｢if you're a kyutieful girl who will hit me with her .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ DOKIDOKIBEAMU!!!.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ direct message me, kekekeke~. ( //o///o//) onegaishimasuuuuuu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a dokidokibeamu (doki doki beam) is a special power harnessed through a kyutieful gyirls horn nubbins! onegaishimasu means "um, pretty please!" in east alternian!]
࣪⊹₊˚{ um.... #thinkingaboutkrillingyou #tbh }*____*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢gyah! ohime-sama!! Σ(°△°ꪱꪱꪱ) to die honorably by your samurai nihontō... kyah! (≧▽≦) kekeke~! so kōeidesu nyeheheh... ( ´∀`)/~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ohime-sama is a princess, just like kyutieful hicari-chan! fufufu! samurai nihinto is the ancient east alternian art of swordplay... so sugoi! koeidesu is HONOR. megane-san is honored!]
࣪⊹₊˚{ what did you just call me }O_O{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ you know what never mind somebody else can take up the cullers call on this one #NOTTOUCHINGTHIS #WITHATENFOOTFORK }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢your gap moe is so xxxtreme, hicari-chan. kekekeke~!(´∀｀*)ε｀ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gap moe is the difference between how a gyirl acts in megane-san's comments, versus how she'd act if she visited megane-san's special otaku tunnel for an anime watching session! (^3^)/ too bad megane-san is taken in every quadrant by ai-chan!]
࣪⊹₊˚{ MY WHAT?!?! }*o*{ }*o*{ oh my god. YOU ARE MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT. DO YOU WANT TO DIE OR NOT???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ANSWER ME DAMN YOU!!!!!!!! EXPLAIN YOURSELF }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THE END WILL COME FOR YOU LIKE IT WILL FOR ALL OF US! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ SO JUST! ANSWERRRR! \}*____*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! <3< <3< <3< <3< }˚₊⊹ ࣪