♦ pitied by @carmineGnosiology
hate the instinct to just. check on my versions of people after interacting with others on here. it isnt the same. they arent the same.
in top five least favorite feelins for me is those zoomy jitters you get at the end a the day, idk why drinkin water helps w that tho but it seems to work
this is wvhy i dont ansvwer questions too often by the wvay. #notgay #nsfvw #nsfvw-textonly
found one of my favworite vwintages. @handmaid did fantastic wvork finding me a signed copy. ((edit by @handmaid <3 ))
if i wvas an animal (besides my lusus) vwhat vwould i be? serious answvers *only.*
the funniest feeling is seeing people shit talking me, then immediately follovwing me anywvays. the people hunger for cronus.
CHITTR HANDLE: @capriciousWardog YOUR MESSAGE: yOu gOt a mOtHeRfUcKiN EvIl bImBo lIkE PiNtReSt bOaRd fOr yOuR FiTs oR SoMeThInG? gEnUiNe qUeStIoN, i wAnNa pUt tHaT ShIt oN Fr. EMPLOYED?: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YeAh sUrE, lIkE MaSoChIsTiCaLlY So (O: MY VARIOUS SLUTTY LITTLE OUTFITS. APPEAR IN MY CLOSET. IN AN INFINITE SUPPLY. OF SEARING GREEN SILK. TO SOURCE THESE ARTICLES YOURSELF. I RECOMMEND FINDING A SUGAR DADDY. WHO GIVES YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT. AND MORE.
its always "choke me daddy" and never "hey daddy are you okay. have you eaten today. do you need a hug." i am ALSO going through things. these arms need holding too sometimes.
this heat wave / i dunno if i can deal / i own / mostly sweaters / loose knit / so / you would imagine / i'm a puddle / on the ground / the floor even / a hot mug of roixmr / i think the heat / is frying my pan
nOw lIsTeNiNg:
BLAME @KARMADAGGER FOR MANIPULATING ME INTO PURCHASING SUCH A HEINOUS THING. MEOW. I FUCKING GUESS.
I Fear That I May Have " Sillied " Too Close To The Green Sun. I Am Being Monitored. #pensive #deserved
CHITTR HANDLE: typethisIfyoustankbitch SIGH. HELLO MEENAH. YOUR MESSAGE: when are you gonna do everyone a favor and kill your boss ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: NO. YOU ARE JOBLESS. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: no STUPID FUCKING QUESTION. WHY WOULD I SLAY MY GOLDEN HONKBEAST. BEFORE IT'S DONE SHITTING OUT EXPENSIVE EGGS. AND FURTHERMORE. IF I WERE TO KILL MY SUGAR DADDY. THEN WHERE WOULD I GET ALL OF MY DELICIOUS SUGAR.
i #lowve_hawving_sex #nsfwv
I'M NOT DEALING WITH ANY TRAUMA. DELETE THIS NOW.
mEsSiAhS, cLeAnSe mY RiGhTeOuS AnD MiRtHfUl sOuL Of tHiS PiTcH LuSt fOr tHiS InSuFfErAbLe bAsTaRd. A MoThErFuCkEr hAs sUfFeReD EnOuGh.
I regret you. And how long I stayed. I resent you. For not being brave.
a mOtHeRfUcKeR WoNdErS SoMeTiMeS WhAt's tHe pOiNt oF WaStInG LiKe pItY On hIm. GuShErS StIlL ToO FuCkInG SoFt )O: dOn't wAnT It gEtTiNg hArD EiThEr. No rEaL FuCkIn mIdDlE GrOuNd tO Be hAd.
sAyIn sHiT ThEn lIkE ReGrEtTiNg iT I-FuCkInG-MmEdIaTeLy. I SeE WhY ThE MoThErFuCkEr cHeWeD HiS ToNgUe oFf.
