribers would know ;]) but wow this sites changed while I was gone o_o
Don't worry, I'm the one that showed my Jane Roblox. Saw a bakery game together and couldn't resist.
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
I tried to claim my points and it sent me to a music video excuse me dude is this some kind of error.
God, you're zo fucking lame.
There's so many of my splinters on this website, you'd wonder why I'm adding myself to the mix.
I wonder what my ectofather/bro would think of me working in a shitty tv show. If I learnt anything from Dave, he'd probably fuck hard with that.
be honest would the court find me guilty if i pleaded to being a hungry little guy after trying to steal corn dogs from behind the gas station counter this may or may not be a time sensitive question
little birdie t:o)ld me that the heir apparently prefers t:o) dip their cluckbeast nuggets in ranch first then dip it in an:o)ther sauce :o)f their ch:o)ice. knuckle deep dips. fucking freaky.
1'v3 d3c1d3d th4t wh3n 1 g3t out of th1s c4g3 1'm go1ng to r3n3w my l3g1sl4c3rstor l1c3ns3 >:]
My greatest \/\/\/\/eakness is the lack o'an edit button.
none of you havve been engaged in a siege lastin sevven bilunar pedigrees against a cowwardly but resilient enemy force determined to starvve you of all your resources an force a embarassin retreat an it showws
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
doing a confessional stream tmrw, drop ur biggest secrets n guilts in the comments!
D --> You start missing having your hive placed precariously on a spire when solicitors come to your door
:((( it's too late im already crying over this song
I know you all wish you could get my autograph but you'll have to wait in line.
i need to conduct a scientific study on if chronic pain makes you funnier by comparing my posts while on painkillers to my posts without
The Mariners lost the season opener? It's going to be a bad weekend for some. #childabuse
haha. very clever. fuck you.
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ -OOC- A canon-divergent version of Mindfang, she once resided on Alternia and ultimately met her fated demise. She is since on her own reward planet after highjacking a Sgrub-session and taking it for herself. Everything that followed has been meticulously developed over months of roleplay in the Discord group @ghostshipofficial, so if it strikes you as unhinged, know that it is the product of extensive collaborative storytelling behind it. She rarely speaks of her divergence, and when she does, she will mislead your muse into believing she is either dead in the dreambubbles or still on Alternia. She lies whenever it suits her, and she is far from a kind soul. If you don't like IC conflict, deception or harsher characters which will take an exceptionally long time to befriend this blog is not for you. Everyone else, welcome and enjoy. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘
i think something went so wrong.
peeking through my fingers as i scroll because some of you weirdos are SCARY!!
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Unrelated question: Where is my ball.
)(omop)(obia is objectively dumbs)(ip but cod did it make takin ova eart)( easier. sea, lesson numba ON—E: use da bigotry das alreedy t)(ere. saves u time
i think im gonna flip a coin every day when i log on to chittr and if i ever get heads im deleting my account for my own mental health ive seen way too many hornyposts from my grandma to stick around on here too much longer
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
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I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat this means, thank ye.
fuck me man i cant remember shit after the third strip club someone clue a brother in i bet everything i did was badass and sexy and definitely didnt bring enough shame to haunt my bloodline for generations
living with dirk is fire until he forgets he doesnt live alone and i gotta see his whole bare ass at 7am
Herngh, m'Kohl's Cash is expirin'.
Woke up n i wanna go sleep again 😴
8-> YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL CURRENCIES ARE MINTED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT #BITCHCOIN AND YOU LOOK AT #BRAZZLECOIN AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. 8-> SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU WAS TO TRADE ONE FOR ONE WITH ANOTHER COIN, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF A POSITIVE RETURN. BUT #BITCHCOIN IS A GENETIC FREAK, AND IT'S NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT #BITCHCOIN. 8-> SEE THE THREE WAY LOOP TOSS AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BUT #BITCHCOIN, IT'S GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BECAUSE #CHRISCOIN HOLDERS KNOW THEY CAN'T GO POSITIVE AGAINST #BITCHCOIN, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! 8-> SO #BRAZZLECOIN HOLDERS, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE #BITCHCOIN AND ITS 75% CHANCE OF PROFIT, IF IT WAS TO TRADE HEAD TO HEAD AGAINST #BRAZZLECOIN, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PERCENTS; #BITCHCOIN GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. 8-> SEE #BRAZZLECOIN THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE.
