Neeiht Megane・✿
@gachikoisChic
｢kyaaa! konnichiwa, welcome to megane-san's secret lair! Σ(•̀ω•́ﾉ)ﾉ keke~｣ ｢kirainahito do not interact. (ꐦ ¯−¯ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kirainahito is megane-san's evil haters.] 💌🌹
｢kekeke, ai-chan...~ itadakimasu, ai-chan!☆~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: keh... even though ai-chan ran away to her gaijin, megane still wants her to be choto well fed! (ФωФ) in fact, itadakimasu is an east alternian phrase that means "hey, everybody, join me together for this delightful and filling meal!"]
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｢megane-san's special ai-chan curry! (*≧∀≦)｣
anime-chan d∞ y∞u take c∞nstructive criticism
｢no.(´_ゝ`)｣
[H] How nice.] [D] Did you make this yourself ?]
Dude.
｢(￣з￣) okie, what baka thing are kyu going to say now, robo-chan.｣
｢hai! (●´∀｀●)∩ megane-san mixied ai-chan packet and eburithing!｣
｢(´_ゝ`) okie. lessened learn... NYEVER as a josei what their favorite anime is on the first date...｣ ｢(*´,_ゝ｀) *sigh* megane never using plenty of sakana again.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: josei means girl... (´ε`;) sakana means... fish. (´⊂_｀；) megane-san's high hopeu... he will never nyot be a hikikomori! (._ゝ.)]
What's yours?
｢(￣ー￣) officu-chan.｣
｢(。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ rosario rainbowdrinker! kekeke.｣
[MISC.] ... Yes ?]
｢( ￣ー￣) officu-chan...｣
[MISC.] ... Megane-san... ?]
｢( ￣-￣)ノ｣ ｢( ￣o￣)ノ｣ ｢( ￣-￣)ノ｣ ｢( ￣u￣)ノ｣ ｢( •u-)ノ kekeke! onegai, call megane... nee-chan!｣
[MISC.] ... Ah.] [N] Nee-chan.]
[MISC.] ... Wait.]
｢nani? (* ´ ▽ ` *)｣
｢( ☆∀☆) kekeke... #waifuification... imminent! ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ hai, supa supa kyuitebeam targeto... LOCKED...｣ ｢san....｣ ｢ni.........｣ ｢ICHI!!!!!! ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ KYAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!｣ ｢okie, today's waifu is maguro-chan! @twiceAnnihilated maguro-chan is a keiren kyutie, of the most sacred demeanyor! (*￣∇￣)ノ kekeke.... maguro-chan is knyown for her flat oppai, and petitesies body! (∩´∀｀)∩ even doe she might nyat have the most full figure, maguro-chan's kyuddlechitin is purepure PUREFECT!!!｣ ｢(ФωФ) kekeke... until you unleash her nyaht side, that is...｣ ｢(゜∇^d)!! maguro-chan has soft prongies, roshon o nutta from all of her w faps! (￣ー￣)ｂ hai, maguro-chan might look innocent, but her chubbin touches make her a regular hentai! (。・ω・。) she just can't stop herself~~ yamete, maguro-chan!! aahhh~ megane can't take m-much! m-much moaaarrrrr!!!~｣ ｢ah. eto. (*ゝω･*) tomokaku. maguro-chan's pantsu are a real variable, just like her aka bulb and ao bulb! (*ﾉ∀｀*) keke, see, nyeh? she changes quickly! (￣ー+￣) ichi second... boyshorts. (*￣ー￣) modern. boyish. patterned. patterned pantsu represents a girl's innocence, don't kyu read megane-sensei's translation notes telling you that? (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ nii second... (ФωФ) kekeke..... NYO PANTSU AT ALL!!!!! KYAAHHH!!!｣ ｢MEGANE-SAN'S NOSEBLEED... MEGANE-SAN IS.... BLASTING OFFF AGAINNNNNN!!! (꒪// ་། //꒪)｣ ｢.✦ ݁˖ (pi!)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT. DEAD HATO, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! (ФωФ) ichi means one, nii means TWO, and san means... three! ( ・∇・) keiren means to "flail" or "thrash wildly", an east alternian term for someone who wigglez a Iot~!☆ roshon o nutta means LOTIONED!!! (=^ェ^=) yes yes, maguro-chan touches her squiggly bits so much her hands have gone soft from it!! (///∇///) aaahhhh~ megane has... keke.... intimate knyahledge... (ФωФ) ah eto means errrrrr... ummm... *scratches head*... tomokaku... anyway! (*^ー^) aka means red, ao means blue!~ (⊃∀｀* ) usually, megane's anime yewwow bloods have pinky powers, byutttt~ (〃￣ー￣〃) okie, maguro-chan's powers are kyool too, i guess.... (megane-san's exit is a reference to team rocketto of fiduspawn anime fame! (≡ﾟ∀ﾟ≡)♥︎)]
😨 hey... what's w1th that last one...