a mOtHeRfUcKeR NeEdS MoRe gOd tIeRs tO ChEw oN )o: SkIn jUsT FuCkIn sPlItS OpEn lIkE WeT SaNd. ThIcK, wArM BlOoD BuBbLiNg rOuNd mY PrOnGs aNd tHe fLeSh jUsT WeLcOmEs a mOtHeRfUcKeR In. I ThInK ThAt sHiT CoUlD LiKe fIx mE Fr. Or lIkE StArT To aNyWaY (o: HoNk
back in my jail cell by the wave so no one goes makin a stink to redglare about it
one day i vwill vwake up vwell rested.
creep by radiohead really speaks to me.
where are my lisa frank tropical beach stickers it's one a those nights an i need to take the edge off
amp⚣ra pers⚣nalities ⚣n here are really s⚣mething tbh. G⚣ing fr⚣m c⚣mplimenting ⚣ne eridan t⚣ thinking ab⚣ut watching the life leaving the eyes ⚣f an⚣ther eridan is giving me a bit ⚣f em⚣ti⚣nal whiplash
I d9n't like 6eing called a twink (6ecause I am n9t a twink) and n9w I am hating the idea 9f 9ther versi9ns 9f myself 6eing called 9ne. I am hating that y9u were asked this at all. H9rrend9us really.
WVhat a headache... They hawve been arguing all night. I hawve been forced to separate them, as she vwould not stop trying to bite him. [[Background edit by @handMaid!! art by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]]
trap. it is still useable but if i post trap tuesday it will not parse as japery and instead as being super phobic.
dOn't lIkE ReAlLy tHiNk pSyChOpAtHy aNd eMpAtHy sHoUlD Be tHaT FuCkInG ClOsE. (O:
I feel like this very sentiment can apply with practically anything that g9es 9n within this site. 6eing calm and levelheaded and rati9nal with the type 9f things that happen 9n this site is a challenge.
WHY WOULD YOU SIT ON A CAKE? #NSFW? #SUGGESTIVE? IS IT? SOMEONE TELL ME. ... NO, DON'T TELL ME. This should be criminalized. Posthaste.
THEY SHOULD ASK THE QUESTION DIFFERENTLY.
Aw man, they're taking me back to the pound. :(
DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR PAST SELF. AND JUST WANT TO PUT HER DOWN. LIKE A SICK HOOFBEAST. BEFORE SHE CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
⚣h hey the l⚣rd english wh⚣'s harem I may ⚣r may n⚣t be a part ⚣f is back
Hi my loyal followers. I'm at it again. You know. They say Enemy of my Enemy's my Friend. But I'd say he's an asshole. I would never defend. Snuck out with my man. Like. Every wipe-end. You act high class. But you're clearly a phony. One who gets bony at the thought of My Little Pony Logo bouncing round in your pan. Like Troll Sony. Face is so ugly. I almost mistook you for Oni. How did this happen. I can't even believe this. Cheated on me. With a man. Who looks like Troll Beavis. In your frond. You had a super cute waifu. But you had to fuck around. And ruin my life too? You deserve each other. And I'll watch from afar. Even Meulin would say. That this ship is bizarre. Now Megido-san out, don't got time for this shit. But if you liked my rap. Then maybe rechitt? 0u0
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im sorry
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One more for tonight. Something experimental. To express something I often feel the migraines try to tell me. That something is happening. (( #rosessketchbook ))
3v3ryon3's do1ng just f1n3!!!!!!!!! >8]
8=D < How could that f100zy do this to me? 8=| < I am ruined. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33a023669758.jpg
... @handMa1d https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/addc3f72cb10.png
im gonna be the bigger troll and offer some mediation. vwhat do you say all fiwve of us, just this once, bang it out, see if that fixes all our mutual animosity and complicated feelings? @handmaid @taciturnterror @aerodynamictramp @canteringtackvwork #nsfwv #nsfwve #vwiolence #gore
OH... HOLY SH1T???
