Jane Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
CEO. Maid of Life. Opinions expressed herein are my own and do not represent the official views or policies of the organization with which I am affiliated. Status: Working for the weekend.
A rapid-fire round of quizzes which I also encourage you to take. It's perfectly normal to be curious about peer data concerning subjects of identity, emotion and connection. So you can mark just how entirely average your scores are in comparison. Entirely average. Bog standard. Scores. Worth noting that the "love style" assessment regards which sorts of affection you prefer to receive, rather than the sort you most comfortably distribute yourself.
I'm uncertain as to why the final link remained masked! Here it is again, for posterity.
ok cool. also but hey what's with those totally average results on the last one there chica
"Entirely average. Bog standard. Scores." you sure those are average
It's my hunch that the so-called "average" scores are seeded with bias.
oOH, tHESE LOOK FUN TO DO, aND YEAH OKAY,
I feel it bears no explanation.
i AM, k1ND OF SURPRISED YOU HAVE PLACED l, uP ABOVE lIGHT, iN TH1S, tO BE ENT1RELY HONEST,
I would put Misa at A at least, but otherwise fine.
Getting frozen yogurt. Poll of public opinion! <3 for my order- half cake batter yogurt, half cheesecake yogurt. Strawberries, waffle cone pieces, strawberry sauce drizzle, and sprinkles. Eaten with caution not to overmix. <3< for @golgothasTerror's order- Cotton candy yogurt, caramel yogurt, an ENTIRE SUGAR COOKIE (reported to be stale), strawberry AND blackberry "popping boba," white chocolate chips, and Swedish Fish. Stirred vigorously into a noxious gray sludge before consuming.
Dont dog the potion until youve howled at the moon at least once.
Visiting Jake for the weekend and taking GREAT CARE not to disturb the careful ceiling-high accumulation of tchotchkes, hoarded junk, and various stuffed large game occupying his space. Which is how I tell you I got up to use the bathroom and stubbed my foot on the giant, open fanged maw of a taxidermied cholerbear rug in the dead of night.
(๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ GASSSSSSSSSSSSPPPP YOUR HUSBANDO TOOK YOU AWAY TO HIS DEMON CASTLE ♫ (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ WHERE ALL OF HIS WEIRD TAT IS!! ♫ ╰(*´︶`*)╯ AND IT ALL CONVEYS HIS DARK AND TRAGIC BACKSTORY AS A COOL RAINBOW DRINKER WHO'S SAD AND ALONE BUT YOU CAN FIX HIM!!! YOU HAVE THE KEYS TO HIS DEAD AND COLD BLOOD PUSHER! ♫
I don't even have a cutting remark loaded. Who the hell are you.
☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ OMG HIIIIIIIIII ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ My name is Cyphel and I'm a ninja girl from the hidden leaf village where I live with my husbandos Sasuke and Naruto who KISS EACH OTHER TOO!!!! ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ And I have a very active SlayO3 would you like to read my stories? ♫
If I wanted to sit in the presence of two men making our outing about THEIR romantic entanglement, I'd already know where to direct myself. :|
(´｡• ω •｡`) Well duhhhh their main focus should be YOU! ♫ (´｡• ω •｡`) But the point is that they kiss each other because YOU said so!!! ♫ (´｡• ω •｡`) You're the one in control and you keep them on a tight leash! ♫ (((o(*°▽°*)o))) AND THEN AND THEN THEY BEG YOU TO LET THEM GO ♫ (((o(*°▽°*)o))) AND YOU SAY NUH UH UH BOYS! THIS IS CYPHEL'S SHOW AND YOU'RE GREENLIT FOR THE NEXT EIGHT PROGRAMMING BLOCKS! ♫
Ranking excluding Creators or Creator-adjacent individuals.
Wasn't your last post about the way you physically cannot tell human beings apart? :B
Unreal Heiress, place an order to populate my new office aquarium.
wHAT A SWEET LOOKING FELLOW, tHERE,
who let sea bunnies b so cute? especilly cause u cant touch em due to bein toxic
(｡•ᴗ•｡) Oh wow, what kind of lusus is that?? ♫
You CAN coerce me into a private and dubiously intimate hang with the promise of a "Nailed It" marathon. How I love to bray with obnoxious laughter at the expense of these culinary simpletons!
hOW ABOUT A PRIVATE AND, nOT DUBIOUSLY INTIMATE, hANG SESH?
