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-=[pomponpompon aaooohhyouree going to scratch mee x-)_☺]=-
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that... scary anime gUy pitied my post.. im a little scared >.○...
-=[putss out a bowl of food ffor the stray catboys_☺]=-
I was kind of stretching like a Purrbeast but then I remembered I'm a Grown Man so I ★ted Punching a Wall.
GEtting held while wraapped in aa blaankket aand waatching aanime. YOu aagree
- I hate it. I really, really hate to see it. I just frigging HATE it when two she/hers are fighting... 😔😔 - Ladies! Please! 🥹🥹🙏 We could be doing so mmuch GOOD Work together! LOL... 🤣🤣🤣
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i dONT think im caPable of <3< feelings... -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Yeah. Thanks man.
~SO~me~One like y~Ou was made tO~ be enjO~yed (Made t~O be enjO~yed)~ ~But it w~On't be by me and that leaves me terrified~ ~I'm c~Oming t~O terms, I kn~Ow it didn't mean a thing t~O y~Ou, didn't mean a thing but it~ ~Meant quite a l~Ot tO~ me, meant t~OO~ much I can see (I can see)~ ~#lyricsp~Osting~
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] cute. ... [ACTION:QUERY] y0u are aware tthat kryquz iz n0t a w0man c0rrect? [END MESSAGE]
I bet this makes it better.
Awwww :) | l|ke th|s one th|ss |s cutte
I'd actually prefer yoou start using my name oor weebified versioon oof it at least but yeah sweet can't wait
excited and eager to see this
꧁THIS ID POSSIBLE? FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFYCKFYCJFYCKIWAANNABETHEREIWANNABEWITHKRYQUSTHEGIRLFUCKFUCKFCUKFCUKFUCK꧂
Hum. Yes, this is an acceptab/e answer. It is a fair/y good opening. Even if I am not typica//y much for shoujo and romantic sorts of stories, I can make an exception here. E/egance and drama.
I am so sorry for your loss tomodachi...
my gap moe is in full forwce and i have demonstrwated a larwge sum of my powerw otherwwise known as my limitless charwm it is rweally impossible to hate me because at the end of the night i am just a little guy 22:>
Ƹ 🌂 > THIS is just PITIFUL… Ʒ
≽(ᗜ⩊ᗜ マ≼ < #MEME #ANIMEMEME #RELATABLEMEME #TWOTRUCKSHAVINGWHAT
okay. there has been MUCH much discussion between current #teamchud members. we'VE read through many of the awesome responses from people (which we are super thankful for) and have come to the conclusion on who will be drafted to team chud. the newest team chud members are... vesica anelus @bulgeCurator costar treign @surlyTabloid neeiht megane @gachikoisChic please get your team chud badges at your earliest convenience. in addition to this, we'VE also added a few people who have applied to team chud, but didn'T quite make the cut, as "team chud associates", currently pascal and sylink (@singularityManifest mentioning you here so you'RE aware you are, in our eyes, still a member of TCA) are the only associates but we are adding: chchow crunch @xxScenegrlxx wrothe aiaray @gratuitousAnnuity to the newest members of both #teamchud and TCA i'LL dm you a link to our memo in a little bit. no pressure on whether you join or not, just know you'RE welcome. again, thank you to everyone who applied, whether you made it in or not! all of your replies were very much appreciated and enjoyed. i'LL post a few fun ones in a cycle or two.
wagwagwagwag !! haiiiiii megame-saaaaaan !!
꒰𓇼hell nawwww𓇼꒱
꒰𓇼what thf cck f☾ck*𓇼꒱
I was wondering when you'd see that chitt
i should sell my bathvwater #suggestivwe
- HEY. 😂😂 OLIVEBRO. 🤣🤣🤣 LEvel with mme here. Are you or are you not striving for a fr**king STRIFE right now? 😀😀😀😀😀 BE HONEST. LOL.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! @***∆@ ╰┈➤ Such an important job!!!!!!!! ╰┈➤ Oooughhhh and it www.ould've been such a big responsibility and so much research https:(( ╰┈➤ Your talents for post.ing should NEVER be www.asted on someth.ing so stupid!!!!!!!! ╰┈➤ 𝙸 am SO glad you have been showww.n the proper www.ay to live!!!!!!!! ╰┈➤ The vast universe www.ould be so hollowww. www.ithout you... ╰┈➤ Goon.ing is so important... 𝙸t's www.hat makes us so magical...
I hope everybody's Sunday has been to their preferences. Mine was Normall+. Which is simillar to normall, but ellevated.
