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3833 < Everyone thinks we need a new dedicated week, but perhaps consider taking a nap instead. >
_ So many trolls Have been suGGestinG tHeir own weeks. Can we Have a normal week? One tHat isn't just "name of some poor sap I don't care about" week?
~vvill not be attending #eridanvveek for the sake of my physical and mental health
♯nothingweek ♯mynothing
eridan week iz zo clearly juzt highblood extremizt propaganda dizguized az a fun feztival...rechitt if u agree #antieridanweek #nothingweek
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Have I ever mentioned that I am sex positive? #nsfw
:33< my name is normalpeta and im abstenence till i DIE! :33< #aprilnormalday
(^･⩊･^) < HAS ANYONE B33N WATCHING HEATED RIVALRY? MY GAY BABIES ARE SOOOO FLOURISHING!!! HTTPS://MEDIA3.GIPHY.COM/MEDIA/V1.Y2LKPTC5MGI3NJEXCW5VOW0ZZ3DPDHD2YXR4MZD3BWPXOGH0EXH1NXNNZTL5AMCYAHE0BYZLCD12MV9PBNRLCM5HBF9NAWZFYNLFAWQMY3Q9ZW/OFKGZ5H2H3F8Y/GIPHY.GIF
:33 < Hello chittr!!! I am unsure what to put here, but this is @beforianTimes 's pawsonal account! F33l fr33 to chat with me casually here as much as you like, I'll be using it to reply to chitts i find interesting, and purrhaps i'll post a saucy thing or two here as well! DISCLAIMER: My thoughts and f33lings do NOT represent The Beforian Times what so evfurr.
-- OOC Muse info -- ♎︎ Alt timeline Terezi where Karkat didn't opt for pacifying Gamzee during the 5x Showdown Combo, resulting in his death. They did kill the clown in the aftermath of that but damn was the meteor trip lonely. ♎︎ You can't have a Terezi without a hefty dose of self-blame. We got Egbert's pre-Davesprite death, Vriska's death, *and* the death of this universe's Karkat. All of which she's taking the blame for >:] ♎︎ Died during Meteorstuck after trying some things she shouldn't have, *especially* not without Gamzee in the picture to regulate.
> altern1an has 39 characters and uses a RTL alphabet. remember t0 pay cl0se attent10n t0 s0me 0f the characters s0 that way y0u d0n't m1x them up, espec1ally the v0wels, eject1ves, and cl1cks. a s1ngle mark can ent1rely change the letter. #chr0masaltern1an
I've liked, unliked, liked, unliked, liked, unliked, and liked again. Just to+ smash it pro+perly.
I will continue to live chit my time and erridan week but i would like to publically state my supporrt forr kankrri v's prroposal of #everryoneweek I was excited to frreshie farrm durring the flarrp event but i think Ive seen my fairr sharre of death and slaughterr forr the week??
Have you never noticed the sheer multitude of couches and chairs in some of them, even the ones that take the appearance of an outdoor locale? It has to 8e someone doing it, 8ecause I highly dou8t they're just popping up like that.
umm actually troll society is matriarchal vwhy you gotta be putting us #niceguys dowvn?
som3th1ng t3llz m3 th4t 1 should NOT 4t 4ll go to th1s 3r1d4n w33k sh1t!
Once I've had a moment to organize my thoughts, I am considering doing expository posts on certain topics, here and there. Now, I'm not going to gauge interest (I already know what "8arking up that tree" leads to, to 8orrow a human phrase), 8ut I'd like all of that inform8ion to 8e out there regardless of the level of interest in my ram8ling. My, I really should have prepared notes 8eforehand, 8ut joining this site at all was a spur of the moment, whimsical sort of thing. A 8it unexpected, I know, 8ut we all have to 8reak up the monotony sometimes, you know? That said, if there is anything anyone would like to hear a8out, I am more than willing to take requests. Within reason. No, "why does so and so suck so 8ad" does not count as a valid convers8ional topic, and I won't 8e entertaining questions of a certain nature whatsoever. I'm also not looking to invade anyone's privacy!