Id still eat them!
... The dubious nature of your removal of the word dubious strikes me. Is it no longer dubious because it is or isn't intimate?
I get it, i understand. I know my place,, don't worry, ill go trot off like a horse with a lame leg just call me when you're ready to make a stop by the glue factory, you can use my remains to make sentimental tchotchkes and knick knacks with your NEW SON.
... I don't know that he's new, per se! Judging by your profiles, he's a smidge older than you.
The silent implication that you do wish to make tchotchkes and knick knacks with him is a dagger through my heart "Mother"
The Crocker Estate sits on a comparatively meager 710 acres, but at a mere fraction of the lot size DOES take inspiration from gardens of the Palace of Versailles. Point of saying so being that I'm in the market to decide the theme of the new pavilion! I am downright STUMPED on the decision between a butterfly garden and topiary hedges themed after The Teddy Bear's Picnic.
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽ave you conssidered letting t𝒽e grassss grow as it wantss and introducing ssome wildflowerss for native pollinatorss🌻 ༻𐫱༺
I think the butterfly garden idea is *very* refined (after goregling what a butterfly is). What a magnificent, noble creature... That is my vote.
༻𐫱༺ Sssuc𝒽 a ss𝒽ame🌻 You could create ssome wonderful ecossysstemss🌻 Yet you c𝒽oosse to remain painfully limited to keep a veneer of control🌻 ༻𐫱༺
I think the Teddy Bear's Picnic theme is a really neat idea especially going off that inspo pic there.
bUTTERFLIES, aRE VERY PRETTY, aND i THINK COULD BE NEAT, tHE CHOLERBEAR IS K1ND OF SCARY, tO ME,
The completed sculpture will be of a harmless sewn plush bear- and a juvenile, at that.
tHE YOUNG ARE OFTEN, tHE MOST DANGEROUS TO BE AROUND, bECAUSE IF THEY ARE HERE, tHEIR GUARDIANS ARE LIKELY NEARBY AND, rEADY TO MAUL, aNYTHING ENCROACH1NG UPON THEIR WARD OR WARDS,
I EXPECT A CERTAIN LEVEL OF ECCENTRICITY FROM THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL BUT SOME OF YOU FOLKS ARE CUCKOO-DOODLE-DOO.
Oh dear, what horrors have you faced today, Miss Crocker?
wwonder wwho this cuck you speak a is
y1PPEE! i AM REGULAR, aND HAVE A SWEET PETNAME, yAY!
Unreal Heiress, play Using You by Mars Argo.
If you can guess which movie's promotional images we used to inspire the pose in the photoshoot, you win a prize.
https://i.postimg.cc/3R7zNq6G/image-2026-07-08-202455241.png
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
Oh. It's not a physical competition then. ... @gutsyGumshoe Do propaganda with me anyway please?
You realize context clues only happen when there is context right? I was entirely unaware of this bracket so how could I have inferred that they were specifically competing for your favor for some reason.
i tagged it. you coulda looked through the #cronusbabeoff tag or through my account to see if, perhaps, id posted anything similar. yknowv, find some context. yeesh, its like i gotta explain ewverything to you babes.
Wow, that's you~~~~? I had assumed you were a troll, from your little horned icon~.
c r u s h her under your prodigious heft sista lets see that skinny lil starvvlin fold like a lawwn ring chair beneath your adipowwwwah an perhaps if youd consider me so lucky youd let me take the place a her flattened carcass i wwill covver myself in all the jelly an slip right on under wwith the greasy ease of a toady wwho spent all light brinin in an industrial sized barrel a ky wwith the intent purpose a fittin like an ovverextended g strip trapped betwween my bbww queens goddess fupa
OKAY. WELL. WE DID ALL THAT WITHOUT YOU. SO. AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. PLEASE SET UP A LIVESTREAM. AND KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF IT.