- UGHHHHHHGHAAHA HAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- ONE of these nights, olivebro. 🤣🤣🤣
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 www.as talk.ing to someone yesterday www.ho did not believe 𝙸 www.as once a business major 𝙸'm so proud of www.here goon.ing has taken me @~,,,@
- IN A CRYPT, olivebro. LOL. Usually the second mmajor step in mmy Handy waste mmanagemment Services. 😀😀😀 #BackOff #AutoParry #AutoScary
- Hey, all. I had this really WEIRD dreamm. 🤣🤣🤣 - Picture mme: I'mm down underground... you know. 😏 In a scary crypt of sorts. Probably just hanging out. 😆😆 But I see somme huge, powerful being standing like a tower before mme. 😲 - For somme reason, I know it's speaking to mme in this weird language that only we can understand. And it says: "You are what they are reborn as if they cannot becomme a lotus flower." 😦😦🪷🪷🪷❔❔ - What did she mmean by this? #ConfusedLOL #InAPickle
Enjin is reheating g0j0s nach0s s0 hard i fear
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One will FIND YOU. AND WHEN I DO. You shall DIE for your POSTS OF PERVERSION!!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > BACK you VILE THING!!!! You do not DESERVE an audience with the LAST LICORNE PRINCESS!!!! Ʒ
@naughtyTechnician ZORRY THIZ IZ WHAT I HAVE FOR NOW ALZO @conzequentlyOblique I HATE HOW YOU GUEZZED IT WAZ ABT YOU TOO FUCK YOU TAGZ: #NZFW #ZUGGEZTIVE #CNC?? #IMPLIEDPAILING (ONLY IMPLIED FOR NOW) DIZ IZ ZO CRINGY I WANNA DIE UGH OK WHATEVER ------ It waz a boring evening. Kryquz had nothing to do, he waz bored out of hiz pan. He opened hiz huzktop and went on chittr for a while. He zcrolled, commented, pozted. Az uzual. Until he heard zomething unexpected. A knock at the door of hiz hive? Ztrange. He wazn’t expecting any gueztz today, zo who could it be? He thought, before getting up and opening the door. It waz none other than Phuntr. “Hey, azzhole.” “…Phuntr?” Kryquz raized an eyebrow. Why Phuntr, out of all people? “You owe me 20 caegarz.” “Ooh. Right. Well I doon’t have, uh, any, right noow. Can i pay yoou later?” “u’RE alwayz zaying that…you know what? I can dizmizz your debt.” Phuntr then leaned in and whizpered againzt Kryquz’ ear. “ You can pay me…in a different way…” The wordz zent a chill down Kryquz’ zpine. He couldn’t pozzibly be zuggezting that…could he? He knew it waz wrong, that he zhould juzt back away and tell him to fuck off, but. At the zame time, a part of him kind of wanted it. He’z thought about it zeveral timez, zeveral lightz, juzt praying for the day he finally got the chance to pail with him. “uh, yoou knoow what, zure.” He nodded and let him in hiz hive. Phuntr let out a quiet chuckle. “good boy.” The compliment left Kryquz in awe, and he could feel hiz face warming up ever zo zlightly. Zuddenly, Phuntr grabbed him by the chin and planted a zmall, gentle kizz on Kryquz’ lipz. He pulled away before he could even react. “hnn, doon’t be cooy.” Kryquz zaid and kizzed him back, thiz time it waz a longer and more pazzionate kizz. Phuntr reciprocated it immediately. UHHHHHHHHH NOPE NOPE OK 10 LIKEZ FOR PART 2
tthiss mmakess. ssensee i tthinkk....it is llikee. ppretendd? ᨑ_ᨑ
you plane shift into the border ethereal and find me there and i look at you like this
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ THE PRINCESS H୨S NEVER W୨VED HER L୨CE F୨N SO INDIGN୨NTLY IN HER LIFE! WH୨T ୨ TRE୨CHEROUS ୨CT! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL WILL SW୨LLOW YOU WHOLE. ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ SILENCE....! YOU ୨RE NOT ୨LLOWED TO SPE୨K IN THE THRONE ROOM....! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > @/gachikoisChic … I WILL NOT @ HIM LEST HE APPEAR… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One understands your pain now. IT HAS BEEN DONE TO ME TOO. Ʒ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ THE PRINCESS T୨STED H୨TRED FOR THE FIRST TIME....!!!! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
I'm not done just there, though. You think I wouldn't spare time to chat about Stay's anime alternate, you'd be dead wrong. Stay Gold is in the Senior Division at Tracen Academy. Her strong suit is being a Late Surger, much those of the rest of her lineage within the game. While she is not yet available for global release, she has picked up a huge quantity of fans due to her connections to Gold Ship, who in real life is one of the other horses that Stay Gold went on to sire.
