｢( ☆∀☆) kekeke... #waifuification... imminent! ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ hai, supa supa kyuitebeam targeto... LOCKED...｣ ｢san....｣ ｢ni.........｣ ｢ICHI!!!!!! ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ KYAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!｣ ｢okie, today's waifu is maguro-chan! @twiceAnnihilated maguro-chan is a keiren kyutie, of the most sacred demeanyor! (*￣∇￣)ノ kekeke.... maguro-chan is knyown for her flat oppai, and petitesies body! (∩´∀｀)∩ even doe she might nyat have the most full figure, maguro-chan's kyuddlechitin is purepure PUREFECT!!!｣ ｢(ФωФ) kekeke... until you unleash her nyaht side, that is...｣ ｢(゜∇^d)!! maguro-chan has soft prongies, roshon o nutta from all of her w faps! (￣ー￣)ｂ hai, maguro-chan might look innocent, but her chubbin touches make her a regular hentai! (。・ω・。) she just can't stop herself~~ yamete, maguro-chan!! aahhh~ megane can't take m-much! m-much moaaarrrrr!!!~｣ ｢ah. eto. (*ゝω･*) tomokaku. maguro-chan's pantsu are a real variable, just like her aka bulb and ao bulb! (*ﾉ∀｀*) keke, see, nyeh? she changes quickly! (￣ー+￣) ichi second... boyshorts. (*￣ー￣) modern. boyish. patterned. patterned pantsu represents a girl's innocence, don't kyu read megane-sensei's translation notes telling you that? (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ nii second... (ФωФ) kekeke..... NYO PANTSU AT ALL!!!!! KYAAHHH!!!｣ ｢MEGANE-SAN'S NOSEBLEED... MEGANE-SAN IS.... BLASTING OFFF AGAINNNNNN!!! (꒪// ་། //꒪)｣ ｢.✦ ݁˖ (pi!)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT. DEAD HATO, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! (ФωФ) ichi means one, nii means TWO, and san means... three! ( ・∇・) keiren means to "flail" or "thrash wildly", an east alternian term for someone who wigglez a Iot~!☆ roshon o nutta means LOTIONED!!! (=^ェ^=) yes yes, maguro-chan touches her squiggly bits so much her hands have gone soft from it!! (///∇///) aaahhhh~ megane has... keke.... intimate knyahledge... (ФωФ) ah eto means errrrrr... ummm... *scratches head*... tomokaku... anyway! (*^ー^) aka means red, ao means blue!~ (⊃∀｀* ) usually, megane's anime yewwow bloods have pinky powers, byutttt~ (〃￣ー￣〃) okie, maguro-chan's powers are kyool too, i guess.... (megane-san's exit is a reference to team rocketto of fiduspawn anime fame! (≡ﾟ∀ﾟ≡)♥︎)]
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「maguro-chan got caught in megane-san's kyutie beamu and suffered a jiko. it took away her prongs and ashi. we can rebuild her... we can make her kyutiefuller.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: beamu means the waifufication beam that comes from Megane-san's kyutie horn! jiko is a very scary very sad accident that takes away your prongs and leggus! ashi means walk pedals! don't worry maguro-chan!!!! megane will love you stubless!!!! CHUUUUUUU~~(´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`)]
「hai!!!! megane-san's unihorn shows zenbu even when maguro-chan is nyaaaaahtie! but maguro-chan is so kyute when she breaks all the kisoku! (´⊙ω⊙`)！」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: zenbu means all which is what megane-san's kyutiehorn shows him. whenever a one of his kyutie girls are being nyahtie his horno twitches and so does his kyutie nubbins vestigial tail! kisoku means rules which maguro-chan breaks when she's being warui!]
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