#aita #nsfvw #nsfwve #snuff #necrophilia #drovwning #notgay aita? i [m ageless] didnt get hard again after my fuckbuddy [f ageless] brought in a time clone [f ageless] of herself to spitball my slurry and i think my alternian selfs [m 476] slurry vwith. i pride myself in being open minded sexually, but i think they both drovwned and that killed my boner. another time clone [f ageless] came in to clean up the mess and started berating me for not banging the bodies. am i becoming a prude?
please, mr. cumbuckets wvas my alternian self vwho aged like a fine vwine into an ailf. just cumbuckets is fine.
...vwhich part?
so did he also drowvn in it, or..?
you gotta remember that seeing my posts is a privwilege, not a right. you also gotta remember that you could nevwer handle allat.
nAh, DoN'T ThInK I LiKe wIlL BuT YoU FuNnY (o: mOtHeRfUcKeR I CaN HaNdLe iT BeTtEr tHaN YoU! oOh mY StEaK ToO FuCkIn jUiCy, LoBsTeR ToO MoThErFuCkIn bUtTeRy, FrEaK ToO FrEaKy. SmDh
theres a reason im in here givwing the chef pointers wvhile youre standing outside, face pressed to the glass like a sad little orphan boy, salivwating and fogging up the glass vwith your breath, until the red lobster bouncer comes out to kick you along the street. youre spiritually cucked, man. youvwe lost your cronus privwilege. it vwas pointless anyvways, any #notgay exceptions i may or may not make havwe to be at least 7s. #nsfwv
...nta
finally! no one else gavwe me anything to vwork vwith here!