｢kyah! Σヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ；) g-goshikku gyirls!?!?!｣ ｢*thinking* k-kowai! Σ(´∀｀；) gyahhh.... megane is usually pretty scawed of ladies in kuro like that, byutt....｣ ｢kekeke... maybe megane can find a gosu lolita waifu! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ kyah! wouldn't it be so kyool!?!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: goshikku means gothic! (*＾▽＾*) while not strictly east alternian in origin, gosu- or goth- is an alternativeu way to dress! (*ノ▽ノ) consisting of dark clothes, this style is usually... ah! Σ(´∀｀；) choto kowai- supa scary! supa kuro- super black dressings!! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ kekeke... good thing east alternians knyow how to make anything kyutesy! (。・ω・。) through the power of kawaii, east alternians invented goth lolita! (*ﾉ∀｀*) lolita is a super kyutieful way to dress, involving lacies and frills, enough to drown your husbando or waifu! (＞∀＜) kyaaahhhh!!! so kawaii desu ne!]
GO MY BARKBEAST. @genetrixAdvocate HAS WHAT YOU SEEK. AND MORE. (FAT SPHERES.) I WOULD NEVER PRESUME TO BACKSEAT DRIVE. WHILE THE MASTER IS AT WORK. BUT PERHAPS YOU CAN DO SOMETHING SUFFICIENTLY VILE. TO MAKE HER APPRECIATE MY HARASSMENT BY COMPARISON. YOU STAND TO BENEFIT FROM THIS AS WELL. IN THE FORM OF PUBLICLY POSTED #YURISLOP. PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. AND ARIGATO IN ADVANCE.
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