Neeiht Megane
@gachikoisChic
｢kyaaa! konnichiwa, welcome to megane-san's secret lair! Σ(•̀ω•́ﾉ)ﾉ keke~｣ ｢kirainahito do not interact. (ꐦ ¯−¯ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kirainahito is megane-san's evil haters.] 🪆👹
｢if megane-san nakunatta...(ノ_＜。) he wouldn't be kowagatta...･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･ ai-chan would be there with him in tengoku! (^з^)-☆ kyyaaa~~☆ ai-chan in freaky heaven forever!!~ kekeke~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nakunatta means died (ToT) so scawyyy nyehh... which is what kowagatta means! so scare, much frightened, nyah! ＼(^-^)／ tengoku is like smexy heaven kekeke~~ with the oppai angels of lifu fufufu~(´ 3｀)(*^-^)／＼(*^-^*)／＼(^-^*)(´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
君の投稿、だんだん変になってきてるよ。悪気はないんだけど、どうしたの？( ・ω・)
｢ぎゃあ、ごめんね、ピフジップちゃん！私とアイちゃんは喧嘩してたんだよぉぉぉ…トンネルの友達が挨拶に来てくれたら元に戻るよ…(^3^)/｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is a sacred conversation in trollhongo between two nyotorious otakus!!! (*´∀｀*)ﾉ do not read if you are not megane-san or pifzip-chan!]
what am i SUPPSOEd to dO with this httPs://i.imgur.com/Ju2SPZb.Png #suggestive
｢*my curse was undodgeable and unparryable and 100% hits and it can't miss( ｀ー´)*｣ ｢*megane-san avoids the blast with guidance from ai-chan, as he powers up into his SUPA MEGANE MODE~☆*｣ ｢nnyyehhh...(；｀∀´) if anata likes the casteplay doujinshi, that's daijobou! (^^; but megane-san likes all kyutieful gyirls, so... ♪(´ε｀*)... kekekeke~ enjoy anata's seven sweeps of ULTRAFUUN!!~☆☆ fufufufu~!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san hates gogmodding! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) he out powerscales!! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ) doujinshi means story published by kyuuper powerful mangaka, or authors. daijobou means "that's alright"! anata means you. ultrafuun means MEGACURZEEE KEKEKE~~!!☆☆☆]
soddin hell you cant do that come on i killed ya thats it youre dead gonezo gone to fiddlers green ivve finished you so just let up already
｢(＃￣З￣)｣ ｢*teleports behind you*｣ ｢owae wa mou...shindeiru.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: say the next line, bakadan-sama.]
alright fine i sucker punch you in the teeth there happy i dont evven knoww wwhy im goin along wwith this ivve hit a neww loww
｢machigatta kotae!! (； ・`д・´) the seikai was just "nani!?"(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻ anata is SUCH a gaijin... kusoo...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: machigatta kotae means incorrect answer, and seikai means correct answer. eribaka-san is so styuupidddo!! (ΘдΘ)]
｢nothing personal, grub...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #violence! watch out~☆☆ kekeke~]
｢gyahh!!! megane-san thought that would censor!!! ken'etsu!! (ﾟДﾟ)!! gomen!! gomenne!!!~~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ken'etsu means censor! gomen means "gah, i'm so sorry!!"]
wwhy are you showwin me a rustie cartoon of a humie bloke gettin doused in vviolet slurry my cod dont tell me youre pitch flirtin right noww
｢( ´Д｀) nyo, megane-san only likes kyutieful girlz.(|||´Д｀) gomenne, bakadan, anata isn't his type.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: anata means you... as in you aren't ai-chan! (ФωФ) kekekeke~!!!]
｢kekeke~ is ai-chan heavenly faps??♪(´ε｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujin contains #nsfw content! faps means using your sinprongs... kekeke~~ (； ･`ω･´)]
none of those words are in the troll8i8le
Ai-chan is what sukoshii hito call a plap machine! UGYUUUUUUUHHHHH —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢nnngggyyyhhh~~yo daaaaaaare~~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yo dare means drooooooooooooollll~~☆☆]
- @digitalDarumma Give mme his address. - NOW. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who's address? Anata's? Okay here yOuO go! 1134 Grubsmash Lane, Outglut, 223-2218, Alternia —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
- Haha. FUNNY. I live off-planet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 - Where does Megane live.
Oh! Ano.... dOuOshite do yOuO want to know that? —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
- Hahaha... I'd like to comme be his mmentor... 😆 - Prommise.
Oh! SOuO desune?! That's so sugoi! Okay! His Address is 6767 Jerkcircle Ave. Depth 45 Meters. 44-5668, West Alternia —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
- Hahaha, thanks! 😄 - @gachikoisChic YOU'RE SO F*CKED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
｢nani... aaah~~ tsurga-chan is coming to visit megane-san! (´_ゝ`)ﾉ kekekeke~ is tsurga-chan wearing her shimapan pantsu~?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: in anime, striped underwear (shimapan) typically indicates a character who is shy, innocent, or somewhat of a tsundere (externally tough but soft on the inside). it serves as a visual shorthand for youthful charm, signaling purity with a touch of playfulness.(ФωФ) kekekeke~~]
Ueh isn't Tsurga-kun an otoko? —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢nyahhh, ai-chan~! mintyl-chan is a nani ka chigau mono!~☆ (^з^)-☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani ka chigau mono means "something in between otoko and otoka!"(((ＵωＵ｀ *)(* ´ＵωＵ))) kekeke~ megane-san taught her that!]
TO ALL MY LADIES OUT THEЯRE. WHE_ YOU GO__A STOP EATI_G BEETS WITH THE _EETS. A_D STAЯRT EATI_G SOME ЯROAST WITH THE MOST. ;oX
｢kyuutieful girlls!! don't stray from the pakku!!! (|| ゜Д゜) nyoo!! stay with megane-san and he will keep you warm with nuzzles~~ (*^3(*^o^*)... n-nande... did... a kyuuutieful girl post... this O_o? gyaahhh... megane-san doesn't know how to kanjiro!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pakku means pack!(*´ﾉ∀`*)hildah-chan can join megane-san's pakku any time...nande means "what!" ( ´⊇｀) and kanjiro means... megane-san's fweels.]
I can'7 worry abou7 a Man in Whi7e righ7 now. I'm running 7he logis7[🔔🔔🔔JACKPOT🔔🔔🔔]ics on. Some7hing.
｢GYAAHHH- SUGOIIII!!! OATARI DESUU!! (^|0|^) kyaaa~~ does anata do ichiban kuji?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sugoi means amazingne!! oatari means very very specialu jackpotto!! (●´∀｀●)∩ anata means you! （´ 3｀)]
Wha7 ? Righ7. Megane. Hello, Megane. Hi. No, I don'7. I do no7 do ichiban kuji. I am no7 opposed 7o figure collec7[🔔🔔🔔JACKPOT🔔🔔🔔]ing, I guess. I haven'7 7hough7 abou7 i7 a7 all.
｢SUUGOIII NE~~~ megane-san got oatari too! he's a lucky danshi desu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: oatari means jackpot! （*＾3＾）/～☆ kyuu! woww!!! danshi means BOYYY... kyuu... is themis a kyutieful gyirl??]
｢kyahh!!! n-nani!?! a kyutieful gyirl approaching boku on the street!?!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani means "woaah, what!! megane-san doesn't know what to do!"]