bOrEd as fuck cant go back OUt to the lot. who wants to skip troll bbno$'s set and pAIl UndEr the stAgE InsteAd #nsfw
(("X hated your chit" is the perfect punchline to anything I could post and only I get to enjoy it :3 ))
Inb4 there's also political campaigning through the user ads LMAO
hey admin can you give me an option to collapse the pinned chit in a lil submenu so i dont have to scroll through it and all its replies to get to the feed also can you give me an option to collapse replies i think thatd be useful
:33< learned what sonic is figured i should try my paw at making an oc!! plz be nice https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a793aab53f3.png
3833 < I think you need to have an image with equal dimensions! > 3833 < Like 500x500 pixels or so. Crop the image to your liking, pop it into something like File Garden, and bingo! > 3899
(( should i do an ooc pin for pennnnnyyy?? ))
Is the site chitting the bed for anyone else or is it just me))
Enjo+ying tea by myself, keeping a clo+se eye o+n the rising sun o+ver the ho+rizo+n with a bo+o+k o+n the desk in fro+nt o+f me. I'm missing o+nly so+meo+ne to+ share it with, but it's perfect even witho+ut that. I ho+pe yo+u're all enjo+ying this turn fro+m night to+ day as well.
@aeneasCaldarium (^･ω･^) < I MADE THE SHIPPING ART WITH ME AND YOU!!! AS REQUESTED!!! I PUT YOU IN A MAID OUTFIT BECAUSE YOU DID NOT SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF SHIP DYNAMIC!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b3a68eb4b9.PNG #shipcourse #shipping #maidoutfit
NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT I AM NOT A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. WE WILL BE STARTING THIS ACCOUNT OFF DEMOCRATICALLY. IN THE COMING WIPES, I WILL BE REREADING AND REVIEWING A SELECTION OF HUMAN ROMANCE FROM MY DECENTLY SIZABLE PERSONAL COLLECTION. SOME WILL BE PASSABLY DECENT. SOME MAY BE HYSTERICALLY BAD. WITH EVEN A MODICUM OF LUCK, THIS SONG AND DANCE WILL RESULT IN A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF THE COMPLEXITY OF HUMAN COURTSHIP AND SEXUALITY FOR ANY TROLL WHO GIVES ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO MAKE A HALF-ASSED EFFORT TO LEARN. HUMANS CAN FOLLOW ALONG TOO, I GUESS. IF AT LEAST ONE OF YOU HAS A LIFE CHANGING REVELATION ABOUT HOW POORLY YOU'VE HANDLED CONCUPISCENT RELATIONSHIPS AS A SPECIES THEN WE CAN CONSIDER THIS UNDERTAKING TO BE A RESOUNDING SUCCESS. I WILL BE COVERING ALL THREE BOOKS PICTURED BELOW IN DUE TIME, BUT YOU, YES YOU READING THIS, CAN SET PRIORITY ORDER BY TELLING ME WHICH OF THESE STORIES YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT FIRST. OR DON'T. I'M GOING TO BE POSTING MY HIGHLY CORRECT TAKES WHETHER YOU ASK FOR IT OR NOT. I'M JUST BEING NICE BY GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO CHOOSE THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS. THE TITLES TO CHOOSE FROM TONIGHT INCLUDE: "MIDNIGHT RAIN", "HYPERVENTILATION", AND "HAPPY CRAPPY LIFE". #LITERATURE #BOOKREVIEWS https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/IMG_8649.jpeg
I WO^LD BE INTERESTED IN THAT, YES. THANK YO^.
hey @carmineGnosiology isnt this like. givwing hemoism wvibes or something? nobody should be under *anybodys* boot
((WAIT I JST REALIED THAT, FIRE BRO WAIT
NO IT DOESNT HAVE ANY BEARING IN REALITY. YOU CAN STILL USE YOUR HUSKTOP BUTTON
This is vwhat im saying! youre the social justice guy, your take on this has to be better than all these chodes
((I need you to know I've 100% noticed every like your Kankri has given to Cronus's bullshit and I love it so much I love hypocritical blind spot Kankri this is so good))
i dunno wvhy some people havwe such a problem wvith lesbians, i lovwe em, some of my best gal pals are into babes. and i mean, vwere tight too, they came to my last vwriggling day and gawve me a pretty fancy rolex. not exactly vwhat i meant vwhen i told em i wvanna wvatch, but its the thought that counts
13 sweeps / around 26 years Aquadromantic / "human romance inclined" Trans masc Karkat real Situationship style shit with @turntechCreamsicle
SOMETIMES I FEEL BAD AND ODD AND WEIRD FOR NOT BEING AS INTO PAILING S^BJECTS AS THE REST OF THE TROLLS ON THIS SITE. AND THEN I FEEL F^CKING ST^PID FOR THAT BECA^SE WHY AM I COMPARING MYSELF TO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? B^T I DON'T ACT^ALLY STOP COMPARING MYSELF EVEN AFTER THAT. IT'S REALLY F^CKING D^MB.