A pity that there are some who don't respect the holy nature of a figure such as myself. I mean - to look at me with lecherous desires? To view me through a lens of lust? Have some sense! That said, please stop making strange comments about the size of my waist. Thank you kindly! - Luke 9:24
it says a lot about society that people assume im ugly just because im a bad person
A bUnch Of scAry gAngstErs wErE ArgUIng In my cOmmEnts thAt wAs nOt fUn At All :(
₍^. .^₎⟆ !mma be real, ! get why people be sSsay!ng that sstuff about bottomsS on here… asSs sSoon asSs ! got b!g and my bulge alsSso grew, my nook has been Ssseverely neglected :( #nsfw꠹
just me and the vworsties <3<
ivve lost track a time i dont knoww howw long ivve been lyin in wwait for gam i can hear his jester bells in the distance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f92b4d705aff.png
the dogshit puppetmaster in the sky controllin my life won't even let me have beach party. i'm gonna riot
probubbly best i went home im naut gonna start mackin on anyone where the crabs can sea me
I AM S⧃ AWES⧃ME ALL ⧃F THE ⧃THER TR⧃LLS ARE AFRAID ⧃F ME N⧃ ⧃NE TALKS T⧃ ME N⧃ ⧃NE WANTS T⧃ BE MY FRIEND THEY THINK I AM T⧃⧃ C⧃⧃L THEY WATCH ME D⧃ AWES⧃ME FLIPS AND SPECTATULAR DISPLAYS ⧃F F⧃RM IN THEIR NAME AND AS I GET BETTER AT IT THEY FEAR ME M⧃RE AND M⧃RE I AM A VICTIM ⧃F MY ⧃WN SUCCESS THE M⧃UNTAIN I D⧃ N⧃T EVEN GET A NAME. JUST A TITLE I AM CAPABLE ⧃F S⧃ MUCH M⧃RE AND N⧃ ⧃NE SEES IT S⧃ME NIGHTS I FEEL S⧃ AL⧃NE I C⧃ULD CRY, BUT I D⧃N'T. I NEVER D⧃. BECAUSE WHAT W⧃ULD BE THE P⧃INT? N⧃T A SINGLE TR⧃LL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE W⧃ULD CARE. TAKE IT T⧃ Y⧃UR GRAVE.
UPD4T3 GO1NG B4LD TH3R3 1S NO #P41L1NG 1 LOST MY W1NN1NGS
yA KnOw i wOnDeR WhY I ThInK ThAt tOo bUt gUeSs i'lL FuCkInG Go. DoN'T WaNnA RuIn yEr dAy mAn (O:
wvhoa, wvhos that handsome fella?
oOoOoH wAy mOrE Of a lOoKeR ThAn i tHoUgHt yOu'd bE BrOtHa (O: hApPy wRiGgLeRdAy
well all's well that ends well! i'm ok now, i think despite everythin craaaazyyyy that happened with @aeneasCaldarium this past weekend, especially at the beginning an at the end, this ended up bein a good experience for both of us. i think we learned a lot. a lot about emotions, a lot about hope, a lot about how to be real, an a lot how to do shit one handed. it was like a trust fall really.
i mustwve knocked a screwv loose last time i took a babe for a tumble im losing it #nsfwv
“WELL. IT’S FINE. BECAUSE I’M A #WHORE. AND I SLEEP WITH GUYS. JUST FOR FUN AND #DRUGS. BUT SOMETIMES I STAY INSIDE. AND WONDER WHY. I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL.” —REALEST BITCH. IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE CLURCH. TROLL AYESHA EROTICA. #NOWPLAYING. #VAGUECHITT. #SHRAPNELCHITT. #STRIKINGMANYTARGETS.
im sorry, i just meant it as a frame of reference for the record i know what it is like to be treated badly because of a visible difference you cant control too! it is not EXACTLY the same as on your world but the discrimination and oppression people face is more similar than different i think we should show a little solidarity!
you havwe no fucking idea cheif ...
you hawve no fucking idea chief...
you havwe no fuckin idea chief...
1 n33d to stop g3tt1ng th3s3 4wful t34mm4t3s!!!! th3yr3 just dr4gg1ng m3 downnnn
I am no+t go+ing to+ read even a single wo+rd o+f that #cagttl and I stro+ngly suggest no+ne o+f yo+u read it either.
