｢konnichiwa, minasan! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ megane-san enters the ofisu with another #waifuification! (*´▽｀*) kekeke, this episode is supa special, because the kyutiegirl herself stroked megane-san's kirihorn until he went..... kunekunekunekunekune...k-kyah- kyah..... KYUTIE KYAHHH!!! (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ ahhh~ megane-san needed that release! (*￣∇￣)ノ okie! syo.... (´･ω｀･) talking about rich-chan @croesusKingpin ... is difficult for megane-san. (；・ε・ ) he doesn't knyow much about this waifu, aside from the fact that she is an office worker! (´･ω･) like most of the tsundere kyuties on this saito, working behind a desky makes her a wittle antsy! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ byuttt rich-chan is nyo tsundere at all! (*￣ー￣) hai, rich-chan is moar kuudere than tsundere. (*￣∇￣)ノ her kokoro is on the outside, and what's really on the outside is her wuv for her matesprito! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) gyah... (；^∀^) it almost makes megane-san feel bad, having to NTR kuma-chan! (；゜∀゜) keh. nyaht really.｣ ｢(*´∇｀)ﾉ if megane-san had to guess what kind of pantsu rich-chan wears, it would be something...Σ(・∀・；) kyu! nani!?! Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟ；) megane-san was going to say rich-chan wears something regal, like black lace and garters, byuttt!! (；゜∀゜) kekeke... megane-san sees nyow! :*(〃∇〃人)*: rich-chan wears frilly white pantsu, with kuroi decora! (*＾▽＾*) this shows that richchan is pure and strict enough to wear basic undies, byuttt (｀∀´) free and mature enough to wear something kyutieful for her matesprites! (。・ω・。) woaw!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING, THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! (ФωФ) hi, eburibody! (* ´ ▽ ` *) ofisu means office! (*´-`) kyu knyow. like keldam corp? (*￣ー￣) megane-san's only job is ai-chan's favorite moderator, syoooo... (;´A｀) he doesn't weally knyow what an ofisu looks like. kunekunekune means... wiggle wiggle wiggle!! (〝⌒∇⌒〝) touching megane-san magical unihorno gives him the squirmies! (*´・∀・｀*) a kuudere is a kyutiegirl who acts aloof and calm, but is actually super lovey! (*´-`) contrasted with the tsundere, who is a gyirl with a standoffish, rude attitude... (^-^)/ kokoro means pusher! (ФωФ) NTR means.... kekekeke... (*ﾟー^) that's nyaht important!]
[I FORGKT ABPUT THO$ OH MY #OD]
[YOU ARE A MOTHERFU#KING ARTI$AN NEEIHT]
Let it be said that one cannot judge a troll by their carapace~. For if I were to have met you on the street, I may not have looked twice~. And if I did, I may have even tipped off a culling drone to your location, out of sheer mercy~. But your posts continue to speak to me on a deeper level~. I am awed by their sheer level of innovation~! How do you do it~?~! You simply don't miss~! You are a good man, Neeiht Megane~. A true lad's lad~.
｢bara-chan... (///ω///) k-kyah... t-this is... the most saiko thing that anyone has ever said to megane-san...｣ ｢i-if megane-san... had met bara-chan on the street...｣ ｢kekeekekeke!!! (ФωФ) megane-san would have ordered an exxxtra large moobeast katsu and ramen from her!!｣ ｢(｀∀´) nyahahaha!! bara-chan would become megane-san's meido! (ФωФ) nyo way around it~~｣ ｢keh!!!! (σ*´∀｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bara-chan doesn't stand a chance against megane-san's superior otaku scent! (ФωФ) kekeke... her guard would crumble! (＾∀＾) she has such gap moe, wanting megane-san's kirihorn without asking for it directly! (ФωФ) keh... megane-san wonders what else she'd like~ (ФωФ) meido means maid.]
As much as I'd like to serve you your moobeast katsu and ramen, my work has a fixed menu and refuses to let me improvise~. If you would like a special order, you'll simply have to dine at the ever-exclusive Hive de Hektor~. ~.~.~.But let it be known that Hektor Castio's guard is not easily shaken~! My constitution is practically as legendary as my charm and good looks~. Those are fighting words, and I'm not sure if you're fit for the challenge~. It will take more than an unsightly troll's signature musk to fell me~.
｢(ФωФ) kek.｣
I believe this Keldam - Chan could only hope to have half the claſs this young miſs poſſeſſes. This is not even ſaid to inſult, it is truly juſt the caſe of Ritchy’s life in the neon lit, hot pink dream hive.