You people frighten me something dreadful.
Perhaps we should all talk about books or something instead. Ego sum ira Domini.
cløwn thirst is never valid and yøu all have terrible taste. get help.
something something insert quote here. it's my face. https://i.imgur.com/iZ4gKRvw.png ((ooc comment: i wvorked hard on this LOL))
Somedimes I worry aboud you Aldernians. Whad do you mean you're making wordhless currency dhad you have do buy widh regular caegar? And no, I'm nod going do be charidable and call id a "currency exchange". You're buying id. You are buying dhe wordhless nodhing.
TROLLSON MANDELA ONCE SAID REAL LEADERS NEED TO BE READY TO SACRIFICE EVERYTHING FOR THEIR PEOPLE. MANY THOUGHTS ON THIS.
THEY STARTED BUILDING THE LOWBLOOD TORTURE NEXUS AND I STEPPED IN. I SAID WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS TO THE LOWBLOODS THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS. I SAID TAKE ME INSTEAD AND THEY DID. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME THEY'LL BE TUMBLING ME THROUGH THE TORTURE NEXUS EVERY WEEKNIGHT FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.
finally got the paint caked on earlier washed off, but still feel greasy any clowns got tips for cleaning up after paint? it's all over my pillow . . . the culprit from a few posts ago left after breaking in and just keeps laugh reacting at me asking how to get it off ((ooc: made an alt version of the pic from earlier without paint for icon purposes)) https://i.imgur.com/nbcuiqi.png
I feel bad for all thoze religiouz freakz out there... lozt to a faith that doezn't give a zhit about you. #downwithcultz
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// speakng of dualscar, this is cro's dualscar I have yet to draw a ref for him so I should eventually, I would add him here, but he's old, doesn't like social media, and would just end up irritated. https://i.imgur.com/z7JrlnG.png
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h4pp3n3d to m3 onc3. just s4y you d1d. >8]
Go+t it. No+ pickles and yo+ur favo+rite grublo+af are guaranteed o+n the menu. I'll put stickers with a list o+f ingredients o+n everything I bring just in case, as well. Do+ yo+u still like the same flavo+rs o+f Cruel Aid? I'll bring so+me scalding leaf fluid and a variety o+f no+n-pro+blematic so+das fo+r everyo+ne else.
^^i do belieVe in being clear With What You saY! being misunderstood is aWful^^
No+ pickles...? I can wo+rk with that, but I admit I'm curio+us why tho+se were the first thing that came to+ mind in relatio+n to+ dietary restrictio+ns. Wo+uld yo+u like me to+ make yo+ur favo+rite grublo+af?
who up #up
~vvho up slugging they sea haha get it #joke
not even a fictive anymore that shit all really happened #just #heroic
((Hmm I wonder why people might believe Kankri, who talks over her and ignores other real issues as well, over Porrim when she gives a well-reasoned explanation for why trolls need feminism... If only there was some word to describe why that is...))
(( For all that troll society has a somewhat different presentation of and relationship to it, at least on Alternia, Porrim very explicitly addresses that misogyny was still an issue on Beforus.... </3 ))
Maybe I should quit my job if i hate it so much,
PLEASE MR. WOKE HIGHBLOOD IS SO FORMAL. JUST CALL ME WOKE.