My local does not recognize me any time I come in. Which is ridiculous. Just how many anonymous noir bastards are there in this town.
I look like my profile picture by the way. Competely lacking any sort of facial features or distinguishing characteristics.
Heavens, how precisely is one meant to delete a post? It would seem my composed draft was not erased as I had assumed 8efore posting a response. I suppose the fault lies with me for drafting it directly within a text 8ox, rather than in my usual documents.
i if i was.. n not attached to a h history. m maybe i c could’ve… h had something. they r ruined me
isnt it fucked up we dont really *know* what dinosaurs looked like the most popular depiction of dinosaur is just what a popularly adopted rendition of them do its not 1:1 at all like we have their bones and thats it nothing else and sure you can make some guesses but like look at a human skeleton and go yeah it would have looked like this no the fuck it wouldnt theres so much detail missing from it
Never enter into relationships where you aren't getting an equal part of the pie. Friendships, quadrants, it matters not. If you aren't getting something out of the transaction, it isn't worth your time. #Wisdom #Selflove
My knee )(urts from swimming ALL day... I was c)(asing cuttle fis)( around... A sea-lver lining...
PEOPLE CASUALLY POSTING NAKED SELVES WITH NO SHAME WHATSOEVER IS ACTUALLY. WELL I GUESS IT MAKES FUCKING SENSE CONSIDERING EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW. MAYBE SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE SOME SHAME. WHO KNOWS.
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
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no the last fuckin thing wwe need is more eyes on any of us are you goddamn daft
you gotta be fuckin kiddin me
while round one is being judged heres round 2. name this wizard. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/91/6b/0b/916b0bee7722c9aa156d254498d29aee.jpg
cmon man i kno u see this... #WearTheRobes #OrIWontCome #2EridanWeek
i don't like rooming with random people for cons / but a room costs so much / cost splitting is so cheap and i don't know anyone else going to this con
this party is crazy, i just saw a dude chug frOm the hOst's recuperacOOn!! sibling eww XO
Jar\/\/is, turn stop the dictation mode, Jar\/\/is or I'll cull ye silly.
did she really just say "bulgey want boing boing" :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing:
Hrmn, Jar\/\/is, \/\/\/\/ho is my troll transcription ser\/\/ant, play the funny \/\/ideo o' th' meo\/\/\/\/beast dancin' again.
grubs are our young. - the orphaner dualscar
i am the professional, wvwhelp. trust me. - the orphaner dualscar
sir is it really you
did u just call them young hoes but like in a nicer way
the quiet constant insidious temptation to overshare on social media. "whats the harm?" you say. "no balls." you say. well you see the possibility that one of the little lalondes floating around is my little lalonde is nonzero. and honestly its for the better that i dont get too comfortable here.
ok we are playing a game now. name this wizard. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a3/67/f7/a367f71f2ac5ebaa53f9b95074772469.jpg
young grubs these days need to be terrified. it is like lusii milk to them. wvwithout fear, their bones wvwill not devwelop properly. - the orphaner dualscar
w what is eridanweek
Ruminating on the events of my life. Could I have done better as a mother? Have I accepted the childhood that was torn from me, the children I've been forced to abandon in the name of "Science"? Have I accepted the failures of raising a daughter? What is my purpose now, thrust into a timeline I never thought I'd see. Time will tell, I suppose..
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#BrInGtHeMbAcK #LoLcAtS
#bringthemback #lolcats not totally sure wwhat a lol cat is but i am sure it must be wworried for itself and its pack bring the lol cats back to their pack and safety #furryfriends #bigpumper
I'm Sure I Put On 500lbs In The Last 2 Days
So if trolls is bugs, and shrimps is bugs, and tempura fried dynamite rolls go hard, then what if, maybe
- PLEAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REHIRE MMMMMMEEEEEE
- She told mme to Chit #ImmComming, so I'mm Chitting "#ImmComming"
l0lme0wbeasts werent even that funny. just a h0t take
yOU KNOW, sOMETIMES i THINK, mAYBE pUPA pAN ISN'T EVEN, mY FAVORITE CHARACTER BECAUSE, i THINK tINKERBELL IS, rEALLY NEAT, aND i WOULD RATHER FLY WITH, wINGS THAN, nOTHING, aND SHE HAS COOL mAGIC, aND HAIR AND, a PRETTY OUTFIT, aND FAIRY DUST, bUT THEN i REMEMBER, pUPA pAN IS, tHE ONE FOR BOYS, sO i LIKE HIM MORE, }:)
sO, hEAR ME OUT,,, wHAT IF, iN eDDDDE, eDDDDD, n' eDDYIE, aLL OF THE KIDS, aRE ACTUALLY,,, iN PURGATORY!!! lIKE, aND FOLLOW, iF YOU WANT TO HEAR, mORE OF MY, lITERARY ANALYSIS, }:) #dEEP #lITaNAL
sometimes i pour hot oil on tavros crocker and he screams loud as fuck.