>+. MY HOBBIES ARE; .+> #nsfw >+. MURDER. TORTURE. JERKING OFF IN NEW AND STRANGE WAYS. SCRAPBOOKING. SNUFF PHOTOGRAPHY .+<
< FOR ALL THE BOTTOMS ON CHITTR THAT WANT MY FAT PURPLE BULGE AND KEEP LIKING MY HORNY CHITTS. I DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOU. NONE OF YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO GET ME OFF. #NSFW >
(^･ω･^) < I K33P S33ING ALL THESE HYPERBEAM LINKS!!! HONESTLY I WOULD JOIN SOME OF THEM BUT IF IT'S JUST MUSIC I CANNOT HEAR!!! I WILL JUST HAVE TO STICK TO LYRIC VIDEOS, SUBTITLED MOVIES AND SUB ANIME... #THEONETIMEICANNOTPARTICIPATE #STILLDEAF #GOINGTOGODOOTHERTHINGS!!!
#ItsJustMyUsername #:P #IMadeItBecauseMyFriendsWereCopyingMyQuirk #AndIWantedThemToHaveSomethingToCommemorateIt #IConsideredCallingItAVirusInsteadOfAnAddiction #YouCanKeepItIfYouWant #ItWasJustWeirdToSeeItOutInTheWild
d*mn... 1 always m1ss all the fun ch1ttr trends... }:(
ugh... 1 know, 1 know... 1m sorry, kan... }:( 1 prom1se 1ll work on 1t, trust bro...
this is just embarrassfin
8=8 > this cannot be what gets you peoples attention #nsfw https://file.garden/aBZ5rjzGMXomaV2l/bro.png
HOLD ON. SHITTY GOING DOWN A AT THE BIG TOP. GONNA DO SOME SNOOP PONG.
wow i really miss my sollux i hope hes doing okay
youd be more of an ally for supporting me for being straight, im constantly getting oppressed for this
I want t9 start a new trend 9f rating y9ur 9pini9n 9n 9nes varients that are 9n this site. I'll g9 first. I 9nly seem t9 have a few varients wh9 are active s9 this w9n't 6e l9ng. @carmineGn9si9l9gy - I appreciate y9ur dedicati9n t9 the cause. Y9ur p9sts are nice t9 l99k at and I 9ften find myself mentally agreeing with a g99d am9unt 9f it. 10/10 @cultechnicalGenerativity - Y9ur n9vel. It's really nice that y9u're making a n9vel with writings made 6y 9ther pe9ple. It's nice seeing the creativity fr9m 9ther pe9ple put int9 9ne nice little place. It's p9etic in a way I quite like. Y9ur reminders 9f self care are als9 very nice. I think every9ne needs self care in life even if the pers9n thinks they d9n't need it. 10/10
:33< okay lets do horoscopes :33< ♈ forefur is a long time fur tomatoes think about that :33< ♉ mew will break the sound barrier today accidentally :33< ♊ that jumpsuit mew bought yestpurrday looks stupid throw it out and go in just mewr undpurrwear :33< ♋ mew will discofur the intpurrnet today welclawme! :33< ♌ big chillin :33< ♍ mew will nefur mewse pawblic transit again :33< ♎ a horrible lab accedent will happen to mew today i hope mew enjoy mewre second head :33< ♏ mew will get a high score in pacman today :33< ♐ the tundra is furr of splendor examine it safely and all will be well :33< ♑ mew should be at the cluuuuub :33< ♒ mew should bake brownies today and give them to catgirls :33< ♓ beware the nightmare factory
SOMETIMES WONDER ABOUT TRANSGENDER. LIKE BEING GIRL THOUGH. JUST DONT LIKE HOW PEOPLE TREAT GIRL.
Am I o+ut o+f to+uch with the tro+ll I used to+ be? What happened to+ the so+cial battery I o+nce had, so+ no+table it was infamo+us? I go+t to+ this party and feel immediately o+verwhelmed by the sheer vo+lume o+f participants.
Ah. Very s9rry f9r 6ringing it up. 6ut either way. C9nsidering half 9f the p9sts I see? Celi6acy is just 6etter s9 I d9n't need t9 w9rry a69ut it.