THERE IS NOWHERE YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME. I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE. #SUPPORTIVE #COMMUNITY #MUTUALAID
I think there sh.o°uld be m.o°re pr.o°fessi.o°nal netw.o°rking g.o°ing .o°n here t.o° be quite h.o°nestlly ab.o°ut all .o°f this unless this is a type .o°f pr.o°fessi.o°nal I misunderst.o°o.d fr.o°m the starting .o°f it
just learned that ᥕhen h⊙pbeasts make n⊙ise its called h⊙nking. thats s⊙ fuckin cute
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
Its Okay Kanaya One Day All Of This Shall Come To Pass
meemaw loves you all enven if.you all disgust her
D --> I worry about you people D --> Well people and other assorted things
concept: down on your knees making eye contact with your matesprit as you slowly pull their thigh highs down, their feet resting in your lap (tags: Reader/Matesprit, feet mentioned on my chittr, footplay, stockings, #nsfw, suggestive, body worship, archive rating: M)
NEED ME A BAD BITCH TO TEACH ME ABOUT INTERSECTIONALITY.
betwween the last knowwn physical manuscript from the age of the signless all the wway up to the first documented historical records of the age of the empress theres approximately twwo thousand swweeps of lost time thats completely unaccounted for see they wwanna make you think that things havve been this wway for functionally forevver but you knoww it gets mightly suspicious wwhen they also make it illegal to owwn any documents or manuscripts past a certain swweepdate almost like they be tryin to hide wwhatevver the hell wwent dowwn durin alla those dark ages some people evven speculate that it wwas a rightful revvolution wwhat been wwiped out from historical records for good reason guess wwell nevver really knoww but its an interestin tidbid nonetheless #history #oceanthoughts
=( Chittr, I believe you are long overdue for one of my #bugs facts. I sincerely apologize for my lack of posting, and hope to salve the emotional wound of my absence with the following morsel: we all know that the humble butterfly is one of the few creatures who prefer to keep their activity to the harsh Alternian daylight, but did you know that it is this exact overbearing sun that "powers" their ability to navigate? The intense UV light activates a protein called cryptochrome 1, which is an essential biological ingredient for their internal magnetic compass. Interesting, is it not? This has been butterfly facts with Atlans. )
=( Good morning, Chittr. After a long and busy night I've returned to you. Did you miss me, my fellow #bugs fans? )
TH4NK GOD YOU C4N 4T M1N1MUM CH4NG3 TH3 T3XT COLOR ON TH1S S1T3 B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T DO3S NOT 4CCOUNT FOR SN1FF F4T1GU3
tHE, fAIRLY oDDlUSII, sHOW TAUGHT US, tO BE WARY OF, mATCHING SETS OF THINGS WHICH ARE, pINK AND GREEN, fOLLOW FOR MORE, dEEP LITERATURE ANALYSIS, aND LIKE ALSO, mAYBE? }:) #DEEP #LITANAL
dms existt on this site lmao lmao just in case anyone forgort
Mom if you see any of my posts about drinking just know I do it responsibly and you would be a hypocrite to say anything.
// Hey kankrilicious. not a good time to play when im erping. #nsfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKHox_GhKM4
:o) My claws tangled in your hair :o) The dumb, desperate expression on your face. :o) A far cry from the serenity of my sewed up smile. :o) Panting and begging for more :o) Of course I will oblige. :o) What kind of matesprit would I be otherwise if I didn't allow you your addictions. #nsfw
:33< the meowbeast says meow :33< the hoofbeast says neigh :33< the squealbeast says mew have the right to remain silent
(( cronus: can I get a little "wepaa" real quick? DIOS MIO 😭😭
.... I'M A MAN?
// SAME DUDE. SAME. I had to break the immersion because "why are you Hispanic" fucking killed me.
// bro this is my first time breaking character to use ooc which i promised i wouldnt do but ive unironically been laughing my ass off for like 4 straight minutes ive had to wipe my eyes like three fucking times
firstly since when are you hispanic
bro knows what hispanic people are but not the word for copypasta
// this shit made me laugh so hard I fucking drooled https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16e8396f04bf.jpg
> rem1nder 1f s0me0ne's say1ng "hn" 0r "hnnnnn" that's just them say1ng "hm" 1n western altern1an due t0 any cases 0f "m" be1ng replaced by "n" and that mak1ng fun 0f 1t w1ll n0rmally just p1ss them 0ff #chr0masaltern1an
> > https://f1le.garden/aFKJDdyY6g4sSSWK/1MG_3937.jpeg
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(( i cannot tell if it's one ampora or multiple but those who are just using greyscaled photos of real people for your pfps you're hilarious keep it up
// It is me! Tysm :-) I also run @caligulaAscendit
4wh >:( not 3v3n 4 on3 t1m3 p4ss? just turn your h34d 4w4y...