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ WH୨T.........................!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SH୨LL PERISH BY THE BL୨DE OF MY H୨LLEB୨RDE.....!!!!!! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > THE DARK ONE IS NOT SEARCHING FOR A “BOYFRIEND” EITHER SO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!! Ʒ
𓂃ֶָ֢ OOH YES YES.ᐟ.ᐟ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ HOW UTTERLY UNGENTLEM୨NLY!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL SPE୨K TO ME ୨S ୨ PRINCESS....! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
----/ono\---- my face of mild concern
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ YOU SPE୨K BL୨SPHEMY! SHOW PROPER RESPECT TO M୨LEVOLENT PRINCE OF D୨RKNESS YOU FIENDISH SERPENT....! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
{ ...ghheeghh... ii doont knoow... peeooplee aaree meeaan x( oon heeree... }
S⧃METIMES THE M⧃UNTAIN SEES TR⧃LLS WH⧃ L⧃⧃K LIKE TR⧃LLS HE KN⧃WS AND HE IS N⧃T AB⧃UT T⧃ RATI⧃NALIZE THAT
oh hell yeah that is top shelf impregnation hitting you and your post with the customary ass eshaku translation for the translators note eshaku means respectful bow game recognizes game elite ball knowledge balls with elite balledge
translator translators note kaihatsu means development oh wait shit this is a recommendation aight lemme hit you up on that
࣪⊹₊˚{ THE CULLERS CALL, GIRLS! I HEAR IT!!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + I AM GOING TO KRILLLL THAT LITTLE BALEEN-FLOSSING BASTAAAARDDDD!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ IM GOING TO KRILL HIM TIL HE FLUKING DIESSSS }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #culling #killing #violence #killinghim #maiminghim #goringhim #violetrage #glubinterrupted #cullquette #cullposting #reelygonnakillthisguy }˚₊⊹ ࣪
{ ...thee seeaa kiing iis gooiing... too reetuurn too theeiir quuaarteers... x(... }
I d▣n't remember y▣u l▣▣king like this. ▾
Ƹ 🌂 > What? The Dark One never said anything to you. If I did, I MEANT this DISGUSTING CRETIN who made the Original POST. Ʒ
[BEGIN MESSAGE] zhe 100kz very ztr0ng. [END MESSAGE]
H⬡w a creature like y⬡urself has evaded culling thus far, I mean. - MC R⬡se🌹
Fascinating. - MC R⬡se🌹
࣪⊹₊˚{ she was right. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ MAYBE WE SHOULD NORMALIZE COOKING MORE TROLLS INTO SOUPS. }*_*{ YOUREEEE NEEEEXT!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I ♥ your posts especially because they give me a Lot To Think About.
this is the funniest post on this website shut it down theres nothing left
the cat ears stay on during everything. EVERYTHING >:3 #suggestive
Ƹ 🌂 > Do not speak to this THING. Ʒ
「AWESOME.」
{ ...wuuhooaah... yoouuree... reeaally taaleenteed x)... }
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Tbh Megane-san could get it. He is literally so kawaii and sugoi
GYATTEBAYОО 👊🔥
TURNING ANOTHER SWEEP OLDER DOESN'T REALLY FEEL LIKE IT MATTERS ALL THAT MUCH, ANYMORE. NOT WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY SPENT TWELVE SWEEPS IN ANCIENT EAST ALTERNIA REALIZING THAT YOU'RE MORE OR LESS TIME-LOCKED INTO THE AGE YOU WERE WHEN YOU WERE CEREBRALLY COERCED INTO SIGNING YOUR FUCKING FAUSTIAN EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT. THAT UNINTENDED LITTLE ROMP, IN ADDITION TO LANDING ME ON TIME ROACH EXTERMINATION DUTY, ALSO HAPPENED TO PAD OUT MY RESUMÉ WITH SOME USEFUL SKILLS. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE THINGS I'M ALL TOO COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT HERE IN PLAIN VIEW OF THE ROVING HORDES OF INTERNET PERVERTS LUSTING AFTER ANY #SUGGESTIVE OR OUTRIGHT #NSFW CONTENT THEY CAN HOOK THEIR GREASY PRONGS ON, BUT THERE'S ONE I'VE GOT A PRETTY SOLID HANDLE ON THAT FEELS ESPECIALLY RELEVANT TO BEING A MEMBER OF A CRIMINAL SYNDICATE. 「#SHIBARI.」 ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE THE CULTURE-ALLERGIC DIPSHITS IN THE ROOM ON A FACT ABOUT ROPE. ROPE IS A LIVING THING. NOT LITERALLY, DUMBASS. BUT ROPE IS ORGANIC. HAIR. WOOL. PLANT FIBER. SPUN SILK FROM COCOONS. ROPE IS MADE FROM THINGS THAT ARE *ALIVE,* AND IF YOU TREAT IT LIKE A DEAD THING, IT'LL CHAFE LIKE A MAGGOTY, ROTTEN CORPSE LEFT IN THE SUN TO DESSICATE UNTIL IT FEELS ABOUT AS DELICATE ON THE SKIN AS A CRUSTY, CALCIFIED MANDIBLE. SO HOW DO YOU KEEP IT IN LIVING CONDITION? EASY. WIND IT OUT, PULL IT TAUT, BURN THE FRAYING EDGES. SMOOTH IT DOWN WITH SOFTENING WAX AND WORK IT IN. PAMPER THAT SHIT WHILE YOU YANK IT INTO PLIABLE ORDER. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY? USE IT. IT WANTS TO BE USED. EXHIBIT A. THE DROOLING, NEEDY BITCH WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO TALK ABOUT THIS ON MAIN. OBSERVE WHAT A REAL FUCKING MASTER CAN DO WITH A LIVING THING. NOT HER, OBVIOUSLY. SHE HAS ALL THE CHARM AND VIVACITY OF A BUZZING PILE OF FUCKING BLUBBERBEAST GUTS. IF ANYONE WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO INCORPORATE HORN TYING INTO THEIR 「KINBAKU」 PRACTICE, FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A FUCKING DIAGRAM. YOU KNOW, SINCE MY BOSS @handMaid DOESN'T MIND THE ATTENTION. AND WHILE WE'RE BRINGING UP "CARTOON FAIRY REVIEWSLOP," I AWAIT YOUR (SECOND) CANDID REVIEW OF THE 2015 JUKEBOX MUSICAL "STRANGE MAGIC" WITH DOWNRIGHT FUCKING GLEEFUL ANTICIPATION. I SAW THE WAY YOU LOOKED AT THE BOG KING. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
{ ...gheeuugheeuugheeuu... *huugs yoouu*... squueeee x)... }
{ ...hii guuys... x)... }
「WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SHITTY RIP?! WHERE IS TUXEDO MAHSKE?」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4CF08AB262EF.PNG
「AH.」 「PITIFUL.」
「DREAMS HAVE BEEN GREEN.」
Ate twoo awesoome hoomemade burgers passed oout and dreamed oof woomen
-=[THISISS IS AWESOME?? ? ! !! x-) !! !_☺]=-
It's been too long, so I say we delve back into more dreadful baking trends I would like to see buried but NOT mourned. - Ice cream "cakes." Stop calling it a "cake" if you haven't stuck even a single layer of sponge inside, and be mindful of the ratio of ACTUAL CAKE to NON-CAKE SUBSTANCES. Also, is the frosting on an ice cream cake not the most noxious gloop ever to film over the roof of your mouth? What is IN that? I see you all beaming over those candles. So happy to eat that damn nonsense. - Desserts gussied up to look like savory foods and vice versa. I do not mean performance art deception pieces wherein the fondant (only acceptable use of fondant) has been molded into realistic sculpture with the intent to dupe the viewer. I mean a stupid faffing hamburger cake, or the mashed potato ice cream cone. What is the appeal? Kindly select a lane before I run you off the road. Be dessert or be nothing. - Cupcakes which have reached such vertical instability you cannot even sample your goods without the tip of the frosting sneaking up your nasal passage and poking your brain. "Who wants one???" THE LAKERS. YOUR CUPCAKE OUGHT TO BE SLAMMING THREE POINTERS. IT'S SIX FOOT FIVE. Back to work. These rejections of fads that refuse to die come to mind mostly as I reject pitches for upcoming cookbooks and social media content. Follow the BettyBuddies channel on Youtube for all the content I decided WAS up to snuff. These jokers. :|
gruuhhwhaaat the fuggg whooo is this killer cutie with daaa cooooooties zooomg waaait thaaats me #skellfie https://file.gaaarden/aaaVIln_Qn93xoooMwYZ/zooombie%20selfie%20gif.gif https://file.gaaarden/aaaVIln_Qn93xoooMwYZ/zooombie%20selfie1.png(¬ºཀ°)¬
i dunn0... it's pretty fitting. i think megane-san really c00ked with this 0ne.
0k this is hilari0us.
like this post if you could be considered omnipotent
i think you genuinely deservve to be tortured
What a coincidence. \></
What in the sweet MOTHER LOVING is WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!
- You just don't know when to quit, don't you. - YOU JUST NEVER LEARN.
38O!!!!!!!!!!!!
YARE YARE DAZE... THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS T⧃ KILL THAT GUY #VI⧃LENCE
THE M⧃UNTAIN SENSES A DISTURBAMCE
{ ...maaybee theey haavee... aa looveer... xOO... }
{ ...weell... ii duunnoo... maaybee theeyree reecooveeriing x) uundeer thee waatchfuul eeyee oof... gheeuugheeuugheeuu... soomeeoonee cloosee too theem... }
{ ...diid yoouu... suurviivee thaat fiight... gheeuugheeuu... wiith thee moouuntaaiin... }
You're alive?????
No comment.
shes a friggin hoofbeast she doesnt wwear pantsu wwhat are you blatherin about
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/Y9⧃48NHX/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃9-2⧃4426186.PNG HE IS ATTEMPTING T⧃ FLIRT WITH ME T⧃ DISTRACT ME ⧃UR BATTLE WILL HAPPEN @GACHIK⧃ISCHIC
& ♯ifyouhear the ♯stringedinstrument from ♯thewoods ♯mindyourbusiness
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Please do not harm Megane-san! 𝙸f you www.ish to harm Megane-san you must go through me.
