｢keh... (ФωФ) of course megane-san deserves the whole korekushon!!! (*´ﾉ∀`*) kekekeke... who else will keep her company~?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) korekushon means collection in east alternian! ＼(^-^)／ korekushon is the east alternian art of gathering images, figures, and paraphernalia of your waifu, husbando, or kamioshi! (*≧ω≦) kekeke, as a true east alternian at heart, megane of course practices this sacred tradition! ( 〃▽〃)]
♦️█ ░ nee-chan! is this 0ne in use? ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ w0uld nee-chan WANT IT t0 be? ପ(∗´ᗒ ᗜ ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
｢(*´∇｀)ﾉ konnichiwa, obake-chan!! (*´▽｀*) gyaahh... megane-san almost forgot his tonneru was occupied by ni trolls! (ФωФ) keke... megane... and his yurei! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ kyahaha!!｣ ｢megane is using this OFTEN... (ФωФ) but nyat in the way kyu thinkkkk~~~｣ ｢(＾∀＾) okie, obake-chan! possess this vessel! (*ﾉu｀*)σ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tonneru means... tunnel! ＼(^-^)／ ni means two! yurei is another type of spirit, similar to an obake, but different! ( 〃▽〃) it's all very serious, the way east alternians take their superstition!]
♦️█ ░ 0kay! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ yay! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ d0 n0t be alarmed by strange n0ises at strange h0urs...ign0re scratching...humming...f00tfalls...0r rising keys...d0 n0t hum0r the beck0ning v0ices...litter n0 gr0unds i tread with salt...y0u will kn0w if i send f0r y0u...i will bring myself...nee-san...d0 n0t invite 0ver 0thers...with0ut first inf0rming me...and never...sleep fully unc0vered... ପ(∗´꩜ ࡇ ꩜´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️ ♦️█ ░ if we can mind th0se easy little ke-ga-re we'll be a-0-kay! hehehehehehehehe...! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ᗕ`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ [ TRANSLAT0R'S N0TE: kegare means...well d0nt w0rry ab0ut it! a true east alternian enthusiast will kn0w in the pit 0f his k0k0r0 (heart...spirit...and mind...) true meanings bey0nd w0rds and definiti0ns...just f0ll0w the rules and we will get al0ng just fine. isnt that l0vely? ]
gods DAMN the pair on that thing is crazy lmaooo
｢\(￣ー￣)/ megane-san summons the spirit of KAWAII and KYUTIEFUL GYIRLS T-｣ ｢e-eh? (;´∀｀) n-nani? matte! choto matte! (￣～￣；)｣ ｢megane can't sleep in his nudizu anymoar? ( ・３・) ah, obake-chan! the other kegare are easiu peasiu, byut aahhh~ f(^_^) keh, megane needs ample rooms...｣ ｢for his wiggulz. (〃￣ー￣〃)｣ ｢megane can't help but kunekunekune~~ kunekunekune~~ (∩´∀｀)∩ all the time in his cupe!｣ ｢his ai-chan plapdolls take up choto room in his slimies, syooo... (´_ゝ`) megane has to be without his nyepic kimono so it doesn't snag!｣ ｢(´_ゝ`) c-can we compromise, obake-chan? (｀∀´) megane will be on his best behavior!｣ ｢no fappies around obake-chan. ( ´,_ゝ`)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) nani means... huh!?!?! (*´・з・) matte means wait, choto matte, wait wait!!! nudizu means... nudies! (ー_ー) kyu knyow. when you're in your naked state? keke... megane-san needs this all the time! (*´,_ゝ｀) for the reasons he said... kunekunekune means wigglewigglewiggle!]
｢(*´ﾉ∀`*) a girl with nyo oppai... is no girl worth collecting!｣
♠️█ ░ hmmm... ପ(∗´꩜ ࡇ ꩜´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️ ♦️█ ░ s0p0r slime is suitable c0verage!!!! ପ(∗´ര ᗜ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
｢＼(^_^)／ MEGANE-SAN SUMMONS THE SPIRITS OF KAWAII!!!｣
PROVABLY UNTRUE.
｢(*￣ー￣) sentaku-ban.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: maybe some things are best left unsaid. (ФωФ)]