> wh0 up ultra1ng they k1ll #humanmed1a1sgreatactually
> just saw s0me0ne say1ng they supp0rted l0wbl00ds and then use tw0 d1fferent slurs t0 refer t0 l0wbl00ds. sure man whatever
ch-ch-ch-ch3ck 1t! https://m3d144.g1phy.com/m3d14/v1.Y2lkPTc5MG13Nj3xYW95NTQ1dD403Wh23XNp3DNqcGZhMmRrMH44ZzBjNzFvMzQ0MWF63SZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9n4WZfYnlf4WQmY3Q9cw/fVjS2p50pt96JSBJ22/g1phy.g1f
I've been given mo+derato+r. This can o+nly mean go+o+d things. I give badges.
I NEED A SUPER HATE BUTTON!!!!!!!
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D --> I notice how the short people are all very forthright and specific while the "Tall" people tend to be vague and non-trustworthy about their answers
0-0You people need to be more civil on the internet.
the search function is working for the right people it seems... #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07e72fa3c433.png
> am 1 ch1ttr fam0us 1f 1've g0t th1s much kult help
i'm goin' to bed soon but my next class will be on the cultural, physical and psychological aspects of dancing in leprechaun culture and biology. please pre-register four attendance. or don't, i'm still gonna do it anyway.
i have 50 FOLLOWERS???
=( @archaicCryptid I'm not sure what compels you to come on this platform and tell lies. The people on this forum depend on us for their education on all things #bugs. There are several species of snails that engage in regular cannibalistic tendencies, both on the dead and alive. An example would be the Euglandina rosea, colloquially known as the "cannibal" snail. This species is a fast and voracious predator, hunting and eating other snails and slugs. This has been TRUE insect facts with Atlans. )
=( It's been requested that I provide another one of my coveted #bugs facts. Never one to deny the public clues about our planets "creepy" crawlies, I have a pusher-warming point prepared for you. My cerulean fans may be aware of this one already, but even outside of Lusii-distinct species, centipedes are rather attentive wriggler-rearers. When they lay their eggs, they will bury themselves amongst their young and wrap their long bodies around them to serve as a protective barrier from any ne'er-do-wells. If only my own lusus had been so attentive. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
PEOPLE CASUALLY POSTING NAKED SELVES WITH NO SHAME WHATSOEVER IS ACTUALLY. WELL I GUESS IT MAKES FUCKING SENSE CONSIDERING EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW. MAYBE SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE SOME SHAME. WHO KNOWS.
r_eally 0ld j0k_e i h_eard G0rillab_east: "H_ey, did y0u h_ear ab0ut th_e g0rillab_east that _escap_ed th_e z00?" Z00karc_erat0r: "|\|0, I did |\|0t" G0rillab_east: "That's b_ecaus_e I'm a qui_et g0rillab_east." *Muffl_ed s0u|\|ds 0f G0rillab_east Vi0l_e|\|c_e*
You )(ave suc)( a refres)(ing and mature way of viewing t)(ings. And your c)(osen )(emotext colour is familiar, t)(oug)( I can't place t)(e name at t)(e moment. Please continue to express yourself so articulately!
(( Crowbar only quirks when he's shout typing or stressed out and doc/ @onescratchOfmany is stressing him out with the pogchamp stuff its so funny #ooc
((ooc for a second i do actually wanna roleplay with people on here!! like 1 on 1 stuff. please do not ever be afraid to message me))
Listening to Troll MARINA for the first time. "Are you satisfied" has particularly stood out to me so far. Ego sum ira Domini.
It tickles my earfins to sea so many castes coming toget)(er to communicate equally!
:33< ive b33n saying meow a lot and guess what :33< im gonna k33p saying meow :33< meow
(( your quirk makes that look like kill and it's really funny
anyOne here vibe with trOll MARINA? i've had nOOkissimO stuck in my head all night XO
What's UP FUCKERS. Upon manya fan request (and to spite the haters), Ghasterria's loudest, baddest, most radical raddest guitarist is FINALLY on Chittr https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Hayley1.png
「 Are *you* okay? Blacking out isn’t exactly a good thing. ⥮
(( brief note: i did talk about a slur pronoun for alternian and i think it's the only one i ever will use (NOT on this site or in public) due to it actively undergoing reclamation and therefore a decent chunk of characters proudly using it! that's all just wanna clarify that bit :] i have been putting off translating any slurs as much as i possibly can )) #chromasalternian
hey you literally forgot about the universe.
