#introduction
ATTENTIONS, CHITTRITES. YES, YOUR GANDERBULBS AREN'T DECEIVING YOU. I AM, INDEED, ANOTHER FUCKING KARKAT VANTAS TO BE TOSSED ONTO THE EVER GROWING PILE OF KARKAT VANTASES THAT, FOR SOME INANE REASON, ARE ATTRACTED TO THIS WEBSITE LIKE HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES OF INSIPID BULLSHIT. I KNOW, I KNOW. YOU'RE COMPLETELY REVILED AND DISMAYED BY MY PRESENCE. I WOULD BE TOO. FEEL FREE TO GRACE ME WITH RAUCOUS JEERS EVERY TIME MY POSTS DEIGN TO CROSS YOUR FEED IN RECOMPENSE FOR THIS HEINOUS MISDEED. YOU MAY KNOW A KARKAT AND DECIDE THAT THAT MEANS YOU KNOW ME TOO. TAKE THAT THOUGHT AND SHOVE IT YOUR ASS, THROW...Read more
I think that I am overdue for an introduction post. About five or six months too late, sure, but who's keeping count? This is just to enlighten anyone who might see my posts and wonder "Thirty days? What ever could she mean?" My name is Rose Lalonde. One of many on this site, and one of an infinitely spanning scale of people bearing my name and face. A drop in the ocean, so to speak. I have never once believed myself to be a standout amongst my kin. All that really makes me unique, if you ask me, are the things that are a result of my timeline having a particularly strong amount of interference...Read more
Realiized that II should make one ov those iintroductory Chiits, so wiithout vurther ado; Greetiings! II am known amongst my colleagues and patiients as Doctor Treviia Weiiber but just Treviia iis viine by me. II work iin the mediicull fiield as a liicensed Mediiculler and take up work as a barber, psychiiatriist and therapiist part tiime! II am ovten oferworked iin my viield but II am thankful that II can assiist as many people as II hafe. ::› II also supply vree consultatiions to any and all that seek them(along wiith candiied stiicks to those that ask)!
((To be warned. This page contains mentions of taxidermy of insects, insecurity, mental health struggles, violence and general unhealthy coping mechanisms. I finally got around to finishing his intro. Basic alterian troll warnings I suppose )) You are Cicuta Ardens, An violetblood whose beliefs are as confusing as they are hypocritical. You don't actually believe that they are. However, some ohabe told you as such. You have several rules for social interactions and often react to purposefully breaking of the rules with punishment. You are lenient to those who didn't mean to or don't understand yo...Read more
what the fuck is up chittr, its ya boy, the one and only dave twostep motherfuckin stri-dawg well not the one and only because i can see about a quadrillion other versions of me myself and i anhway theres some super stark differences between some of us so lemme give you the run down on the sexy beast that is the twostepper note im saying twostep n shit a lot here so yall with rotted attention spans dont forget who were talkin about which is me -hey, im dave, yes my middle name starts with e no im not telling you what it is -ive got mad ass radiobrain so chances are ive already associated a song wi...Read more
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---> Background Jule is many things, an amateur ghost hunter, an adamant terrible movie buff, the Lord of Breath, but what they know, or rather what they don't know, is who they are. After completing their session, achieving their ultimate reward, there was feeling that stood unfulfilled. While Wade, Dove, and Rhodes basked in the spoils of an adventure well spent, Jule was preoccupied by questions of identity and personhood. After coming to the conclusion that they don't identify with their birth name, they took up the name Jule, hoping to distinguish themselves from their past. In short, just a s...Read more
AUTHOR POST + SPECIAL INFO ABOUT VARXET ———— Hello! My name is Angelo or Sammael! I am 20 and use he/she pronouns, im bigender with a femme lean and im lesbian! Many of my interests pertain to my ocs, but I have some others! My currents are The Pitt, Theology, Ocs, Gachiakuta, Vast Error / Homestuck [<SP/IN] and likely more im not listing as they aren’t a forefront in my mind. So what about Varxet? Whats his deal? Without spoiling much or being too wordy, i’ll format this into a FAQ-style section! Q: Whats some general info about her? A: Varxet is a self-employed engineer and chemist, ...Read more