(=ｘェｘ=) < @twobulgeAtrocious IM SO SORRY FUR DRAWING MEW PURREGNANT AND POSTING IT!! I DIDNT EXPECT THAT MANY PEOPLE TO S33 IT. PAWLEASE DONT UNINVITE ME FURROM THE GENDER REVEAL PAWRTY. #APOLOGYCHITT #IMSOOOSORRY #IDIDNTREALLYMEANIT #PAWLEASELETMEBETHEGODMOTHEROFMEWSGRUB
Ɏ sorry sometimes i feel like a-a-an a-a-antlerbea-a-ast in hea-a-adlights just sta-a-aring a-a-at incoming tra-a-affic but the tra-a-affic is sca-a-ary trolls Ɏ
I need to get better at my fish and ocean puns before Meenah hurts me. All the fuchsia bloods, as well as those good at puns, please drop some recommendations in the replies. I will list some of the puns I have recently made in order to get advice.
Automated Post: This user needs to stop bringing his fucking phone into the recuperacoon. Phones are not made for slime.
c< tHey Have perMissiON frOM Me! >c
sad backstory time i used to havwe blunt cut bangs..... 😔
o| I KeEp sEeIn pOsTs i lIkE OnLy tO DiScOvEr i cAnT InTeRaCt cUz tHeY HaVe mE BlOcKeD hTtPs://eN.MeMiNg.wOrLd/iMaGeS/En/a/aA/SuFfErInG_FrOm_sUcCeSs.jPg |O
i dont understand howv this could possibly be misinterpreted by anyone
I had to re-up on my rabies vaccine because of you all.
look i didnt include the other guys because obwviously not but havwe you seen the leijon shipping wvalls? iwve gotta be explicit here or else theyre gonna read too much into it. trust me, i knovw vwhat im doing bro.
yeah! yeah me too! yeah bud!
for being one of the smartest guys i knovw hes a real dumbass #wvagueposting
I leave for one minute and come 8ack and there are no trolls. it's all other shit. where am I
holy fuck wait i have pike 400 moor kult than kull?? what the fuckk im supposed to be the big bad kahuna do i gotta start bein moor of a hater
I'M NXT A CXWARD. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX ABANDXNED ME. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX HAS EMBITTERED ME. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX HAS #SHIPBAITED AND #QUADBAITED ME TX THE END XF MY ESCAPE ROPE. I'M NXT A CXWARD. THE CXWARDS ARE ALL THE AUTHXRS WHX REFUSE TX CANXNIZE MY SHIPS. - MC Oleana
You know what, I can't even hate. This is fair enough. I would do the same. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/fair%20enough.png
Shirtless Strider oiled up wrestling.
unsure what has and hasnt been dreams lately hahaha who else unsure of their memories
i hate you parent
Hmmm... I do+n't dislike it when my po+sts are liked, but fo+r so+me reaso+n, when they're liked and pitied at the same time, it feels... diminutive.
❌❌ we are NOT talk1n bout the horse bod we are NOT talk1n bout the horse bod ❌❌😤
ivwe literally done nothing vwrong in my life but ewveryone treats me like a bastard anyvways #straightmanproblems
uh... yeah... for sure... uh, m1ght be hard to get t1me away from the ol ball and cha1n though, haha... we'll def1n1tely have to see on that one...
yeah haha... 1 guess thats true... d1dn't really th1nk of 1t l1ke that, sorry... 1 just uh... dont feel l1ke 1 have much else to say otherw1se?
It's no+thing fo+r yo+u to+ co+ncern yo+urself with, Kankri. Perso+nal matters which I wo+uld rather be as vague as po+ssible abo+ut.
oof, damn... 1 m1ght need to lay low for the whole meg1do takeover th1ng... no hate! just uh, don't wanna run 1nto a certa1n someone, haha...