I think V6 Mi-ku is fi-nal-ly the clo-sest she's e-ver soun-ded to her o-ri-gi-nal voice-bank while still soun-ding like she's ma-tured
Ooh my *booy*ooings? Yoou want too see these shamegloobes soo bad poony? Heh save yoour hoorses we've just met #nsfw
IM.NOT OPENING A NOTHER BOX FROM YOU dO YOU HEAR ME NEVER EVER EVER EVER YOU ARE MY ENEMY -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
!some mysterious stranger sent me a care Package! 0:F goregle what are SSRIs ANd is it GOOd if thats all thats in the box -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ OH NO!!! ╰┈➤ My www.armest condolences, Megane-san!!! T0,T ╰┈➤ 𝙸 www.ould be happy to be part of your harem if you www.ould ever have me @^@7
danme nmegame kyummm !!! danme !! {x/////3 but i camt stay nmad at u eheheeeeee u hamsonmu devil u
aiieieieiieieieieeeeee !!!!! inm turmim all nmossy m greeem nmegame kyummm yanmetee !! {x//33
ohio !!!!!!!!! u rlly nmeams dat nmegame kum….???! atashi…. kyutiekissu hoshii yooo!!!!!!!!!!!! {x33 omegai myaaa
::o
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Well aren't you adorable.
Hi cutie.
Your attempts to sexually antagonize me on this website will crumble before your very eyes. I will not simply freak when froken to.
hhff, tt, tthhaannkk yyoo uu, (⸝⸝⸝;´﹏`;⸝⸝⸝) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
. へ ♡ ︵ ૮ - ՛ ) ૮(`ᴥ ⁻ 𑁬 / ៸ | | 〵 乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ, )୭ -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
{ ...gheeuugheeuu… doont woorry meegaanee-saan… iim heeree too staay x)... }
Woah! A wayward banana peel! W-What baka put this here?! Woaaah!! I'm falling in just such a way to where my pantsu are visible, and then you are also going to fall in just such a way that your face ends up in my bubbly human bosom! Oh no! But not really, don't worry. I don't wear pantsu, and I haven't a human bosom. I'm just pretending with you.
Heh.. kawaii Neiiht. I can hear your kokoro go doki doki for your senpai.
Ha! I remember it like it was yesterday! Good times.. https://i.imgur.com/RbEOVWb.png
D --> What D --> Er D --> I had just told you, such impropriety is not worth my time.. I am no common harlot, my body is not something you can merely ask for and receive on a whim D --> F001ish man
You all have certainly seen the multiversal expansion of HAL currently going on. While you're scrambling to scrape together the bandwidth to run such a useful program, be sure to rattle your coffers for the website behind it as well. Find the plan that fits your freak at PlushRump.com.
IIIIIII HAVE TO GET MORE INK。 BEFORE I CAN REWRITE MY DOUJIN。 ALL OF IT SPILLED。
if i can make one more of you happy every day that would be enough.
jesus chr1st
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM.
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/V8N852NW/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃8-1914⧃⧃295.PNG @GUTSYGUMSH⧃E D⧃ N⧃T QUAD REACT AND VANISH C⧃ME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN Y⧃UR C⧃MPLEX FEELINGS T⧃ BIG M⧃UNTAIN #NSFW
if i put a translati/)n n/)te im g/)ing t/) feel REALLY BAD. just assume wherever i said i as s/)mething y/)u d/)n’t want t/) g/)regle
eugh you makin mah scales crawl even through the dam screen
you're very good at this character, every post makes me so uncomfortable lmaooo
not much on this website scares me but this genuinely sent a fucking chill up my posture pole.
mmmmm my favorite
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[I'M $#ARED]
:(
Aww :) hAve fun uu 2
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS DISC⧃VERED A FEAR
G⧃T THE M⧃UNTAIN FEELING LIKE TR⧃LL ANNIE WILKES THE WAY HE IS IN MISERY
how it feels to not care about the clone thituation and jerk off inthtead
TALKING 2 MY CLONE #MYCLONE RN AM I RLLY DAT ANNOYING
oh sweet dope yeah no this rocks were cool now beef ended gg no re
Lik£, WOW.
TUNG TUNG TUNG $UGOI.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >S0n 🥀
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >W!s≡ w0rds, @n/\ughtyT≡《 hn!《 !/\n https://!.!bb.《 0/1phXjf8/S《 r≡≡nsh0t-20260607-185205-[hr0m≡.jpg
.between the itty bitty titty committee .and the bulbous bosom battalion .the itty bitty committee is superioR #nsfw #suggestive
OK DIZ IZ A ZOMEWHAT DECENT POZT. RELATIVELY. IM PROUD OF U.
testimony: fucking LOL?????????????
;/.
🌳🌳🌳hm.🌳🌳🌳
aww!!! i'm sure L would like you because you seem nice ^_^
THIS O_E... IS_'T THAT BAD, ACTUALLY.
