Visiting Jake for the weekend and taking GREAT CARE not to disturb the careful ceiling-high accumulation of tchotchkes, hoarded junk, and various stuffed large game occupying his space. Which is how I tell you I got up to use the bathroom and stubbed my foot on the giant, open fanged maw of a taxidermied cholerbear rug in the dead of night.
(๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ GASSSSSSSSSSSSPPPP YOUR HUSBANDO TOOK YOU AWAY TO HIS DEMON CASTLE ♫ (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ WHERE ALL OF HIS WEIRD TAT IS!! ♫ ╰(*´︶`*)╯ AND IT ALL CONVEYS HIS DARK AND TRAGIC BACKSTORY AS A COOL RAINBOW DRINKER WHO'S SAD AND ALONE BUT YOU CAN FIX HIM!!! YOU HAVE THE KEYS TO HIS DEAD AND COLD BLOOD PUSHER! ♫
I don't even have a cutting remark loaded. Who the hell are you.
☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ OMG HIIIIIIIIII ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ My name is Cyphel and I'm a ninja girl from the hidden leaf village where I live with my husbandos Sasuke and Naruto who KISS EACH OTHER TOO!!!! ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ And I have a very active SlayO3 would you like to read my stories? ♫
If I wanted to sit in the presence of two men making our outing about THEIR romantic entanglement, I'd already know where to direct myself. :|
(´｡• ω •｡`) Well duhhhh their main focus should be YOU! ♫ (´｡• ω •｡`) But the point is that they kiss each other because YOU said so!!! ♫ (´｡• ω •｡`) You're the one in control and you keep them on a tight leash! ♫ (((o(*°▽°*)o))) AND THEN AND THEN THEY BEG YOU TO LET THEM GO ♫ (((o(*°▽°*)o))) AND YOU SAY NUH UH UH BOYS! THIS IS CYPHEL'S SHOW AND YOU'RE GREENLIT FOR THE NEXT EIGHT PROGRAMMING BLOCKS! ♫
... Huh.