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「maguro-chan got caught in megane-san's kyutie beamu and suffered a jiko. it took away her prongs and ashi. we can rebuild her... we can make her kyutiefuller.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: beamu means the waifufication beam that comes from Megane-san's kyutie horn! jiko is a very scary very sad accident that takes away your prongs and leggus! ashi means walk pedals! don't worry maguro-chan!!!! megane will love you stubless!!!! CHUUUUUUU~~(´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`)]
「hai!!!! megane-san's unihorn shows zenbu even when maguro-chan is nyaaaaahtie! but maguro-chan is so kyute when she breaks all the kisoku! (´⊙ω⊙`)！」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: zenbu means all which is what megane-san's kyutiehorn shows him. whenever a one of his kyutie girls are being nyahtie his horno twitches and so does his kyutie nubbins vestigial tail! kisoku means rules which maguro-chan breaks when she's being warui!]
[I] I'M SO SORRY I MEAN MY VAPE.] [N] Need it.] [N] Need it so fucking bad.] [A] Absolutely past the point of want right now.] [I] I know it's bad for me and I know I'm chained to fucking work, but... Godddd. #suggestive] [I] I JUST NEED NICOTINE, PLEASE 😰 #substance]
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｢(￣～￣；) telling megane kyu only want him because he still has residual grub chubbins does nyat make him feel good.｣ ｢┐(￣ヘ￣)┌ keh. if you don't want megane after his shinobi training arc, you don't deserve him at all! (｀^´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: contrary to popular belief, megane is not fat! ( ｀□´) he has an average east alternian build! (≧口≦)ノ a-and it's just from his grub state! (;￣ー￣) naked tosan told him so...]
[MISC.] 🙁] [M] Megane-san should be appreciated for his personality and kindness.]
｢(´ε ｀ ) officu-chan.... megane wuvs you.｣
What if you don't want him at all
｢f(^_^) eh to, cas-chan! this posty was about people being choto fetishizumu about megane! (；^∀^)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: fetishizumu means weird.]
Cheese do not bring drugs to #GothNight there will brie a bar...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ No drugs...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ No no no...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We are not dealing with derangedly homicidal highbloods or ofurdosing bronze boys...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Uh uh uh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
｢megane will only bring... (*￣_￣)ノ his sacred bleido.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bleido means blade.]
｢(;´д｀) megane-san isn't allowed to do that anymore.｣
[T] This palmhusk does irreparable ego damage every time I receive a reply I swear]
｢(￣ー+￣) keh. officu-chan, let megane-san's steady hand slice these paperworks away....｣ ｢hie! (p^-^)p｣
[Y] You are so very appreciated, Megane-san.]
｢(´∀｀*)ε｀ ) kissy kissu｣
>...Sometimes I. Wonder how. Many versions. Of one specific. Person exists... Our local. Ult Godtiered Fish. Just how many. Of him exist?
｢(*￣ー￣) onegai. naze, why is your icon a picture from roblox.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pwease, why, megane just wants to knyow! (*^ーﾟ)]
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ No one even cares about Tevsie anymore
｢(つд⊂) megane-san cares!｣