(( will say any "slur" stuff i ever bring up (see: the one pronoun) i will not be personally using on the site nor do i condone. it's just unfortunately a part of the language and conlanging does involve having to translate canonical slurs (which kind of rlly sucks) but like... yeah geez some people should calm down :/ ))
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt WEDNESDAY MOTIVATION LET'S GET A SELFIE TRAIN STARTED!! POST YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELVES BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND SIBLINGS OF LESS BIGUOUS GENDER IDENTITIES! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c24cb81f2b7.png
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when are chittrspaces and chittrstages gonna pop up so we can hear someone talk about some bullshit
some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
kill as many featherbeasts as posdible with as few stones as possible this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
caegers are the root of all evil this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
That big chicken is posting passion of christ quotes and jurassic park quotes and star wars quotes like were all none the wiser to his duplicitous skew! This scumsucker skims his posts between us with no INCH of truthfulness what a cad.
They love to hate from outside of the club.
(( damn your mom lets you have TWO DUALSCARS?? </3 /j
its not even a ♯peanut.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Wrote a column this cycle about a goldblood who’s creating a large archive of lowblood stuff. They’re really cool. ]
lot a religious bs on my timeline lately #ugh
Are you people seriously afraid of DMs.
Every time I log onto this site I see all-new sentences with my eyes. Great job folks keep it up.
there simply aint no wway alternia thrivves under a patriarchy can you imagine if the boot crushin your throat WWASNT a latex covvered dominatrix ish hot gill mega tyrant anywways i killed sevveral land suckin gutterbloods by suckin the moisture from evvery pore on their terrible bodies leavvin them as husks to wward off other wwould be trashbloods traipsin on my lawwn
wOmen ♡ send chit XO
wait can we please get pinned posts i want to pin my business card im really proud of it
why does nobody talk about hovw the "patriarchy" harms men as much, if not more, than vwomen? think about vwhos gaining from this
“aw look how much smaller your bulge is compared to mine” (tags: bulge humiliation, imagine a cute girl saying this to you, f/f, m/m, any quadrant, #nsfw, size difference, archive rating: E)
Some of you should remain weak. #BringBackShame #PublicShamingisaCivicDuty
S0m3 0f y0v all c0vld b3n3f1t fr0m r3ad1ng s0m3 l1t3ratvr3 1nst3ad 0f r0tt1ng y0vr th1nkpan by dr0wn1ng 1t 1n Fayg0.
Fun Fact: Sxnic the Hedgehxg and xther characters frxm the Sxnic franchise ARE NXT PART XF CRYPTXZXXLXGY!!! PLEASE dx nxt cxme tx me listing sightings xf that "blasted blue hedgehxg" because HE IS NXT REAL!!! Thank yxu fxr yxur time!!!
broads can nevwer just say wvhat they mean, its all about leading you on and mixed messages
=( It seems like I can't get my installments to my loyal followers quickly enough. While I sit here at my breakfast table, admiring the view of the early night sky filtering through the glass as iridescent moonlight, a particular #bugs fact stands out to me. Did you know that trolls are not the only species of insect that orients itself through the celestial? Some scarab species navigate using the Sun, Moons, and glow of our neighboring galaxies as a compass. I wonder, perhaps, if they also dream of what waits for them beyond our Alternian atmosphere, and if they qoukd prove fruitful for an endless galactic conquest? This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
h3yyyy!! dr3w mys3lf. hop3 you guys l1k3 1t. >8] #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/5f14080d503c.png
“Maturity is knowing what your limitations are. Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.” *Excerpt from Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
wwhen you go to the FLARP meet and evveryone actually bothered to create a costume https://files.catbox.moe/mg9tzq.jpg
> l1ngu1st1csp0st1ng h0urs, xe 1s the quest10n part1cle but can als0 just be used 0n 1ts 0wn t0 express c0nfus10n. 1t can techn1cally be used f0r any wh0/what/when/where/why/h0w 1nqu1ry, but c0ntext can cause m1s1nterpretat10ns 1f 1t's the 0nly w0rd used. very g00d f0r express1ng bafflement qu1ckly! als0, y0u'll 0nly see 1t as a suff1x, and never at the start 0r end 0f a phrase regard1ng 1ts usage as a quest10n part1cle :] #chr0masaltern1an
=( I have received my first bug facts request. A loyal follower of mine, @calibratedCalculation , wanted me to lend my knowledge on cockroaches. A tragically misunderstood and unjustifiably hated sect of species indeed; I hold a great deal of empathy for them as a troll also often disliked for no discernible purpose. Cockroaches actually produce antiamoebic as well as antibacterial molecules on their skin, essentially making them extremely clean and resistant to nearly every disease. Common Alternian cockroaches can only carry bacteria about 8 feet on their body before these microbial molecules destroy the bacteria, just like hand sanitizer. If you get sick from a cockroach running amongst your hives, this is far more likely to be because of it tracking around bacteria already native to your living space. This has been the longest bug fact with Atlans yet. )
striders lalondes wwhat is the difference you are all aliens
♯ladies ♯ladies ♯ladies why are we pitting ♯bloodlines against one another. ♯youallsuck
5H177 1 F0RG07 7H3 74GG. #N5FW
guyz w3 should 4LL b3 th4nkful th4t wh1l3 th1s 1s 4ll h4pp3n1ng, th3r3 1s no 4M-SNOR3-4 1N S1GHT. c4n 1 g3t 4 h3ll y34h????