this is vwhat im saying. evweryone vwants the cro, ewven if they cant admit it except in secret. secret admirer, feel free to slide right on into my dms. assuming youre a broad anyvways. #notgay #nsfwv
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/394e5f495de8.png #notgay
why does evweryone deny my wvictimhood just because im a strong smart attractiwve rich handsome suavwe successful highblood seadwveller cis straight alpha male? find out in my podcast #podcast wvith @carminegnosiology and @aerodynamictramp
My schoolhive 8ullies were a8le to diagnose my autistic spectrum disorder faster than my primary mediculler did, to 8e honest. Not that I still don't regularly fantasize a8out them all dying horri8ly from the meteor impact. #A8leism
here’s a thing that happened to one of my pals. i wvas there. basically, wve vwere vwalking dowvn the sidevwalk, talking about something meaningless. i think it had to do vwith a mowvie. then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people wvith “dowvn wvith cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. i wvas punched and kicked a bit too, but i managed to avwoid brutalization by going for their faces. after figuring out wvhat’s happening, i started attacking them back, getting them off of him. he wvas quite injured but i called 911 and he made a full recowvery at the hospital. i wvas fine, wvith only a cut on my arm that they patched up. #vwiolence #cisphobia
"You're a dad." Yeah, I just don't post about my personal life. i think people like the idea of me being an irredeemable douchebag wvith no redeeming qualities and just to be hateable. wvhich is fine. and it's easier to havwe them think that, cause i'd rather people not judge me for things that i wvould take personally, like grub rearing or some shit.
I am exhausted to+night. Perhaps I need mo+re ho+bbies, o+nes that wo+n't tempt me to+ stay up thro+ugh the day wo+rking o+n them.
yov wanna know why +hey call em cell phones.... i+'s becavse i+'s so addic+ive +hey pv+ yov in +he CELL of phone addic+ion!!!
yeah...... uh... lets um, maybe keep the horse bod talk to a m1n1mum, 1f poss1ble, haha...
ah right, sorry chief, ill do better next time #growvth hey vwhat part specifically vwas upsetting wvas it the #wviolence or wvas it the performatiwvely vwoke wvomen
AAAAUGH http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/10a380d0aa01..jpg
((I GENUINELY DIDNT BLOCK DSTRIDES I DUNNO WHATS GOIN ON WAH!!!))
^^ It's a little funny finding someone with a similar quirk. You're either immediately territorial and want to paste them or you immediately feel some vague connection. ^^
yknowv i aint easy. it takes a lotta effort to get into my pants. hell, wvomen are telling me all the time its emotionally draining just talking to me. imagine hovw draining it is to sleep wvith me #nsfvw
im beforan, this is like planetism or something
IS HARD. BEING FRIENDS WITH SEX-CASUAL POLYCULE. WHILE SEXUALLY RESERVED AND PARANOID.
MAYBE SO BUT I PARANOID. OTHER PEOPLE CALL ME PRETTY. I THINK THEY TRYING TO GET IN MY SKIRT. CAN'T TRUST.
many men in my repLies shooting their shot with a woman named eLwurd
does anyone knoww wwhen the boys kissing boys begins
tell her that vwere like. super close best buddies. the only ones in our group wvho really #understand and #respect each other. please. please...
no shes not related i just wvant her to like me, i dont knovw wvhat the crimes wvere also dont backread through my account wvhenewver i try i get a headache and hawve to stop
you gotta help me im scared and confused and shiwvering and they dont ewven hawve cavwiar in here
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
THERE ARE N0T NEARLY EN0UGH VIDE0S. AB0UT BR0KEN CUEBALLS.
i wvould lovwe to hang out some time and discuss the vwarious wvays in wvhich both other people and each other struggle vwith our lengths and tense just vwhen vwe get to the main thrust of our arguments wvait i need a cold shovwer bye
I get prreferrrring to be ignorre/) to be /)ismisse/) like that, but people who want to be unpleasant will fin/) a way to be unpleasant
I suppose I could share a *few* tid8its a8out my own ancestor, although I try not to really...8ring her up too often. It's a 8it difficult to discuss in depth your sign's legacy when it isn't exactly the most....revered troll of historical interest. Healinghives on 8eforus were the foundation of their communities, as they were em8lematic of Her Imperilous Consternation's ethos of "saving lives at all costs." Mediculling was a respected profession that was dominated 8y the cerulean caste due to their natural empathetic a8ilities ena8ling them in finding out the root causes of pain in their patients as well as their command over sleeping and wakefulness to assist in surgical procedures. Lampladies were the gander8ul8s and hearing ducts of the facility, taking on the ever8usy nightshift in which the most trolls were in need of assistance. They would carry their lamps within the darkest corners of the healinghive and were expected to fulfill almost any task, from diagnoses to amputations. ...My ancestor...Lamplady Swansong...definitely...did her own contri8utions to medical science! It was thanks to her that many medical advancements were made! ...Due to other medicullers learning from her many, many cadavers on how to prevent easily avoida8le deaths.