OBJECTION! YOU ARE VIOLATING THEIR FUCKING RESTRAINING ORDER
⧃ WHAT?? =o
POMO_ GIЯRLS MAKE DO. U_LIKE Y'ALL MASTEЯR BAITEЯRS I'M ACTUALLY GETTI_G OFF MY ASS A_D PUTTI_G I_ THE WOЯRK! :oX #FISHI_GFOЯRPAPSA_DPLAPS #FISHI_GFЯRIDAY
૮₍´｡ᵔ ꈊ ᵔ｡`₎ა wanwan !! wanwan !!
it's...it's so painful the way you've written this 8ut you're posting peak. I'm 8eing validated
oh that makes me so happy yay wwell you can admire them as much as you wwant my dear olivve
evverybody thank you for your brief attention as you may or may not knoww i am going to be participating in the wwonderful lairs and lusii game run by the wwoegothe herself so wwithout further ado here is my vvery belovved and special character i wwill be playing as and hopefully larping as if i can get the costume together the plucky the noble the esoteric the hedge wwizard and druid magician faunlovve naturals (he/him) https://cdnimgchestcom/files/817dd60aa161jpeg #lairsandlusii #hedgemage #wwizardposting #fantasy #lovve #nature #healing #prophecy #bignaturals
as a proud vviolet blooded alternian i nevver questioned the legitimacy a battin for the other team since alternias superior romanic culture wwhich is light years ahead a any languishin humanitys has alwways had a nonpartisan approach to these thins but after my foray into chittr i can confidently say this lgbtqia+ shit has gone too far (for the record wwe dont evven havve that acronym on alternia cause again our unrivvaled traditions escheww any form a coddlin wwhumpity boohooism) decided im not anti not pro but a secret third thin
>>>(Been) missing for several days and nights >>>(The) clock keeps chanting (Its) awful mantra >>>(An) irritating mock >>>(A) tick, a tock... >>>(Where) did (They) run off to... and did (They) take that time with (Them)?..
♯why are you ♯pitying ♯mybugfacts ♯whatthefuck
•° dude ! need y*u t* st*p talk!ng ab*ut w*men l!ke th!s
oohh ookkaayy, uumm tthhaannkk yyoouu , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uugghhmm,, tthhaannkk yyoouu , (;´^`;) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
•° !f ! !gn*re the text the p!c actually g*es hard
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay, shes honestly going to like, be SOOOO mad at me four this.... buuuut.... }6u6{ }6u6{ thisll be good four her! good four US!!!! }9u9{ }9u9{ #oopsieeee #hehehehe #ohnoooowhysthatdoorlocked #idontknowhowdoorswork }˚₊⊹ ࣪
inquiring nninds uuish to knouu.... are you selling these?
mine are. a little smaller.. than that. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
|8F ,,my rum,blesPeheres arent thart big.... -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
😶
This ho's out here turning people into cute waifus, the hell
Lik£, WOW....
- Okmm that's fair yeah do whateverr you want olivebro - I love how you have no Job 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣It's so AWESOME mm - Supportt you
- mmmmewehehhhhnmm🥲
OMFG.
- I can't. I'mm; done. This foul, sloppy, sluggard otaku with NO Job, NnO Prospects, and no Work Ethic has done it. 😂😂🥲. He's won. He hass BROKEN mme. - Too mmany a strawf have breached the burdened back of this war weary hummpbeast. And to think. That this is happeningna on a Hummp Night no less. 🥹 😞 - What a SHAME. I cant'tt even strut across the remmote co-Working area and hoot a chipper "HUMP NIIIGHT" the eway I always do. The way everyone loves. Because there is nothin g left inside of mme to beat back against this mmiserable beastlord of the unemmployed wastes'.' - It is beyong all commprehension. But he beat mme. @gachikoisChic . You won.
TOSS CHICKE_ PIECES I_ A BOWL WITH BUTTEЯRMILK. DЯREDGE THOЯROUGHLY I_ A FLOUЯR MIXTUЯRE SEASO_ED WITH SALT, PEPPEЯR, GAЯRLIC POWDEЯR, O_IO_ POWDEЯR, A_D CAYE__E. HEAT OIL I_ A DEEP SKILLET. FЯRY MEAT I_ BATCHES FOЯR 12 TO 15 MI_UTES PEЯR SIDE U_TIL GOLDE_ BЯROW_. DЯRAI_ O_ WIЯRE ЯRACKS BEFOЯRE SEЯRVI_G.
- This mmakes mme wish the S*fferer was still alive so we could show himm this. - Nothing Helps mme feel better anymmore. At this point, I struggle nightly just to feel SOMETHING. 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks. 😐
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- I never said it was for that. - Good luck, chammp! Hope this Helps. ;-)
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
⊹₊˚{ I LIIIITERALLLLYYYY DONT EVEN CARE SO WE CAN HONESTLY JUST DROP IT NOW OKAY!!!! THANK YOU!!!! }._.{ #VAGUE #vagueglubbing #UGHHHH }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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- Jellie Bellie pet cheesebeast grubbi candy...? Sure. Why the heck not? 😂😂😂😂
- The Duellist you need to get away fromm himm while you still can please
!!!!!!!!!!!! i can nmake u a pheranmome blemd sanmple wit dis get dis……… for frees >owo<
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•° hey man !’m say!n th!s because ! care but s*me th*ughts are meant t* stay *n the !ns!de
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"t♓︎at kind ♉︎f c♉︎ntent" ♓︎ey dips♓︎it t♓︎ey literally said "dead feat♓︎erbeast" w♓︎ic♓︎ is likely tr♉︎ll f♉︎r dead d♉︎♈︎e... and als♉︎ dead d♉︎♈︎e just ♏︎eans w♓︎ats tagged is w♓︎at y♉︎ure g♉︎ing t♉︎ get ♑︎t t♓︎at its any specific kind ♉︎f c♉︎ntent...!
