Jane Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
CEO. Maid of Life. Opinions expressed herein are my own and do not necessarily represent the official views or policies of the organization with which I am affiliated. Status: In the office.
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
R-EC)(IT!!!!
#IWANTCANDY Thank you for waiting. For your patience. -- gutsyGumshoe sent SECURE COORDINATES [ https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy ] --
Thirty minutes to #IWANTCANDY.
Setup complete. The venue is much less ostentatious this evening, given it's hosting a small private event and not crowds of thousands. The "refreshments" will more than make up for the lack of frills, I assure you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deaabed83fa8.png
#IWANTCANDY begins in one hour. Are you ready? #eridanweek
The #eridanweek #iwantcandy event will commence in a couple of hours. In the meantime. Second to last call to RSVP. Chit #iwantcandy to confirm your entry. Original post below. ____________________________ Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
Jeff the Killer in my notifications and he's mediating me. HE'S mediating ME? I believe some reorganization of priorities are in order, here, Jeff.
man jeff the kIllEr can rEAct hOwevEr the fuck he wants hes jeff the kIllEr
I don't think I can STOP him, necessarily, but I think I'm justified in offering a little bit of feedback here!
In the Crockercorp HQ test kitchen trying to be nice about the recipe I am ABSOLUTELY rejecting later. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d09195f5621f.png
(Mmmm) Havve they tried making this one (This one, girl) https://wwwwww.bettycrocker.com/recipes/easy-cake-mix-pumpkin-cookies/11aa94b8-65e3-4238-b40d-a02738c6d11e - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Oooh, girl (Mmm) Your text reads so stunningly wwhen you're irritated (-tated, uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
A #personalpost unrelated to official matters. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/13e808cfa613.png
B33 < only purrson who i can appurreciate having a gumshoos
My, what are these creatures, Miss Crocker? Are these native to your 'Earth-C'?
Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
Miss Crocker...What is that thing? It makes me a touch uneasy.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Huh... ]
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Do£s this lik£, com£ with a comical lik£, prop£ll£r hat? ;P
Five Nights at Eridan Week? #eridanweek #fnaew
:33 < does your event have more grubburgers? :33 < if given the choice betw33n candy and meat... :33 < well i like sw33ts but gimme the meat any day!
Okay now i know anyone who shows up to this is stupid
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
The whole she*BANG* (get it) with the oil and the bomb had this joint smelling like a couple of hot kebabs.
Truly disheartening that fools would try to ruin Crockercorp's hard work at #Eridanweek out of jealousy and spite. Pathetic. But Crockercorp will rise above.
Unreal Heiress, play I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow.
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
wheres the cold option anyway though
<' i personally eat most of my dishes cold because i don't have a radiation-based heat box. :[ '>
as long as its in my ABdOMINAL tubes ANd squiggles i like it [:F
It's clearly the second option, insofar as when you actually eat it. But in terms of serving, assuming you made reservations at a reputable establishment, it should be served as hot as possible to allow you to continue making conversation over the fragrant dishes.∞
ice cold genuinely frozen solid shrimp fuck yes wwho is wwith me
OH I LEFT MY STUPID LIPSTICK IN MY BRA AGAIN IT'S MELTED.
sHe aIn't gRaNtInG No mIrAcLeS, mY BrOtHeR. i'm tRyInG To oPeN YoUr eYeS. jAnE AiN'T No mEsSiAh. I KnOw fIrSt hAnD WhO ThE AnGeLs oF DoUbLe dEaTh aRe aNd wHaT ThEy lOoK LiKe. I RaIsEd tHeM.
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whoa.... shes a dARLING angel of dEATH (:F your holy garb looks amazing it fits you so well
wElL DaMn bRoThEr yOu sUrE ArE A NiCe aNd gOoD ThInKiNg mOtHeR FuCkEr. SeE I DiDnT WaNnA CoMe oN HeRe aNd bRaG AnD ShIt bUt yEaH I DoNe rAiSeD ThE AnGeLs oF DoUbLe dEaTh aNd dOnE DrApEd mYsElF In tHe hOlY GaRbS. i pUt tHaT AlL Up bEhInD Me tO LiVe a sImPlE LiFe nOw oN ThIs nEw wOrLd.