is anybody mad at me tonight wwrite in
"you eat pizza with a fork?" "you eat chips with chopsticks?" i could be using far stupider utensils to eat finger foods. dont tempt me. i will make both of our dining experiences substantially worse.
if you see karkat full throttle screaming in my face leave me alone i'm exactly where i wanna be #nsfw
it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits - jesus or something idk
g00d fucking riddance chittr.
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got my ex following me on here life can be so crazy sometimes
damn not even 5 mins in and i got like 10+ notifs got me feeling famous
My little bro can be a boy or a girl or whatever they wanna be. Still a disappointment though.
if no one got me i know obama got me (obama cares)
Pro ship? why yes! It is only natural to wish to travel the world by nautical means! I am pro ship!
i cant..... i shouldnt...... the other roxys..... they were right i shouldnt be cruel 2 me about #TheProblem.... but i https://i.postimg.cc/yN1hbmtz/image.png
i dont wanna be insensitive but...... can u still do that w/ the whole...... sprite feather fraggle thing
Need to draw Fluttershy in a Saw trap to make myself feel better. Rip open her ribs. Thanks. #gore
i am srry for my actions and i prommy 2 try to becomena bettr person and friend 2 trolls
#problematic #sorrytrolls #ipromise2bebetter wish i was a troll just bc i thnk itd be fun 2 pitch flirt
OK 1 GOT BOR3D OF TH4T QU1CKLY
TH4NK GOD YOU C4N 4T M1N1MUM CH4NG3 TH3 T3XT COLOR ON TH1S S1T3 B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T DO3S NOT 4CCOUNT FOR SN1FF F4T1GU3
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Visit the Shop tab to purchase crossover outfits featuring characters from Overwatch, Nier Automata, and Citizen Kane! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
smenopauze cnnt cum soon ENUFFFFF im dyin out heer #periodtalk #menstruation #blood #litcherallyeverywharrrrrrrrrrugh
what happens to someones mind during possession? where do i go? do i just stop being? that sounds terrible :(
change the j to a g and it shoUld work a charm!
my new METHOd for Paling with a moirail (if i HAd one) is to go '!!!!Please!!!! look into my eyes this isn't your heart' ANd then i WOULd dO a fliP to dISTRACT them
i think its fucked up the batterwitch brought a dragon to our fight. how the fuck do i beat a dragon? no shit im gonna die but its still fucked up it happened
she let me hit but i chose not to because i would never hit a woman #thinkaboutthat
WHAT THE FUCK. DO NOT CALL ME THAT.
(fuck my ex )(ubbie (?) (r we still married??) is on )(ere wtf do i do fuck fuck fuck fuck) #fuck (i t)(ot t)(at guy was dead)
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
really
i clearly had too much faith in the humans on this site. weren't you supposed to be the relatively normal ones? i have also learned about five new words, which would be cool, if only i learned the meanings too. not sure it counts as a vague post because it really is a good chunk of you.
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 ok its wild to me that this is a thing that i need to enforce now and 2 the human users of my site i apologise i guess? idk this topic really isnt a big deal at all on alternia so, imagine my surprise when i got some dms about it #incest is now an enforced tag under the rules. if you are up to this kinda thing, allude to it, whatever, use it or i suspend u to the ppl who are upset by this content i suggest u block n move on and if you see someone not using this tag after this point msg me about it im not banning it but u gotta be more mindful of other ppl around here if you are gonna be chittring anything about it #siteupdates -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- PBVnYRlaPaGmrohlT/PItaDHiZeBbWXOGPMtixbMvpSVIbqXUgmHjnRQDWHRKCmI nkXKYdLMDOXvWHOGlcPOSsQjBlauVSMWWtbqc/rrudKRsey/EbfzmGPqUzlLGiOG TsIhZwBw+hcAlmQBrciskDkuStPJRGrZGVITgeJzPbtNhsBjQZnHphTCiYOKceOo VHTrSgkxqTbBplKjjFtXcbYYNQuKdEjorMBGECjNDcopMhJZEBwSnDFiJqCwGzSs ZjAzqnRxboOTlzeJwbvYSgcnkFpnNoRIaCaZcLZfuCGbkTecceOnnUjXxcIkeQyK oHR+FOUfvJXiRrbLgRiWSFmawWjaqZrhRKv+QjKVoSBBjeTYygjjraIIZZZGKfEr gZFd =opAB -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
Fuk vaugepostin. @cooingCirque lukz lik she tinks she desurves 2 live.