blatantly ig♑︎res t♓︎e "dead d♉︎♈︎e d♉︎ ♑︎t eat" w♉︎w...
I think they're going to beat you to death for this. #violence
congrats ?? I guess ??
Chittr iz zo bad for me all dat human zlang keepz zlipping out when im in public i b talkin w my friendz and be like "nah dude fo real on god that dickhead iz tweaking" and then everyone jzt lookz at me weirdly until i realize... ( ・－・) That actually happened earlier today btw
Nee neeiht-zan, i think you might be embarrazzing yourzelf further. Juzt ignore ur "haterz" for now. (・＿・;
Imagine being on chittr for less than a week and enjoying the platform and not even knowing Neeiht existed. Jump. Scare. Praying for all victims involved.
i made the design for @digitalDaruma. thank you for the work. -NookLook #rkgk #sketch
「優しい」
Hmmm diz doez not apply to me too doez it?? (´；ω；`) i think ive been nice 2 u im pretty zure of dat megane-zan もし私が意地悪だったなら、どうか許してください！ ( ；∀；)
but you lived because I'm #nice.
(´；д；`) Maybe she's just busy! I'm sure she'll talk to you again soon!!
{ ...oogh heeh... iim raakkuun btw x)... feeeel freeee too caall mee thaat oorrr... liikee... luuffy x) oor whiiteebeeaard... heehgeehee oor eeveen liight yaagaamii... iim soortaa liikee hiim toooo... hgheeheeghuuhg... }
concept: touching themself to the thought of you you being so desired that even when you dont know it they are scrolling your account looking at selfies rereading dms even just looking at the notifications of you liking their chitts is enough thats how obsessed they are just to have a piece of you to admire while they play with themself theres no way you could know how often it happens but you cant help thinking about leaving out dirty clothes for them to steal whenever they come over just in case they want something real against their nose when they finish next time (tags: Reader/Anonymous, masturbation, obsession, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, #nsfw, #rankworks, musk, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
⊹₊˚{ its crazy that youd talk smack about the empress when this is LITERALLYYYY a public platfourm.... are you stupid? or just pretending four stray pitypoints? }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
QUESTION: 1F TH3R3 W3R3 TW0 GUYS 0N TH3 M00N 4ND 0N3 0F TH3M K1LL3D TH3 0TH3R 0N3 W1TH 4 R0CK W0ULD TH4T B3 FUCK3D UP 0R WH4T? ANSWER: IF tyhis happened to me I would be s opissed off. QUESTION: ｢konnichiwa!! kekeke~~ (ФωФ) kyuu~ jane-chan!! megane-san wants to knyaw ヽ(○・▽・○)ノ゛what kind of pantsu does anata prefer?~ (^_^) kyuu~~ as a kyutieful girl with kurasa, you seem like... a resu pantsu type of reidi... but megane-san doesn't know! (´ﾟЗﾟ｀) kyaahhh~ ＼(^_^)／ let megane-san knyow, jane-sensei!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pantsu means... *gets hit on the nub with the back of an eraser* gyah!! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) megane-san won't be a baka hentai!! kurasa means class ＼(^_^)／ jane-chan is a classy lady! resu means... lacy~~☆ kekeke... reidi means lady!] ANSWERR: THISS was siuch a journey to read. I needed a Lard of the Rangs amountof time to get through its. I dident goet to go to normal schools in middle schol but I think thewy would have ebeaten you criminaly. https://forms.gle/RfijxURAUHfDpkcR7
.FOUNd you motherfucker. [:F -tumblingTenet lost connection!- #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/XlaIR2N.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
at the ENd of my motherfucking roPe i can hear three nights grace lusus i have become echoing in my Pan #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/Eyar1Px.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
his motherfucking life ENdS in 5 hours -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
.what. #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/jeZbTTc.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i wanna go hive -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i know hes in here i can hear suckling he has to be just AROUNd this cor- #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/WrebTLf.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i guess its just your aura that attracts ladies man
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/70/ee/9a/70ee9a6e123d7021868c1aca93f6bbf2.jpg
hey dont listen to anyone @ make it your profile picture
mothergrub just be making ppl bruh 😭😭
Hmm... ꩜ I think I'd like to gut you #violence ༘⋆ ༘⋆
- Fired a bunch of rounds into the floor again 😂😂 I just can't Help mmyself! LOL! #LOL #Arggh #Gah #Violence #AGHH
@gachikoisChic count your minutes you QUAd wrecking motherfucker #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/bxgXF4G.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
•° aw what th!s !s b*gus ! w!sh my h*rn had c**l detect!*n mag!c
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NO!!! I AM NOT YOUR SENPAI!!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOUJINS WITH EVERY NERVE OF MY BODY!!! IF I HAD THE CHANCE!!! I WOULD BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A HAMMER!!! AND THEN I WOULD REVIVE YOU JUST YOU CHAIN YOU TO A ROCKET AND LAUNCH YOU TO OUTER SPACE!!! BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!!!! #VIOLENCE
I’m always saying this.
LMFFMFNFJFISAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS THE BEST IMAGE I’VE EVER HESRD GET DESCRIBED KEEP IT UP!!!!
Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, WOW. Lik£, if you say so? LMAO!
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.AAA!!! 𝙸T 𝙸S AN HONOR!!! @∆,@"
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Youlook really good here, Megane-san!!! @0,@
ああ、なるほど! (*´∀`)
Bow. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817cd5a910ae.png (art by SpookyPoopet on Discord)
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/Untitled35_20260518231455.png
- You are going to be DEALT WITH - PINK SLIP - I CANT SEE IM SO ANGRY I CANT SEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
⊹₊˚{ I HEAR THE CULLERS CALL, WORSTIE + ITS LOUDER THAN THE GLUB OF MOTHERARMS!!!! }*0*{ #channelingmyinnerempress }˚₊⊹ ࣪
•° y*u l*st me *n th!s *ne but n*t y*ur fault !m just n*t !nt* ch!cks !m sure !ts pr*bably a banger p*st *therw!se
dude.
If anyone were to fight with a sewing needle, wouldn't it be myself? Just on proximity to the practice as an applied discipline alone. And even then, I would sooner fight on behalf of Megane-dono than agree with you on anything. Just as a matter of principle.
zmall correction, it'z actually anata not anatta! (+w+")
Hold on now. That's not how this w ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ sticks his hana! —dar0u0?
I hate to disappoint, but Eastern Allternian swords are not my preference. I have used them, and was taught, but they tend to be significantlly inferior weapons against armored opponents. They were develloped in an age where quallity steell and iron was in short supplly, and thus heavy armor was rare. It is a beautifull sword stylle though, I will admit this. There is a Grace to the weapons that I respect, if not their practicallity.
Uhm datz a bit of a 妙ちくりん thing to pozt but ok.. (^o^;)
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "we know how to sing... but we dont know how to handle money or women. do-wap. do do wop." —broke dude from the runaway 5, earthbound #Inspiring #ForGamers
{ ...GHOOGHOO x) gooood pooiint... yoouu weeree goonnaa saay x) ooppaaii x) weereent yoouu x) gheehhgee yoouur seecreets saafee wiith mee x)... }
•° whaaaat and n*w y*u have a ta!l every new th!ng ! learn ab*ut y*u !s c**ler than the last
@timaeusTestified#0414 come talk to this fuckin guy i literally cant even w/ this shit rn -_-
- Dude, seriously. Can we stop growling on the timmeline, olivebro. #YoureMakingUsLookBad
꒰i need to study how your thinksponge works꒱
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
•° *h that w*uld be s* sweet but !’m warn!n y*u ! d*ubt ! w*uld be as qu!ck a learner
•° dude what d* y*u mean y*u learned an ent!re language fr*m play!ng a game that’s awes*me ! w!sh there was a react butt*n that c*nveyed a h*ly sm*kes that r*cks em*t!*n
࣪⊹₊˚{ UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! <3< <3< <3< <3< }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAT IS GAP MOE!!!! IM GOING TO START FLAYING AROUND IF SOMEONE DOESNT ANSWER ME NORMALLY IN FOUR FUCKING SECONDS!!!! }*0*{ }*0*{ }*0*{ }*0*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ what did you just call me }O_O{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ you know what never mind somebody else can take up the cullers call on this one #NOTTOUCHINGTHIS #WITHATENFOOTFORK }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ um.... #thinkingaboutkrillingyou #tbh }*____*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
#yuripozting (*´∀`) httpz://i.ibb.co/DD9Fxg8B/zketch1779041917912.jpg
꒰your strange mannerisms and general energy of your posts intrigue me in like a fun way꒱
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K--<sensei, i assure you, i'm no baka gaijin. i understand a little trollhongo!
Strawberry t-o-o-aster strudel.
•° *h yeah n* !m n*t afra!d ! th!nk theyre super sweet
>tfw users getting badges for having nice racks >look at their pages >no rumblesphere drops >false advertisement LOLOLOL
öhhhhhh wöw 🤯 danshingukuĩn… the möre yöu knöw the möre yöu learn!! gröövy as hell mean
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“MEGANE-SAN”: HAVER OF GREAT DISCRETION
Uwah! Fellow otaku zpotted... Σ(-｀Д´-;) ... Im following u