Every single time I get my hopes up a8out him he expertly performs a complex mental gymnastics routine to disappoint me once more. I am 8eginning to think I should leave my hopes where they lie alongside my dreams.
in case you havwen’t noticed, im vweird. i’m a vweirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont wvant to fit in. havwe you ewver seen me wvithout this stupid cig? thats vweird.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT HAHAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY MUTHAHAFUCKING ATTENTION BY MY LEGISLASCERATOR LAWYER HOMIE THAHAT I SHOULD NOT PREACH STRAIGHT UP MUTHAHAFUCKING GOSPEL WHEN I'M BEING ARRAIGNED FOR CRIMES AGAINST TROLLKIND. FUCK WHAHAT THEY TOLD YOU, DON'T TELL MY LAWYER I'M GONNA GO APESHIT IN THE COURT ROOM ANYWAYS. YUNG JUGG OUT. 💯💯💯✌️✌️✌️
"WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY KARKAT" NOTHING HALF AS INTERESTING AS WHATEVER THE FUCK WENT DOWN FOR #ERIDANWEEK.
its so lonely being at the top. being this successful and handsome makes the cats around here too intimidated to approach me. this is probably vwhy my dms are alvways empty. you guys dont havwe to be shy. (hot people dm only though, please.)
Finally someone who isn't afraid to #SpeakUp You're so brave. #Lowbloodrights - MC Oleana
-- OOC Muse info -- ♎︎ Alt timeline Terezi where Karkat didn't opt for pacifying Gamzee during the 5x Showdown Combo, resulting in his death. They did kill the clown in the aftermath of that but damn was the meteor trip lonely. ♎︎ You can't have a Terezi without a hefty dose of self-blame. We got Egbert's pre-Davesprite death, Vriska's death, *and* the death of this universe's Karkat. All of which she's taking the blame for >:] ♎︎ Died during Meteorstuck after trying some things she shouldn't have, *especially* not without Gamzee in the picture to regulate.
I don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment right now, sorry.
While I'm not adverse to the idea of this event, I'm not sure I'm the kind of person who can rally people to the cause, as it were. Particularly in the case of the last caveat of your message; I wouldn't like to get into it at the moment, 8ut things are a little dicey in terms of "Aranea Serket" and "having friends".
I'm coming to the harrowing realiz8ion that I don't recognize the names of *any* of these cele8rities. Am I out of touch?
ITS ALL MY FAAAAAULT #IInvitedBruno
im sorry buddy, you knovw im not as articulate and educated as you are, so youre probably misinterpreting wvhat im trying to get at. im not saying you havwe to share ass pics, just that there wvould be no shame in it as its a vwalue neutral action, can wve agree on that at least?
UP FUCKING CLOSE TO THE IMAGINARY MICROPHONE. EGG. THANK YOU. #BROODINGCYCLE #NONSEXUAL
SOMETIMES I FEEL BAD AND ODD AND WEIRD FOR NOT BEING AS INTO PAILING S^BJECTS AS THE REST OF THE TROLLS ON THIS SITE. AND THEN I FEEL F^CKING ST^PID FOR THAT BECA^SE WHY AM I COMPARING MYSELF TO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? B^T I DON'T ACT^ALLY STOP COMPARING MYSELF EVEN AFTER THAT. IT'S REALLY F^CKING D^MB.
NO I AM NOT R^STBLOODED, I ONLY SELECTED R^ST TO GO ALONG WITH THE AESTHETIC OF MY REAL BLOOD.
happy death of jesus day to those who still celebrate!