> fuck #vaguep0st1ng 1t's #spec1f1cp0st1ng h0urs @can0r0usGl0ry @c0nd1t10nalAev1tern1ty y'all g0tta talk ab0ut y0ur relat10nsh1p g0ddamn
your scruples on this matter befuddle me wwoman but can wwe still associate wwith each other if i entertain certain inclinations towward the vversion a me on chittr that presents as more femininelike
:33 < i have worked on a joke! please enjoy :OO < knock knock!! :33 < who is there? :OO < cat! :33 < cat who? :OO < blessings to you!! it sounded like you sn33zed! #jokes #h33h33 #lol #rawrflmao
D --> Too soon? For you? Not likely
Absolutely pathetic that certain globular figures are #Hating my #Chitts after everything I have done for them and the broader society. #Imonyourmind #Iminyourmind #Blocked
That's quite alright, Cr9nus. It is refreshing t9 see s9me9ne s9 willing t9 listen, learn, and ultimately change their 6ehavi9r f9r the 6etter. #Redempti9nIsReal
cant evwen compliment anyone anymore in this day in age. sad.
D --> No we usually throw or jab with them
:33 < how serene and beautiful!! :33 < please stay safe and have fun sillyhead! :33
if youre anywwhere dowwnwwind a me ill be able to discern you from the increased levvels a salinity in the air dont get comfy
D --> Set sail D --> Mast turns with a pale gale D --> Ocean like wine not anything like ale D --> Crows nest, spy an i-land with a fo-rest D --> Butlers amok, thats my flock, crook in hand when we land D --> Shepard the massful masses, avert eyes from muscular D --> Glasses full of milk on route to be served, each one caring for the ne%t in the herd
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Here. At a more appropriate hour. Still not able to plan it for 4pm, but it'll work for now. ... THIS IS A TEST OF COMMUNICATIONS BROADCAST ARRAY ID NO. 134.092. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED TO BROADCAST ACROSS OTHER TIMELINES. IF RESIDENTS /OUTSIDE/ THE FOLLOWING TIMELINES: - Earth F_1 - Earth F_2 ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, REPLY TO THIS CHIT WITH PROPER TIMELINE ID AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE 8x12 - EARTH F_1. MOUTHPIECE: JADE HARLEY.
Here at Macro Cullsmos we make a promise of green energy. The olive bloods that operate our troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generators are kept ethically fed and hydrated. #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
No because those stupid fucking pearls are a choking hazard.
Speaking Candidly I Would Say Youre Probably The Only Person I Would Ever Trust To Control Such A Substance
i ain't reading all that but yeah no fondant sucks ass
Consider donating all the fondant to me, I love chewing that shit.
We're saving the dripless one dollar at a time. Least we could do as the overseers of the world we fought for and cultivated.
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
gOd dAmN My fOoD ReCePtAcLe jUsT GrOwLeD So hArD I ThOuGhT I WaS GoNnA GeT AtTaCkEd bY A RaBiD LuSuS. i'lL Be oVeR LaTeR FoR ThAt gOlDeN NuTrItIoN SqUaRe, SiStEr.