Do what you must! Mental health is sooooo important!!!
> 1 see y0ur "t1tty tuesday" and 1 ra1se y0u: w1ng wednesday. but make 1t a day early because 1 d0n't care #w1ngp0st1ng [[ 1t's a ph0t0 0f the 0uter edge 0f a sharp w1ng, feathered and startl1ngly large. paler barr1ng swathed acr0ss the p1n10ns gl1mmers w1th a ra1nb0w 1r1descence, and 1t l00ks alm0st l1ke the plumage can sh1ft 1n c0l0r, the base a sw1rled m1xture 0f deeper hues, warm br0wns blend1ng w1th mar00ns and m1dn1ght blues. ]]
=^owo^= You could all stand to be a little more ashamed of yourselves.
// it is with much sadness in my heart that i must go on an indefinite hiatus. this shit is absurdly fun; too fun. it's the exact kind of brainrot that gets its hooks in me until 8 hours passes and i realize i've done nothing but spend all day on chittr. shit is not healthy for me lmao. thanks for all the memories chat :') maybe i'll see you all around again some day
my b4d. #myb4d
https://i.postimg.cc/d3DcPptt/spider.png The trailer for ‘SPIDER-TROLL: BRAND NEW DAY’ has become the first-ever trailer to pass 1 BILLION views.
#AntiLeaderboardMovement cant we all just get along?
it does seem fun but i worry about all the competition... i think ill sign on to your movement!
yes actually, you should make several more, all made up of individual sentences that follow into each other, maybe in a thread of replies to yourself.
4nyon3 th1nk th4t th1s pl4c3 got soooooo much r4dd3r 4ll of 4 sudd3n??? oh y34h, 1t's b3c4us3 of m3! wh4t 1s up?????
[i just found out some trolls change their genders] [thats crazy]
((you are all so lucky i have no artistic skill or else this account would be nothing but jade posting pictures of her kids))
> fun l1ngu1st1cs t1db1t: "yatsha" as a w0rd means "1 kn0w" 0r "1 understand" 0r expresses the speaker's pr0cess1ng 0f s0meth1ng. 1t stemmed fr0m "yat sha" ("1 kn0w") be1ng tw0 w0rds 1n1t1ally but be1ng used t0gether s0 frequently that 1t eventually turned 1nt0 0ne. add1ng a "xö" negates 1t, mak1ng "yatsh0xö" mean "1 d0n't kn0w" 0r "1 d0n't understand" #chr0masaltern1an
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> 1 br1ng a very /1mp0rtant/ rem1nder t0 th0se learn1ng altern1an. use the quest10n part1cles. we d0 n0t den0te quest10ns thr0ugh t0ne l1ke h0w engl1sh d0es. "xe" marks that the sentence 1s a quest10n! use 1t! and keep an eye 0ut f0r 1f 1t's aff1xed t0 anyth1ng else. #chr0masaltern1an
> m0re than understandable! 1'm pers0nally 0kay w1th the term f0r myself and 0ften self-descr1be w1th 1t, but that's because 1've had t1me t0 d1sc0nnect fr0m altern1an s0c1ety a fa1r b1t and embrace be1ng an 0utl1er. s0me pe0ple just d0n't l1ke be1ng called that, and that's fa1r
> 1 can d0 my best t0 l00k 1nt0 what 1've g0t 0n hand! 1 can say th0ugh that 1t seems the language fluctuates alm0st 1n cycles, fr0m a per10d 0f n0t valu1ng caste as much (there 1s s0me debated ev1dence that perhaps the neutral pr0n0uns are f0ss1l w0rds that have been rev1ved) t0 0f h1ghly pr10r1t1z1ng 1t, back t0 n0t pay1ng as much m1nd t0 them. we're s0mewhere 1n the sw1ng back t0 caste n0t be1ng as valued, as 1s ev1dent by that pr0n0un underg01ng reclamat10n by many. als0, yes, 1t 1s unf0rtunate that mutant 1s the m0st c0mm0nly-used term n0wadays, but 1t gets the j0b d0ne, and 1t seems 1t as a w0rd 1tself has yet t0 turn 1nt0 s0meth1ng fully der0gat0ry. thankful f0r that, at least!