The physical comedy of those newhatch wriggling larvae throwing one another around with a meager gelatinous form is UNRIVALED. Jadebloods must have trunk solid torsos from all of the laughing. I have never seen a brood so fresh from the... mother orifice! A reminder of the SHEER SIZE of the ready-to-molt heifers I had crawling all over my sweater during my previous visit!!
I'm Really Deligh𖧧ed By How Ugly-Cu𖧧e 𖧧ha𖧧 Li𖧧𖧧le 𖧧eal's Face Is.
99< [Particularly giggly caretakers are relegated to more teal-collar duties which greatly lowers the chance of dropping, tossing, stepping on, falling onto, sitting upon, or uproariously slamming a fist into any grubs nearby during a fit.] Őoo
. ݁₊ ⊹ .$oooo cute. ⊹ ₊ ݁.
Unreal Heiress, play Moonshine by Caravan Palace.
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Thank you. I can only hope to reach such heights in the eye of the general public.
Kinda shit the person you stay trying to vouch for posts on main apropos of nothing.
MAY THE BEST MEGIDO. REACH FAR ENOUGH IN #THEPOLLS. TO ENSURE THIS HAPPENS. 👍
@handMaid Are we actually going through with the photoshoot in the scenario that we end up in competing brackets? I thought that was a joke, but the scenario rapidly becomes more possible by the minute. I'm going to have to pick out a negligee.
I WAS ALWAYS DOWN. AND I WILL CONTINUE TO BE DOWN. UNTIL AND UNLESS YOU DEFEAT ME. AT WHICH POINT. IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS. BUT IT WILL BE INTERPLANETARY WAR.
BECAUSE OF MY GREAT RESPECT FOR YOU AS AN OPPONENT.
IF YOU BEAT ME IN THE CHICK-OFF. WHO KNOWS WHAT I MIGHT DO. IN MY FRENZIED DERANGEMENT. BUT YOU WILL BE FINE. YOU HAVE HAD LOTS OF PRACTICE. WITH YOUR CLOWN.
... Because we're maids. I get it.
Hateful goon brain. You're much hotter with the curves of a real woman.
IT MAKES ME SICK MESSIAH dOWNRIGHT SICK THEY dO NOT UNdERSTANd THE NECESSITY OF YOUR GIRTH TO BEAR LIFE ANd FEEd YOUR OFFSPRING. IdIOTS. IdIOTS. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
This is why you are Earth C's most eligible bachelorette.
OOOOOOOH JOYOUS JOYOUS DAY!!!
congratulations, mother.
Another astounding corporate acquisition. Remarkable.
"Who want me" is yet again the subject of discussion. I advise you against proffering yourselves to the greater marketplace of singles on this platform. Have some standards as to your consumer base! Look at the population to whom you are offering! I shuddered just typing that!! <:| And on that note, what are you going to do when someone unsavory takes you up on that offer? Do you have the gonads to turn them down, or will you simply cower behind inactivity?
only read the first three wwords no one
My thoughts exactly, Miss Crocker. Offering yourself up to the cannibal platter that is Chittr is just asking for a vile retribution.
oh wwoww you can recognize numbers congratulations ape if you think splinternet clout equates to desirability then youre just as softpanned as the rest a the ingrates youre judgin in your shitbricks a posts only sensible thing you done is stopped huffin soporific powwder outta the dandruff of gams shag an evven then evver since you knoww readin your profile things havvent looked up
Is this attempt at a banter your only vehicle to attention? What rudimentary tools you wield.
sometimes i havve to bust them out for the likes a you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/349f2488d828.jpg
@twentyfourCarat Nevermind. He wasn't into you. You're cut from the roster. Pack up your little sequin vest and fedora. Although you may be pleased to hear that he referred to you as "just about" equivalent to your Terran cultural original.
Ohhhh, wwhoa wwhoa wwhoaaaa (Nooooo) Do you think I'll make the cut next time? (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Not with this fellow. I don't know, actually! He hasn't seen you do that groovy little boot-scoot twirl you do while you're on the sax.
(Uh) I bet he hasn't seen me do my livve covvers of tracks off "The Romantic," either Mmmmmm, just let a slayer knoww wwhen you're ready for him and the slayer wwill arrivveeee for you (Girl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
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