\/\/\/\/hat in Her Imperious Condescension’s Armoire did ye just bark at me, ye scur\/\/y bilgerat? I’ll ha\/\/e ye kno\/\/\/\/ I be the meanest Orphaner this side o' port, and I’\/\/e led numerous raids on lo\/\/\/\/blood lusii, and assassinated a thousand suitors. I be trained in hit-and-run orphaning and be the deadliest \/\/\/\/ith a riflekind of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ s\/\/\/\/ag. I’ll ha\/\/e yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like ne\/\/er been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your ne\/\/\/\/fangled computing de\/\/ice? Think t\/\/\/\/ice on that, scally\/\/\/\/ag. As \/\/\/\/e parley I be contacting my secret net\/\/\/\/ork o’ sailors across the sea and yer port is being tracked right no\/\/\/\/ so ye better prepare for the typhoon, \/\/\/\/ee\/\/il. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll \/\/\/\/ipe ye off the map. Ye’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail any\/\/\/\/here, in any \/\/\/\/aters, and can kill ye in o’er se\/\/en hundred \/\/\/\/ays, and that be just \/\/\/\/ith me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line \/\/\/\/ith a cutlass, but I ha\/\/e an entire mariner fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to \/\/\/\/ipe yer arse off o’ the \/\/\/\/orld, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat de\/\/ilish \/\/\/\/rath your jibe \/\/\/\/as about to incur, ye might ha\/\/e belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and no\/\/\/\/ ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all o\/\/er ye and ye’ll dro\/\/\/\/n in the depths o’ it. Ye'r G'l'bgolyb food no\/\/\/\/. #poetry #nsf\/\/\/\/\/\/ #noticemeempress #funny #minionmemes
Yes bro my fresh bowl of sputum thank heavens you got some too.
Im concerned about the optics of being called someones pops on a post about a dope tailcoat and stache.
One needs not to see straight when hes got a screwball aimed precisely at how epic he looks!
That seems like some kind of implication or perhaps an invitation!
cOURAGE, tHE cOWARDLY bARKBEAST sHOW, sTARRING cOURAGE, tHE cOWARDLY bARKBEAST, aBANDONDED AS A PUP, hE WAS TAKEN IN BY, mURIEL, wHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF nOWHERE, wITH HER MATESPRIT, eUSTAC bAGGEE, bUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN nOWHERE, iT'S UP TO cOURAGE, tO SAVE HIS NEW HIVE,
You would look magnificent attending a ball or perhaps a book launch gala.
the human king of burgers definitely knows his stuff
Interesting. What literature is this complex character from? I’m unfamiliar.
ii donTT TThiink ii wanTT 2 2hare a bloodliine wiiTTh you anymore
"shes not gonna fuck u lil lady" yes she will she will if i post good #nsfw
11 can hear her h0nk11ng 0h my g0d 0h n0
oh for fucks sake. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b2a5e509a255.jpg
im not actually like this im just trying to annoy the batterwitch
Youre a real thinker.
BOOTS N' CATS N' BOOTS N' CATS N' #BEATBOX
That cr33py shit all over my f33d.
iF THEY DO NOT DUEL WHO WiLL CARRY THE EGG
WATCHED A ViDEO OF A “HUMAN WEDDiNG” TODAY!! iM SO CONFUSED. WHY WERE THEY SO SMALL AND NOT EVEN BiTiNG EACH OTHER? ALiEN CULTURE iS SO STRANGE!! <33
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
ok so apparently you cant rechitt your own chitt #fml #narcissism #closedloopsystem
And yet like the branches of a wisteria tree, clinging to their volatile vice of the gale winds. I am utterly and effortlessly swayed.
i spend ten minutes trying to be jade, and by the time i actually succeed, the site has become overrun with the prince's weakest and most insignificant soldiers. renovations are in order.
C'mon child safety lid you know it's me.
I’ve got bad news for you but you’re a medium catch at best.
An enchanting amount of whimsy. It feels like encountering a member of the Seelie Court. A lurid imagining made real. To survive in defiance of the pulverizing weight of an invariably uncaring and cruel world while still boasting the indomitable goodwill and charitable purity of heart to don a dapper and fake mustache. It melts me. In emotively spontaneous human combustion. https://i.imgur.com/y0p5xdw.gif
girl who kills you. girl who literally just kills you. girl who slices open your gut and feasts on your organs. #gore
jane crocker #10000babies #armyofbabies #reproductiverights
le basically LIFE R DEATH if were bein so hoenst
"me = mc 2cared" - albert friight2teiin
the wwords a the lowwbloods are on their lips but those of the seadwwellers are on their collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vvascular system -troll cato #philosophy #inspiring #stoicism
<-|--|~~ got a flavor diSc coming, got a big jug of ikriom juice, got thiS couch under me and now i'm ready for DA RUMBLE.