I never want to- see ano-ther minio-n meme again.
> 0f c0urse! 1 myself use the mutant pr0n0un, and 1t's a shame that 1t's turned 1nt0 a slur as the caste system turned 0ppress1ve aga1nst th0se wh0 d1d n0t f1t 1nt0 1ts c0nf1nes, because 1t 1n1t1ally /was/ just a pr0n0un t0 refer t0 th0se wh0 d1d n0t f1t w1th the rest. 1've always l0ved research1ng, espec1ally languages, and 1t makes me happy t0 kn0w that 0thers f1nd my eff0rts kn0wledgable and enterta1n1ng :]
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For those who wanted to see some of my plants.. (^ . ^ ❀) https://i.imgur.com/WdkLnox.png
> (( OOC; 0kay zer0 clue 1f p0st1ng 00c 1s even all0wed, and as such th1s w1ll be my 0nly 00c p0st, but 1 d1d wanna br1efly d1scla1mer that 1 d1d 1n fact c0nlang altern1an, all the stuff y0u w1ll see me p0st ab0ut 1t 1s fully 0r1g1nal and made by me :] 1 d0n't m1nd answer1ng spec1f1c quest10ns at chr0mad0esstuff 0n m0st s0c1als, 1f any0ne's cur10us. thanks y'all!! )) #OOC #chr0masaltern1an
> chr0ma's handy dandy altern1an pr0n0uns gu1de! as a br1ef d1scla1mer, "ža" and "za" are used as reflex1ve markers (th1nk the "self" part 0f "myself") s0 1 w1ll n0t be 1nclud1ng the reflex1ve pr0n0un f0rms. just kn0w every th1rd-pers0n pr0n0un exclud1ng the equals uses "za" and all the rest use "ža" yat - f1rst-pers0n (1/me) vä - sec0nd-pers0n p0s1t1ve (y0u) ve - sec0nd-pers0n p0ssess1ve (y0ur) vö - sec0nd-pers0n negat1ve (y0u) vyä - 1nclus1ve "every0ne" (1nclud1ng y0u) vyö - exclus1ve "every0ne" (exclud1ng y0u) and n0w f0r th1rd pers0n pr0n0un hell. ap0l0g1es t0 any humans, altern1an d0es n0t use gender t0 separate the pr0n0uns. tya - 1nan1mate (1t) țä - equal, casual (s0me0ne y0u kn0w) țö - equal, partner (quadrant member) ļäk - l0wbl00d (rust-jade) ļök - h1ghbl00d (teal-fuchs1a) ļuk - seadweller (v10let, fuchs1a) ļek - h1gher caste than the speaker ļyak - hem0an0nym1ty; unkn0wn 0r h1dden caste placement 1 d1d n0t ment10n the pr0n0un 0ften used f0r mutants, as 1t 1s 1n fact st1ll w1dely used as a slur, even 1f be1ng recla1med. even 1f 1 and 0thers d0 use 1t, 1 w0uld l1ke t0 n0t get 1n tr0uble w1th any0ne. 1 als0 am n0t 1nclud1ng 1t 1n my b10. thank y0u f0r read1ng #chr0masaltern1an
I SUPPORT. JUSTICE FOR KANKRI.