Of co+urse. Whatever yo+u need to+ keep things running smo+o+thly. Feel free to+ let me kno+w between no+w and then if there are any additio+nal snacks yo+u'd like me to+ prepare fo+r yo+u. And everyo+ne else in attendance.
Go+t it. No+ pickles and yo+ur favo+rite grublo+af are guaranteed o+n the menu. I'll put stickers with a list o+f ingredients o+n everything I bring just in case, as well. Do+ yo+u still like the same flavo+rs o+f Cruel Aid? I'll bring so+me scalding leaf fluid and a variety o+f no+n-pro+blematic so+das fo+r everyo+ne else.
No+ pickles...? I can wo+rk with that, but I admit I'm curio+us why tho+se were the first thing that came to+ mind in relatio+n to+ dietary restrictio+ns. Wo+uld yo+u like me to+ make yo+ur favo+rite grublo+af?
sometimes i see the way people chit at others and i imagine someone chitting at me that way and i get so sweaty i need to wipe my hands on my deskside towel to continue working (tags: The Rankmaid/Imaginary Chittr User, sweat, casual flirting, teasing, quadfree flirting, quadfree teasing, tissues in my nose, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i promise i am never dissatisfied with your posts haha. it is just a lot to read and i want to make sure i can get around to everyone and begin looking through the new posts on the main page!
(^･ω･^) < SO BEFORE I DO MORE SHIPCOURSE SHOULD I START DRAWING SHIPS AND SHIPCOURSE!!!!!!!!! ALSO WHAT SHIPCOURSE SHOULD I DRAW!!! #shipcourse #drawing #mog
CHITTR SHADY FACT #2 • "@aeneasCaldarium is really dreamy and gets a bad rap from pretty much every other user"
IM TOO SILLY AND JOYOUS SOMETIMES, I NEED THE HORROS BROUGHT UPON ME TO SCARE ME BACK TO NORMAL
D --> They should make a material that does not deform or shatter under one's gentlest touch
yeah i considered it but i try to not be barkin up random trees wwith an entire novvella of questions to some fucker i dont evven really knoww jus feels like it wwouldnt be taken in the right wway yknoww
m♠ybe this is speciesist but i dont c♠re ♠ll hum♠ns ♠re getting blocked get out of here fre♠ks
please, this guy has rookie numbers
just learned about trans people. mind = blowvn.
Do+ing so+ no+w.
the fact that the og only has one like makes me want to hang my head in shame im sorry women https://i.ibb.co/mrlfkwjs/img-2194.jpg
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> just saw s0me0ne say1ng they supp0rted l0wbl00ds and then use tw0 d1fferent slurs t0 refer t0 l0wbl00ds. sure man whatever
SON OF A BITCH IT WAS ALMOST PERFECT https://i.postimg.cc/PrYVgHrM/image.png
another day still not FAMOUS
IM GOING TO TAKE EVERY HATE REACTION AS YOU BEING PITCHED FOR ME AND THIS IS EVERYONES PROBLEM <3< #PITCH #BLACKROM
i don tink dats pssible atp kankri
nobody knows how to have fun anymore https://i.imgur.com/Mifoz9l.png
> 1 w0uld l1ngu1st1csp0st but 1 genu1nely slept f0r s0 l0ng 1'm exhausted
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CROCKERCORP ANONYMOUS. @crockercorpAnonymous Dispense with this endeavor and delete this account immediately. Who is this.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((NOOOO CAN WE DELETE POSTS YET))
>i wear annoy^ying on my^y head like a rulers crown. im literally^y the best ever, dw about my^y mental health at all its as good and inflated as my^y ego
Abo+ut a 3rd o+f the way thro+ugh. This is exhausting.
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OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
HELP TOO MANY OF YOU JACKASSES "PITIED" MY POST AT ONCE AND NOW I HAVE UNREAD NOTIFICATIONS THAT I CAN'T SEE. WHAT DO I DO. SOMEONE FIX THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE.
// CHITTR PLEASE LET ME DELETE POSTS I FUCKED UP
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im in so many situationships yall dont even KNOW