D --> Hi D --> This appears like it will be remarkably overwhelming
- Please mmessage mme on Trollian the debt collectors are comming tommorrow
- At Handy Business Solutions, we'll Handle your Pickle so fast you won't even REMEMBER you ever HAD a Pickle in the FIRST PLACE!!!!!
[[okay im british i had no fucking clue what turning point usa was mb 😭 crazy to have that as an acc here]]
welp! time to scroll through everything i missed! SPECIFICALLY from people i am following NOT the everything tab. never again.
On€e again strengthening the €onne€tion €lemti & €o. Planetary Development has with €ro€ker €orp. Proud to do business with them.
- ANNOUNCING: Fromm the business-mminded mminds of THE @pickleInspector and mmyself (mme) ... a REVOLUTIONARY REBRAND. I KNOW you have problemms. And those problemms require the mmust helpful, hands-on solutions. We can and will help. - HANDY BUSINESS SOLUTIONS: "A Helpful Handy for your Pickle!" Because we aren't letting go of your Pickle until we've thoroughly Handled it!
i might have overslept.
Ok thank you i guess gamzee.
SCRAPPED (EXTINGUISHED) FIRE FROM RUMBLE SEASON 2: When i wrap my crap superficially / i begin to rhyme loquaciously! / my status untouched and my lyrics uncut / i came here to chew bubblegum and also kick butt! But ive got no candy left / my maw has been left bereft! / so call it christmas i guess / and youll take nothing less / when i deliver these gift wrapped fists at my behest!
I was the most intriguing baby of 1899.
He Chitted "why Does It Hurt When I Pail"
> y0u c0uld n0t have t0rtured that 0utta me
no offense to those who choose it but i will never ever be called dove ever idc
((this truly is a crazy ass moment in chittr history
(( ^
(( <3 ))
(( ty for the update and clarification!! i know i just logged on and saw doubles drama so my posts aren't really intended to be targeted but were moreso a general five cents :] sorry if that was vagueposting, genuinely had no idea who specifically it was and it came off as though multiple people had issue! ))
i be laughin seen ppl with the lil symbols they had on they shirts when we were like 13-16 as pfps like dayum keepin the brand is tough work
When you type more evil it makes it sound like you feel some kind of way about me!
If she's YOUR girl why is she coming towards ME with an AXE
ill take it
I must clarify! i have not and will never have relations with a paradox version of my own good self! to insist the contrary is to tell a thumper! *HOOOONKKK* media attention is most incriminating!
shits ruff out here in rolal land
i HAVE HEARD IT TOLD, bY A WISE MAN, tHAT, yOU NEED A REASON TO BE SAD, bUT, yOU DON'T NEED A REASON, tO BE HAPPY, aND WHILE i DON'T THINK, yOU SHOULD FORCE YOURSELF, i THINK THAT IS, a GOOD PHILOSOPHY, tO HAVE,
im not gonna lie seeing all the other mes here that r just like lackadaisy friggin WASTED on a wed afternoon rly rly makes me understand why karkat yells @ himself n like punches himself in the head n stuff
:33 < f33ling impending doom fur some reason im sure its nothing h33h33
rose ate all my red scandinavian swimmers #nolongerafeminist #ihatewomen
vvery wwell in that case alloww me to extend my flipper in a stately and most princelike manner towward @anthelionsAlysm since you saww fit to introduce us
d --> you are lyung
WHO THE FUCK LET MY DANCESTOR ON THIS WEBSITE. WE NEED TO SHUT THE ENTIRE THING DOWN. TROLL HANNAH BAKER IS SMILING AT ME.
Good afternoon everyone! I feel that today is a great day to try new things! Might try out a new mixer once I'm done with my boozey afternoon tea! #momlife #substance #substances #cookingwithmama
i see they let just about any clowvwn in here. or back into the livwing wvworld. despicable. - the orphaner dualscar
I forgot to mention; I am agreeing with you. Sorry if wires got crossed. But what I'm saying is material shipped out to the mother grubs doesn't always guarantee a successful birth. Complications happen. That's a large part of the reasons as to why the empire chokeholds the population to squeeze out as much as they can. At least on Alternatia. Other timelines might have some differences.
ok????? & caring about being cringe is cringier than being cringe so WHAM BAM u double fucking dipper
its literally cringe im not cringe im not cringe!!!!
Friendship of the purely platonic sort never dies on the preserving planes of brohood getaway island.
hmm there should be an eridan wweek
#CastingCouchRegrets
She's got that swoon look on her face while I show her a new jig step.
