ATTENTIONS, CHITTRITES. YES, YOUR GANDERBULBS AREN'T DECEIVING YOU. I AM, INDEED, ANOTHER FUCKING KARKAT VANTAS TO BE TOSSED ONTO THE EVER GROWING PILE OF KARKAT VANTASES THAT, FOR SOME INANE REASON, ARE ATTRACTED TO THIS WEBSITE LIKE HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES OF INSIPID BULLSHIT. I KNOW, I KNOW. YOU'RE COMPLETELY REVILED AND DISMAYED BY MY PRESENCE. I WOULD BE TOO. FEEL FREE TO GRACE ME WITH RAUCOUS JEERS EVERY TIME MY POSTS DEIGN TO CROSS YOUR FEED IN RECOMPENSE FOR THIS HEINOUS MISDEED. YOU MAY KNOW A KARKAT AND DECIDE THAT THAT MEANS YOU KNOW ME TOO. TAKE THAT THOUGHT AND SHOVE IT YOUR ASS, THROW IT BACK UP, AND THEN SHOVE IT UP *MY* ASS. LIKENING ME TO SOME OTHER KARKAT IS A BRUTAL, DISASTROUS MISTAKE, THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM. I'M NOT LIKE YOUR KARKAT. I'M NOT LIKE ANY KARKAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN, AND FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, NOT LIKE ONE YOU'LL EVER HAVE THE GREAT MISFORTUNE OF MEETING AGAIN. WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE WORST ONE. WELCOME TO MY TWISTED FUCKING THINKPAN. #INTRODUCTION #PINNEDPOST
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