!of course brother! i go to clurch like any sensible motherfucker in this castegrub dONT see much of a Point in being cruel to my fellow brothers ANd sisters that just wanna feel the messiahs connection thats just silly ANd your so humble too raising the dOUBLE dEATHS yet choosing to set ASIdE the garbs once theyre all deathed uP
wElL YeAh mOtHeR FuCkEr bEcAuSe aT ThE EnD Of tHe dAy iT'S LiKe tHe gOoD WoRd sAyS. aLl tHaT MaTtErS Is tHaT YoU RuB In tHaT FaCe pAiNt aNd hOnK YoUr hOrN In tHe fAcE Of tHe nOn bElIeVeRs. AiN'T OuT HeRe tRyInG To cHaSe eArThLy cLoUt aNd sHiT. yOu kNoW WhAt yOu kEeP Up tHe gOoD WoRk bRoThEr bUt cHiLl iT WiTh tHe mEsSiAh sHiT BeCaUsE JaNe cAn bRiNg pEoPlE To lIfE BuT To aN AlIeN EvEn tHe wEaKeSt lOwBlOoD PsIoNs pRoLlY LoOk lIkE MeSsIaHs aNd sHiT.
!heeheeh yeah! im still working on my honk though i cant really dO it right i just LEARNEd how to tyPe it ProPerly but when i say it it SOUNdS like .. SNARF or HINK its really embarrassing ):F but.... messiah jane ... )':F
I hope you're all prepared for #RUMBLENIGHT as we bring the Pumpkin Patch @golgothasTerror @timaeusTestified#0414 to #ERIDANWEEK ! Marvus Xoloto @clownBae will be performing his hit new single #BIGFATA$$ BY MARV && PROD DJ FODDER LIVE. #bigfatass LISTEN NOW. ------------ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SsqOFk_0z0 ------------ LISTEN NOW. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4e0e870631ef.PNG
X Hold on is there gonna be a fight at eridan night x
One to titillate your senses. Slake your thirst for blood. And also oil. I've been told there will be a lot of #oilingup .
Be there. No sign up, no credit card, no bullshit. #oilingup
... I didn't even know we got Bhad Grubbie for Marvus' #eridanweek single.
... Good morning. :|
I happen to be doing VERY well this morning, Calder. Thank you. I am in ship-shape as expected.
That's. Great. ... Just zoomed in on your profile picture. What in the dank bowels of Hell happened to you.
I happen to be spending the wee hours of my day with some impeccable company.
WELL. 10 SWEEPS STRAIGHT OF BEING A SOLDIER OF THE ALTERNIAN NAVY EVER SINCE I WAS A GRUB. THAT, AND THE ARMY BEING DIRECTLY TOLD TO TRY AND GET ME KILLED. BUT THEY'VE FAILED MISERABLY IN THAT ASPECT. ALL OVER SOME PETTY BULLSHIT BECAUSE I WAS BORN MALE. THAT AND WELL.. SHRAPNEL NEAR POINT BLANK.
YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THAT? ALL I KNEW WAS THAT THEY COULDNT FOR SOME REASON AND DECIDED "WELP, LETS TOSS EM TO THE ARMY AND HOPE HE DIES THERE."
Dammmnnn girl, haha (Uh) I didn't knoww you could party like that (Poppin like a laughssassin all day, girllll) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Im laydow
If i wasnt so busy prepping my wrestlethreads id put a reflective blankie over you. :(
Thas beautifu
Finally among the crowd at #eridanweek. I must admit to being charmed by the high spirits of the attendees. In fact, someone from the VIP section just fed me a sugar cube! How whimsical is that!
JANE NOOOOOO IM SO SORRYYYYY I SHOULDVE BEEN THERE...... INSTEAD OF MOURNING TROLL BRUNO MARS!!!!!