POLYCULE WHERE ONE GUY HAS AN (I CAN FIX HIM) MINDSET AND ANOTHER GUY HAS AN (I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE) MINDSET ABOUT THE SAME THIRD GUY. NET ZERO MORAL CHANGE #rechittbutlouder
Please dont place bids on my skivvies.
The pedantic in me can't help but object to the unsaid implication that sharing a class automatically lays stable foundation for friendly relations. But as your friend and esteemed business partner, I'll indulge the elbow nudge to the ribs and play ball. Let's get goddamn princely in here.
Wasn't entirely sure how you were going to go about this business, Jane, though I suppose 'to the point' is always preferable than beating around the bush. Giddying as we speak. Hello to you both.
everythings so normal rn.... <3
My ideal pray is over a warm sunday supper with my nearest and dearest. My ideal prey would be a pesky jackalope that dodges my buckshots with a wiggly tail but still gets nabbed when i cease playing with my quarry!
All of this technomancing and no ones biologied up a new critter to hunt! What a waste of potential.
I broke my hookah by playing an intense game of marble ring taw just now. #shame!
Im starting to think i might be in association with a few nutcases.
My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg
I strive to provide the web with only the top cuttings from my brain tree. Thusly any rumble fans here will be pleased as punch to know that i will shortly begin posting unaired jaunts i did not get to perform on the big screen such as raps and maybe even instructions on how to do a little boogieing.
I Have Some Direct Communication To Share With You Actually
d --> thse were not my workout brownis
hOnK. i cAn't mOtHeR FuCkIn dO ThAt. I JuSt fOuNd oUt aBoUt tHiS ShIt aNd tHeRe's wIcKeD TrUtHs tO Be sPrEaDiNg aRoUnD AnD ShIt. MiRaCuLoUs sTrOkEs fOr mIrAcUlOuS FoLkS ThAt wHaT NeEd hAnDiN OuT FrOm mY PiPiN HoT CoMmAnDo fEeLeRs. LiKe yOu. :o)
i.am.not.a.psyop.i.am.a.normal.lowblood.or.midblood.with.no.agenda
I guess I need to check my car real quick.
SIDEBAR! look at my client dawg they're going to dieeeeeeee
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY BENEFICIAL TO CLIMB UP THE KULT STATUS RANKS AFTER ALL THE MORE BULBS ON YOU THE MORE AWARENESS THERE IS FOR YOUR BUSINESS
HTTPS://M.MEDIA-AMAZON.COM/IMAGES/I/61VZJEJ5E6L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.JPG SO TRUE
ahh. haa haa. hee hee. so you did miss me. though some liberal depictional exaggerations were made... i can almost taste your misery. #targeted
I have spent the past billion years mourning the restoration of your autonomy. I am notorious for being fucking sensational at mathematics, and even I don't think I could break it down for you just how fucking cracked that machine was without lying about the precision of my figures. Which is a practice I am by no means above, mind you.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Earth C's Great Hall has today voted to support local community radio stations by covering their operating costs, including music licensing (where applicable), wages (to a reasonable amount), and studio / equipment rentals. The criteria for applying is that stations must broadcast for a minimum of 12 hours per day, and broadcast across the entirety of no more than one the four kingdoms.
:33 < *ac consults her shipping wall and nods her head after what has just conspired*
=( I log in to see if the lag has decreased and now women are baring their naked chests. Great. I suppose I shall put the palmhusk down a little longer. )
Iv£ lik£, always had my sph£r£s out on main lik£, tast£fully, of cours£. IDK what I miss£d but i'm lik£, sur£ i lik£ support it! #nsfw
「 All ARGs use the same six copyright free songs. ⥮
~° Sometimes you just have to resist the urge to message your ex-kismesis. ~°
have i ended up on incel chttr or whatever??? #unfortunate
as per my last tweet im the first 1 to use #rubsmybigfatbellay im brekaing new ground here
iis there somethiing iin the fuckiing water why iis everyone postiing tiittiies
that's just because i'm a glutt0n f0r punishment.
oh god did you guys see that #vague
like some kinda angel andy
well of course ud care abt the economics of the homework u made up for urself.... LOL <3
yeah that wwwway the nummmmber can start getting to mmmmy sponge even faster
HOLY SH1T 1 JUST S4W 4NOTH3R M3 FOR TH3 F1RST T1M3 TH1S 1S 4W3SOM3
=( Has this forum calmed down yet? Are the wrigglers still drinking gasoline? )
How to make daufhter stop “pitying” you
D --> I am sorry about what I did to the set while consulting
D --> Archery is going really good as usual
:33 < pounce k33ps licking the blood from the walls of my cave hive how do i make her stop!! she is ruining my ships i just painted!!
"= 'read more'. hate hate hate hate. show everyone. my entire post. ="
- My productivity is through the roof! I'mm going to break the glass ceiling!
We Are Going To Be Naming The Next Brood After John For Fixing My Icon
awww ok maybe a widdle capitawism..... LOL
o but some of these r rly cute..... awwww hahaha the curseeee :3
..... the curse :(
nesben has felt lust for the first time ever in nesbens life. nesben has to eat a raw ground tuber to eliminate this and become nesben again. #nsfw #nesben #potato
check oчt this nчmptY that lost a bet https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/6b63278bfbd2:png #art
This is a whole boatload of poppycock because my good friends on the web have educated me good and properly. There is no right one!
bro delete this
we hate your clit #nsfw
nesben has dispensed wisdom and will now return to the primordial mud from where nesben originated
she pity on my chit
>leave for a few hours >site explodes >cant rest of a fuckin second >thisshitisbrutal.wav
they dont tell you this but volcels are actually modern day buddhist monks
⟅ put a stake through a rustie that passed the hive tonight. turns out he was our MAILGRUB! WHOOPS! #butterfingers #jobopening ⟆
eesh seems like you got a lot going on cheese and crocker, soz about all that
Wow. Can't even use the right slurs for me.
(| if i'm being completely honest i've done some things i'm not proud of to get my hands on that Sweet Succulent Meat. but can i say it wasn't worth it? not really. it was some good Meat |)
someone put out a goonhit cause im tired of fuckin hearing about it
I am literally staring out my window right now and I KNOW one of you is hiding in the foliage. you think you can just stalk me for a whole perigee and then swoop in to steal my scavenged tech?? WRONG. my entire hive is surrounded by tripwires and explosive lusus bait. I haven't slept in a week and I will absolutely stay awake for another just to watch you step on a landmine. stay away from my stuff. 🌲💣👀 #TheyAreWatching #NotYourLoot #BackOff
No, you're not having a stroke. It is simply confusing, especially with Dirk and Roxy having existed actually 400 years in the future, but you're all part of the same session. Either way, Jade's ancestors would have existed, which I think were in some way connected to Jake would've existed in our timeline.
those are public?
Y'all still don't see it?! The highbloods are NOT trolls! THEY ARE SUBTERRANEAN, SHAPESHIFTING CREATURES!!! They burrow down in the dirt, planning to collapse the whole planet!! DON'T TRUST THE HIGHBLOOD CREATURES!!!
they calling me SANd Pants and franky i dONT like it
gog wh3n ar3 th3 garbag3 dron3s gonna g3t h3r3 my wast3 r3c3ptacl3s ar3 tot3s full of my d3ad 3x right now and I can't 3<3n throw away th3 bottl3s from last nights rag3r! #ugh
then i could finally afford that hawaiian punch from a vending machine i wanted in the summer of '06
fuck my joke didnt work i was gonna say whatsituya haha get it
hold on do we have beef here im lost
dude idk but im ngl im feeling lowkey nostalgia uncritical abt it right now like isnt it fuckin crazy that hes hes here??
hes here for enrichment
my boss usually unloads the soap homunculus in my cubicle when i'm slacking off :(
I got bl*0d on my fit :(((( pesky rusties
You all need better taste. Literally any other older man. Please.
Oh, I'm sure there will be at least one post that will incense you in the days to come.
One like and I'll log off and go do my actual job.
can you two, please stop bumping, my post, this, is, humiliating enough as, is without the caliginous, flirting,
Y’all are already s7ar7ing 7o concern me.
[ if you were the Haughty with a Body player who just hit me in the leg with a crowbar and grabbed 3 chests of loot in downtown Goretland please DM me I think you also took my wallet.] [ It has the GameBro logo on it.] [ i won it in a contest]
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- He said I was pitiful in that "classic palemmate-next-lawnring-over" way, but also that I seemmed "really independent." Mixed signals, mmuch??? LOL?